Centre Democrat. (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, April 22, 1880, Image 6
The Rattle or the Bones. How many lionea in the human taoe T Fourteen, when they're ail in place. How uiauy itonea in the human heed 7 Eight, my ohild, as I've oiten said. Itow many li 'lies in tho human ear? Three in o ICII, and they help to hear. How m my bones in the human apino 7 Twenty-six, like a climbing vine. How many bones in the htimau chest 7 Twonty-ionr ribs, and two of the rest. How many bones the shoulders hind 7 Two in oaeh-ono belore, one behind. How many bones in the human arm? In each arm one; two in each forearn Itow many benea in the human wrist 7 Eight in each, if none sre missed. How many bones in tho palm of the hand 7 Five in each, with many ahand. How many bonee in the Angers ten 7 Twenty-eight, and by joints they bend. How many bones in the human hip ? One in each tike a dish they dip. How many bones hi the human thigli 7 One in each, and deep they lie. How many bones in the human knees 7 One in each, the kneepan, please. How many bones in the log troui the kuee 7 Two in each we can plainly see. How many bones in the ankle strong 7 Seven in each, but none are long. How many bones in the ball of the loot 7 Five in each, as the palms were put. How many bones in the toes hall a i-care 7 Twenty-eight, and there are no more. And now, altogether, these many bonee Ax, And they count in the body, two hundred and six And t-uon we ha\ c, in the human month Ot u tper and under, thirty-two teeth. And now and then bare a bone I should think That tonus on a joint or to All up A chink. A sesamoid bone or a worm oan we call, And now we may rest tor we've told litem all, lnd anapolit Sentinel. An Unexpected Meeting. It wits A stnnii. onc*tory frame struc ture, presenting some of the character istics of a cabin ami cottage, built only a little way in from the road, and ap proached from it by a narrow wooden bridge, under which meandered, in temperate seasons, a gentle stream, hut which, in the fprvid vigor of the sum mer and the rigor of the winter, was dry and sil?nt. Away down in a meadow behiud this little senlry-toix WHS a large farmhouse, with a colony of smaller buildings springing up about it, and back of those was a wood, rising precipitously: to the brow of a protecting hill. IU summer-time this homestead of farmer Oilman was a smiling, shady place to look upon, as was, indeed, all the country in which nestled the ham let of Fairbank, distant a couple of miles away; but now that the iron fet ters of winter were on everything, it looked cold, cheerless and uninviting. It had been snowing all day—snow was everywhere. It was on the rich pasture Innds. on the closely-shaven meadows, on last year's tillage; it crowned fences, and maintained a pre carious existence on the roofs of houses; it rendered sightless gaps in broken roads, and lent a treacherous expansion to highways; it, in short, blotted ou the ordinary landmarks, and was on great, white, taringeyesore on the fare of the landscape. Night had come on. and with it in creased activity on the part of the storm. It was bitUrly cold, too, and there was an edge on the air like a knife. It was a night to enjoy a grateful meal and a comfortable fireside, and this was what May Seflon was prepar ing for her father's" return in the tittle cot'age by the roadside. The ample stove was aglow with the crackling wood-fire; the bright lamp light illumined the neat, decorous little kitchen; the old easy-chair wore a look of expectation as it stood by the tnbl that awaited the burden of the substan tial supper, snd the blue-eyed rose-bud herself was blithely singing snatches of a ditty, as if in definnce of the gloom and storm without. For a dozen years and upward May Sefton had occupied this same abode with hCT father, and had been his sole companion and housekeeper. About that time George Heft on had made his first appearance in Fail bank, bringing with him little else than a fair' sweet child of four or five years old, and carrying about him an air of sup pressed sufiering that silenced in quiries, albeit that (t somewhat excited curiosity. But this curiosit" was sat isfied and turned to sympathy when it was learned that the strangei had re cently huried bis partner, an<' that the golden-haired child he so tenderly cher ished was motherless. Georgo Sefton had not furnished Fair bnuk with this information in so many words. From the day of his arrival o the time whereof we write, he had never opened h** lips on the subject of his antecedents. Abraham Oilman, or old Abc.jis he was morn universally called, to distin guish him from a younger Abe, had ones asked George, when they wcie working in the fields together, if he wns nut a widower like himself, whereat * he's new employee had bent his head, and then maintained a silence so impres sive that the tact was taken for granted, and never after discussed. As for May, if questioned on the suh fect, she could only tall of a big town and a large house, and a fine lady that used sometimes to kiss her, and who, <>nc night, she was told by has faihosr had died and was buried away for ever mocr. "Six o'clock." cries May, stopping her warbling to laugh up in the face of the old clock thst chimed the hour. " Six o'clock," she laughs,as she turns the fragrant rashers in the oven, and eAets a searching glance at lbs table to see that it contains all her own home made dainties. "Father will be here presently. I wonder if Abe will— Hush, you nsugiity thing," she adds, under her or rath., and prosing her hands to her rosy month. as she hears a crunching sound drawing nigh. The sound draws marer till it stops lUfr'de, when thers <s s scraping and i tamping of feet, sad then the door opens, and a fragrant, warm smell, and a bright gleam of light, and a smile ot delicious youth ami innocence stream out in the face of the night and salute the intruders. The first to enter is a man, tall, and slightly bent, with a thin, aged face, and a fair, long beard, plentifully leav ened with gray hairs. lie bends down, with an air not quite in keeping with his homely garb, and in presses a fer vent kiss on the sweet, upturned face that greets him. He then steps aside with a courteous movement and dis closes the figure of a robust youth, with a beardless face wreathed in smiles, half-diflldent. half-assured, altogether guileless. "Come in, Abe," says the little hostess, as he beams at her from the doorway. Smiling, Abe insinuates himself past her, without a word, merely rubbing the top of his frost-smitten nose byway of salutation. In or about this hour, Abe Gilman generally insinuated himself into the presence of May, and beguiled his even ings in tho company of her and her father. Georgo Sefton had some books which greatly interested him, especially when read to him by the owner or his daughter, and he occasionally borrowed one, though frequently puzzled by some of the words; for Abo was not much of a scholar, but he had a taste for litera ture, and for May's society, which was a sort of education in itself. " You haven't had supper. Abe." said May, invitingly, to the visitor, with a peep at him tliat might have upset a more confident youth. "I'm just goin' back to it," said Abe, apologetically. " I only kem for a book yer father promised to loan me." " Better stay for supper now, Abe." said George Sefton, in his quiet but kindly way. " I)on't require to be coaxed too much licforc you consent," said May, with mock gravity, and a merry twinkle in her blue eye, that cent Abe into a con vulsive titter, and brought him to the table without further parley. " Who went to Fairbank to-day?" in quired May, when she had set the meal in full motion. " Abe, my d ar; he brought you your pappr," answered her father. " I was chopping wood all day; much warmer wont —eh. Abe?" "Yes, sir," returned Abe, witli an emphasis on the second word that'lcft no mistake as to his thorough agreement with his friend's opinion. "I never thought I'd get home. There wasn't a soul to be seen in the village, 'cept what was kecpin' the stove warm in the store. There wns a lady that kem by the cars, an' she wanted to start straight away for Mansfield, an' she offered ten dollars to any one that'd take her, an', by golly, sir, she couldn't to save her life git one that'd face it." "She was a trump," laughed May. " and she'd face it herself?" " Yes, by golly, she would that," said Ale: "hut she had so many shawls, an' furs, an' wrap* with her, that I think she could have slcp' in the snow for a week without being frozen." " It's a nasty road from hern to Mans field, such anight", said George Sefton; " but that was a stiff price." "She may get some one'tbat'll take her yet," said May. " She may, and she mayn't," said Abe, srinning comfortably at the fire. "If nek Price was around, I don't think he'd let so much money go. I think he'd skin himself an' that horse of his for the whisky that ten dollars'd buy." " I fear he'd run the risk of it, A'oe," said George, smiling. " Poor Jack is a rare fellow for his whisky." " Hush!" cried May, " this is a sleigh, coming now; I'm sure I heard the bells Perhaps it's she. Ixok and see, Abe." "He couldn't see his finger outside,my dear," said her father, taking down his pine off the mnntle and filling it. whilst Abe rose to peep out. The tinkling sound advanced rapidly, but it was dark as pitch, and sleet and snow were traveling furiously with the wind. Abe could see nothing from the door step, so he ran down to the wooden bridge ttiat spanned the frown stream. Ho could now discern the dark object coining furiously toward him, hut lie noticed, with anxiety, that it was in clining uangerously near the side of the roe ' on which was the little ravine. Onward came the snorting horse at tne top of his speed. but closer and closer to the brink of the highway. Abe raised Ms hands and voice in alarm to the driver, hut his warning was not heard, or heard too late, for the next instant the horse and sleigh had tumbled into the bed of frozen water. The hoarse cry of a man in pain and a stifled moan reached the ears of the horrified Abe, ns he shouted out, "George! George!" But George, who had heard the crash, was on hand a moment after the acci dent with a lantern, snd, taking the situation in at a glance, first released the furiously struggling horse, and then lifted up the heavy slHgh that lind com pletely turned over on the occupant*. Jack Price—for lie It was—was so full of whisky I hat, when he regained his liberty, he scarce felt tho pain of his broken arm and bruised and bloody face. George Sefton had already raised tho other traveler in bis arms, and a troubled lork had gathered on his brow. " Take that droken fellow hack to the village, Abe,' he said, when Jack Price and his vehicle were once more In run ning order; "and make ail the haste you can back with the doctor. I fear this is a serious ease." " Is it the lady, father?" said May, who had come forward and wo* hold ing the lantern, as George clambered up j to the road with the unconscious bun dle in his arms. " I suppose so. May," he replied, fol lowing her into the cottage. "Who ever it is, is, I dread, badly hurt." May drew the lounge dose to the fire, and on it the insensible woman was laid. Abe did not exaggerate when be stated I hat the lady was well protected from the weather. She wns wrappel -and uiuflhri up till her face wax no longer visible, and May's first Hurts were directed to relieve her from some of this now unnecessary covering. Gcorgi Si fton was bending onxiously over the two women, watching for a glimote ci the stranger's face. W to n it was revealed to him, ghastly white, but still aggressively beautiful, his breathing for a moment ceased, ana a scared expression lit up his mild, blue eyes. May. too, was startled at the sight of the death-like face; bat when she glanced up at her father, and beheld his ashen conmen-nrc and trembling form, she was fill* d with terror. " What la it, faiherf" the exclaimed. " Do yon think, 'hen, slit's dead?" His dazed look wandered from the prostrate figure on the iounge, and rested on the innocent being kneeling at her side. "No, I don't think she is," he replied, at length, in a voice scarcely above a whisper. The scared expression in liis face hnd stolen into his voice, and it was hushed and frightened. Tears welled up into May's eye*, and dropned on the cold hands she was chafing. The lady, after a while, showed symp toms of returning consciousness. He yond her pallor and insensibility, she presented no outward sign of injury. " I don't think she s much hurt, lather," said Muy, leaning tenderly over her patient, the tears still glistening Ilk' pearls on her eyelashes; hut noting, with hope and pleasure, the increaaing evidences of animation. He made no response to May's re mark, but continued to stare straight down at the pallid, beautiful face of the lady. Suddenly a pair of eyes, larger and more liquid than May's, hut of the same azure hue, are opened out upon him, and the conscious woman is scrutiniz ing his weird, haggard countenance. For a brief moment a crimson flush banishes the pallor, and the iiands that May holds are clutched convulsively. Then the red blood deserts the face again, and it becomes ten times more livid. The beautiful, liquid eyes droop abashed before the man's gnze, nnd trav erse Bearchingly the room, till they rest on May kneeling by her. "I'm not deeeived, then," she feebly mutters. Is this—" Her voice broke the spell, or stupor that had seized George Sefton at the first glimpse of her, and, in a low and decisive tone, he said : "You mustn't speak just now, madam, till the doctor arrives, and we know what's the trouble. Prepare your bed for this lady. May," he added, mo tioning the young girl to her room, gravely. May had scarcely disappeared, when he was at the woman's sine, whisper ing excitedly in her ear: "You mustn't let her known nothing. It's better for her —it's better for you. I don't want to reproach you now. I don't know what strange fatality i)iought you to my cabin to-night; but whatever it was leave us —leave her in the peace and innocence that you have found her. Since the hour that you de serted her I've led her to believe you dead. I've striven to hide you and your sin from your child with the charitable mantle of the grave, and for that sole purpose I've since hidden my self here. Don't seek to undeceive her. I**t her still think of you witli re gret. I-ct her memory of you continue to be a fragrant one." The erring woman listened witn closed eye# and blanched ciieeks to the man's passionate words. "May I kiss her?" she faltered. " Yes. if-" May entered, and Geonje Sefton moved away, and dung bimselt into a chair in a far corner ot the room. May resumed her watch by the lady's side, taking the cold, slender hands once more in hers. She noticed that the lovely eyes, which were turned with in finite tenderness on her, were dimmed with tears, and that the bands she clasped pressed hers caressingly. The monotonous tick. tick, of the old clock was all t! at broke the silence ol the room. The lady closed her eyes, and May was beginning to think that she was go ing to sleep, when a sweet voice whis pered in her car: "Kiss me, darling." The young girl crept closer, and wind ing her arm* round the woman's neck, wrapped the poor soul in her chaste em brace. Was it the instinct of love or pity? When George Sefton awoke fiom his painlul reverie an hour later to admit Ahe Oilman and the doctor, he found tho two women asleep, the elder resting on the bosom of tne younger The girl was easily aroused, but the other awoke no more. Tho friends who came for the dead woman knew not the tmhappy husband under hUnasumcd name and altered ap pearancc.and May never learned that her mother bad passed out of the sphere of sin and shame in hernrms. Her lather lived long enough to see her the happy wife of Abe Oilman, and then passed away, carrying his secret with him. Heath and the Kbna parte*. Speaking of the ex-Empress K.igonio's journey to the scene ol her son's death at the hands of the Zulus In South Africa, the Chicago Time* says: When last she went forth from the sheltering wing of Knglnnd, whose queen has lieen more than formal in the expression of her sympathy and good-will, it was to attend the death-bed of her sole remain ing relative, the Countess Montijo, her mother. To do Ibis she was roused from watching and weeping at the tomb of her only son, and, the end task at end, she returned to the island which had given refuge to her nnd a resting-place for her dead. She goes out now on a wholly sentimental mission. It is her desire to spend the anniversary of her boy's death on the spot where lie fell pierced by tbe weapons of savages. The whole trip takes on a somber sug gestion. which is not without its pass ing significance, for. upon her return from South Africa, she will stop it St. Helena, the lone island where the giant heart of the first, really the last, of the Ronapartes ceased to beat. In half n century the suddenly-created dynasty is gone, root and branch, and while ft has left its impress—chiefly in scars— upon the history of France and Europe, yet little more of its personality is left than this broken and prematurely-aged widow, who was not kin to Bona parte, but having been of the family, journeys in her woe to those place* where death has triumphed over the Ronapartes. Was it that half a century might show such a picture th at the sun of Austeriitx rose? A certain painter was bragging of his wonderful command of color to a friend one day. Ills friend did not seem to take it quite r.liin. " Why," exclaimed the painter, "do you know that there are hut three painters in the world, sir who understand color?" " And who beyr At last asked the friend. Why, sir, 1 am one, and—and—and aad 1 forget the name of tie other two I' " Two sisters of Glasgow got mad at a plumber and thrsw him out of the filth story window." But ho got even with the sisters. He charged them doable time from the minute he left the window until he struck the sidewalk.— HorriMtown Ikraid. I'KINCE DFXIHOFF. The HonimiMr Hiiulan Kolilenwii Wlio llau Fancies Worthy of IVoro— lIU Wonderful Art I nMiim Hold at Auc tion II latory of tho Fortune of tho llrmldoffa, Prince Paul l>cmidoff is now a nmn of thirty-nine years of age. He came to Paris in 1858. He had not yet came into possession of his immense fortune; iiis uncle was still living, and Ids in come was modest. He was a handsome man in the full force of the term—tall, slender, elegant; pale complexion, somewhat bronzed; brown hair and mustache: open and high forehead and palc-nllie Slav eves. soft, languid and veiled by long latin*. Under a skin of satin he had muscles of steel; he was built to resist, life and triumph over life. He always used to dress in a short coat, a round hat, rather short trousers and shoes. He never wore a waistcoat and never suffered from cold. He took Up ills quarters in a furnished lodging at 25 Faubourg St. Honore, and It w:is there that began his famous series of men's soirees and suppers. Soon afterward Paul Ihpiidoff became a member of the Circle de liKueHoyole. Paul Demi doff, however, w.-is not a regular gambler; he played only by fits and starts. When he did play he played boldly, for he was of the race of grand viveurs. From the Faubourg St. Honore he migrated to the Hue du Marche-d'Ageusseau, taking with him ; the same joyous band of friends, at Un bend of whom were Gramuiont-Cade rousse, de Juignc and Gaston de Saint- Maurice. For a moment he had a pas sion for hunting, and rented some game preserves near Hambouiliet. Paul Dent idoff had all the instincts of the Slav nature. He was eccentric, sometimes excessively so. He would call up his servants, open all the windows, and take a cold bath. He had constantly at his bedside a decanter of iced champagne, of which fie drank all night. Nobody, however, ever heard of Paul DemidofT being drunk. In the morning he sometimes hod fancies worthy of Nero. He would send for four or five servants, and make them fight together until they had eliminated the victor, who received a handsome gratification. In 1867 Paul IV-inidoff married the Princes* Mctchierski. and went to live in the Hue Jean-Goujon, in a fine hotel, which soon became a veritable museum. When lie married he took his past life like a stick, broke it in two and threw away the piece*. It was all over. His wife i>ecamo everything to him. The lady, unfortunately, died in childbed, and Prince DemidofT died to the world. Rut enthusiasm like his could not he extinguished. He threw himself with ardor Into religion; the hero of the •' fast" life of Paris became the hero of the cloister. He shut himself up with his grief, and his charity became now as open-banded a* his extravagance hod been. He was mean toward him self, prodigal toward the. poor. He dressed like a Quaker, and had long in terview* with Pere Hyai inUie. He had abandoned bis hotel in the Kuejenn- Goujon, and lived alone in a small apart ment in the Hue de Milan, we believe, where lie treasured up all the relics and souvenirs of tii* married life. His bed room was a reliquary of his past happy days. One fine day he left Paris and went to Hussitt. He had grown weary of soli tude and t<*ars. He had been touched by nypur of ambition. He dreamed of playing a role in politic*, and began by trecoming governor of Kieff, a po-a which he held for five year*. Hut the post wns too unimportant for his vault ing ambition. Perhaps be thought of ttie embassy at Paris, or perhaps of some other equally lofty position of the same kind. At any rale he grew tired of being mayor of Kieff; he sent in bis resignation and settled at the palace of San Ifonato, near Florenec. where be brought hi* sei-ond wife, the' Princess Troiibetskoi, daughter cf the celebrated Princess Use Trouhctskni, who ha* so often occupied the attention of the Par- Won.*. Since then lie lias never left San Donato. where he has accumulated that marvelous collection of art treasures which has been y!d at auction. What was the reason ot this sale ? 1/vssitude and ennui. His last passion had burnt out. He wanted to rid iiis sight of all vestige of it. He was in a hurry to satisfy a new passion. "Hie palace of Ran Donato ha* Iwcn aban doned for the Villa de I'ratollno, near Fiesolc, where nothing remains but the ruins of the splendid chateau which fo-mcriy sheltered the romantic loves of the Duke Franci* and the fair Vene tian lady. Rianca Capello. Among the ruins is the colossal statue of the Ap penines, which was sculptured under the direction of Jean de Bologna, one of the finest monument* of an immortal epoch. The restoration of tiiis chateau will give Prince DemidofT an oppor tunity of becoming a Maecenas in a more netivc and extensive manner. Prince DemidofT will be a patron of art on a scale which has Ween almost unknown during the Inst two centuries. The origin of the fortune of the Demi doffs is curious. One day Peter the Grcnt was passing through Ural. When lie reached N'tjni-Tagilsk. one of his, pistols broke. The er.ar asked the gov ernor to send him a workman to mend it, hut in that obscure and distant vil lage there w no one to whom the gov ernor dareri to entrust the imperial arm. There was no gunsmith. At last they brought to the esar a modest workman, whose trade waa not that of a gunsmith, but whose skill was highly spoken of in the village. He took the pistol, and hall an hoar afterward lie brought it hack as good as new. His name was DemidofT "I will remember you!" said Peter the Great as he rode awav. Months passed away. DemidofT had forgotten the - star's promise when n letter with the imperial seal was handed to him. It was the grant of the free hold of a vast tract of land. Demidofl set to work. He discovered mines of iron, of brnas, of malachite— a fortune, in short, which it would take centuries to exhaust- Such is the history of the fortune of the DemidofT*.— Parwuin. Tin re is a shepherd's fold in the Eng lish town ol Hastings. It is declared that the local health officer, iiaving heard certain complaints, went to the school in question, and found there two children apparently suffering from star vation. One, a girl of fourteen, was found upon removal to the workhouse,to weigh only thirty-five pounds, and her toes are said to have been in such • rot ten state that it was necessary so remove them all. There were eight boarders in the establishment. Everything In nature Indulges in amusem-'nt. The lightning plays, the wind whistles, the thunder rolls, the ■now flies, the waves leap and the fields *nnle. Even the buds shoot and the A SOUTHERN I'ATRIAKC'H. A Man will. Plv HundraA anil Hrvruty- Klve Urlng Uaacandauta. A letter to the Charleston (8. C.) Nrwn nay*: In ttie course of thr&Kore ytars ami ten. I have many timed read of families remarkable lor size, weight, number, etc., and have as often thouicht if honor attached to a locality produc ing a large family, Orangeburg county, 8. C., would wear the laurels. Old Mr. I William Hiuoak, the patriarch of the | family of that name, is a native, of Ger- I man extraction, iiorn early in February, 1784, consequently has just entered li in | ninety-seventh year, and, since 1811, has been o resident of that *wtl<n of tie county between the North and South Kdisto rivers familiarly known uf the Fork. The old man and his wife, who died a few years ago, raised thirteen children, ten now living. They had first six sons, then two daughters, then three sons, and the last two daughters. The eldest is seventy-five years of age, j the youngest fifty. i The old niHn has ten living children, l 104 grandchildren, 391 great-grandchll ! dren, and 70 gr<*augreat-grandchildren, making in all 575 living descend ants, and 116 dead. The most remarka j hie feature of this family (one which I think would require a search of both I hemispheres to find a parallel) is the j fait that both the old people lived to see ; their youngest and thirteenth child a i grandmother. Who can beat that? Notwithstanding the old man's sight and hearing are much impaired, his general health is good, and he would be quite smart for one of bis age had it not been for a fall be got some vcars ago, which injured one and hip, from which lie has never entirely re covered. He is a great talker, and has a most vivid recollection of events which transpired in his boyhood and early manhood. He was much of a Nimrod in his time, and relates with the gr< atcst minuteness incidents of his dis rand wolf hunts Many a stately buek and ravenous wolf sueeunilsd to his deadly aim with that old flint and stce] musket that he would not lay down in exchange for an amateur sportsman's hundred dollar double-barrel. The per cussion principle was at that time latent in the brain of the inventor, but the old nmn did not feel the need of improved firearms, for when be drew the trigger of that old musket on game there was sure to be " meat in the pot." He killed the last wolves that were known U> be in this part of the country. We enter tain n fervent hope that the old man may live to be a centenarian, when (if the writer is alive) there will be a proposition for a grand picnic and re union. A circle with a diameter of fif teen mili-s would inclose four-fifihs of the family. The writer has known this family sixty years as a hard-working, industrious people, and not a drunkard among them. Who can beat that' The Chinese Theater. In the north of China every town and every large village boasts of its perma nent theater, while the inhabitants of other villages, too small to be so fortu nate. rind little difficulty in extemporis ing theaters of mat and bamboo on any chance arrival of an itinerant troop of actors. As long as the visit of these wandering players last, the people of the district give themselves up to tlie en joyment of the holiday. Karly each morning the roads from "all the country round may be seen crowded with peo ple, the poorer ones on loot. and. if in the north of China, the wealthier classes on mules or in carts, all tending to the one pointed attraction; the women gay in blue ml or green silks, and tho men in their be st and brightest attire. If we follow this p>ssurc-sccking crowd, we enters theater built in the form of a parallelogram, at one end of which is a platform, generally, though not always, !as wide as the building. The platform . is divided breadthwise by a wooden pur i tition witli two entrances, the front part i forming the stage, and the rear portion serving the purposes of green room, property room and abode rtf the troupe. The body of the theater, answering to ! our pit and stalls, is without seats or ' partitions; while above ann encircling j the wliole are the boxes in which the ! women and principal subscribers have their place*. If the district should be a very poor one the probability is that ; we find ourselves opposite a covered : stage or an open niece of ground, in i front of which the carts of tire visitors | full of their occupants, are arranged in a semi-circle, thus forming the walls of I a truly Thespian theater. Within this | enclosure stands a densely packed, good natured, eager crowd ; whose power of I standing is only equaled by their power iof unflagging enjoyment. No money is taken at the doors. The troupe is gen erally hired eitbirby a private indi vidual or by a public subscription for a certain number of days, and free admis sion is granted to every one. The per formances last from the early morning until late in the evening, with short in tervals between each four or five pieces. The acting, generally speaking, is good, for tho Chinese are naturally quick of observation, and are thus able. In every day life, to catch easily t lie tone of those with whom they associate, and on the stage to assume the characters they wish to represent. The possession of these faculties is the more important, as tho actors get very little guidance from the play book, which almost entirely oon ndo their directions to " enter," " exit " and 'wimide," or as the Chinese literally translated mentis, •• aaoen V "descend/' and "turn the back and Contem porary Review. An Astonished Chinaman. In some parts of Queensland wild pigs are very numerous. I have never heard of them being ridden down and speared as in India, writes a traveler, but I am certain that very good sport might be obtained. I heard Mm other day a *bry of a man on Urn Warrega river muster ing about two hundred wild grunters into a slake sheepyard, and selling them to a Chinese storekeeper for cash down The price asked was a low one. and "Johnny " was so de.ighted with his imaginary liargain thai he did not ask many questions; and, of course, the vender omitted to mention that the pig* were wild. On the day appointed for delivery, "Johnny" came, accompanied by two of hit countrymen, to fetch them, pain down his money, and opened the yard, when to his horror, Away the pigs rushed to tho scrub, and "Johnny" saw them no more. asked if hs took a newspaper, he rap lied that "sines our msmbelrof Coner,*Th2 fiTTCStf kin gat along without it. It naver SSLS M, * bow ~ a - | KELHHOUM XEWM IVB fOTEM. Forty-five years ago a French J'roU*- , tant was very rarely seen in Canada, but the number ia now aaid to be thoe sands. Lfmt year twelve person* in the United State* qiid Europe nave an aggregate of $3,000,00 1 to the cause of foreign ' missions. There are now ninety-one Reformed Episcopal ministers, eight of whom are bishops. Slaty-four of these are in this country, thirteen in Canada, and four* ; teen in England. I The Methodlat I'roU-atant church ha* commissioned its firt foreign nii-h t ! my. Si in i>. M. Guthrie, wtio goes u, Japan. A women's society in Pitt*, nurjjr, Pa., pay* her salary. A Chicago clergyman has been , preaching upon lite wickedness 0 f ~r i tering the church late disturbing and I the congregation, and IJIM wrmon l.n* had the effect of decreasing the nutnUr | of tardy worshipers in his church. According to a correspondent of the IKenminer and Chronicle, in St. liouit. Mo., with n population of nearly half a million, the entire membership of the , Protestant churches is said to be ; ( - M ! than 20,000, or about one in twenty. ! five. The Key. Nathan Sites, an American Methodist missionary in China, was re cently base iby a mob at Yenping-100, and serine ly injured with clubs and ; atones. II a magistrate hud not inter- I fered he woi It have been drowned hy ■ the infuriate populace. The Baltimore Methodist conference, One of the oldest Methodist conferences in the country, recently concluded iu ' annua) session, rej rn 33 .784 mem bers and 4,968 probationers. 17'J . . preachers, and 35* churclM-s, valued at $2,472,060. on which there i* an ind-to ed ness of 9330,000. Edward Kimball, the church debt ex tinguisher, says: "The throe great j financial calamities of a church are: i A fund lor the support of preaching, ** that the people need not pay. V. One or l two rich men, on whom everybody leans, and whose property the church feels at liberty to appropriate. 3. A debt." The Atlanta ((la.) Baptist M-minnr* lots ninety students. Most of the freed , | men under its ciutrge are studying tor lite ministry, and some of these are , making heroic efforts to obtain an edu cation. One of them bad to se 1 Ids overcoat. Another tried living on one ■ | meal a day. The wife of anatber takes in washing to support him. Another worked for some months as a cook. The re*ipts of the American board 1 j lor January amounted to 961,160. For i i the first five months of the financial year the donations aggregated 913!,- 1 569 26. the legacies 935.Wi0.H7. a total of I §167,430.13. This Ism advance b (the average for the corresponding ; months during the pr<veding three years of about twenty per cent. The following are reported to be some 1 of the changes made in the revised ver sion of the English Bible to be issued this year: " Damned "isto be changed | invariably to "condemned." For " hell," tlie original words Gehenna and llades are to be substituted. " Pre , vent" is to be turned into " go before." ; " Religion " is to be changed into " wor ship." The Methodist Episcopal chun-h had i at the close of the year 1879, 1,584.006 members and 176,296 probationers. The ( gain in members for tlie year was , 21,008, and the loss in probationers 15,- 467; so that, taking the total of mem bers and probationers 1,700,302 the , net gain for the year was only 6.146 , The cumber of churches was 16.955. which sliows an increase of 395 The value of the church** is estimated at 902,520,417, being a decrease of 96,92*,- 741 from the previous year. A Martial Ornament. Hungarians are celebrated for their remarkably fine mustaches, and arc in • , the habit of devoting much care to the cultivation of this martial ornament. : The national custom originatid with i a number of cavalry regiments who dis tinguished themselves in the wars i; against tlie Turks, and whose colonels, finding that tlie fashion servd to in spire the troopers with manly pride and | dashing gallantry, made tlie training | and cultivating of their mustaches s regulation affair. A beardless youth was excluded from cavalry service. 1 Here is the method employed, and which is in daily use throughout the land among men who act their pride upon the ! display of a fine curly and provokingiy j sticking out mustache. After the [ morning ablution, and while the beard is still wot, a piece of airing ia dm wn across tlie face, under the nose, and fastened over both cars Both hands llun twist the hair around the string, to which an extra pull is given with s I final fastening behind the ears. In this ingenious condition of early toilet, one may comfortably get through breakfast . and a lot of early work indoor*, and emerge at noon with a more or less fierce and martial countenance, the pride of the giria and the object of envi , ous swells ignorant of the plan. During I the French wars toward the end cl the ! iat and the beginning of this century, there was one Hungarian hussar regi ; racnt "pecially distinguished for tlie I magnificence and fierceness of its mus taches. The trgnlation exacted s dis play of five inches of hair, in corkscrew form and shape, on each side of the upper lip, and, when nature's supply proved insufficient, the rcgo atioo I length had to be made of nits of liorse | tail worked into pricking points at eacL end by means of a sticky mass of grease and wax. which became known in Pari* during tlie n stornlion under the elegant ] name of " Poramade Hongreiee." The Ureal Lakes. Tlie last measurements of American i fresh water seat are time given: The i jrcntost length of Lake Superior is 335 miles; its greatest breadth, 160 miles; hiean depth. 688 feet; elevation, 6*7 feet; area, 82,000 square miles. The greatest length of lake Michigan is 300 miles; its greatest breadth, 108 miles; mean depth. 690 fret; elevation. 306 feet; area. 20.000 tqaars miles. The greatest length of lake Huron is 900 miles; it* greatest breadth, 160 miles; mean depth, 600 feet; elevation. 274 fret; arra, 90,000 square miles. Ttie greatest length of Lake Erie is 960 miles; iu greatest breadth is 80 miles: its mean depth is i 84 feet; elevation. 666 fret; area. 6,000 I square miles. The greatest length of Lake Ontario is 180 miles; IU greatest i breadth, 65 miles; its mean depth is 5W 1 *t; elevation. 261 fret; ares. O.tOO r square miles. The length of ail 1 1.986 miles, covering an area upward of 136,000 square miles.