Centre Democrat. (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, March 25, 1880, Image 3
TUOLT TOPICS. New York oity is to have a " Ladles' Co-operative Dress Association," the object fit which is to establish a co operative store stocked with ladies' and children's dress goods, millinery, etc- The capital stock is fixed at $950,000, of which $lOO,OOO have already been subscrilied. There is a similar institu tion in En eland, which was incorpor ated in 1877. and has proved so great a success that, at the present time, it is impossible to purchase any of the stock. 11. M. Stanley brought home-from Africa the skulls of two animals called •• sokos," wbicii had been eaten by an affable chief with whom he hobnobbed one day, and Prof. Huxley at onee pronounced them to be human. Rut Central America has now come forward with tiie susmctu, and so far as sub scriptions eo at present this animal would arpear to come as near ourselves as the aoko. for the other natives of its forests whom we call men and women eali the susmctu human. A tax of five cents for every soldier at the post having been imposed by the council of idministration upon the post traders at Fort Dodge, Kansas, the ques tion of its legality was recently submit ted to the attorney-general, who de cides that it is in accordance witli law. as the act of 1870 makes post traders subject in all respects to army regula tions. The tax is levied to aid in sup porting "camp charities." He also de cides that post traders confining their business strictly within the limits of the army are not subject to taxation by State, Territorial or coun'.y authorities. The absence of C.iincso women in the East has compelled the males to inter marry with the whites. There are in New York city at the present time nearly three hundred Chinamen who have white wives. They are mainly Spanish and Irish women, the Mon golians preferring the latter on account of their skill in domestic labor. This intermarriage of races commenced about six years ago. Consequently a young China-Celtic generation is springing up, the oldest member of whom is about five years of age. It is stated on no less an authority than that of the lord chancellbr of Eng land that the total sura of money ex pended in the United Kingdom last year for intoxicating drinks was very nearly double the whole revenue of the coun try, or $700,000,000. At this rate, says the New York Cotuvicrcinl Advertiser, the national debt of Great Britain— $4,000,- 000,000—could be paid in less tiian six years with the money thrown away in a sea of ale, wine and brandy. It is rather a startling exhibit of the preva lent human drought, and suggests a col lation of similar data 'l this country, with an eye to helping Dr. Crosby's arguments by the logic of stern facts. The Hudson river tunnel has been 1 xcavated a distance of more than fifty feet. All that can be seen of the work is a small frame building at the foot of Fifteenth street, Jersey City,surrounded by piles of earth and bricks. This shed covers the shaft. The men are working at a depth of sixty feet under the river. There arc three shifts of ten men each, each shift working eight hours. The men are admitted io the tunnel through air locks. Thirty-five feet of the iron framework have been put in place, and the work of putting in the brick lining, which is to be three feet thick, was commenced recently. In May the shaft on the New York side wili be sunk near the foot of Leroy street. When Washington was on his way to Red Bank just 100 years iyto he slept or.e nizht at Chew's landing, a village which is also in New Jersey. Next morning he was surprised to find that half the inhabitants had formed them selves into a delegation to askofhim a contribution toward a new Episcopal church. He^ not only gave the contri bution but signed the church l>ook, and so did Carroll of Carrollton. The hook lias been religiously preserved in the vestry, and every governor of New Jer sey lias for many years given something to keep the building in order. Now, however, it is to he torn down and a commonplace brick church erected. A young man named E mer Sever ance, who was working at Smith & < arter's eamp, at Princeton, Minn., bet one of hit companions a quarter that he could place a dipper of cold water on the stove and hold his finger in the dip per until the water began to boil. The wager was accepted. Severance held his finger in the dipper quite a while, hut was obliged to withdraw it before the water had reached a boiling point, hence he lost his bet. On examination it was found that the finger was completely cooked; it pained Severance so that lie was obliged to quit work and eomc to town for medical treatment. The prob ability was that the finger would have to be amputated. Some rrmarkablc statements were made by a prominent physician before the class of the college of physicians and surgeons st Buffalo the other day. He announced that one-fifth of all man kind die of consumption alone, and one third of all from the ravages of tuber cles upon the bodily organs. Including the lungs. Comparing this mortality with that from vellow fever during the epidemic of 1878, be said that it "would rrouirr 450 years of such epidemics of yellow fever to equal the devastation wrought by consumption in a single -rjy ra, i°n ' n th'" country alone, and '5O yrars of such work to equal the mor ality caused by tubercles in one genera tion in this country." These state ments are appalling, but they are made by a man who has devoted the study of a ife-time to the subject. Dr.Willard Parker, an eminent physi cian and surgeon of New York, regards our system of caring /or the insane as radically wrong. The institutions are too large. Too much care and responsi hinty are placed upon one man. It is a physical impossibility for him to con- Milt the peculiarities of each of several hundred patient* whose canes differ entirely from one another. Each case mould >e distinctly studied. lie has, besides, to superintend and manage the institution and the grounds, to be linner, treasurer, etc. "As well ex pect the captain o' one of our iarge steamers to act also ae stoker and or ok." |he buildings are too magnificent, ihey should be inexpensive, so that when the wards become saturated with disease they may be destroyed and others erected. Home occupation should he provided adapted to the patients' o< nditions. Dr. Parker maintains that insanity is not diminishing in this country, as under proper treatment it ought to be. The discovery has recently been made in the southeastern districts of Russia th ' tigers, long unknown in those parw have found their way there. Some peasants of Golot-Übani, In the district of Tiflis. recently noticed quite unusual depredations among their flocks and herds, which they ascribed to the rav ages of wolv< s and bears. Finding a fresh track of a large animal quite un known to them in the snow only re cently fallen near the village, twelve of them pursued it into the mountains armed witli hatchets. On their march they were surprised by a terrible roar, anu at the same moment a huge tiger, measuring betwpen five and six feet in length, hounded out of a cave in the rock and struck down three men before they knew what they were about. The snow lying deep and soft, and therefore giving way under them, fortunately saved them. One other peasant rushed up just in time ar.d clove the. animal's skull in two. The tiger in his death struggle, however, gave his slayer a few ugly scratches. Minnie Karell's fight witli a burglar in her room deserves,to be immortalized. She is a slight girl only eighteen years of age, and tends het .athcr's bakery in New York. Site was awakened at an early hour in the morning by a man standing over bcr fed, and was tohl by the burglar that if she screamed he would kill her. Nothing daunted Min nie screamed and at once struck the burglar in the face with all her might. Qujte a tussle now ensued, the hurglar trying to escape from Minnie's grasp, and she trying to hold him until her father and the workmen from below could come to her assistance. Hut the robber broke away from her and made his exit from a window, not, however, until Minnie had recognized him as John Oates, a resident of the next block. When the police came they found Min nie's bureau ransacked and all her best clothes gone; but fortunately they met a man named Rogers in the street carry ing a bundle of female wearing apparel and arrested him. The clothing proved to be Alinnie's. They next went in search of Oates and found liini at a wake next door to the bakery, coolly smoking his pipe and condoling witli the be reaved family. Minnie gets her heroism from her mother, who is dead. She used to tell Minnie always to fight when she got in trouble; and the old lady acted upon this principle, for she her self used to lake a club to all who came to the bakery and didn't conduit them selves with propriety. Mrs. Gov. I-ew Wnllace finds in New Mexico what she calls a "subtle Spanish essence" pervading everything. Even the names of the commonest persons she meets are poetic. She says in the Inde pendent: "Perfectio (perfection), a worthless peon in Navaho blanket, sweeps the sidewalk; Benito (the good), a shambling Mexican boy, watching his chance for a spring at the spoons, brings the daily mail; Mariposa (butterfly), the siliest of Slowboys, pushes the baby wagon; while Angellus,an angel whose form has lost its original brightness, lazily watches her. Three old witches, whom we fnmiliarly cal! the Macheths, were baptized Feliciana, the happy; Rosita, little Rose; Hermosa, the beau tiful." Mrs. Wallace adds that most of the people she meets have Indian blood in their veins, and not afew arc a mix ture of Spanish, African and Indian. Here is a picture of a Santa Fe woman: "Quiet outofleach of the shady trees, in the fiercest blaze of the sun, sitting on a fragment of the Rocky mountains is a statuesnue figure, which might repre sent the oldest, the most furious of the Furies. It is Blandina. the fair one, the soft one, of Santa Fe. Her face, like one of her own foothills, is worn ifltogutters and seams. Not like them so molded by the action of water, but by exposure to sharp sunlight and withering wind, destructive to beauty, which make even young persons appear old. Her skin is a parchment, which looks as though it might date back to—l was about to say the flood, but that would imply that at some prehistoric era she had felt the sanitary influence of a shower bath." Curiosities of Yucatan. A correspondent writes as follows while in a vessel off Merida, Yucatan: The sailboats that came off for Lard and lager beer were an object of interest to travelers. On one of them, tied by a cord to the mast, was a queer little domestic animal that looked at first like an extraordinary cat. It proved to he a little antcater, and when brought on hoard the steamer liegan at once to search every nook and cranny witli its long, industrious nose for insects. We were told that these animals are domes ticated in Yucatan, being kept to cjear dwellings of the multitudinous insects that infest the country. The chief ob ect that attracted attention, however, was one of those great light brown beetles that are worn as jewelry. It was tethered to the left lapel of a Mexi can's cont by a little chain fastened to a gold hand. This is the kind of bug that caused such a sensation when it appeared as an ornament in a lady's hair at a reception in London. When the gold bands are set in diamonds the hug makes a very showy ornament, and lives about six months after being chained, luxuriating on a diet of water administered a drop at a time. It is perfectly harmless. The natives find them in the woods, and bring them to port to"sell to strangers. " Every visitor of Egypt," says the Alexandria correspondept of the Ixindon Times, " knows the Rouiak museum. It is the best history that exists of the Pharaohs, with their twenty five dynas ties, and the Persians and Greeks who followed them. Statues, pictures, orna ments and writings are all there to tell the story. But the tootle is small and damp, and changes were projected last summer which tequired the closing of the museum for a time, and the packing away of all the valuable in ca a until the alterations were completed. They were all completed. All the valuables wcte deposited in a nrigboring ware house under what seemed proper guar dianship; but fob Iters, the other day broke in through the roof, anJ they mutt have been robbers or a certain ra i k of intellect, for some eighty or one hundred tcarabees of great value pecu niarily. and impossible to replace, as they related to the early dynast Irs, were abstracted, although they wire things ot no apparent worth to an Ignorant person." FOR THE FAIR HEX. ■ i Kaalilon Hot**. Very dark colors continue styiish. The ulster is the leading spring wrap. New dress buttons all come in two I sizes. | Spanish lace is the fancy of the mo ' ment. j Diminutive patterns in brocaded ma- I terials are among recent importations. Mummy cloth, much improved, wifl he among the fashionable spring goods. pilt and silver balls, both plain and facetted, form the heads of fancy pins for the hair. i Yellow, red and brilliant dark colors are mingled witli the faint fade colors in I new goods. Small sunflowers, from one-third to , half the natural size, are popular as cor sage boquets. Beaded passementeries will be largely i used for trimming silks and satins used in costumes and wrapß for spring. Dragons, bees, butterflies and birds in indefinite forms appear iimong the palm leaves and other Eastern designs of lately imported spring goods. Violet is a fashionable color this spring, and that in all its shades, from I the color ofan iris to the soft hues of the j Parmese violet and the Persian lilac. The long overdress, which has rc i oently been revived, is nothing bet a gracefully draped princess polonaise, i which requires only a flounce to cotu , plete the costume. j Fashionable false fronts of waved or curled hair cover the whole crown ; of the head, coining low on the forehead and fastened beneath the knot with a small shell comb on each side. 1 Dresses are still made with scant skirts bridled across the front and draped up lichind. In the mnke of bodices there is more variety, but the basque waist prevails in the new spring costumes. The latest novelty in the way of mak ing up velvet is to nave the dress com posed of a perfectly plain corsage, plain coat sleeves and a plain ilemitrained skirt without flounces, tablier or over skirt. A clever new idea in kid gloves is the Foster glove, in which the fastening is by a cord laced around hooks, like those on a gentleman's laced shoe. The glove may lie laeed in a twinkling, and the fastening adapts itself to any sized wrist, while all annoyance from burst ing buttons or torn button-holes is ob viated. Krmlnlne Nupcratlt loin. White Bpecks on the nails are indica | live of good fortune. When a woman enters a room she should be obliged to sit down, if only for a moment, as she otherwise takes away the children's sleep with her. To rock the cradle when empty is in jurious to the child. To eat while a bell is tolling for a funeral causes toothache. The crowing of a hen indicates ap proaching disaster. Drawing on a stocking inside out, causes matters to go wrong during the (lav. By bending the bead to the hollow of the arm the initial letter of one's f'Hure spouse is represented. When children play soldier on the roadside it forhodes the approach ol war. A child grows proud if suffered to look into the mirror while less than twelve months old. Before moving into a new house first send in bread and a new broom. Whoever sneezes at an early hour either hears some news or receives some present the same day.— Cincmtiali En quirer. AeeomplUhrd UillrC Maldi, ladies' maids in society must be.ac complished to judge from an advertise ment in n Roman paper. A young lady is wanted for that island who must be from twenty tottiirty years of age; dis engaged, and of distinguished educa tion ; very ssillful with the needle and in making up fine things. She must be of sympathetic turn, of elegant figure and poses* linen and good clothes, good enough for going out with and intend ing her young mistress. She must send her photograph to a signor in Rome, who will personally inspect those young ladies who present themselves to com pete lor the situation. A young lady ol these accomplishment*, beauty and good clothes would not long keep a situation as ladies'maid in America. She would soon be asked by the impressible Ameri can youth to resign her position as lady's maid to become the mistress of his heapt and home. L'arlsa* Facts. In Imndon.on the Surrcyside, most of the " horse-cars " are drawn by mules, and these mules sll come from Ken tucky. Among the ancients a beverage was prepared for newly married people com posed of honey and water; htneo the saying—honeymoon. It was Buffon WHO prqved that burn ing-glasses were capable of consuming substances. This fict was considered fabulous previous to his day. The thirty thousand oesf mutes in the United States have for their accommo dation fifty places of wvorship, where services are conducted in the sign lan guage. In the Boston art museum is the body of an Egyptian lodv of high rank, which ies enclosed in a glass case. It is en veloped in the cartonage or inner case, elosely fitting the body, a false face cov ering her fare, which was gilded origin ally, some fragments of the gold leaf still remaining. Among the plants of Gninea Is the csnnon-iMll tree. It grows to the height of sixty feet, and hears a flower whTeh looks like a cannon ball and is very fra grant, whence its name. The pagodas of China are religious temples, and never used as domestic dwellings. They are frequently orna mented with bells at every corner of their numerous roofs, sometimes to the number of ISO, which sre kept perpet ually .ringing by every sweep of the wind. They are also decorated witli an equal number of the gayest lanterns, shedding a brilliant illumination in the night time. Between 17,000 and 90,000 alligator skins are tanned yearly, which are con sumed by boot and shoe manufacturers in every portion of the United fltates, as well as exported to and Ham burg. The alligators formerly came almost entirely fram Louisiana, ie 4 New Orleans was the great center of the business. The Florida swamps and morasses are now the harvest fields, and Jacksonville, in that State, the great depot. THE UNHAPPY GRAB. A Uraphlc P* and Ink ■ketch of Alex ander of Hunk. The feeling which comes uppermost in the mind of any one who sees the czar for the first time is one of sincere pity. He is a large, ox-eyed man, evidently of good intentions, but with a look of sad ness and perplexity in him. His voice, hnrsh as the grinding of a coffee-mill out of order, for an affection of the ! throat, under which he lias long suffered, renders speech painful to him- He would have niadc a very amiable private gentleman, and could have vol far more ease and nmusement out of life if he had handed all the botheration of govern ment over to his brother Constantine, i who has a taste for that sortof nonsense. He himself could hardly have wanted to reign. It was the Schouvaloffs. the Lamberts, the Bariatinskys, the Adler bergs, the Doigouroukys and some others who desired he should be a firm rulor of men. They were forever goad ing and coaxing him by turns, as beef is driven to market for those who wish to roast it. They must often had a diffi cult task, for his ponderous miyesty (good easy man) is slothful and hcavy witted by nature. He must have been frequently unable to understand even ! what was wanted of him. He is suh | ject to melancholy periods of hypoeon , driasis, during which existence seems but a dreary blank to liijn. He is ! haunted by fears of sudden death and by the dread of assassination. At these limes fie moons about on apparently solitary walks with a large dog, hut there is always a policeman handy to keep the sacrilegious from approaching him. When well he devotes much of his time to tailoring, changing his cos | lume with much stolid perseverance, | and lie likes to he attended by a burap ! backed privy councilor, who acts as foil to his fine figure and sets it off. for he is a well-built man, tall and straight, i though rather too German in the rotund ! itv of certain of his curves. His father, Nicholas, who was in many respects a notable sovereign, had him very carefully brought up, and foreseeing that he would want support, perhaps devotion, in after life, to coun teract his apathy, surrounded him with some select young men who could be relied upon. This little band of cronies I have hung together ever since. They have lived with and on the emperor without interruption from the time of his accession until now. He provides for their wants : they dip their fingers into his purse whenever they are so I minded. He is a looselv-hung emperor, more | like the good fellow of a free and-easy than the di-spotic master of millions, when in the midst of these his familiars. He has been known to sit in his shirt sleeve*, astraddle on a ehair. hob-a-nob , bhig with them. The late Count Stmgonoff. who was a prefix chevalier tinA a very high-pacing j person generally, once broke in upon the party thus emp.oyed. The em i peror looked at him with those unut- ] terahly mournful eyea of his and held | out a champagne-glass to be refilled from a bottle which stood by. The old soldier drew himself up and answered 1 sternly- " I<et those who love you less than I do perform that service." The ' czar showed no sign of displeasure, hut : within a few months Ktrogonoff was deprived of his offices, though he was nearly connected with the imperial family, his son having married the j ■ Brand Duchess Marie. When his majesty is in humor he I plays a good deal of cards with his own 1 chums, and it is rather a good thing for these gentlemen, for when any of them ; is in want the cear will lose to him the sum of which he stands In need, as a j delicate way of giving it. and this method ofliestowing substantial favor :is perfectly well understood among them. The czar is a good shot, and has done 1 some grand things on boars. He some times wars a pelisse which once cov ered a fine bear he brought low with his own hands, and it has been so ex quisitely dressed that it is valued at about (10,000, which is even more than is ever paid elthcT for the sable or the black fox. He can ride, too, though not in the English fashion, and be would be puzzled hy a sharp burst! across tlio country. Iatcly his phy- i sicians have recimmended him to walk, j His personal deportment is excellent. He stands and marches well. He shows 1 to advantage in uniform, though for several years he has willingly clothed hi i. self In mufti. His manners are those oLgentleman, and there is something extremely sympathetic about liirn. He nroduoe* the impression that one would like to know him lietter, if only be were not an emperor. It Is this unfortunate dreumstAnce which tAkeslhe amiability •tit of him. sstshim upon his dignity,and ivss a certain tannine** to his aspect. Ilia father really could be dignified, but he can't. There is a chuhbines* and nerv usness in his proceedings upon great occasions which reminds one of a drum miyor or fugleman of than an autocrat. Formerly the emperor, as might have been expected from one of his lethargic temperaments, was averse to moving about; latterly he has been troubled by a perpetual restlessness He lives very plainly, and his tabic is sparsely served. A beefsteak for break fast, a roast gclinotte and salid for his dinner form the staple of his fare. His appetite Is not robust and be sleep# badly. The first fault of his reign was the oommon blunder of heirs apparent when they oome into power, lie had been much courted by the discontented, and he made far too much haste to undo nil the work of hie father. He was emo tional, pitiful, generous, all in a head long, precipitate way. When be re solved suddenly to abolish serfdom several of his genera s and noblea threw themselves bodily at Ills fret, and be sought him to manage so greats chance very gingerly. It was no use; be gave everything he had to give, knocked doWfl the great farmers genera) oi taxes like so many nine-pins, upset monopo lies for the discreet sale oft vodki. closed the free port of the Black tea ac cording to the latest principles of po litical oeonomy, dashed off the shack les from the press and laughed at new* Rapers. These was a caricature pub shed in St. Petersburg short's after his accession which represented "him as a droechky driver in the state that dronehky drivers usually are after din ner. His hat was pulled over his eyes, and his horses were galloping wildly on the road to " Reform." Behind him wna the Grand Duke Constantine, Bay ing: "Gently, brother. lam the tare." Still the emperor laughed; he laughed too when a piece was played in the oourt theater exposing the corruption of his officials, and a very fine pieoe it wae. Then somebody shot at him, and shattered bis nerves forever. He fell into a sort of panio, trying hastily to undo all he had done. Tie nad new gyvea put on writers; he ordered some awful cruelties in Poland. He tried to win back bis sulky nobles. It was all in vain, and now he is thoroughly flustered and frightened right out of his senses. His only chance of peace and happiness would be abdication and a year's yachting without newspapers. At present he is worried into a fever ; every morning by a summary of all the unpleasant things which have been I printed about him for the last twenty four hours throughout Europe. It is ; prepared by a special prtdte writer np i pointed lor the purpose; his majesty , takes care that it shad spare him no pang of thisself-inflictcd torture, for he will not trust a professional riiplo- I inatist to do it lest he should gioss j over the truth and endeavor to make things pleasant for promotion'* sake. A Baron Herder, a connection of Stie ! glitz, the banker, not long ago per ; fornnd this delicate service, and per ; haps does so still. The King ofYvetot was a happy monarch; the Emperor of Russia i* not. Surely, times must be strangely altered.— I.ou'lon Truth. Boh .fngersell on Mtlngy Men. I despise a stingy man. I don't sec I how it is possible for a man to die worth *5,001,000 or J 10,000,000, in a city All, of want, when he meets almost every day the withered hand of be'gary and the white lips of famine. How a man can withstand all that and hold in the i clutch of his hand (20,000,000 01 (30,- 000,000, is past my comprehension, I do , not see how he can do it. I should not think he could do it anymore 'ban he eould keep a pile of lumber when hun dreds and thousands wer* drowning in the sea. Do you know I have known men who would trust thei- wives with their hearts and thei! home hut not with their pocketbooks— not with a dol lar. When I see a man of that kind, I always think he knows which is most valuable. Think of making your wife a beggar! Think of her asking you every day for a dollar or two dollars or to ' humbly beg f..r fifty cents. " What lid you do with that dollar I gave you?" Think of having a wife that is afraid of you! What kind of children do you ex pect to have with a beggar and * coward for a motherP Oh, I tell \ou, if you have but a dollar in the world and you have got to spend it, spend it like a king; spend it as though it were a dry ieaf and you the owner of unbound* d forests. That's the way to spend it. I had rather he a beggar and spend my last dollar like a king, than to he a king and spend my money like a Iteggar. If it's get to go, Jet it go. Get the best you , can for your family—and look as well as you can yourself When you used to go courting, bow nice you looked! Ah, your eye was bright, your step was | Tight, and you just put on the very best you could. Do you know that it is in sufferable egotism in you to suppose that a woman is going to love you always, looking as bad as you can. Think of it! Any woman on earth will be true to you forever when you do your level best. What I'Dzzled the Miller*. The Minneapolis 7ViV'Htic. relates an amusing incident that happened in the I'niisade mill of that citv, January 1. j The proprietors went to the expense of I purchasing a new water wheel, with which to propel the machinery of the Palisade. Tlicy reluctantly shut the mill down for a couple of weeks for the purpose of nutting ttiis new wheel in. feeling satisfied that the increased power obtained from it would more than re -1 pay them for the loss of time. Without stooping to consider the matter of rights and lefts, as applied to water wheels, the work progressed until, on New Year's morning, it was complete, and, with a great sigh of relief, they prepared for huHiness. and turned on the water. Imagine their consternation when all llie machinery - f the mill began to re volvo—backward! Everything moved , in just the opposite direction from what it had ever done before, or was intended to do. The stores turned ha kward, | the elevators ran downward, instead of upward, and—well, the proprietors thought that New Year's might have a bad effect on them, and turned the mill or themselves wrong side up. The partners, after careful examinations, as sured each other that none of them were standing on their heads! Then they strolled out upon the platform and took a look at the mill building. That was right side up! Bui the machinery persisted in running the wrong way. from basement to attic, and threatened to reverse the natural order of things hy converting flour into wheat They at first thought of going to the lunatic asylum in a body; but, fnrtunatelv. their millwright was suddenly struck with an idea! They shut the gales, ho took a squint at Ifor new wheel, and the mystery was explained! It was a " left hand" wheel, and had been thought lessly set as a right. An Absent Minded Men. Perhaps not all of our readers who were familiar with the late Hi las K. Stow were aware of his extreme ab sent-mindedness He once telegraphed and wrote to the Bt. Nicholas hotel, where be last slopped, to " hold his night-shirt until called for." That night upon retiring be was disgusted to find that he had foiled to take it off before dressing in the morning. Mr. Btow was a lover of a good horse, and when ever be beard of one within a certain circuit around Troy he was uneasy until he had pasted his judgment on tbe ani mal. On one occasion be started to look over a promising oolt that was owned about ten miles in the country. Arriv ing at his destination be looked aro ind for a good hitching place. Observing the weighted box at the end of the pic turesque sweep with which tbe well was rigged, he tied bis spirited animal to it, and then turning around be de liberately proceeded to lower the "old oaken bucket" into the -rystel spring below. He failed to discover the cause of the tremendous power required to touch bottom until lie saw his horse on bis hind legs pawing the air. It was a long time alter the occurrence that the secret oi his broken harness and wagon leaked out.—7 Vug Time*. "I wish you would keep your mouth shut!" exclaimed Ilollemoul, the dent ist, suddenly being patience with his patient's nmillection for falsing. "All right," said the latter, suiting the sctiqjn to the word. And then Hoilemout asked him If he would be so kind as to open it again long enough for him (Hoilemout) to get his finger ou. You never do know bow to please some men. FA KM, HARDEN AND HOUSEHOLD. Prnaini Orelurta. rhis work U often done, apparently, for no otli<*r purpose thae to do some sort of perfunctory work in hacking "up the treed. Tree* should be pruned and thinned out, and so. with axe in hand, the owner goes over them and butchers them miserably. Tiie rough wounds inflicted do not heal, but rot begins, and in a short time the trees are useless, if not dead. How rare id it to come across n good-looking old orchard, ven erable with age, but yet trim, neat and sound in limb and trunk. Fruit trees exist in Europe that are historical in their age, and in this country there art trees from which the old Indian tribes gathered fruit before they were crowded from the hanks of the beautiful Dela ware. Rut now, an orchard thirty years old is a ruin, and unless trees are planted every few vears, a farmer must buy his fruit. Much of this is due to the rough pruning the trees undergo, and more to the continual cropping of the orchards. Perhaps something of it is I owing to the root grafting which does not seem to produce long-lived trtes. top-grafted trees seeming to be more vigorous than others. But bad pruning i has much to answer for. One cannot ! prune by system. Each tree must be studied separately and in regard to some definite principles. For instance, prun ing is intended to relieve the tree of use— less or superabundant wood; to take away less important branches that crowd and press upon others; to reduce the quantity of hearing wood, and so preserve the vitality and balance of the j tree; lastly, to remove disfigured, i blighted and diseased wood. Now, 1 with these rules in mind. Jet one ex amine carefully each tree before he cuts aw&v a twig, and note where and what lie should cut away, and then mind how he cuts. No axe should be used about a tree except to out it down when it cum iiers the ground. A sharp, fine-toothed, ; long, narrow-bladed saw is the proper pruning implement. A sharp knife with a curving blade tliat makes a draw-cut, and a pot of shellac varnish should go with the saw. Everything that is re moved should be cut close to the main wood, trimmed smoothly with the knife, and the wound covered with the var nish. The varnish is shellac dissolved in alcohol. This leaves a water and air proof covering over the ground. The work may be begun now and continued as opportunity offers. There need then be no hurry. Young trees should be put in training now for future pruning. Three or four main limbs only should be left, so as to balance the head. All in-growing shoots should lie removed close to the main branch, so that no bud is lefl to sprout. Each main side limb may fork into two or three sub br.inches, spreading fan-like around the central limb, if there is one. The sub branches should be encouraged to start low. so that a low. round, compact, spreading head may be produced. Much may be done in forming the head by tying down or hanging weights upon limbs tliat are inclined to wander from the way thev should go, so that when they are old they will not depart from it. "As the tree is bent the tree is in clined," and a piece of hempAwist will soon bring a crooked young tree into a regular and handsome form. lUrlpts. SHACK CAKES,—Beat the yolks of four eggs and then the whites to a troth. Then ad<l a quart of flour and a quart of milk. To be baked in small shape tins previ-. ously greased. OMEI.ET —A dish made according to the recipe given below is called by the Poultry Yard an omelet; Three pounds of beef, chopped fine; three eggs, beaten together; six crackers, rolled fine; one table*poonftil of salt, one teaspnonful of pepper, one tables poonful of melted butter, sage to the taste, mix well and make like a loaf of bread; put a little water and bits of butter into the pan; invert another pan over it: baste the omelet occasionally; bake an hour and a quarter, and wiien cold slice very thin. PrnniKO. —One quart milk, four eggs one cup bread crumbs, one-half cup jam, one-half cup sugar. Butter a pud ding-dish; sprinkle the bottom with bread-crumbs; pour over these one hall cup jam; cover this with the rest of the crumbs. Heat the milk till near boil ing. take it from the fire and add grndu ally the beaten yolks, whites and sugar; heat this until it begins to thicken: put it spoonful by spoonful upon the layer of crumbs. Bake until well set and brown- Eat cold with cream. BICKWHEAT CAKES.—The best buck wheat cakes are made with an addition of cornmeal float and oatmeal flour to the buckwheat, in this proportion : Six rupfuls of buckwheat, three cupfuls of oatmeal flour, or if this cannot be ob tained, substitute Crab am flour in its place, and one cupful of cornmeal flour; to this add a dessert spoon evenly Alien with salt, two taolespoonfals of molas ses. and lukewarm water sufficient to form a batter; stir through the flour well four teaspoonfula of baking powder before wetting; but these cakes are much better raised over night with yeast. ilaasahelS lilacs. Tea leaves, used for keeping down the dust when sweeping carpets, are apt to stain light colors; salt is the best in tba winter and new mown bay in the summer. Buttermilk is exoellent for cleaning sponges. Steep the sponge in the no ;k for some hours, then squeese it out and wash it in cold water. Lemon juice Is also gsod. For the earache, toast an onion thor oughly. take the heart out, put it into n piece of flannel and insert it into the ear, having previously put a few drops of hot water into the ear. For soft corns dip n piece of linen cloth in turpentine and wrap it round the toe on which the corn is situated, night and morning. The relief will be immediate, and, after a few days, the corn will disappear. The white of an egg, into which a piece of alum about the sise of a walnut has been stewed until it forms a jellv. is a capital remedy for sprains. It should be laid over the sprain upon n fiiece of lint and be changed as often as t becomes dry. " There's something about your danghtcr." Mr. Waughop said, reflec tively, •• there s something about vour daughter—" "JmS said old Mr. This tlepod, •' there is. I had noticed it my self. It cornea every evening about eight oclock, and it doesn't getaway usually Uil about two oVloot. And ome of these nights I am going to lift it nil the wny ftom tie front parlor to the tide gate and see what there is in it "