Centre Democrat. (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, November 13, 1879, Image 3
FOK TIIK FAIR SEX. NewaaiMi IXots* for Women Chicago wants n big asylum for f<v 0 malt* inebriates. Twenty more Indian girls are to be sent to Hampton College. The Queen of Kngland has twenty live grand-children living. A Louisville woman wearing $4,000 t worth of diamonds, was arrested for drunkenness. Isabella, ex-Queen of Spain, has grown so large in person as to lind loco motion extremely difficult. She lives in grand style at Paris. A Miss Ismis* Isick. who has been preaching in Wales, has been arrested lor blocking the roads, anil sent to Car- j did' gaol to pick oakum. l>r. Franklin's advice to a young man j was: "If you admire a young lady, and wish to know her .is she really is, call j upon her in the morning." So great have been the changes since the establishment of the republic in j France that many ladies ot high family are studying in convents to qualify j themselves for governesses. The Ktuperor William still cherishes the memory of his mother, Queen Lou isa. and the rooms which she occupied at Konigslx rg are retained in the same order in which she left them. A Miss Whittcn. now at Damaris- j cotta, Me., has prohahly the long.>t j hair of any woman in the world. It is - eight feet long, and when dressed in a : * French twist it passes six times around her head. The growth is perfectly nat- ; ural. I The crown princess of (iermany has been visiting Agram, where she ex- i pressed a wish to sketch a peasant girl in Sunday dress. One was sent for, but ran away as soon as the princess had commenced. A second did the same, but a third was induced to give a sit- i ting. There is a colored women here who was raised as a l>oy; does not recollect w hen she begun male clothing: still dresses and acts like a man; does a man's work and hears a man's name. She lias an aversion to being with women, or doing their kind of work, and she says she would go to the penitentiary before she would wear a bonnet. 7hr i>oro (AT. C.) Houlherner. rn.lll.Ml Xolrl. It is said that short waists are to he fashionable. Fringes of cashmere bead* cost as much as tine laec. Children's stockings should exactly match their dresses. Dotted muslin is imported to aecom- i pany the dotted lace. White embroidery will be more used w llian ever tliis winter. Indiasbawls are cut up into mantles as well a* into jackets. Satin grows more and more fashion able as a dr'-ss material. New round hats are of fur heaver of tlie softest and finest kind. Igice elbow sleeves in black and white can be bought ready-made. Small caps of foulard edged with gathered lace arc worn by young and old women. Some new sleeves have puffs at the top of the aim and elbow sleeves of 1 muslin or laee. x Sealskin fringe, which has smooth , * strands looking like fur, is one of the [ novelties of the season. Handkerchiefs with borders of fou lard in cashmere ami Pompadour eo.ors are pretty and effective. Nearly all the new bonnets are made so that they can lie worn with the hair dressed either high or low. The designs in new satin hroead<-s are very large. The larger the flower, the inore expensive the material. Fur-lined garments will be less fash ionable this winter than those which are lined with quilted satin. The dresses trimmed across the front with narrow flounces have appeared in the patterns and are very ugly. The new materials for combinaticn costumes have exactly the coloring and d'-signs seen o Japanese bronzes Shirring is seen on nearly all the new dresses, on the waist and on the skirt, and even on the sleeves sometimes. Flounces are not so deep as formerly, the fashion being to show part of the plain underskirt below the overskirt. The wide white belt* have almost vanished from street costumes. They were ugly enough to he long remem tiered. Many of the New York milliners bare already given up the wide bonnet ties, and have replaced them by narrow strings. A novel absurdity is the hand-painted lace that is seen in late importations. It is in both black and white web, and is delicately tint'd by hand painting. Old-fashioned sateen is seen in many •W of the lately imported erst times; hut it will not find much favor here as it is neither very handsome nor durable. Itussia leather belts ornamented with brocaded silk, having solid silver clasps, are the latest importation. They are certainly much prettier than the horse articles worn this last summer. The newest freak in the manufacture of ai titl' ial flowers is the introduction of a few velvet leaves into large silk roses. Sometimes these leaves are of the same co'or ns the other petals, and sometimes they are of a contrasting tint. Several novel ways of plaiting the skirts of walking costume* appear this winter. Some have alternate kilt plaiting* and plain spares; others have a kilt plaiting at the bottom of the skirt, ft then a shirring and then a series of cross wise plaits. Black cashmere costumes for common wear will be trimmed with colored cashmere this winter, or else with black embroidery in designs. The underskirt will be composed of cash mere only and the trimming will appear on the polonaise, llMhMflfi A clergyman, A few solemn words, , prayer, a blessing, and behold husband* those crowning joys or fatal curses of y women, those potentates of the fair ones, claiming some absolute sway, others wishing to gently guide; those superior lieings, charming addition to house*, beautiful adornments of homes (when not enticed away by Miss folly Tien!) hardy pi ints that, if well eared for, will thrive in any clime, provided the soil te .ove, and though oftimes reputill to be wild are susceptible of kindness and seldom attract to escape from the cage* of matrimony that are encircled by th wires of affection. Husbands have peculiarities to he sure; little faults, though these little fault* are not always visible unless viewed through the microscope ot sus picion, requiring the angels of forbear ance in the guiseof wives to minister to them. They possess sufficient Vanity to preserve their full state of inflation, an* wise diplomat* in their families, usually striving to maintain peace therein, while slv they will he (if they can) and stories they do tell (when they can.) Yet de spite all. these creatures are, many of litem, kind, devoted and tender, sought after and desired bv damsels (though none so wonderful that feminine* 1 pine for the lack of them)* beloved part ners through earth's pilgrimage, serving as broad wings under which ma-. Bat tle life's brood of troubles. Ycs surely husbands are invaluable, if indeed there be no mqftgages of old loves attached to them! and wise are tiny who, being in complete possession of these dear mor tals, seek to retain them by loving them, cherishing them anil forever twinkling in their heart* as do the stars in the firmament above. Cakuik lUmiukz. t.lrl* llnu'l " Slliiu Mnnv ' Girls should be careful never to sully their lips by the use of slang phrases, for though they may Ik- innocently ut ton I they ate apt to have a double meaning, ant originate with a class of people who do not hesitate to make use 1 of the lowest and vilest language. Some girls use slang because tbiy think it 1 makes their words more expressive and interesting, but this is a very much mistaken idea, for there is nothing more displeasing than to hear words of slang i fall from the lip* ofgirls who should he pure and free from any expressions not 1 calculated to impress their hearers with 1 a sense of their refinement and culture,! The nseof slang is becoming so com mon thai ladies use it when conversing ; with gentlemen. With what degree of respect does a gentleman regard a lady i who in his presence makes use of lan guage such a* is used in the very lowest ' class of society? He certainly cannot ae- i cord her the same respect which would b" Iter's if her idea- were expressed in chaste, ladylike terms. It is trio the may not mean to u- words that will, make her seem unladylike, but she can not use slang in any way without saying something never intended for the Hps of a true pure woman. A gentleman owes mor respect to a lady than to use slang in her presence, and if she refrains frotn its use he will he more careful of his own language. It i* had enough for him to use it any time, hut how much more it is for him to do so when with ladies! He is to some extent excusable, though, when its use i* encouraged by hearing it from his lady companions. Remem ber, girls, you owe it to yourselves and to your own self-respect never to uo language which will have a tendency to lessen a man's r< spect for you. Concerning 1.1/nrds. The common lizards of the West In die* are extremely fond of music. In a listening attitude they will approach the open window of a room in which mush is played, coming w-anr and nean r, witli In ads elevated, intently listening. In a somewhat rare hook, entitled " Bar bad oe and Other Poetna," by M. J. Chapman (F-ondnn. 1*35), this habit ot the lizard is thus ref< rrrd to: -Miiij- sounds 11 re h'nnl within the lighted halts 1 The listening leave* the melody enthralls. The ehnrmed zephyr pnuse* ns lie flie- And mingles with hissirninsthe soltrst sighs; The wakened li/srd leave* his I nshj led, C'litnlis to iho latti, c nnd erect* hi* head." A lizard, so engaged, had it* tail acri dentally cut offhy the sudden closing of the window on the sill of which it was stationed. This curtailed lizard, how ever, continued to visit the spot, charmed by the music. After a short time it was noticed that the lost ap pendage was gradually replaced by two. This occurred at the house of a friend in Barbados. Mr. If. S. Mo*<-]ey, in his charming work. " Notes by a Naturalist on the Challenger," (London. IHT'.t), re marks: "It is curious how little ani mals seem to !w frightened by a long wand, like a fishing-rod. I have seen Mr. Thwaitea in < 'eylon put a noose ol palm fibre, fastened at the top of a rod of this kind, over the heads of numbers of lizards, and carry them off thus sniggled to put them into spirit for Dr. Guntfier. The lizards sat quietly to receive the noose, though if we had moved a foot dearer to them they would have ran off at once."— Sricnre Newn. A Curious Astronomical Farl. Two persons were born at the same place, at the same moment of time. A Iter an age of fifty years they both died, also at the same place and at the same instant —yet one had lived one hundred days more than the other. How was this pos sible? Not to keep our friends in sus pense .the solution turns on a curious— out,with a little reflection,* very obvious point in circumnavigation. A person going around the world toward the west loses a day. and toward the east he gains one. Supposing, then, two per sons are born together nt the Cape of Good Hone, whence a voyage around th" world may he pcrlorned in a year; if one performs this constantly toward the west, in fifty years lie wil! lie flft— days behind the stationary inhabitant*; and if the other sails equally toward the east, he will he fifty days in advance of them. < >ne therefore will have seen one hundred days more than the other, though they were born, nnd died, in the snme place and at the same moment, nnd even livo.l continually in the same latitude, and reckoned time by the same : calendar. A Woman's Terrible Death. As Mr*. Josinlt Walter, aged forty ■ nine years, living in Kaston, I'a , was ' preparing to retire, she was seized with | an epileptic (it, to wliieh she was sub ject, just as site began to ascend the ; stairs. She carried a coal oil lamp in I Iter band, nnd as she fell to the floor. Iter j clothing caught fire. Hhc gave a scream as she fell, and her little six-year-old son, Iz'wis, who was upstairs, ran down to assist Iter." He endeavored to smother the flame* witli hi* pruiU. hut finding it useless he ran to the door and gave the alarm. By the time assistance arrived, Mrs. Walter had managed to crawl to tin- door, and the light of the flntnes ns .they consumed her clothing could la seen a great way off. The wood work of the house caught from the flames, hut the tire was soon exlinguisncd. Mrs. Walter was burned frightfully, and after Intense suffering died before mid night. Site ha.l been subject to *pa*ms sim-e the birth of her first chili*. She was the mother of nine children, three I of whom are living. An Arkansas Romance. Mr. J. M. liaised, of Pike county, gives us the facts of a very interesting "auld lung sync" affair, with a senti mental terminus of recent date. Just about the time that war wan declared with Mexico, a young nian named Henry Lauring, and a young neighboring lady. Miss vena Waldron, became engaged. ( When the trumpet of war sounded, young, fiery, impetuous Lam ing, con- 1 eciving it to lie a duty owed to lilseoun- | try, bode hi* affianced good-bye. and be came a soldier. They were devoted to < each other, and when the young man j left t lie young lady vowed that she would never marry if he did not return. After the fall of the City of Mexico, a man named Ralph Mitchell npproachcil Laur ing and stated that IK- had left i'ike county *uhs<i|ucnt to Lauring's depar- \ tare, and that Miss Waldron hail died a few days before hi* departure. The young soldier was dcspi rate, and when the troops, "came home with glad and gallant trend," he wa* not with them. ) Having, in a moment, been transformed from an ardent soldier to a reckless man, ! lie left the army, and embarking went to Cuba. From there he went to Spain, to Austria, Prussia and to France. When 1 the late Franco-Prussian war broke out he entered the Fn-ncli ranks, and at Metz was almost fatally wounded. When he ri covered the war was over, and remain- j inir in France until tiic Russian war with Turkey he repaired to Russia and joined the army though an old man. With a detachment of troops, while attempting to cross the 1 lanuhe, lie was shot through j the lung*. For a long time he languished in a hospital and finally recovered. Af ter the Mexican war, and when Ralph Mitchell returned to Pike county, he called on Miss Waldron, sympathetically ( told her that her lover, Lauring, was 1 dead, that lie staved from the camp one night and was killed hy a hand of si-outs. The girl fell |ie'elilcs to the floor. When she regained consciousness a high fever sprang up, and for months she tossed on a bed, caring nothing for her surroundings, and dreading recovery worse than death. After a long illness 1 she recovered. Mitchell, who was very attentive to her in her sickness, called , frequently in Ic alth. One night Nf it hell toln her of his devotion. "We have known en h other from childhood," he 1 said; "we have lived as neighliors. ! 1 You know me: my father and mother. I I love you with a depth only known to a burning Mini. Will you !• my wife?" " Mr. Mitchell," the girl replied, " I re- 1 sped you highly, hut 1 am ( ngaged to another." " But lie is dead. I*Fie en- j - gageni'-nt i* not. It will !>c consum mated in heaven." "Is there no appeal from your decision?" "None." " Ihi n ! I wilt tantali/e you the more. Lauring is not dead. My love for you caused 111 c*~ to deceive him. I told him that you were dead, and wit'.: despair he left the j army. I did tlii* through love." An- i other long illness followed this. When • a strong constitution again came to the i resell 1 ' ola life, Mitchell hail married a j n ighlxiring girl Years went on. n* years Inevitably do. The girl's father ' and mother -rink lieneath th"ctav. Toe j girl lived witii Icr bfothjT. The civil i war came on. Th< girl's brother's chii- j dren grew up and married. Not the girl, tor slie was advanced in year*. In ! a -mall house they lived. There were 1 vines in the van), and among them tic ' once beautiful woman sat and mused. : Summer and winter cntne and went. The love-killed woman had read every book in tin neighborhood. Tic biro sang, and the rahitt sprang froin hi* damp, snow-sprinkled bed. Hut old ongs and oid memories still swept the harp-strings of a In art once young and ardent. One evening lost week Miss 1 Waldron sat among the vines in the I yard. Her brother wnsgone tothemill. 1 An old man. with long beard and xvith ; tottering walk, stopped at the gat" and • a*ked it Mr. Waldron lived there. Mb* Waldron invited him in. Heappronched, j and when he had reached the vine- 1 covered porch, sank down on a chair. ' the one Mis- Waldron had vacated, and buried lii* face in his wrinkled hands. "Old gentleman," Miss Waldron said, ' "can Ido anything for you? You look so weary." " That voice!" the man ex- 1 ( laimed. " Vena, don't you know me? Henry has—" A shriek, and the old man stooped and lifted the form ot an old woman from the floor. When the brother had returned a coupie of old lover* walked out into the beautiful peace of night. The party walked along the road, each hand clasped within the other. Opening a gate they turned into an inclosure. lliey stopped at a mound. " Bend over, Henry, ami see if you can rmd the inscription." Henry leaned over, and straightened up, said : "It is the grave of Ralph Mitchell." In a lit tle log church not far away a pleased minister pronounced Henry and Vena man nnd wife. N iture says that their lives will continue hut a few years longer; true sentiment say- the few year* will be happy ones.— I.Ullr Rork HazrUe. A Dog's Implacable Hatred. Among some reminiscences of dogs, given by n writer in t'or> *1 and Stream the following appears: In my early I youth I recall a dog owned by my grandfather who afforded an instance of a temper resent All and implacable. Marquis w is half hound, half mastiff as we believed, hut we only knew her mother, and she was a fair type of the well-bred southern hound, lie grew lnrger. heavier nnd handsomer than the average hound is witii ns, nnd was so fierce that he had to he chain'd #ll ing the day. Once a cousin and 1 were amu*ing ourselves witii our IKIWS and arrows about the yard, both of us about six or seven years old. In .fun I pro posed to have a shot at Marquis, who wa* chained sOout twenty yards off. Cousin .fohn was wiser than I, and would not shoot; but. I let fly an arrow, which only grazed, and surely did not hurt him. He flew at me, and break ing loose, would doubtless have handled me roughly had I not darted up the pi azza step*, and thus escaped Ids rage. Months elapsed ere I saw t his dog again, nnd then it was at our summer house, a seaside village twenty miles aftray from wlcre I had shot at him. I tried in vain to overcome his animosity to me hy feeding him twice a dav. It was agreed, in iact. tliat no one else should feed him while I remained. He would not attempt to molest me-till he had done his breakfast or dinner, and then only the length of his chain limited Ids angry spring at me. He seemed to love and respe t my grandfather, father, sis ter nnd COUsin, and the butler nnd oonchmnn; the other members of the household, white nnd black, he toler ated ; hut me he hated to the hitter end. Hi* years after my childish Insult to him he would gladly have torn me to pieces, if opportunity liod offered. Win n the tidings of Marquis death were brought, beli've me. I rejoiced tliat ho had iieen gathered to his lit there. CROHN. Sotno InlOMUni siilliUri About the Ureal I'roiluO...A llevlaw of thr Nllu allon.— Kurooran Wants, and Ameri ca's Ntarolua. In the f/rainawl t'roviirion Review, Mr. J. O. Molten, of Chicago, writes as fol lows : I give below a remodeled estimate of the wheat production of 1H7!(, partly official and partly approximate, of the United Htnteg, which I am confident will he found very near correct, as they arc in the main official. I shall. how ever, use even figures, giving production the " odd change," in order to be sure that the figures are enough: H< Mi New Ktigland States .. 1,300,000 New Vi.ik 15,000,000 New Jersey met Dclawio e . . .'1.500,000 Pennsylvania 25,000/100 Mary land 7,000,000 Virginia H,000.000 North ami South Caroline 4,000,000 < .ought 3..500,000 M ississinpt and Alabama 2, 000,000 Texas (largely short in some see- How) 8, 000, o<>< Aiknnaaa and Indian Tciritoiy 2.000,000 Tennesson and Kentoeky ■ • ■ 15,000,000 \Vet Virginia.. 4.00(1,M51 Ohio 40,000,000 Indiana 45,000,000 Illinois.. . 45,000,(KM) Michigan 32.000,000 iowa (crop partially short). .. . 24,000, (XX) Missouri (I'arliully Inilurn in some sections) 17,(XX).000 Minnesota (crop largely short in (MHithern hall) 35,000,(XX) Wi- oii-in (jiartiidly short in south hall) 21,000,000 kimon* (winter wheat materially shortened by dronght) 15.000,000 Nehm-kn . 15.(XX).000 l>ak"tu 7.'XX),(XX) Calif irnin nnd Oregon . 40,000,(XXI Othei ia 7,000,000 Total 141.300.000 The report- concerning thpKuropcnn harvests arc of so unfavorable a natun as to lie really alarming, and, if the es timate') shortage* in the various wheat producing countries of that continent urc( ven approximately correct, the total wheat production <-f the world will fail very considerably *hoi t of the usual aver age consumption, anil to one acquainted witii the magnitude of thi- defleieuey the unprecedented exportation* of the past six week* will create no surprise. in consequence of the unusually disas trous outturn in Hulgnria and Hungary, the export of grain lias been stopped by court decpe. The estimate of deficiency to the Russian ciop is twenty-eight per cent, on n crop of about fr.'j.ooo.ooo of bushels—shortage equal to more bush els than was ever ex ported from that country. In Southern Italy, Spain and Portugal the wheat harvest was nearly total failure. The French deficiency is reported a- fully equal to. if not greater than last year. The Herman province* show variable returns ns to wheat, n full average in some, but large deficiencies in others: while the rye crop of which the consumption is much larger than wheat, and equals about gtu Msi.Msi bushels, is twenty-five p, r cent, below theuual result—a very im portant item if the deficiency is to made up with (or ci'iti partially so, of) wheat imports. If. Kains .!a< k*on cstimatr-s the shortage for the Hritisli islands to he lull l7.ixm,fmo quarters or the cn>r mouz amount of I3d.(**),n<*i hushels; and not on.y is the wheat deficient, hut the barley anil oat crops are largely be low an average, .and last, but of still greater importance in food statistii the (totain crop is alo wofuliy lielow an 'ivi rage yield, equal to 75.(XX4.000 hushels sliortage, which shortage must lw supplied mainly by increased imptrt* of wheat. I therefore make Uie follow ing new estimates ol Kuropcnn require ments of wheat according to lat .*ul xdecs (some official and others approxi mate), as follows: Aiid/h. llrilish isisnds 136.000.000 Krsm e iml •! iwrnlenolen . . SO.000.(XXI Uimwany ood N'odh sm Knlliiiit smt lb Igium .. 10,000,000 S|*un sml Portugal ••••... 15.000 (XX) Ii!> n<l M-litprninr-in ports. 15,000,000 South Atnsriea Siel \V-st Indie. (mainly (lour) .... .. .. 6.000. 000 Cluns floor 1,000.000 T.Xol 283.000.000 According tx> the deficient ie* rermrted, these estimates are rather under Mian abnze the pmbabie a, tual figures. Ac cepting an estimate of about '27U.00(>.n00 as tlie food and seed rcrjuireinents of the United States, tliis country will have for export 166.(XX1.000t0 I7o.oiio.onrt bushels, leaving 113,000.000 to be supplied front the surplus of otloT countries than the United State*, which result it is simply impossible to obtain. Russia, from fur most favorable crop of wheat, exports something over 70.000.fxm bushels, nnd, should the shortage on this year's crop be only twenty per cent., instead of twen ty-eight per cent . as estimated, her "ur plus for exjsirt will be sintpiy nil ; but, nllowing the damage to be over-esti mated. and that Ru-xin can furnish, sav. ao.ooo.cxxt bushels, the following figures result alter making the largest approx imate estimate for supplies from the re mainder of the wheat-producing coun tries of the globe than the Unitcu States. My estimate is as follows; Hushels. Kussi, ao.om.ono Indm 10.000.000 Ausii.ilis 12 (XXI.00(1 Chili 3.000.000 < snnds. 6,000.000 Total 51,000,00 I This estimate exhausts the whent-pro dueing countries of the world and indi cate* nn absolute deficiency of supply under a vet age consumption of at lea-t 02,000.000 ol hushcis These figures would lg> alarming were it'not thai to a considerable extent win at can he supplemented by corn and prob ably will to a great extent, should the value of wheat Increase In prnjwirtion to the apparent sliortage anu the general market runs its usual course—when the facts of supply and demand are con sidered. Miss Minnie F. Austin, for many years teoidicrdn Chicago anil San Francisco high schools, also principal of Clarke Institute in San Francisco, from failing health turned her attention to an out door life. She now owns a fruit farm of eighty aires in Fresno. Cai„ and last spring set in the ground, hy the aid of one man, over 600 fruit trees. Miss A. Conducts her farm with us much system os she did her school. She has twenty ••iglit acre* of the best rniin-grapes, from which the yield will l>e between thirty and fifty tons of fruit; almut 300 apricot trees, 100 nectarines, 400 fig*. 400 prunes, nnd all ordinary fruit trees. She lias this year nearly Iwo tons of ponchos alone, which she has dried lor the market. In Alabama 80.000 while and 53,004 colored children have been enrolled in the public schools. Indlitnn In Fall Dress. A White Knrth Agency letter to the St. I'hul (Minn. )\l'umeer-/*reini says: The In- 1 aituiK tit White Knrth have, ax rule, thrown aside their blankets and adopted th'* garb of civillzx-d life, a necessary step in their moral and material pro- Krena, though, in looking at the wonder fully picturesque costume* of the Indi ans from the dint out reservation of lied Lake, one could not help feeling sorry that these dresses of strange barbaric Splendor must soon Ik; tiling* of the past. Some of the younger bm k* must have been engaged from early dawn in completing the elaborate toilets in which they app< ared. One young chief. Hurri cane. of Red hake, was positively kill ing ina splendid otter skiri war bonnet, ornamented with si* eagles' feathers, symlsols < f n brave, at their lips tiny ribbon'prnn&nls to which were attached small ermine tips, symbols of a scalp. He had several of them on his bonnet, and a whole bunch hung on his pipe. stem; a bright streamer of cerise ribbon known, I think, hy young ladies as a " kiss-m-quick," completed his head dress. fie was highly rouged, and over each eye had painted a square of deli cate white and red stripe*. A checked red shirt, black blanket, and richly Jtcndcd gaiters and moccasins, completed his very cffixtive costume. This fine, handsome fellow has a remarkable his tory. lie is said to have taken no less than fifty Sioux scalps. At the time of the massacre of IHflg he followed the Sioux who Jial killed most of the wbil'-s in hi* neighborhood 600 mile* up the country ms far as Manitoba, killed and scalped him and hi* whole family, from the double motive of gratifying the whites with whom the Chippcwas have always lieen friendly, and uiking ven geance on hi* hereditary f<x\ the Sioux. Rouging and painting the fai e scctns to he reduced ton fine art among the Chip- P' TO, Hut tbs tfllc| is, a a rule, hid eous anl grob-squc. Here j* a gentle, man witii one eye painted a brilliant blue; another with one dark blue square on each check, with white spots on the dark blue ground, I thought at first he luwl commenced with the intention of ornamenting himself with tin stars and stripes, and had been com pelled to leave out the stripes for want of _ room. One had his f.v< painted bright.brick-dust color, over one cheek a stripe of red, over the other one rf (lark blue with white spots. Another had painted bright red aii over the fare, giving tic effect of some skin disease. A third had produced an extraordinary effect by a green coloring under hi*eye. One old gentleman had painted in a com plete blue lieard. On the whole, the iU-d J.ak'- Indian* were a decided at traction, and afforded gr'at amusement both by their co*lumcs and tiielr na t ionai colors. Joke* from Harper's " Drawer." This sliocking specimen of discour tesy occurred recently in North Adams, one of the leading manufacturing towns in Massachusetts. A colporteur entered one of the nianufactorics, and a*k"d the gentleman who seemed to be the head man of the concern. " May I leave some tracts?" "Certainly," replied the old gentle man; "but please to leavv them with the heel* toward the door." The I (rawer has the honor to present to the lovers of excessive humor the fob ■owing, which i* the t wi nty-first anecdote in Taylor's Ml/ and Mirth, edited by Mr \\ . Curew Haxlitt: A country fellow, who hail not walked much in streets tliat were paved, came to Isindon, where a dog came sud denly out of a house, ami furiously ran out at him. The fellow stooped to take up a stone to east at t'm dog and find ing tlieni all hist ranini'd or paved in the ground, quoth r< "What a strange country am I in. where the people tie up the stones and let the dog loose!" Tlii* comes t,, us as n fresh a need <■ Father Taylor, the famous sai r. rraehcr of Boston. At one of 1 * ray r-meetings nn opulent merelia t came in to honor the moling. Hespol • a few words extolling the kindness 1 1 tlie Hoston people in aiding Mr. Tiy r to build his chapel, and their con*id> ra tion of foor sailor*. As soon as the great man had finished. Mr. Taylor quietlyasked : "Is there any other old sinner lown who would like to say gMunlrfoP' we go oq with the meetiag? No other old sinner re sponded. The following pleasant thing in the way of definition occurred a few days since in one of the public schools of a city in Massachusetts. A member of the committee. Captain . was visit ing the school, and the class having read from Webster's address at IMy mouth, the captain "asked the class. "Who was Webster?" One boy said " a statesman." another " an orator." " Hut what is a statesman?" asked the captain. • " A man who goes around making speeches." answered a hoy. "That is not quite right." replied the captain ; " 1 go around sometimes mak ing speeches, but I am not a statesman." A bright little fellow spoke up: " I know. It is a man who goes around making good speeches." The Highest llaase in the World. *A or tor writes to the New York the following ietter: "In your issueof the .Sim, on the 15th, there ia a para graph which states 'that the highest inhabited house in the world is believed to be the one erected for the miners em ployed on Mount Lincoln, in the main range of the Rocky mountains. Park county. Cot It is 1*4,157 lect above sea level." I would respectfully call your attention to the fact that there is on the t'allao. Lima and Oroya railroad. Peru, ninety-four miles from lima.on the sum - n.it <>f the Andes, a small town called Clnlern. or as the Peruvians style it, " tunal de la Cinia." This place is situ ated on the western slope of the divid ing range of the great Andean chain, 15.(445 feet above the line of perpetual snow. It was founded in 1H73 by an engineering corps of the Oroya rail road. represented by Martin Van Rrock- Hn, now superintendent of the Metro politan eievated railroad. New York: Ids brother, Herman Van Rmcklin. and 11. J. Tobias of Illinois. It derive* its name from a tunnel or gallery which Is being bored through the summit from the Oroya railroad, and ia 1.173 metres, or 3.H47 feet in length. I make this state ment from personal knowledge, having been In the rmplov ol Henry Meiggs. and compelled to live at that place for a period of ten months. These fact* are given from actual measurement, taken (mm the records of the chief engineer at t list time. A WOSDKRFCL OPERATION. ■ low *onrlahmal —-*~ir-glstss l.Utl® Ulrl'a Ntaack, Han Antonio. Texas, contains a won der,tliii like ol which cannot be found in the IJniu-d States. it 1* nothing more nor less than a child, Hf'n years old, that inxUsad ol masticating and swallowing its food in th- usual man ner, i* fed through an aperture in the stomach made for that purpose. The child is gaining strength, can walk and piny, and bid* /air to aoon be ax .tout and healthy as any other child. Hie facta are tin follows: Atxiut two years ago Mr. S. T. bum ley. at this time liv ing in Pennsylvania, had the misfortune to have his daughter Jessiedrink a solu tion of lye, which a colored woman had carelessly left on the table. A large quantity of the corrosive liquid was swal owed. Death is theeertain results in such eases, Ihe lye destroyed the iiiii' ous membrane, and a stricture of the (esophagus is formed, which means that the throat, or at least the channel through which the food goes into the stoma/ h, is drawn togeth -r or contract ed to suelj a degree that only liquids, and not much of them, can pass through. ouch was the condition of the little girl Jessie hum ley when she was brougiit to Han Antonio for tr<iim<-nt. The child was very much inia/iaU-d, could not sw iji'iw even liquid food for daya at a time. As it was the only possible . hance she had for life, her parents eon-' rented that the operation of making an opening in the stomach should be "at tempted. 'I he operation has been per formed in Kngland, but this is believed to fx- the tirst time it has been attempted in tie I. tilted States. An incision four inches long was made a few inches to the left l the pit of the stomach, at the be ginning of the short rihs, much stitch ing being require!. Through this in eiaion the stomach is reached. The n'-xt part of the operation requires the most deli ate handling imaginable. It con sists of sewing the stomach to the walla of the abdomen, hut gnat care must he taken not to penetrate ttic stomach ilsr.f. The ri'-'qile and stitches only penetrate the skin of the stomach. The rcsu.t is that the stomach, as the wound gradually heals, grows to the wall of the abdomen. The patient was put under the in fluence of chloroform and the operation succi -fully performed. Unfortunately, the child li.id an attack of chills and ever, which had to be cured, which gave it a set back. The operation described took place a few weeks ago. Ihe stom ach had grown on the sides of the abdo m n. and in two weeks the operation of making incision in the stomach, through which the food was to pass, was per formed. and twice a day thereafter a beef-t'-ak. cut up tine, has been passed with the forceps into the stoma/ h. -end the child is steadily gaining strength. The writer visited the child, in com pany Willi Dr. lierff. and saw it fed. We halted in front of a small, one-story hou*e. which we entered. A little girl, with light hair and blue eyes, was sit ting up in bed surrounded by play things. Her mother, a young woman of thirtyjyearsofnge.was busy in the room. " Don't you want your supper. Jessief" said the doctor. " I want steak. I don't want any broad, 'cos it hurts," aid the little girl, whose thin features and pale complexion showed the result of h< r long fast. The mother brought in a rare beef steak. which Uie doctor proceeded to cut up in small pieces, crumbling un some bread at the same time. The food being prepared, the child lay back on the bed, and the opening in the side was ex posed. it was only an inch in length, and presented the appearance of a badly inhaled cut. It WM a little inflamed. I *tood by and saw tlie doctor take one pies* after another and carefully intro duce it with the forceps into the stom ach, until the plate was nearly empty. The child complains a little at times, hut did not appear to suffer any. She finally said "my stomach is full," and, as there was no more steak, the doctor desisted. Finally some cotton was placed in the opening, a bandage put on. and she sat up and was soon fondling her playthings. No particle of solid food had passed through the ehild's throat since the accident. A grain of rice nearly strangles her. Milk is also injected into the stomach through the opening. The only possible danger is from the wound closing up. hence it is kept open with cotton. Atfirst a plug of expan sive sponge wa used. There is no rra son why the child should not become stout and healthy. The food digests n-adily. just the same as if chewed and swallowed. To the inquiry if this mode of taking nourishment would have to lie kept up through lile, no definite answer was given, as it depends on the possibility of reducing the stricture of the throat. Playing a Joke on a Dog. When a Rockland man went home the other evening, he saw his dog lying just inside the gate, and Uiinking to play a joke on the animal, lie stole softly near, and with a loud whoop jumped in front |of the dog's head. The dog didn't skunrv away, yelping with affright. Somehow he wasn't that kind of a dog. He had been raises! another way. He merely stood up on his hind end and sintnly put liia teeth intotlicnearest part of the man that lie could reach and shut his eye*, and sighed gently and hung on. The startled man. with a* vivid impres sion that he had inadvertently sat down on a red-hot paper of venr large govern ment tax, emitted aye!! like a fog horn and dashed down the street, with the heroic dog clinging like a curse. When the procession passed the corner there seemed to be something waving fiom it liehind, and as it got under the gaslight, a policeman ohservod that there was a black-and-tan train attached to it reach ing nearly a block. When Uie crowd finally caught up. rfter hard runn'ng. they discovered a very much exhausted and profane man, leaning up against a tree ar.d holding on to himself with his hands, while near hy was a dog with a quiet smile on his countenance, busily engaged in pulling shreds of broadcloth out of his teeth with his olaws.—AtwA lan'i Oourier A woman in the almshouse at Dublin. On., who is sixty-live years old, pre sents a remarkable condition. Her skull bone* for years h*ve been gradually gaping open both at the longitudinal and the transverse sutures, leaving lite brain unprotected save by the akin of the head. Hy placing the flun-r in the Assure the throbbing of the brain may be plain!) i 'V'V . keeps a handkerchief bound lightly around her head, complaining of great pain and dread that it will burst open when Uie hand is removed for a short time. In spite of all thia she is very ebecrfiil and active.