Long, Long Ago. ItarV • 'tis tlw ring oi tlm merry sleigh liells ' Over the hilU nnil down through tlm dells. With th* speed ol Um hind or ttie bounding deer, Onward tlioy go, with a ringing cheep— Where the light Bills whitest, Whore the slurs shine brighten!, Where llio snow lies clou rest, Where the trost bite* keenest. Over the hills nml down through the dells, bist to the ringing of the tinkling hells ' Sec where the flush of the glittering steel Follows the truck, of the coursing heel, On rivers of glass, in the dancing light, Where eyes of lovers arc sparkling bright; f-here the ice grows strongest, Where the moon stays longest, Where the hearts Ix-nt lightest, Where the eyes shine brightest; fhern is the tnu-k of the coursing heel lit by the flush ufthe burnished steel! I hisir tneni ngain, a the yours go past. Blithesome mill guy ill the winter's blast; The clattering f(M>tste|>s conic and go, With a swift, light tread on the glist'uing snow: Where the heart i- boldest. Where the love is oldest, Where the faith is newest, Where the trust is truest, They come nguln, in the wintry blast. And sing of days—the days that an* past. And the white cottage down under the hill, The light in the window guiding still; As I turn ine borlr Irom the giddy whirl, To stop and look for a shining curl; Where the throng is thickest, Where the heart bents quickest, Where the love holds strongest, Where the days sccin longest— Ah' never again, as guide to me, Will flashing light in that window lie! —/'hitaiUlffiia Inquirer. THE BEST OF IT. "Cedau, June IS. Peak Pint.—When arc you coming? Cedar is in full feather. Picnic.* set in to-morrow; strawberries just right; two delightful widows: lots of girls; and the whole house crying for you. Come along by return mnu. I meant to say the picnic was day after to-morrow. I shall lie at the late train to-morrow. " Yours, M usual. II AUKY." Philip Norton laughed as he read this letter. It was so like Harry Clarke— " Hal Headlong." his father used to call him —tin* brightest, haud.-otm*at, gayest fellow of iiis cla.su at Yale, now a coun try doctor at Cedar, a town in the west ern part of New Kuglnntl. Having lost all lii- nropr-Ttv by rash speculation, except his wife's farm at Cedar, which her father left her. the elder Mr. Clarke went there to live, and one of the loeal physicians lu-ing near death with old age, Harry thought it a good pln<-e to lie gm what he called his "medicinal ca reer," being a young man who bad no reverence for the Kngli-h language, but made light of it, and used it in his own way as another outlet for the overflow ing fun of his nature. Philip Norton had been his chum at college, and his friend ever since. jU>- was of graver nature, and had got>gJ|k the ministry. With the gift- of k> - h intellect, ready language and good look*, he found life easy enough, and his first pari-li was in New York, w here, in a iirst-class hoarding-house, he did not seem so much a niodern apostle as a very lucky man. But good fortune could not spoil hU earnest and truthful character. He preached a* sharply to his flock ol sinners as if he had five hundred a year instead of five thousand, and did as much itard work among the city outcasts as iflt* headed a mission to the Jigg<-r Indians, and lived in a shanty instead of Madam Ralston'* elalx>rmte •-stabli-hiuent. He liad ju-t recovered fromasevete attack of typhoid fever, consequent on some of these excursions into the dark places of the earth, when Harry's letter came, and was glad enough to accept his invitation. There were only three children in the t'larke family beside Harry—twin girls of twelve and a younger liny—and they all loved Philip as well as if thev wen' hi- brother and Bisters instead of his friends. There is something in a slid den journey of pleas ure that is inspiriting, and wln-n Mr. Norton left the train at Cedar he felt stronger and 1st ter. in spite of the long day's ride, than f'r main weeks, nnd the next morning declared himself quite re:uiy for the picnic, though Mrs. Clarke, a motherly soul. always devoted to Iter "other boy," scohhxl lisnv well for the idea. But being n p. r-i*t< tit man, he went his way, and by ten o'clock had joined a gav party in the ear tlu-y had chartered for the day nnd attached at Cedar station to the train going to Pat ton, a little village above whose quite street towered Gray Mountain, their place of destination. The day was a "day in June," fair a* ever pget cele brated. There were fifty pleasant people — pleasant for a picnic, that is— and Philip was put in charge of a Mrs. Bayd. "One of the widows," Harry whisper ed In his ear: a very bright. agreeable woman, with a pleasant face, dressed neatly enough in brown holland and a black hat—a costume adapted to the oc casion. hut not becoming. She was evi dently not vaia. X few -eat* Itcfurc th<*ni sat a lienutiful young woman, daintily dressed, though evidently she considered herself in mourning; but the sjtowcrnf soft, fair curl* tluit drooped from the hack of her bead, the sparkling ornaments of cut jet, the rings on Iter little while hands of pearl and diamond and onyx, all aeenvd tli lived at Cedar, there luul been much confusion of nanu s lietween them, Anne Boyds l>tli: hut Will's widow was always called Nan by her old friends; and Isaringhnr grandmother's full name of Anne Hart, while her cousin was Anne alone, then* w - as away of esi -ij,• for those who were well Informed; the others took their chance. As the lovely stunner days went on, and I'hilip Norton was involved more and piore in the simple gavetles of Cedar, whose inhabitant* cousofcd them selves for their long cold winters with plenty of out-door life and enjoyment In the brief summer months, he became more and more In-witched with Nan Boyd. 11 r beauty stood the test of sun and air. lu at. fatigue and dally observa tion; it was as genuine and r*-al as the roseate stt|end<>r f tin* mountain laurel, whose nfnk bells illustrated and illumi nated every hill almut the village, and shone with a light like dawn through the edges of the dark woods. Then she was graceful, genial, kind; always ready to g.-t up or t> join a party of pleasure; xiMlng to sing if singing wo* wanted: to m ike wraths h>r other girls—wreaths she could not wear, for tlm sake of that typical triangle; she never seemed tired, dull, or ill-dn--ed : in -le>rt. Mr. Nnrton believed her a real angel, anil threw all the stri ngth of his honest, deep nature into his passion for this lovely little er- ature. An unprejtl dieod observer—of course a woman— might have decried tlie sharp thin voice. tle shallow laugh, the rviirc -elli-lue of tliis angel, and suspected that this gay blossom would show no adequate fruit when its petal* fell; but I'hihp Norton had no such slanderous thought in his heart. Such external charm wa to him only tie- expression of Inward beauty, F.xperienee might have taught him Iw't ter. but be w as not just now ntncnahloto experience—he was in love. He liked Mrs. Anne Boyd much; as be became better acquaint* '! with her. her really sweet and flne character bad its effect on him, ami lie enjoyed nn hour's conversa tion with her—when Nan was not at luutd —thoroughly. She was oue of those people who have that rare eh arm. a deli cate and melodious voire, with wonder ful command of language, and being withal perceptive, biglimintbd and of d< ep f* ling, .-he was aim -t fascinating companion even to a man in love. Harry Clarke, too, wa- devoted to Nan Bovtf. lie bad been a childish loV> rof |iT* dtir ing his youthful vi-lt- t>> his grand father'- farm at Cedar, mid now the tir-t love teemed to have r awakened. He was iu her -id** i-verywln re, and if lii professional life had been anything hut that of a beginner, his r met ice would have MliTered; as it w as, his rivals suf fered instead, for either out of the famil iarity of old friend-hip or th<* mereenpriee of her disposition. Nan chose to parade Harry as her cavalier more nnd more frequently. Ilifllp Norton was plunged In despair by this state of things; In- rotild not in honor or decern-* come forward as a rival to Ills tw-st mnd in that friend's house; his affection for Harry, his sense of the proprieties, all forbade his ex pressing in any war Ills pas-ion for this enchantress. He kept nway from her charmed circle as tar as possible; he talked much to Mr*. Annie Bovd. be cause she was Nan's cousin. It is well to la* near the rose if yon are not a rose yourself, for there is at least the neigh borhood of its bloom and perfume to attract adorers. Still, he plunged daily farther and further Into this gulf of Mtter-sweet pus-ion, till one moonlight night Ids it*'- -1 was set at rent concern ing Harry. They sat on the step* of the south door, tired with a long day'sjorive to Baslibisb and lawk, and the two little girls were hanging alsuit them, anxious to hear sonic report of the day's eiyoy ment. for to then, a picnic, of grown people wa an unattained paradise. There had ticcn much whispering lie tween Hutll nnd Bnehel for a few mo ments; but at Inst Until took courage, and looking up shyly at her brother's face, spoke out: " llal, dear, arc you going to bo married ?" " ( hope so, ma'am, at some period of my existence." he-answered, gravely. "Oh, I don't mean that! Are you 1 going to. pretty soon?" " Not this week. Miss Inquisitor." " Hal. you're an nwfal tense—there!" burst in Rachel, out of patience. *' My dear girls. In the word* of the lamented Artemiis, ' Why Is this thu?' What hna got into your small heads in that vacant place nnture intended for brninsr' *' Why. Jack Said Tom (Irecn told hltn you wen* eerlain sure going to In* mar ried rigid nway to Mrs, Nan Boyd," "Not much!" ejaculated Harry. "Oil, Hal, that x slang!" "Well, what if It in? Slang i* tlie inngunge of tlie coming man; xlang i* universal word-painting; slang—hut I wander from tlie subject. Listen, listen, ladles gay, anil I will point a moral ami adorn a tale for your infant minds. I fell in love over fiend and cars antl tin' top of my tallest hair with Nan Hoyd when I was twelve years old and she wax ten. I spent my little all in candy ami peanuts lor her sweet sake; I wrote her a valentine, anil made her ft string of bird's eggs three feet long—a rosary 11 despair to tlie gentle birds I rohht ti: I paid for a tin-type of her swi*'t face with my last copper ami a jsiekknife that I loved like a brother; hut she refused me after all, though I implored her to elope with me in the milk wagon. Ix>. a* tin Yorkshire man said, only t'other end flint, 'She wouldn't have lie, d've see? for "why now, he won't have she!' The moral of all width is, Rachel, don't snub Tom (ireeii too much now, lest heshould turn ami rend you by-and-hy." "I hate Tom (liven." retorted Rachel. Harry laughed. Rut I'liilip Norton ; could not speak: lie fairly trembled with' a relief of mind almost painful in it* intensity. Harry did not notice his *i ! It'iice, nntl I Cut 11 went on: j "Hut I should think you would want to marry her, Harry. She is awful ! pretty." [ "Oil, Toot! ' awful pretty!' nntl you t talk to nie about slang. My dear, your gla.** house will become fragmentary in j about five minute* if you go on." "Hon't you like her, Harry?" n*keil It:n In j, always direct. " Ycx, miss, I like her, hut I don't wan't to marry her." " Don't people ever marry people when they don't wan't to?" said Ruth. " IVrhaps they tin, ma'am, hut I don't con ider that I ant people. Rv Jove! I'd rather spin rope* out of *ea-*nd than tie myself up that way. A*K the minis ter her" if h" don't agree xvitli inc." I'liilip roils "tl himself from hi* dream at tlie appeal, hut the question had ty be repented. "I'd rather do anvthing else. Mi** Ruth." " Itut what it vou'ii got married hy niisUike, ju*t a* tliose ixxipie did in the newspapers, for fun—out really tle v were married—what would you do? ' Oxketl Kat hel, |H'j>ixtentlv. "Make tlie Im-xL of it." laconically answered I'liilip. " Hat I i* the Is-st of sii' ha mistake, I'liil. Are tle re no divorce court*, my friend ami pitcher?" i'liilip'* face darkened. " Not for inc. If i ban married ll' • ate ' hy mistake,' as Rachel *ays, I would try ami make the ls-*t of her. Anything ratli'T than <1 i vorce; that i* unt'hristnui and unmanly both*. for you. parson! You haven't forgotten your old tri< k of neei'pting the position. ' Make th' lx *t of it. wo* the tie tin; of tlii* distinguished gentleman'* valedictory nddn **. my dear*, on that glorious day when lie bi-i-aiiic th" proud l„,r of a >li<* p-kin. like the immor tal llrlan O'F.ynit, only the woolly side wax out; hi' {iitlkxl that ovir the profes sor's ey *. and thereby got all tie honor*, while my tn'!•■t worth went unre war>l)'tl." Here tli'* gat" *w ung opt n. in-t in time to ptvvt nt furtlter hurst of Harry's <•!'>- quince, ond ;l*v with a ••!" gram rain" up t<> tie in. It w ,i fbr Philip. One of lit* tntr-t valued friend* and -upport'-r* in the church wax dying, after a brief Hint*-: lie tnu-t *<-• Mr. Norton. There was no delay po*ihle. and in the morn ing. vt ry eairlv, I'liilip went, leaving such adieus ax lie ,*iu!i| for Harry to de liver, nnd carrying with him n triumph ant sen*' that tieiuii r httiior nor honcty neeil *< nl hi* life* now : li* coultl ts-11 Nan Itovd the love that j►<.*>.cil and con sumed him. anil surely so stringent n passion nitist compel return. But li" found hi* friend in the t "ry ngnni) * of ih-atji; ami in the ntuiosphere of gri- f ami pain th it surrounded him. after th" solemnity of deatli, in the rare and help of the forlorn family, and th" service* of burial, more than a wivk passed away before he could writ)' tlie tni[iortant letter, and when it wax one** gone Ills courage failoi, suspense rocked ami tortured him. he cotud not eat or sleep, ami on the fourth day lie sat )**- fotv the beginning of hi* sermon totally unable to get furiher than the first •"■ti tenee. waiting feverishly for the letter to bring him life or dentil. Rut the mes sage wa* merciful;* sweeter iett hi* thought, wa* never written; no a *tate of grateful rapture that < rcpt into tie ili'inyi")! senuoti. ond made a s-msation in the pnri*b when Dial pr* irion* di*- eoitr*" wa*-nt lenrtli finisln-d and !'•- livircd. For a few wivks fr. .te nt 1- t t)-r* kiti' exchanged, hut, at tlie lady's n*|Hrt, nothing w*a **iil of nny tiv> <1 • n.qigtliient; slie wixllial. site -aid, to know n little Ivtbr tlie man to whom her future fife must lie l*>und. I'liilip hail heard that AViil liovd had not L* n nitog) tie r devoti d to his wife. and ap prcciat) d at once the m-ii*)- and d'-lica- y of her reserv)*! expression of ficfing in tlie matter. In SeptemlsT lie ri** iveil n brief not)-, following a long letter, to say that she and her cousin had lx>th Iks n called to California to a sister-in-law'* httrried w-eddlng. Dr. Clarke wa.* to go with them ax escort antl groomsman to his old friend Dr. Kldrblge, and Nan wished Mr. Norton to know that they wer* going—would lw gme wlien tli*- note r'-oeiii*) him—ln order to account for hi* own letter* Ixdng unnnxwrol for their brief ,*ty in San Francisco would not permit the mails to lie use ful to th'-ffl. It eem'*l ax if fate sported with |H.*>r I'liilip, for not two days passi-d tx-fore he, too, rxsvlvi-d a summons ti travel directly tin* other wny; his only relative, an aunt in Europe, was seized with severe illness, and telegraphed for him nt ernes, lie sailed lit tlie next steamer, and found Mr*. Wnrne nt the point of death; but the plenxufe of seeing lier nephew seemed to rouse her and waken tier vitality; she grew a little bet ter week after w*'k, hut wivs sent south ward * she recovered, and at last to Egypt. It wax May before Mr. Norton brought her hack to New A rk ; hut hy this time it Iwd l*vn agreed in tlie few letters that had been received by him in hi* constant transit from one place to another, that without any formal an nounecincnt of engagement, Nan should lie ready to marry linn nl once on hi* re turn. Ho having previously telegraphed her, lie arrivixi In Cedar the lat of May. late in the afternoon, and instead of go ing to Mr. Clarke's, went to the liule hotel, and as soon n* might lie betook himself be Mrs. Boyd's lwiUe. lie stood n moment after 1* ing shown into the parlor, hi* hfnri wildly throb bing with lmpe nnd agitation, when the door opened and In walked Mrs. Anne ftoyd. Slie glided up to him with a fa<*> so rull of hluxhing emotion, he thought she cam* to congratulate him, nnd with tli nliouniliiig affection engaged people have for nil their relative* in prospect, lie * too pod niul kissed her fresh, Mwm-t lips. " How iliil you know whore to linil me?" nlic said, blushing. "I forgot to tell vou in my letter that I had bwn liv-' ingiieretbc past yir, When Nun wax ■nnrrii'il she left mi' In charge." "Married! —Nun!" ••• hoed thv gentle man. aghast. "Oh, you muit have missed thi- )i-ttr I wnt to Nii'i' telling you all ulxiiit it. Shi* niurrhil an Englisnum, living now | in lloHton, ami they went ahroail to wn i hi>i friends." The truth flashed on him like n stroke of lightning: it wax Anno with whom ! la' hail corresponded; Anne to whom he ! wax engaged; Anne lie wax ex pee toil to i marry. Nun wax !o*t to him forever. He turned very pale, ami reached hi* bund toward tin table for support. Anne 'thought he wax faint; with tender liable j he pushed a ehair toward him. gently I put him into it, and itoured a few drops of eojogne from a lla*k on tin tahle on Ilia head; the fresh, delicate perfume i made him shudder for years afterward. He saw ill one glance the position It' tore ; him; one life must lie ruim-d, his or hers. The moment that passed ov< r hi in, ! as he leaned hack, sick and faint, con scious that Annie's eyes were fixed on i him anxiously, wan long as some plaeid ' lifetimes. Thanks to a constant liahit ill M'lf-eontro], the dizzy wliirl of i motion was eoiiuuered quickly l tin' color re turned to his face; he Raid to hitn*clf that the life already wasted could find no help in destroying another. Annie waxinnoeent of any intent to harm iiim; she was a woman, too; Imtli ax a man and a < 'hri-tiim minister it wax his duty to protect and honor iier. II" hxiked up quickly ami suiili-d. " Kxi'Uw me, dear," he said, hoarsely. " I wax very tired." lie told ttie truth and no more. Had he Issn eapalile of deceit, Anne's honi>t na ture would have detis'tis) it; hut of an tint rut ll lie wax incapable; and now, lis lie sat hesjile le r, and liis mind r' turri'sl to it* own Itaiani*", lie involuntarily I* - gan to weigh the j.o -ihle niiielior.ilions of his dreadful mistake, lie eould not marry Nan now ; she wax hopelessly | - vnnd his p-teh. One factor of the prob lem was forever set aside, and that the prentest. Then lie recall'*! til" tetters that he hail rn stmt ion in others. It was quite in a< K'plam e with her nature Umt, after ah-1115, quiet evening of -oii wr-ation. Mr. Norton -hoiililpart from her with on*' grave Ki-* on her fop lend. Nan woulti lutve tiling about 1 i* m*k. and put her pi ah face ti|i to his for ra> resses, -is a flower ssle the slin. 11" knew how it would liave l. n, and for one mad moment si'-kenod with thwart "l (ms-ion: but Annie never aw it She trusted him impli'-itly. nnd after her pure prayers fell asleep, like a happy I liiifl and tlrenmetl of him ami h'*r fulfil* home, r.ui wli.it a night await'sl him' Sleep fl.tl faraway. Ife had in lit r prn< k on him iik<- an nriiexl man. It wax a night never to In forgotten. In the morning he weiit to Mr ("lark'* and tohl them of hi* engagement, ami axked tie in to the ijiijet wedding next day. Thev were all surpris'sl. ami eongratu lated him with *u.h warmth ami sim-cri tv, lavished sip h love and praise on Anne, that lie felt nlimsot guiiiy in nn- I epting tii" pleasant word*, conscious how littit tiny ij. -iight'sl him. ftarry, as soon lIS they W I re aiolie. ppM t-tahsl to enlarge on Anne's t harm*. "To tell you the truth, old fellow. I have linen mightily smitten with that lady myself; hut she ha* Ix-haTed like a lay nun the pa*t year. I couldn't under stand it. Somehow <>r other I got it into my head you were sweet on Nan. I even went o far as t" ft*'! sorry for yon w-lmn she married Ibiirvmpte—what a waste of the raw material!—ami all the time vou w ereeuttlng m" out with Anne. Yon had not heanl of that marriage till Am* 1 told you. It was a nine days' wonder here; It" i* fat. fifty, and rich a* t'pens; (hut was hi* l harm. Ducats, my lord. die .at*! Nan loves a shining mark; she Inherits old Madam Hart's taste* ■. w. il a* her name, only the madam loved to -ave, ami Anne t sp< ml." Here it fla-h* d at ro - I'liilip that hi* It tier* hut all been mistakenly addr> •**- ed. Nan was Anrte Hart Hny'd. and lu had tlioiight tlie initial ltolongod to \nne. From the \. ry fir < theme l< tt< rs had rone wrong, and in his own dislike of nickname* he had lexer u-cd hern, hut talleti hi r Annie always—a tender softening of the monosyllable that secunai Jo t xprt * more than tie t old stiff name. The tiny after, the wedding wan cele brated. Very quietly and simply I'hiljp Norton nfld Anne lfoyd were made one. He tstiihl not lu lp owning that the soft folds nf dark rich silk, illuminated with fresh white ro*<* on Iter breast ami in her hair, the warm color on lip ami rlieek. the soft linae) eye*, dark ami elenr a* the brown water of a forest brook, and the expression of deep emotion on her fate, matle her a very attractive bride; hut even a' the altar a glimpse of blue. liewildering eye*, floating gold-lit hair, iiu liable wiu-hcry ami RwretaoKe, ses-ntrxi to tla/zle his eves ami ConotHct his In alt. hut he repelled the dream sternly, ami it fled Hail Anne been more selfish ami Philip less stPxng ami senslhle, here now was place and room for a real donteatle tnigisly. of all tragedies mistt vital and least dramatic; hut each tiegnn the new life In devotion to the other, one from love, one from duty, lint if it wax Anno who kissed and Philip who betit the cheek, was she less happy? The giver Is mora blessed in all things; ami in time Philip learned to loto Anne ax fully as her heart could ask. lie wax mightily assisted, no dmild. by the career of Mrs. Ihiiryninlc, who soon re turned to America, and asserted herself. In the right of Ix auiy and money Itotli, as a qtteen of society. She did not pretend to cure for the stout, sttipld, brusque man of business who supplied her purse, hut ran a wild course of folly and fashion year after year, as only a "loveless anil child less woman ran. Ten years atVr his marriage Philip met her, ftulod, rouged, overdressed; her laugh fiilse and Imllow, her smile forced, the childish ringlets waving in soft mockery ahoul the worn face, anil even Iter *mUe mc ih.ptlovl. TH* heart reverted With a glad leap to the wife lie had left at linnte, a calm, sweet-laced, gracious wo man, with lovely children clinging about I'cr. the color of health anil happiness richly glowing on her cheek, ami the love and admiration of all who knew her making a halo almut her noble char acter. He ow ned to that ri-rnorsi 1c m in iiinsitor, his own heart, that he had in deed made the la st of it j„ lt than the |tnor allowance of the proverb, that Anne wo* a* far Ix-yond Nan as tlu star heyotid the clod, and that the trm failure of hi* life would have lx e n tie result of the suei es* he had lotig' d for ami missed. Yet all his life h" hatnl the Mliieil of (iermaii cologne,— Jlurinr's : ttazttr. 'I rlitls of n Telegraph Operator, New telegraph operator* have to un dergo n rtseption which borders on the treatment known to college freshmen as hazing. 'I lie riUnr thus describe* it: The now man walks Into an office full of strange fun's—not a friendly hand to If It notlnn;' td p*foiiuiif-iifl liixu | ut his ability ux an operator and his imnlk'it confidi m e in that ability for hi* only encourngenu-nt. He approaches the manager's desk, ami after live or ten minute* the manager eomlexeends to glance upward, and. in a tone full of thunder, bluntly inquire*: " Weil, sir. J h*t i- il P 'I li" " Wlhntltn" State* his liU-inisys, and tlie manager propose* to i give him a trial. Accordingly lie is ax signed to an instriinient and told that he i* to " rceejve a special." His feelings at tlii* juncture are als.ut the same ax til'**' -upiwised to lie experienei d hv a man who i* about to lie hanged. Ner vously grasping the pen, he liegin* to copy. The perspiration trickle* down lii hand, which make* tluit member ad here to tlie blank : hi* pen *ti<-k* f.ist, the ink is tlie thickest ever encountered, and there i* nothing left for him hut to break, t 'cling n guilty gtiuiee almut him to *cc ! il any one is iiKiking, he rcaehe* for tlie k' \ and explain* to tlie >-nd> r that he is 'n new |>m—"pkiiae take it steady;" bit' :1m- oii!\ iiink - umt!) i- wot>< . lie si ml" r le-giiin to " whoop m up,' ami ax the cold chill* run down hi* spinal column the •• fVi*shnmn'" pen indit'*- charos l' i - ll |ms li tin- I'i.ink I'l M-iiihiiiig tin < him Jii--rogly i,hi> s on a t"-a-liox. 'i'iii* torture usually necupie* alio lit half an hour, wln-n the welcoiai " n. in." (no more) fail* soothingly Upon hi* ear. H' breathe* a sjgll of relief and looks aleiut him. Ik-hind him stand half-a tlozcii operator* with grinning eountr-- n.'iniis. In a moment light tx-gins tn are now in S,'t>tT:ind. The man who vo til awav a is imie *x j>kwlKy. but return* ri- h. has ls*n welt onicd with mm h t motion lv hi* venerable fathr-in-law. who i stifl luile find hearly, ax well a-by tie wife whom he l' ft many years age in her youth antl Ivnuty, 1 wit who i* now a middle-aged matron. Ilnu tn ( lean Carpet's. If til" enrpi 1 is to lie taken Up and beaten, the job had llter ) intrusted to some man who makes it his husin*. If thi* cannot lw done, lav It on the pram or luuig it on a clothesline antl lieat it on the wrong side with canes, inking tare that the cane-s have no sharp point*; then spread the carpet out and sweep well on the right side. Tin re is more *rt in swiping a carp)*t than a novice is apt to suppose. An old broom should never he ut*i, and a new one should be kept "-specially for Ilie car|K-tx. With Itru**"l* and velvet carpeting there are two wars to tlie pile—just a* in velvet -and tliey should always lie swept with the pile. If a carpet is swept ngnlnst tlie grain, it soon looks rough and wratsiiwi up. Aft"T Is-ing swept anti laid down on the floor, tlie carpet should lie wip*l. Have two pail*, one of clean noapsuds, the other with lukewarm water, a clean flannel cloth and two coarse, clean towel*. Take tlie carpet hy breadth*, wring tlie flannel out of tlie lukewarm #atr and hold it so tlint you ran turn and use lt up and down three or four time* on tlie xnme place. Ruh both with and araint Hie grain aa hard aa if you were scrubbing tlie floor, tlien throw the flannel into your *nnpud and nib the enrjiet dry with one of your dry towels. If vou leave the carpet wet. tlie du*t will stick to il antl it wili smell sour ami musty. Wash vnur flan nel clean In tlie soapsuds, wring It nut of the w inn water Mid procoixl aa be fore. If the carpet is very dirty or ha much green in It. use fW*sh oxgall in tlie lukewarm water, in the proportion of a quart of gall I" three quart* of water, and ruh the carpet dry. a* already tlireobxl. This nibbing a carpet raises the pi)., and freshen* the color*.— ffiil- I'h I) Jiit i TVIMI. If you finti a iHirglar on your premise* under the sofa, don t tr.nihle him. lie i already under a rest A Milliner-Senator. " I made a surprising diacovery the other day." 'IIIIH wiut the remark tiwde by busi ness man, si n<-w arrival in the ' immun ity, t<> a reporter for the Trihrnu. Ripo | fr anything calculated u> disturb the stifling H.-n nll v of local iiff'urs. tin- int' l -1 ijr' iit ii' wh colic tor w:u inov-il to ak. •' How ■of | "Take a H'-at and [ will toll you," and th'T'-tiiKin the merchant who. Iy tlx- way, ! is a .Now Yorker, proccded a'- follow; j > " I ran nway from home when I wa* ■ fifteen year* old. Thought I wa* roc train- I '■'! at home and needed moro n-000. I wan I living mar lloriicllsville, N. \ .: and on ,my first lauri' h for froodom reached Adrian, Mich., a tiion quite remote city. I'liin was in lh&|, I believe. I roamed uroUnd tho town lor two or throe day# la fore I found anything to do. Finally, one afternoon, without the least idea that anything would conic of it, i dropped into a little tore—a sort of ladie* fur nishing store: that is the stock consisted of collar* and cuff* and laoo and nooktien and thread and yarn and all *u< h little Iruek. The store wan a small affair— -1 inr< IJ v eight feet wide by perhaps fifteen feet l|ei*ti. I walk' d in and accosted ft smith. thin, white-haired and fair-cnni plexion'd young man, with an applit a tion f<*r i tnjiloMin nt. I must admit that the proprietor—for the young man wan the proprietor—did not main to care iiiti' h whether 1 went to work for him or not. Hut after a little talk, mostly on in v p art, I was ' en gag, d * at s.'( per w ek, with tlx- privilege of sleeping in the store." Smi'tiling in the expression of the r< - porter f.i- i sugg' -ted to tlie narrator to say that "the |sdnt of the story wan to come." So the yarn was continued; I "My proprietor did not do a very heavy hu-in<". and did not scm to earc I much eilher. lie Ixlongid to Koine secret society or other, and was con stantly **' seem'd to In- the h'*ad ring-master of the concern, and. though iiin store wa* a small affair, 1 noticed that the leading men of tlie city sought his guidance. ] |■ jiaid little attention to the customers I had most of the ' waiting on' to do. and nearly all day w hen not engaged in those —to in'I—singular 1 —singular conference., my em ployer would stand in the middle of the store thinking, thinking, thinking, while IK k'pt constantly rapping his front teeth with a pencil. He was troubled a great deal with pain in hi* hack, and complain' <1 "fan affliction of the kidin vs. I had only lank ad \ irtisennnts 1 noticed the name of .Tronic It. < 'h.-iffi e It jinghsl familarly iin my mind. W Inn had I seen or beard that nam lw*f"re? I could not help its running through my head. All at "me it '-line tome Jerome It. ("haffee was tin name of tin- voung fellow I workcl for in Adrian. Mich., so long ago. I . could hardly lielieve that niv old Michi gan i nudox'T and tlie noted hank presj. di nt ano t nitol States Senator were one and tin same. Hut as all my time was then my ow n(I had n"t got into bu*iti<*-) I liappenisi into tlie First National bank oin morning and made a ft w inquiries, in nlsiiit thi* at vie: Anxi' us Inquirer— I* Jeromr B. Chaf fee amncct'sl with this hank* Hank Man—He i. sir, slightly. A I —Win n dhl lie come to Colorado, and where from? It M —He came here in IAS7, 1 think, and lived previously at or near Adrian. Mich. A. I.—T* be of fair completion—vTy fair—and is be tmuhicd with kidney , complaint ? It. M.—lie has an exceedingly fair completion and. 1 believe, is troubled somewhat with chronic disorder of the kidnevs. "This was , t li that I wanted. I wa* and am satisfied that my quondam em ploy r of long ago wa* identically the t same person wh" i the richest man and the kecnc.t politician in Colorado. Xnw, l is not that a rather funny tiling, any j how ?" The rrter. somewhat weary, ad mitted that it waa.— Ucnvcr (Col.) 7W hunr. The Mnsir of the Nightingale. Wiilomolia i* tlie classic name of tlie tilghtingal' . a* our reader* are g. ner-U'y aw are. Ihie honor in all ages ha liecn givin to this hird a* a songster. Tlie Herman* hav not only leen the admire: s of it* nii lmiy, hut wmc of them have 'attempted t<> interpret it* song*. Itecloti-n. a (i'rimn rttsjisslig. had a , let nightingale, wliom song lie inter, nt ■ d a* follows; //i rn a> FO n m m m to r w m xirr lutding! Ae re re HE v X'' wc VE TCVO ve ve; eonar lie dre h d. Iligaiga iga ip iga iga iga iga, gaiaia gal isirico ilri' dgio pi. Of which alt we hare to say is that we hope that the song of the hint was more niclodion* than tlie translation looks to lie. In the yar 1710, the l'rtissian authorities Is ing in want of money, or dered the tree* around Cologne to Is- rut down and aold. The entire city of Ag rippina was aliye with terror at the moyement: the whole wood wa* filled with night in/ml)-*, and the few liurglu rs living near them, though extremely poor themselves, a< tually bought Ue tree* standing, and thus preserved the woods for tlie nightingales, and the nightingale niu*ic for tlie inhabitants of Cologne.— Amcrirnn Mcmlhiy. Dr. Rabelais' Free Jonmey. Tlie learncil and fammi* Frenchman. I>r. Ral>elals. once found himself in Mar seillea without money. He wished to I travel to l'aris but mulil not contrive a way to do so. At last, however, he hit upon a plan. He started one first of April carrying with him some fiill nhials lalieled " roi son fur the King and the Royal Family." At the city gates, according to the cus tom in BOW day*, tlie traveler was searched, and these suspicion*-look ing bottlcsi were found, as he intended. Tlie officiate were horrlfi'il. and the* prompt ly arreatial hint and hurried him off aa : a state prisoner to l'aris, there to he tried for treason Not lonr after his arriyal Ralwlai* and his bottle* were taken Iwfbre the judges. Then Uu> doctor, who was very well known as a-Wit, made a liule explana tion. showed that the phials contained { nothing hut brick-dual, and WAS at once released —the court, the accusers, the I lookera-on. and all l'aris convulsed with I laughter at tlie okr.-a. AfeWu