Farmer Gray. Ten ma; envy tlie Joys o' tbo farmer, Aud talk o' bia froo, easy life- Ton may sit at bis bountiful table, An' praise bis industrious wife 1 Kf you worked in the woods iu tbo winter, Or follerod tho furrow all day, With a team 0' unruly young oxou, An' foot heavy-loaded with day— Xf yon hold tho old plow, I'm a-tblnkin' You'd alng In a different way. Tou may dream o' tbo white-crested daisies, An' lilies that wear seob a charm ; Dot it giro* mo a heap o' bard labor To keep 'em from spotlin' my farm. Tou may picter the vkios in their aploudor Tbo landscapes so fnl! o' repose ; But I notcr git time to look at 'em, Kxoept when It rains or it snows. lon may sing o' the song-birds o summer ; Til teud to the hawks and the crows. Tou may write o' the beautios o' Nktur, An' dwoll on tbo pleasures o' tell ; Bat the good things wo hgv on our table All hev to be dug from tho soil. An' cur beautiful, bright-golden butter. Perhaps you may never bov learned, Makes a pile 0' hard work for the wimmln It has to be cheerfully churned. An tho ohoeres, so plump iu the pantry, All bov to be lifted and turned. When home from the hiy-flcld, in summer, With stars gleaming over my head— When I milk by tbo light o' my lantern. An' wearily crawl into bed— W hen I think o' the work o' the morrow. An' worry for fear it might rain, While I list to the roll o' the thunder, An' bear my companion complain— Then it set me as if life was a burden, With loetle to hope furor gain. But the corn must be planted in spring-time The weeds must bo kept from the ground, An' the hay mnst be cut iu the meatier. The wheat mnst be cradled an' bound— For wo never are out of employment, Kxoept when wo lie in tbo bed. All the wood must be chopped, in tbo winter, An' patiently piled in the shod ; An' the grain must be snaked to tbo market, The stock must be watered aud fed. But the farmer depends upon only The generous bounty o' Ood ; An' he always is sure o' a Uvin° By turnin' an' tilbn' the sod. When bis wearisome work is all over, With conscience all spoiloss and clear, Be may leave the old farm-house forever To dwell iu a holier sphere ; An' tbo crowu that be wears may be brighter Because o bis simple Ufe here. —Evyene J. UaU. Mrs. Brevoort's Reparation. " 80, Birdie, it seems that yonng Brevoort ia back from Enrope," re marked Gaptaiu Howard, looking np from his newspaper and addressing a pretty girl of nineteen, hia only child and Uio comfort of hia old age. "80 it seems, papa," responded Ber tha's sweet voice, while the ooarso sew ing which she held trembled in her grasp. " He's to give us our fourth #f July oratiou at the town hall. I'll be bouud ho speaks well. A promising yonng fellow, eh, Birdie?" " Yea, papa, I daresay." " Hia family are proud aa Lucifer— ridiculously proud, seeing this world ia not their abidiug place. But the yonug ater ia well enough, aa modest, well meaning, pleasant-spoken a young fol low as you'll often moot. Ho was sweet on you, Birdie, a year ago. Don't whistle him l>ack, for I don't want him to rob my neat, even if ho can put my bird in a gold cage." "No danger, papa, dear," replied Bertha, with a painful blnah. "At all events, Birdie, we'll go and Uaten to the precious oration with the beat of them.' The captain resumed his pipe and paper, and soon Bertha stole softly ont to the cool veranda with her sewing. Her home was a small house in the eld part of the town. It stood back from tho road, and was almost hidden from view by trees of magnificent Eowth; otherwise the location would ve been unpleasant, for trade bad grown np all around it, and there WAS DO pleasant residence near. Wealth and fashion had long sinoe taken their fight to other quarters. Opposite was the old town ball, a really venerable building, rarely used now save on the occasion of some patriotic celebration. The bouse had been purchased years ago, when Bertha was a baby; the only one of all her mother's babies who lived j and thrived. Captain Howard had passed moat of his time at sea, always looking forward to settling down at home as soon as he ■honld have smassed enough wealth for eomfort But be was unfartunate. Shipwrecks, disastrous speculations, treachery from those In whom he bad eooflded, followed each other like shad ows ; and so be kept following on the the heels of prosperity, but never succeeded in laying the detaining grasp on her. H > year after year rolled by, and he was still at sea, coming horns occasionally. Bertha, under the care of her su perior, well -ednoated mother, developed into a beautiful girl. Her school life threw her with the best young people of the place. Her intellectual superior ity and culture commanded respect; her kwdy character and extreme sweetness of disposition won love. Hho was a prime favorite both with her teaohera and aoboolmaten. August Brevoort had been her lover always. Hhe bad been his little favor ite dnring schooldaya, and when these eeasgfl no one disputed with him his claim to escort her from ohurch and evening meetings, or to parties and little entertainments. Many of their yonng sompnnions regarded them " as good as engaged," But the Brevoort family were intensely prond ; especially An- Csfs eldest sister. Her marriage to the saon of a distinguished English family bad increased her hauteur, and made her more ambitions than ever for tbo advancement of her only brother. It was owing to her influence that Augnat accompanied her husband to Europe, Prior to tho departure, Jtertba had ex- Meted August to oomo and say good bye and to exchange the promise of laws that bad been given s thousand Hmm in all bat words. She waited in vain; ho did not oomc, and she reooived no word of farewell. Hbo was forced to tho agonising conclusion that ho hod yielded to the wishes of hia ambitious friends and givou her up. For a year tsho had struggled to liido her sorrow and to make Some cheerful and happy for hor aged father. It had boon ex ceedingly heavy work. AH aho sat on the veranda on tho warm summer day on which our story opeua, a great tear full on hor work, followed by another nud another till her eyoa were dimmed. Hor noodle wont aidant and prickod hor flnger, and her work dropped horn her handa. Bho gazed through tho treea over at tho old town hall wiatfnlly. " I ahall see and hoar him there," thought aho, "and orowda of others will see and hear him also. He ia rich, happy, oourted aud content. How could 1 havo believed hia youthful love for me would have endured ? I wish I urod not go, after all; but everyone would notice and comment on my absence, aud BO I muat." The " glorious Fourth" proved to bo a very warm day. Liatleealy Bertha stood by her littlo mirror to complete her toilet, ner drees wan an organelle— a delicate lilao-hned spray on a wliito ground—with ruffles of lace at the wrists and throat. In plnce of a brooch she wore a cluster of fragrant violota. A straw hat with white ribbons and lilac wreath, a pair of straw-tinted gloves and a white shawl, completed her modest hnt elegant costume. Bhe took up her handkerchief, fan and parasol, and ran down to her father, who, HB usual on such occasions, was in a gie.it hurry leat they should be a moment late. "Khl but you look cool and freeli as a flower, Birdie!" cried he, rubbing hia rubicuud visage with a gay silk bandana. "Brevoort will lose his heart over again I'' Bertha laughed—noor girl—and to gether they crossed tho street and enter ed tho bnilding which was rapidly All ing. An usher, who knew Bertha, mo tioned them to oonspicnous seats. All abont them were familiar faces. Be rtha bowed to a host of acquaintances, while the jolly old captain eyed her with tri umphant pride. Mr. and Mrs. Brevoort, with their son-in-law and daughter, Lord and Lady Murray, sat in front at them. The audience was a largo sT.d fashionable one. The platform was occupied by gentlemen of some distinction. In their midst sat the young orator of tho day. Bertha gazed on the nohle and beloved features with joy and pain. Bhc scarce ly caught a word of several brief ad dresses, nor gave the attention she ought to tho Ilov. Dr. Clarke's prayer; nor followed Oeueral Tremainc's read ing of the Declaration of Independence, so intent was alio upon her own secret thoughts. When August Brevoort arose there was a murmur of flattering applause. Every tone of his exquisite voice fell on Bertha's car like softest music; every sentence of hiseloqnent address rang its echo in her heart. His eyes singled her out from the crowd of beauties. Bhe looked so modest, innocent and sweet, that a looker-on would not havo wonder ed at his preference. Their eyes met, and she fancied that she read in liis a look of reproach that puzzled her and bewildered her. Flattering applause greeted the close of his address. The day was very worm; and but a faint breeze stolo in at the open win dows. There was a cessation of fanning and a rustle of uneasiness as the Bov. Mr. Bmith began a long prayer. Then all ar<>e to sing, " The Btar Bpnngled Banner." Suddenly, ere the singing hail commenced, there was heard a low, rnmbling eonnd, growing cvory moment lender, that blanched every cheek and sent horror to every heart. Amidst shrieks of dismay and apprehension, the end of the gallery nearest the platform fell with a terriflo crash. The heap of dc'/ri* coming with snch fearful momentum, tore through the frail flooring of tbo platform, and rush eel thundering into the oellar below, where it fell with a sickening thnd. Alas for those who stood on that fatal spot I Hnddenly all was panic and dismay. People roshed wildly for the door, and were trampled and crushod in their frantic efforts to escape from the build ing. " Mrs. Brevoort ia trying to make her way to the platform I" cried Capt. How ard. " What madness to press against the crowd! She'll be crushed to death I Now see that man 1 Heavens I what brutes terror makes of hnmanity f Stay still in your place, Berths, until I re turn for you. Oapt. Howard arrang out into the struggling crowd to rescue Mrs. Bre voort—and none too soon, for she was borne down, and in another moment would have been beneath the feet of fie crowd. It took all the herculean strength of the gallant old captain to lift her np, and she moaned painfully, and murmur ed with white lips: '' My shoulder waa stepped on. I feel faint." Bertha atood gazing like one dazed at the awful scene on the platform. Back of the yawning chasm, from out the blinding, choking dust she could see those who had beeu spared alive. He was not one of them. Already men were at work cleariog tbo ruins and digging out the wounded, but, alas I Bertha thought with a shudder—the dead also. Bha longed to rush forward, but her trembling knees gave way and she sank into a seat. 80 her father found her and led her home. He had left Mrs. Brevoort not seriously injured, but wild with anxiety as to the fate of her sou. The brave old captain returned to the scene where ho could bo of service, and Bertha flung herself on the lonnge and prayed with passionate tears and plead ings. She heard the tramping of feet; and men entered carrying a stretcher. "Tour father seat us here, Miss Bertha," explained the surgeon, Dr. Ambroise. "It is General Tremaiuc, fatally injured. I greatly fear." Bertha led the way to her father's room, and moved about to do what the aurgeon required. Again she waa doom ed to hear the ghastly tread of measured ■teps, and again men entered har S run-nee carrying a abnttsr. As in a ream she hoard: " Young Breroort, Miw JUrtha." " (A, my God I" he mooned, with livid lipa. " I am not dead, Bertha," aarae from tLa abutter. "Do not be alar mad." " He has fainted," said tho Joctor. " There must bo no talking and no ex citement" Bertha motioned them to her own nowy little room. In tho course of tho nftet noon the little house became like a hospital. Bertha was kept busy, only once or twice finding opportunity to steal into her owu room, carefully shaded, where Iny her lover, liiti wounds dressed, a ghastly bnudugu across his mow, moaning in a sleep produced by opiates. Then poor Bertha Highed heavily and rushed out to wlicro alio wo* needed. Toward evening a carriage drove np, and Mrs. Brovoort was assisted to alight. Hhe was Htill suffering from her injuries, and moved like one in pain. " I thank you for your good care of my sou," said she to Bertlia. "There is a bed prepared in tho carriago, and the doctor thinks it safe to movo him, ! so I will troublo yon no longer; indeed, j Miss Howard, your heart and your hands I must be full." In trnth the little house, being so j near the fatal building, was filled to its : utmost capacity with tho wounded and their friends. To old Captain Howard Mrs. Brevoort extended her hand, saying: " I owe ray life to you. I shell not forget tho debt, nor prove ungrateful." The following week was one of gloom }in the village. Hoveral of the wounded ; had died, and others were slowly reoov | cring; funerals had been of almost daily | occurrence, and the bells had tolled i mournfully. There hail been investigat ing committees, indignation meetings, and tho usual post-mortem proceedings. Cnpt. Howard's little house bad rc -1 mimed its usual appearance of quiet 1 rcatfnluess. Wo finu Bertha, as she was a week ago, on tho veranda, sewing. 1 Too expression of sadness has deepened on her face, and her large, thoughtful I eyes have a look of weariness, as if sleep had not wooed them kindij. A carriage drove up and stopped at the gate, and, to Bertha's surprise, Mrs. ! Brevoort alighted. Our little heroine, in her simple musiin dross, arose and 1 greeted tho great lady of the place with n modest dignity of her own. Mrs. i Breevoort seemed much agitated, and grasped Bertha's hand almost painfully. " 1 have come to confess a great wrong," she Itcgan, to Bertha's amaxe ' ment, as sho followed her into the shady, fragrant parlor. Hhe lifted her ! hand as if to forbid interruption, and ! continued : " For a week I have watched try what I feared would Frove my HOD'S deathbed. In that week have prayed mnch ; I have roistered many a TOW as to my fntnre conduct, j should that dear sou's life be spared. ' Those vows, Miss Howard, included reparation to yourself. You look at mo in snrpriso—you caunot conceive in what | I have injured you 1 | " A year ago I was aware that my son j wished to raarry you. I objected to the match ; it was distasteful to me ; but that does not justify my conduct. My son wrote to yon before he sailed \pt Europe ; I found the letter in his room, opened and read it. It was a proposal for marriage. He stated that he be lieved you loved him, and that he hoped ! to receive an auswrr to that effect ; bnt that, if you sent no reply, he should 1 know that he had mistaken the nature of your regard. A proposal so put would have been singular from almost any one else, but from over-sensitive Angnst it was bnt characteristic. " Oar coachman—whom I knew would IHJ selected by August is his messenger —was an old family servant, ami trusted my jndgmcnt implicitly. To him I said: " ' Bring the letter addressed to Miaa Howard to me, aud tell your master you delivered it to the lady, saw it re-ad, and she told yon there was no reply, I wiah to save my son from the consequences of kindness to a designing girl.' " The man believed I could only act for my eon's good, ami obeyed me. Lady Murray requested August to go to New York in advance of the others to attend to Important bmuneas, aud oo there was uo risk of a chance meeting. •' I tried to convince myself that you were not a proper person for August. I shut my ears and my heart to the re ports I heard of your virtues, accom plishments and nobility of character. I convinced myself thst August felt for yon s youthful fancy, and I trusted to the year which had guuo by to work miracles. I thought yon would tire of waiting, aud marry; or that Lady Mur ray would dassle August with a Euro pean connection. This past neck has taught me many things. I have liaten ed to my son's unconscious ravings, and I hsYeoome, Bertha Howard, to beg yon to return with me to August—to be his wife if he lives, and the dear daughter of my lovo whether he lives or not. Mrs. Brevoort fell on her knees before Berths, who sat with her head bowed in h*r hands. " Oh, I beg of you, don't 1" eriod Bertha, shocked and startled ; for a no ble mind is never gratified by the hu miliation of another. " Pray arise—l forgive von. I am sorry for your suffer ing, and I am sure God has forgiven you. Let me go with yon now to see August. I long to see him I" "Yes, my child; but yon must not excite him. He knows all; he boa for given mo, and is aoxionaly looking for yon." In five minutes Ikrtha was beside Mrs. Brevoort in her carriage, and in half an hour the newa was all over the villsge. As they entered the room, August looked up eagerly ami exclaimed: " Mother I—bertlia I—this is as it should bee I shall soon lie well." A smile of ineffable joy shone in hia eye; hut Bortha shndderod as she no ticed hia changed appearance, giving snob a touching proof of hia suffering*. There waa a quiet bedside wedding, fol lowed by three weeka of watching and care, shared by mother and wife. With what loving wiles Bertha beguiled the weary hours of convalesoenoe I with what joy she watched August's restora tion to health and spirits I No queen waa ever more proud of her distinguish ed consort than was Bertha of the poor weak man with feeble stop and band aged brow, who leaned on her arm as ha walked for the first time in the gar dan. Mrs. Brevoort asked tke old oapfain to make her house hia home, hut he re fused, and itaysd in his little Lou as, with a servant to keep it tidy. Ihe evening of his life waa blessed with the love and oaro of hi* children. Many a day they named at the little cottage, sod sometime* the old man, leaning on hia cane, camo up to the Brevoort man sion to romp with a roay little grand child. ( areful Mr. Striker. In case you want to aend a box or parcel to the bonne, the twonty-flve-ccut oxprcHH wagons fre very handy things; but your directions may not always be understood. Mr. Htriker hod had hia parcel carted all over town aud then left at a police-Htution; and once when he Kant a wagon after a stovo needing re pairs, the man brought back a two-inch augur aud a net of hnrnean. When he aeut him back with them, tlio driver miancd the house entirely and left the article* at a nchoolbouae. Therefore, when Mr. Htriker wanted to noud up a parcel yeaterday forenoon, he approached an expressman and began: " Hir, my name in Htriker." " Yon, nir." " I npell it H t r i k e r." ! " Yen, BO do I." " I live at 490 Blank street." " Yen, 1 know." " My honne in a brick, three treen in the front yard, iron fence, bay window, ntone dog in the yard and name on the door plate." " Yes, nir; I enn go right there, nir." "I want thin bundle token up," naid Mr. Htriker. " Yea, nir." " Remember the place— 496 Blank atrect," cautioned Mr. Htriker. "Ah! bnt couldn't I drive right to the honne in the darkest night of the year?" wan the indignant answer, an the man drove off. After driving one block he tnrned around aud put the whip to hia home until he overtook Mr. Htriker, when ho called ont: "Wan it 320 you told mo? 'canae I wan thinking of my nick wife, and the number flew out of my mind." "496, you idiot I" yelled Htriker, an ho wheeled around. "Here it in on this card 1" " Yen, nir; and I can find it like a book." In about an hour the man appeared at the store ami inquired for Mr. Stoker, aud Mr. Htriker indignantly demanded if that (tercel had been delivered. "Ah I you are the man I wan looking fori I conhm't find yonr honne, Mr. Hloker." " "Htokcrl yon human hyena—my name's Striker!" "In it? Then I made a mistake. Htriker—Htriker—l'll remember it if it kills me. Excuse me, sir, but I never got confused before, and I'm all right now." The man rattled away at a furious pace, and Mr. Striker saw no more of him until reaching home. The ebap was waiting for him throe doom below, and at once began: "Mr. Ktooka, they nay you don't live here, and they won't take the parcel." "Btooks! Why, 111 kill yon! My name in Htriker I" • "Iit ? Well, that beata me." " Thin isn't my bonne, of course. My house in 496. Didn't I give you the number on a card?" " Why, yo, of coarse. Dear me, but how confused I am. No wonder I thought your name wan Hloenm instead of Hirnn!"— lutroi' h'rrc fS-mt. KeniArkablc Vitality. Thero arc two caaca tinder medical | treatment in Newark, N. J., jnat now, which ptirrlc the attending physicians 1 and eieite the won lermrnt of the whole I common it jr. One is that of Dr. Trevo ! nian Haignt, who, on Thursday, Fcbm ary 27, put a bullet in his head during a nt of melancholia, canned, it in naid, |by flnancial troubles, The ball bwik a ! transverse course through the nnltntance !of tho anterior lobe* of the brain, lta effect haa lcen merely to occasion par -1 tial derangement, ahowing itself chiefly :in aliaenco of mind. There haa been no marked pbyaioal change, the doctor'* pnlae beating at ila average rate and it* | temperature remaining an nana). I)nr- ing the first few dare there waa nome j engorgement, bnt that haa subsided and : a healthy anppnration ha* net in. Total physical recovery in hoped, bnt fall j rent ,ration to intelligence in despaired I of. Charles Hoehle, a robnat Herman, ; twenty-three yearn old, attempted to ; commit anicide by ahooting on Thnrn ! day evening. February 20. The bal let entered the nead a little to the left of the center of the frontal bone, and lodged somewhere in the brain. On the following day the yonng man's respiration, temperature and pnlao were normal; lint not no hia appetite. In violation of hia physician's orders to keep perfectly qniot, ne arose several times and went to the kitchen for something to eat. Pinally, that he might he mora carefully attended, he was removed to Bt. Michael's hospital, where be now Ilea, — New York ITr-ald, A Bird that Would not Sing. There waa in Berlin a prima donna who whenever anything or anybody displeased her, invatiably became too hoarse to sing. One day an opera in her repertory waa to be performed. At the appoints! boor the manager cams forward, and annonnoed that owing to a sore throat she waa nnahle to appear. The andionee prepared to leave, bnt the king rose and commanded them to keep their place*, which they wonderingly did. A few minntee afterward an officer and four dragoons entered the capriciona lady's room. " Mademoiselle,' qnoth the officer, " the king inquires after rnr health." "The kingi* very good; have a sore throat." "Hia majesty knows it, and haa charged mo to take you at once to the military hospital ;to be oared." Mademoiselle, tarntog very pale, suggested that they were jesting, oat was bid that Prussian officers never indulged in each a thing. Before loug she found herself in a coach with the four men. "lam a little better now," aha faltered out; "I will try to slug." " Back to the toaster," said the officer to theooaohman. Mademoiselle thought she bad raoeded too easily. "I shall not be able to aing my beat. 1 ' she said. " I think not," "And why?" '• Because two dragoons in attendance behind the cet>e have orders to carry yon off to the military hospital at the leaat couae." Never did the lady aing better. The Theater. FOR THE FAIR HEX. a Mlumbrr Nans. Thou little child, with tender, clinging arms, ftrop thy iweet hood, toy darlieg, down end rest Upon my shoulder, rest with ell thy cbsrms ; Bo soothbd and comforted, he loved and blessed. Against thy silkon, honey-colored hair I lean a loving check, a mild cartas , Close, close I gather theo and kiss thy fair White eyelids, sleep so softly dotb oppress. Bear little face, that lies In calm content Within the gracious hollow that Clod made In every human shoulder, where He meant | Home tired head for oomfort should be laid j Most like a heavy-folded rose thou art, In summer-air reposing, warm and still, Dream Ihy sweet droams upon my quiet heart, I watch thy slumber; naught shall do tboc 111- C'rtia Tfuaritr. rasblsi Metes. Black natiu dresses arc fashionable, j Embroideries of block tulle are fa vored. Mother- of -pearl embroideries are quite the rage for this season. | Hatin ribbon wrought with letters . worked iu gold thread is coming. Tho princess costume with a long jacket, makes a pretty street dress. Oombs arc narrow and small, and in I mnnycaaea daggers are substituted. Neckerchiefs are fastened on the left side by sprays of roac or carnations, | Hpriug suits open at the throat in shawl shape, and havelapelH like a coat. Itoses and loops of pearls decorate 1 tho crepe lisse plaitings worn at the throat. Hilk is to be used to trim woollen ; suits, and watered satin to trim silk suite, this summer. Cuirasses with panicrs formed of rich fabrics are favored by some New York , society ladies. Hatin vests are worn without trim mings under the open wn:sts; this style 1 is very pretty. Colored tissue, arranged in the shape of a butterfly, embroidered with gold, is ; a mole dress garniture. Crepe cashmere is very handsome, giving the pretty, erimpled appearance which its name indicates. Peacock green and bine are the lead ing colors in spring silks. Wood colors j are also prodaood in fine fabrics, Momie cloth is qnite n novelty; it ; comes in soft all-wool suitings. The tints are draos with fleckera of dark j brown. The style of trimming for street cos- 1 (times is exceedingly neat;bias bands of ; Pekin satin and faille, same abode as : dress goods. I Mixtures of silk and wool arc very ! fashionable; the oolors arc beautifully j blended, and both checks and rltipee j are iuterwoven. Velvet is much in vogue for walking skirts. Beiges are admired. The de , signs show stripes of satin, the same ' oolor as the ground. There are many suits for spring wear i trimmed with lifetonne lace. Embroi • dered tulle and all sorts of white laece ; are deemed fashionable. " Double" dresses some with elosc i fitting backs, with aide forma. The fronts are of polonaise length. The simulated vest is still a great favorite. Kilted skirts for little boys are sewn on sleeveless waists, with a* vest of the same material as the skirt, A saoqne with straight cutaway front is worn I over the waist. Perhaps the most startling surprise in the world of dross this season is the restoration of the panicr of Camargo puff, as the Parioiaus term this bouffant costume expression. There are several striking feature sob- I served in the freah designs. Both old and young ladiea wear their dresses qnite abort in front. Koth square and round trains are in vogue. Akirts are rather profusely trimmed this spring. Tho anticipated popularity of the \ panicr model causes all dressmakers to construct costumes with roomy bock breadths, and so arranged in loopings j that the longest steel wire panicr may IHJ worn with becoming effect. Hair [ cloth paniers will no doubt be preferred to tho steel psniers covered with muslin. Tho bouffant looping* are formed at the | center of the beck. There are many clever ideas in the ; basque designs. Dressy basques for ! home wear are often cut pointed at the I front and sqnare at the beck; rovers are nsod, and the trimming is very showy. Home of the models present vest pat terns, richly embroidered; theoollarette and cuffs match the vest. In thin ma terials s shirring takes the place of the vest The fabric is generally laoe, grenadine, tulle, or Hwisa muslin. A a*Mlkk Vmmnm l-aSr. A young lady woe addressed by a man, who, though agreeable to her, was dis liked by her father, who would not oon eont to their union, and she determined to elope. JThe night waa fixed, the honr came, he placed the ladder to the window, and in a few minutes she was in his arms. They mounted a double horse, and were soon some distance from the house. After eomo time the ladv broke the silence by aaying: " Well, yon see what proof I nave given yon of my affection; I hope you will make me a good bnaband." He waa a surly fellow, and gruffly answered: "Perhaps 1 may, and porhaps not." Bbe made no reply, bnt after a silence of some minutes, she suddenly exclaimed: "Oh I what shall Ido ? I have left my money behind me in my room 1" "Then," said he, "we must go hack aud fetch it." They were soon again at the bonne, tho ladder again placed, the lady remounted, while the ill-natured 'over remained below. Bat she delayed to oome, and so he gtntly called: "Are Sun coming ?" When she looked ont of lie window and said: " Perhaps I may, and perhaps not;" and then shut down the window end left him to return on the double horse alone. He wm justly eooonnfol a akillfnt poiaoner who destroy d his victim* by nonquota of lovely and fragrant flow er*. The art baa not been I oat—nay, la practiced every day—by the world. Punishing an Elephant. Emperor in the moat vicious, ait he ia the fluent elephant in thin country. During the winter month* he and his six companions are chained by their hirnl legs in an outbuilding in the Cen tral para. New York. Boatswain, nntil the arrival of Emperor, was the pride of all the female elephant*, and Gypsy especially loved to carcsa him with her gentle trunk. But Boatswain once cried ont under punishment, and from thathonr he lost his place in the respect of hia associates, and Gyptry transfer red her blandishment* tdthe lost oomer. The device of circus men for punish ing an elenhaht is crueL To the legs of an animal are fastened strong pulleys, which are attached to levers. At a sig nal the legs arc drawn asunder, and the animal sinks down, a mass of helpless, tortured flesh. Then the keepers, arm ed with long clubs, approach and best him on the legs and bottom* of the feet. The elephant during punishment curls his trunk beneath him and closes his "■ Hoar after hour goes by some times, but the keepers only relax when the elephant either becomes insensible or cries out, which latter is a token of submission and a conquered spirit. Boatswain cried out, and was never ugfiiu guilty of offense. Kmperor, how ever, has stood this terrible punishment several times, and with snch extraordi nan' nerve that the keepers ar® afraid of him. He is vicious, and whenever a missile comes within his reach he dis charges it at the nearest keeper straight way. On a recent Monday night Emperor watched one of the attendant* whom he particularly dislikes. It was bedtime, and the man was making everything snug when Emperor suddenly turned on him and knocked him down. The keeper screamed as Emperor with a rtinll cry of rage was on the point of dragging him beneath his feet and stamping him to death. Help came and the keeper was saved, and then it was | determined that Emperor should suffer I for what be had done. | The attendant* took the long iron J poker with which the fires are stirred, , and this they heated red hot. Emperor was then bound in the fashion that ha* ; been describes], and while one of the i keepers held his trunk, the other ran the red hot poker up into it T7ie sav age punishment nearly blinded Em i peror, but be did not squeal. He looked I sullenly all tue time at his keepers. ; Since then theelephsnt has been unable to eat, and stand* alone and sullen, slsppiug hi* horribly mutilated trunk 1 wherever tbere is a cool spot in the j shed. The men call this the extreme j punishment, and say that it has never | been applied before in this country. It 1 was not strong enough to subdue Em peror. — The ( attorn of "Treating." " Treating" constitutes one of the chief peril# attaching to the custom lof imbibing spirituous liquor#, and ] there are now few pcrnon# who oonld not, if free from it# shackle#, ; rcf trict the indulgence of their thirst to a decent moderation. A man meeting a grotip of Li# friend# just a# be i# bent on obtaining bi# afternoon allowance of "sherry and bitter# " must, if he doc# not violate usage, and if he wishes to do whst i# expected of him, ask them all to join Lim. Suppose the whole party to number seven. Seven drink# are poured down seTcn throats, willing or unwilling. What is the immediate result of this hospitality? Six other individuals feci themselves mortgaged with au obligation to eqnal it. There may be a little chat, and then tome one i says: *' Ah, let's bsve another drink 1" Then aeven more drinks are ponred J down seven throa.s. More talk. An other happy thought by another mem of the party. Seven more drinks de scend the seven throats. More talk. A fourth inspiration by s fourth partici pant Some one who has done hi# fated ■ duty tries to beg off ; bsa bnsineas to j transact; ought not to drink any more. His objection is vetoed by the" asking 1 party, who is already slightly stimulated | porbapa. •• No shirking'ole feller, j oome on I" Repetition erf the gulping act bv seven performers. Every one feels the mellowing influence by this time. "Charley," says No. Six affee -1 tionately to the genius of the bar, i "giv's 'nether ! All hands round!" Encore the feat of seven men awallow ; ing seven drinks. No. Seven's turn has arrived. Hie happy relief is near. He happens to be the least experienced of the psity. He is already full of bliiw. His words are few but cxpressiye. " Set 'em UP again, hie 1" Up they go, and then down they go—seven more drinks. Left a# sea. Seven times seven are forty-nine. And all becanae one man felt like taking a little " sherry and bit ters." Perhaps he goes home to his dinner afterward. Perhaps be don't. Perhaps he fails to see bis wife and mother-in- law nntil the next day. Such is life in a country where "treating " is the custom.— New York Hr raUL A Fortune at Our Swallow. It ia gravely reisted in • work called Lawson's " History of Banking," that the Spaniah embassador to the English court, baring extolled the groat richea of hia king, the master of the Indies, and of the grandees of Bpain, before Queen Elisabeth, Sir Thomaa Ores ham, who waa present, told him that the qneen had anhjecta who, at one meal, expended not only as ronrh aa the daily revenue* of the king, bnt also of all the grandees, and added, " This I will prove any day and lay a heavy wager on ft" 80 Qreahatn onbragged the Spaniard in hia own line. The embassador, biding hia time, eame unaware* to the mansion of Sir Thomas in Bishopsgate, and dined with him, when, finding only an ordi nary meal, he said: "Weil, air, yon have lost your stakel" "Not stall," an swered Sir Thomas; "and this yon sh 11 presently see." He then pnlfed a bo* trom his pnoket, and taking oot one of the largest Eastern pearls, showed it to the embassador. After which be ground it down and drank the dnst in a glass of wine, to the health of the qneen. hia mistreea. "My lord embassador," said Sir Thomaa, "you know I have often refused 416,000 for that peart. Have I loat or won t" " I yield the wager aa lost," said