Largest CWMII In the World. Of the preat mechanical workshops sow in existenoe there ore two whioh ■tend pre-eminent and whose names are familiar throughout the cmlired world. We of oonrse refer to the works of , v Krnpp, in Prussia, and the Oreuzot / works of Franoe. We give here a few Crtioulars of the latter oonoern, the gest in the world. These great works comprise within themselves collieries, blast furnaces, forges, rolling mills, steel works and extensive mechanical workshops, besides an extensive system of railways connecting the various de partments. In addition to the works at Oreuaot, there are ooal and iron mines, bridge and ship building works, and also ship worka at other places owned f by tho same firm and forming one establishment. Altogether the land oocupied at Oreuaot and dependencies amounts to more than 1,000 acres, be sides 1,800 acres of agricultural lands owned by Messrs. Schneider A Go., the sole owners of the works. In connection with the concern there are 190 miles of private railway, worked by twenty-seven locomotives and over 1,500 wagons. On the Ist of May the staff included 15,252 Cireous, as follows : In the oollieries, 960 ; iron mines, 1,921; blsst f urn seen, 734 ; steel works, 793 ; forges and rolling mills, 2,637 ; mechanical abops, 2,708 ; railways and miscellaneous, 1,499. To tal, 15,252. The products of these worka last year amounted to 549,000 tons of coal, 165,- 000 tons of pig iron, of whioh 126,000 tons were made into iron and ateel, while 25,000 tons of engines and ma ■ 4 chines were turned out of the mechanics workshops. The raw material used in the same year was: of ooal, 572,000 tons; coke, 165,000 tons; minerals, 100,000 tons ; water, 770,000,000 gallons ; gas, 77,680,000 feet. The full capacity of the works is estimated at 700,000 tons of ooal, 160,000 tons of wrought iron aud steel and 30,000 tons of engines and ma chinery . la it any cause for surprise to our readers that a work of the above magnitude finds itself requiring a steam hammer that weighs 1,282 tons and costing (500,000 ? The anvil of the hammer alone weighs 782 tons. Just contrast the difference between a blow from this hammer and that from the aturdy arm of a village blacksmith. Is it any wonder that such a tool should require a crane capable of handling a weight of 160 tons or that the workshop in which the hammer works cost $1,600,- 000 ? One of the rolling mills st these works covers s space 1.247 feet by 328. Add to this the fact that hundreds of powerful steam engines are constantly at work, and we have some understand ing of the largest concern in the world and a sample of the magnitude of what the present age can accomplish; for while these works were commenced nearly a century since, it is principally within a single generation that they have grown to their present magnitude. -Boxton Journal. Would Rather Die than Write. Literary composition, in truth compo sition of any kind, says a New York newspaper, exercises a most depressing influence on the mind of the writer, in dependent of any effect it may have on the reader. Writing in, as everybody knows, unnstnral, purely artificial; and it is not strange, therefore, thst it should, in many cases, produce melancholy even by anticipation. A few days since, a ut girl of twelve or thirteen, attending school in a town in northern Illinois, became so distressed becsnse she had to write a composition that she attempt ed to drown herself in a cistern, and nearly succeeded. A medical student of Baltimore, having a thesis to prepare not long sinoe, grew so morbid that be swallowed an ounce of laudanum, de claring be would rather die than do the hateful work. A book-binder of Rouen, who was sent to the Paris exposition, his expenses having been paid out of a lottery fund, found on his return home that he was expected to draw up a re port of what he had seen. This render ed him wretched .and though his friends tried to comfort him, and offered to do the writing for him, the thing so weigh-, ed upon his mind that he waxen gloomy and morose, disappeared from his borne, and his body was soon discovered in the Seine. Authors are often discontented, irritable, sullen, saturnine when en gaged in composition, and many of them nave doubtless become dissipated and gone to the bad generally, on account ol their calling. The mere process of com position brings the nerves to the sur face, nndnly excites the sensibilities, and, habitually followed, has a tendency to cause morbidity end certain mental disorder. To be perfectly healthy in body and mind, a man should turn his thoughts outward,be much out of doors, and feed on the sunshine. Wsrds ef Wisdom. 4 He who runs after a shadow baa a wearisome race. Children have more need of models than of critics. It is better to look round on prosperi ty than back on glory. What we have to do in this world is not to make otur conditions, but to make the beet of them. A man's own observation, what be finds good of and what he finds hurt of, is the nest physio to preserve health. Pretense has often despoiled a natur ally gifted man of the respect his talents would have commanded had they been eeoeibly adapted to circumstances. It is immaterial bow the world judges of your actions as long as your mind is feasy, and your personal expenses less than your legitimate income. When you doubt between words, use the plainest, the commonest, the most idiomatio. Eachew fine words as you would rouge, love simple ones as you would native roses on your cheek. After friendship and love come benev olence and that oompassion which unites the soul to the unfortunate. It is well known that this it particularly the share of women. Everything disposes them to tenderness and pity. 40 Words are nothing to paint a mother's love, a mother's consolations. A baby's rails contains the dtviaeet essence of all earthly aolaosmaut; s child's love soothes without weakening; it demands so much thst In blessing it one is bless ed by It unawares. . NIAGARA FALLM IN WINTER. Am' Kaitrx Ice BrtSas Mpualaa lha WMtb •r lha Ktrar Jul Balaw lha Cataract. The Buffalo (N. Y.) Courier of a re cent date says: For some days a large amount of snow-covered ice from Luke Erie has been passing over the fells. At eight o'olock on Sunday morning the aooumn lated mass of ioe oamo to a standstill beneath the Suspension bridge, and the watohenh began to hope that txiere would be a bridge with a smooth surface. But the huge dam of ioe suddeuly began to heave, grind, and break up into frag ments with s loud noise. At ten o'olock there was a second standstill, and it seemed certain that the bridge had been formed, but at two in the afternoon there was s third snd more severe dis turbance. Groat hummooks, weighing hnndreds of tons, were pnshed into the air and remained there as monuments of the fearful battle. Large bowlders were torn from the shore and Rwept into the stream, and the solitary fir which was wont to mark the landing-place of the ferry became a victim te the warring elements, thongh ordinarily it stands three feet above high water. The slow, awfnl strength of the infuriated waters was so apparent that it seemed as if they must rend the great gorge in twain and esaape from their thralldom by some new road; but there was only one gateway for them, and, as they could not break the mile-wide dam in two, they lifted it np bodily and swept away beneath. Having thus succumbed, the water allowed the ioe to rest above it, aooepting the yoke whioh it oould not break, despite its boasted strength. And now tue victor rests quietly, torn sml rsgged it is true, but invincible; I snd so it will remain until the beams of the spring sun deprive it of its strength, and onoe more restore Niagara to its accustomed freedom. The bridge is nearly s mile in length, extending from a line drawn perpendicularly to Point Lookout, in the American park, half way to the railroad bridge, and filling the gorge from shore to shore. The first view of the falls brings the heart no into the month with a shock that is almost psinfnl in its suddenness and foroe. Everything is so changed, so transflgnred. Ice everywhere ! loe upon the rocks, upon the trees, en croaching upon the cataract itself and deadening its rosr, even stealing away a large portion of its power, to all seem ing. As the spectator stands upon this point the wind blows the spray into his face, and soon oovers him ell ovor with jewels; but what cares he for the spray in the enthusiasm of the glorions view I In the park the ioe has been as destruc tive as it is beautiful, and though it has robed the trees and buildings in snowy beauty, it has torn down huge limbs by its overpowering weight. Looking over to the Canadian shore, the observer can see hnge icicles of many tons' weight hanging like the ropey locks on the foreheads of giants in the story books. Rut these sights are nothing when com pared to the broad sheet of wrinkled snow-ice which lies st his feet There it is—the conqueror of Niagara- spark ling in the sunlight calmly and peace fully. Beside the rotunds which stsnus at the base of the Amerioan fall a moon tain of snowy spray ioe towers np eighty feet high, and is each day climbing higher and higher toward the summit. The dome of the rotunds bears an ioe crown of exceeding beauty, and along the roof of the dressing shed are curious ioe formations which nothing lea* than photographic camera can adequately picture. Giant icicles hang from the cliffs, aud every once in a while s hags fragment comes tumbling down. The ioe is perfectly white, and seemingly ?|uite porous, but exoesaively hard rozen. Its appearance is exactly that of spun glass. It is said that the spray which formed this ioe was perfectly pure, aud that if a ton of it were melted it would produce no appreciable quan tity of sediment. The ice mountain ia still in comparative infancy, but if the wind and the mercury are favorable it will soon he in a condition to form a coasting hill for the people as it did during the winter of 1875. The great ioe bridge itself is s coun terpart in miniature of an Alpine glerier. Yon hsve the rough broken surface, the hummocks reaching ten, fifteen, twenty feet into the air, the startling flssnres gaping perhaps with s depth of thirty feet in the solid iee; and von have the pnre snow ioe itself in s million strange and inexplicable shapes; but there is an association of terror in this place which doss not belong to the genuine glacier, and which may come from the muffled roar of the waterfall; pe reliance the thought of 200 feet of water seething and boiling beneath your feet Many of our readers hsve stood on the bank beside the whirlpool rapkla and seen the wrsthfnl waters monnd upward toward the sky in s thousand contending cur rents as they bettle to escape from their prisoning walls. Imagine this agitated surface suddenly becoming petrified, snd every broken wave baiting just where it was, and this will give you an idea of the magnitude of this structure. In thickness it is probably about sixty feet, while the surface of the iee is st least half that distance from the surface of the water. There are crevasses twen ty-five or thirty feet in depth, and yet they show no signs of water. " Pith sad Pel at." Many people ere joet like the globe they inhabit—alightly flat at the poll*. " No man oan lounge into auoceea " intimatea a shrewd writer. Hofa aa onr observation baa gone, he is entirely cor rect. When a flab is out of water he is very soon out of breath.— Nov/ Hawm Rr gUUr. Weighed in hie own scales and found wanting. We relented last evening and raised a nickel for the tramp that solemnly as severated there had been a time when life was a perennial oeeia to him, bnt since the war he had lost everything except his appetite. Miss Beatrice Hkiddy, so young and so giddy, fell in love with a middy, bnt whatever he did, he— didn't reciprocate, because bis Conain Kate had long been his " all in all." The oontionation of thia absorbing story of passion and pre ference can be foond in the left hand breast pocket of Algernon Fits-Fangle'a ■pouted snrtout.—JVew York Nmt*. Texas Bill's Last Bcar-Huot, And now I will tell yon about Texas Bill's last bear-hunt. One evening last fall we were sitting out on the piaaaa about nine o'clock, when neighbor Ford rode np and wanted me to go over to Book creek, abont three miles, and help kill a bear. He said hia wife a mother and a boy about twelve i ears old had t>een down on the creek that day look ing for some bees, and they saw a hear run into the rocks. Bo I saddled np, took my dogs, and with Charley and Ford started for the bear. Wliea we got nearly to the creek we found anoth er man by the name of Russian waiting for ns. When we got to the creek we went down abont a half a mile and hitched onr homes and began to climb np the bank among the rooks and trees, and after fifteen minutes' hard labor we got to where the woman and boy saw the bear go in. It was a wild-looking place in a small ravine, with rooks on both sides piled np one above the other, and big bowlders scattered all about. The plaoe where the bear wont in was large enough for a man to get in easy, and about thirty feet back of where he went in was a large hole that went down, and not the one that went straight in. All the time while we wero bund ing a fire we oonld hear a noise in the bole like a hoarse aissing or grunting, and thought perhaps Mr. Bear did not like his oompany. After we got a (Ire we oonld not look into the hole bnt a little way, and F. went abont a mile and got a lamp abont aa good as a light ning-bug. Russian proposed to stay all night and have daylight to work in, bnt I did not want to stay till I found out what I was staying for. While we were talking F. took the lamp aud went to the upper hole and got down to look in. " Ha I" aays he, " I can see him." " Well," said I, " what is it!" "Itis a bear ! Come and take the lamp and see for youraelf." I took the lamp and got down and peeked in, and there he was. But I could not see very plain, so I crawled in a little farther. Charley wanted me to oome back for fear he wonld make a dive at me, but I ventured carefully in a lit tle more aud then oonld see his head and shoulders a little plainer, but I could not make out what the deuce it was. Its head seemed to be Vhite and snont black, and what I oonld see of his shoulders were black. Finally F. says : " What do yon make it f" " Well, I think it is a—hog, and if you will band rae a gun I will try to put his eye out" They got my gun, and I ventured in a little more to get a good chance to shoot, but 1 got a little too near, and it moved and hissed ami grunted fearfully; but when it moved h oonld see it plain and tell what it was, and what do yon think I saw ? A couple of young buuards 1 Tliey stood side by side, their necks aud wings white, their backs, tails, bead* and bills black, and in the dim light and the position they were in, looked like the head of some large animal. It. MII, •• Why don't yon shoot V I mid nothing bnt crawled ont, and F. MTI, " What are yon going to do ! now ?' " Well, I think the heat thing we nan do in to go homo." R, mya, "Why the draw don't yon tell ui what it ia down there in the mcka ?" I bothered them for a few rninntea and then told them it wan buaxarda, ' and I don't belieTe yon ever heard anch | a shout from a few moot hi an went np through the treen from aronnd that " lear " hole. We blew ont our lamp, got into rnddlea, and went home, cer tainly wiahr if not M happy oa when we went out; and that ia the lout hnnt I ave had after beam. Firrest and Stream. Scarlet Perer. Every mother !IM a peculiar dread of thia well-known disease, and there ia aoaroely any malady of those oommonly known to the people that ahe would not prefer to aee in the house. There ia hardly a family in which there ia not aome fatal atory of iti ravage*, and the chronicle of two or three or more chil dren dead on the mme day ia not an tin common on*. Some doctor* report that in thia, aa in other diaeaeea, they " never loee a cose. ' Perhapa they are in the position <4 the doctor whom an over eenaitive father called for hia flint-born. He wanted a doctor who aaved hia patient*, and he obtained aoroewbere or other a magical mirror, in which be could aee, a* he atood on each doctor'* door-atep, the list of that doctor's vic tim* in their ohrond*. Amused at the procession* he aw in hi* glass as he stood at the door* of the moat famous doctor*, he went from honae to bonne in the hope of better results. He stood at last at the door of a doctor at whose name there appeared only two tender little victim*. He called thia physician, lost hia child, and found that by subse quent investigation that when be called him that doctor had been in practice two days and had had just two patient*. If theae two bad not the scarlet fever be had not, up to that time, lost a ease of that disease.— Sew York Herald. Merle* of Deg Stealer*. Sir Edwin Londseer used to tell a story of a dog stealer of hia acquaintance who once restored to a friend of Bir Ed win a valuable spaniel two weeka after the time agreed upon when the matter was negotiated. Bir Edwin upbraiding the man for hia delay, the latter finally said : " Well, the truth ia, Bir Edwin -—you aee, I had to steal him back from an old lady to whom I sold him for j twenty guinea*. She never higgled about the price, and ahe was so fond of the dog I didn't think it would be Chris tian not to let her have a few days' pleasure of him." This beautiful tale is quite paralleled by one which London Truth now tells us of one Mr. Page, a gentleman whose recent condemnation to imprisonment for dog *l-r*Hng in Lomktfi elicited much sympathy in dog steel Jg circles : " When be was being led from the dock, a friend of hi* toadi ed Mr. Montague Williams, who had defended him, on the shoulder." "We have prepared tor you a little surprise," be said: " you lost a valuable dog a little while ago ; we have brought him back, and he bi in a honae e'ose by," Mr. Williams could not go to tbe bouse, bat gave the address to which he wished the dog to be taken, end on going home in tbe evening he fonnd it there. TIIELY TOPICS. An advertisement ia a window through which -all the world may look into your shop and see just what you wish it to see—no more, no less. A oompany in London his started a new the taking of portraits by elootrio light instead of by sunlight, the ordinary photographic proc ass. The valuation of property at Newport, R. 1., ia about 825,260,000, and neaily one-half of this is owned by summer residents. New Yorkers paying taxes on abont 810,000,000. The 860,000,000 paid for taxes on spirits in the United Htates, the last fiscal year, makes an average of more than a dollar for every man, waman and child in the country. The king of Hweden averted a finan cial panic in Btockholm by opening a heavy private aooonnt with one of the nrinci|ial banks, concerning whose sta bility disquieting rumors were current. The king's act restored confidence and probably prevented very disastrous consequences. Miss Cunningham went to a ball in Banker Hill, Ind., wearing a dress of many and particularly bright oolors, George Daniels made fnn of the con spicuous garment. Miaa Cunningham's brother Dan called Qeorge out of the hall and began to whip him, bnt George drew a revolver and killed Dan inatantly. A remarkable case of defective vision ia tbat of the three children of James Howard, a seafaring man, whose family lived on Ocracoke island, N. C. Tbey beooma totally blind each day immedi ately after tho ann goes down. If by chanoe they happen to be in the yard playing when the ann sets, their play things are instantly laid aside, and efforts made to reach the house, when they soon after retire and sleep soundly untit sunrise, after which their sight ia described as being restored, and, to all appearance, perfectly unimpaired. The yonngest ia three and the eldest ten years old—two boys and one girl, all of light complexion. Their eyes are light blue, and there is nothing abont them tbat appear* at all *trangn. Nowhere else tbau in America, with its vast stretches of railway* through nupeopled wilderness, oonld the an no.ncomcut be made that a road kept in readiness a dining car, well supplied with provisions, to send out with the regular passenger train "at the slightest indication of a snow storm, thus assuring passengers some thing to eat if the train shonld become blocked far away from any station." This is stated of the Kansas Pacific road, hut the arrangement would he equally appropriate on several other gnat lines penetrating the solitudes. The picture of a tram snowed upon the " great Armrican desert " far from hu man habitation is not an inviting one It M-ldom occurs, lint it might happen many times. Kat Merles. A lady who onoe watched a rat lead bis blind brother across a plank over the water by a straw which each held in hia mouth, ever liter felt a new respect for this animal which ia so little esteemed. The rat has a kindly side which good treatment will bring nut, and people have l>ceu fonnd who took the nain* to make friends with them. Generally they were people who had plenty of time to invest ID such pursuits. A* for instance, a convict in a penitentiary, who late' trained a 1 t to come at hia whistle ar follow him abont like a dog. A more faithful little follower he could not bare, and both seemed very fond of each other. All day he stays by hia master's side and goea back at niglt to hia cell. He ia not afraid of the other prisoners, bnt hides quickly when unv one come* near not clad in the striped jacket He evidently consider* him as not belong ing to "this set" For all be knows, poor little follow, the striped clothes are a badge of honor. He (lines on prison fare, and whatever elae be can industri ously pick np in hia travels. Rats as well aa mice have been known to oome from their hole* st the sound of music and liaten with apparent delight The people of a certain dwelling in a Western town were snrpriaed cvevy niglit to bear a guitar sound in the parlor, though no one was in the room. There was a great deal of speculation over the mystery, and some foolish people oalled it " spirit" work. One night a gentle man kept watch and aaw when the honse was still, a great rat glide ont and go at once to the corner and scratch the guitar strings. He dispatched him with a cane and missed hia chanoe of making a fortune ont of his musical rat. -AM thf rn Of)trrvrr. Tke Pewer of Faafelen. It is now considered the height of fashionable flummery in this city to be among the late arrivals at a social party given at a private residence. Last even ing there was a party of that description on North B street which didn't oome off. A lady who desired to give a little entertainment made the nsnal pre parations and invited a number of guests. Bhe illuminated the parlors and left the blinds open that the glare id the gaa might the weary traveler on the street This was her grand mis take. About nine o'clock a couple came np to the house, and the young lady looking in the window and seeing the parlors amply insisted on returning home, ss she would not for all the world do such a vulgar thing aa to en ter a house where there was not a big room full of people to look at her. The two aooordingly returned home. In a few minutes another couple reoonnoitered the situation from across the street and retired. One after another the guests came up, viewed the empty parlors and melted back into the darkness. There waa no party, and the lady who pre pared the entertainment didn't know what to make of such shabby treatment. This idea of trying to be the last one at an evening party is growing to be ap common on the Oamatock that the time will oome when an invitation to a Fri day evening's entertainment will mean coma aa early aa possible Sunday morn ing.— PlrpMa (free.) Chronicle. BardeUe*s Baggage. The Burlington Hawkvj i bnmoriat, R. J. Burdette, who ia ont on a lectur ing, tonr, lets loose his feelings, ia re gard to a New York baggageman, in the following style; The baggageman who was on dnty at the New York, New Haven and Hartford baggage room at eight o'clock in the morning will deceive passengers. He lied to me. I aaw my baggage re-eheoked, and got the chocks in my hand. Then I said: ' You'll get it on this 8.05 train ?" " No," the baggageman said, " I can't." *"lhen," I wailed, "give it to me: I can carry it, and I must have it on this train." For it was only heavy hand baggage. Rat the baggageman wonld not. He only said incredulously: "No; if you can get on that train, your baggage will be on before yon are." "Sure?" I asked anxiously; for I had my misgivings. "Yea," he insisted, "I can get the baggage on before you get on." "All right," I shouted, "don't fail me, now," I got on the train and sat down. I got up and went ont on the platform and looked for the baggageman. Over all the wide expanse of platform he was not visible. 1 thought he was either terribly slow or bad been marveloualy rapid. The train pulled out. That baggageman, after 1 had left him, sat down and played a oouple of games of chequers on a trunk. Then he went to sleep. Then, I believe, be awoke, nibbed his eyes, looked at my valises, kicked them to see if there was anything in them that wonld break, and said, dreamily and Richard Grant Whitely: "There's that feller's baggage that wanted 'em to go to Providence on the 8.05." Measureless liar I by hia wicked de ceit he sent me to North Attieboro' with just abont as mnch of a wardrobe aa a tramp. And I never got my baggage till the Monday morning following. Why did he lie to me ? Why didn't he give me my baggage when be knew in his virions, depraved, prevaricating heart that he wasn't going to try to get my baggage on that train V We do these things I>etter in the Weat. Why, on the old Chicago, Burlington A Quincy railroad, from the time the first spike was driven, there never was a piece of baggage lost or left, there was never a passenger misled or deceived, there never was a train reached a station off ached ale time bnt one, and it came in ten seconds ahead; and sinoe Potter has )>een superintendent, a man's baggsge always gels to the hotel thirty minutes ahead of him and spreads out bis clean linen to air for him. A Hands; la Parts. A Sunday in Paris, aays an American correspondent, ia as thoronghly unlike a Sunday ill Una Cuulitry as it is possible to be. Work goes on there the same as on a week day ; the shops are almost all open ; the wagons laden with good* go about the atreets ; people attend to nearly all their voaationa, and until noon they work jnst the same aa if it were a week day. After midday, every thing closes except the cafes and news paper offices—(or the evening papers all oome out on Hunday with their raciest editions—-and the city takes a holiday. I suppose some of the Parisians go to church on Bnndsy, but it really seems as if church-going was the least matter thought of by most people. Tbey have their horseraces and their elections on Hunday, their theater* and opera* give the best performances in the evening, and the exposition on Hunday drew its largest crowds. In fact, the day ia treated as a day for extraordinary merry making. and as • holiday which is to be made the most of for the public amuse ment Tbi* ia the French idea of Bun day, and assuredly it as entirely unlike our idea aa two dissimilar thing* can possibly be. All the great French fes tivals are celebrated on Bunday ; and it is the day when the largest crowds can be attracted, and when the public, by turning out in large numbers, make those great displays for wbieh Paris is famous. k Bsc tor ea Blet. I)r. K. C. Heguin lectured on " Diet " IWore the Wrkinirmen's Lyceum, in New York. Fie said in hie opening remark* that to get mnrh ont of the body or mind a man must adequate) t supply nonnahing food. Even a man • morality will depend in a large meaanre upon the food that he put* into his body, lie qnoted two sententious maxima: First. "Tell me what yoti eat, and I will tell yon what yon are;" secondly, " A good beaat eata well." The natnre of tlie food make* the difference between the bold, enterprising, beef eating Brit ish and the indolent, effeminate, rice oonanming Hindoo. The lecturer stated that it waa the medical and economic aspect* of the diet question that he proposed to con aider on that occasion. All foods he red nerd into animal food, regetable food, raits, condiment* and beverages. The beet and moat profitable food be pronounced to be that which best nour ishes the tissue* of the body and gives the digestive organs the least amount of work to do. Meats, roasted—for be strongly *'enounced boiled and fried meats—he pronounced to be emphatic ally the best food, although milk con tsined all the elements necessary for the indefinite support of life. Much de pended also, upon the mode of cooking. The following law ami law N, Mien from the records of the Mew Haven colony in 1660 ere strange reeding in three time*. The atetnte saye : " Who ever ah all inveigle or drew the affection a of any maide or matdeservant, either for himaelf or other*, with oat 6rat gain ing the connect of her parents, ahal] Eto the plantation for the Brat of m, 40a.; for the aeoood, £4; fee the third, shall be imprisoned or oorpotally punished.** Under this law, at a court held in Mar, 1600, Jfaooheth Marline and Sarah TntUe were prosecuted for " setting down on e cheat* together, his arme abo at her waistesad her ami npon his ahonlder or about his neck, and continuing in that amfnl posture about half an hour, in which tune he kyaeed her and she kyssed him, or they kyaeed one ano'ber, as ye witnesses teetified." Items ef latmrt. A grate want—Coal. Alwayi awake—A Teasel's track. •Alaska ODvers M9,029,00 sores. A snitable dower for a widow—A widower. Prussia has 25,724,104 inhabitants and 8,228 physicians. Cauliflower by any other name it would smell as sweet. Ninety-six murderers were banned is the United Htates last year. A handsome pair of slippers—Two pretty girls sliding on the ice. The nose in red, the lips are bine; the weather is oold, and so are you. Eight tons of paper are used daily in the manufacture of paper collars, A schooner's crew resemble ihe bakers of ship bread, when they make a hard Lack. Garlic is said to be a sorareign reme dy for gout. There is no remedy for garlic. Let a man overcome anger by lore, evil by good, the greedyby liberality, the liar by truth. Happiness can be bnilt on virion alone, and most of necessity have truth for its foundation. The nails of ancient Egypt were usu ally of bronze. Iron nails have mostly perished with rust. With all the fluctuations in pig iron and axle grease, ohewmggnm stillkeeps np at the old figure. The British postoffloe has in its em ploy about 45,000 persona, including the telegraph department. More timber is naad under ground is the (lomstock mine than has been em ployed in the construction of Han Fran cisco. Every person has two ednoatioM— one which he reoeives from others, and one more important, which he gives himself. The disease of men is neglecting to weed their cwn fields and burring themselves with weeding the fiekla of other people. A friendship that makes the least noise is very often the most useful ; for which re iaon I should prefer a prudent friend to a zealous one. Home one says that nothing is healthy that is fried. This is probably sc. Even Fri'day is unheal thy—for eon victed murderers. A clock is being exhibited at Pans which fires a shot every hour. Home body says that its great" practical utili ty is '• to kill time." When a pair of skates gets to going faster than the lad who wears them, the boy will almost invariaby sit down in s very spiteful manner. " Pants for $5 ?" said s seedy-looking j man, reading a sign in the window of a rlothiog store he was passing. "Ho do 11. I never panted so for 15 in all mv j life." - An Idaho editor proposes to nail another editor's " vulnerable hide to the wall, and make it look like a wood chuck-skin on a country barndoor in heao time." A country lad says his Uncle I Leu made s scarecrow so (rightful that one of the black-feathered thieves went and brought back all the corn be bad stolen during the six previous days. Lady : " How much is this s yard t** Clerk : Three dollars and a half. It m an elegant material—donble : it can be worn both sides. If von tenr one side you've only to torn it on the other side. In Belgium, if a candidate dies be ts ecu the day of his nomination and the day of the election, his nsme still re mains on the list and mast be voted for. At Hte. Mary, Luxembourg, a dead man has thus been elected to the communal council. An exchange says that a party was lately visited by the following persons; Two Miss Understandings, three M.s* Takes, Miss Management, Mis* B. Havior, Mine Fortune and Mr. Philip Boater. It most have been a happy gathering. We do not ask any dead sunt to leave ns (50,000, bnt we should like to have some of the dead men about town drop in with a little advertising. When a dead man begins to advertise it is a sure sign be is approaching the resur rection. StiUwrfrr Lumberman. Hpolling matches are very demorslit ing. Jones had been to one the might before. Hia wife is awakened during the early morning by some noise below stairs. "John I John I burglars," she called, shaking him. "Kumars b-u-r-g-l-a-r-s burglars," said be, and rolled over to sleep again. fus grtddleoskMon* days have sgas, Wbou proud M*llnd*;passes Her little pitisM beck fur mors. Sod sops wn si Lb molasses. Melluda. proud MeUnds Jase. bsrtst for merry's asks ' Bias, pUing to tkoss griddle sskes. Tnall (stibe stomach oska Aad then, Belinda, loaded down With gnddle cake*, you'd ase That viands doughnut esas ths eoel- Bow waffle that would bo! —AtaSi IWJfsssal. By some accident the headings of the Marysville (Ky.) Banner 0 / Frmdom got tmnspousd. sod the next day the nuptials of old Mr. Pennvbseker, who bad married u young lady of sixteen, appeared under the caption of " Oold- Rlooded and Terrific Deed 1 " while e report of the murder of a Mr. Botta was announced as "A Most Delightful Affair." Ever since that issue Mr. P. has been sitting on the carriage-step la front of the Banner offloe with a shot gun, waiting for the editor to eome out, while Butt's brother-in-law is pa trolling the back alley, wr'ting te heed ofl the journalist with a elub. On® of tbe mnet magnificent fetes ever wi tea—ail st Hi. Okmd, wsa gina by Napoleon 1., ia bettor of tbe christening of tho kinft of Boat®, la tbe slbt I the festivities a terribte'storm earns m ; sad tbe emperor, who was at the BOIMBI Mending at the door of tb- palsee, telb ton to the mayor of Lynn*, said to that feiotkmary. "lam going to do year mitiinfaotoriee a ffrxx) tarn." His ma jesty remained la tbe doorway, and ia spite of the palting rata no oae pretest ed to eater. It was with great dimeolty that Ptiaea btdoboraadi asacaged to prooara aa oasbrelia for tbe empress Marie Loatea. Hie value of the silk and stia dresses spoiled amounted to miUions of franca.