riic Printer aud bis Types. Perhaps there is no departmout of enterprise whose details are less under stood, by intelligent people, than the , " art preservative," the achievements of the types. Every day, their life long, people are accustomed to read the newspaper and find fault with its statements; its ar rangements ; its looks ; to plume them selves upon the discovery of some roguish acrobatic type that gets intc> a frolic and stands upon its head ; or ot some waste letter or two in it; but ot the process by which the newspaper is made or the myriads of mills and the thousands of pieces necessary to its oom poeition, they know little and generally think less. They imagine they disoourse of a wonder ihdeed, when they speak of the fair white carpet, woven for thought to walk on the rags that fluttered on the back of the beggar yesterday. But there ia something more wonder ful still. When we look at the hundred and fifty-two little boxes, somewhat shaded with the tonch of inky fingers, that compose the printer's "case," noiseless, except the click of the types, as one by one tbey take their places in the growing line—we think we have found the marvel of art, . We think how many fancies in frag -4 moots there are in boxes; how many atoms of poetry and eloquence the printer can make here and there, if he had only a little chart to work by; bow many facts in a small "handful;" how much truth in chaos. How he picks up the scattered ele ments, until he holds in his hand a stanza of " Gray's Elegy," or monody upon Grimes, "Ail Buttoned Up Be fore." Now sets "Puppy Missing," and now " Paradise Lost;" ho arrays a bride in " small cape," and a sonnet in nonpareil; he announces the languish ing " live " in one sentence—transposes the work and deplores the days that are few and " evil" in the next. A poor jest ticks its way slowly into the printer's hand, like the clock just running down, and its strains of elo quence marches into line letter by letter. We fancy we can tell the difference by bearing by the ear, but perhaps not. The typea that told a wedding yester day announces a burial to-morrow—per haps the same letters. They are the elements to make a world 4 of. Those types are a world with some thing in it as beantiful as spring, as rammer, and as imperishable as autumn flowers frost oanuot wilt—fruit that shall ripen for all time. Polseaens Paints and Wall-Paper. Dr. H. 0. Bartlett, in a paper read as the Cheltenham (Eng.) congress of the social scienoe association said: " Until the autumn of last year I was unable to form any accurate idea of the frequency of oases of severe illness occasioned by poisonous {mints and wall-papers. I had, it ia true, within my own profea sional experience, known of several fear ful outbreaks of lead-poisoning among the work-people employed in white lead works, and among painters and others working in an atmosphere heavily laden with the saturnine vapors given off in the process of applying sneh paint or during its drying. I had also been oon snlted in a great many instances respect ing wall-papers which were suspected of being oolored with arsenic, in oonae qneoee of illness of the type recognised as arising from these sources. Bat when I was requested by Mr. Jsbes Hogg, the well-known surgeon and mi croecopiat, to furnish some particulars of the more striking csaei I bad investi gated, to be laid before the government, I was astonished to find that during the last eleven years I have traoed back no leaa than 128 oases of illness attributable either to the diffusion of oarbonate of lead (oommon white paint) or to araeni oal or antimonial coloring matters in paint or on wall-papers. Others have been working in the same field of ob servation, and ot those who have wit nessed the danger of permitting the use of poisonous pigments and wall-papers, I oould mention the testimony of emi nent medical men, analytical chemists, and other* who have recently protected against the employment of such dele herons substanoee. Caralveress PlasU. Mr. Pater Henderson, wall known to florienltoriats, la not a believer in ear nivoron* pleats, u listed by the Dar win*. He Med sa experiment recently of planting in two boxes, s hundred plants in each, of DUmaa Muac4pata (Carolina fly-trap). One box he oovered with fine wire netting, end the other he left open in order that he might feed the plants with flies and other toothsome insects. It was impoeeible at the end of three months to dieeover the slightest difference in the ipleudid growth attain ed by the plants in the two boxes. The perimeot failed to corroborate the eory of ,Mr. Darwin. Mr. W. A. Smith, of the Botanic gardens at Washington, , who is a believer in the oarnivoroas plant doctrine, discovered by the nse of a magnifying glass a minnte specie* of shell mails in one bos of these plants, £ and very naturally be thought that na ® tare had made thiswise provision for the food of these plants, but Mr. Heo derson watched the result, and in the course of six weeks the snail* not only •creesed wonderfully in else, but they had eaten the fly-traps almost complete ly op. There most be something in tee snails or the climate of the United States which produces different results than those which Mr. Darwin speaks of ss the result of hie observation.— Bos ton Journal. Item* ot Intereat For root—A patch. Foot notes—Organ pedal*. It an array team—An eloping couple. Polite literature—Books of etiquette. Suspending business—The hangman's The best ehest-protector—A paten look. Absolutely false—A set of artificial teeth. A smashing business—Shooting glass ballß. Musicians should have sound judg ment. " Happy to meat yon," said a polite butcher. A reformed rake—One that has been mended. A ca,-alr charge is only sometimes a slay-ride. A man with whom it is all up—The balloonist. A match safe—When the minister has tied the knot. The sickle that cuts down the green things—lcicle. The first newspaper advertisement ap peared in 1652. A philosopher fell sick, and was order ed to drink sage toa. The olose of the day is too light a gar ment for oold weather. As fits the holy Christmas birth. Be this, good friends, onr enrol still- Be peace on earth', be peace on earth. To men of gentle will.— Tharkeray. Of the 2,000,000,000, of cigars now annually consumed in the United States, about ninety per cent, are of home manufacture. Somebody says that large ears denote brood, comprehensive views and modce of thought." What magnificent ideas a jackass must have I The bells—the bells—the Christmas bells, How merrily tbey ring ! As if tbey felt the joy they tell To every human thing. A Michigan farmer supplied himself with six dogs to keep the place clear of tramps, and then found that the dogs ate as much as ten tramps. A man in Calcutta who keeps poison- 1 ous snakes for sale has a standing notice to the effect that strangers are not allowed to handle the goods. Miss X was asked recently which ■he preferred of the two brothers L . She responded : " When I am with either of them I prefer the other." Bat tbs pearly mistletoe, And the bolly berries glow, Are not even by the boested roee outvied For the bsppy hearth • beneath The groan end rural wreath Love the garlands that are twined at Christmas Udo. -ZUtnOook. At the principal scat of the tack manufacture in England, it is not an un common feat for the workmen to forge 1,200 tacks so snurtl as to be contained in the barrel of an ordinary goose-quill, their weight being only about twenty four grains. " Boys," said the man, holding an in verted match iu one hand and a dark ; cigar in the other, " never acquire the pernicious hsbit of smoking; I am a slave to it now, and yet I hate it; I never see a cigar that I do not want to barn it np." And then, with extreme satisfaction, be bnrned np the one in his baud. CHRISTMAS ova. Boms say that, svar 'gainst the season oomsa Wherein oar Savior's birth is oaiebrsted. This bird of dawning singeth all night long . And then, tbey say, no spirit dsrse to nth abroad; The nights era wholesome. then no planets strike. So fairy takes, nor witch bath power to charm, Ho haDow'd and so graoioas is the time. —(Outlet, pear* in •• llatnltC Teat was a Wlck-ed Bey. Tom was a bad boy. Hhall I tell you what Tom did t Tea, I will. Tom went on an errand for his mother. He saw a big boy teasing a poor dog. The big boy was beating the dog. Now what did Tom do f If Tom had been a good boy he would have seen that the other boy was a big boy. He would have gone home to his moth-er. When he told his moth-era-bent the bad boy, she would have pat-ted him on his head, and looked into his eyes. Then she would have cried, and said; " Thom-as, my •on, yon are a great oom-fort to your moth er." And she would have gam to the cup-board and got a nice oakt\ And when she gave it to him she would have said: "Take this, Thomas, for be-ing a good boy. But the boy lam telling you about was not a good boy. He was a bad boy. No-body ev-er call ed him Thom-as. Hs was al ways called Tom. When Tom saw the big boy teas ing the poor dog, he re-mon-strat-ed with him. That is s long word, is it not? I will tsll yon what I mean by it. Ha Mid bad words to the big boy. Then be atrook the big boy in the fee*. Than he kicked the big boy. Let as see whet Tom did that wae bad. He said bed words. Ha struck and he kicked He made the big boy ery. He stopped the fan of the big boy. Now don't yon think Tom was a rer-y bad boy f 1 think yon will be glad whan I tell yon that Tom's moth-er did not give him a nice oake when he oame home. No; ahe whipped him when the found oat whet he had done. When his fa-ther earns home he whipped him, si -so. and said to him: "Tom, don't let ma hear of yon flght-ing a-gain.- Primer Jtend, Bat ten Trantoript. • The Western Cliff-Dwcllrin. Of late, blown over the plains, come stories of strange, newly-discovered cities of the far aonth-west; piotnrneque pilea of masonry, of an age unknown to tradition. These rnina mark an era among antiquarians. The mysterious mound-builders fade into comparative insignificance before the grander and more ancient cliff-dwellers, whose cas tles lift their towers amid the san< * of Ariaona and' crown the terraced slopes of the Bio Manoos and the Hovenweep (pronounced Hov-en-weep). A ruin, accidently discovered by A. D. Wilson,of the Haydeu survey, sever al years ago, while he was pursuing bis labors as chief of the topographical oorpa in southern Colorado, is described to me by Mr. Wilson as a stone build ing, about the size of the patent offioe. It stood upon the bank of the Animas, in the Han Juan country, and contained perhaps five hundred rooms. The roof and portions of the walls had fallen, but the part standing indicated a height of four stories. A number of the rooms were fairly preserved, had small loop hole windows, but no outer doors. The building had doubtless been entered originally by means of ladders resting on niches, and drawn in after the occu pants. The floors were of cedar, each log as large around as a man's bead, the spaces filled neatly by smaller poles and twigs, covered by a carpet of oedar bark. The ends of the timber were bruised and frayed,a* if severed by a dull instrument ; in the vicinity were stone hatchets, and saws made of sand-stone slivers about two feet long, worn to a smooth edge. A few hundred yards from the mammoth building was a second large house in ruins, and be tween the two strongholds rows of small dwellings, built of cobble-stones laid in adobe, and arranged along street*, after the style of the village of to-day. The smaller houses were in a more advanocd state of ruin, on account of the round stone* being more readily disintegrated 1 by the elements than the heavy mason ry. The streets and bouses of this de serted town are overgrown by juniper and pinon—the latter a dwarf wide spreading pine which bears beneath the scales of its cones delicious and nutri tious nuts. From the size of the dead, as well as the living, trees, and from their position on the heaps of crumbling stone, Mr. Wilson conclude* that a great period of time has elapsed since the buildings fell. How many hundred years they stood after desertion before yielding to the inroads of time cannot be certainly known. The presence of sound wood in the houses doe* not set aside their an tiquity. In the dry, pure air of south ern Colorado, wood fairly protected will last for centuries. In Asi* ocoard and clothiug. This went on for some time, but a length the money left by the dear de parted was all spent, and then it l>ecame a problem bow the widow should make both ends meet. Hhe pondered and worried, but oould see no way to keep up decent appearances, and it was while in the gloomy state of mind consequent upon this optical failure that she fell into the anare aet for hor by tbe wicked youth. "I can ahow yon how to get money," he aaid, and without more ado he laid before her a scheme to smass wealth as easy as winking. They should go forth as mother and son, put np at the hotels, one after another, and pay their way by stealing whatsoever they conld lay hand* on. Tbe voice of the tempter prevailed, and the acbeme it proposed was put into immediate prac tice. Tne pair went into husine*H as hotel sncak-thicve* at once, and drove a prosperous trade for some time, the wo man doing most of the stealiug and the youth converting hur plunder into cash at the pawn-shops. He also aided the joint exchequer occasionally by forging a check or two, which the respectable pair passed without much difficulty on unsuspecting tradesmen. Bnt it is * long turn that has no laoc, or words to tbateffect, and the enterprising partner* were trijq**! up at last and hauled into court, where the sobbing widow related this talc nf how she had been led into crime by th* youth whom she had sought to hnng np in the way (bat youths ought to go. Aod what, think you, did the youth himself have to aay T Ah, the baseness of man t Why, with a scornful smile upon his barely edoles cent lips, be aaid that the piteous tale of the woman was all a lie, he had not led her into evil waya at all, bnt she had led bim. He was innocent and good until she pern*dl him to join her in systematic raids on the hotels. Hhe was tbe tempter and he the victim, and she had tenght him all he knew about crime. Now, which do you believe— th* desolate widow of forty or the ruelan choly youth of twenty ? A Had Htry ef City Life. As Officer Cunningham, of the fifteenth precinct, ws* approaching the corner of Broadway and Third afreet, New York, on a recent Friday night, he aaw a yonng man stsmding under the lamp-poet hold ing in one hand a large atone. When the officer waa near the corner theyonng man threw the atone at the light and ah altered the glean. The officer darted forward to oatch him, bnt there waa lit tle need of hia doing eo, aa the man fold ed hia arm■ and waited qnietly to be ar reated. At the station he said hia name waa John Fisher. Four years ago, be aaid, he waa convicted of a crime ami sent to State prison. His family waa respectable, and every member of it and all hia friends deserted him when they learned of hia conviction. Hia mother alone took hia part, and wrote to him regularly and prayed for him while he wae in prison, and he had promised her that be would never commit another dis honest act. She told him that he wae young and con Id get back his good name, and that ahe would stand by him to the end. In October he was released, and then became almost orasy when ha found that hia mother had died in Angus'. He intended to keep the promise be had made her. Since October he had triad to got work and everywhere waa rejected. He waa destitute, sad that evening had applied at one of the police stations for a night's lodging. The station house waa full sod ha waa asat away. He would not break hia promise by stealing or doing anything dishonest, and to broke the lamp to get arrested. Ha waa taken before Justice Otterboorg in the Jefferson market police court, and waa ■ant to the care of the oom mission era dt charities and correction. The most unnappy of all man is the man who eannot tall what ha ia going to do, that has got no work cut oat for him in the work), am) does not go into any. For work is the grand sure of all mala dies and miseries that ever beast man dried honest work which you intend muMlshA Jjr). RVlllFfg OOM, Didn't Want te Waste It. An old sea captain, well-known in tbe days of Havre packets, who " sailed the seas over " for fifty yean: and more, used to tell that in the early part of his voy age as captain, when ho had bnt Just turned twenty-one, hi* oabin-boy com plained of a lame back. Tbero was a medicine-chest aboard, whose content* it was tbo captaiu's doty to dispense ac cording to the beat of his knowledge and ability. In a shallow drawer at the bottom of the che*t were three or four Hpanish-fly plasters ready spread on kid, and oneof these the captain decided to apply to the boy's back. It waa done, and the little fellow sent to bed. In tbe morning he was on hand bright and early, but the oaptain's usual cup of coffee was missing. " Oook i*n't np, air," was the boy's explanation. " Why not ?" asked the captain. "Hays he can't get up, sir. " "Why not?" "Bays bia back hurts him, sir." " Back I what's the matter with his liack T" " The plaster, sir." •' What do you mean ?" exclaimed the oaptain; " I didn't pat the piaster on his back." " No, sir; but I did," whimpered tbe boy. " You did, you yonng rascal," bowled the captain, jumping from hia berth, " what on earth did yon do that for ?" " Well, air," answered tbe boy, get ting well ont of the range of any stray bootjack or other missile that might chance to be within the captain's reach, " when I woke np in tbe night it hnrt mo so I had to take it off. Tbe oook was in the next bunk asleep, and I juri dapped it on his back. I didn't want to waste the plaster, air." And he didn't. It worked to perfec tion, keeping the poor oook in bed with a sore back for over a week; and in the next bank, keeping him company, was the boy, also with a sore back, but it wasn't the plaster that made it so. A rope's end was a favorite prescription in those days. Koxton Trannrript. Lack. An old effigy in tbe bark Supersti tion, drifting through tbe muddy water* of *hal!ow brains. Yes, image though it be, there arc natives dwelling on tbe shore of common sense who Tenerate it equal to the poor Chinese with their heathen gods. Home vain astronomers (who think they are Heracbel'a brothers) viewing it through their dim telescope of thought, pronounce it to be two fixed stars, good lack and bad lack. Hilly philosophers have decided it to be a gem of untold value. Miserable fatalist* regard it as an immovable rock either of danger or of protection. Laxy mortals call it an angel in diaguiae about to minister to their wants as they idly stroll along the beach of life. The ignorant are certain it's s land fertiliser, to be spread over the ground of event* from which may spring every plant qf occur rence. Others vow it to be a faitHnl dog, that will come and go, wagging its tail at every angle of circumstance. And now what is it, this luck, chanoe or fate ? It is no bird to fly in and ont of homes. No guilty creature, if it baa been cursed at. It is only s poor scare crow for the fields of the mind, to frighten and chest as silly creatures ont of the land of faith and promise, or bet ter still a will-o'-tbe-wiap, which gives light and hope to tbe benighted traveler only to lure him farther from the beaten track of reason.— Carrie Kami rex. Frsg* that Warbled. Daniel Denton, in 1670, wrote a " De- I scription of New York " which almoat i rivals that of tbe auctioneer who found | one flaw in a splendid country place be | was selliug—thst the scent of the roses overpowered you, and the nightingales sometimes kept you awake o' night*: " In May yon shall see the woods and flclda so curiously bedecked with rosea and an innumerable multitude of delight i fal flowers that you may behold nature | contending with art, and trying to eqnal if not exceed, many garden* in F.egland. Diver* aorta of ringing birds, whose I chirping note* salute the eara of travel ; era with an harmonious discord, and |in every pond and brook, green, 1 gilded frogs, who, wartding forth their untuned tunes, strive to bear part in this music. Hare you need not trouble tbe shamble* for meat, DOT baaer%nor brewers for beer and bread, nor run to a linen draper for a supply of cloth. If there be any terrestrial J Canaan 'ti* surely here." It hardly needs to be aaid that Dan ton'a " Description of New York " waa "published with a view of attracting emigration to that provinoe." Tee Sack Appetite. " And did you ever aaa tbe like* of it r she called out aa aha ran around the corner after • policeman. " What's the trouble now f be asked. " Why, first the home caught fire; then our boy William broke hie leg ; then our boy Tboma* got in jail, and theu my busbaud began to tail in health."]! " Anything more—is he dead f [ " Not dead, Mr, bat he might aa wall be. The doctor waa around yesterday aod gave him something to brighten hia appetite, tod he i this minute smash ing the oook stove because he'i ee hungry aa a bear aod w* haven't even cold potato* in th* hour* | I'd like to have d"gttn* aucnt rrestville, Wis., cn a government | rem 1 va'-iou, The United State* agwt j In charge of this reservation reports I that nearly 2,000 of these 6,000 can I read and write ; that they have twenty nine day and two manual labor schools, and that they cultivate their land aa diligently that they pay all the ex penses of their living. They are re ported aa advancing in church discipline, growing in temperance and making ! rapid progress toward a complete ctvdl ! zatkm. Tby are not the old Iroquois ' in spirit or courage or adventure ; bet I they may yet play a part in avilizatmn j quite as worthy of their lineage ar ttaat I of tbe warriors who bunted and ravaged | np and down tbe Mohawk valley during | tbe revolution. One popular delusion I respecting them—that they are rapidly . dying out—has been quite thoroughly i rredlcsted from tbe public mind. If la | those of the six nations who are on thia I reservation we add the Oaeadian de j scendanta of the famous confederacy, we have a number nearly if not quite m large aa tbe total census of tbe lroqecia at the time when they were the mast— and tbe conquerors of the continent Kerosene as tftphtheria Cere. A gentleman writes to the Prattsbn* Republican of a family there named Light, who recently moved thence tram this city: "Mrs. Light said to soma of the neigh bore that previous to moving here she had an attack of diphtheria ami cured beraelf by tbe use of kerosene oS an a gargle; che also swallowed so—; but tbe remedy was ao simple that onr ottkaeus didut think aay thfc* of It and five of Joseph JeU*y's children were taken down with the diphtheria. IMb throats bream# swollen and eankerni terribly. Mrs. Jellcy tout after bar neighbor,{Mrs. XilMt, who had lately lost a ecu by the disease, to nmrtcbi whether it waa really diphtheria or not Mrs. MilUette pronounced U diphtheria la a very dangerous form. Mr*. Jalhf •aid she would was Mrs. Light* remedy -kerosene oil—which Mm #"• bm children aa a gargle; aloe had than •wallow MM. Tbe children recovered rapidly, and in a few days were oaten the street, * Four other crew were in like manner raaoeesfuliy trailed. Genuine German silver ia 40} parts capper. 811 parts nickel, *5 parts rina ,e,le .