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Philadelphia, Wrdnridar, December 21, 1921 THE BRIDGE COST rpriK submission of a bid for sinking the L caissons and building the foundations for the steel piers of the Delaware River ttrtdge tbnt is $2e0,000 below the esti mated cost in the engineer's report must be gratifying te the Bridge Commission. The low bid is $1,000,275. The highest bid was $2,55e.00. This great discrepancy is uetunusunl in such cases. The difference between the sums that different contractors will offer te de work for has been a con stant marvel te th"c who fellow such mat tr. The contract will net be awarded until the commission meets today. The engi neer's estimate vus made several months age: The cost of mnterials hits fallen since then and the wages of labor are rendjust It'g themselves .te normal conditions. It is hoped that as the work progresses all the bids will fall below the estimates in the same proportion. If this hope is realized the bridge will cost $.".000,000 or $4,000. 000 less than was expected. If the award for the foundations for the piers is made at once the celebration ar ranged t" signalize the beginning of work en January 0 will have something mere than a mere anticipation te slrlfy. The coin mission without doubt will de its utmost te have a contractor en the ground with material evidence that work has begun. PROTECTING THE PUBLIC BICKETSHOPS are forbidden by law. et they manage in some way te persist, for the information of the uninitiated, it nil) be said that a bucketshep is a fake broker's eliine. It has n stock ticker ever which it gets reports of sales from the New Yerk Stock Exchange and pests the figures en u beard. Its customers "buy" and "ip-11" stocks, in the hope that they may make u ivw dollars en the rise or fall in the quotations. Hut there is never any legiti mate transaction in stocks. The broker never semis an order out of his office nnd a share of stock never comes into the office te be delivered te a customer. The cus tomers merely bet en the rise or fall of a Stock, The New Yerk Stock Exchange bus been investigating the methods of business of fcv ral brokers in ether cities who have been vjspeeted of "certain irregularities" and it has ordered that the telegraph wires nnd Hteck tickers be taken out of their offices. The offending brokers are charged with quilting prices of stocks te th?ir customers that differed from the actual prices at which these stocks were sold. It has net yet been disclosed whether any of the effendlnj brokers, arc in this city, but it Is known that there bnve been brokers here who have net conducted their business as it should be done. One firm is in the Bankruptcy Court, with criminnl charges pending against some of its members. When a lirm engaged in a legitimate brokerage business lays Itself open te such charges it is about time tliu stock exchange paid some serious attention te the character of U brokers receiving its newH service. NEW BLOOD AT THE UNIVERSITY rIB five vacancies recently existing in the Beard of Trustees of the University of Pennsylvania have presented problems both of delicacy and vital importance. While it is desirable that governing uedies In education be guided by experience rnd traditions, it is essential also that ob stacles should net be raised against the in fusion of new ideas through members rep resenting a newer generation. The main tenance of a balance between the sobriety of, age and the refreshment of youth, be tween conservatism and innovation, is the ideal. The difficult demands of the situation have Tieen well met in the selections thus far made. The choice of Charles Day and Dr. Charles J. Hatfield, disclosed a few weeks age, is evidence of sound judgment, which Is emphasized again in the designation of Themas S. Gates as the newest trustee. Mr. Gates, lawyer and financier of distinction, is intellectually and temperamentally well fitted for his new responsibilities. It is said that the two remaining vacan cies will be supplied by out-of-town alumni. When these pests are filled by trustees of the caliber of the recent appointees the University will have bubstantially pro gressed in a reconstructive work which, ac . erding te expectations, will be crowned by ihe $10,000,000 endowment campaign and by the installation of General AVoed as chief executive. UNHAPPY IMMIGRANTS IT IS reported from Ellis Island that im migrants brought te this country from many parts of Southern Europe and held for deportation because quotas permissible under I lie new restrictive laws were filled when they arrived will have the unhappicst C'uristmas of their lives. And it is a great plti that there is no law under which the fcteamship companies that brought them te this bide of the world in violation of the law might be compelled te contribute all a lint is needed for their comfort and their lc-establishment In the regions they left. The new immigration Law may be in Fenie ways deficient or hursh, but it has served one. (excellent purpose. It Les re vealed te the whole country the fundamental cause of some of the troubles which we have eeen experiencing in this country as a re suit of a tee heavy incoming tide of the foreign -born. Transportation companies liave ranged Europe for years hunting for people with whom te fill their steerage luarters. Te them the immigrant is a xource of profit an assurance of a steady income. Steamship lines were hard hit by tb restrictive Immigration Laws, And a few of them undertook actually te set them selves above the Congress of the United States. The result of their untempered greed is disaster te thousands of unfor tunates who tore tip their roots and sold their homes in Europe only te be barred and turned back at the gates of America. A HOOVER BY ANOTHER NAME IS NEEDED TO RUN THE FAIR The Prompt Declination by the Secretary of Commerce Should Be Followed by a Prompt Invitation te Seme One Else OECRETARY HOOVER'S decision te re- mnin in Washington nnd complete the reorganization of the Department of Com merce, instead of coming te liillndclphla te take charge of the lD-'O Fair, does credit te his sense of loyalty. This much must be admitted, however deeply it is regretted that the arrangements for the Fair nrc net te have the benefit of his active direction. But for nil this. Mr. Hoever's visit te Philadelphia was net in vain. He has con centrated attention en what must be done if the undertaking Is te succeed. There must be an ideal behind It which will stir the imagination net only of the American States, but of the nations of the world. It will net be difficult le agree ou what that ideal is te be. A little thought en what has happened in the fifty years slnee the centennial of the adoption of the Decla ration of Independence wns celebrated In 1870 will indicate the line te be pursued. There has been astounding material progress, se that what were luxuries tfien are necessi ties new, nnd many things have been in vented nnd arc in common use which were net foreshadowed by any of the exhibits then. Hut there has been an expansion of Ideas also. The world is smaller, drawn together by the discovery of a cemniuiuty of Interest disclosed by the mere intimate contacts brought nbeut by the modern inventions. Asia is In the next county and Europe is in the next street. There is an interchange of idens nnd ideals which Is elevating the com mon man and broadening the foundations of democracy nnd making for that human brotherhood of which dreamers used te talk with u wistful longing, undershot with a note of despair. A great International exhibition, fe organ ized ns te exploit the material, moral and political revolution of the last half century, could net help being brilliantly successful." Hut it would have te be arranged by men with vision nnd initiative. Mr. Hoever would have made an ideal Director General. As he says he is net available, it is Im portant that the Executive Committee mem bers bestir themselves te get n Hoever by nnether name. There are such men. Mr. Hoever would be the first te deny that he is unique. Seme of these men have been mentioned. Among them is Matthew Brush, who get Heg Island Inte working shape. Anether is Charles M. Schwab, a I'ctms.vlvanlan by birth but a citizen of the world, with contacts In all the continents. And still nnether is General Goethals, who built the Panama Canal. This does net exhaust the list. These men have had wide executive ex perience in mnnaglng great enterprises, nnd they have accomplished what they have undertaken. They are equipped te plan broadly and te enlist the support of capable men in the execution of their plans. Mr. Hoever Indicated his appreciation of the fact that no time is te be lest when he gave a prompt answer te the invitation te take charge of the Fair. He realized that the lender must be secured at once if the best results were te fellow his activities. The committee cannot de better than te fellow his example and tnrtte one of the ether men whom it must have had tinder consideration as nn alternative and Invite him without unnecessary delay. WHY DEFEND LYNCHERS? DEBATE en the proposed Anti-Inchinc Law will be resumed in Congress after the holidays, and there is no geed reason why the measure Bheuld net be pnssed with out delay. Lynching in itself is a great evil that leads te greater ones. It encourages mob spirit in politics and it must result in evitably in the peculiar sort of manin that led te the fhameful scandal of the new Ku Klux. There is no imaginable geed that mob law can accomplish. And it is a matter of record that at least CO per cent of the victims of lynching parties have been innocent of wrong. There is wisdom behind the effort te en act a Federal law under which counties in which mob rule is permitted te progress te a point where life is sacrificed be compelled te pay heavy Indemnity te the family of the victim. Such n prevision ought te be a valuable stimulus te the public officials who are either tee cowardly or tee careless te protect prisoners committed te their care. HOOVER'S CORN HERBERT HOOVER continues te be one of the most silent nnd efficient men in all Washington. It wns at his wirnest behest, backed by President Harding, that Congress set aside $li0,000,000 for the pur chase of corn te be sent te the relief of the starving people in Russia. Cern has been selling at seventeen cents n bushel in Iowa. Farmers have been going broke. They have been burning their crops because grain' is cheaper than cenl. It Is net pleasant te think of corn being used in furnaces while millions of helpless men, women and children are perishing slowly of hunger. Hoever's corn fund will help the farmers enormously. It will help Russia. And before very long, when the people of Russia have time te reflect again, it will he a greater force for International political geed than the speeches of a hundred statesmen. THE MOONSHINE COMPLEX MR. DAVIS, of Blairsville. wne Wls trained for the ministrj and wandered far te the Pennsylvania Legislature, hinted broadly after a long interview with Senater Penrose that he will seen succeed William C. McConnell ns Prohibition Enforcement Director in Pennsylvania. Running parallel with this news in the papers was the dispatch announcing the belief of Secretary Mellen that beer nnd light wines Bheuld be legalized in order that the revenue derived from taxation ceulu be used te provide Federal benubes for former service men. The Treasury always has revealed symp toms of n tender feeling for light wines nnd beer. It is just possible that some of the officials in Washington are mere deeply con cerned about the lighter brews than they are about cx-seldlers. Meanwhile, however, the ghost of Barley corn is appearing iu a new guise te haunt i and trouble all men who seek nnd occupy offices such as that te which Mr. Davis, of Blairsville, new aspires. Seme one has said and said with a geed deal of truth that we are rapidly becoming n Natien of moenshiners. In cities and out of them the home still Is becoming ns common ns kitchen ranges nnd bathtubs. Pennsylvania is said te be producing a veritable flood of white lightning. Heme brew is being pushed te the wnll by home whisky. Particularly in the farm and erchnrd areas distilling Is ad vancing te the category of favorite indoor sports. Mr. Davis nnd the Federal enforcement officers generally will have te find a way te elimlnnte moonshine befere they can mnKe any part of the United States really "dry." A DISGRACEFUL EPISODE HE IS a daring statesman who applies the ordinary rules of common sense te the language of diplomacy. At least se it appears from the embarrassment of Presi dent Harding, whose lucid Interpretation of Article 1 of the Four-Power treaty Is re vealed as contrary te the subtle construc tion given te the integrity of the possessions clause by the delegated negotiators In the Washington sessions. Mr. Ledge, whose glib references te Rebert Browning, Hcrinnn Melvllle. and Rebert Leuis Stevenson betrayed InNhls treaty presentation speech a few weeks nge Heme ncjuaintnnce with literature, Fccms te have been reticent concerning the partic ular subject which he was supposed te be discussing. The announcement that the parties te the pact nre. by its text, pledged te respect the Integrity of Japan, ns well as that of the detached island possessions in the Pacific, is followed by a revised view from the White Heuse. By whatever standards judged, it is plain that the American commissioners have played .both the President nnd the public a shabby trick. If the treaty does net mean what it was deemed, by the ordinary proc esses of ratiocination, te mean, informa tion en this point was due en December 10. Senater Iedge's flagrant dereliction oc curred en that date, when the pact was made public. It is instructive te note that the very objection which he formerly raised te Arti cle X of the League of Nations Covenant is reflected in the meaning which is new ascribed te the first article of the Pacific compact. This newspaper has never Iwcn anions the critics which scented danger in the spirit of Article X. It Is new convinced that there is no peril in a pledge te "respect" the homeland of Japan. The obligation en that part of the contracting nations if mutual, and if Japan is te be safeguarded at the outset, where de the possibilities of aggression or war te protect the Mikade's empire lie? But the misrepresentation of intentions has been disgraceful. It has furnished the sensational Jrrecencilnblcs with pellticnl ammunition nnd resulted in nn indictment of the President of the United States for nn honest interpretation of the English lan guage. If the treaty docs net mean what It says, prompt verbal revision is In order. THE SUBMARINE OBSTACLE AS HAS been foreshadowed for some weeks, success of the disarmament pro gram will In the end rest upon adjustment of the submnrlne problem. With formal French concessions regarding capital ships definitely in sight, the status of submersibles becomes the only question in arms reduction likely te disturb the harmony of the dele gations. The British, it is understood, will plend in public session for the total abolition of the under-sea instrument. Of the popu larity of the general principles which, pre sumably, they will advance there can be little doubt. It was submarine outrages which drew America into the war. It was brutality in the use of submarines which was funda mentally the cause of the international odium which was Germany's unenviable portion. The United StateN alleging weakness in length of coast line, is said te favor te some extent the retention of submerged craft as a war weapon. It is the French nnd Italian contention that submarines con stitute the cheapest defense of nations net engaged in upper-cale naval enterprises. Practical arguments tints clnsh with these grounded in emotional revulsion te a cruel, in n sense cowardly, and unquestion ably a once abhorred method of modern war making. Outside professional circles Amer ican public opinion is unsympathetic te sub marines. A plan involving substantial limitation of the construction of under-sea vessels would conform te the spirit of humanity, which furnishes the moral strength of the Wash ington Conference. The work ahead is delicate in the extreme. It Ih encouraging te note that no crisis of the sessions has yet proved tee severe fe resist the application of intelligent and bread-minded methods of compromise. It is noteworthy that in Open Grouse Season Upper Silesia. In Po land and in Czecho slovakia there seem te be general belief that the League of Nations is functioning. Which, of course, does net prevent the chronic grouch from fulminating against it. The chronic grouch is one who turns the milk of human kindnebs into a piece of cheese. What De Yeu Knew? QUIZ "Where was the Orange Free State? "What Is n perimeter? "What Is an eread? What is the origin of the ulans word "truy" applied te persons? ,'ara two Kinds of animals which lay ckks nr.d nurs their yeunp. Fer hew long a period are members of the Heuse of Representatives elected? Where an'l when was the Battle of White Plains fought and who were the bellig erents" Hew many ships were scuttled by the Germans) at Scapa. Flew In 1019? What American State has u special Court of Industrial Relations? When was the first Federal Chinese ex clusion law passed? Answers te Yesterday's Qulr In most parts of the country December 21 Is the shortest day of the year The music of "Heme. Sweet Heme," te words of Jehn Heward Payne, was composed by Sir Henry It. Bishop In 1833 and first sung In the opera "Clarl, or the Maid of Milan." Ameer Is the title of the ruler of Afghani stan. Henry Clay died in 1852. Heardings nre fences of beards around buildings during erection or repairs often used for posting bills, ' The Pillars of Hercules are the rocky elevations at the entrance te the Mediterranean at the Strait of Gibral tar. They are specifically the Reek of Gibraltar en the European aide and the mountain, DJebel Musa, en the Afri can shore. Hansom cabs are be called nfter Hansom their patentee, In 1834. An Iffuana la a large West Indian and Seuth American tree lizard, Gules Ib the name given In heraldry te red en a shield or coat-of-arms. Gunwula should be pronounced "gun'I " AS ONE WOMAN SEES IT Curiously Enough, Ne Country Hae Yet Thought of Setting Up a Monu ment for the Army Nurse This Age May Be Known aa the Age of Service By SARAH I). LOWKIE THE American women who served over seas during the war, and lately organ ized as the American Weman's Overseas Legien, had n dinner the ether evening, at which the out-of-town guest e honor was Mrs. Rebert Meade It was rather a touching occasion te mc, who, having been a stay-at-home, wns there that night merely ns an interested looker-en. It wns also a distinguished occasion by rea son of the personnel of the members present. Yeu realized, en examining the groups at the vnrleus round tables, that thev hail net Just happened te get en the ether side during the war. I never saw a mere quietly force ful, mero carefully set-up crowd of women. They ccrtnlnly were the fittest, and thnt they survived some of the hnrdshlps they had te cope with proves thnt these in authority who gave them leave te go knew what they were about. I should have liked nothing better thnn te have learned straight from some of them what they had been "up against." but they had a pleasant aloofness en points touching hardships that made me shy of searching for details. One of them laughed when she men tioned casually that she hnd net had a bath for nine conbecutive months ever there, and never enough water te wash mere than an Inch or two at a time. They agreed wllh me tliat these of us who stayed at. home would never knew what war was like; its nwfulness could net be put into speech. One ether characteristic : There wns scarcely any npplniisc for the speeches and very little laughter possible, either in what was said or what the audience tempted the speakers te suy by their attitude ns listeners. THERE was nothing tragic nbeut them; they were, en the contrary, rather matter-of-fact, but thev were gravely mnlter-ef-fact. As you looked in their faces you could see purpose, force, discretion, ex perience, charm, but mostly what you felt yas their gravity. They had had se much in common that they spoke a language interspersed with symbols. All the organizations te which they had belonged Yeung Men's Christian Association. Yeung Women's Christian As sociation, Red Cress, Friends' Reconstruc tion, Ambulance Cerps, Jewish, Catholic. Emergency Aid, elc. were known by let ters rather than names, and the sort of work that was done, the places where they were quartered and the army branches they came under were all known by short-cuts of speech, se thnt I was Jcft laboriously spell ing in the Tear while I listened te the re ports. But I should say that that crowd of doctors and nurses and canteen nnd recon struction workers who had come out of the great tribulation of the war with a still greater common memory of u unique ex perience could make themselves felt In their day and generation if they ever chose te unite for any purpose except te remember. It seemed from their ,reports thnt they had, n.s an organization, lent a hand this year new te this naval or thnt military pest, with a view te helping the enlisted men through the boredom of barrack or hospital existence, but I wondered If such interests would really held most of them for an ap preciable time. It struck me thnt what really struck fire out of them wns net that "sep te Cerberus," that amelioration of the drastic conditions of u whole system, but the whole question of the possibility of eventual disarmament, the stepping of war rather than the mitigation of the soldiers' hard ships. I MAY have misinterpreted what I saw and heard, and rend into the atmosphere mere thnn was at least consciously there. But I felt as though the gravity nt the men tion of war and its results had n significance that was very arresting. These women have earned a right te nn opinion en war that these of us who stayed at home cannot chal lenge. I am wondering If their testimony may net be an even greater asset te our na tional conscience than their unselfish bcrvice wns te our national reputation. They will always find hearers and re spectful henrers, these women, should they cheese te spenk en the suffering that results from misused political power. They have been very silent, very reserved, really, about their knowledge. Which tuny account for the fact that the Natien has betablctcd al most every ether variety of war here, from the army mule te the unknown soldier, nnd emitted both iu Europe nnd in this country te place a public memorial for an army nurse. Yet the nrmy nurses must have saved the lives of thousands of American men, just as the canteen worker lifted the morale of hundreds of thousands. Mrs. Meade, who wns the Y. M. C. A. officer in charge of recruiting nnd assigning these "Y" canteen girls, was a person of such power, nnd such ability te use that power during the war, that her presence at the dinner the ether night would have made it an event for most of us quite npart from the rest of the pro gram. Frem her headquarters in Paris hundreds and hundreds of girls were sent or their great errands of cheerfulness te all the divi sions of the American Army where "Y" huts were opened, nnd her charm and kind ness and her decision made her felt as n force for American geed feeling nnd right thinking the length and breadth of France. Ne wonder she was chosen again last sum mer te go te Poland, and up te the very border of Russia Itself, te report en the canteen arrangements and en the reconstruc tion and en the relief work thnt Is helping Poland stem the cress-currents of war and fnminc, Prusslanlsm and bolshevism, In that barely reorganized nationality. SHE traveled under very exceptional cir cumstances through Poland te the Rus sian border, nnd then down through Czecho slovakia te Prague. Her tale of her ad ventures nnd the terrible conditions that were revealed te her en the Russian border, where the Poles, thnt have been wandering outcasts hunted through Russia since the fall of the Czar, are new crossing in shat tered groups, te find nothing left of their former homes or their villages or towns but nsh heaps or dugouts; and her talc of the finding of the remnants of the Russian Ukrainian Army in a camp of 0000 or mere tiddlers interned outside Prague, and of her rescue of one of the Russian officer's chil dren nnd journey with the little girl from Itussln te Prague, sound like something out of the memoirs of the French Revolution. I nsked the man who sat next te me nt dinner a man very conscious of the present nnd of its relation te the past hew te a future, generation our age would be sum marized nnd epitomized by n phrase or u word, as the eighteenth century wns sum marized us the Age of Revolution, nnd the sixteenth century ns the Age of Reformation, and the fourteenth century as the Renais sance, nnd the fifteenth century as the Age of Discovery, and se en. He dismissed the idea nt first as impossible of prophecy, nnd then he named it suddenly in the midst of his after-dinner siecch as thfl "Age of Service." I have wondered ever since If he wasn't right. Every family in town Merry Christmas being assured of some thing te eat en Christ inns Day we permit ourselves te become Joy ous ever the Christmas tree te be provided by lecnl societies for horses, dogs nnd cnts. In the meantime we express the hope that every unemployed man may find a job In his Christmas stocking. The Philadelphia mint will seen be turning out a new bilver dollar te be known us the pence dollar. It is interesting te re member in this connection that one Is al ways nble te purchase mere with a peace dollar than with n War dollar. Which re minds ub that we nre short of a wheeze con cerning the shortest day in the year except the obvious one. itix one up rer yeurei. .y' -A-.-. GOOD WORK! NO W MY IDEA IS THIS ! Talks With Thinking Philadelphia en Subjects They Knew Best Daily E. D. B. NEUHAUSER On the Out-of-Deers MASTER minds of the world have been developed in the weeds or out of doers, says E. D. II. Ncuhnuser, n paper manu facturer, who laments the fact that he is one of these busy business men who have devoted their time exclusively te business nnd neglected te develop a hobby eatly in life. Yet, since he had a taste of the life in the open a few years nge, he has become an all-around out-of-deer man. "There is a theory thnt I am inclined te believe," said Mr. Ncuhauscr, "that all human inspiration comes from the atmos phere. It Is remarknble that most of our great men have come from the country nnd very few from the cities. Life in the open brings out the best there is in n man nnd ia bound te be reflected in his character. Net All Rough nnd Uncouth "Take the woodsmen, for exnmple. Most people picture them as being great, rough, uncouth fellows, and I did myself, until n few years age, when I spent some months In the Mninc weeds In the company of a num ber of woodsmen and guides. That was a revelation te mc. "I found them te be as whole-seuled und clean -living n group of men as could be found nnywhere the kind of men I would be glad te put my boys alongside of. They had a wholesome outlook en life and didn't knew there were nny such things tfs nerves. If every business man would spend his lei sure time In the open he would find it would benefit net only his health but his business also, for it gives him a broader outlook and increases his patience, which is always a business nsset. "Anether great thing about lift in the open is that it teaches men te commune with themselves. A night beside the campfirc, an afternoon nt the end of a trout red or a morning's pursuit of game enforces silence nnd gives a man a chance te become ac quainted with himself. There is a certain feeling of calmness In the weeds and fields which is contagious, and it does net take long te make itself felt and, If experienced often enough, te become n part of a man who lives a part of his life iu the open. "Seme years age I met Harry B. Weed, ! The Performing Seals j THE Ballyhoo Man, Silntn Clans, Stands at the Christmas gate, Ills eyes alight with pride because lie knows his cause is great. "Step in!" lie cries. "This show is for The man wle thinks and feels! The finest stunt pulled since the war ! The Red Cress Christ iurs seals." The Ballyhoo 5Ian smiles and says. "Just watch these seals perform! They muke geed In n thousand ways ! Thev make the chilly warm; Thev aid the peer; they heul the sick, And give them wholesome meals. Step In and see the joyous trick- . Performing Bcl (-'rK! Heals!" Old Snntu ns he ballyhoos Each tender heart must touch. "Step in! And pay juht what you cheese! It need net cost you much !" Whereat the crewil takes his advice. Soen joyous laughter peals. Each heart that once wns cake of ice In thawed by Christmus seals. "Put up a dollar or u cent! Ne matter! De your best! Once you're Inside the canvas tent The seals will de the rest!" They de! Upen nn envelope Each dances jigs and reels Till laughter's born! And health! And hope I Because of Red Cress seals I G. A. A Chicago bootlegger who guaranteed a souse for thirty cents get off with a fine of $50 and cestn when haled Inte court be cause his price was reasonable. Justice may be blind, but bhe knows the value of n kick. Reports of the Y. M. C. A. nnd the Department of Commerce say that American sports are becoming popular abroad. It is a healthful sign. When there is interna tional rivalry in sports there will be less likelihood of wnr of Mnnchcster, England, who has one of the most remarknble collections of golf balls and clubs In the wer.ld. He was first In terested in golf and became a devotee te the game, then he became interested in the evolution of the game and started te collect balls nnd clubs of various kinds and finally of vnrleus periods In the history of the game. He has one of the eldest golf bnlls in existence nnd claims te have every evolution of the golf club. By Lere of Outdoors "All that grew out of his interest in an out-of-deer game. Besides that he is a remarkably astute business' man, and his business has net suffered because of his hobby, but, en the ether hand, his interest in the history of golf has caused him te have a correspondence which is world-wide nnd which has tended te broaden him and te place him in touch with people all ever the world, some of whom have become business correspondents. "A man who has a real Interest In the out-of-deer will always find some ene who is interested in the same kind of things, and yet if he doesn't he can still enjoy hlmstlf by getting out In the open nnd indulging his hobby. When he is worried nnd irritable a little while in the weeds or fields, where he seen forgets all his cares, restores him, and hc( feels like a new man en his return. As I said, life in the open gives u man a certain calmness, nnd increases his patience and broadens his vision. I don't think there is nnythlng that will de se much for n man as spending n geed part of his time out of doers. HUMANISMS By WILLIAM ATHERTON DU PUY A BRITISHER attending the Washington Conference was, the ether day, relating a story of Austen Chamberlain, the veteran of English politics. Mr. ChamDerlaln was one day in the lobby of a Londen hotel when he wns nppreached by a timid man, who nsked : ''.May I "peak te ypu for a moment?" Certainly," said Mr. Chamberlain. .,,-. l .can tly u here," said the veuth. (an t we find a place of greater privacy?" ihe cautious young mnn led Mr. Cham ber am into n dark corridor, where lie ex plained that he was en the staff of n well known paper nnd would like te get the view of the Minister en the Transvaal question, which was then te the fore. "Very well," said the statesman, with a dark find mysterious leek. "Come with mc." And he led the young reporter through a maze of hns amI ,Ilt0 tjlc ebsCur0.st d darkest corner he could find, and from that point looked ureiind cautiously and then in a suppressed whisper said : about ii1-""'1' J re"'Iy Ien,t 1(D0,V "Whins e e As an illustration of the manner in which newspaper reporters may contribute te he success of these with whom thev come in contact. Commander Wells Hawks, of the navy, tcllu the following story. ' He was a newspaper reporter in New Yerk nt the time Mayer Gayner was shot am was one of the twenty-flve or se of his Wnd who kept the death watch of the Mnver for the weeks that followed. Hawks in fet was officially chosen "Chairm. in ef'tl 2 r.,' nor Death Watch." Ule Gaj These newspaper men could de little mero than hang around nnd await the bullc ins that were handed out by the numerous doc dec doc teri, who attended the stricken nyer " T& bulletins were very colorless and the nlcki.s were net geed. The stories res, king , 'c?e ns umiatlsfaotery te some of U.e doctors nt tcndirig as they were te the newspaper men Hnnlly. one of these doctors, a practitioner from Hoboken, protested thnt lie was net getting his nime in the paper, held tw he was being discriminated against. "I'll tell you what te de," one of the re porters told the man from Hoboken "The next time a bulletin is issued, you demur and file a minority report." uren" The man from Hoboken did this very thine nnd stnrted a great controversy among the doctors, made smashing headlines, furnished sensational copy for days te come, lifted himself from obscurity and became u well known figure in the medical world. SHORT CUTS Hew can nnybedy as fat as Santi Claua be u myth? Uncle Sam's idea is that a million saved is- a million earned. It will always be possible te taken reef in the sales tax when it raises the wind. Don't try te feel your conscience by using last year's Red Cress Christmas seals. The latest literary note from the war front is te the effect that Ralsull is bound In Morocco. Charlie Chaplin, it would appear, hj again stepped u pin with his face, and then put his feet in it. Une trouble with the Department of Commerce is that it is keeping a geed man nwny from Philadelphia. The Yeung Lady Next Doer But One wishes te knew if it is the bell weevil mat gives the cotton gin its kick. It is hard at Christmas time for (be impecunious ene te believe that it is mete blessed te give than te receive. "Every Step in Beekeeping" is the name of a recent book. We suggest as eub-title, "Watch It or You'll Get Stun;.", The chief value of the Conference for the Limitation of Armament is that it paves the way for a future disarmament confer ence. The.sc who quote Washington en "en tangling alliances" invariably slur ever til phrase, 'our detached and distant suui tlen." 1.Aa. ill a V.Aiinft- -if -i rt-ft rulni firft RPPiC J'Ul IIIU UUIItlll Ul mnin- w.aw Hi"" iiiff fccasonnble gifts it may be noted tn ever se many recent neveis uuvw flavor. It is nn nstenishinu thiiiR, when Jj'J s.AMA it.:. I, , U 4-l.nt- nn nnlHlfian WDO visits Senater Penrose ever does te te tan politics. English poultrymen have produced hybrid bird they call churkey. It seems te us we have seen it in musical ceincuj u... as a chicken. Six thousand stags were killed in Scot- 1.ii,1 .In-.-. 1,n tiiiiittiirv (.ntiK'en IllSt Put" It seems ullurlng. Who'd miss a stag pa"7 when It's Scotch? .. . .... lT Blundering Prussian militarism. , publishing the Wilhelm-Hlmlcnburg MM"; saw te it that France nnd Great Uritam iiIiamI.1 n.l,,,1.1n nt l nn t ll l 1 BUUUIU UlllllilUi l'l lUdUiHM. The unanimity with which Leads e business colleges declare that a knowledge J business will help girls te get husbanes proves them qualified for the positions tw held. rpi, -...-. t. ...I.. ,!.-., In lin rnmfirk 01 SH' nter McCuuiber that work is geed for boy', and danger in the possibility that : the truw ii contains may uu nihuji iu j""'( - the evils of child Inber. A Trenten man hungry in fa'j threw a brick through n window se that might be fed in jail. It turned out eiea he wished. Which teaches us, dear cn dren, that no lawbreaker need go huugrj- Opponents of the Four-Power ' Try complain that it is un-American; tuat n nn entangling alliance ; that it may ray into war though it aims for pence -b ut t principal complaint appears .te be cuius fever. Mrs. Agnes Kner lllncU, dean Mj women iu the Bosten University ?JltlgJ. Liberal Arts, nays she bees nothing wr." in short skirts but the person uu0.nXtt them. But, we urge, the PCW"'"'; skirts is net the one who notices them m5 nnd what's wrong withher, anyhow; In heaven, bays Cenan y1,!',',lln'cJi nil the comforts of home. The old WW young, continues the creator of ""!.,, Helmes, and the young grew te n"MVct, But ene of the comforts of home, j "-' b!, Is the reverence a small .hey nccera pep. The needle, Watsen i iu - was a bit wcuk. 4 ' .-CM