EVENING PUBLIC
LEDGER-
-PHILADELPHIA, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 12, 1921
15
I In the Club Washroom at Noen
By J. P. MeEVOY
rinl Breaker:
Vim like te bounce en the- blooming
Of tlic B"y w'10 Invented this soap
mnplilnn.
eced Sneaker (111 the scales) :
weight.
iniStStnoCpeund.? Well, isn't that
if great I ,
freurtli Siicnker (coming up out of the
Where'fli the tew'l, wherc'sh one, boys?
Fifth Sneaker (handing him one) :
fSHcre, wipe jour map cut out the
g; neIsF-
flrft Speaker:
SrWcll, hew's business down our way?
7 Set he Reed icr mc, I'd say.
Wit It genrn iilek up?
lijrirttSpeakct:
fT thlnK It might.
frond Spenkcr : . . . .
.! nem'er if tnesc scales arc rigntf
iKfili s'nrnkpr: I
iIt can utart right new that's hat
'V, I mean
firt Speaker (still peuuuing en ntue
kflikneb):
!ankuty-bianK tins soap macninc.
m
lilh Spcukcr (te companion) :
Yeu unnt n sireKc a nuiu, j-uu ujr i
Tinu- in the world de jeu get that
jj5 way
gcVinth Speaker (te guest):
AD'ic wdntta wash?
4! ,.
jl guess i ii ".
Seventh Speaker:
t'mlght as well wash.
Oefrt:
Hew aueui jeu:
Betenth Speaker:
Oh, I'm genua wash.
iGucut:
Then l win, tee.
Eighth Speaker :
I knew a guy WHU liuuws a Bujr
Who knows n place when you can
buy
Cherus:
Regular siun r out , iei. iuu in
I went some Scotch I'll take some
Three star for me Kiss me In, tee.
I'll betchu It's some of that moon
shine brew.
I've get a party te threw tonight
Second Speaker (studying scales In
tently I :
I wonder if these scales ere right.
Sixth Speaker (te companion) :
.Jel0, n "e'e yeu've get n crust.
I'lrst Speaker (te Fifth Speaker):
Business conditions will change,
trust.
(Te senp machine) :
Who started this thing I'd like te
knew?
Chorus (exiting te clevnter) :
O men, let's go c'men, let's go.
LITTLE
BENNY'S
NOTE BOOK
By Lee Pape
Tlili aftlmoen It begnn te rain easy
and started te rnln harder, and ma wa
In her room darning holes out of 80cks
and I was looking out the window wish
ing I was allowed out, and I sed, Hay
ma, it nlnt raining hard, Ive awffen saw
It rain harder than this, ma.
Se have I sed ma. Mecnlne it wasent
n case of a nrgewmen, and I sed, Well
eon Afee out and see hew hard Its rain
ing, ma?
xeu can sceifrem ware you arc, cant
you? sed mn.
Me net saying anything en account of
net thinking of cny geed nnser, nnd ma
kepp en darnlnc holes out of socks nnd
I kenn en loeltlnc nut tin. wlnilnnr. nnil
after a wile I sed, Well ma, can I go nut
nnd see If Its rcely raining ns hard as
It leeks from hcer?
Yeu stay ware you arc nnd be thank
fill youve get a geed warm reef ever
your hed, set! ma.
I bet the reef alnt wj warm with all
that rnln coining down en it, ma, I sed.
We went discuss It, sed mn. Proving
I was rite, nnd the rain started te come
down mere Insted of less, nnd I kciK
Hny ma, hew wet de yeuthlnk Id get'lf
I ran out for lxnckly thirty wcends?
Jest as wet as if you'd bin out n hour,
sed ma.
I bet I weuldnt, ma. I sc5. Mn net
saying en) thing, and 1 tied, Can I go
out and sec, mn?
'One mere werd about going out and
yeull stay in the rest of the day, rnln
or no rain, sed ma. Mccnlng even it
It stepped, se I started te ask her ques
tions about ether things and' Alie kPP
nn ilnrnlnv linlp.1 nut nt socks and till-
Bering Bome nnd net nnserlng ethers,!
and niter n wile tne rain sieppcu uj
Itself and I vent out.
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Dougherty's Faultless Bedding
Hair Mattresses ' Bex Springs Bedsteads
1632 Chestnut Street
Electric Lamps
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A New Shipment of
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made te sell at no less than $10 I
Cheese a beautiful Hat from the
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here tomorrow at this
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Tomerrow:
Thursday
1118 Chestnut Street
Next deer
te Keith's
ONE-DAY SALE
c.
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These Hats far exceed in
charm and beauty any
thing offered anywhere
this season, even at
double this price.
MANY ORIGINAL
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Medes conservatively
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EVERY MODE EXCLUSIVE
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Pletie nete: theie prices are
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AH hats lit former )trlrci
after nitle
FOR
THURSDAY
AT
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"SHAVINGS" IN STOCK
Mae Desmond Players Present Quaint
Comedy Well
MeironellfAn (llHirn IIeiim Thi Mn
Desmond ulaycrH showed yesterdnv
afternoon cenclunlvc proof that their
Brown
Oxfords
with a sole that you can
hardly wear through.
$11
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Ettabliihtd 1868
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Washday Bad
Enough
without lighting a kitchen fire, or lugging
steaming water from the gas range te
the tuba.
Get a Levekin Automatic Gas Water Heater
It keeps an abundant supply of het water
always en tap for washing, or any household
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Ne Matchet Ne Bether Ne Dirt
Automatic Lights Ittelf
Write for Booklet Get the Facts
Buy it from your Plumber, the Gas Ce., or any
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LeveMn
AUTOMATIC GAS' "WATER HEATER
nblllty Is net limited te ordinary Bteck
productions.
They chose for this week's piny
"Shavings," that delightful character
play which was se successful nt n down
town Iieufc lnnt yenr. Incidentally, It
wns left for Frank Camp te piny his
biggest rele of the current stock cnr,
thnt of the- kindly, phllosenhic "Shav
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'ines." Mr. uemn r
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their presence felt In quaint rhnracteri
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Miss Desmond nnd Frank Fielder
nlnycd the mere conventional role of the
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The production of this humorous New
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I $Mk The AGE 0F dress 1 1
1 gtniusef M. De May i
tell
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wr Jim
Vn turn
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the superb touch of restless
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another; in one the dash of
reckless France, in another
Russia, with its barbarous
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Beginning
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that Stands Hard Wear
J"pHE brokerage office of Schmidt &
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Armstrong's Linoleum.
Linoleum is the right fleer for this
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gives long wear under hard usage.
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