Kwppi5mfpfip iHrtTfr f'"M7irtS,s ffitlkt 'HMm&, repTO! "f. ' V EVENING PUBLIC LEDGER-PHILADELPHIA, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 1921 13 Typical Conversations By J. P. McEVOY ftJlin a Subscription set te a uauy "Jffli SUsWIy ard ' "owing Geed mernlni. Ib tbls Mir. Jenes.' Ptfld geed morning, Is this Mrs. !S?ii? Ne. I don't want any boecs. $888 MORNING, IS THIS MRS. ' 30Blln. JencB. Yes. I'm Mrs. J5"ii hare children In school, haven't ' i RAY YOU HAVE CHILDREN TV SCHOOL. HAVEN'T YOU? rSldrcn? Ne, no children. Yeu perhaps did net knew I was te "Hi Hah? . , , TOU PERHAPS DID NOT KNOW 1 WAS TO CALL? ffi$&pSWUDIDNOT VOW I WAS TO CALL? Oh call. You'll have te speak a little louder, I'm ellgbtly hard of hear- 'H'want you te cee (producing proa prea mMus) hew beautifully ene of our most imoertant school subjects nature study lfe handled by the camera. FWANT YOI' TO 81212 HOW BEAUTIFULLY SCHOOL SUBJECT KATURE STUDY CAMERA. On, you are selling cameras? T don't trint anv cameras. (Shrieks) NO 1 NATURE (tS.l NO, I'KOSl SEE? SEE7 . Oh, excuse me, hew stupid. Yeu re idling tea. Ne, I don't want any W- ... (Desperately continuing wlllns talk.) NATURE IS A GREAT STORE HOUSE OF FOOD SUPPLIES. What did you say? NATURE IS FOOD HOUSE -OF BTORE SUPPLIES. Stere euppllcs? My goodness, you Mil everything, don't you? HERE ARE BIRD STORIES THAT imfib US WHAT SPLENDID LIT TLB HIRED MEN BIRDS ARE. HOW MANY OF US EVER KNEW STUDY. ROSPEUTUS ! THE E L E P H A N T'S ABOUT TEETH? 1JCC.i!1? Teu'rc fixlP teeth? What n versatile young, man. rtAWiiiL'cher.) HE OUTSIDE "r ""i, mJUKH AHE AS ATTRACt TH E AS THE INSIDE. THIB SET u nk.vi.iv vnT.irvrtru te a STASP'O INVITATION AT ALL XliUliM. Rhymes? But there Isn't any rhymes rat. ..i.LniI"tlng dotted line.) SIGN Hah? I SAID SIGN HERE. Yes, I can hear. If you'll just talk u mue leuaer, piease. (By this time all the perchei. up and down the street are crowded, and heads nre ((ticking out of every window. It sounds like a riot. What Is the strange man waving his haudu and shouting at Mr. Jenes for? Maybe he Is crazy. They arc right. By this time he Is). KILLS BANKER WITH SWORD Totfle Lawyer Slays ZenJIre Yasuda, Then Commits Suicide Toltle, Sept. 20. (By A. IM ZenJIre Yasuda, for nearly sixty years an lnuuenuai eanter or Teklo, was stabbed te death at his home here yes terday. His assassin, a lawyer, com mltted suicide with the same sword wnn wnich he killed the aged banker. M. lnsuda was born in October, 1S38. and entered the banking business iu ion-, xnm uanKing neuse was con verted into the Yasuda Bank In 1880 M. Yasuda held many offices of a semi- public nature, and received from the Emperor the Insignia of the Order of merit, second cless. Dies at Age of 115 El Pase, Te Sept. 20. (By A. P.) Juan Fleres. 115 rears old. died here. ycBterdar. His wifiv 102 venr eiu, nnu a son ageu eignty. survive. Mr. Fleres witnessed the nttnlnmpni- of Mexico's independence, centenary cele bration of which was observed recently imiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin iiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiii Player-Pianos Clearance Sale for Three Days TODAY, FRIDAY AND SATURDAY We usually clear our floors during September of all used and shop worn pianos and players. Our factory is new shipping new goods for Fall and Winter selling. Our stock, therefore, must go. These prices will move them. Terms se low that you will net miss the few dollars each month. i bqsh r QJr Hh i.mBsffMSMiWMnMsslsM ! II Terms en These Players: $3 00 Per WVk Start yur Nev 1 5 ;,UU rer WeK monthly payments 1NOV' 10 Reasonable extension in case of sickness or out of employment. VERY SLIGHTLY USED Beautiful case designs, geed player action, 88-note, fully guaranteed. Realize the sparkle nnd cheer ene of these players will bring te your home. Big bargains priced from $275, and with each player we give Cabinet, Bench, 12 te 20 Music Rolls and Delivery A Liberal Allowance for Your "Silent" Piane or Phonograph WRITE IF YOU CANNOT CALL Onm rrldny Kvenlnr I'M II Nine HK1& (Ml EST. TOJ5avtv fOa. 157 Tlane Manufacturerb for the I.nst 64 Years 1105 CHESTNUT STREET Onn Friday Kt eniric Vntll Nine i i t t i 1 t t I t ( I i ONE CAR LOAD Picnic Shoulders, 10S. Enoeili for RVRKYnflDY Don't liesltntr te come from nnj dll turn. our naming en one I'lcnlp Shoulder l)l mere than pny jour rnrfnre. These hheuldrrs rw mrnl. hunured nnd rquully mnnkrd mid c hme them In nil hlifn. I Skin-Bad HAMS fSM) 28c lb. Large Slice of HAM, each 40c Finest Sirloin Steaks, Well Trimmed 20c Ib. Best Tender Rump Steaks . . 20c Ib. All Round Steaks.withoutanybeneorfat 20c Ib. Your Choice of Cuts of Beef, no matter whether Rump, Sirloin Tep or Bettem of Round, Belar or Prime Rib Roosts of Beef nil 20c Ib. Fresh Country Sausage . . . 2Cc Ib. 3 ids. Country Scrapple . . ler 25c Fresh Ground Hamburg Steak 12'2c Ib. Heme Made Sour Kraut Lein Perk for Kraut ' . Country Liver Pudding ICc qt. 20c Ib 15c lb Best Selected Eggs, Big and Meaty, 1 Dezen Je Carten, 45c Dezen. Finest Creamery Butter, in V2-b. Prints Hene Better45c Ib. MARKET ST. BEEF 0. 5221-23-25 MARKET ST. 5939 MARKET ST. By buying your meat Friday or Friday evening, you avoid a ruh en Saturday. vt,itfiPeer cetra Friday and Saturday vi30 Jw.wvi DIDN'T KNOW BODY OF GIRL LAY HIDDEN IN THEIR ROOM Frlenda of Victim Stored In Cloaet Sought In Murder Caee New' Yerk, Sept. 20. (My A. P.) Detectives today are trylnit te Uacq e couple known ns Mr. nnd Mrs. Bou Beu longer, who, It i bellevel, lived for M-vcrnl dnpi, unwittingly, In a room wjiere the body of a young wemnn friend murdered hnd been stored. The body, packed away In news papers, was found laxt night In nn un used closet of a lodging house room the peiilnnRCrs had occupied. A cloth fins? bad been tied ever the woman's mouth with a white Mocking. The date of one of the newppaperB, September 21, Is believed te fix the date of the murder. The neulanjers did net (jult the room until last Monday four days later. RESINOL Soefhinq And Healinq for Skin and ScaipTreubles Other ledgers said they thought the Beulangers had cone te Montreal. The murdered woman was bnewn at the lodging house only as "Mrs. Fay." The proprietor told the police "Mr. Fay" left the house last Thursday, say ing "Mrs. Fay" had fallen 111 and he had removed her te a hospital. He Is being sought in connection with her death. UNEMPLOYED MEN RACE FOR PLACE IN BREAD LINE New Yerk Church Feeds BOO Men Who Have Ne Werk New Yerk, Sept. 20. (By A. 1'.) New Yerk's first bread line since the stormy days that marked the start of Opening or THE BOX AT THE BITTENHOUSE 22 and Chestnut Sta. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 29th THE TIERNEY FIVE Playing During Lunchoen,DInnor & Supper asc?.; &cy -.asl MISBtcHl W1 ASCO( ASCO ASCO A 9- C 0 J c &0' A 8! O1 j S' S v, I: - J Afl Si A S' 1 Geed Reasons Why Yeu Should Bring Your MarketBasket te the Asce Stores 1 1 i r I 4m ixsnimiwii lOc Belew you will find a veritable bagful of bargains. Every item listed is of Guaranteed Quality and the low prices speak for themselves. Sit; Potatoes litfbe Vz pk. (7V2 lbs.) 20c; 2 bu. (30 lbs.) 75c Fine, big, dry. mealy fellows that cook like balls of flour. We sell by weight only, thus insuring you receiving your full moneys worth. Special Week-end Sale buy freely. Very Choice Onions, lb 5c Just the right size for a side-dish of Creamed Onions, P Ijutf f fj Strictly Pure Lard, ib. 12c Open-kettle rendered. A typical Asce value. 29c Geld Seal Fleur 5B It's a pleasure te bake with such Geed flour. 13 lb Bap, 030 Asce S;lnff Buckwheat' 10c Surprise the family tomorrow morn ing with a nlce dish of piping het crlddle cakes. Asce Gelden Syrep, can 9d Calif. Sunsweet Prunes ,b 9c Very meaty and Juicy. Q lbs OC.N Fine flavor. V for J W Xiargre slza Snnnweet Proof, lb 16e ?ameCrSS Evap. Apricots lb 29c With nil their rich flavor retained. Nice for dessert or breakfast. Asce Cftk (White, Chec, Oeld), vig lOe Rich Creamy Cheese, ib. 21c Aged enough te give it the "snap" that levers of geed cheese demand. itt -ly lb Butter 54c Tatte We could write volumes about the exquisite purity and delicious flavor of Leuella Butter but an actual trial is best after all. That's why we say "tast it!" It will win.yeu! Richland Butter, lb 48c Pure creamery prints. Big value. Geld Seal Eggs Onrten Of tV70lV 56c Carefully selected for their size and weight. Real beauties every one of them. Selected Eggs Every egg guaranteed aez 48 c Asce Sliced Bacen, p" 18c Sweet, sugar-cured. Very tasty. Luscious Fruits from Sunny Lands Yeu can almost taste the languorous breezes and soft sunshine in these rich, juicy fruits. Hawaiian Grated Pineapple, .imall can lie; dez. $1.25 Hawaiian Sliced Pineapple. . .med. can 23c; dez. $2.70 Hawaiian Sliced Pineapple. .. .big can 29c; dez. $3.40 Fancy California Peaches big cau 29c; dez. $3.40 Fancy California Cherries mcd. can 28c; dez. $3.30 Fancy California Cherries big can 35c; dez. $4.10 fancy California ApnceU (all can 15c; dez. $1.75 Fancy California Apricots big can 29c j dez. $3.40 Fancy California Plumi big can 25c; dez. $2.90 Best Granulated ;ar 6c The price needs no comment. asce y ib pig- 12 c V2 lb. pkg., 23c; lb., 45c Seme folks like teas that have a heay body ethors prefer teas of a milder flavor. We have fly different blendb te suit anybody and every body. Oranffe pke Mixed Old Oe an try Stjl IndU Ceylon Plain Black Delicacies from the Deep Frem the highways and byways of King Neptune's iemaln, come these tasty tldblta te tempt the appetite of Man. California Tuna Fish can 10c, 15c California Sardine Herring bl " 19c Best Pink Salmen la "" uc Red Alaska Salmen " 25c Gorten's Codfish Cakes 18c Baby Norway Mackerel 3 'or iqc Choice Sardines can 4C lbZDC asce Coffee Many folks, when they first taste Asce Coffee, find it hard te believe that such a delicious high grade coffee is only 25c per lb. It's a rare treat. Itrfnr Bread Biff Leaf Oc A sllce or two of this poed, wholesome bread, spread with the delicious Leuella Uutter or Asce I'cauut butter, la the Ideul recesa lunch for your children. Victer Raisin Bread, leftf 10c Tacked with IukcIeum llalslns Meat Specials for Thursday, Friday and Saturday in All Our 198 Sanitary Meat Markets Little Pig Roasting Hams 22c Rump or Round Steak ib. 25c Finest Standing Rib Roast. 2 5C Thick End Rib Roast " 18 Lean Soup Meat Ib 8 Legs of Lamb....II 28c Lein Chops lb 35c Rib Chops lb 30c Lambs' Liver . . . ,b- 20c GENUINE LAMB Breast of Lamb. . .lb Rack Chops Ib 23c c sneumers u 20c Neck ll 12c Lambs' Hearts ... " 5c ' C' e . ' . I 4i c e : Asce a Pure Perk lb Sausage Mude of pure perk and eplccs. Sold In cabincs only. 35' Delicious Country Scrapple lb 12 Fresh Country Sausage lb ZlO City Dressed Perk (Chens and Rnnsfei Selected Cuts ". " 35c Mude of fresh mt nnri nnr npl.-cs Sold In linked cualngH only lb. 29c ! Fresh Killed Milk-Fed 7 Chickens, 35c ,,.,. ,. ,. , ,s, . C-mMmrftej G,or, S,. J ., ,, , i and 16 Ne. J 9th Street? v 'A S c 0 kA s c 0) A s- C, e a: ?.' 6 A s1 c1 0 kA s( 't: e I I I ii i m( i in II A rt trpN C r. a T -w- T-'w eWr wwvr wwt ,nji.u av.u aeuu SCO WiWiMw'i''r --. . -T1 m, -r (n, tBll ,ASCO ASOO the World War vre In operation today at the Church of St. Mark's In the Uewery. The bread line vtan opened lout night firwlrr illrnrtlnn of Dr. William M. GutbriP, rftter of the church. About COO men, many of whom rncca irein tne benches In Urynnt Park te be first In line, were fed. Dormitories hare been opened In the chapel and about 150 men .slept there Inst night. Members of the Industrial AM Bu rcau, citnbll&hfd te help the tlnem tlnem pleyed, rcltrrated that unemployment condltlenn here hnd been evrrpalntfd. It warf pointed out that the municipal lodging hmue and ethtr agfnelM wher jobless men can get feed and shelter In exchnnge for two hours work were running at far below their capacity. The bureau' housing committee decided yesterday against a proposal te open National Guard armories for dormitory purposes. Fer Business Floers Coehfprihe CIRCLE X trndtmark enOnbarUpbttk fegTyji Bt StB BJIISIP In Hetel Pennsylvania THE business offices of the Hetel Pennsylvania have floors of Armstrong's Linoleum. Five thou sand yards of Plain Brown Linoleum were required. The sound of footsteps is deadened by these linoleum floors, and ether office noises are less noticeable than when sound is reflected from hard, non-resilient surfaces. Floers of Armstrong's Linoleum made chiefly of cork are elastic and springy te the tread, comfortable te walk en and stand en. They give geed wear under the hardest usage. Cost of maintenance is low, for Armstrong's Linoleum is easy te keep clean, and ordinary care will keep a linoleum fleer in geed cendi tien. Expensive refinishing is never necessary. If you are planning a public build ing or a business building, if you need new floors in your store or office, consult your architect, contractor, or any geed linoleum merchant about Armstrong's Linoleum. We shall be glad te send him data and specifica tions for laying. A geed way te install Armstrong's Linoleum as a permanent fleer is te cement it down firmly ever a layer of builders' felt paper. Linoleum floors se laid remain tight, smooth, and waterproof. Such floors are net expensive, and all Armstrong's Linoleum is guaran teed te give entire satisfaction. Armstrong Cerk Company, Linoleum Department, Lancaster, Pcnnsylvanis New Yerk Office: 212 Fifth Ave. Armstrong's Linoleum for Every Fleer in tfte Heuse The protection of closed cars xwith the "openness" of Touring Cars firrjU v . r r yiercexMrretft) The enclosed drive car is the type te which seasoned motorists are surely gravitating, because it contains se much of all ether types with many advantages of its own. Twe features make Piercc Piercc Arrew Sedans the all-thc-year-reund car for the man who wants everything in one geed car: (one) unrestricted vision, by means of narrower sill uprights ingeniously strengthened, and (two) com plete airiness with glass that drops almost te the sills. Add te these the "soft" soundless reef, the ventilator concealed by the dome light," the glass visor, the auxiliary deer catch, the cigar lighter, ash receiver, vanity box, quarter reading lights and cowl ventilator, and you have a picture of the convenience and comfort realized in the Picrcc-Arrew. The models are 4- and 7 passcnger Sedan, Coupe and Coupe Sedan. FOSS-HUGHES Reading Feas'Hughea Company Hit and Market St. Philadelphia Lancaster Wilmington Bethlehem w ' s 1 t, i )rif i 1 - n tita ,1 T I ni ,1 ch I fr Jl let i .! B rr I! - l) uli f ".' 'rt viij, vi &&& 'XtaQAvr .. Jm&tffm, mmti, VJi.i.