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Soliloquies, Not By Hamlet, But
By J. P. McEVUr
jlYa'm n grotcr traveler than Marco
i i Polo, uuinver or a iio. j..
"'ftfcjwve'more owners than nn umbrella.
'tAMta nedple havo laughed at mo than at
W'wiif.
I hare put more people to Mccp than
the poppy, the Congressional ltccord
and the Wagnerian Itlng combined.
I am as hard on Hie cars as a Chinese
record of a Greek bricklayer eating
Swedish health bread.
- I was old when Adam was still wet be
hind the gills.
'I,havfi attended more banquets than
'ff'ntChaunccy Depcw, Wilbur D. Ncsblt
,v ' and E. J. Cattcll combined.
I nm dryer than a llmc-burncr s wig,
.staler than a two-wccks-old pie and
flatter Hian yesterday's near beer.
an That Good One About the Two
Irishmen.
Nobody knows when I was born.
Nor where nor why
Many have looked at me and never seen
mo.
Many more have seen me and said
adly, "What tha "
But no one has ever laid violent hands
on me.
They look at me curiously, but ecem
fearful of disturbing me.
Which Is all nonsense.
For I am useless.
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I have nothing to do.
And I do it beautifully.
You have as much use for me as a hali
but ban for car muffs,
Or a horso for nn Inner tube,
Or lllrnai .Tohnson for anybody who
isn't for lltram Johnson.
on That Littte Dote Intlde Totir Hat
land. ' ,
It was only yesterday I was awaited
eagerly.
And friendly hands took hold of me and
drew me Into the house.
And searched my face to see what news
I had for them.
And listened eagerly to what I told
them.
And believed me.
How wonderful it nil was.
How it Intoxicated me.
V
How happy 'I was. ,
-But now how changed it- all is.
Wjday I nm neglected, friendless, cast
out like a ragged beggar.
Another has come to take the place that
was mine.
Eager hands welcome it, the same hands
that drew me In yestorday and cast
me aside today.
I am but ono day old, and yet it Is tho
same as if I were a century.
In one day I outlived my influence, po
sition, friends, everything.
am Yesterday's Newspaper.
Envying your friend's sound sleep won't
get you the sleep you need. Watch
what he drinks and ask him
the reason why
Auto I.amin Krpulrtd Anr Makr
LET US FIX IT
NlrVrl rintlnr nnd Ennmnllnr
Additional
Evening Train
TO
Baltimore
AND
Washington
Beginning Sept. 25
, Dally
J. nroacj St. Station - - MJP jr.
Lv. 1Vet FhllAtMphla - - 8 SO P.M.
Ar Wllmlnitton ------ s, oo P.M.
Ar. naltlmor ------- 10 2.", p M.
Ar, Waihlntton ------ 11:25 p.m.
Parlor Cars and Coaches
Pennsylvania System
The Route of the Itroailirnr Limited
Yoa can't help noticing the
man who comes down to the
office in the morning with ruddy
cheeks and clear sparkling eyes
full of energy, and eager for
the tasks of the day.
He is physically "fit" and can
do twice the amount of work the
average person can do, without
becoming fatigued.
If you go out to lunch with
this man you'll notice that prob
ably he avoids cofies, though
he may drink Posttim the
well-known and delicious bever
age, coffee-like in flavor.
This is the secret of his superb
health. He isn't putting the
drugs from coffee or tea into his
system three times every day.
As a consequence he sleeps like
a healthy baby all night. Hh
sleep refreshes and rests him.
He has perfect control of his
nerves.
Do not delay another day in
starting back on the road to
robust health. Tho rich, cofiee
like flavor of Postum will surprise
and please you.
Order Postum from your
Grocer today. Drink this hot;
refreshing beverage in place of
tea or coffee for ten days and see
what a wonderful difference it
win make in the way you feeL
Puuluirj comes in two forms: Insitxut
Postmn (in tins) made instantly in the
cup by the addition of boiling water.
Postum Cereal (in packages of larger
bulk, for those who prefer to make the
drink while the meal is being prepared)
made by boiling for 20 minutes.
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The PIke' Peak htTl-dlmb contest!
wore divided into three separate
events, according to the pUton dis
placement of the entries. Hudsoa
was entered in only one. Bat Its
time of 19 mln. 16.2 sec. was faster
than any other car erer made the
coarse, regardless of class or price,
except another Saper-Stx special,
which set the unequalled record of
IS mln. Msec
fifain
Hudson Wins
at Pike's Peak
Breaks All Time Records Except Its Own
A Hudson Super-Six special, entered
and driven by the Hudson dealer of
Oshkosh, Neb., again won the Pike's
Peak hill-climb classic up the highest
road in the world, defeating teams of
much costlier cars, driven by such
noted professionals as Ralph Mulford
and others.
Hudson won the Penrose cup for the
fastest timeofanycarin the three events.
Hudson's time was 19 min. 16.2 sec
onds. This time has never been equalled
except by another Hudson Super-Six
special, which in 1916 set the record
for the course of 18 min. 24 seconds.
That record still stands despite the fact
that time after time the costliest special
cars have struggled to match it.
Isn't it convincing evidence of Hudson's
superiority, that a car entered and
driven by a dealer, so decisively de
feated the specially built, professionally
driven teams that the makers of cost
lier cars sent out to win?
$1895
f. o. b. Detroit
Time Payments
Gomery-Schwartz Motor Car Co.
128-140 North Broad Street
Sales Room, 128-140 North Broad Service Station, 2400-14 Market Street
Motorcar Breakt Womsn's Skull
White on her way io mnrlTetearlr last
evening Mrs. Kpse Itatlneri'flfty-four
Tears old, 534 lUooro street, was struck
by nn automobile nt Filth street and
finyder avenue. Hho was taken to tbo
Methodist Hospital suffering with a
fractured skull and did not regain con
Milouancsa until this morning. The
driver of tho automobile was Louis
Molnlch, 021 nitner street.
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JAMES M. HtWIN OO.
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Wall Bar'd Tar Roofing Papar
& EHRETS
SLAG ROOFING
EHRET ROOFING &
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PURCHASING & SFOREKEEPING
fJnortn nn hnrtA nr murflV mony In
nnother form. The proper hnndllnpr and j
uiire ul nioreo nns mauo mo Biuivnvsjioi a
Job nn Important one. M ,
Doth the purchaslnff nRent and etoro
keeper can save money for a firm. This
course will tell you how to do It.
CUnacn Open Week of Sept. 2th
Clip and mall this for Information.
Kama
Address . . . .
Y. M. C.
A., 1421 Arch Street
WICKER FURNITURE
rriAD NEW
Our method is entirety
new our cost email
Fine vnrlety of new
Heed A Willow Furniture
nil stylee and colors.
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L. C. KIRCHER & CO.
Uanutacturrrs and Rttattert
1810 CHESTNUT ST.
''Minn',. rlie'rfnllT fJUen Inniee mnn
Philadelphia Office
508
Com'l Trust Building
15th & Market Sts.
v PHONE LOCUST 4765
Trips Planned by
Travelled Experts
An itinerary planned by our experts who
know the West from actual travel experi
ence may be had at this office for the ask
ing. Attractive booklets, too. You are cor
dially invited to make use of our services.
Just phone, write or call on
F. L. Feakin9, Gen'l Agent
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im , 10e pair
400 Shoea, zoc pair
376 Shbcs, GOc pair
420 Shoes, 88c pair
SEIBERT .
51 N. 8th St.
Where n Dollar Goes Verr Far
SPRING GARDEN INSTITUTE
nroitd nnd flprinc flnrden Ht., rhlls.
ARCHITECTURAL
DRAWING
The revival of bulldln will create
A great demand for men with tralninn
In Architectural Drawing. Practical,
thorough courees taujht by competent
Instructors. ,
nar Climara In
Et.nCTTtlCITY AND AUTOMOD1LE
Nlsht Claaaea
niectrlcltr. Applied
Mechanical, Archl-
M chine Bhop
Practice
Machine Shop
Mathematics
Tattern Shop
Practice
Automobile rieo.
and Mecnanicai
tectural A Free
hand Drawlnc
rook Illustration
Arithmetic
Mathematlca
Hxceptlonal Facllltlea nnd Low Ratea
Now Open
Illustrated Booklet. Hnrotl now.
Remodeled
In h nwi
ahapaa for- in,,.!
Oor 40 yeara at
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rwur BtirTICV.
54 N. 7th St. rtionel Market Ui
Itranchl Jefferaoii Dre Worka, 107 S, lltl,
UNION METAL PORCU
CULUMNS
Last a Lifetime
STEEL HEART OF
PLASTER
METAL LATH
Stops Fire
Prevents Cracks
WALL BOARD
SHEETROCK
Is Easy to Erect
PEARCE FIREPROOF CO.
1345 ARCH ST, PHILA.
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UNION PACIFIC SYSTEM AND CONNECTIONS
Every Motorist in
Philadelphia
Favorable Action at Primary Elections in Pennsylvania
September 20th Necessary to Continuance
of Highway Program
1. At the primary elections in Pennsylvania,
September 20th, voters will net on feasibility of
calling a special convention to draw up a new con
stitution, in which will ba incorporated a provision
for issuanco of additional bonds for highway con
struction. 2. If voto is favorable, delegates will bo
elected in November and the convention will con
vene early next year.
3. If tho voters then approve of the constitu
tion submitted at the election in November, 1922,
the state can continue highway work.
4. Unless this matter is favorably acted upon
highway construction nt the present rate in the
state will bo halted at the close of 1922.
President narding says: "The
motor car has become an indispen
sable instrument in our political,
social and industrial life." From
lils first message to Congress.
Voto for
Constitutional Convention
and
Hon. JOHN J. C0YLE, Delegate
Greatest advocate of good roads in Penna.
Lexington Motor Company of Penna.
W. A. KUSER, President
25 Discount
On All Used Cars
Of the Touring, Speedster and Roadster Type
15 on All Used Closed Cars
Hudson Super-Six Tourings, Speedsters from $596.25
Hudson Super-Six Sedans, Coupes, Cabriolets from $935.00
Essex Tourings from $ 600.00
Essex Sedans from $1275,p0
Drastic Price Reductions
Maxwell Touring, $375, reduced to $281.25
Chalmers Touring, $395, reduced to.... 297.75
Buick Roadster, $400, reduced to 300.00
Chevrolet Touring, $100, reduced to.... 300.00
Studebaker Touring, $425, reduced to.. 318.75
Mitchell Touring, $450, reduced to 337.59
Paige Touring, $500, reduced to 375.00
Chevrolet F. II. ltoad'r, $500, reduced to 375.00
Oldsmoblle 37A Tour., $550, reduced to 412.50
National Touring, $600, reduced to 450.00
All of the above cars in good running
overhauled and repainted.
Chandler Touring, $625, reduced to..
Standard 8 Touring, $650, reduced to
Chandler Sedan, $790, reduced to....
Hudson Super 6, Tour., $795, reduced
Essex Touring, $800, reduced to
Oldsmobilo Coupe, $850, reduced to. .
Chandler Sport Model, $875, reduced
wuuouu .jujrr o Ol-uuil, $iuuu, red. to
Packard Coifpe Twin 6, $1125, red. to
hsscx Sedan, $1500, reduced to
Hudson Super G Coupe, $1650, red. to
condition; some have been completely
..$468.75
.. 487.G0
.. 592.50
to 696.25
600.00
637.50
656.25
850.00
956.25
1275.00
1402.50
to
All cars plainly marked. Make your own deduction.
Early Buyers Will Find Exceptional Values
This Sale for a Limited Period Only
Time Payments
Gomery-Schwartz Motor Car Co:
128 N. Broad St.
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