V , , EVENIKG PUBLIC' LEDGERr-PHILADELPHIA, MONDAY, SEPTEMBEB 19, 1921 11 DREAMLAND. v ADVENTURES Doctor 'Fun V? DADDY , . ... --J .rnii'l ner. found the Jo' 'Mo the MiHerioui Garden, "?.. the Toy) became olive, and &nond adventure. Mte Utile I'li end girls ore sleeping. This uetkthev meet h queer little man Zko doei strange things.) CIIATTEK I The Queer Llttlo Man rtrbW-Y(W,-YOW'r yelled tho X baby next dpcr. Jock and Jnnct sat up In their beds. "How can nny one sleep with that b,by howllne Hko that?" demanded Jick. "low-yow-yowl" yelled Cutle, the 'Otitic i a naughty baby," declared Janet.. "She has no badness keeping tired folks awnke at this hour of the The bnby seemed to be keeping a lot of folks awake, windows were banging fhut all about the neighborhood, and ileepy daddies were saying cross things. One loud-voiced daddy offered to spank Baby Cutio to sleep. Jack and Janet heard a chuckle. It wis the chuckle of Hobby Bouncer, Jack's jolly rubber ball. "That Is a fine wn.v to make babies ,top crying and go to sleep spanking them," fcnHl Hobby Bouncer. "Spank ing makeu unuics wiikb i , ". "" harder. WJint that noor child needs Is , rifit from Doctor Fun." Jack and Janet turned ty Bobby Bouncer arid each had a question : "Is the bnby sick?" nuked Janet. "Who Is Doctor Fun?" asked Jack. "Doctor Fun Is the queer llttlo old man who lives In the Mysterious Gar des " said Bobby Bouncer, answering ftek first, "He will tell quickly what t the matter with Baby Outlo and whether she Is crying because she needs i wanking , or crying because she needs Jack and Janet had heard of the oneer little old man who lived in the Mysterious Gardon, but they never had icea him, nor had any one before told them his name. , , "Yow-yow-yowl" yelled Baby Cutie. "Thrash that child!" shouted some tt the sleepy daddies. "Throw her out of the window! ihouted the rest of tho sleepy daddies. "We must go after Doctor Fun,' tried Bobby Bouncer. "The tdecpy daddies arc getting very cross, and there Is no telling what they will do If Baby Cutio keeps them nwakc much longer." Bobby Bouncer rolled and bounded cut of the door, and Jack and Janet ilippcd out of bed and hurried after him. Down the street he scurried until he came to the wall of the Mysterious Grdcn. . , . . , . He bounded ngninst the hard stone wall, and he he hit It with his head he called out: . "Doctor Fun ! Doctor Fun ! Toil can not sleep tonight. "Doctor Fun! Doctor Fun! There arc things to set aright." Four times Bobby Bouncer rapped en the wall with his head, each time calling out his verse. At tho fourth call a window opened in the wall high above Bobby Bouncer's head, nnd a queer littler nhiikcrcd old man poked his head out. On his head wus a night cap. (More about the queer little old man will be told tomorrow.) SEE "JAZZ" ON WANE Band Leaders 8ay It la Tottering on Its' Last Legs Philadelphia band leaders have pro-, nounccd "jazz" music as tottering on its last legs before sinking Into oblivion along with tho ether fads in music which have temporarily touched the fancy of the public and passed. Cyrus E. Hummel, band leader, ex pressed the belief the campaign of the last year against jazz music is respon sible for a change In the taste of the public. ... "It Is true that people, were Jazz mad a year ago. But now they will sit through programs that feature the compositions of Wagner, Liszt nnd Chopin, nnd win express dissatisfac tion nnd leave If jazz music is played. Joseph Klefor, leader of the Phila delphia Poller Band, sounded an ap peal to musicians to refrain from "jazzing up" popular songs, waltzes and other danco numbers, out to ad here to the tempo mentfoned In the scores. Celebrate Italian Unity A celebration of the unity of Italy was held In the Germantown Town Hall, Germantown avenue and Hnlnes street, last night. The speakers were I,. Slllttl, Iitallan Consul at Philadel phia ; Assistant District Attorney Ales aandronl; Prof. Drlazzl, of Columbia University, and G. dl Silvestro. a Women's imported stock ings of pure thread silk combined with soft virgin wool Two tono novelty effects in which nrc blended tho rich colourings of autumnal clocked in contrasting colours, full fashioned and with the new improved clastic-hem skirt Light weight and of that inimitable tcxturo which distinguishes Centcmcri hose. 4.50 Men's Scotch and English Wool Golf Hose 2.00 to 3.50 Centemeri Hose 123 So. 13th St. Philadelphia New York Grenoble, Franco ZTVVsT1WVWlutTVferfur ASL.U AiLU AALU xfteh)lxi9rcxxsa3rHnisix LITTLE BENNY'S NOTE BOOK By Lee Pape Me tad Skinny Martin was taking a wwk jest talcing a wawk and wo came to 2 Eyctallans with no collers and ties and n pushcart full of orindges Uwklng to each other and waving their arms and shoulders as if they was try ing to tnwk with as mutch us possible, and 2 gerlR was standing there watch ing them, being 2 bewty looking girls, n.iuojr wintering 10 me, nay lets per ' tent .we can translate wnt theyre tawk lng about. And we stopped rite next to the 2 bewty looking gerls nnd one Eyetalian td something and waved his shoulders and everything, and I sed, Did you heer that, Skinny, he fced it would be a nice oiy tomorro if it dont rnnc. Wlch the 2 gerls started to giggle and look at me and Skinny, and tho ether Eyetalian sed something back to the ferst Eyetalian, and Skinny sed, O, thats a hot one, he asked him wat make- him so funny looking. Making the 2 gerls giggle more, and the ferst Eyetalian sctl something elts, fw I sed Gosn Skl,"y did you get that he sed he Ixpecta to ent 47 onions and 10 garllcks for supplr. And we kepp on pertending to translate wat they sed nnd makiug the 1 bewty looking gerls giggle, nnd all a BUddln something camo down on pavement with a fcarse squash, Ming a soft orlndgc, nnd I looked up end the ferst Eyetalian was holding an other one in his hand looking even otter saying, Wansa da matt? You no HKe my langwidge? Heck, lets go, srd Skinny. lch we did, wawklng away with n "Pree-ion as if wo was jest going to jawk away en) how but feeling kind of pinny on our backs on account of not ""jl-weather he was going to throw tie 2nd orlndge or not. Wich he dldcut. CARNIVAL FOR HOSPITAL EA carnival will bo opened on tho .1ds ,(,St- ABnos' Hospital, nt m V" McKean Ktrects this eve t 5.?n? c?nHnio until Saturday night i "Id the building f,m,i nf Ul0 mlriiC8- I- ' t5V ." is now ncaring complo- .i. Asnes' Is under tho direction 1 ..SI!,tM of 8t- l-'rnnciH. The !??" ntendent, Sister Gcorgiana, or lanlted the carnival. Walter Dorscy hm? aLrmnn f Hie committco in charge, jwith Bernard L. Connor n secretary. !... plt,nl hoptH t0 ,nnl0 this the hVifi i "?? mos.t "ucceasful nffulr ever 'd in aid of the hospital. Fruit Baskets Ornamented with composition fruits $7 to $12 Wright Tyndale & vanRoden 1212 Cke.tnu't Strttt ' lj STORES CO. M 117UimilflLyJiiLXfiwr. ASCO ASCO A5CO 6iiXijft&iLT Tried and Tested The test of time is as infallible as any particularly as regards a busi ness house. Our present tremendous chain of .Grocery Stores and Meat Mar kets is tho result of more than a third of a century of constant, never-failing service. We have stood the test of time the public has tried us and by their endorsement we have grown. Our business policies are not myths not un tried experiments waiting to be proved our methods and policies are KNOWN to the public and endorsed by the public that is why we enjoy the distinc tion of leadership in the grocery and meat field today. When you walk into an Asco Store, you knoio you are going to receive "good goods at low prices." Gold Seal Flour . 29 The very highest grade flour milled. Your bread, cake and pies will always be a success when you use Gold Seal Flour. Gold Seal Flour, 12'lb- bg 65c Asco Baking Powder, "" 5c, 9c, 17c Tasty 'Desserts Acn Corn Starch pkr. To Fruit midline pic. Do rer Tapioca lb lOo Initantanraaa Tnoloca. nkc lie Am Jelly Powder..., ik Oc Btet lb OA-So-lOe f Jltrttme Coke 1 O 1 Flonr..etu t A2rkC t Oyster Fixings OrterttM pkK fie Aoco nrrn Crnmlm . . . pkc 10r Auto Cracker Mrnl....pk( 10e Trenton Cracker lb IRr Crluro rnn 18c mre Catnnp, hot tci 3 for 28c Best jfC Gran. M?tlb Sugary We are continuinc this special, so that our customers may have their full requirements. Jams and Jellies Pure Jellle k1hm 10c Routhirnrk Jams Jr IBc Temtor rrexrrYes jnr JSc Pare Apple Hntter. .. .run lte Del Monte Jumi eon 15o Del Mont Marmalade, can 15c I KIIMIMIII 4 Our Bni Matehea. bl( box 4iej For Wash Day Aeo Ammonia hot flc Alien Illulnc bnt 7c Ile.t Starch Ilj 7c nino 3 pkr for 20i Tab (the wonder worker), lip FeU or P Si O Nap. Soap, Ottn -uta v" MA Butter lb 54 Taste itl Its exquisite purity and delicious flavor put it in a class by itself. Taste it and you'll know why lovers of good butter call it "the finest Butter in America!" Richland Butter, n- 48c Pure creamery prints. Big value. Gold Seal Eggs OAKTOH OF TVTEIiVB 50 inerea a "best" In everything, nnd our customers who are using Gold Seal Eggs regularly know that in eggs, it'o Gold Seal. Fine, big, meaty beauties. Selected Eggs Dor. 43c We guarantee every egg to give entire satisfaction. Beit White (3i i PJt. lbs) Potatoes 1212 U pk. (7 lbs.) 25c ( bu. (30 lb..) $1 It's a plensuro to eat such fine, dry, menly potatoes. They coolc Ilka balls of flour. &SCO Coffee lb It's the "second cup" drlnlt one cup never seemH enough. It's no rood Sanaparilla botl O 1 , Ginger Ale L 12 C I Root Beer J $1.45 doz. Bar a docen nniortod. Pure Grape Juice, pt bot A very nourlihlnir and nomleal thlrt-quencher. 23' Pteserving & Pickling Needs Mason Qnart Jars... doz 79c Mason JPlnt Jars doz C9o Tar Tops aos 30o Jally Tumblers dos 40c Jar Bnbbers, two Up, doz Oc Parowax lb vtg 10c Afloo Older Vlneirar. . .hot lOo Asco W. D. vlneirar. .bot 12o WTilte DUttl'd Vinegar, Qt Oo Par Older Vlnetrar. . . ,qt 12o Ilawaiian Sliced Pineapple can 23c-29c Sweet and luicloost Haw, OrrUeU rincpple.ml.can 11 Fancy Calif. rine flavor, Itei. IDtCtor Bread 6 Big IiOOf There's health in every crumb of this food wholesome bread, for It contains thoso ele ments most needed by the human body. Victor Raisin Bread, loaf, 10c racked with IuscIoub ralnlnsl - , i mco Prunes " 9c II lc value (8 Ilxi. tSe) 17e Trune .cat to 13o lb. U-Ib pis- Teas 12c V4-IB pkB 23c lb 45c Toull find that partloular "taste" yoa like blends" n 0f 0Ur flV8 dc'etabla onuuro Pekoe Mixed Old Oonntry Btyu Plain Black India Ceylon TUESDAY SPECIAL :a Chain tnnflpr' mpfifa Hint vnn An inv pnfinrr nml lr... ,, ii..i , .. Jf o hurt the pocketbook thnt is what you find in the Asco Sanitary Meat, Markets. tc - ne sure to visit one 01 our luumuia io get .tne oonent of our snecial low ff-U prices for our Tuesday Special Sale, held every Tuesday. Any of our grocery clerks will gladly tell you where our Market nearest to your homo is located TUESDAY ONLY Smoked Boneless Butts 26c Large quart jar Swift's Premium Cooked Boneless Pigs' Feet 55c I Fresh Beef Liver, lb 10c Lean Salt Pork, lb- 14c Lebanon Bologna wi.oi.orH.irw.oM) iD. 20c Lean Soup Beef, ,b 8c Large Cans Krout, 14c tar Our big n Combination Grocery and Meat Market, at 14" and IB .North lath C JZ 0 aaa f . aV.fA oaaA CAH MakaAaaat 1 L A B.3 t a m .'1 - " n BLiuaM m inra aras uuiii m mmr uua Luaiuiusia in iiiiii a-irrmra,rvM ja.a jiv. ft Mr"f"' " " I rr....r.. innmranpoo, WANAMAKERyS 1 .WANAMAKER'S I WANAMAKERS 1 Wanamaker' s Down Stairs Store Center Aisle ties Opp Women's Imported Gray Suede Gloves $1.15 Fino gloves that have dropped nway below last year's price. They aro full pique sewn and havo smart four-row crochet-embroidered backs In self color. Two-clasp style. GOO pair only. Alf sizes. Attractive Crinkly Crepe Bloomers, 85c Nice, full ones, with clastic at tho belt and knee. Finished with a narrow blue ribbon or bluo stitching. 400 White Muslin Petticoats Are 50c Now special purchase just un packed. Soft muslin with cm broidery ruffles. Extraordinary at 50c. Cambric Nightgowns, $1 In flesh and white; cut on full lines, with dainty pink or blue briar-stitching and shirring. A few aro trimmod with embroidery. Flannelet Nightgowns, $1 Wide, roomy ones of heavy pink-and-whito and bluc-and-whito striped flannelet. V-necks, double yokes and buttons down the front. Pink Satin Corsets Wonderful at $2 Pretty topless affairs for dances and sports. Lightly boned at the sides but with well-boned front. Elastic at tho waistband. Half Dozen Kinds of Bandeaux, 30c Madras, marquisette, poplin and crash in white or pink with shoulder straps and light boning. Fastening in either front or back. Japanese Silk Slippers, 85c A new low price for these quilted silk Japanese slippers, with attractive embroidery in contrasting colors. Soft canvas soles. Yellow, Copenhagen blue, purple, gray and rose. Sizes 4 to 7. Snowy Dotted Swiss 35c Yard The most satisfactory and suit able material for bedroom, bath room and kitchen curtains. Great variety of woven pat terns small, medium and large dot, block, fleur de lis and others. 3G inches wide. Bags of Real Pin Seal, $3 Good-looking black affairs lined with silk poplin. Plain with a silver-finished top and pouch shaped with leather top. Remarkable Voile Blouses, $1.25 Soft, frilly ones with roll col lars and square or V necks, trimmed with tucks nnd Valen ciennes or imitation filet laco. All sizes. Ginghams for Autumn School Frocks, 18c Heavy gingham for kiddies' school frocks. Solid colors, two tone checks and gay plaids. 26 inches wide. Black Sateen Petticoats, $1 Made of heavy black sateen with two styles of tucked flounces. New Tunic Blouses Have Arrived $8.90 Fashion's very newest achievement is the tunic blouse and, as it is as prac tical as it is charming, a great success is predicted for it. It is full skirt length, slit almost to the waistline at the sides with a slight fullness over the hips. The round neck, short kimono sleeves and the skirt are bound with plain or novelty silk braid. In black, navy or brown crepe de chinp and in black or navy satin or serge. (Market) Doris Petticoats are exactly right to wear with these tunics, as they have per fectly straight lines nnd no ruffles. In navy blue or black messaline, with 22-inch hems, Doris petticoats are $6. (Central) Sale of Women's and Children's Underwear and Hosiery Every piece of underwear, every pair of hosiery, is Wana maker quality, seasonable and desirable from every point of view. Women's Vests 18c, 3 for 50c, for finely ribbed cotton bodice-top vests of first quality in sizes 36 to 44. 20c for pink or white vests with the plain band finish that so many women prefer. They are of ribbed cotton, in regular and extra sizes. Seconds, but the imperfections are slight. 25c for white cotton vests with fancy lace tops. Regular sizes. Women's Union Suits 50c for first-quality ribbed cotton union suits in bodice-top and low-neck sleeveless styles with plain or lace knees. Regular and extra sizes. $1 for Swiss-ribbed union suits, knee or ankle length, in all regular sizes. Jersey Silk Vests at $2.15 Women's bodice-top vests of excellent quality pink silk jersey have ribbon shoulder straps. Bloomers at $2.65 Bloomers of the same quality pink silk jersey, to match, aro generously cut, well reinforced and have elastic at the waists and knees. 1200 Pair of Women's Lisle Stockings at 25c Pair Mercerized lisle stockings, with seams in back and rein forced feet and garter tops, are in black, navy, Cordovan, gray, smoke, champagne and white. Women's Silk Stockings, 75c Pair Plain nnd fancy silk stockings that are classed as seconds because of very slight imperfections, and fancy fiber silk stock ings of first quality aro in black, Cordovan, white and Russia calf. They are seamed in back, and many of the drop-stitch and other effects are those that women want most at this time. Children's School Stockings at 25c a Pair (Center MMe Shiny, Black Cire Ribbon in All Width It's the smartest trimming for new frocks, blouses and hats nnd can be had in nil widths from 'At inch-at 17c to QlA inches nt $1.90 a yard. Also several usoful widths ii) navy bluo and brown. (Central) 1 . Boys' Heavy Shoes for Ail-Around Wear Special at $3.90 Sizes 1 to 5io. The leather is a thick, tough, dull brown and the shoes are made in blucher style with heavy welted soles. Just the shoes for boys to wear to school in all weather and for outdoor play all Winter. (Onllerr, Market) What Stacks of Middy Blouses for School Girls! All kinds of moddies, from the plain white ones for gymnasium work to quite elaborate ones, trimmed with braid, gay red ties and embroidered emblems. Both tho straight stylos and thoso with a turned-up hem. $1, S1.50, S2 to $2.50. Navy bluo serge skirts, pi on ted on to white bodies, aro designed especially to wear with middies. Sizes 6 to 14 years at $2.75. (Market) Blankets for Baby at $1.25 Warm bright little blankets, especially for baby, aro in pink or blue with teddy bears, bunnies, flowers or clephnnts for baby fingers to play with. They aro 30x40 inches, reversible and finished with scalloping. Hand-Quilted Silk Comfortables, $3.50 to $7 From Japan, the land of ex quisite needlework, come tho prettiest and least expensive quilts in years. There are both carriago and crib sizes covered with Japanese silk or satin, in pink or blue. Some are beautifully embroid ered in pastel tints and others are hand-quilted in designs. Baby Buntings of the same soft, delightful quilting are $4 to $8.75. (Central) Interesting Handbags With New 6-Hinged Tops The new metal 6-hinged top is convenient as well as interest ingly new. It gives a handbag a wide opening, which women ap preciate. 3 Different Kinds of Bags That Have It $3 for handbags of calfskin pressed in alligator pattern, in gray or tan. S3.50 for black patent lenther or finely grained Persian lamb handbags. $3 for handbags of brown or beaver duvetyn. All have pretty linings, change purses nnd mirrors. They're exactly the bags to carry with the new suits and street frocks! (Central) Here's Good News! Smart New Suits for Young Women $10 and $15 $10 $15 That shows thnt the dollar is coming bnck into its own! Ex cellent suits of mixtures nnd jerseys in Autumn tans and browns nnd soft blues can be had at these very low prices. Both styles are sketched. At $10 Trim little heather jersey suits with patch pockets and suits of mixed materials with a velour finish, .lersey suits arc in Copenhagen and brown. Mix tures in tan nnd brown. At $15 This is a suit-frock that is, It consists of a one-pioco sleeveless frock and a jacket to match. Both are trimmed with gray or brown imitation krimmer. The suit is in a two-tone mixture with navy or brown predominating. Other heathor jersoy suits in bluo, brown and tan shades, some with slip-on drosses, $15 and $16.75. 3 New Types of Women's Fashionable Footwear Low Priced at $6.25 Brass-eyeleted blucher-cut oxfords of a ruddy brown are stitched in red, and the whole effect is as smart and clean-cut as Autumn footwear could bo! They have simu lated square wing tips, welted soles and medium heols. Leather With a Scotch-Grain Finish Oxfords, in a medium tan, have white stitching and a white layer inlaid in the soles, which makes for newness and attractiveness. The simulated wingr tips are well perforated. Heels are medium. (Market) Two-Strap Pumps Low-heel, two-strap-and-buckle street pumps of the same medium tan leather with a Scotch-grain finish have simulated straight tips and ball straps and many perfora tions. Soles are welted. (Chestnut) Flower-Bordered Rag Rugs at Half Today's Prices That is comervatively estimated. Looking as far back as 1916 this is an unexcelled opportunity by a wide margin! pH""iy The gay flowered borders are in a dozen designs, to say nothing of the many color combinations to ... .UBo .c m green, uruwn, gray, ugnt Dlue, dark blue, pink and yellow. choose from. They are pleasant, comfy rugs, creatine an atmosnW nf UrmJ I i,: !. .1 .. , these rugs are both sanitarv and durable. RP?n .l:.i " . " . Z-?."? on ",c Pcai remnants, they will give long service. They are reversed TtWsT everoT hX sid side, 24x36 inches, 90c 27x54 inches, $1.30 30x60 inches, $1.65 36 x 72 inches, $2.25 Y i " ) I. r, 'I' :. !. i ll . ; lj 4x7 feet, $3.50 (ClMitmit) PrvrnMe 'JiiHMIili.mj,iJr ASCO ASCO asco Asa a crn t. MWW 4, . -V, r .-