V'-5 .(! Jl.'iV"J,W(l1' fllWWQ '., . Jtf ilv. . vl 'J ir Wwu3SkiI . W eff ""J W "8'WujPuP " W'IF?KjEmSBF iWTl'TTt ITT TMkLLjMtmKm . ' ' '". '' ' " ) ,v nil: '4' s ' M it f PI PI k 17 01 F 4 i Kn'r t J ft. H'y 8 :mna Uubltcebacc n PUBLIC LEDGER COMPANY 'fetf H"UB " K- CURTIS, I'BMIDtNT Jn C Martin, Vice rrcatdnt una Traaaurer, lf1vKL'A, Tyler, Secretary! Chafe. 11, I.udlnc PiFhlrip 8. Colllnn. John It. Wllliama, John J. 5,Um, mvuih r. uumimun, u&vm ,. tjmuey, l&VID B. SMILEY Kifitof IjllN C. MAUTIN.... general nunlnni Manager fuDllahed dally at 1'cblio LtDoiB Uulldtns ...v.,Mug oijuiirc, x nunaaipnia. LiKTio ClTr.... a Pr.rriiLM n.iiMin. if" 30 MIon Ave. ZJ2$tn 013 O'o-iVmocrol Building NEWH fllMi tt?a. ISnlMOTON BURRAtT, N. C Car. tnnvliMhlt a .., tiki, 0ND0N DOTRAB ... Tmfnrar Bulldinr Ths EVI.NINO PcaLin I.Ennrn I. ...-. crlbera In l'hlladelchla anil .iirrm.ni.. ..... to. the "t?rler.lW"V0 (1) cenlB Mr w"k" M'ab" ,k?1t."' J?'.po,nt? outmldo of Philadelphia. In ?.ii"!L?! t0,V -anaJa' or United Statw bos" tA .m fcl'V pr ."' Pa'b' In advance. To all fortlgn countries one (11) dollar a month i NOTtcc Subucrlbera wl.hlnV 55.A. "EL0"?; l-'.,mut Biva old aa well as new addreii "'""k,:u M Ett- w) ff"T KKYSTONE. MAIN 1601 I KF Addrtlt all cotntnuntcaiioym tn i'u.hi.. n..i.. rt.w f.j . . . y MWtU Member of the Associated Press '' to Hie ne or rrpiibl ration o all unci 1 dP?if!,riertdl"."',U T ""' HtrKist errditid H this paptr, and also the local tieicj published thtrtln. ytil ri"!lts,'of r'PuMtcatlon of special dispatches rierin nr omo rSfrv?d. PhlUdtlplih, Saturday, July 2, 1921 - THOSE EXCITABLE FRENCH! A MEHICANS engrossed in luml mid eucr- J.X. gene work, strong, tlrelws spocinll.sts in the intricacies of business, trading, finance nnd the grueling pursuit of wealth; Americans, emotionally well balanced, free from those mercurial flashes of "tempera ment" which niUlct the Latin races; Ameri cans, with their "shoulders to the wheel"; Americans, such as have conquered a con tinent and by mighty concentration of pur pose have fashioned the most powerful nnd richest Nation upon the earth, will proceed .to their accustomed tasks today with their accustomed mentnl poise. This nil must be true, or else the conven tional description of American character is at fault. In France, of course, it may be otherwise. The French are avid of glory. In defeat or victory they arc notoriously prone to reveal their inmost feelings. Sentiment appeals to these Latins. Amoils . them excitement is easily invoked. Even n fistic contest for the championship of the world might conceivably pluncc them into astatcapproachlnc hysteria. Were the boxing affair billed for Jersey City today scheduled to take place in Paris perhaps frenzy would ensue. As it is well, pjery one sees just how it is. MOTOR REGULATION WK WHO live in Philadelphia hear more from olliciai sources about motor acci dents and see less of the well -organized pre ' ventivo effort than there oucht to be. Superintendent Mills has told the motor triide organizations of a new and mmnrn- h4nslve Hystem of tralfie regulation designed tnc police department to make the street fcr and more convenient for those who ive cars and those who go afoot. The perintendent wants "new traflic lanes lleling Broad street. Such lanes are ed. But a prior and pressing need is tern of street signals less reminiscent ic suburbs nnd the small towns than that which is supposed to regulate the tides of traflic in central and crowded thorough fares. Other cities are adopting the system nndcr which all traflic over important high ways is stopped and started by signals flashed from central tower. Thus time' is saved on central and right-angle streets alike. Superintendent Hills is justified in seeking ways to deal with the reckless drivers who take all sorts of risks because they feel will ing to let the insurnnce compauies foot the bills. Those drivers who prove themselves negligent or unlit by becoming involved in successive serious nccidents should have their licenses revoked. That method would be surer nnd more painful for the guilty persons than the system of informal es pionage which the police talk of establishing with thejiid of citizens nnd "report cards." The latter method might be an encourage ment -to mnliciouiJ and bad-tempered people who nre happiest when they are making trouble for others. A FESTAL FOURTH THE fortuuutc juxtaposition of Sunday and the Fourth of .July appreciably heightens the recreative aspects of the na tional holidny tnis year. For approximately three days the Nation will-adopt a fe.stnl mood ndmirablv in keep ing with the meaning of the birthday of independence. Even in mere joy6usnes, free from serious reflection upon the signifi cance of the anniversary, there is propriety. It would, of course, be grntifyins could .Anerieaus rise to the full dignity of the occasion and. bring to the resumption of their ordlua'ry tasks of life an appreciation 4 of the responsibilities of the Nation, of their own personal share in its destinies nnd of the inspiration of the past ns a guide to the future. Hut Americans, after oil, are human beings and serious reflection is often painful to them. If the holidny is observed gajlj nnd spiritedly nnd, above all, not burhar ouslj, us sometimes in the past, it vi ill in a large degree be justified. Tho birth of the Nation is worth smiles nnd laughter and good times generally, though philosophy and introspection be ie ducrd to an imperceptible minimum. Furthermore, be it remembered thnt the plane of exaltation reached in the average stilted conventional Fourth of July oration of old was, on the whole, specious nnd arti ficial. It can be spared without regret. l Genuinely fine things arc not done after that ENEMIES OF GOV 'RNMENT GltADL'ALLY It is becomAg clear even to platitude worshipers that the real enemies of order and government in the United Stntes are nut only the unshnved and untutored propagandists of political radicalism, but also the smooth, hard indi viduals who, from the vantage point of eminence in practical politics, manifest u complete disregard of the principles which they and we nro supposed to live by. Tho bipartisan maneuvering of Governor Donney nnd a majority in the Senate of Delaware comes pretty close to beins a dlsgraeo to the State and n uegatiou of the rules ,if popular government .Governor Denney, representative in office of a powerful nnd heavily endowed machine, is eajer to sntlsfj some of his Mipporters who desire to tee one of their number in tho United States Senate. Not bug ago the Governor, a Uepubllcun, offered to appoint United Stntes Senator Wnlcott, n Demo crat, to the post. of Chancellor. Wnlcott accepted the offer nnd thus opened a way "" to n vncaney In Washington which it would bo Governor lienuey s duty to fill by iin- jxiintm '" , i Effur tn ohtnin Senate Irntlficatlon nf tho "" ' I - -mA ' 1 ll't!iJ Intment wJre uiiM.rVfl inyJkC-i, aevernr timerf M the Phlllnnlno nrol WfKtrtlsari t- ,V the, ., ijmawgif;t of the barter nnd nalo of scats In tho Sennto of tho United Stntes nnd threats of the wrath to come were flung nt Mr. Denney nnd his friends. Tho Governor nnd Senator Wnlcott eloquently defended them selves. Hut tho sltuntlon on Its face Is Infinitely repellent nnd broadly suggestive of the worst sort of politicnl practice. The typical agitator often tells his fol lowers that a vote nowadays means little. It Is seldom, of course, that such a chnrge may be sustained. Hut the present state of affairs in Delaware goes far to sustain that precise indictment of the 'prnctlcal politicians." RIGHTS OF THE CAR RIDERS, ' MUST BE CONSIDERED FIRST y Supreme Court Seems to Hold That They Take Precedence Over Divi dends on Watered Stock rpHE decision of the Supreme Court on the right of the Public Service Com mission to compel the underlying tran sit companies in this cltv to submit to It for examination the leases with the I. 11. T. is n substantial victory for the people. It sustains the contention of the under lying companies that thev are .not subject to the supervision of the Public Service Commission, and oerrules the Superior Court decision that these companies, which were chartered as public service corpora tions, must remain public service corpora tions so long as they continue in existence and must submit to the jurisdiction of the State commission. It, however, sustains the right of the Pub lic Service Commission to fix n reasonable rate of fare to be charged by the P. U. T. This fare must in equity be such ns to pro line a reasonable return on the value of the property under the control of the P. It. T. There is nothing in the decision which will compel the Public Service Commission to consider the rentals paid to the owners of the unlrrl.ing companies ms affecting the value of the property rented. If the "reasonable rate of fare" does not produce sufficient rienue to enable the P. H. T. to pay the rentals and to pay dividends on its capital stock, then It is up to the owners of the property to mnke such readjustments as the conditions require. If the bankruptcy of the P. It. T. is in volved in this readjustment, that is one of the risks its owners took when they made the original contracts. And then the next company in line must undertake the opera tion of the rars at the prese'ribed rate of fare, and so on until the omelet i.s unscrambled or until the water is' squeezed out of thu capitalization or until some chartered com pany is reached which can operate the car and meet the reasonable and necessarj fixed charges. If this is what the decision means, nnd it is difficult to rend any other meaning into its rather indefinite wording, then the point for which the advocates of n rewriting of the underbills leases have been contending is sustained. The result for which they have been hoping can he braught about by in direction, nnd the people can be relieved of the exorbitant and burdensome charges that have been laid upon them for years because greedy men over -reached themselves in an attempt to secure themselves and their heirs and assigns lu the enjoyment of illegitimate profits. The effect of the decision will be the same as that of decisions of the United States Supreme Court in sustaining the rate-making power of the Interstate Commerce Commis sion. In the early days of that Commission rates were tied which the niilmaih Insisted were too low to enable them to meet the charges laid upon them by long-standing contracts, The Court held that the public should not be burdened bv charges involved in fiillHling the terms of inequitable con tracts and that the rates fixed by the Inter state Commerce Commission, winch jieldcd a fair return on capital legitimately in vested, should stand. This i.s in line with the nims for which the critics of the underbills lene have been contending in this cltv. It does not matter how it is brought about, whether by n revision of the terms of the leases or by the successive bankruptcy of operating companies until the fixed charges are reduced to such a figure that there will he a surplus above operating expenses tn pay dividends nnd to establish the credit of the company so it can raise capital for needed extensions. The valuation of the property operated bv the P. It. T. is now in progress It will be completed in a few months. Then the Public Service Commission will havn before It for tho first time all the data needed to guide it in fixing a reas mnhlc rale of fare. It knows now from the reports nf the operating cnmpan wlint the operation charges are and what is the number of passengers carried. Put it does not know what the total gross income should he be cause it does not kno.w what a fair return on the value of the property is. The decision seems to point out the way to relieve the cur riders of the neossitv of paying sin h a rate of fare as will leM to the holders of the securities of the underly ing companies from 10 to TO per. rent (,n the capital ime-ted A CLOUD DISPELLED THE oue ban lj i uiiceiMible shadow upon the nomination and indoi-v,,,, nt ,,f 'il liam II. Taft a Chief Ju-tice of the United States has been dispelled, fntil the name of President Harding'- di-luvuisln-i up. pointee WHS piesenled to the Senate there was, of course, the chance that Jidin-on, of California; ISornli, of Idaho; Wat-oii, of Georgia, and Ln V dlctie of Wisconsin, would blight thf event with their votes. It is not calming to i onsuler that this possibility once theoretically existed. Were William Hohenzollern to declare that thi Allies upheld the right side of the late con- flict. serious doubts of the ju-ti f that cause might legitimately lie entertained. If lioss Murph.v. of New Y-rk. wcie to pro claim enthusiasm for ciul service reform, the svstem would he well worth a rigid examination. Suppose even for a moment that Hiram Johnson had foimalb registered his approval of a man who once de- rihed the California Senator and his familiars a- unfit to be trusted overnight, what would the Nation which now so unaffectedly rciotrcs in the appointment have thought of it? Su-picion of Mr. Taft would h.v-o been unavoidable. An it is, his skirts and foil science are clenr, his judicial robes un stained. ' PHILIPPINE PROSPECTS REPOHTS of the strength of the Filipino sentiment for iiulcpdidpiicc are con firmed by tin- experiences of the members of the Wood-Forbes mission, who already have listened to hundreds of speeches on this sub ject in the Islnnd of Luzon In many instances nntivo ambitions, however fervently express! d, have been coupled with such sincere and appreciative tributes to the character of American rule that it would be an exaggeinlloii to describe the programs advanced a- either helllco.se or seditious. In populous southern Luzon em phatic fnvori has been bestowed upon the idea of n protectorate, the operation of which would bo altogether different from that of cutting the archipelago absolutely tunc 01 conn n,l-l JUL' Will. Jt .- , illWUs, 1 gnt 4$ia ap- "Into tho clrculatjV. vjnspects of ltd nothtm elsa excent you clean your Jteetfi-tv, .i,,i0.i1.n ffi!a.ciffi,.s?Vlrt i,Kht jUjYJblo. A - ' Y ujtaowfcv EVENING PUBLIC 'LEDGER' PHILADELPHIA,' by the attitude of the nntlvcs townrd nn Administration that ou tho wholo 1ms been beneficent and constructive. Hctween friends much can be arranged. THE ENGLISH WASHINGTON IT IS as "oue of the greatest Englishmen who ever lived" thnt Gcorgo Washington, perpetuated In marble, Invndes tho sacred purlieus of Trafalgar Squaro and divides honors with the elllgtes of Nelson, Napier, Ilavclock and Gordon. Lord Curzon, speak ing nt the unveiling of a replica of the lloudou statue In Loudon, Is responsible for the rating. "The English," observed Mark Twain, "nro mentioned In the Bible: 'Messed are the meek, for they shall Inherit the earth.' " Narrowing this deduction to personalities, It mny confidently bo maintained that the llrlfish Foreign Secretary strove earnestly to disport himself ns a symbol of the na tional humility nnd deferential generosity. He even apologized for nn ancient war "thnt none of us nrd proud of." Lord Curzon's eulogy sonrcd high with winged words of praise for the most power ful and successful rebel with whom the em pire ever hnd to contend, reaching Its cllmnx In n magnificently acquisitive national seal of approval. If England cannot extol the English Washington, who indeed can? The new privilege ncqulrcd across the sens warrants tint the least resentment from Americans, inclined perhaps, to dispute nt least one of Earl Curzon's statements. Compliments between nations" nt once so friendly nnd so intensely critical of each other ns the United Stntes nnd Grcnt Britain are charged with subtleties into which, nt times, it Is ns well not to inquire too curiously. A sense of humor, in which the' "na tionals" of neither of the two countries are deficient, will serve to adjust the present situation. Enrl Curzon unquestionably meant well. So do we in Inudiug Jock Hutchison, a native of Scotland, ns n product of American dexterity in golf. That which is our own or claimed ns such i.s good nnd great. This Is the world's way. Germany an nexed not only East Africa, but Shakes peare. Columbus Is the proud possession of Spain. His nshes repose in the Cathedral of Seville. He is glorious in Itnly ns n native of thnt land. Nnpolcon is n French-, man. nn Italian, n Corsicnn, according ns one considers his achievements, his llnenge, his birthplace. Adopting tho classification applied by the British stntcsmnn to Washington, whose great-grandfather came to this country in H!."7, all the Presidents of the United Stntes have been "foreigners." For that mntter, so I.s the present King of England, with the blood of mnny of the leading European races in his veins. The general theme is fnscinnting. but hardly vital. It behooves us to thank Enrl Curzon for a British compliment paid in a characteristically British way. So long as we are not compelled to return It by pro claiming George III as an American there is small cause for complaint. On the con trary, we should hail the development of gracious, if nmusing. international amenities. SHORT CUTS Chief Justice Taft honors the court that honors him. The Council majority members cannot be other than an Unlucky Thirteen. And now "We see how much public opin ion hns disturbed the morale of Dempsey. Stillman doesn't pretend to be nble tn hrenk any record in filling out a question naire. There are two nervous young men in Jersey City today, but one of them at least will get over it. Borah. Johnson. Ln Folletto and Wntson Arc they the wise gujs? Well, we should saj tint. son. Not casting' any slurs on the scrap In Jersey Citj but Philadelphia has a nice little scrap of its own. There will be demonstration in Jersey City today that the guv with hi- ear to the ground cannot nlwms nrolit bv it. The five-dollar fans are soon to be con vinced that their scats should have been equipped with tejeseopes and telephones. Ir. John P.. I)eaer picks Dempsey to win. George Bernard Shuw pick Carpen tier. What's yunr dope, anatomy or psy cliologj '! Women harvest hand- in Kansas are demanding equal pay with men. This may have a tendency to reduce female labor'ih tho harvest field- With ten terner- and ten ferrets nn Odessa, Del., man killid ."77 rats in two das. Dr. Furbush should get into com munication with him lu this city during June there were erected P.l.'t garage- and Ml) dwellings. We withhold the simppv comment the fact in duces. Boll our own. When the health authorities raided it, fift -seven cats ,incl dog- poured out of the hou-e of a Hncki u-nck spinster. Itniucd cats and dog-, as ir weie. A Hichard-on Park. Del . man has two trained toads Unit (.it out of his hand. We fail to enthuse. We once had a cockroach that ate out of our pnstcpot. There is -u-picion in some quarters that Cui'ion was pi ilnis tning to make Mr. Washington unpopular in tills country; put ting the Cui-e on George, as it wcie. From H.irrishurg comes the .story of a snake that swallowed a robin's leg mid was cairied off by the robin. Wonder if it was a round robin V Wonder if it was a lcgis lativo snake V Mother and daughter gave birth to baby bojs within nn hour of each other in the same house in Ilutto, 'Ie.v Mother's boy w ill be able to put on borne airs concerning "the jouuger generation." The Mn or said there were eight men in Council who could not be bought. Presi dent Weglein interprets this ns a charge that (here aie thirteen men in Council who can be bought. Hut it,Jsn't necessarily, "That fellow!" cried Charles E. Hall, scnrnfulb- "Why, he's no more of n re former than I am!" Which, when ou come to think of it, was com"' 'ativelv un important us an indictme Jt somewhat interesting as nil example ni self-analysis. Judgment has been reerscd in n ease where a Kansas Citj woman was awarded damages for injuries received by falling when she was frightened by a fellow (rnploye with a live mouse. Hus a woman's privilege to be frightened by n mouso been abrogated by recent rights accorded her' Mine Cnrpentler has declined to attend any theatre or newspaper office lo learn the result of tho fight, giving as a reason that if the Vesult In not satisfactory she would rather be. in her own home; which is under standable and wins sympathy. Hut (.he will get the returns promptly, nevertheless, and In order to relieve the suspense of others she lias promised to hang out the French flag If her husband wins or the American flag If hn loses. Which last, wo submit, will demand Spartan fortitude. One's natufal inclination Is to stick to one's own flagmven ' ta Ml& ..-T. . I I pSttrier. u-- - 1"I nrom r EIGHTY-NTME HOLIDAYS la tho Number Wo Havo In Pennsyl vania A Safo and 8ano Fourth. How They Will Observo tho Day In Wyoming By GEORGE NOX McCAJN ABE we becoming a Nation dt holiday makers? Pennsylvania comes pretty nearly de serving thnt title. It may nstouish some people to know that In reality this Stnte has no fewer thnu eighty-nine holidays. Some of them might be termed gala days, which they really are. Hero Is the, formldnblc list: There are ordinarily fifty-two Sundays every year. , n addition, there are fifty-two Saturday half holidays in all banks nnd a ranjorlty of the crafts and Industries. lhls represents twenty-six full days more. Then there arc eleven legal holidays; some of which nre, however, only partly or perfunctorily recognized by the people as a whole. . . Unnkjng establishments, though, go ln for nil of them. Interest mounts up on holidays nB well n on week days. This is tho list of legal holidays observed in this State: New Year's, Lincoln's Birthday, Wnsh jnKto" s. Birthday, municipal election dny, Good irlday, Memorlnl Dny, November election day, Thanksgiving nnd Christmas. NATIONAL holidays, Instituted in com-' .momorntlon of grcnt events In n-Nn-t on s history, nre a comparatively recent thing. They arc peculiarly associated with n democratic form of government. Formerly, holidays, or feast days, as they were known, hnd wmie. peculiar religious significance. They were saints' days or church calendar 3 .or ri;IRlos celebrations of some kind. This is still true of most of the mon archical countries of Europe today. France nnd the United States, mid in later jcars the Latin -Amerlcnu" republics, hnvc taken up the celebration of great civic events in which the whole people partici pated or had u peculiar Interest. Guy Fnwkcs Day and the King's Birthday are. or have been, the almost sole anniver saries commemorated by the Uritlsh. And Guy Fnwkcs Day is gradunlly dying out'. trance has experienced a good ninrir vicissitudes in the observance of her great iiituunui nonuay, .itiiy a-i, or Bastille Day, ns it is popularly called. The fourth of July in the United Stntes hns been consistently observed since its first anniversary. IT WILL surprise a large number of peo ple who have never considered tho sub ject to learn thnt nearly one-fourth of everv calendar jenr is given over by the American people to rc-t, rccrcntiou, religious observ ance or idleness. There are countries ln Europe thnt far exceed .this, but their holidays nre connected with religious observances or ordinances. Certain States in the Union have other holidays in addition to the ones I have enumerated. Arbor Day Is n Icpn! hnllilnr in .Uhm. W joining. Minnesota. North Dakota. Wis consin, Tcxns. Ithode Islnnd. Nebraska. Montana. I tnh. Florida. Georgia. Colorado and Idaho on dates set by the Governor. A Memorial Day for the Confederate dead is n legal holiday observed by Louisiana, Alabama, Uorida, Georgia, North and South Carolina and Tennessee. burg Declaration of Independence, in North ( urolina, nnd Jefferson Davis' Birthday, on June JO, ln Georgin and Floridn. CIIBLSTMAS ond the Fourth of July stand conspicuously, with Thanksgiving Dnj, as the great American holidays. Fourth of July has gradually developed from the "bonfires and illifmluations" of the earlier days Into a day of disaster. Phlladelphlans will experience a new sen sation, though, on Mondnv next. It will be the first Fourth of July on which the indiscriminate use of fireworks lias been forbidden by law. The annual toll of death from explosives on the Fourth has been growing steadily every jear. Instead of a day of rejoicing, it has de veloped into a day of calamity, i THE country nt large is coming to its senses on tills subject. Celebrations of the day or night with fireworks are all right, with the proviso however, that the display is under compe tent and careful direction. Communities everywhere nre arriving at the coiiclu-ion that there are scores of other safer and just ns interesting wnys of honor ing the day ns h. killing people with exploding cannon and blinding or maiming little chilili'eii with- firecrackers, sparklers and torpedoes. pAROLINE LOC'KHABT. who some years W ago was a Philadelphia newspaper writer, but who is now n successful novelist and rancher in W.omlng, is an ardent ad vocate of "an American Fourth." And an "American Fourth" in the West means just that thing, ns I happen to know from re-idence there nnd from experience along that line. The celebration, of which Miss Loekhart is president, is to be held at Cody, Wjo. "Buffnlo Bill's Home Town," ns the posters read. And Mondnv next will be "some" day In Codj . for the motto of the rodeo, or round up. op.Fointh of Julv celebration Is: "We'll nut 'er on wild." Willi a warning to "limber up" for the men's relay ( races), the program pro ceeds : "Come out of the Chutes Scratching 'em in the Neck In the Brouc Hilling. Cowboy' "Take a Shot nt the Bull-Dogging' and Dust their Backs for them! "Lap jour String on the Long-Horns and get in on the Goat Hoping, Old-Timer ! "Bring jour Fast Ones nnd Take Our Money in the Races! "If von can't do anything else Buv n Seat and Holler!" BHONCHO "bustin! " nnd rough riding are not the only attractions, for this Wj oining Fourth of Julv is to cover three days. Sure! It's a real American old fashioned Fourth. And then the program shrieks; "Tallow "Jour boots for the dances at Wolfvllle eery evening. "Mu-le bv the Treasure Cltv Jnzz Or chestra of Bed Lodge, and the Onlv Mnrv Quilico "Shake hands with Chief PJentlcoos Simon Hull-Tall, Medicine Hock and the lest of our friends who will be hero from the Crow Reservation with their Squaws and Papooses. Waltz with Myrtle Worn). Tick and One-Step with . Fantiy-Slts-Down-Spotted. "Drift in nnd get acquainted. We are nn acquired taste, like olies, but we nre all right when you get used to us." There jou have the real Fourth of July splilt and then somC. It will be some celebration. I know, because I've been there. We knew by his idiotic hinile that The Nut had something on his mind. "It would he easier to spell PEACE in the Balkans " he said, "if its A H C Austria. Bohemia and Czecho-Slovakla were re-enforced with n few more vowels. Initial efforts, for in slauee, of Poland, Austria nnd Czecho slovakia could be re-enforced with case and P-e-A-C-o would result. And with free trade in oil, wheat, Iron, woolens-nnd cnttlu existing between these Commonwealths In the U. S. of the Balkans (Hun.. Hum.. Joe ... . and Bui,), there Is every likelihood thnt tho pqpulntiou would suffer neither from hunger nor tyrst," nut nt tins point we filled brBovaTti?'in & ond nl lecture ended. four to six Aid on.uilnuiju. tlntwnmv Among the unusual holidays arc: April lit, Patriots' Day in Massachusetts; April -'1. anniversary of the Battle of San Jnclnto. ln Ie.a May 20. sicnintr nf th m,,h' - wmvvji -HT'rsfcHJr,fBr f iwwm? ' SATURDAY 'LY M: ' Avm oes showed" )JACK'll . r n Y'.r Wfc Uttackj iWl I Fl ; i MvvXfer . v -r-; rmasim-Mh er-. aki I ii :so?ssiar if- z-ssmrinmt in i i NOW MY IDEA IS THIS Daily Tallis With Thinking Philadelphia on Subjects They Know Best EDWARD A. NOPPEL On Safe and Sane Fourth A FOURTH OF JULY celebration In this city thnt will not only be without serious accident, so far ns Artworks art? concerned, hut a more significant nnd better understood observance of the day by the general public, Is seen by Edward A. Noppel, Assistant Director of Public Welfare. "The recent net of the Stnte Legislature enabling communities lu the State to prohibit the sale of fireworks, and the prompt passage of an ordinance to thnt effect bv City Coun cil," said Mr. Noppel, "will practically remove nil danger of serious accident to children nnd grown folks nllke. "By this legislation the sale for indi vidual use of fireworks of any kind, includ ing the deadly 'harmless sparkler,' Is pro hibited in this city, although many other communities in the State have not tnken ad vantage of the Stnte enabling provision. Even the discharging of revolvers, sport of inniiv Irresponsible nud frolicsome youths, which has resulted in many serious acci dents In the past, will be punished by nrrcst and heavy fine. Shows Holiday's Real .Meaning "AH this iuevitahly will lead to a more thoughtful attitude townrd this greatest of American holidays. Generally speaking, the child is likely in such matters to do just exactly what his parents did before him. It was not so much the holiday that moved him ns the fnct that on this dny he had a chance to cut loose, make n noise nnd, above nil, do something that he was not nllowcd to do on any other day in the year. "This inevitably led him Indirectly to regard the law lightly. 'For,' lie reasoned, 'if it Is wrong to do these tilings on other dayb ln tho year, It is wrong to do them on this holiday.' Only he applied his reason ing with the reverse English, the result being thnt he unconsciously ncquired a cer tain contempt of the law. "Now, with his fireworks privilege taken away, he is likely to ask why ngnin, and then 'What does the day mean, anyhow?' "The parent, realizing that the law was IFW Do You Knoiv? QUIZ 1. What Is the second largest city In the Philippines? 2. Where did .Woodrow Wilson go to col lege? 3. N'ama two novels by Jano Austen. 4. When did tho principal South African war occur between the Boer States nnd Orcnt Urltnln?. C. What Is tho literal meaning of "meu niero" buuco? C. What was tho first State to bo admitted to the American Union after the orig inal thirteen? 7. Who wns-Tecumseh and when did ho live? 8. Whnt Is tho meaning of the nautical term abaft? 9 What Is a "deus ex machlna"? 10. Whnt Is u dragoman? Answers to Yesterday's Quiz 1. Senator Borah, of Idaho, Is the author of the disarmament amenilment to tho Naval Appropriations Bill which was passed by both houses of Congress. 2. Three eminent authors wlio havo pos sessed an expert knowledge of boxing" nro George Bernard Shaw. Maurlco Maeterlinck and Robert Browning. 3. Topelta is the capital of Kansas. 4. The Btnrboanl light of a ship la green. E, Amy Bobsnrt In a character In Sir Walter Scott's novel, "Kenllworth." Sho Is tho unacknowledged wife of the Earl of Leicester, and, escaping from her place of concealment, follows him to Kenll worth, only to bo disowned and Bent back to dlo nt tho hunds of Richard Vnrnoy. 6. Plumbago Is black lend, graphite, a form of carbon used for pencils, etc., and mixed with clay for making crucibles. 7. The highest mountain on tho American continent Is Aconcagua, ln Chile Tho summit Is 23,000 feet above sea level, g. Senator Vrclinghuyscn la from Now Jer Bey. 9. Three American commnndors In tho naval battle of Santlngo In July, 1898, wero Schley, i:nns nnd Philip, 10. Hector In classic mythology was tho son of Priam, and tho noblest and most magnanimous of the Trojan chieftains. Ho was slain by Achilles at the tilege in ruy, a on inn iiemi uony was dragged In triumph thrco times nbout the, walls of the city, according to the storv In Unnvr1. 'Illail " story in Homer'n "Iliad." HKSS" t 1 ' X yeah; tday's th' day. enacted for his benefit and that of his chil dren, will be likely to explain nnd Inciden tally to think seriously about the renl sig nificance of the dny. It is then that the child will get the big Idea and make the holiday a greater and liner one thnn it hns ever been befote. To Hear Patriotic Talks "He then will probnbly be satisfied to go to a celebration und hear nn inspiring address that will mean something more thnn the mere excitement of theilny, but will give him something to think about during the other days of, the year. "But the day ns now worked out will be by no means an unattractive one. The sec tional celebrations, the observances in the playgrounds nud recreation centers will nil have their appeal even more thnn in previous yenrs, with their games, music, athletic events, nddrewcs nnd the general community spirit that means so much. "The individual parent who was wont to bpend a certain amount of money for tho day, to enable his youngsters to make u few firecrackers fizz, n few Roman candles or skyrockets fizzle and otherwise get a mini mum of satisfaction, not to mention the risks which tho child took, can now get ever so much more for his money by con trlbutiug to one of the sectional celebrations. Now Is Real Holiday "Not only docs ho get nil the events of a delightful morniug mid afternoon with n big party thrown ln, but ln the evening he may havo his fireworks display, n real one, bigger nnd better and more satisfactory thnn any thnt he could possibly have provided and with no danger attached. "For under the law it Is possible for or ganizations or groups of persons to- get special permits for such exhiOltlons nnd, for their safety, the use of an expert to conduct the. display Is obligatory. "So a safe and sane Fourth means, therefore, no personal injury, more fun nud pleasure, n greater nud deeper appre ciation of the dny nnd a more wholesome respect for law and order." Ballade of an Uncertain Syllable l CHIAKESPEARE wrote fnml haply O grin ;i lined). "Sweetest mil Imtli cnn,..i ij . Ihen his couplet thus he twinned Such n nut is Rosalind." Any critic you will find Now believes that William sinned. Wo should say, to rhyino inclined, "Such n nut Is Rosalind." Still, the breeze we call the wind Poets speak of ns tho wind. um lQSi fha"BC(1 J1" Shakespeare chinned ith his crony kin nnd kind. -u,"nei o can penetrate his mind, But his tongue has got us skinned. Nuts to crack he's left behind Such n nut is "Rosalind." Not for nil the wealth of Ind (Majhc it's the wealth of "Ind") Shall my childish faith bo pinned lo-a language so designed. Logiclcss, amorphous, blind Nutty, like that sllkcn-shluned Mnsqucradcr (you've divined, Such n nut was Rosalind!) L'EnvoI Shakespeare! From that bean enshrined Lurly were the ringlets thinned, U And one word that mny have shlncd Such a nut was "Rosalind"! Cleveland Plain Dealer. Today's Birthdaya Crown Prince Oluv, heir apparent to tl, ycn0r"0aKON"nVUy' br" '" Kuc' '" 'ighteen ;m?i 1 ""' . 7J.r? W- JI'indeein. Catholic Archbishop ot Chicago, born New Vorp forty-iilno jears ngo. orlv i-W"f lni'" 'r,m'x' ""0 of file most i.omi , I .?! e "'L"''""". born InlBk fifty Rear Adinliul Harry A. Field, U S v wim has just been assigned to the Ins, ,.Vi " Blossom, Tex,, forty-two. yenrs ngo "' "' "" jviitrt tiKU 1921 - IT t CwvsA , y f-mi s2Ewr liiAMy rmwr ' Mf --nyy&'"x5isesses-s8su&-iKe , i -j w,yiiG7s-zixHsn$czs'as7aKacai'sm v r --- rSSTRi KT' SSSSSaSBaHPSKS TL. . i4''in?"T - Iff. .h. Fl EJT i By WILLIAM ATHEKTON DU PUTT ' - Vs.' -S&SNattsSraBsBa .-I miMJNISAtS PROBABLY the most outstanding accom- le ru oU, plishment of the first three months of nvj,t., iJ Mr. Harding's Administration has been the'"yel"rt2 establishment of happy personal relations, ,.rn..,iZ with those with whom he must deal. the wuh 'i ne newspnpermen came in to see mm on instead uay, for instance. you don't nou, nn said, addressing one oi I n, mat mua i nave just been mining to the Ioiki wit in your S'.ato on the telenbonc. onenl a i,a. fair. im t4 "Aw Mmiin or.- ..ln,.ll.k.. ....... !UB " he asked. "-If so, 1 will ay that we e plcture adopted tnrco owls nnil mniln them nt miei i. ,t.' in the White House grounds, hoping ait iV KU they will help us get rtd ot the pests." S' SJf "Any diplomatic nnnointments to be an- i" ..?- uounced, Mr, President?" somebody asked. ,A w,5 ; , "Let me see if I can't dig up a story." ,n,JZ m, rcpueu, uiniDiing nmong his papers. itL-iiuiiuy. ncre is a nomination i am just.. v-V lemlmtr t fhn Unnntn At. 11I..U...J f.U '" " HJT'i bum Child to bo Ambnssador Extraordin- ,, f?.iw ary and nil that sort of thing to " '.?, in And the President paused dramatically. 'V ?nfJ5 .., vu.ijipumitiiw jiuu WIMI lUIUCUSUUB IUI3 t- v. niinointinenf nf iliiu irnntlemnn iin.ni " iorwt "To' he repjated aud paused again, '"j jjjjj "Now for thoo of you who have guessed wrong nud who nre interested In the Orient I may say that Inm sending also the namns nn CTff 1,1 .,, '"!V0D uo",u acnurumn as Minister unllty; oM to China." uRilt tu,' it wu uii none in n way tnnt was oJn the bai friendly, sociable and pleasing that ihe re- they wod suit was the creation of a happy atmosphere. ! LMcArthur. of Canada, ts "His Brit-"1"5 thlnP Ish Majesty's Commissioner" on the boun- Vas Iottoil dnry between tho United Stale. nnj ti,. lp one .018 country. E. Lester Jones. reprenenUn- theevVry $ v United States, is-merely "Commissioner." uSn a V?. liiese two gentlemen nre going to meet up"1 ., "i! en the Maine border this summer where the ? i1'? boundary is in dispute, are going to havt0 ue"Lii the water shut off in the ,ni.t ;... 1. wore help until there is but a tiny trickle, are going y0V:i.wil to see where it runs when it is low and are ccr,alnl; 4 going to marh- that place down as the- inter- lintinnnl hnntulnpt So will ngood many people in cerUin'sTnin'MTi l,l"" sii iuuiij iiiu streams tind out whether they nro Americans or British a fnct of which they arc today doubtful. ' Dr. Charles D. Wnlcott Ko.i. 1 4itrCS. Smithsonian Instituticn, played with thatnrinhle ""! .1 1'wJwnt i to him nil tho time I 222S!2 talking with him. As we pnrtwl he handed It back to me "iou can use it nnd I can't," he an'lrf "Thnt is n trick I learned years aco from Senator Cockrell, of Missouri." S "0m Representative John J. Kindred who comes to Congress from n district on Ixine-w. Island, is a doctor nnd originated down on C the line between North Carolina and Vir- 2 He admits that the Arnerlcnn m.u.i . spelatlon has gone on redord ns saying thnt the profession could get along perfectly well "'" r""i niuui 01 any sort. But' hn rnni(tmhpi.j l,l C.t ..! . V . .' "Ot saved him: '""' """-"l anU how '" .i.?,irlPBt,,'Rt : 2 "W.ro man nrl ni; l; .'l ' fl,5,W "nd Kindred was tiotn doctor ond nurse. Tl ...... ..--..... .v ... ...., ,.,.,, ,,,iu uoiu iiiii-uir nun nurse. The iiinn',, .. was raging. This meant tha t SCS up the tlssuo of hs- body. Kindred a Lin istcred copious draughts nf V."k11 n'lm "' theory of providing a substitute fuel 1 ;r I form of alcohol, fie watched" for , , "Jfe I the loft nt 2 In the mornlne. "t,! in I huildenly hn fever began tn ilUnnn.. It went three degress bSlow n .n,pp.r i.,i 1.1 u ),, ... .11.1 .. ,".". urain. en rP J young doctor wnB nfraid his nnVi.V " - . going to die. But -uch w?i tffln,iSJ.,.w"5 A i tho whisky that the Negro lanchiS .?f if f fears, was hilarious in ih. ?. "ST1 nt his 1 1 jujvu nin j" ii um nip nest nf them 1,. iu aiJ dajs when men put poison h,T, m,h?,wU US to make them hnnpy nnd fool,h ,r rau,lls 1 And he got well. Dr. Hubert Work. First Assistant tn. aster General lays claim to M ?. Iiil,i" e saj n that a doctor weighs .vln" I ife m II life. Thut is his chef nctlvltv wu? il" ill in he rrnchlVTrS.to.. evidence is His patient has pip r Pit,y,i. 0,,?i"Mu hoe,, Jh.Ib line hiicIi cases In hl,'f)0,'tlon1hf he s usslgnrd to tho task onS', merltH of men win w,.n . u. Ju"lng tl - -.,.. ,iisu He makes l hem stick nut tiMon..?. ."V''1, iccord. feels the pulse "t till, g' rt,? th"r judge on the bench Is cnllod LB.bH,t'- to turn Sr u. ii.'loJJll:.,..l"."l, en ofpiiHT this con Hw. And'flT; Colorad nffo: for msarl tIMI Una.. M 7 -"sfr iron si 4l Vl Niddi escfai Have a I v"kjj nrtii ' SM 1, wcekHl I R forVJ ntlvylchet,! cniidttiiA I I'u.Kmi tile !,..? I cat-J-oi)' , Pn, whU respond.'; l Rett ni time .' ?od, hooa a n plcntjj, ' 'roun'" md a half.' vz 11 enjw ir a whuV meals. $ i ot ami and ttfyfl s u caaaoi Ucrtala i. ' what, day. s. hem aaj, Fourth I r. them! i waen li name i&tl and vh m for tin ir nnd.kisr'B nd adotu nnd col what but wli)! I in happy, H in tfm ther wlfi,' itf love foj hi in mat. oor hout- -ill dny an!) is. Butshi3 f ith houu-' comfort he dropped concerns i M trained, til M K sal 1 Hi ft ' Ha : Hli r L iH .T't mm vi fc " . r"r : -m m a . frfl, . - .. Rw . . J I ,TMMnaaj0S33&'- X'V r ' 'if ?! MiwL-Ksr W IZ1? - -1 h lSxiA-r."''f'a