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4T CUPID'S CALL
By MAY CHRISTIE
XIV What Was in the Package
fiTICK OAtiARDIN nnd Mnry wcrcuo to one of the plnrcs whore Uitre'n n
' J silent nfter their short encounter obaret r 'ne,.!F7". ,. .....
with Julian Vnndavcer.
Dick looked
narrowly nt Maty.
.. -v .?K
vanaayeer, some,
. how, did not seem
ijthe sort of mnn
he would know.
He had noted
Mary's quick Mush
I as she ncknowl
dffOd Vondn
j Twr's apology,
land had put It
Mown to other
" causes thnn the
right one which
Lraa that he re
I minder! lier forrl-
Hly of Kve Ito
MAT C1IIU3TID
cheater, her rival.
i Mary was filled with a strange un
easiness at thU meeting with the suave
!fand good-looking Julian Vandaveer.
iSaM ffiVCihTSS
1Ka ..tl..ji.,l uotlftn tflilther lin hnd PMIle
to meet Evo Rochester when the two
t'ftlrls had arrived the preeeili .
Jthe country. Eve on a visit to town and
Mary returning from lip-ini: drnwted u
ipackago to Cnlardln, at the direction
;'of her employer, Mr. CarritiKtmi llel-
'I.l 11. .I t. .. ...!- I. ...it.,.,. Il.nl
flairs. X3UV lllKl uurtiiitt,- iii-.wm k ii.v
young and inexiM?rienced girls some- '
ttmea have tola her tnnt lie wanted no
igood of her that he would ue her to
ffurther hla own ends. Hhe had an un-
? ?"""Mh'ftKh.e Xli" Zll'Lt'Z lZd.
M4k IIIH..M -..u . .... w? .... ,
be. '
ilhlnc that hud frightened her
They rode to the next station silently
and then Calardin's oice broko in upon
her worried thoughts.
"I know a nulet little restnurnnt here
In one of these side streets." lie said.
"Will It suit you? Or would you rather
Two Minutes
Hy HERMAN
-.meeting. Incidental as It appeared to
J And ahe had another .cmtlon-a S n ihlli "t hey sat on nnd talked.
wnsatlon that his presence boded no ro.t"l iomlcrln g." he said. "Is
'good for the ! happiness of Calnrdlii i. And fc v Hcllairii should turn out such a
Calardln'a happiness what did that w " . .. . iwnB been rnthcr decent
, matter to her? Mary was too honest to ' ' ' jnk'"
try to cloak the fnct from herself that It Tie' unfastened a little cord from
meant a great uem. inere nail ncrn nrn,llui I,!, neck. On it Uanglcil n illn-
aomcthlng In A andaveer n way of look- , ,,, nml plowing In the Boft eve-
ing at Calardin something penetrating, '", ,, ,,"( jj,, pinced It In Mary',
lalir.odt as if he were looking for .omc- ,..r., it .mml to like to sec It
God Helps Him Who Helps Himself
SOME years ago a young chap walked
Unlversit, and nsked:
"What are the chances here for earning enough money to worK your wnj
through?"
It was an old fiuestion, hart been aKod nunureus, mousnnus oi nines oeiure.
I It was fairly easy to answer. The dean consulted a lllc.
"The only job that seems to be lying nbout loose." ho said, finally, "is thnt
of serving in the dining rooms. Student waiters are always In demand.''
Tho young fellow's face screwed up Into a good-nntured grimace. Tie looked
J ai if he had bitten into an unripe persimmon.
J "I suppose," he drawled whimsically, "thnt 'they also serve who only stand
and wait J but somehow I can t quite sec
Then, after a few moments retlectlon:
"Anyway. I don't know that I need depend on n job that's 'lying about
loose.' I shouldn't wonder if I'd have to
I hasn't been offered to every passerby ur.d
I Most people have eyes to see only that which Is exceptional the cxclamn-
tlon points of lif" the unusual, the striking, the things that force themselves
oa their attention ; they seldom see the everyday things that make men and for-
5 tunes.
j The young fellow had "looked around a bit" only a few days when he dls-
t covered a need and an opportunity.
3 There was no college laundry.
1 "I thiik." he said to himself, "that the person who undertakes to organize
jthe clean linen business in this academic settlement will 'also serve' nnd won't
Ihave to 'wait' for his reward'.''
A little investigation, quite a number of inquiries, an interview or two, some
"educational" propaganda, and
One morniug tho college, community awoke to the realization that, nbove
everything else, it needed efficient laundry service.
i Before long it wan clear that not only was the college being systematically
I nnd satisfactorily served in this rcpwt, but what was even more important,
I there had appeared upon the campus a man who could sec aud satisfy needs
t which were obvious but to which everybody else was oblivious.
It soon became natural to "ask Hoover" and to "let Hoover manage" the
i various student undertakings; nnd to this day "the ay Hoover saw and did
') things" is one of tho most firmly established traditions at I-cland Stanford.
J Many years have passed since the establishment of the student's laundry at
Iceland Stanford, nnd the mnn who started that and many other student enter-
! prises has kept up the pace he Ret, his latest feats being feeding famished nations.
Herbert Hoover made good for two reasons.
First : H'cnuse the man who can do things when tlcy ought to be done is
, very much in demand.
Second : Because God helps him who helps himself.
Y
FIFTY-FIFTY
By HAZEL DEYO RATCIIKLOR
Cerjrlaht, ltl. b'j PubUc Lttotr Co.
I Francrs I'age wanted tn hr mod
5 rn, and so, ns the tcci earning a
I food tnlnry chrn tne married Jerry.
the in.titteii upon paiinj exactly half
of everything. She did tint ditrover
' iehat a mistake she had made until
j the iao Jerry's attitude , fotcarii
other women who were tailing tn
; tafcc more than their share of what
t a man hai to pit', and it wa then
that she tried hard tn mate herelf
i over. Thru she lost her po(fion,
I and immrdtatrfi Jerry became ten-
derly protective, lut Francrs wai not
satisfied, she wanted Jerry's lore and
her own self-respect as well. With-
out telling any one she drtermimd tn
try her hand at a story Infd nn her
. oiph experiences and tho'c of her
friends.
CHAPTER. XU
Jerry s Disappointment
FRANCEl
story "1
'H had de ided " '-nil her
ory 'The tons no nne nan
t.itin n theme the lives of four women
:...u- u.j i.. :.ii ,.,i f.in..,iu nr.,1 ..-tin
,t. n . i .! i' j.i.,i
,ha.l taken different roads and drifted
apart after their n.arriage tlarls'.a.
Elsie, Mildred and h If .er- the
characters The idea obcsvd her and
ehe worked feverishly on It.
Then one evening Jerry came home
with a queer expression on his fne.
(Frances, on whom nothing was watcd
(noticed it immediately, nnd when he
said casually enough : "Seen the Ohron
jicle tonight?" her heart leaped huffo
jcatingly. 1 "No," she said q lietiy.
I "They hnve a new column. Here,"
fnna he linnueu ner tne sneei.
ir-. v,.u nnvnrrrf down th.. lln of
j " "'
Sprint.
3 "All In the Iinj'r Wcirl..' she rend,
"Impressions bv n clever new wtiter."
Breathless, she read through the col-
limn and wen mourn r.'-r.i" m. aerr.v.
"Ijikc it? he as'ncd. and slip knew
he was making nn eflort to uppeur
casual.
She nodded.
" I think it's pictt
Good."
'Not as good ih joiirf " he said
tout!y.
mt Rho lauched at that.
." f -.'Z.. ' " ... I 1 . . . .
"On, Jerry, us rnurn neiter tnnn
thm work I was dniiiE at the ln.Ht."
"I cant sec u.
Frances twisted her hnniN together
Nervously. Un could see it. hut he was
trying to he lojal. He did not want
tier fii know how he felt. He was
"". .L'-"- .. .. .. "
: .Ji'. ilelding her liemuK' lie knew it would
4l 'fllntlVf lief Ullliniipv io : i w nun ne
i
"UU, I ulioll like tne quici muc iw
taurmit," nnnwered Mnry, softly. Any
place with Culanlln fhe checked her
f.wilUh thmitrM. iml tried to look die
nlfied nnd cold again. Hut she cnuldn t.
And Cftlnrdln, well satisfied with lite,
guided her to the quietest corner of the
iiiiiet little restaurant. And there they
dined. ,
"We'll co to one of the dnnelnjt nlacca
afterward to see the crowd," Inlnrdln
nlrl. Hut Mnry would have been con
tent If they had stayed on tlirrc for the
ert-nlng. And for that matter so would
Cnlnrdln.
It was not until they were linsenwc
over their coffee and Calnrdln k cIrb
i rettc that Mary remembered the real
reason why hhe had changed her mind
and consented to this evening with Cal
nrdln. Then he remembered, and she
told Cnlardln all she knew about the
i Mexican accurltlcs. Calardin listened
SM& to heV biln..Ukc explana-
tiOn
ri..f oa ntrfnllr decent of you.
Miss Drew," he said when she had
finished. "I don't know how I can
thank you." , , ,
Oh." -aid Mary primly, "indeed It
'seemed onl my duty to tell you.
And then thf botli iooksii hi ciich
n.L
nr and InnglieU. una - aiarmn c-
, hi111Reif t0 , telephone n
Matf(, ,noMage to Mr. Hellairs. asking
, . not ,0 i,HJ. any of the Mexican
for Cnlardln's nccount.
When he came t,ack from telephoning
, ..-Ji tiint thir trn to n (inncniir
; .'TV7.lT L..7S .i.,. n
then'
Hut I shouldn't want you to wear
it" he said; "It migiit ortng tne
uenrer trouble. It has a strange his-
,.., ,
. " . , ,, ,
TomorrowIn the Heart of .1 Diamond
of Optimism
J. STIC1I
up to the dean or J-cmnu otaniorn junior
, , , , .
myscll In trie part.
look around a bit for an opening that
become shopworn."
ennd in the slightest degree. Dear
Jerry '.
H" met her eyes and held out his
anu. nnd Trances went into them. She
' rubbed hor cheek against his rough coat,
nnd be held as tenderly ns he would
have held a baby. It was pleasant, It
wns comforting, but Trances wanted
something more. Yes, the truth wns
nut. she could not be happy with only
Jerry'', love nml protection, she wanted
his admiration, his respect as well.
Suddenly she sat up and looked nt
, him
; "Jerry, I want you to tell mo the
trut.i. the real truth; will you?"
If I can."
"Aren't you just trying to be loyal
to me? Don't you really think this Is
good stuff? Wouldn't you he hnppler
if I were still on thy Chronicle?"
I!" shook his head quickly in denial.
"I wouldn't go back to those fifty
fifty days for unything." he asserted.
vuiy, there was a tlm when I hated
marriage, when I felt thnt I would
I rath"r be Fred Marriott with the womnn
I loed so dependent on me thnt I irim
bowed down with the effort to get along,
thnn , f,., , ,hnf j fm '""'""r.
anything for ..u without having vou
divide with J af.erard." " '
In fnr.cj Trances could heur Mil-
ureas voice lomlng to her out of the
past "Men are rather proud of the
thing" wc do, my denr, as long as they
feel tlmt they ari- ri-nonsible for us.
I.et vour work be a fad as fnr ns your
i..i wmr ipm ue a mu as inr ns your
hiiKhnud Is concerned: remember that
lie always comes tirst.
H'iw well Francos knew what Jerry
meant.
"1 don t mean going ha el: to the old
lays, Jerry," Frances said gently, "you
know that."
. ...
Jerry was thinking quickly.
Ho was
remeniherliig the old days when he bad
nrt met l-rnnces, nnd the pride he
hnd felt in her work, and then the
feeling he hnd hnd today when he had
i "Vf" '"r "'H'l'lauted In the Chronicle.
...,..,, for , rolln,, ,' ',',,'.,
innke J ranees understand how he felt,
Hut that was the time Jerrj underesti
mated his wife
She slipped out of his nrms and drop-
pen a son kihs on tne ir,i, or his Head.
"We're going out to dinner, and It's
late," she nld llghtl, "we'll have tn
argue the matter some other time."
Jerry drew n long breath nf relief,
and comforted himself with tho thought
that, amr an, i ranees nart taken the
. . I M t . . .' . .
eniue nung more unsiuiy tnan he nail
exnected.
t ..,., . .
un a mnn s usual nensity ne did
! not dream that Frances was jealous of
her successor, so jealous of this woman
'who had taken h'.r place that she could
, liavr screamed nloud In agonr.
Tomorrow A sudden departure
. limine. " . -
RJM .'"'
""M'
EVENING PUBLIC LT3DGT3H rHUiADELPHTA, TtlBBP.VY, APISH.
Please Tell Me
What to Do
By CYNTHIA
Aunt Thinks She's Wrong
Pear fynthla I h.-ua ncer written
to you bjfore, dear Cynthia, but I have
been n constant reader of your columns
for quite some time, nnd have seen tho
wonderful advice you have given to
othcrn. I Just want to nsU you one
question
Last v.eck I visited my aunt quite
somo dlitnnco from my home. While
there a certain young lartj. whom I had
met when quite young, was married. A
few friends were lnlted to her house,
my nunt nml mvslf iimong them. T
knew the . thrr girls who wero Invited,
but they Vi-re just mereh acquaintances
and not friends When mv nunt nnd 1
entored this house thee." girls were
sitting nroutul talklnit (the brldo haa
not yet returned from the minister's
house), nnd I spoke to in.'h one In
dividually, savlnir her name as 1 did so,
My nunt seems to think that I should
have gone over to them and shnken
hands with each one Cynthia dear, I
nm under tho Impression that It Is not
good form for ladles to shako hands
Am I right or wrong" I surely will
appreciate your advice and thank you.
"HKTTY."
Qlrls often do shake hands and It Is
good form to do no, but In this cabo you
would have been forced to no from one
to the other In turn. Ii "ems ns it
.xour behavior was perfectly graceful
and In good form
Make Her Speak Plainly
Diar Cynthia I wrlto for ;dvlce. 1
nm a man more than nfty years old.
Kevernl years ago I met a young girl
whom I nnve been helping nhend In the
world with ensh for her expenses when
she ran short Now I think n great
deal of thla girl nnd nho thinks a grcnt
denl of me ; In fact, she haa told me
thnt sho loves tuo In n way, but that
marriage In far away from her mind
Just now. About six months ngo I got
her a rlnc It was small, fitted onlv
the llttlo linger. She tonk It and was
pleased with It Next day ho told mo
that she wanted It larger for the linger!
next to t'ie little linger. J put It with
a wish, etc, on the third finger of tho!
left hand. I
Now what I want to knrw 1 which I
Is thA engagement linger of a lady's
haml ' She always addii"sss mo as "i
dearest frk-nd" In her letters and Is
kindness Ifelf to me In all things., but
rays marriage is a long way off. Tell
me what shn means and what are
her Intentions. OVEIt l'IKTV.
It would not bo very possible to toll
what tho girl menns or whnt her Inten
tions are. Hut certainly you should
InMst on a clear understnndlng with
her. She should rertalnly not nccept a
ring and wenr It on her engagement
finger, as sho Is now doing; nor accept
money from jou unless she Intends to
marry you. In fact, she should not ac
cept money from you In any case.
Tell her plainly thnt you nre. not
willing to wait; that If she 13 going to
marry you sho must do so within a
reasonable time, othcrw Iso the friendship
must cease. And do nnt offer aid In
money. Ntf woman should uccept It.
"McWIizburgh" on Love
Dear Cynthia Now somo one (with
the naivete of those who quote golden
expresslonsl asks- "Is It better to have
loved and lost than never to have loved
at all? To which sentimental grandams
heave sighs nnd renlg; "Aye, tho golden
hours of yore !"
Wliv did the one whom I pressed close
In love's enrekses lose her charm for me?
Ah, young 'un, wo are only human and
we grow tired of certain things. Why
did the one whom I later pressed close
In love's carcses show me a different
angle of the enjoyment therefrom? Oh
Insipid thing, that waa lovo. tho renl
thing and not tho sham ! To which
the excitable tthlelst adds. " 'Twns not
the Infatuation thnt degraded your Inner
self; you reallrcd that tho moral ktanrt
ard waa higher. '
But twiddle twaddle. Suavlter In
modo. fortlter In re. must bo manifested
before tho true love comos and tho
spirit that makes a gentleman with the
spirit of religion form the combination
that cops trio cup. wo must learn i
It Is truly tho bane of our modern
civilization that the young folks purge
their souls of the vestiges of will when
Infatuation Bounds the horn. A young
couple seo each other once, twice, and the
fateful ship of acquaintance Is launched.
Thev Indulgo in all tho vagaries of
youthful love, bill and coo to tneir
hearts' content, and then (oh. clamo vae'
ctamc) the novelty wears off, dlsrup-
tlon ensues and tho lorn lovers come ,
face to face with the hackneyed I-told-
you-Eo of "Is tt hotter to hnvo loved and
lost than never to nave loved at an r
Mind your own business : Or rather,
who knows? Whv tenr a dlbparnged
vouth asunder with uslnlne questions?
frod only knows how mnny tenrs he or
sho haa shed In the frnll, regretful moods
of remembrance God alone can tell of
the haunting pathos of parting. Love
has truly proved Itself tht? wrecker.
Ileslcge him, howeer, who suffers the
pnngs of Jealousy, with kindred queries
and he will pour forth his embittered
spirits. Ho will tell ou (provided he
wiints to) of the educational part of tho
game of I.ve. for Damn Kxperlenco Is
a molding teacher. Hut then again, why
learn In preparation" Good renders,
fall In lovo nnd then fall out and drink
vour own cup o' chalice. Disturb not
thrine hom Flckleneas vanoulshca.
The self-styled teachers III sentimental
mature aro pseudo-optimists they
preach tho doclrlno of turning tho otner
cheek. Hut that Is unselfishness merely
in childish matters 1 must avow that
tho fool whose lovo Hew onco to the
winds who reeks again the may-fly en -
Joymwit of a temporary sweetheart, is
the Incarnation of bunk nnd knows not
hi fnollnhness lie Illustrates that type
of emotional beings who have Implicit
faith in the two adages.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try,
again : and
Although the experiment failed, tho prin
ciple remalna the same.
Well, fnct Is. wo always return to the
beginning In these matters. Social rela
tions are Inexplicable things. I acknowl
iln tlm rnaju of a love-affair to bo too
complex for aiinls!s, but yet too fragile I
for rough handling. Do not bawall your i
shattered dreams, do not manifest' a ,
loss of fnltli In mankind but put on the
front that singles out u civilized stanch-
nesa Dlte our Up nnd then umllo
but mean It don't pretend. You have
Just graduated from tho school of ndoles- j
cent endeavors, pat yourself on tho back i
and enter college
That Is all Mutability and humility ,
are sum sign
And sad, b
are Hum slims of somethltiK lenrneo
ut true it is, tnai .-iaiiB
innumanu y to man mutcn u i
h U&'L 1 L' oo'vU5' ntl'ToVt
Inhumanity to man makes countless ,
than never to hao loved at all?" put (
UP your onur, sioucn your nuuuiucia.
un vour
and saunter away saying, "Bather.
McWIZZDUIiail.
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AiM
Ife
i.etfr I'liptu Service,
Miss llli'l Joined the spring prom
enade In a laffeta hn.sque. knlfo
pleat Ings siiid milled skirt that
fairly rustled v.lth stjlo and orig
inality. Other promenndcrs won
dered vthat fashion honk her Idea
came from. Hut .Miss 1U1M smiled
up her ultra modern sleeve for
she got the idea from that old tin
typo of her grandmother In her
fnvorlto Easter costume
The Woman's
Exchange
Removing Ink
To the Editor of Vomnn'n l'aor
Denr Madam Will you kindly tell
what to use to take out black Ink ntalns
on overallH used around printers'
presses? "THRIFT."
Uub lard well Into the stained places,
and then wash thoroughly with plenty
of soap and water. This will take the
spots away.
A Good Preventive
To f?i Krfltor 0 Woman'' root:
Denr Mndam I would like to ask you
for a llttlo advlre. i
Had a centcrplco underneath the
glass on top of a table nnd It left nil
the Imprints of the embroidery on the
table. I would like to avoid thnt oc
currence ngaln, ns I hao bought a new
one. MRS. O. IJ. W.
Place a padded piece of muslin of
the same size underneath tho centerpiece,
nnd this will prevent tho marks that
you speak of.
Jk.lY. IJMfii
tiM ri! .!.
For a Home Wedding , his trunk. Balky Sam was astonished
To tho rditor of the Worn nn'a row: . by that whack. His heels flew up and ,
Dear Madam My sister Is to bo mar-! then Balky Sam got astonished still j
rled In August In her own home and ex- more, for the elephant's trunk caught t
pects about twenty-llvo guests. Now ,m Dy his stubby tall und blood him
what kind of a dress would be best, so , . . l1Cii(I. '
she. can wear It nfterwnrd? They e- ..i..i,,. iim kicked nnd kicked but '
neet to take n short trip In their car,, li-UKi "n ( cf i ii "lrK?.a' uut .
after tho wedding. it was hard- o kick while stand ng on
ti-,. nlfa nn Inrtvnanck'ft Viiit nlnn tiin iffirl. nml IilH kir km rlitln t (In iinv '
dinner menu. I think they will bo'
mnrrlfd ilhOtlt 11 O'clock. Oh tlieV U'OllUl
married about 11 o'clock, ah they would
ui(0 to leave nfter dinner In their stilts
should she wear n hat or gloves for a
house wedding?
MRS. T. II. M
If vour sister is planning to go away, gnu to spank him with their trunks.
In a car sho will not want to bo married1 Wham! Smack! bwish! hlam ! Never
In her tra'vellng dress, will hIic? ShBiin,i a mule received such a spanking,
would need something darker and morn j a tf.. a tle bonstfulness nnd all
SSS WinWSU!'.0 couear , the .marines n.M out of Balk,
a very simple white georgette afternoon Sam. It did him a lot of good nnd
dress, with a short f II or a black lace I brought back his own good-humored
hat. If she wore tho hat she would wear I self. When Major let go Balky Sam
tho wholo costume again for afternoon joined in the laugh. He boasted no
or evening In the summer. A China silk, J i ho soon oumi he was as
rJ&7 .onrdn.e,vfe,r,,.is i T8A X SVuh
sho could have a lightweight suit of the humans.
tan or gray to wenr iiwnj, or n silk or, "And tomorrow I will tell jou nbout
linen dress, with a long tnn coat thnt I jinlky Ham and Jinks, the monkey.
will not show tho dust of motoring
About tho easiest menu for this kind of
nffnlr would be o stern or creamed
chicken In patty raves, with tomato
. Knn(ji or tomatoes stuffed with apples
anj celery, rolls. nT.-e, ic0 cream and
rnitPi or, lnstend of the Ice cream ou
uld havo K fn,t Cup, cold und frost
on )ce
It ls always prettier to wenr either
! n j,at or ell even If the wedding is n'
home, but It is not entirely necessar;.
Ono pretty summer wedding, which tonit
placo on tho lawn, was made summer
by tho headdress of tho bridesmaid",
which consisted of wreaths of different
colored flowers. Tho brldo wore white,
with a veil In back
Gloves nre not ncce-sary '
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ADVENTURES
The Mule Ctotcn
DAiiny
Tim Klrklne Match"
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' ' rather have a kicking match with
an elephant or a mule?" nsked Judge
Owl, settling down to tell his evening
, "tory to Peggy nnd Hilly.
I d rather not have a kicking match
with cither," said Peggy very promptly.
"An elephant's feet arc too big nnd a
mule's heels nro too nimble."
"That Is what Major, the elenhant.
found when he had his kicking match
, with Halky Sam," declared Judge Owl.
i "I'll tell you about it.
"After Halky Sam won his job ns n
circus clown he hccann- the star of the
whole show. The crowds laughed more
at Halky Snm than they laughed nt uuy
other clown, nnd they clapped so much
' when ho did his tricks that the other
i animals grow jealous.
"One of tho most jealous was Major,
the elenhant. Mntnr .im n i,u vm.t
with the boys nnd girls, who liked to
feed him peanuts, nnd watch him swing
his big trunk, but he wasn't so much of
n favorite as Halky Sam, nftcr Bulky
Sam became a clown.
"Bulky Nam Is n very fine chap, as
every one knows, hut he couldn't help
being a little boastful when he found
whnt n hit he was tanking with the
circus crowds.
" 'Hee-haw, I'm the funniest nnimnll
in this wholo show,' he brnyed, one
-i-mug micr supper tn the menagerie
tent.
" 'Huh ! You nro indeed n funny
Sight, crunteil Main tl. .ua..
blowing n cloud of dust over Halky Sam.
.Sow there is a lot of difference between1
being funny and being a funny night,
and Halky Sam didn't like Major's
remark. -s
"'Heo-haw! No other nnlmal can
kick as hard as I can.' he brn.wd. And
i.n .,cr nnl,nalN. remembering how
"alky Sam kicked his trainer and thei
bihs drum player, admitted he wns n
great kicker. Thnt is. all the other mil
mnlH except Major, the elephant.
"'Huh: You don't know what real
kicking is,' grunted Major. 'Those,
little heels of yours can't hurt mnph. '
while when my big feet kick it Is like
being hit by a train engine.'
" 'Hee-haw I I'll challengo you to a
kicking nmtch !' brayed Balky Sam.
"The other animnla were eager for
excitement, nnd so tho mntclf was
quickly arranged, Zcb, the camel, was
referee.
" '(jol' grunted Zeb. Quick ns a
llnsh, Balky Sam whirled nroutul, and
Wham I Both of his nimble heels kicked
Major's fat stomnch.
" 'Who-uff!' grunted Mnjor, nnd he
kicked out with one big hind foot. Hut
Balkj Sam danced awny, und the ele
phant's foot hit only the empty air.
Again Hnlky Sam's heels lashed out and
Wham ! he kicked Major a second time
In the stomach. 'Who-uff,' said the
elephant ngaln, the breath being
knocked out of him.
"In and out danced Halky Sam. his
I licelu beating n regular tunc on the elc
j plmnt's stomach and ribs. Try as he
would, Major couldn't innd a single kick
on the mule. One kick from the cle
phant'H big feet would have been enough
to finish Halky Sam, but that one kick
never landed. j
"'Hee-haw! I told you 1 was ai
better kicker than jou nre,' bonstcdj
Balky Sum, nnd ho flourished his heels
in Mujor'a face. Major was vexed and
that last tuunt was too much for him
He forgot this wuh n kicking mntrh nnd
he cave Balky Sum a sound whack with I
harm to Mnjor'H touch trunk. My, thnt '
.. ., n f,. ir,Ut nml nil 4rin nnltnnli. !
ns ft funny sight, uud all the nnlmaU
,.r.nrp.i ,..1(1, 0lee 1
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,'An ,0 ' "l0 ntters worse fort
Halky Sam, nil tho other elepliants bc-
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WHATS WHAT
iiy iikt.kn nncin
Whether the driver of n car Is ono'a
host, a member of the, family, or a pro
fessional chauffeur. It la a perilous mat
ter to distract him by any nttempt to
engage him In conversation, especially
when ho Is piloting tho machine through
a busy street or a road all alive with
motor parties.
A womnn accustomed to driving her
own car seldom, If over, addresses a
question to the driver, for she knows by
exporlenco that ho must keep his wits
about him all tho time, and that oven
ono minute's Inattention to the. business
In hand may bo fraught with serious
consequences. Sometlmea tho man at
tho wheel, If he is very young and proud
of his skill, likes to show that ho can
talk and drlvo at tho same time. H'nce
most of tho accidents of tho road arc
duo to reckless overconllilenco, nls uan
gerous sociability should bo politely, but
llrmiy, discouraged.
The Question Corner
Today's Inquiries'
1. Describe some exquisite favorij
for the spring luncheon, which
can be mado inexpensively.
2. What sort of girdle docs a dress
of gray chiffon over imvyWuc
broadcloth tako upon itself .(
.1. If ham. or any other kind of salt
meat, is not going to be used
quickly, nnd there I danger of
Its becoming moldy nfter several
slices hnve been cut. how can thlt
be prevented? . , ,
. What addition to the dressing
table Is an extremely practical
way of Improving its appear
ance? , .
.-. How is a charming sweater to
wear with a wool plaid skirt
fashioned? . , ...
tl. In what novel way is the feather
trimming placed on a hat of henua
straw?
Yesterday's Answers
1. This season the newest of or
gandie dresses will be trimmed
with quaint touches of wool em
broidery In contrasting shades.
2 Since "the presence of iron In
pome bluings is apt U leave rust
stains on the clothes, an easy
method of testing bluing to
sec if it contain this harmful
substance is to mix strong soap
suds with some of it. which will
change from blue to yellow if
iron Is present.
.1 A low green flower bowl, half
tilled with water and with anravH
of ivy growing gracefully In It,
forms an attractive piece of dec
oration for the center of the
dining room table.
J. Feather stitching trims the col
lar nnd cuffs of n plninly made
blouse which Is pretty to wear
with the sport suit.
5. Tufts of wool t-cnttcred over the
top mnko n novel finish for a
cretonne cushion to use on tha
seat of a wicker chair.
0. A great many up-to-date hats
are made of n straw braid which
resembles chenille.
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WE HA VEN'T MOVED FAR
SINCE THED AYS OF ROME
Our Fashions Just Keep Repealing Themselves All the Time,
and We Hear That Roman Ladies Had All Our Vanities
WE THINK we're pretty smart in
these dnys of equal auffragc.
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I uur nusoanus nun iiiuivi.i .....
we're pretty extravagant in these dnys
of different jewels for different times
of day.
We think we're pretty clever and
'skillful in these days of "restoring
graying hair' nnd intrlcnte "coiffures."
We look nt pictures of our ancestors
In the ntrocitlcs that they wore nnd wo
say fervently, "Thank henven I live In
tho time in which I live! We've pro
gressed since those awful old days!'
Have wc, indeed?
Well, perhaps In the matter of air
planes, automobile self-starters, the
Panama cannl and tho marcel wave, wc
have progressed.
Hut according to experts we are just
where the ladles of nnclcnt Rome were,
as fnr ng suffrage, Jewels, gray hair,
tolffircs and clothes are concerned.
In fact wo shall have to hurry to
catcli up with them in some things
F3R. although they did not have the
vote, the feminine Romans hnd a
political Hfo which exerted a strong in
fluence over tho nffairs of their day;
they campaigned for candidates by
means of tablets with their own nnmes
written at the top urging tho pcoplo to
vote for such nnd such n man.
Wc haven't dono quite that yet, even
If wo do gather round tho polls and
tervo on the Juries.
Tho professor of nnclcnt languages,
who disclosed these remarkable facts
about the ladles with straight nosea
i anil (lowing gowns, declnres that m
I ancient Rome the women had rouge,
lip sticks, powder nnd perfume for
' which they pnld fabulotiR sums."
! And it was positively scandalous the
! way those women dressed their hair
I ear puffs weren't in It I
! They wore a complicated pompadour.
i in which rurls. puffs nnd braids played
a prominent part.
Palse hair was Included in tho tious
scau of every well-dressed woman, nnd
it was quite usual to use hair dye.
A"
ND extravngnnt? Well, when it
comes to hnlr nets mnde of fine
gold, wc "extravagant" women of this
"advanced" age think thafa going to
llttlo far; reul hair is good enough
for us.
But they had go-Id ones back there in
the palmy days of Rome.
They paid ridiculous amounts for the
various kinds of jewelry which they
just liHd to have different styles for
summer nnd winter.
Bracelets they wore, armlets, ear
rings nnd vanity cases, all set with
diamonds, emeralds and pcnrla in nn
elaborate way that would make us
afraid to carry them.
straws & Panamas
n
Cleaned and
Remodeled
n Hip ntt iIhihm
iot pprinic iiiianummrr.
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I Ho, you see, we nre.n't quite
"Oder" as we -thought w were. ''
.. In fncH . M8 ""thing new tm,t..
In fact, there is nothing new tindir
the sun which rises nnd sets in fah n
In medieval times they wore the lo.
graceful blouses with girdle around ill
hips which we consider so stylish now
The bouffant evening dresses whlH
nre coming back into favor again nf
a lapse of About five years weren't
even new five years ago. l
Tho ancestors to whom we refer win
such pride sometimes wore them ii, .
slightly dlffcreot form "manv .
ago." ' ""
SOMEBODY invents a new twist to
sleeve nnd grandmother gives i
superior elderly sniff.
"My mother wore one llko that v.hm
I was o little girl!" she obi?
scornfully. '
Perhaps some day somebody rtal'i
will find a skirt, .or n sleeve, n hat o-
n neellltin thnf la An1l. ... "'
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Lvcn then tho ghost of .v
historic womnn will probably go n ,'
small hours of tho morning just to sl?ni?
that she wore a thing like that ho 7
"when she was young nnd clinrminr;
Indian Beliefs
Roth green and rod wero deemed '.
tunate colors by tho Cakchlquel Indian,'".
the former an that of the flourish?,?..
Plant, the latter as that of th? rlr 'ill
golden ears of maizo. w ana
When a Sioux Indian courts n iHh i.
palnta his eyes blue nnd yellow, and ,h!!
paints hers red, ns theso are tho hic'-v
colors of love
A Los Angeles Indian girl paint ' .
cheeks red when she is In love 0
to win t.ie man she fancies. '
Tho Rloux Indlnns us" green a.
funeral color, nnd so creen is n..
ii Ti " ouwnig room in the
upon tho living, us that would bo
un.
lucity.
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