"T-js 'iiJr"t 'v-i "' "?,afSJ'?.' ? s"'-'"-:'Vi'-"'-"-'';'J '.'"turVTtfpSjP :; m K. -J 6fit-?"t"V J-Jf.-j; ,-. H trtr FBBKtraOH" 15." I92t' m r -rtvriiiV--.T'- Mv;m ' M3SKt( iti ;il li? ,W 1 f . 1 , , Wi i , .. 1 . A UIKRt mil ' '.' Hi"- wRfi .'aivwi lll'jl wmtmm tJtiSi 1 .r5'4 t t - f . $ IK tm&m if ' , n mil Wf j8itl Mm ' 1 ! A d " vf vi U WTA i . . w'M 77E Letters to the Editor Never Misses a Page JV Ihe Editor of the Kventna Public l.edo'r , Sir I can nvr currem tn you how much WlnM ire ill ret from tho Htrnixo Pusuc Limnitn. I thli It the aiory "Snnnv Daorow" la a mre cure for tho Mu". t 'n tell you them I not on? paco that s.-: mined ch avenir. V have been Itylr.e fo hard to wn tmerlck, but no fnr without mrc. but wa have not given up hop and aro olvvavs tlad for the onei who aro lucky pnouzh to win. Plena accept nil our ennd nih Mr. KI.KAN'OK Hit' WV Philadelphia. I'cl.ruaiy 7 f:.'! Advice From a Grandmoth-r Te tu r'j.t. a i. t. ..... ri.tH' t.rituer Sir 1 nnBWr, -vv. 1'. n" in 'How to I Pass Old Days.' and "W II . In 4-a.nma mo wraim oj 1.11-. ,..-.. , prouueing concerns evcept tj wish them an ,, msn, crow'ri old. in I am. at ilTtJ-flv , adeguate wane. Dm la It uny wonder that "Calling" rs. a itrandmother eei: Hme. and , many of them are Idle or are forced to ac- Te the F.d.to o' 1J1. 7-vM,to rilb,c l.rdo'r- aln may I talk t. ou Ibis way. If cept Ires for thvlr aen-lces. when It Is V lr 1 saw In your columns tho other diy Ither of vou have a wife, cherish her In all ,1b:, t) p-oduie plctur-a In Entland and question In referrnro to a poem or eonn tbs little ways you would !' to b .ner- ;,,hcM and then brim them over hr which u wnttti bv two Phllad-lphla bove, hed. until you live ami love to the ver and o.1m th-m off un the American public ; which startrd ott wllh the lines last hour, for when It Is past and either one , i,,nB uf American production? ',c,alllnp o me es on before, as a baron 'IKht th other , Thl, ab.loUj .hwt ,, b,,,nc don, M'h-re can vju beV never can forle the h) that other part' xv. ,. t in we u or tll.ms,VM lf ,h(.y And ends up nlth f one life had to -o. otw-nn a. Ilttlf. Korelim faces and foreign "You're alwavs calling me. Then be hrae and set a ('.ear eramp.e to iimtiners are now Quite common on the1 In loolclna- through my muslo last night the many following you Oo out much, for scrn.n An awkward attempt Is made t.i I I cam.) acroea thU piece and offer the fol n so dolmr you keep up kep Keen and keep sl the 'jlcturc an American tone. lowlnif Information' an active mind and bo.l- ' think this Is something the pjblla In The song Is a neweie. I have had It Yes. hr all means. "W n. if ,0'J gen.-ral should i'snnt a i u .mf.iir trf about a weel nri it ... i... u.. .. ... .I'i..." "....,.. 1 ... mi., Ihelon enjoyment business the few : ears left iou See God's handiwork a'i about oa Then n iiiiK(iL-uii pfiniwru ,,, miu kv .... --- you will be using your f unities t.-tven i.u Tour life has been commercU.S w-l trained, now read travel. ee the .trer side of life The man. you sav ea'd ho "eorrv h went out of bu.ncss twentv rears ago; I" seemingly a comparitieU voung marr " Why, he quit business aorr- ir.d care In tlmsi to hold his "wn. so tak- hie Plan Is It not the change of climate, environm-nt and waters: we go to ihe eprmas. the ocean side, the Willi of l'nrida. the cocl of Canada. Have you not i arr.eil your vaca tion and lis power "to loosen the strlrgs of tare" that makes us old folks sweet ex amples for our generations fnl'owing. not always our children, but our brothe-s and alaters the world's children, our broihers who see us non-complainlng well, cheerful, rer Joyous, singing .i song, or haDP: re nulem, as wa go tIo'ii life s mountain and up. Let business gf oear. for i' care nrd worry l the whole kit .f tools that builds tho castle of -heumatlsm. ear-asm and dls tontent in our old age V produies th it thing which make tho-e we are thrown wtth Ahe. n,,ui. 0....1 1 wish we had died ynu-.jr. i a-ddentaiiy w Athens Double-Barreled Cannon yeur paper and the Inquiry, and thouiht he s 7.1 fhe l'd.tnr 0' tho Kventna PubHa l.edoer: like I am. and feels, too as I do. so r et 1 Sir In referring to tho request for In to the answering of our feelings ai I see It firmitlnn about the only double-barreled 2"!o matter where we are we can be at home ) cannon in the world, at Athens. Oa. Ac 5f we havo tender f-ellrgs to ilote our eves cordlnc to the story told. New Jeruey and en ar.sl li all over again, and a companion 1 Pennsylvania guardsmen stationed In Athens .. .,. .. ... .., .... ....4 ,n .1. vnn 1 1. .. . ... w bit - .-ii, iiHiu-".'. -. ""' .--, Mrs on again. Ta-rs. hoping fur Joy to yoj. On.NIMOTHKIl. Washington D C Feb 10. I?21 Those Foolish Girls To H Fditor of f'.e r-n Pvf f.t"' Sir Some or th d:iuaini,H In th- Pen- ple'e rorv.m have Iwen uilt useful to m- I nd no doubt to others I was Interest! especially In a letter tr.'k'i b: youn girl, vsho complains of her parents obj-cl Ins to everything th it sh mar do in con nectlon with social affair-, and she as k.l .1...' .... a ...... I... ... lu ntiln. tut inrj a. in .u w.v.ik i-i ." ........... more thsn a walir.ovver wherever h mar b. She sajs that her parents tell hr , that men do not UK girls who take the , Initiative In anything, but instead that to be admired a girl mu-t t- d-mure and as reserved as possible. In consequence, she . claims that she has been giadui'.'.v dropped by all h-r former frl-ids ord now finds I herself virtually neglected Speaking of men not I. king the wa. fivwer srlrl and eavlr.g- "What li there In life If !rls go ti a dance or parry and sit like dummy In one corner with a dress of her mother's glrlhowl style-' no vou. m-an to ay that our mo'heri wer dummies and I at In corners In their ulr.hoM days" Jion't , vou be leve It They looked clean and womanlke real and virtuous, when drej.,l ; In their calico and not smeared up with 1 paint anrt powder. They had lots of fun at parties and danc.s. and always con ducted themselves us sweet little ladies They were natural, not the art'.helal "mon fcey aeee. monkey does' kind of today. In her letter this girl Bays "Who would want a girl to come home and stand ove. a. stovo and cook after working hrd all day?" To h-r let me eav "Flight here --cu are all wrons. little girl Most of our t'.n Jadles ot todav don t want to do housework and cooking. In fact dony know how. and go to work T. st-res, offiVo- and factories to escape It. Tho proper pla.e for .1 A ! 's Ht hem-t-nd not In offices and in firtorl.-- Ti.e-e girls are no better off than if they d d no work. Nine-tenths of th-m do nM worU In sirder to help support them-eivee or th-lr families, but simply to get monev -v.th which to purthass immod-st dress. 1 and Illy style. In answer to hr sta'en.er.t. Let tne n.en I .to the saving." that 9 Just whe-e you are a I , wrong again If women would be irnr aavtng. we wnuld have more miirrtiges '-as divorce! ar.d less f-ictlon in fam'll-s and h-ro again mv argument holds bimv hat girls of tnlay a-- wur-lv -o: a benefit to the rotn-nunlt: wrc n f-ilshlv pendlnj their monev MP.S w :. n. , Philadelphia Tebr-.r; in if.'! Pictures Camac Street To h F"rf to' ef r Jt ; " rV l-ih'f I rdan ' s r I t.o-i.1. -n-e time .,go ...n th t.ic;, re'e of the Kvr-i-.i 1'iMi' I.si.en a P'c fure of f'arna.' r-et upi,ist , to l- tak' n from Ivcus stree Th- Th"togran. hap pened to L- a p.'-'u- f Th- 'ntu. rf which I am th- ho-tes snd mjs- have he-n taker, f-om ?.r: s'r. 1 l-.st il ' ' I-orust. as e'stt-d Ilelr.g the ot.iy pr'. r 1 on e s-. to which - isiti rs .a', rf : '.a''.'M - '". ner, I r'itjr,i. r-a- ' -t-nac -tr- t d's rusaed li a tr-.? r-v-.r-r tan wou'd trt. ahly oecur at an- of tl... ,'uh- Th- 1' -i-Itlchard r-luh is -: . r'-.t o -nal, :' blgceit I'.tf e'r.-et -. '?. -.'oiM .1 iwr good artvrtls'n f " V". .a I-ipl. a a-.l 1 thla eonreetior. ' i."i ',.! 'j ,' visitors fro'n rl' - ,s ' a r a- a as v. r Orleans and I-'r..-. -'k' h Zi " : known tj .".'e a '' -. ;. ... -s -. to Speak of r j.- s s;. r r:'. N.-i- V ,rk wl,. -"Club alUy" s we', '. nr New V-rkers fr-.. y re -,A-, T, rre that ther- is e.' a -.- e !. ir . . n rompar- l-h i',rur -. t' t t..T'n: shem o' Or nwn " aa n --enry ,(s hen the g.n j n.- ,- - ., . -,.- t. lage and before - ,,,! t',- .rp yellow and gr.-er: '..'- -,j l4s ,.r. .-n t'e real arti-ie f.- m t . . fam.vi -' . . h - , r' , ij . s rr.'dst that r- . i 1 fatno-i- i, .,. , iub and Tie !' 'h. ' .-t - -.- onrr ration cf c-l.t.ra'e! -.v..ir -n af r'. ! 's tO b' hope.) .,. f., .ivn tv- l-.r ' l.'r o.a' lie T'a.r nirinrl at-i .'h-r clubs, for '9 is long l'iw of tl em c-i - atr. .t irtreet -elll d-:cp '.rto a vr.ti e u,.',l,i pot. a rta. ar't1' "t.t - v'n ti ry, World fl.i',f r-riil-i-.nt ' l ,.-.a- ha' 1 In the I-At'.n qjart -r of ,vr 'II iV'.'i' . ' I WJI.S r'iliadc'i'.'s i-. - .,: :. ;,. Return to the Country To the Kd tor 0 1 ,.e 1 10 !,. I .da'. Sir I huve been r a 1 ng 'our .'es -.nd fh'.se of our cor" -Jifin.ler.ts js , he elmrt. arn cf houses It the f'es snd I sni wrlt.rg ihls. at I think yoi have th. ti,j m-.i m ro tho sltuatiiin. Ir HUT vvlfn wsr broke out. thousanda of farmers ar.I firm la borer! went o the , .t-.-s f r h'gher waifes. XMs natura ly rua It- t.wuse Heir"- l'i th.i otlca. Hut, on th- oh-r hand tli um. of housea are enptv on the farms v e!-,rt time ai-o within a radius nf t-n mllea ,,f this c tv I rounlefl a'x'v uht emp , h.,'is 1 have t-lIV'-d to a numb, r of tn--i frum siifftrent aectlnrN of tue e ,,itr 'ihe, say the linw Is the '-use rn 11 1 -jra' ,. ,, ns The farmer Is stl'l mil of h-p. 1 mi- the tatlea are s"ll o -errur. viv i,s 11 n-'t -percentage of tie tinw plovel a-., n farm t, don't lu thin It a gwui 1.1-a ti, u Pfppaganda to g t them la'''.' o the rms. where they are needed tK un !. farm fcotssa and releve 1... altu it on 1 n itiea? And when fils s don., ve u, ,ue, no licus" shortage Hi's nose 'h (e,i- rfi,,j not much her of It getting b-ttei The mwner shoe men raalfxe this fart th" aconer the housing prob'ein will be eol.ed fslk ng of n big bnlldlng boom is only hilplng :o kp these men 'a the cities and riving ttirni iala hope. '" 1. 11 Itllfcdelphla, Kebruarv 8 IU2I - Wages of picture Star 5" th Kditor of the Kvnung fabllr l.edaer fir In the Hundiv edition of a I'hlladfl vX'a newTarer ! read an ar'lfte recently PEOPLE'S FORUM Letters to the. Editor should be- a brl-f and to tho point ns possible, voiding nnythlng that would open a tlenomlnitlonal or sectarian discus sion. Xo attention will be paid to anon ymous letters. Names and ad dresses must be signed as an evi dence of good faith, although names will not bo printed If request Is mado thnt they be omitted. The publication of a letter Is not t& be taken as an Indorsement of IU views by this paper. Communications will not be re turned unless accompanied by post age, nor will manuscript bo saved. ' which Mated that a. great reduction In the I wave of mmlnc-plcture "Ham" haa tikrn place it wan ano announced that many "ll-known favo-ltm nf th. i-rron hue boon rendpr.t inhl-- 1 hve no wmmem 0 to ih waff, of u man or woman p.,in for the jditure- - .. 1 ,7 . .. ... 1 -- w.... .vuiv ..ir .1 1, i-ni.auelphlu. lVbruarv ! 19'JI Married Women In Jobs ;u" 'x,1',nr "' ''" '''atf P"blic .rdB" . 11 1 ieao allow me space In 'our 'Vis's Vorum to s..y u word In favor of the un-mployed girls. If the employers wou.j ut ounir tftU )n rtf pIa.0 of mar. rlc 1 women, whose husbands are nuking rim 1 1 SO to $200 per month, there uould tw .eas suffering a--nong the needy I admit som married women uhnee huabands aro out of woilc must be emplod, b'lt I do not ref-r to them. Manv vounj girls who nre supporting their parents m- out of work while married women, whoso husbands aru making cod money, are vorklrj It Is Inexcusable for the emp'.ivern 1 ot to take the p-r..nt conditions Into consideration and so if they cannot help out where help Is mo-; needed. w. J,, p. Phi ad-lphta. Pfbruary p 132l! Questions Answered iii .nani.-n-Aniericari War davs. vho saw the carnc-n frequent!:, it was cast early ! lu. ......... .. . . -T , ui .mi nar times and was intended to nre two balls at once, which were connected I " "c- !" asks for a srntence that con with a chain, the "a, being that It would I ,aln th entire alphabet. This eenlence vee awav many frlon soldiers nt a time. contains the entire nlrhabet: "John quickly Ilu". Mhen I! was hred the flrst time onlv 1 "t'niporlied five tow hajrs." one barrel went off am-ir.clnir the iron around. h.i 1.- e...,. ,...,.. .. ,.. I mss.,l kllllnz th m-ii v... ...' te.drT ir jt j, ,a!a .. p,r ,VJJ firT(, ;i(r.lln , Vi f. 3Ii X. .T INPANTP.T. '. J February in. ir21 Uaddonfie.u Volney's "The Ruins" , ' "" '"tor o' the fiwlnj Publ.r ..do" r '- J. P.s inquiry In tonlghfs r-vssi.sa 1 rmtt I.kmi-k rourds like , line from 1 olney s "The r.ulns." although not 'cry nceurateiy qUO-.l if this It !-. HI "In-con- voeanon. wh.ch introdures the buok tair.s tne earn.) g-ne-ai thouiht TIIKOnol'.i: .7. ORIIKN f Pebruar- in 1P21. He anco. Wants Problem Solved To 'he Idttnr at the e.Vevfi; P'il6ic t ' 'da" "'r Would yo 1 kindly publish in the! 'eopie s iur.m the answer to the following "- , .......... ... ...-J , Proo:.-m. also inronn me how vou do It? A man caught a fish. Ps head was 'hlrtr-two Inches lonir. Its tail was as big "" "' neau and half as big as Its laify tother. and Ita body was a big as lis '""','1 ancl tall put together What wis the tola! length of the fish JOHN ,f MANNIViJ Ph'.adelph.a Pebruar-- 10 IJO Solves Problem Te ,e ,t ee nt J.. -... ,..,,.. , '. ' ' " .-..'-',' -,- ,,,' ir-- r--.snswerlng the sernrd nrub!-m f th two .ubmltte.i by "C I. V, in the Peoples Lived a lonely little boy Konim of this date fts follows: lie was eager for a t.!a,mate The output nf a factory in Iflori was IS Ir nras hungry for a tov per ent greater than It was in 1(101' In n"t ' "'" always t.o much boih-i l0t it was li pr cent less than In 1003. If Too much dirt and too mu-h none the output was lU'O.sno.'JS in P'Ot, what rvr li" h" of too much trouSl-w-as It In llion end lOfi-j- Wasn't meant for little bov- i"itput f - 1004. MSrtM!).'. Po- 10,13, it was 12 per cent more than fpJB.Mp.'JS I Ar'- sometimes the little fel'ow Then this la only es rer cent of th,. i!if)3 , '-f' a took upon th' fioor. output. Therefore, output for inon 1114 . , r foramt and laugher too loudl 1S.1 "1. Th's output w.ls la wr rent I7r..tc. than 1002. Then 114.4.1.1.1 r.1 1. 11a... '. '. ' of th. output In 1302 Therefor- mitpu- fo- ' i;,n., iijj.n,; j.. ,, Kl'MIiLK ' ' Ph.lade'ph'a Tebruarv v ig-.j ' ' ' Acrophobia 7 , ef.'orof Hie ;,.,-.'. ,(,,,r I ,dnrr r IT '.' vou please exp'aln what aero nhohla I- vv. T, O. P'-.lade'.phla, Teb fl. 1(JI The word is d-'lveil from two Ortl words I -aV'os H"d phobia meaning fear of height 1 - B.ti'une 11 is appi'e,i to a. peculiarllty of s.-.-n persons who cannot mount a slep. iadd-. look out of a feor1. story window or r'.rle up an elevato- without unpleasant enmtlons or uneontrollable dlzulneas. There have been in-tanees of persons throwing then.se1 -e- f-om th- top of a tower or monu meiT .-Jer a morbid Impulse Height of Washington ' e r J ,r- t ffc,. r, .,., P-blir f.-roee--n - -To .ettle. a dfspu'e wll; vou te1- me how ta'l George Washington was atul hi wenrht In r-ature years c C GAI.KN f'h'ladelphla, I-'-b. P. 1021. W-i-h'ngton 'mi. r, feet 2 In'hes a'I. atl ,i'e ,n life weigh-d from lno to cno pound I Lincoln's Ten Dates '" '' Fdilnr nt Die y,r..a ff c i.i0,, -"r--I'easo print li. the Peoples I'o.-um he pum eal'.ei "Ten fjtes in tho Life of 1,'ieuin.-' The nrst star: a a'arts thus' 'In tKOn one rebniarj morn, in far-awa- IJen 1 tu W" .brili.ini r. rioln was born .vi.rnrjri MoniiK I .1 '.adelph.a e-oruar- 19:': 1'.. e"n -' h a a cap- ef t ,'- - t or t it we a- 1 he H,J to p. n , . restler will enntr'm-e T The Gc-.se Problem , In '.. r'H.lor n' 'Ir V-e,i ,0 Pi.bf.r J.rdarr: Sir T-e p-no'em vhl'h was e- you he 1 g f, f'or.ve:'. was vrv -nss- to olve in mv I orlnlon requiring no heiitwnrk at all. The maraet woman had tht-t-.s.K aeee nn,l :,, raany more, plug ha f that many more, plus 1 or.e.fo-irh as n a hur.drvd more equals one short of f'ome u?j n od ho UJt ', .ome harler 1 klllEMi'K It N'e.ark r Feb 'O ItlJl ' 1 -vt t me vVIISOV Answers also ser.t in 1. M tinrtnin I'an. e-r .V J . .1 Ilarn Johnsrm, ijlouiester, and James l Jenli n Milton Ke'nl.rg. Sarah 1' I.-v- I llenlaniil, and vrn' jm if Il,-h' Pn.lede.phlj All the Letters in AlphaDet to iw hit 'a? ot 'he Km. 1 Pub r l.'dl" S r In rep.v -j '1'. c V s' Inqjiry for i sentence of l.ot more than ten 1 ofdi aid ortalnln.- every llr In the alphabet I HUhlll., the fnllotilrg: The yuicli l-jun f,,x junifei o.'-r the lazy dog ' irn m l'lu'adelshia February 10 1 121 1. 1 c n . , 1'ooniS mid bongs Desired Wants a Poem To ! Sir tl e '. I t, ,' V T vih ,' o. ll.g '" hi no I' lb :' I Mir,., 'ipy vt the poeur cnntainlig t 'v h h -ii er.nlt.ed iv . Tiss- I "fiav after dav ' n le a mv wirdow sitt rg i t a-e the fhlidren at their nlav nearh I.ike buiterfl.e.s In summer gardens filt'lnr. Thev hmer 'round beneath rnv watr-hful eye " W I, T Philadelphia l-'eb 0 1921 Where Poem Is Found lo the Kditor of th' rtmo Public l.tdO'r Sir The rem reeiuesled In the I'toplo'i J'onim recently l n part of Pollok'a "Course nf Time." and the lints aro contained In BceW No The are us follows 'One man therj was. and many aueh vou mlrht Have met vho nn;r had a dozen thoughts In all h n life and ntver chinned their tfiurse. Hut told them Ver each to Its accustomed place, From morn till nicht. from outh to hoary age. I.lttle above the 01 that crazed the field ill reaaun ro-e weak his memory," etc. W. 1C. McCLAY. lhi:adelpti.a Kehruan U. 1021. "Suppose' To 'he hit, tor n the Kvenino Pulbic t.tdort: ."Ir In r-t)!i to Mr. 1.. 11. Colllnv. taking for thi word if the poem beulnnlnir "tfuppoKe my little ladj-." etc., I am glad to htlp 'ier by giving- hr tlm name of the pot and a tool: In which It appears, l'hebe ' Cary wrote tho room, which Is entitled "Suppose." and It l published In the Klaon primary avhool reader, boon three It is no oouM contained In the pnetaV rollec- ,l0,n "' v?'.'- . I HiledelPhla. l.t KSTHI.U? IINOUSH. tniary II, Wi'l , i- j: .-.. "-" ""." " . "" . i rpetiman and Harry D. Soulrea ti l. i a prtty nlcc and I am clad to know It ! Ztf, ,Ir,'tL'.n b ,wo cf our own boys here In Jhlladelphla. The name of the piece In duestlon Is "Calling. l'hiladelphia. Februsry 11, mil. Sends a Verse of Parody to the Vditor of tht Kventna riibltc l.tioer: Sir The following Is a verso of the parody on tho "Heautiful Bnow," requested by one of your readers. Vosilbly some one can furnish tho remainder: T.h, ,nw'! The snore! The beautiful snore, nillnc (ha chamber from celling; to floor; u;,r "ie coverlet, under the aheet, 1'rom her dimpled chin down to her NOW rising aloft like a. heo In .Time feet; Now sunk to tho wall of a'cracked bassoon: inutc-l.ko subsiding, then riling again. Is the beiutlful snore of Kllzabeth .Tare. , r wish you would nsk your readers for I 'W .Shall Meet at the lleautlfui date. The rirst lint runs. "All our friends they ar passing away. I.Ike the sweetest and falret of flowers, Only blossoming Just for a day. I In this beautiful world of ourn." I aaw this aong about twenty-rtve years ago In an exerclte book and will bo very glad to get a copy. T J. I,. Philadelphia. Tebruarv 12 1921. Alphabet Sentenct and Parodv To the Editor of f t'nng fMhlle I.,dn,r Ul. .... ....... .--.-.- -.-.... Sir In the reople'a llrum of Tcbruarv In'-.nsed Is a parody on "The Old Oaken Ducket." 1 rnniii 'lu. .. 4. ...1.. i e 'here is any room- THB OLD OAKI7N nLTKHT i.ast summer I thought I would to the country To spend my vacation I ned,d a rest. One mo-nlng I w,nt to the w-11 to get water. , Tor thej'told me that drinkl-..- ti-U water I w.i best. II had -. red patch on the -at of mv trousers And when I leaned over exoosfd 11 to v l-w , A hull who was grazing, at that r d patch ".vu (."sintf In such a ca as thsl wha' bull do? wo-114 any n.th lis horns he did buck n That red patch lie struck '.'. ,na 1 went clon-n with the bu .et . --- '"" nJ"B ln tn ir;i, 1: s wnn.M.' f'amden x J Pebruary in 11'jo Poem Wanted ''"'' r.ditarat thr Kvr;Uo l'lb,,c l.'do'r Sir I will nrnreciate It v-rr mu(i, if vou ...J" nlJ? rour r"rt' J'l'run the poem entitled "Ihe House of Too Much Trouble" , W. I, KKI.WTN.V. rlillif.e.ph.a .lanuary St, Ift'Jl THK HOrSB OP TCX MITII TROVHI.E - v. ... w, t.rj ,ll IJI -J In the bnuwe of toe m.h ...v... 0r he failed to close the door In a hnu-e nf too much trouble T1'1K, moat be precise and trim In " hnu' of ,no much trouble There was I.ttlo room for him It must never scalt-r playth'.rrs He must nev-r romp and play , Everv room mii'l be In order And kept quiet all the day lie never had companions. I Tie hsd never owned a pet I In the house of too much trouble It Is tr'm and cuht yet. Kv'ry room Is e-t lf, nrder- Kvery bonk is In Its place And the lonelr litt'e fellow IVears a sm'l- upon his face In the house of too mue-h trouble He Is silent and at rest In the hnue of too much troub,e W,th i il'v on h' h-esst Old Song Supplied 7" Ih'fih'ry e He r"-e(aj p.ihl'f l.rdlrr S" ITer-with Is 'Tome, Tllrdie Cnmr." I remember it from girlhood. I think It s the one r -'-d for i,y "r. T. " I enjoy tl.e Peop'e's rorum very murh rorne. b rd.e, iome and I've w-lth me vou sha'l lie happy blithe and free ' To-i shvl' h nil the world to me. Tf you wll. come sr.d live w'th me .On. hnppv bird, no tinuht of care Vo aehirg heart, no rrief to bear. Over the land, over the sea, P.r ng thy sne. t ti.ute and live with me Ttni'TiAIN ' Tome otrote c.vme nnd live w.tn rr.e Tou ehali 1.- Vapov. b'lthe and free , You ehnT b- all tho world to me lf v-o-i wl.l ccnu- and live with me Te 1 tt 11 birds met ait and aina. Manv a thought nf Invi-d ones bring lfnver!n;r round your tiny nest, 1 'ailing vo-ir Lived ones home to real iome live with me. ''ou shall be fr"e If you wil' cfim and live with me J rn a'.l alone, Oi,m.i in with m-. Mm ItADlin inmden N T IVbrusry fi. 1921 Mavb.' Mtaire Maple Shade. .V. .1 it ""uld r'iur too much of our limited span, ' " Prln ' i-nportant facts about Henry IV. levngfellow." .Vny encyclopedia will give I you this Information, end lives of the poets ar (o be found in till libraries. I j Something," bv Miss Nagle and the M-g V. VikT ' have rcentlv pnnta.1 chorus, who paraded tho aisles, was tht ttvo of tt j thres songs you reo.ut but us other tilt. The "Something" was rlgur vo,i gnu 01 no .id.rci wo cannot aend yuu ettcs instead of vvhat everybody liopud 1 .vnks We ! - t have the words of th It would bo ona "I m Pocr Jlu' a Gentleman Stn:." . (Jlga and Mishka and Frances Grant 1 nnd Ted Vine contributed to the Ben- The I'mple's Forom will appear .dally In (be evening Ihilille I.rdrer. inu alsa In Ihe Sunday I'ublle Ledcer. f.ettera disriiesliig timely toplea will be printed, as well as requested poema, and qaeojlooi ef gererrnl Interest villi be answereil Ship Bound Here Diverted to Boston ... . -lvlll ..,.. i,v ,.nm , in ie iimniii " rjlouccster, that the rienn liner 1'nileil dock he.-e toflnv. will ton The reason f ton. 1 no ri uhon lor this rlmtice was not Riven, i uminis- sinncr I lushes was informed that the Italian steamship Kcnlltmmlo I'alas C'iano will ilock here tomorrow instedil of in New York. Authorities havo been diverting various steamships this week becnuw of the typhus scare in New York nnd because of the crowded con ditions ut Kills Island. The Italian vessel has on board l.'WO steerage nnd 300 cabin passengers. From what port be sailed wn' not stated "CALL THE DOCTOR" FOOLISH BUT FUNNY Fluctuating- and Futile, Well- Cast Piece, Shows Bolasco Mastery of Direction (iorrick Very npparentlv .lean Archi bald. plnywrlBht of "Call" the Doctor," called tho pli-y doctor. In this "cu." ho hnppened to ba a specialist none other than tinvld llelasco, no less, nnd from tho way a somewha't thinly p'otted nnd naively cotiotructcd pleco "went" with a biff audlenco evenio could do no more for It, Mr Helnwo'H capacity for taklnpalns In Ktaglni; a play and his ability to put motion Into ttomewhat Rtntlc situations and tho brrauh of life Into dialogue not In itself novel or brilliant, to the ulti mate, effect that sophisticated playeoera will think they aro having a fine time and doubtless are having a. line time, considering are responsible for a theat rical attraction that Is contagiously funny. It Is an entertainment that really entertalnii. Uut one would wish that It did not pretend on the program to be a "comedy ln three acts." It Is ln three acts, but It fluctuates between fatce and comedy, with tho priority and preponderance of cmphasiH on farce. Aa comedy It Is a bit foolish ; ns faro It Is a bit futile. It doesn't fol low the rules of either frame. It Is an entertainment In three acts. Tho doctor who la called not tho pre liminary play doctor Is a new sort of proiCiBionai woman, srio nas a Heir- I awardid degree uh :t doctor of domestic1 airncuities. sometimes sne is merely a prescribing physician, sometimes she has to 'act with surgical ktidness and hurt her uatlents. Hut she succeeds In kecD- I lug homes happy, particularly after tho romance ot noneymooning na ceased to be glamourous. Her adroit methods and resourceful knowledge of male psychol ogy bring a philandering husband with a country mouse of a wife to his senses, restore r long-wedded wife to content ment with the monotony of her spouse's ways, send a temperamental vamp alonu hi Kurope, reconcllo an artist (K.) to her contlncntal-mlnded lover and Incidentally win a husband for herself. All a good and entertaining evening'.") work ! Miss Archibald had the material and tho (terminal Idea for a genuine comedy of character, but sho preferred, on the whole, to adapt her characters to her Invented situations rather than to havo the situations conditioned by tho char acters. At that the characters, although typ8. havo many touches of Individ uality. The author Is somewhat sketchy and loose-ended ln her devising and de velopment of plot material, hut skill Is shown ln pointing climates and curtains. Homo passages are not organic to tho plot, such as tho Isolated episode of the telephoning maid, with Ita repetition, but serve their purpose of drawing laughs. Tho dialogue Is of the sprightly variety, smart ln tone and constantly epigram maticcoruscating Is the word some times used to describe this. The production gains by Its llnolv se lective casting. Janet Beecher, tho f,doc tor," centralizes attention by the ea.se, good humor and finesse of her acting. If there must be a "dea ex machlna" In a farce, by all means let It be such n combination of Venus and Minerva os Miss Ileecher. As tho cardiac specialist she wins hearts as well as cures them. Charlotto Walker Is the drably clad sub urban mouse, who becomes qulto as gayly garbed, skittish and even shim mying town mouse nnd by new methods, such as doing tho opposite ot what the "brute" expects, reclaims him from the grip of the tompernmental singer. The singer Is played wllh a bit of proper hardness by Jane Houston, nnd Knnln Mnrlnoff shows a good deal of shoulders and abandon as tho other temperamental person, the artist. Mrs. Tom wlso la to tho life a gadding vine of a suburban wife, whose orange blossoms had faded a quarter of a century or so before, but who still loves her monotonous husband. i Philip Merlvalo os the lawyer who wins tho "doctor" and William Morris as the I husband restored to rtallratlon of his wife's esstntlal charms are excellent us the foils they are Intended to be. ! Dnvorce court lawyers may not care much for this "doctor" and her prescrlD tlons, but persons In quest of light en ttrtainme.tt will. "TICKLE ME" DOES JUST THAT TO RIBS t "Miisigirl Comedy" Also Tickles Ear With Tunes Tinney Back, but Not Black hubert 'Tickle lie" has everything I mi flrst-nliclit audience hoped It would have, with many thlncs brimmlnR over ' for pood measure, including ft lot of so.ip3Uds In the Oremony of tho Sacred I Until, which 'dimaxed tho flrst act. Soapsuds havo seldom been seen nt . such an ndvantace. The ntase lights 1 were caught up by tho bubbles like a million nlry Incandescenta which added I tho sparkling and the material touch to the m.'i(ml!leent buth scene. 1 nut, lalh thouirh It lu, the scenery ! pln' a Nmall part In this fast-moving extrarauan.a presented by Arthur Ham- mcrsttln as 11 "mustslrl comedy." . Irnnir Tinnev 1 h.irlc and at h'fl 1 Franktlnneycst. IIo drops ln on his heme foil's aH .1 scenery painter In a niotlon-pleturei Ktudlo. nut only his en. trancii Is in black face. Iiter. when tho show moves to Thibet, where I-'rank, a a former (rob made the acquaintance of Dardanella, and gained an i-ntrte to the sacred bath, our hero w ein In his own pigment, to sav notn I Inp of green velvet, iiold-bralded troun- vi h, a m-arlei peconu-story, or abbre ! vlated tunic, and a brown derby, neatly trimmed wllh n raccoon tall. Still later, he lmpertonates 11 woman, hut that doesn't keep him from being 1 Mr Tinney. Hu puts on a little playlet during the last net, when with Iou1hu , Allen, for stage purposes Maty l-'ulr-hanka, he sings "Broadway Swell and Howr-ry Bum." It's a swell playlet. Mr. Tinney al.o playu tho cornet. lie toiKT the show and started It again at IUm pleasure He fought with the direr, '.or of the orchestra and told that Imimr tant 0tllcl.1l that his musicians paid no atttntlon to his baton. "You're not get- . ting avvaj with that," he said. "Vou'ro like 11 guv with 11 toupee, you're only kld- 1 ding youmc-lf" Mr. Tinney Introduced his father, too. There aro three songs that you hum on the way home, thanks to Herbert Stothart. I.o limning nnd Claire Nagle sing "l.'ntll You Say Cioodby" und "If a Wish Could Make It So," both rab'hy hongs. Miss Nagle'n votco Is lacking in rertam qualities, but she makes up for tt by her personal charm "We've C.nt ral merit of the piece with their danc 1 Ir.g Tickle Me'r will tlcltle you , BRIGHT COMEDY AT ORPHEUM I Orpheum Frances Nordstrom's spar kling three-act comedy, "The Uuined 1 Uuly, In which urace ijeorge was seen iheio last se.-uun, wu presented by Mae ivsmond and Her Playem. As will be ' play Its ston revolves aruunu jnn .ior- . tlmr'r, ft voung woman who h.L been ' engaged for eight years to Bill Bruce, ' '" doesn't seo why he should marr ' l0"K afl he can kcJ,on hvine -Kagei , , of lt anrt ln ordr u hurry tMi-.i nluiis and executes a "comnro mw," of which Hill Is the party of the second pa it The uudlenca Is left with tho Inference that tho slow lover does what any gentleman would do, marry The play Is brimming with bright dia logue and amusing situations. The role of Ann Mortimer affordn Miss Desmond new chances for displaying her versa tility, while the other members of tlio company have parts that will add to their popularity among patrons of thla home. Photoplays Eheivhcrc PALACE "Forbidden Fruit," with Agnes Ayres. YICToniA "Idols of Clay," with Mao Murray, QHBAT XOKTltHtta "Tho Fur nnce," with Milton Sills. IM VHllI Ah "The Ktirnncc." COLONIAL "The Unit," with Hope Hampton. ilAUKKT 8TIIKKT "Tho Daughter Pays," with Hlalne llammersteln. ALHAMUHA "While New York Sleeps " STRAND '"Th Bait," with Hopo Hampton. LOCUST AND BKLMONT "Mid summer Madness," by Cosmo Ham ilton. lilVOLt "When We Were, Twenty one," with H. IJ. Wariier. COLI8KVM "The Testing Block," with W. H. Hart. CDDAIJ- "To l'leasb One Woman." LKADKll -- "The Testing Block," with W. H. Hart METROPOLITAN OVUKA ItOVSK "Tho County I-'alr," delightful film piny made from Noll 15ur gesn' stage success. Mautlco Tour ncur directed, with little Wesley Barry, Helen Jerome Kddy, David Hurler and Kdytlio Chapman ln tho cast. MEIGHAN IS STAR ON STANLEY SCREEN Henri Scott Sings Solos Pickford's Italian Role -Mary Stanley -"The Frontier of the Stars'" Is iui Interesting nlthough tint a very Important contribution to tho screen, Paramount has given It a favorite star In Thomas Mclghan. while llttlo Falre Hlnney nppears to good advantage-. Tills might bo n enso where tho reading of tho story which Albert Payson Terhune wrote, was much better than tho movie Izcd version. Charles Malsxin, the director, has en deavored to recreate tho atmosphere of the story, which In laid ln tho tenement district of N'ew York not far from Brooklyn Bridge. In order further to carry out tho illusion of the film ntory, the Buhler "prologue" shows ln strik ing fashion the roof top of a tenement house with tho bridge In the distance. Against twinkling stars In tho deep background nre shown th players repre senting the principals ln the Mm. Strcct nolses, clanging street car bell, phono graphs vying with the organ grinder, eta, strive lor supremacy of tonal ef fects. The "prologue" proved one moro that this Innovation can bo made an Im portant part of any film presentation. The fine singing of Henri Scott was cordially received. Ho offered an aria from "Don Carlos" nnd a musical setting to Kipling's "On the Uoad to Mn.ndal.iy." Another attraction wns tho Keaton com edy In which Buster shows how easy lt Is to do housekeeping ln a home with but one room It is renlly a trlbuto to the stagp-crafters' art, for tho mechan ical devices aro us good as Is the star who used them. Tho main feature. '.'The Frontier of the Stars," gets Its namo from tho fan that the crippled daughter of a detective knows also the roof of the apartment house as her playground. The stars are her frontier. To her roof comes ft crook who, in trying to hldo fiom Justice, be comes acquainted with the girl. Later Is shown the shock the girl gets when the crook Is In danger and which results In her walking Of course tho love interest then manifests Itself and tho crook li regenerated Sfanlon -"The lxve Light" brings charming Mary I'irkford ln a new type of Italian girl. Heretofore nearly every Italian actress has been portrayed ns having 1 aven tresses, but along comes Mary with her blonde hair" and again captivate her legion of admirers. Fran cos Marlon participated trlplv in this production because she wrote the htoiy, prepared the scenario and directed the production. Tho result Is a satisfactory one and the artistic touch of the femlnlim direction gives added charm. Remember "Suds?" Well, here Is Mlis I'lckford ln another character role, but it is better than that of the laundrj girl for she has had ft better surrounding. The plot has to do with a little Italian girl who has Just sent her brother ott to join the eolors. The girl Is made a l-per of the lighthouse. She finds t deserter who makes love to her and they are secretlv wed, At midnight Hour ner husband has tho glrl-vvlfo signal a love tiKcsnge to him. Morning brings news of a destroyed troop-ship upon which her brother was a passenger. During the hu-iband's sleep he talks and then lt Is revealed to the girl she has virtually Mllei her own brother, for the man Is a 'iennan spy. He Is killed In escaping and the girl marries an old sweetheart who has waited for her faithfully. .lean T)v Brlac Is the leading man. and In the cast are Raymond Bloomer, ld vvard 1'hllllps, Albert Prvscott ancl Kvel.vn llumo, recalled for her woik In "Little Pcpplna." Arcuilin "Paying the Piper is a good etample of how ft very popular dnnrer In Vew York with a clientele of admirers, ran bo lost to an audience of movie, fans In other places, Dorothy Dickson, the dancer, la the example, but her name Is not known to many movie fans unless tbev be of the commuter type of Phlla-delphla-N'ew York variety. Ouida Bergerc wrote tho scenario for her husband-director, Oeorge FItz inaurlce. In this Paramount story Is found a lavish liroductlon with settings that vie with the De MUlo brand for Humptuoui ness and utter usolcs.iness in "practlca- 1 bllltv" for regular honcst-to-goodness homes. Trickly hiding places for "phones," cigars nnd liquors nre abun dant From the nrtlstlc point of view there is the beautiful photography lor which tho Fltzmaurlce products are noted Tho titles are cleverly caied for as wpII Money is of little value when one has to "pay the piper" for the dancing. That Is shown In a striking way bv this story of a pampered girl who weds in a marriage of convenience arranged by her divorced mother. Also la shown the upper set In Its social life, according to irovie standards. Alma Tell, who needs no Introduction. e,eellently plays the part of a girl who lows the husband of the conveniently arranged wealthy marriage. Hod lax l'oque, Reginald Denny and (Jeorge Fiivv cett have Important roles Kjtlu-ilne l'mmett Is tho mother. Itegent So Ixmg Letty ' was one of the, most popular of musical farces. Now comea the movie version, which seems evm funnier, with T. Roy Barnes, I'ole-n Moore, Oraco Darling und Wal ter Hltrs. They are fine. nlUer Morosco and 1-lmcr Harris wrote the story which wan directed by Al rhttstle, who has heretofore devoted his energies to short-length comedies. Briefly, the story deals with tho two families In the bungalow colony wh.o agree to trade husbands and wives for a week Nothing is found which would require a censor, as the fun la of whole borne farcical order. I Hpilol- Body und Soul ' was adapted h- Hayden Talbot und Muru Bobbins fi'orn tho play by William Hurlbut. '"harles Hwlckard, who directed the piece, has mode a good Job of It through out Whllo Allco Lake Is the featured player, it is good to see Stuart Hol.nef, the one-time screen he-vainp und villain, 1 buck again in a lilting role. j no story tens 01 a gin wno is af flicted with u dual personality. An ac cident while crossing a street caused the personality of a coquette to be the stronger und she Is then much different from the llttlo lady who left her friends. Later sho ugaln receives a blow which returns her to "normalcy" and a pretty romance la carried to a happy conclu sion Mr. Hampden Repeats Hamlet Walter Hampden opened his second and labt week at tho Walnut with a repetition of his admirably conceived and poetically achieved Ilumlet. He will reicat this role on the Thursday evening and Saturday afternoon per formances. Tlio Hampden repertoire for tho re mainder of tho week Is us follows: "The Servant In tho Houso," Charles rtonn Kennedy'n Impressive and spiritual play, Tuesday and Friday nights; "Taming of tho Shrew." Wednesday matinee, and "Merchant of Venice," Wednesday nnd Saturday nights. MISS JULIET HEADS KEITH'S VAUDEVILLE Clever Imitator Offers Sketches of Famous Stage Personalities This week In Keith vaudeville brings to Philadelphia nn Imitator whose nktcheH of famous stage personalities are quite near enough tho originals to make thin theatrical reminiscence worth while. Miss Juliet, who will be, remem bered for her work In the first "Cohan Revue," this year gives u Kd Wynne, Ethel Bnrrymoro and Nora Hayes "from life." Of course, there arc other Imita tions, but none so good nn these three. Ruby Norton, with Clarence Senna nt tho pin no, Inttoduces a number of songs that win a measure of approval. Will Ward's presentation of that "Musical Bouquet" U a concoction vaudeville pa trons will smack their lips over. Snrah Pndden'H sketch, "Tho Cheap Woman," l.i well done, but the Interruption In which she reads uti uppenl from Her bert Hoover for tho starving children of Kurope puts the accent on Mr. Hoov er's appeal rnther thnn on her net. Wilson brothers ln "The Lleutennnt nnd the Cop" offer some good yodellng, Incidentally Swift and Kelly havo a clever comedy net called "Hum Drops'"; Polly und O. nre musicians, ono vocal and tho other of tho piano variety; the Osborne Trio have a comedy balancing not, und Carl Enrniy nnd his pets top off tho offering. Olobe Van Avery, talented blackface Impersonator, with his partner, Carrie Avery, scores a hit In a comedy creation, "Madamo Sirloin Medium." The skit overflown with origlnnlltlen. "Hanky Panky" In 11 delightful musical revue. Hntertalnlng acts aro presented by Dobbs, Clarke and Dare, Ileleno Colene nnd company, the Marconi Brothers, Richards, nnd La Bernlcln, nn nrtlstlc dnncer Allegheny A good sto'ry. Interspersed with comedy, is unfolded In the sketch presented by Arthur Devoy and com pany, tho headline act Ryan nnd Leo keep laughter going with a snappy skit. Wilson and Wilson In musical comedy nnd Jean nnd Valjean also won appro val. Kathcrlne MacDonald, In "Pas sion's Playground," Is the photoplay star. Broadway- -Novelty and entertain ment predomlnato ln the anniversary week bill. Tho Japanese Review, ncen Icalty unusual, heads the bill appro priately and Justly. Others who do their share in maintaining: tno high standard of tho program are Peggy Rogers, a clever entertainer; Al ffhayne, come dian ; Harry nnd Ruth Sullivan, musical playlet, and Threo Bohemians, Hongs and dances. "Tho Inside of the Cup" Is tho Impressive photoplay. Cron Keys "Fads and Frolics, ' n girly musical tabloid, is enlivened with bright lines and situations. Hurry Ross laughs ulonjr quickly, whllo Julian Hall nnd company, In "Snnpshots," nnd the Nakac Japs complete an entertaining hill. Some of tho latest news of the day Is pictured on the screen. WUllnm 1'enn "A Trip to llitlund," u novelty uct, was presented to tho de light of a packed house. Several song writers of note havo pooled their efforts to put this act ncross. Marie Russe'll, comedienne, won much applause. The skit of Fannlo Simpson and Karl Dean was funny. Roger?) urld Sully, "trampo llnelsts," were well received. "The Per fect Woman" was tho film, Nixon "Everyman." a timely play- . let, featuring Harry Puck, Marie Percl vnl and company, .won headline honors. Ward und Wlljion, in an entertaining i-klt, wero given a good hand. John T. Fay and company, ln songs und dances. wero well received. Others who pleased 1 were van camp's pics, and Fox and Benson, acrobats of merit. "Honor Bound," featuring Frank Mayo, waa the pnotopiay. firunil- "The Kiddles' Cabaret." with a company of Jucnllo urtlsts, wns well applauded. Santley and Norton rant several good numbers which went over The musical uct of the Transtleld Sisters was well received. Arnold and Lambert In a skit, and Iafka und Stanley, ln a novel ucrlal net. completed a good bill. A feature photoplay was also presented Walton lloof Tlie varied hill includes the Morln Sisters, novelty ucrobatic dancing; White Way Trio, in songs and r ccentrlc dances ; Rita Tovmsend and Billy Bold. "whirlwind ballroom" dances; Oeorgo Howard, tho miniature dancing violinist; Tropical Marimba Band and Sonla Moroff. the "Melodv Miss." World's Mnaeuni Features and no -cities are to ba seen here. Kiaie KturU "HnJf Man and Half Woman": Oeorgln Wilkinson, Human Knlgma. and Alex ander MacWIIkle, "Whiskered Man,"' ate u few of tho Interesting- featurea. I Dnmnnt'a New balladn by Emmet Welch fcervo to set off the usual timely I F.itlroH on current evcntu, together with! miirh anil xtorlea by tlm resident fav-' orltvs. Throughout It is a typically in teresting und up-to-the-mlnuto Dumont ' bill BURLESQUE BILLS "Folly Town" at Casino Attractive Shows at Other Houses C'aalno "Folly Town," ono of the most lavish productions put on tho burlet,que stage. Is hero after a lone; run in N'cvv York, where It played to "capacity." Gun Fay in In the stellar role and is excecdlnidy funny, as Is his nisUtant. Johnny Walker. Frnnz-Marle Texas, an attractive brunette, ha.i the leadlnc role urnontf tho women. Sho has n melodious volco and handles her numbers very tilcoly. Thero Is a large hupportlnu cast, many fino vaudeville acts, Including tho Tennessee Ten, nnd last, but not least, a chorus of twenty-Ilvo beautifully KownH filrls, who nte yountr and wha can dance and Kinir. l'rople'a John Harry, a clever laush maker. Is starred in the dashing anrt elalioruto production, "The Hon Ton Girls," and keeps the house In an up roar from his first until his last appenr unco on the sIiikc. Many pretty maidens nnd entertaining principals aro ln ' tho thow, which Is handsomely staged. Trocadero l'unny comedians and good singers, as well as a youthful and f.u clnattng chorus of eighteen, malto "Puss I'Uha" an attraction well worth seeing. The show which stars Itay Read and Hen .Small, capable funsters, and Hve 1ti Demcrest, dancer and singer, Is full of jazz nnd H brightly costumed. Continuing Attractions FOIMRST - "Scandals of ISJO." second of these entertaining "an nual events" produced by Oeorgo White. Ann Pennington, George nickel, the Welfords, I.ou Iloltz tind La Sylphe are featured. This v ear's production travesties cur rent fashions, foibles and frailties, such ns the protltcer, the rent problem, the Volstead uct, etc, Tho "Spider Hallet" li a novel feature. ADKLI'Ill "Scandal." a thiee-.icl play b Cosmo Hamilton, featuring Diaries Cherry and June Walker A very sophisticated comedy of an up-and-dolng, not to say up-and-daring girl ot charm and resource who seeks to learn the masculine temperament in Its elemental es tate Sometimes banal, often pun gently epigrammatic In dialogue und situation, LYRIC - "Huddles." George Iln bart's attractive story, with II. C llllliin's tuneful music of a maid of lirlttany and a shy American lover. Donald Brian, Peggy Wood and Halph Morgan have tho prin cipal roles. I.nst week. ClIKSTNVr "Kast Is West ' drama of a Chinese "sing-song" girl In San Francisco. Fay Haln ter Is Marred ns tho purchased bride, whose reactions to American ways when tho sccno shifts from China make an nppenllng llttlo play. Lest week. TRANSPLANTING JEAN' OF GALLIC PIQUANCY Translation and 'Acting Make French Farco "Sympathetic" to American Audiences Ilroail Philadelphia Is not Parts, and American customs are not, nnd never will be, Onlllc customs; but attempts nre often made, on the stage, to blend them. Such nn attempt Is Trnnsp1nntln Jean," translated from the French of De Flers nnd Calllavet Indefatigable col laborators on piquant farces and now presented in outwardly respectable gnrb to American audiences. Hnllnrn Thomp son Is the skillful ndnptcr who has made It lesi continental nnd moro American without "purltnnlzlng" It. It will not offend people of the world. For "Transplanting Jean" Is not racy or salacious In the sense thnt so many imported-French farces have been. But lt Is based upon an Idea nnd depends on situations wholly Calllc nnd "unsympa thetic" on this side of tho water In their original nnd purposed meaning. For ex ample, what probably seemed Immensely nnd lntrnse;y nmuslng to Parisians In tho story ot tho dissolute, Htisceptlblp father, his uncouth natural son and the lattcr's sweetheart, who eventually turns her affections to the father, has. In tho translated form, oftentimes more of un pleasantness than of humor. However, thero In no denying the fact that the final effect of "Transplanting Jean" is thnt of a pleasantly spiced com edy, both of charncter nnd situation, ex ceedingly well translated nnd logically and artistically constructed. The flnnl factor In relieving the play of ofTcnslvenetii lies In tho personalities nnd acting of Its co-stars, Arthur Byron and Margaret Lawrence. The former, who helped direct nnd also staged the play, never swerves from a plune of sustained high comedy, delightfully foreign, often qulto the "great lover" and always an artist to hln finger tips which ho uses with the perfection of grace. To Miss Lawronco fall tho play' "big momentB" nt tho end of tho Second net. nnd sho rises superbly. Philadelphia ban been lucky ln welcoming charming and talented voung femtnlno stars hero this vear, nnd Miss Lawrence surpasses her advance notices. She and Mr. Byron niako palatable the union of "winter" nnd "spring." tho rouo ami tho young glrj, nt tho end. Mention must also be mado of Rich ard Barbee, who plays a difficult role generally well, und eometlmcM with dis tinction. Tho others, especially Forrest P.oblnson as tho Cure, aro excellent, Tho settings aro moro than ndequato. Philadelphia Agency Now Open In the next few days we shall award exclusive selling rights for Philadelphia und vicinity fer Kendall Envelope Hcalor, Retails J3.i"0. 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