? ,!5yv j:i-''J.".-' hw ji. 1' " -ff - "i ' v- Jtoo Minutes oi Optimism By HERMAN J. STICH tiftmmOt rtJBETO ttMEBPHIAI)Ei;yHIAt TUESDAY, JANUARY 3tl, Mm fCV Something for Nothing AVE you Bot yours yet? Thot la, your share of tho money in circulation, Mich thc.lflut government statement allows each of us nhout SCO, against ,CMlrS?tn1s,not an attempt to duplicate the practical joke an enterprising dally t rrnrS ago purlieu""" " wuviu uuuu iiuuiibuvu vuo report Wat IOT W"L;B woman and child In tho United States there was $35.75 In clrcula (TCf "T' .ndd! "If you haven't got yours yet. write to tho VnUeA ... Hon, "",' " ,rtMAlAoit Immediately tho treasury offico was deluged with letters from every .1, nd corner of,UncJo Samls domain. Somo requested, others pleaded for tho nHn the treasury-that was, "due." Many writers unfolded hard luck talcs, AVrtn Included the number of children In the family who also were "entitled" the 135 " Tb0 malt incrcnB01'0 n'wmlngly that the Treasury Department H I". ,ni,ftTC posters.mnue nna.uavcrwBcmcius pmcca in many of tho newspapers liKWrV oxplalnjng that It had no authority to glvo away $35.75 to any v iu fcti. uuu n snare or H?' ;.". in r'lrculatlon was to vork'for It and earn it. ,6C n.xt.i,n; nnn of the greatest fallings of human nature li this ncrvprtnn f ... rfecn-rooted Instinct of acquisitiveness, manifested in the desire to get for i itiier nothing tJiat which ccsts labor and money, "Ono.ccnt sales," profit-sharing stamps, coupon certificates, "pritcpack .... ' the giving away of merchandise "free" with sales totaling n certain mmmt-theso and many other similar devices, while frequently harmless, are i .Ml the phllunthroplc trade excursions so many gentlemen would have us J'ffe" 'They ore simply tho way business men capitalise and advantage them- ,tlT Wo pUlnblo feature of this perverted twist is that so many otherwise sen- !ble humans are pcruuaueu w iui wnu mcir grcenoocus lor grccn-goods, ' i.n.ihelr double eagles for whim-wham and wamnum. hand ovor their Liars and assets for promises and parchment, Jto the tunc, according to Secre- t Andre, of the National Association of SccurlUes Commissioners, of $500, .,1'La n t-nr. This is the eaulvalcnt of an invested nrlnrlnio f hht,.n ind fifteen billions, of dollars. Such Is our bonded Indebtedness tossed to tho sharks In blue-sky Investments a direct cxcrcscnce of the desire to "gct-rlch-oulck' to get something for nothing. q w tiMt. the man. who thinks, ho Is getting somethlnir for nothlnr nr him. for, Uttlo- simply gc what he gives rarely more. At worst, dazzled and blinded t, alluring, extravagant, Impossible promises and hopes, ho delivers lib nest-egg jo Buncombe county artists, who tell him of vast profits to bo made. The ironware" made, but the trusting dupo does not wako them. DREAMLAND ADVENTURES "Bad Doctor Bat? ' Dj DADDY boneatli h(s win? and pulled out tho goggles V.egey had given him to ho could seo In tho sunlight. "Them) make mo sea In tho light, so they will make you see in tho dark." explained Judge Owl. Ho took tho glasses apart things YoviMLove to Make Worsted HiSh Coil No doubt you havo a favorite frock which Is low-necked. Now that high collars are the whim of the moment. ou would like to remake the collar of your frock. Uso heavy worsteds of har monlxlng colors that will go well with the frock. Take trlplb thicknesses of th worsted and make an eight-strand braided band. Fringe the ends: croch a scallop at the top far enough around to fit the neck. Buttonhole two silts at the back of the neck of tho frock. Put ths worsted collar around your neck. IIP the end through tho silts and tie at U?Ji.-.. T.Mb worsted high collar" wUI Ui.i? y.iur favorto frock look like on of tho very newest ones, FLORA and gavo tho glass for ono oyo to . ilii.f nlrih0 Sloss for tho othor cyo to Blllyj They put tho glasses to their eyes, screwing Uiem In as they had seen Englishmen do In moving pic tures. To their delight they found tliey ?,'ild.8C,, " welt ns If the hollow tree ,a.t.een i brshtly lighted theatre. "Whoo-whangety.whepi I'l snatch you out of that trcet" Thus roared tho bllnard, trying Its best to smash tho tree over. "Whool Whool We'd better get out of here I hooted Judge Owl. lie picked up two dead leaves from tho floor of tho tree and using pine needles he fastened the leaves to Peggy's shoul der, making wings of them. Il0 did the same for Billy. "Now fly after mo I" ho hooted, leading them Into tho strangoat of all strango places. Where do you think ho led them? Tou'll find out In tho next chapter and perhaps you'll bo surprised. M dltAPTER II In the Hollow Tree "Vrhoo-whangety-whee-ce ! n.itn.. WUI. Mil !M Come nway. tuiiiij V'V'V" THUS roared tho blizzard, trying to tcaf Peggy and BUMy. from Judge . '."'. .T.5" htnh t.iv worn llllH ffle.7event:'bSnB"swept awSy"Uy theVstorm. . , , ... ,.,,,.. Judge Owl urged them, but Peggy ana I Bllt? found to their dismay tbey couldn't i r.'lVi-T.'Vi. ., Th floor was too . gci nu .no "--. - , mll . . . . . j w "BTioo! Whoo! I know wnat to ao. fAntM Judee Owl when he saw. their trouble. "Make yourself tiny and men jou can get through." That was easier said than done, how eer' Peggy and Billy didn't haye an' magic charm w(th which to make them- !" "V-rn. , -n,o. .,. . rthr hooted Judge Owl, when they told him they didn't have any moglc charm "MAbg'!f you just make yourselvea feel tmall you can get through." small r1 asked Billy. But an Idea hod Mftnn. tntn porsv'n head. i.i u hnw Ttfn nnn tnakn ourselves feel small." she cried. "Let's Just think of tho meanest thing we ever did I m going to think of the tlmo I went Into a ould not take me to a moving-picture thor and then I found out they woyldn t UKe me DPcause moy nau i"i"'u Io el surprise party for me My, but I f..i .mail pvitv tlma I think of how ugly I acted." Anu as Peggy saia tnie sno u;ti.i w grow imaller and soon she was bo small sremnd tho treo. and she might have fallen to the ground If Judge Owl had rot' reached out his beak and pulled . JierlthrouB" the door Into his home. He toufd do this easily for sho waa now eeti smaller than no was. ' itt.il .i.l. ,t.K lmA T 4ln n fin ,- .U. Tll Thhnnu Tll.ll 1A Vkllll. can iu mo ian ij. tfuuiiu vu... k..v "": dog;" replied. BJlly. .'It was down on the onago oer in rivur unu uwhimi ... goU no wild', running around una around trlng (p get rid of the can that 1 grew -dizzy watching him and fell "off tho brldgo Into tho river water. 1 Would hao drowned If Johnny Bull can ami an, iiauu t jMmiJ-a w " mer after'.-pq and pulled mo out. AS Hilly thought of this Tie, too, rrew smaller and smaller, Rnd soon Judgo Owl was able to Jerk him through the hole as ho had Peggy." t - t.nBAIH hnnin.l Titclrr. inoo ; futile ncro i huwwu Muuh 0, and ho dropped down Into the Anw .. .i.H l.r.!l. lr.filHu ef flif. treft Pcgsx find Billy tumbled after hint landing on top of him at ,the bottom. Judge Owl was so fluffy ho rnada a regular cushion, so they did noi nun uieinBeivct. "(. l.n.ubftlr If la In htM1 T mn't iff 'a 'thing." gasped Peggy. "HT.haI MTVtnn I -r mull I flv l.nf hoofed Judgo Owl. Instead of strik ing a ngnt hb mey expectea no wouia do, Judge Owl dovu down Into a pocket m StMvLB The Store of Personal Service 1310 Chestnut Street Clearance Sale XA Off Ticket Prices 159.50 Bay Seal Sports Coat -7975- 950.00 Hudson Seal Wrap -475-00 . 199.50 Bay Seal Coat Three-quarter length. -99-75- - 299.50 Black Russian Pony Coat Natural Raccoon collar and cuffs. -149.75- 1850.00 Natural Squirrel Wrap 675.00- 1795.00 Alaska Seal Wrap - 897.50. All Sales Final: No Approvals: None C. O. D. THE BLUM STORE A New Organization With an Old Name r iASELF-REDUCmG For Stout Women 1 wS 'Si ( 4 vwSiracg iil I VwrA V YMy3iM i Sv H jwl Uk I i I il r 12SS?A lufl 1 j llll I I fi iri m wh 1 1 .l 17 llll yKBp at$522 New Models! NewPrices! They set a new standard of value for corsets These new Nemo models, arc extremely low above the waist, with rubber inserts, but the pro portions below the waist-line are the same as the three most popular Self-Reducing Corsets which have been worn by hundreds of thousands of stout women for many years. These women refuse to wear any other corsets because the invaluable hygienic features of Self Reducing Corsets have benefited their health, re duced their size and lightened their weight to a marked .degree. Only the united effort of the manufacturer and retailer has made possible this ECONOMY SALE of Nemo Nos. 620, 622 ad 626 in all sizes at On Sale in All Progressive Stores , ANymo Hyirrcnlc-Fashton Institute, New York $coo WANAMAKfeR'S DOWN STAIRS STORE WANAMAKER'S Annual Glove Clearaway at Average Half Price in Wanamaker's Down Stairs Store Center n a H AlSl e Oppo ftuiiies Fine Glove Silk Vests, $2 A third less for tho heavier kind of glovo silk vests with brocaded ribbon shoulder straps and band tops. Sizes 36 to 42. All' flesh pink. Ono of tho best underwear mills In America has been making Iheao up for us at this very special rate 700 Shirtwaists, $1.15 Extraordinary collection of eighteen different styles at this oho Pc5' Polka-dot vollo with organdie collars, ,striped voile, checked whito muslin, plain white vollo and practical whlto-madras In fancy effects. Plain, trimmed with laco and In other good-looking stylos. Ono of tho best collections offered In quite a long time at $1.16. Sizes 86 to 46 In tho lot but not in each style. Somo of tho waists show marks of handling. Hand-Loomed Rag Rugs, 50c to $1.25 Quite a good deal heavier than ordinary hit-or-mlss affalrH and, of course, that means they will wear longer. Woven on hand looms. 18 x 36 Inch rug, 50c 25 x B0 Inch rug, $1 Z4 x 36 inch rugi, 75c I 27 x 54 inch rug, $1.25 Bungalow Aprons, 85c Fresh shipment of thoso surprising all-over aprons of plain pink or bluo and striped percale an well as checked gingham. Three-quarter-length sleeves. White Sale Envelope Chemises, $1 Especially pretty ones of sheer soft materials with Inviting laces and embroideries. . White Sale Corset Covers, 50c to $1 Fresh shipment of corset covers secured for tho Whito Sale. Quite elaborate ones In tho lot. Any ono who wears corset covers will appreciate the quality. White Sale Crepe Nightgowns, $1.50 vvit&iexrorvfhitT of tho fincr fiort' plaIn or printcd Dutch Aprons, 75c Astounding assortment of Dutch or "Polly Prim" aprons which modern housewives Hko so well. Plain chambray or plain gingham trimmed with rickrack. Girls' Middies and Regulation Dresses Soiled From Handling Third to half lcs6 for middles in sizes 6 to 18 years: all fino white jean or with colored collars. $3 to $5 for girls regulation and 2-pieco middy dresses: sizes 8 to 14 years in the group. Whito jean, some with colored collars. $25 Suits for Men All-Wool Wanamaker Standard Something to talk about isn't it? And, deeper than that, something; to think about. Wanamaker's Down Stairs, Store is doing this, along with other definite things, to bring down the cost of clothing. These suits are sound value, through and through, and a splendid investment for any man to make. ' Of good-looking cheviots and cassimerea in styles and sizes for men and young men. Men's All-Wool Suits With 2 Pair of Trousers, $33 Still good choosing among these remarkable suits of fancy mixed cheviots in Winter weights. (Gallery, Market) SJU'r your Big Bens ahead! Be down bright and early at Wanamaker's if you wish GOOD gloves at half price Wednesday morning. 3675 Pairs of Gloves for Women 1133 Pairs of Gloves for Men 1810 Pairs of Gloves for Children All taken straight from our own carefully selected Wanamaker stocks. Nearly alL bought within the last three months, so that most of them are beautifully fresh. However, they are small lots left over from a busy sea son not all sizes in each style; a few show marks of handling; a very few have been re-sewn, although the majority are perfect. In many cases prices are very much less than half the early season rates and they are almost half, exactly half or less than half the current low market rates for similar qualities. It will be the most astonishing glove clearaway that we have had in a long time! Women's Gloves at 50c Average half price for chamois ltslo gloves in white or buck and knitted whito wool; both kinds now 50c a pair. Women's Gloves Now 85c Half price for gray sucdo mittens, fleece lined; for chamois llslo gloves with strapped wrists in whito and buck; for double silk gloves In gray, white, brown, pongee; for duplex chamois lisle gloves in white and mode with one clasp. All at 85c pair. Women's Gloves Now $1 to $1.65 Average half price for duplex fabric gloves, outseam sewn In gray or buck color at $1 a pair. Also a few strapped wrist duplex gloves at $155. Gray suede gloves, one clasp, arc ?1 to $1.65 pair. Mocha gloves with or without silk linings, ono clasp, in brown or gray, now $1.65 pair. Capeskin gloves in black only, one clasp, now $1.65 pair. Women's Gloves Now $1.75 Half price for five-button length French glace slip-on gloves in tan, brown, white and black. Women's Gloves Now $1.85 Strap wrist suede gloves in brown, mode or gray, piquo sewn just the kind that most women want. Suede gloves with Wool fleeco or knit wool linings, mostly in gray. Capeskin gloves with knit wool linings in gray, tan and black. All $1.85 a pair all at averago half price. Women's Gloves Now $3 Four different styles at averago half price. Eight-button capeskin gloves, pique sewn with embroidered back, tan, brown and beaver. Nine-button length French suedo gloves. Eight-button length white kidskin gloves. Twelve-button length navy capeskin gloves. Children's Gloves, 35c to $1 Half price and less for these properly cut, durable gloves for boys and girls. Fabric gauntlets, in gray only, fleece lined, now 35c. Knit wool gloves in gray and navy now 35c. Fabric gloves, gray sucdo finish, embroidered backs, now 50c. Glaco dress gloves in brown and tan now 65c. Gray suede gloves, fleece lined,' now 85c. Gauntlets of fleece-lined tan leather, horschidc, buckskin or black and gray leather, now $1. Unlined gloves of gray mocha, tan capeskin, pearl and gray capeskin, light gray buckskin, or white and natural doe-finished leather, now 85c. Capeskin gloves with knit wool linings, khaki or gray, now $1. (Center Alile) Men's Gloves Now 25c to $3.75 All half price or less. All kinds of gloves that every man needs. Work gloves of canvas with leather palms, now 25c Work gloves, gauntlets and mittens, now 35c. Knit wool gloves in khaki color now 35c. Knit wool gloves in oxford gray or black now 65c. Varied assortment, including gloves of suede, mocha, black and tan capeskin and lined or unlined buckskin gloves, now $1.65. Tan capeskin gloves with wool fleece linings now $2.25. Gray mocha gloves, limited quantity, now $2.65. ' Strapped-wrist capeskin gloves in tan with knit wool linings now $3. F-o"ii,ned gray suedo gloves, outseam sewn, now $3.75. Also limited quantities of fino gloves, but too few of a kind to mention, all at half price or less. (Hen's Gallery) No Wonder Women Are Enthusiastic About These New Frocks at $10.75 to $25 tfib. $15 Tf&r They're such delightful dresses fashionable and wearable, of excellent mate rials and very low in price. Scores of new dresses have arrived for Wednesday at prices so low that every wardrobe should have the addition of one or two. $10.75 Women's Skirts Special at $2.75 to $7.75 Sinco sizes aro broken, prices have been much lessened on these good skirts. In a variety of ma terials in checks, stripes, plaids and plain colorings pleated or gath ered. (Market) Women's Coats and Wraps $16.50 to $37.50 You'll be umazed at tho great variety of Winter coats and dol mans at theso prices. Scores of pretty things of such good ma terlals as silvertone, velour and Bolivia. (Market) $10.75 for dresses of navy bluo serge trimmed with rod-and-black or b'uo-and-black braid and gun metal buttons. (Sketched.) Dresses of soft wool velour with colorful sashes of tricolette and beaded or embroidered serge dresses are also in this group. $15 Tho other dress sketched is from this group. It is of fine twilled serge, trimmed with loops of black moire ribbon. A great many straight lino frocks of sergo are beaded or embroidered in silk. Others are trimmed with black silk braid and piped with henna or blue. Charming New Taffetas with tho freshness of Spring havo arrived. One delightful model has an overskirt which boasts twenty tiny ruffles; at tho waistline aro little crepe do chine flowers. $15 to $25. flfnryfitrfi Prnrlr-a arc beautifully beaded or embroidered with deep bands of fenofinn si1rtv TI1fiilf YinvtF flTwl rtrAiirn 1 T r tKK V4l)V4il VUlVt HtUVit) k J .Vi UIWH11, yiU VU lfJU (Market) All Winter Suits Much Lessened in Price Think of a pretty suit of soft silvertono with a silk-lined jacket and a collar of fur for $15 It is sketched. An excellent every-day suit that you will enjoy wearing. $16.50 Tricotine frocks are made with panels over underskirts of black satin. Others have the long waist lino and tho very new circular skirt. Henna, tan or Copenhagen tricolette is often used as trimming. $25 A most engaging collection of dreshes, many of thenfsamples. Here you'll seo a circular skirt of navy bluo tricotine stitched in henna or orange silk. Or pleated Georgette collars and cuffs of turquoise or rose. Another frock is mado over charmeuse and is trimmed with buttqns and a leather belt. con- Boys' Swarthmore Hats Half Price at $1.50 In tho lot are hats of imported tweeds and some hats of navy serge tho correct hats for boys of 4 to 12 years. Knitted hats for hockey or bkating are 50c to $1. (Gallery, Market) $20 and $25 arc tho new prices on suith of velour and silvertono in brown and navy bluo. Somo are trimmed with bands of fur, somo with fur collars and others aro plainly tailored. A $25 suit is sketched. All of the finer suits have also been reduced. They're of silvertono, vcldync, peachbloom "and velour do lalno, hand somely trimmed with beaver, mole, nutria or sealene. -Nc $50, $00 to $100. If1" ,W mm l i $15 $25 ! Boys' Shoes Special at $2.90 (Sizes 10 to 13 Vz) Sturdy school and play shoes of black or tan leather are mado with wide toes, good welted soles and arc cut Blucher. Men's Shoes Good in Quality Low in Price $6.50 black leather shoes on English lasts. $6.75 black or tan brogue Oxfords to wear with wool socks. $6.75 Blucher shoes of black or tan leather. $7.75 u man may choose black or tan leather shoes with medium or round toes, cut Blucher or straight-lace. (Gallery, Market) Short-Haired Furs Are Fashionable Australian opossum begins at $22.50 for a choker collar and goes to $63.75. Muffs to match aro $30. Squirrel, soft and lovely, is $30 to $47.C0. Muffs to match are $37.50 to $40. Beautiful Scotch mole col lars are $30 to $03.75. They arc all such fine furs, too; the skins are well-cured and full-furred and tho collars and muffs aro lined with silks that harmonize. (Market) XI 41 i i ii t A i (Market) fPWWW""!? amaaaMi SI -A? i?. ;: A ' , mimimmmmmmm T V 1U -itK Sifr '" A. -,y ','. i v r r All -, i jf $ & M . illi.A.v i- .. yxAiftt'1. vV. - .''; ''-.6HUfv. 1. . ,IJ s .. ..v.-ijffi , . i lnW..-.vt. -I xfr. 11-! t V ..