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THE AISOCLlTrn rffTS? I ri-rtusirc. rn
lifted fa Hi ' r. ,,, i- .1. .' ( I 11.1
d'lJKlfdirl r-'i 'nl tn if Hi- not iif'nruHr ( ,',
n fiu pnpii- o.iii 'o flu -ecnl mt- u'hi,'i
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XII Hy'if? if rfruMf a f1-i ' prcurl iHw'tcnta
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I'lnljililpliu. M.111.I11. Ilfffmlirr :". I'lJK
j HEART Oh IKANbM UA&t
t! TN ITS ileliTiiiiiiiitioii i" 1 arr the ipn -lion
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a OI 111 (iiiiii'I i'( nil' 'iimii' 1 in- 1 . i .
rpntllM to tin1 Siipiviin' I'niirt the Public
Service ('inmnNMon yr.it if iiiulj diiptnjs u
en.o (if iti rppoii-ibilitii'
The (liitniKiii"lHli',' clinnietrrNtie (if t!n
recent m culled ilei ikhi "f tbe Sup'Tinr
Court ii thi iiliici wii ctiutiiiii It i
I'lcnr frmn tin- l.inen.ip- "f the rutins tlmt
tin- triliiiiuil ilnl mil care to cointiilt ilclf
or t" niik the iilit'iintc word on the in. liter.
'I lie plllilic. Mil, lie lACi'ptloll of lllo-e
nienil" i-i of it who ure iHiwtU lieneilted h
the luildell ('III I led I, the It.lpld TfllllMt
C'oii.p.mv ith ri-iii.t i the illlderhltic
"""C(inii'inie.". i iiiitimiliv inclined to wonder
r-n'hj th imniioi lm ild lie Imiveil frmn
Inipnrinc into the f indniiientnl dcndwciKut
on traction in the 1 it .
This ofiitimeiir i. epreed in tin- nction
f"iof the 1 tilled Iltiine-. Men's An-'ociutloii,
k which hue joined Willi the I'uhlie Seiiee
W, (otnini-ion 111 it nppeil to the Main t beticli
if. In the conimotiw. ultli The S ipretne t'.iiirt
jS Is properh expecfi-d to v.ft the fae thor-
OURhlv with a Mew to fm uolatiuc ' I'lbna
it that can he a pteil ,i' tin.il Sup. Ill i.il.
tj cirenmliK ntorv md nii" ileeiioii ill not
,4 iiithce t In - time.
The heart of t)ie t-.in-it nii.ni'i d'tfi-
Aciiltie i thi rent.r pid to tin niid tlv ins
5 oruiinintioiis Ii. lm 'imi "f I.." ii.T'ire and
'5 treni;tli or vuln-r.
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tiiiaiu ial
'J THE UNSUNG SANTAS
. AT TIIK in t sis- :i of Conriss. when
j XTL t' e fillil.ll i'lis ..II .f ci ol.illl 'U ull
J lleplirtllients of tin r'o I tillK tit '"i In til
?, central one. plui s in I. -it. r i'h- m.i and
fij workiiic 1 oiHiit'i.iK in t..e postal s.rxiee ,ir.
ife ITTvflN to he taliod .it. Mi. lm Ukimiiii.'.
(5 lint iT' "t the tlisr il . of the n u ml
niinistr.itioti n ill he t.. nh irleson the mini
5 irn n e 111 nil its hraiii le
ft It is too nni' h to . Npi. flat iii'it that
If tune ( "in s the pe.iph u !i.
pillions count
with ('oiisress wjij p in nlm' t n- woi'l. dime
jc in the hist .!; .j p..st 1. . irp'.. !. T!ui.
f liuwoi or. is what the . .;. ousht t" d
JO There couliln t he iiiu.1i of a I'lirisimas
!j without rm postal sjst.'ii And flint sw.n
g fiinctioii-d .-ifcii ntlj .Mil with..'.' eouipiunt
,S 11 ml can i . tun usual l".iil in. I d. liir il i
'? on time ,w ii -at '..! ..id w.is and
C Nvhat I aid labor " n.. :nit
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ter nt'ii 11 's n' 'h- - ..' '.11 1 1 ng
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thin nation Interfered In Cuba were followed
by withdrawals which left the grofttest Island
republic of the West Indies 1 the linndj of
Uh own cltliieim. And now, after n four
enrs oceiipation of Santo Doin iiro, bused
prlimiril on trent rights nuitl'iijc tho
I tntul Shues to mime a pie ml n eiier of
customs in i'ie cm nl of Humid 1! '11111111 russ
ini'iits. ihe islanders uie i-lun tlj l l left to
their iiw ti ilex ices.
Adniiial Simuileii. who iiiii'm's the an
1101111. 'incut as a rhriBtuiiis (jift on behalf
of the State Department, promises tlmt
"the simple process" of Aineiican with
drawal from Dominican affairs and renpon
Mlulitii's will he rapid.
(Mi the whole, the foiir-juir occupation
record has been cNtiemel.X el editable to the
aduiiiilstrators. Saniiai. mid 1 diicationnl
conditions in tin. 1 astern half of the island
of Haiti isiitu' ic the Dominican re
public. huc been iiniuouur.ib1 imp.'oxed.
Triinipilllit.i cNists throughout the little
nation. The uniiiial kiuss revenues have in
crcnseil In S.'!., "(in. (inn and the customs have
been honestly ami offoctivch adiniiilstcied
Imperial (ieruian.x would doubtless have
been in; "tilled bj any lelinipiishment of
power oNortid bj 11 stroiicer nation ocr a
weaker. It Is ptobable that certain inter
ests in the Europe of today will be nimble
eiitlrelj to sriisp the forfeiture.
Sonii'limes it is dilllciilt to explain that
there i 110 sun etidi r so complete as tlint of
self respi et At least there is none of this
spiritual ii'iioiIiix j i. Idi d in the new Do
minican poli.x. appropriatelx outlined in tin
seas, n iIxIk atcd 10 tolciaiice. decenev and
good 1 he. r.
THE GREAT BUNCO GAME
PLAYED BY SPOILSMEN
They Masquerade as Reformers as Long
as It Serves Their Purposes, Then
They Reap Their Harvest
EWK.NT events in this town surest the
1 pioprietx of some in.pnr.x into the ipies
t mi What is a reformer':
The '"Xi 11 inetnb. is of Coiiiieil elected bx
the .ip .rteis of the Major were loosely
(. sjnntid as reformers xvlien thev tool;
tin. It w. is appaieiit in tin bi'tfinnin
tl.it lm solin of tlietn tile (lesisii.ltloll jilted
iilNi.it is .ll us lii.s ci.iudfaliii r s oxeiioat
ti's t! i.ias.ii'iadiiii; small bo.x . II, s par
ents siup, toleriiiitl.x xx hen the box p.irad"s
up and down tin- sittins room xxitn I1 it-
tnils draKiui; 011 the tloor and calls mi them
n seo how much he looks like his urimd
father. Hut the onl.x persons who smiled
nt the so ealll'd reformers last .Iniiuarx were
men of tie same kidnej who knexv just what
the mas.ii. tad. rs were like. The rest of u
snxe (hi in the In in tit of the doubt, bopirg
m.-aiust, hop.' that thcx mislil linil it to their
Interest to plax the game through to the end.
lint tixe ,.t them haxc thrown off their
masipierading gnruietitx and have appeared
in their tin 1 irs as spoilsmen of the
sch ml that applauded the late Asa Itird
iJardiner. of V w ..rk. when he remarkid,
' To hell with 1. !"iiii."
The entise of refoim ha utYi red from the
lack of practical - n-' in ma,nx sineere
friends of progress ,u .1 fi..iu the h.xpociis.x
..f s. If seeking men xx '.i haxe p( I as the
lir nil of the iibhoi nl for. . Ill politics
'.nti! llo could coiiip. . th forces to admit
i ieiu to a share in tin sp ,,U There is not
a politi.al machine m i'i. 11 try xvhh h h:i-
no" I). 11 attacked bit'.'!, bx such tin 11.
Tuey wire ambitious t" otlnu. but the
r. gtilai' mil lime would ' d gni.i them.
Tie haxe then iirgaiii. .I xxha' the.x h-ixe
all. d a ' refoim" v. 111-' ' tlmr partx and
..ixc itt'imied to tin 11 -1 ppoit nni "lib n
,.' .f . its' xho w-r. aiiNioils to become
in.." 1. . also a lot 1. 1 hu'i-iniiided v.iii :
uh. !... ght that tie : '"lid d" -olin thing
to bet ir .iid'tioiis. A. -o.n a- the new
o.'.'.llli.atlol became po. fill "I101, ah to elect
,1 m..!'. '.. "tine the old machines haxe iti
x.itiahix u.ad terms xx th the had. is and
.axe ,al 11 tin 111 into the orgain.all.'ii ami
., ,., ...i ,:,.. u uitl. th. n.
i '1 1 " I. llo ..ill, tr . 1 III the bag "t the
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XX .1' Ull tin ( "Ulli . . of tne oi.ss, s tln'X kick
i!.n wax in Aid ta nit" nt retornier
xx ho In !ls tiioiii gits In- Moiible for lis
1',"'1
A .Madame !;.!. .ml mig it haxe c-
a -. ii 11 li.ioriii. xx nut n ,-iiii"..aii.g
aid l.ugg. rnmegrx is i..u- in thx natin !
'I'' ,1 , -iji in .11 xi .'.iM-s xvho tn tl-. ni
si 1 - up iti. lit 1.1. x. in. nt. do a- iiiia h
lis I .11 Usol, J 1 1 1 poll tn III Wo ,. r t .
In 1 .- di-i. pi to i.poti - 1 11 's to 1111 . .X 'jux
p"i 1 't.i- Tin re is . hat Koosix-h xv.i- ,x..nt
i t n luii.it:. 'U to xerx gi-onn ot
IP ..gi. .-ii.- iiieii in I xx. .lie 11 .... K.tig b.'i r
'h litf- It loo of. I ' . II- l' III ihe 11. 'II-
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. ta. ts '11. ex 1 u.(l I ,' ', ...slblc
x an p.. i 'I to I--il with in 11 and
-.. - - lade tin III I . t1 I. -it co I Al-
1 ..- to a mm ' . i- fins I111111-1- ipi.ili
I ,s wiii.-h ii.. -I- si; id political
1 . ,id r to Si , - iii.x.i. t.. I'm and in
... . p tin 111 ' . 'la- t Xli t is nil 1 ;t
ill Us wax W 1. dii 'r. it Mini Inuii Is
so tush a- t ' 1 n 1 ' i.-i .n . iblic or
11 pi- x.i I'. ." 1. I- . t. c h of nature,
tin- ton. 1, ..- .'ii 1' . n ,1 u pleas.-.
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- 1' ' x p. xx hi. h x.e all in-
I" . . -inii-.' i" iii.i-i" In nppi nl for
I .i-isf. ji ii...r:ilit,i-s it'oiic
I 1 .!(... .(. .,, ,l..,l In-eailse III
! . i 1- - '.e - :n ha., had the .
I . ; , , ,,' XII. of lo.X.llt.X to I .s
' If ' 1 r i- d '" take cavi of a
I 1 . I 1 t ' . w ,1 i pit visionnrx r
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's .!, . .,1 tin III eXell go - .
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II X ' s 1 ' . II. less tln-x
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m .. . 1, , .- ,1 l 1 1,1
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f v 11 . 1 . .t ml .11, . ,f th. 11.
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x- . r ! -: . -1 1" ma. I- through ti,,.
.IK" Tn lit -I..," itX th. lll.-III Who lis
I lll.-III I Is i Iglil,, .
In
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i.llil.clf !- iiaiidii-,ipi. d 1.x
S ' g-.-. 11- w.- have n.ailo has h. .01
; I. .. : ..- 'it t' n.'igl' th. .(T"iis .,f real r.
t v 'imi r-i 1 tin-c..nilt "lis On,
of th-in - - I ' l-re It v Ir. He pin 1, ,
the g.illc "f '."I tics IX l! t. st ,,f (III III
but he nils 1 ..nsistetitlx Inxnl to the hlgl er
thing. II, 11. x. r ntt. 11 -chiI the impossible,
l',,r In kin xx ti nr if would be 11 w.isie ,,f frnn
and sti.ng'h Y tin 1 xx is m, ,,),,. m,,P,.
111 t 'I III ! 11 - .nig tin- Opllol" iiiiin t,,
I 1 . x . 1 - ' 1 ' mi -10 1- iiu-xxani hi,, ,
I !' 'he 1 llllliir
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nee ('rover 1 . ,, t ,, ,
x-"d the p. npl. ,
I 1 .imiii'. 11 yens.
jr.ttm.'i
Tho machine, politician-! nlwayg hated him,
but they had to nominate him for office be
cause he stood for those high idtrhls which
coinmnnd the admiration of us nil.
Rudolph Islaukenbiirf,, right herein Phil
ndelplila was one of the llncst types of a
I nl. ticnl reformer, and he xvas strong not
because he pretended that he xvas better than
nn.x otie else, but because he xvus convinced
that the people of the eitv were as anxious
as he for the correction of the many abuses
which had grown up under the government
of the cil by a cnnspirac.x masquerading
under the iinuie of Republicanism. He did
tint succeed in carr.xing out all his purposes
bi 1 aiise the oonspirncx. was too strong
nuaiust him. Hut he pointed the way for
Ills successors.
The conspirators are still at work. Such
sineess ,is Mn, or Moore m i.x have In break
ing up the consplrac, xvill mine because he
also assumes tlmt the people xxho nominated
ami 1 lecied him are as eager as he to clean
lion-" and to get a new dial.
WE FEARED THIS
HIUII on the tide of holi.la mail the fol
lowing letter came to tills otlk-e :
I see by tho papeis that xxomi-n noxv
nre ellf-lble to nil public olnVot' In this
sti.ie, tlmt they nre to sit ui on Juries and
thai the.x are rather Bind of all this Hut
current news Is misleading Newspaper
i.ndors will assume that xxonu-n actually
luix-e attained positions of ei-uallty In the
xx ii-ld of affairs That, nf curse. Is 11
xxrotig assumption.
I 11 1.1 utdontly In favor of women's
rights I want to Insist tint all 1 Ignis
iioxx .tijo.xnl bx men be in ,-..nle.l, xvlth
out (-Nciption, to women ( x r.xxx-liere It
nuit be plain to ever.x "lie that since
xxoincn max hold public ottu e and sit on
Juries and Note and have 11 s.iy In the
business of soxernment thcx should have,
too. the right to buy theatre tickets, to
p.i the supper bills In the restaurants and
ex in to pay for tnxlcnb and ti-olle-, rides
upon xvhleh they go with e"suits of tho
other se.
I appeal to j on to continue our agita
tion In the Interest of common Justice by
draxxlng general attention to the sei lous
omissions of a social code which s"'U with
holds irom xx omen these prei lens prtxt
leges JIM.
Till, letter certainly doesn't relied the
spirit in which one should appioin-h the
bright No xv Year. The xvritei. how oxer,
has raised an interesting point, ixeii if he
has founded his complaint in altogether su-peiti.-ial
reasoning. Men pay suppi r and
tiiN.cab and theatre bills for txvo n-asons:
It gixes them pleasute to do so and tliex
happen to haxe most of the money. When
women are paid fullj for their labor in the
home and in indiistr.x. when the.x draw wages
e.iial to the xvages of men who do xxorl; sim
ilar to theirs, thex probably xvill be glad to
share tin- financial butdens of an evening
out Hut even then th. re would be a gnat
niaux men eager to pax these small tolls as
an act of deference and to express the
si 11 of courtesj and appreciation that ., t.
man apart 11. a civilied animal sensitixe to
the things of the heart.
Wl x be ungraeioiisli meticulous, .Jim. at
this season of the earV
EARTHQUAKES
rnllii.-sl" South American Indians who
J. s,...t t.. propitiate tin- had devil in th
Villa Iti a x.i'. ami. tho ci option of whidi
w.-is a., oiiii.-iiiini ,i 11 dlsin-tniiis enrthipiake
in 'In'- 1 I" a belief which is as old as
histoi-x. '', mythology of all races is
tillnl win, sinvies of underground moiisfeis
and p r-oiuigesi who are held n-sponsihle tor
tin- shaking ,,t ti, , uitli. There is said to
be a huge (iittish m-atli .lapan, the move
ments ,.f whiili lause.thi .-uifaee of the
earth to tici.Me. As th. ie are about a
thouaii.l eiirtini!ukes 11 j,.,,, j .inpati. the
tish must he a restless cic.-ituie. In other
(o-iiitrii's 11 m.de or a hog or an elephant
sin ping beneath the ground i. held icspon
silde for earth tieniors, ,
'fli- Sic ! ui 11 until. pinkes and th- r-iup-tiotis
,.f Mniini Ktiia xvei-e mid by the an-
i.il''i ks to be caused hx the conduit of
Pa. h.dii II.- was a Ki:im , vvji, i,
fin iiiN, iiuido war on tin god. eiis slew
him and buried uim under tin- mountain.
When he stiiiggles to fne himself there are
ariliiuiikes and the llanu-s from the crater
of the volo.-inn are bis tierx b-enih, glowing
in inf. iisitx wltn tin- jntonsit.x uf his e.Ner-
tiol to g( t free.
When the inor- civil!;-, d nations discarded
these ohl inxths i ,,-re .til' lemailli-il a Mst
in.-iss ,,f ignoiiii,.. about the onglii of the
phen-'in-iia. As hue as 17.'5 the ICngli.li
h-'-gxu.. ti insi-K d that the gieat . .1 it lni:;i '.
which .1. sfi-,.1,.,1 I .',,, ull ., (ii-,n visita
tion upon the 1 .tx liei'iiu.,. it was ititiuliit d
by Catloiics. in.: i',,. fu .iii-iii,r, insist, (
thllt the , iti l,,i bien punished liecmise
some l'-i.t' .tan', h-i.l I,,.. , ailnx.d to lixe
within its ho, I - Atid tin San I'nin. isci,
eaitlni il,, in ' , present ceiitur.x was i,,.
terprct. ! 'v sm, pj,,,.. m H ,hlM,
pUtll.llllii -,' f..: l.,e wickedness of u. cit.x .
Without itt. mpting ti, probe int., the ulti-
""' !""'l of tin I'ow-ir whii h made the
woild 1. 1 ..f s, 11 nne ,,ii,. .,,, ,,1,.,, t0 ,N.
c.nir -n t iing about the iiimne ,,f earth
ipillkis. '1 -in are Mil lolls theories, hut the
'"" ' '-' iliionly iici eptnl i. tlmt the
titrai . ..- .if tl artli i. co,,,n,. ,
sl.i t,l -g s'.m-ii ,,, tlilt ,M. ,,,,, ,.,.,
is ,(! -n-g it-elf to tin- cl.ai...... t,, Kmv
on. 'I' - theorx iiiii.x he iiliaiidom ,1 in f,,w
xeiit-s .md another one fnrin. d to flke it
1 ' ' ' P It it seems to he ,) In,,,, i ,,,,1,1,.
Is, i . nit uh the I'acifu- 1 on-t ,,t the Ann r
III Iit-nent there is a (banx ill I'm ,1
III pake III f 1 . Tile Illollalilllis ;u I,,.,.
t.. t . ..c-aii and the sl,.i- f inounu,,,,
j '. tn .in huttom vaiies fr,,i ,. f,MP, jn
tx' 1 l.tl to oil" fnnl m thirtx.
I The Sun rr.nu i.fo eaitliiii ,k, xxa. .nnsed
! x .1 supping ..f tin in I . In math the
. mtaiiis. Tie fault thus ,,,.,, as
I ! 1. ..I for mil. xx ..,i th, ., .'...;.,. i,on r,
I I., h.ok I'm it to .-stali'is'i !', r theorx In
I I" '.le. wln-re the I l-t.in- s.u, ,;() f,,t
j am! wl,-!-,. ,-ivet 1,-ds v-,.,,. ,. .,) ,,, ,,, 1)r
fa. . and oil -r rivi 1. rm dtx, the tops ,,f the
"OMII-IIIIIS ll'l- n 11. Ill 11 mi,,, iibove sen
h xi 1 and the bottom . f the .. , ,. ,,,,,,, ,),,,
II ti ''.- bel. .xv tin siirf .f t h. ix ,-,.,. -I'lmre
xxa -lolhlli-. .lin.ther -lipping f f, r,H,s
III i'.V- .11 n'.ir lo ll.-n xx lid, ,-aii.ed the
San I', in. is.-,, partliip.uk. T,,,. ditnrb-
iii' e. inn-d in a thinii popuimed ,j.
trn t. so the destruction of hf. and propeity
xv. 1. not great If a en a- huge us Sail
Pram iscn had I n built in the slope, of
Villa lie a xx n .hould I, me ,n, llirrnr
comparable to the la.boii diMi.ti-r in the
eighteenth tunrx
1 :.,.!. egi-t. will doiihtl-ss ,f, ,), (,j,,,ln
dlstlht a- .,, ., . f,.v ,,, , f1,.r,. nn,
xx ill 1 -' xxhn thex . i rn to buttress their
n'd tin 01 us 01 ii. tin ha is f,,,. n,.u tlieiirles..
Tin x x-'" 'eg.ird the 11 th.iitike as a iiat-
111a: ,' in-iion b-. iiu-e t'.i know thai
..Hi 1 I . 1 ...r. an- .., ...mini,, 1 ,,. t ,
inn "f t! ....Ilnnrj ;.... -..- nf nature
li ' ' I ' i' 1- a tl .,f t,( 1 in ( 1) every
' a'-' ! if f i-ii-n dux ..f 'I.. ii;,r Most of
I'M - 'i-'I't l' to I... d. ti ( ti-d onlv In
t1 . ' ii- 11-ti inn 11 1 hi.!, for reeotding
lie in. !-i. ' ' '"' 'ill - .1 1 to be a part
of 'I - of ' " 11-' xx I m was oin-e a
I, n' . ' t '. sxii, 'm - t 1 , 1 ; s . ,,,. ISeinu .
tl - ill' -in I '.'li in d 1 1 -a .-ik. this culm
il. " 1 I 11' xn xx, lln 11 iioxx seeking
to pripitial. il ' d' r ion th it has been caus
ing rm noiis -ibont tin in
Si niitor fabler J 11- .cored folonr-l
Wmi. for taking ST.", nun In cummissioiis
f,,r inir'-has'iig coal at ,u a ton when he
mil s.-lling it at his own mine fnr euiisidfr
M,,li , .k Isn't it a .Inline the xvnv soiin- of
nni patno's are lui-n prc-i'iiti il"' fiilniin'
W. ' t -i lie- I' e x' . r' I that ho didn't lli.il .
t u .eat 1 1 -1 than ."iH Hid
1 rv ,'
AS ONE WOMAN SEES IT
X
O Tempora, 0 Mores, Not to Mention
the O'Kellys and Some Other
Things Reminiscences
and Reflections
Ity RAItAII I. LOWK1E
Till-' man in our midst was reading hits
from the Sunday paper suited to our
Intellect this morning nnd delighted us with
his original pronunciation nf ('alllaiix's
name. He was corrected, but remained un
abashed, remarking that If he gave our
version of the pronunciation downtown, no
one would know of whom he spoke.
So maii.x Preiich names hax'e been lost In
this rountry, even to the families that once
possessed them, because the rules for the
pronouncllig of them have nexer been written
down. One generation ago some French
Canadians came down to lumber hi the
Adirondack's and hint their name so far
as the spelling went with the denth of the
father of the family. The) are noxv known
as Kelly, and spelled as Kelly, though
how nearly phonetically accurate that sound
may be even they do not know.
There could be no rules for the pronun
ciation of certain English names.
"The man we call Ktiollys rhymes xvlth
rolls, ('holniondeley xxlth dumbly; St. John
with Injun; Womvss xvlth dieains; St. Maur
with more; Utithven with driven; Polo
fnrexv xvlth Mary; Saiidjs xvlth sands;
(ireenwich xvlth splnneh."
TX NEW ENGLAND foxxles iiro---
nouiiced like Coles, In Pennsylvania the
Scotch name Laurie Is pronounced Lorcy,
and in order to get It pronounced approxi
mately correctly it hns to be spelled Loxvrle.
In New- England it has to he changed back
to Laurie or it will be pronounced to rhyme
xvith low.
In Connecticut and Mnssnehusptts they
pronounced the name Sarnh as though It
were Say-rn. In the South the name would
be almost Xara ; here the "a" is the same
as in air.
It is bad enough to have one's name
spelled wrong, but it Is disintegrating to
have it pronounced wrong, so If is small
wonder our forefathers altered the spelling
of their names to suit the local pronuncia
tion. It is too bad that noxvadays xve can
not follow 1 heir example xvhen we move to
another state and are up ngainst a local
prejudice. Hut, as C. Wells remarks:
"The things you drank were doubtless
drunk,
Put the hoy ,xou spank Is never spunk,
Nor the friend jnu thank is never tliunk.
The xerse jou xvrite .xou sax is wiitten
Yet the gas you light was never llttcn."
T II PRE nre certain things that cannot be
done !
I feel that driving in the park in a vic
toria xvill soon be on of them. Not long
ago my father and I xvnnt forth tn get
the air in a pleasant one that had perhaps
seen better days but was still rather
elegant. As xxe cinssc, the lix-er by one
of the upper bridges a lot of little buys xvho
weie leturniug from football stood wide
eyed and looked us over. The xxlt among
them struck an axve-struck attitude: "Haw!
I law! Fellows ! Columbus discovering Amer
ica 1" was his comment.
.My father, xvho.e first journey hnd been
in a canal boat coming on from l'ittsbuigh
and who will not be wholly satisfied until
he lias gone back in a Hying machine, was
perfectly amazed to find a xietoria "dated"
until lie remembered that his own grand -(liildien
had found horseears xeri- ipmhrt.
The tiutli of the matter is that evcept for
Roiuaii chin lots and litters imux s,ut of
chicle the xxorhl has used hml bei 11 fashion
able and then dated in his day to the present
e.n of motors and Hying machine. Society
lias changed its way of getting about teii
times ul ti tier in the last eighty years than
in the prcxious ".'(Kill xears.
T
,n RFI'RODt'Ci: the family life of eighty
(' Ill's llL'o nlm must nliiiiionl,. nil firii.i.nt
modes of lighting, heating, cooking, traxel
ing. xxoiking. coiniininii aling at a distance,
modern shopping, modern otliie.. hours of
business, hours of meals, vacations, types
if schools, types of phxsiflnns, nursing the
so k. care of children, treatment of depend -(ins.
all talk of ).. xhtrola-. golf, sipiash,
basketball, tennis, present -day football uud
baseball. luoxing pictuies, xaudexille, most
forms of dam ing. fri'h fruit nnd vegetables
in winter, eatables out of season in summer,
all machinery fiom sewing machines to
steam p'uxxs In fact, to write a novel of the
year IV.." to 1M0. you wmihl hae to forget
nearly all the ordinary phenomena of living
and much of tin- vocabulary.
Tin w under is thnt persons xxho were at
liome in the xvorld of 1.() can adjust them
selxes to this xx 01 Id of 1!1! with no par
ticular sense of outrage. I was talking to
Mis. Ceorge I'aiii-h and her si-tei. Mis.
William Hunt, xxho m the Miss,.. J'rioc
belonged to the Vh terlan xvorld ot is I." xxith
the same zest that they In long to this
Roosexeltlau one. It takes Mis. I'an-isli
less than txxcntx 1 liniites now in her limou
sine to cover tin distance betxxn-n town and
xxliat was in In 1 xoung ladxhood the lannh
country seat, hiihii. from city sound. .N'oxx
the street, thi'.ugh xxhich she p.is.c. aie
crowded and hxi1 When .lie drove that
way behind I r lather's pair 111 iffe familx
i aniage sie xxi nl thioiigh counliy linns, up
ami down hills. i,ui., bridges, over .tieaui.
that haxe long been envoi ed up ami lust from
the map, pii.t 'oiintry places, xxluie mills
and tenements now .tuml, Jr. Hunt told
me tlmt most ot tin land betxxeiii Auli stieet
and tin- pail; xxi-i ,,f Hrnnd -tnet was a
series of xxihmIxI slop, s, as imiutix as any -tiling
beyond Dexnii lodax. Ami the land
running paiall. I along the fixer mitsi.li the
park, xxheli il . I.tiuicl Hill ('eun-t.-l les now
nie. xxa- ieiu. t. tin u lying i.i.twcui the
popiiloii- ' 1. hi-.-. ,,t the Falls of the Slimy 1
kill !iul town
THERE tin still some moiiiiiiieiitni (,-ir-nctet-s
who xx il1 not have fin mil is in tin ir
houses ami who dine nt " o'clock xerx
lieavily. Thex persist in being nixun..
I took a dun mliig old liulx some yeais
ago to oin- ot tin- plays given h.x the Junior
League It xx, i xery soeietx ami xi-ix full
dress .Mx litth old lady had hot 11 in mourn
ing for xeic- and gone nowln-ie at night.
She xxns in.rritied ill the then new low
backs.
"Iioxx ,1111 tlu-x dare make thciiin-fxcs .,,
cnlispii im . ' Il is ludi cent to he .., con.
spieuous -he kept muttering.
l'usiM'x I eailiil her atteiitiim i,, the
fad that - . x a. tin- niilv i-'inspii-iioiis p, r
son in thn' plm e. She was xxiaiiug 11 plain
(Jliukel dl.-s with a I nihil1 , she was xxeining
a 1 up. .''id h.- never leaned b.n k in In r
cliii'r ii'l I added:
"A pcifi'-'lx strange xoung mini, after
staling ' xou xxitli admiration fur a mo
incut ' in xi'i' mid asked you if he might
help xou "If XX'th xou I- oxer. hoi - "
Not Serloui-ly Suggested
I r, tn '1 -. x .it k Tril-iitie
It xxi.uld not he a bad plan if. ns a Marion
.Lux I nts. appointments for tin- - 1 ,-tui y --In
,s of state and ti-iasiiry xxeie uiimuim'cd
in l.iiiuaix. The nblei-t. obviously, . f,,
gne the appointees time to study up on tliell
I.,' . -o th ii tlmy won't a.suine olli. e unpie-piii-d.
Pxmi bitter, to our notion, would
1. a . oinpi titivc examination, ami the In.f-
1 nppcd man for the oh would get it. Jim
xx ,,,it . .mill be moie ridiculous;
Eliminating Afternoon
1, s xx v. h ir. mill
'I'i,. I'liiied Stales Senate Ims banish, ,1
-hit ngi'i .-abb' part of tin- txn-nix tniir
1 s most of us Kii-ixx a. allinioi.n. I lh
.iillx it is "inoruiiig" in the Senate mmi "
p in , With snlltlllill s. 1,. Ilols ll s "( ve
lung" after P' in : with Senators Smi,t ltllll
I mlerwood It is "toniglit" afn r the "morn.
nig hour," xxhiih H at4'' p m Neithei
usage nor rules n-cogiiie the nnlx pm-t ,,f
the day in which, except upon rare 01 1 asinns
the Senate meets.
Some Consolation
-r..p, ihi- riBlli.s N'-xxs
One good tiling about hard times Is ili.it
tin- bandit have tn work hauler to make
u living
-xr
WITH THE
NOW MY IDEA IS THIS!
Daily Talks Willi Thinking Philadclphians on Subjects They
Know Best
BISHOP JOSEPH F. BERRY
On New Year's Resolutions
ALTHOFGII Now Year's resolutions arc
(il.sitxed more ill the breach than ill the
oli.erxaiiec and they haxe hem for some time
the stiiudhx of tin- lynical hiimoiist. yet tlu-x
arc not things to h, discouraged by any
means, -ays Ilislmp Joseph P. Perry.
The bishop j. willing to go further and
suggest a number of resolutions that might
be adopted and carried out xxlth great profit
"I am not im lined to criticize Nxv
Year's resolutions." .aid the bishop. 'Thev
are an indication of good impulses, and as
such should be em enraged.
"Resolutions, Imt li past and present, rep
resent a striving toward nn ideal, a sincere
endeavor to do better things. At this par
ticular stage in history thev are particularli
timely. With exerything mote or less in a
state of turmoil, and unrest nnd disturbance
featuring cxci-y hour, and xxitli tcadjustmeiit
the need of the moment, it is doubly appro
priate that we should he making nexv lesolu
tions. "The Nexv Year is tin time for making a
personal inventory, for turning oxer a new
leaf. "It is xvell to .et ideals for ourselves-, even
if in the course of the year we aie not able
to readi the mark that xxe have set. In the
trying for such a goal at least xve shall have
gained something To paraphrase the poet.
'It is better to have tried and failed, than
never to have died at all.'
"As we go further along in life we xxill
realize that we can raise our ideals to a
higher level and n-alie something even if
our efforts practiuillv are often unsuccessful.
.Many Who Could Pioflt
"There aie mam (lasses of pioplc xxho
1 mild prollt by outlining 11 set of re-olutioiis
for themselves to iiiriv out dining the year.
As an cMimpb-. I might tul.e tw.. . .,nti ;i-t -ing
types of Icadi i-s in puhli. life and la'.""
the liberty uf nflcring them a P-w siigu,...
lion. 1 might siiggct tins, ml infinitum
for many other., but at least tlnse will point
th.- way and the elas.es lef.ind to. They
might even lind them useful
"I suggest to our Phllaib Iphia polltl
1 ians that it might be xxell to n soli,.
"To do less loafing.
"To begin to lie sipinre
"To help clean up iiiiniit i rune.
"To he less bl'nillx pintisai.
"To he less Iningrx for -iim'.
"To pay more attention to the piumpt
ings of conseieiife.
"'I'o give tile fellow in the other faction
en dit for Home, luuiestx ot limine mid pur-post-.
"'I'o give more att'-iiiioii to how mx- ad Ion
is likely to affect the tan n.-iii f mi eitv.
To stop wealing the doak of refoim to
eoxei up political manipiiliiiinu
"To lift moral Miimhinl. higher.
"'I'o earn a little iuoh- ,,f the miinei pai,
fiom the people's 1 1 '.1-.11 1 1
"'I'n lu-lp enforci iiiomx In Council and
(ity ilepaitmeiits, ami ie.iiii..h cut down
tin ta.cs of u laN-buidi 11...I iiti.
"To be a better eauii.!e for the hois mid
girls ami xoung ph of il,,. dtv. who an-
strongly inlluei I bx th,. duiracli-r ami
i 0111I111 t of the men in public IjJ,..
"'I'o emphasize the fit. f that polities can
In made as clean as am oil,,, pm.,. ,,f eitx
lifi. and that the only man u , ganl. p
litiuil piefi rim nl a. 11 .ini", nhligiitioii has
a ugi.i 10 i-Npcci nn- loiimi i,,,. ,,, MipiM.ft
of tin- pie.
"And I make hold to stiJK,.,, ,,, ,)l(, ,nj.
i.. i-s of nn own and i ,. 1 . lunches that
tin x would do xvell to n ..,li,.
'"I'o pieat h shutter 'thiol,.,
"To .pi ml moie Uim in pi in r
'"I'o gi t a cleiiier x i-n.ii ..t Hml
"To put ilicli-nscil .illisliii,,. im fbn flM,
"To put moie gi-niiilit- .,f luindgrasii
"'I'., haxe diarity fm th,, , ,vi,( .,, ,'.
not approve.
"To l,nxe increasctl s,.,,- ii,.1 tll ,ivi,.
iliipressiuns.
"'I'o be mote path tit with ininkx , pi,,.
'"I'o inoxe out of (iiumhh 1 .I,,,, ,,, j ui,' .
I it ion boulevard.
'I'., grow niaiixxnrd a. xx.l n. g,um,
"'I'o tal-e mine Intel' .1 in ii,j,. ,1 (V,, jt-d
"Tn li. a persistent and . oinpu-i ni. 0p'tj.
mist.
"l'o ie.i.1 the subtle t. inpi in,,, 1 , (l.
down nn. 1 al slamhlids for th .nke f public
I O I ill l;i 1 itx
"'I'o In ib iioiiiiiiationallx Inxnl im, 1 im,,,..
(lenoiiiiiiiil lonallx frali 1 "nl
"'I'o b ililiusi-li 1 inn 1 1 1,,, 1 nl,,,,,, (I,,, fc(
i-lal. pol t' nl noiioiiiic and id g comli
ti f Phi'.nli Iphn- thefuii-i.i iiiuiii"ip.ilitx-
of the i-e-nibln .
To foin. r iiuil.e it in ,s,,-,. ,-, ,M 0Mi,
to dllllge Ihnt lilt- liiinistii- is iliiieice, I,,
his nh al- nnd louduit bx tin stand, ml.
xx huh 1 nh im-li aie plea-ed to set up.
To lways lie l-Vlend nf the Crowd
I'o p. rpi iiiate llu- spun I,,,, 1 Mtitini,. ,,f
tin- Man 1 if (iallhe. wlm xxa. nlxxax . iiidliTer
i.ni in ih- ..hit (oierie ami ex.i 1(. -tealmiH
I ami in i. nn 11 1' mi ot me cioxvii,
I "To help 11 onelle the 1 in nut dl.-igree.
' ui'-nts b'twu-ii ijigaiil.id ' .1 ' nl mid oignn
MTS!!v!k2J
I- wfv'w r , '
doPLIMEMTS OF tHE BASbK
i" s 'jrr-.TJH.ii 1 wtjh'i- 1 ii j flsniw- iti, iJHF". tit.ittbt:!-- i mi .mi 'ii "'tM'tr'. :u;'iL,TiiTvir itt ni i
ized labor bx insisting upon the acceptance
of the ethics mid attitudes f Je.iis Christ.
'lo put emphasis upon the historic fact
that Jesus Christ was thr-trnrld's first leal
tleinocrat. that when he came to earth the
laboring man xvas a slave, ami that Ihe 1111
liuiiibered lilcs.inijs which he enloxs are his
because of the standards mid spirit of the
( lirlst.
"To be a leader in all forms nf social, eco
nomic, political and moral bet lei ments, and
to sound out the note, clearly and strongly,
thnt the right xxill suiely ptcxnil and that
the complete triumph in tjiis einth'of truth,
justice, brotheihood nnd love is as certain
as that the sun will rise tomoriow."
The Huns on Mabel's Ears
WHEN lir-t belie'il each side her head
Thev seemed so modest they
Excited in mx- liialn no dread.
My heart felt no di-mnv;
Although her enr thex partly hid
I thought them little deals.
Admiieil them, too as nil she did
The buns on Mabel's ears.
Mm one eve I with Mabel sat
A fexv brief wi"ks h-u "own
Mx startled lids began to bat
lloxv those siimll buns, bin! ginxxn!
I stin (d at one. I stared at both,
I tried to 1 lin-e mx fears :
Alas. J found them iw-ius in groxvth.
The buns on Mabel's ems.
Sin. e then I've watched tlietn nightly grow
With hxpnotized attent :
Thcx'vc swelled up like a hit, of dough
With' baker's leaxen blent.
At sudden noises ,,n t In- mad
1 almost hurst in tears
Suniinse. like tires, thev should explode.
The buns on Mabel's ar.
( happy dax s f.uever lied.
Dear joys fon-vei o'er ;
"1 n 111- -boulder lav her head
Mill it lies there no more ;
With canlllarx chaijiis like th
Affection Intel fi I os
I nexer diciimcil tlu-x 't xxnrk such woes,
The buns on .Mabel's ears.
At Cushion's .In lm. jft mv prayu-
That pie-ent style, max- go.
That lillels tiu'lit max snood the luiir
Of all the inalils J knoxv.
That I .in cctul .nit may sigh
I'llliu-ekeil bx fortune's jeers,
Mx pi.sioii uiiob.tim (ed by
The buns on Mabel', ears.
Samuel Minturii Pot k, in the Sun Dial.
What Do You Know?
QUIZ
1. For distinction In what fixe fl. Ids nro
'In- Nob. I piles .1 xva riled?
.' 1 if xx-liat .-late N U.1I1 igh the capital?
' b 1 Is tl. sp. . ,1 ,,f the xx Imi when the
W..it In r l!ur. no characterUes It ns
Hint of a buir emu.?
I Iioxx niaux uiilloiiH make 11 bairel In
Iniuld 1111 asure '
Ti Winn mitioial ami slate tings lly tiKPttrr
mi xx hit hIii should Ihe national
II.IK b. "
1; When did President Wilson deliver Ids
I', ill '. - n-po III sp. . ( ll .'
7 How long was New York eitv umlt r
I Hitch ruh ?
8 I-'ioni xx Inn slallc peop!,. x,iH ,,ur Kvs.
n in of iiiimbi rs dei Im d'.'
!i In what ii(H(l In- I'h.irlis I lii-U.-im dncs
lb.- . I1111.11-1. 1 ..I ijullp occur'.'
10 U hat Is a iu 11 id?
Answers to Friday's Quiz
I The l.'oiilne clix- m ilun part of Itom..
Iloll' 'I lb. V.illiMIl XX hh WIIH till ll.
tied bV Pop 1.CO l-.-
The Seolill void oibx- niiniiM Ih-hIiIvs
not to im nil. in. in addition
II Tlllec 111 11, 1. lis prolillln III ni the W.11 ,,f
IM.' XX. le .1.11 liH'lll, IllllriSOII ,,l
llinxxn
I Tin unsi'iup ilmis Mid Kr-isiliiK sir (;, H
iixiiie.nh Is a oh, unclcr in the ,,Mii.
.'I.x. 'i '.i to Pay Hid 1), bis"
by .l ,ssii,g. 1
"i Sn Is.i.i. N. x- 1 ui li x il durihi; purm nt
lb. s. X. lit., nih and mtUi i nth cin.
Hill. . His , 11, . 1,1,. I ti U-1 7J7
(, liu.a.ixc 1 haipintii 1, 1, c.intemiioiai x
' ' ciilnpos-1. xx lote the ,!,. ,f
tin "pi 1.1 ' Louis-
7 Th.- f.,r.tnste i4 tin. fm wind poitl,,,, ,,f
the bull u( 11 ship, usually tlm (ll,.."i
iiuniii rs
K (liox.i i'Ii xi bind was Hie onlv I'l.ma,,.,,
... I-I.H..I ... who, two rriim
wl" sipai I l.y the iirm of the ,.
. s.ui riiinmi., f t. ni.,, M),t.n
II Tie- llUshn J.iptilieK,- Will bli.ll, out I,.
PJI'1. '
in The nl pile is the nam. gixui in the np
paiuti. palh ot III- ..im iiiiionj. the suuh.
hn': - v .1,
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SHORT CUTS
What dhljn get from Santa?
The Limerick Santa Claus In still filling
stockings.
Women voters appear to have appui I
the rod to Rurch.
Cliristiuns being ox-er, xve limy preimi
for the spring poets.
Well, It came pretty near being a xxl. .
Christmas anjlioxv.
His tribute to President Wilson pinx..
Dr. Mow man's aim trtie.
Santa Claus flivver leturned to
North Pole on flat tires.
D'Annunzio continues to bombard
ndx-ersiiries with prochilnations.
The Mayor continues to walk 1
straight and not too iiarroxv path.
Drizzle ami drip, drizzle and drip, x
a man's can-less he's likely to slip.
You may noxv send New Y'ear card- .
those you forgot during Christmas week.
Pncle Sam played Santa Claus ia Sin
Domingo xvith a new pack for a new deal
Merlin Is wondering if Medill Mel
inlel. isn't really a chattering Krlss Ivrmg
We presume the xvlves and sister, i
our busy bandits had n bounteous Chrlstm .
The police trnflic census demontrn
that there are still one or txvo people xx ,
don't own cars.
A ipe out the drug traffic and a big .i.,i
has been taken toward the elimination .
crimes by violence.
And, so far as is known, not an ennn 11
statesman found a cabinet position in 1
Christmas stocking.
Senator Penrose's stay being extend I
sailin-s of leaky political craft may be t
pecti-d to pull for the shore.
It is not true that Mayoj Moore pin 1
Cliiistmas Dnv sharpening his a. but 11
grindstniie xvill .surely xvhiz later.
..Iinlgliig from the wealth of material nf
his disposal, Mr. Ilnrding may. if he wMn-..
have his cabinet of oak inlaid xx'ith Ivorx
If you didn't have an "Invisible giu-a
nt your Clu istmas dinner you still haxe -i
chance to siiuaro yourself. Ten dollars will
save a life.
There is 110 blinking the fact, the Sni
hath Association opines, that the polii i- u 0
winking at Similar games. Oh, xxell, ex-ni
.luxe nods,
"Keep your heads," (overuor Sproiil
told employes of the Stetson company N'nt
iirally. if they ever expect to use any of ilirlr
own produels.
One can readily understand whx eneniii
of Mayor Mimic wish him to put on tin- snft
pedal. Am one due for a swift kick 11.1t
uralh has sm li a desire.
A rexolver and a drug oiitlit were found
mi a man arrested by tin- louil nulire II
may or may not lie' a bandit, but In' u
suredly eariied the tools of llie triuh
It is pio d that the Inauguration '
liehl .laiiuary I. Thai the Picsidcnl liiuililn.
.uim ollice iiiinu-diatelx atti r deetitin is xxfll
Milt xvlii not hold the election in .Jiini- ami
hold tlie inauguration un duly -? .
"Look at me. Henry, ami beliaxe xmii
self." said Mayor lly Ian to one of li -In-ill
LiiM-ii who lnid a grouch Ami llcim
looked and smiled. 1 I.n 'mi should tn tl'
tii'iitiiu-iit on the crunks xxho arc uiitni.H1'
the luetiopolis. Rut thex "il llo niiili- t liUH
smile, They'd give him the nieirx ha ' h-''
New Yoil.'s St.ile Narcotic Drug t'on
ti'ol Commission has iiileil that no niii"t
dings may In- issin-il bv a pliysh-iau i n"
adtlii-l lAiept on 1111 ollicHI li'anl ss 1 la
till- depaltlllt III, Mill couipi'lllllg lloi'tol's 'I
pioxhle the depaitmeiit with a cuiii.ili'l''
ni md ol ever.x nihil"! scried A step in tli
right diieition. Sooner or later tin- still
will go to the fount: will know pis' I"
linn h of the stuff is mull-, where ier .mi1
of it comes I'i mil anil its exentlial .1. sti n.it ton
The attorney genet al of Kansas lm
b-aiind thnt nineteen Att hlsoii urn ""
tribiiteil ten cents apiece to 11 fund f"i '''
puidiasi' of a carton of cigarettes for I'r;-1
ilent-clict Hardin-;, uud that pioiulm-iit 'I"
pekll xxoiueii uud 11 local Auurl'iin I--'"'
post lime sent cigarettes to xxiiiiihImI "I'I" "
ill Tnpekli Slate llospiiul: uud In lm- "
ib-ii'il an hive-ligation with 11 view t l'""
union. All of xxhich si.ggciu the iin ''
dial the atttiiiicy gem nil uf Kansas iii-ln-n
in eiifoielug the luxx
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