" "., ' c""1 M"'- ! rVt-,-t V -c-'" I '1 UPPJa .0,.. I. . . I J I i lPVW&FH KS. ' It i tv. t? V Hi. .I )- It fa' J Ut' I- V- Witt tttv.... . Queuing IJubUcUcDgcr PUI1LIC LEDGER COMPANY emus il 1:. ctnvns, iimio . C.-ir!'H I. Luiliuit.i., Vice 1'iuT'eit, Jel'.n C. Martin, Seuretur- c.-.il Ti-e.'.-oiriT, l'ti!lti S-. i'or'iu, John II. Wl'llsm. John J. ttwftfw n, nitnotoT. BDtYOniAIi IIOAJID Ctsvii If. IC. Cobh, OiAir-un IjVVIP IC. tlMlUlY ..Kfl'.ar JOK?; 0. If MITTT nm'f.'. tl'jtlr.tm Mr.njr lubt!ahd daily ut 1'cut.lo Lsrasu IlulMlsir lrv3ppi n Snur. T'hf n.!l!h!v JL'.LiKTto Ulf I'leefOnM ttu:'. iln Mer; Von 'C KuMtm avj. DWaoiT T01 Ford HuIMInj ?. Locii el) Oiobr-flVrtocrol Buliair. Cmcitio liioa IVrta-M llulldliic :.-Kva mrns.ius- WliHtNOVON Dciuc, N'. U Xt. rar.nsrlttu.!. At. :iit Ht. ot. Viw Ynj. Iivsmr 7r. Av llu'l'lln London LTsyAt: ImJj.- rsmra nruscKii'T:-:: veiims 'ihe 2S'iR.-t:'i 1'inito L."ata Is fM-.il to -.:? i-rlttr.1 la rhlUvlelphln iinG surrounding towne tt th rata of fvelve CI) e;ntj pir watS, i'n-t'.e to tho crrlr. 1)7 mall to points is:)!.' r.f PhlladV.pliU, In the Untlnl flute. Cmiu-;. or t'mted "mm po '(!onn, $tJK fren Sift iM -er.l v Month. bit CCO) do.U-s Jer ir v"-;.ble la advance. To .,'1 for 14 1 tour.'-'s- .-.: (I 1) .lol;r a month. liowir ucr !er,' n.rOi-o; artlret chut-era trust rio e'. I 119 v.i .. rv aiMrrar. SFU.. .'0"0 rL.-: T S.M STUNK. MAIN SM r3" .V '.'-?7.i oJ! ro .' . j;,.ir fo .':. tot J-tiNJo Jlftnb. r of tiro Afnoclnted Prwi i.va' .i.;o"f..ri" rREs f.-'rir'-f! . f.iifj to " ' rril' .'CicM o' all ncu i t:i fX jj , cut ('1t f.Stf IjwI rtti a"A?i rfKTVl-l, VhlllJrlnUli. 'lu'.'i', l)raLr 21, 1920 SEASONABLE GOOD CONDUCT AN BXCKITIUNAI.M woll-behaved au- f.tmn retiri's u" 10 -IT tiilht. Nor, :n tiew of curri'ti! iOji pr. (.. ,vas thf rea-ou without ltn implii'i.tfo.-M vt btivolfnt satire. A fail minu.i disp'.a;. . t f rno overeci lntid cape ot ;t. ttrvts ii a mrity in they linrN. As it i rnn-: Murliil buu 'ttiotions, pou firinf; on (r ronrivaMe transienro is di. turbiiR. Hut at Uu.-i ".verjthinB hu-, been Try pleasnnf lo tsr" iad vlntsr lias not been lor-i-Hr-i. Its rcapi-otui. (o'.4r i'ti.-r. KJireests tbat ixvliftps .i hit.- t'htNt'iidi n in the innklni;. Sentir-icnt will eiini'i'd- inu .i at Yuletide, even '.o th et:.t v! 'p!ror.i!u a lusty blirxn.-d as a plefuria' !'); rietj . Wl.ieh is, perhfijia, us the eyai"1 n.ign UEuert, why Chri.tr.iUi eve in '.o uiten ba'.m;, "iiouith for iir.iner fur A DRUG ROUND-UP Wll.I, tr.e in-.Jeiit or t.n- $':W ,rj;t liau. nci' b- l'.. I'aptsin 'l'mpeiS be r;o)rd Tviier. s t teictivelj r.nimportcnt eri.iiinnls are ea ,iJ. t or put oc ti." "wtr.tej" .iat '.r vill thre b a i!e'.rrulr.etl iSfyrt on t'.e :jrt i.i the pol'ce uud t!i federal uthoritf-. to t'.h' th- scarce of t!ii "up;!y of nar.fi'MV The iti:; t .en by the ;olice from a houN,' near Twenty -rir3t street and Kalr mount nr:"'.- reprc-rnte J a potei.tillitj more dangro-iv o t le coraa,i:ri!t.v than dyna mite. It in ths sti ft' of ".rl.'eh inurdirH and yeccmea are made. Yet the nmii'ifac t'irinR gnd MKtribution of that sort ti .tuft' apparently go on vitr'ou much hindriinee to tlie drifMti ?':".n-.s:i of th undrvcr!d in U.is an j aiir.ust evry other American cif . CROOKS AND CROOKS ALMllST all the cewspepers Rf; te today of the energy wifh wl.'ch polio in Nt Yorl: are "rounding croo!.-." 1',' the rr.o-t tr'ub'"sjme e T'lll rut b ui:d"il up en i ;' ? 'hat re ..1L3 tt CD 'oks a son or. me stitti' . ' '...', "t'.i.i: ro n, wt liomenal ai l u'.arr ,t x. Vhe- Vo'i cr.nr.i.t expect po.leimeu to a rooks vho lia''j.'n o b'- tl.e to-cr-s of bo'-ees. That wo'iid h asliic no much u -nere podcemen, who are r.o more eager than you jo'j jet wouid ! to en.::e t..e martyrdom of leesnes.i at t' wutst cf what tntt: prove to be a -ire'tv ".ard rvir.e- THE GREEK "RESTORATION" THE return of U.nK hai bet e;a.,r, i ' r.n fn- seems to e' ani emensivelv stRRC 1 A-. i -c tht.st v. a.i the l'-!n'-! i Vno.vn i Mi. l.e.: ut -i.- musIj J reient '..r'..op'.i. formerly . u , er cc Amerienn tin-plate i .ter.tA'- 1 in OTK'i leard a :. Cae?iT'n tnumpr.s ' not visibi. -The ,h(,V sp-itacu : e i.iob roarni lustily at I'omiri's and nt n.re'.is Ar-.stldea vts .jr eer.t '.i'rd it'll: mort "o v.-e u'.a:iir. analyil.i. 1 , h inj- that Consiarti.. ,nsly popular ru' inj!y .n refV. en It, pronrl-ty p!a; i lation u" .jrO-.l I' Ralriin - a-s t n led '..; to i - v r, 1 imuKii.joon i . . jlorii Hov t.i: .-fn":--. sponsinle tnr '. i -t-be befte.- w, .--.. . .nl the ... :.x er :. fO"err.rae'i: j, s,-;. M.re s'f. t.i'in t ftci .nr'.ni; " t !b rem.mber- a- i, ie a;. eiee,l -1 - t A- talis suito - ! : .c t. e a J . rt.i' -I'.iit, tl. fo ' "'. !, in a sen . : l'. trtrutlor. Her.-:.'.--:.r-.: by l;j js;t!j... 'i ".1-, s(i. ,i;( X' -. f". i', :as, mi ,iie . t.,e t ii-'u:t nud - -"i ': t ,,H. (f-s urd .irn :. : is .is et VHERE WAR WAGES WENT Al.(H)l) : : r h;;.,. , t': I nited rJ:ab seem . . e . c i tnt al !ji wage- a. I i ts .r. t. 4ri''''j, dURtris '.'r; ' ,. : ; r . ',.re s,,,,-. riored and -k : .- , , aad i.'sv. '.''nit Thi tij 1 . ... u.. ,,z: i"-t ;..".-. 'present 'le -s'. :. th'.-'.u rep.,rfj etun' ir.es o. . t .- rii.i'e - I .k different -t ,r, l 'iri.iames i - urreit ;..-: ',.1 i ' e lu'.-.ere,, Vh' -i -e, a s'..rtl.r, nb,re-. ; uf titlt-r ,.'., sis ,n inucy Irn! i-'r.a". s-.s- . rd "rec ..'d j- iK.'.g bunk i!i;iii ' '1 ' 'lipar-r.. :.. -. r . r-hlfb re, ,r ' -, -us i:m' , .,", r.-es found Mm .o.-,.- ' s- t' e r 'arg- In- orarp :r. ::.- r, x v.e - ..,, . , :. ',H,nx Them I'.fr- v' ,i ., - l ' . ,!??-, f,, Biitke '... r.r.jrl"- . .,i ' .nip;. - t. - ri er ehilJ'en T-cy ,ir; - .- d t! sanits-v . pllance- In tl.e.r il'iel.tn urd loi u mon ren1! -r "ir aid .-t, Some lei, .)' oi.-se. ;ui,-. ,.. ,; ,,,. , But l.i; e Ir .I-.e-r.. r' t.i Jut!f 'M".s.i, ij-r "WE BRITRONORDS" nui aivkumi i;eiho,. Ulljr,. Ull . . T - v'.. V-. .'r.. 1 . . . r. . . I rv 1 .ii.. .. ,.uio .'".in i e.UHi- vtni.i ' - i''.er . if'". tei'.tJtivei', - i' cftled the :ir:i 1'.. i ni.i'i.' ' fo de. .- . ;.,. lijbrld perpi". .f Kuginnd and ofors of cindred s'rniu 'I' .-rah'.' m t','.-;,,.. . - . Cliite.l St..'"". A .-'I'.li'd. Ni' eitlur.d n.ij So'itfl Afrl, u l'os.'llil' -he word up -..urn rl.e fi'to n Ts..n.ai -.'' ' ac oir ,i l.i nn Ingeniic". p' il.i'.gist as a iiatioacl jroup noun del'- ,i from I' S A. Il hus, o: Miirw, !-r.g been rcoirxile.t rbat "I'riteii Sttfs!nns" w''l m." do Lest a tent op, .,.,.-, : -i" !'. to the prob'em ttu 'ted !. i" llr.t's.i nir, bassuilor to 'Lis u..r., Mnr ti an lioO year'- u. l' ' Hefoe il '. "n .'i.aiwd tbe dile.mi i. The Trii' (Joiui I.nglish man." mal.ii'g the p, int t nit the Mood of his compatriots was dashed hod crosje.j with nil th" strnins ami races in Europe, but offering no solution in nonieni l.iture. Ills failliig was rrlal The English - rpfklng men hpiI woncn of tills planet are not conspicuous. skilled in the manufac- 'lure of whut are railed proper nouns. The ,ott tbat crprcn clesunce find fashion -in I ,., .U'. fcVrSt&fcrU-) -"' Hotten ltow and those who ehnractcrlsc the dome of the chief of the world's mistiest republie an the White House seem hardly to tmve exhausted the pos-Hlbilltles of dencrlp lion. "r.ritrunurds," whether colifiderpil i.u benutiful or otlierwie, is nt least the hind of portmnntenu word that would have de lighted Kewls Carroll' Humpty thnnpty. Th" Celtic llrltlih, tne IlomHt) and the Northern in the so itlied English nnd tlietr more or less dlstontlv related Mnnnien be jonil the seas is thua ac-irntelv siiRKestcd. Home such word, one mindful more of ethnology than of the supcrHclrtlitlea of rcv ernment, i. torely needed. If he did not prcrlnely till n want Sir Aucklnud Uoddcs asuurediy sensed it. Our verbal- poverty may be rcitiUly tip preclftted in this imacinary test. Conceive an American city nnd two street corners". On on I beltiB held a meetinz of KnxINh men, and despite the personal distinction drawn bj Hlr Auckland. Scotsmen nnd such Celts as the Irish, Weldh and Cornish. AeroHs tin- ucnue a convocation nf Span lards, Itallanii. rrenclimcn, (iermaii" and Voles, Uuiimninif.. Uussians and PortwcuchC. Which of the two assemblies will bo de scribed as a lot of foreign rs? QUACK LEGISLATION WILL CURE NOTHING The P.nsago of a Hastily Drawn Tariff Dill to Help the Farmers Certain to f)o More Harm Than Good WHILE the vajs and n.eans conrnitteo of the House of Hprnsentntives wan plan ni:.s Its bill to s'.ubii'i" th" prices nf farm Tod.-its. I.-. Nicaolus Murray Ilutlcr v.ns ia .Marion telliuic I'rejidout-elect Hardin? t'uit s-:ch liglsdntion v.t.s mendj a uuuclt remei'.i . The bill, which was reported to the House je.sicrday, puts n tariff uu certain farm prod ucts i,o' admitted free of duty mid in Tes.sc th tariff on otcer commoditii's. It wo) framed at the Instance of reprev-utu tives from thr agricultural states, in which th farmers are complaining bemuse of the ltcr'"ie in th" prices of what they rat-e. In s.ei.M instances the rate lltcd in the oiil i' so high that it will shut out all im ports. T::at is "sactly what tin' farmera w ish . Tiiev have been complaining be cause -a heat Sihh txeu admitted to American marl.ots troni Canada. They do hit care eti thing about the pric which the con sumer has to paj for Hour. If Conxnss could bu perMided to ll the price of wheat at S-.BO or Ki a bushel they would be de. ii(Chtel. The wc-e uidiguunt because the price fixed for wtieitt b the "' rumwit durirs the wur was lAer than thej could have tot If there had been no price regula tion. Indeed, some of the scnatora from the .vi'-at-icrouhiR state- dnmned President Wi'son uphill and down because b his action, they --Kid. he had talteii $1 ,t)0(.i.0J. -000 trow the poott's if the wheat prowcrs of the countrj . There if) evident! economics in the new more politi's than Eirdnij tnriiT bill. No one pretends thut tl.e rate- Iixrd by it mm- been arrived at scicitilkaliy. Indeed, it is admitted that they 1 n- e been tixed nt such n figure us wi.l rr'.'-ve the farmers for the next five or sii months, regardless of the effect on any oa else. The bill Is frr.nkly an uppeal to the farmer vote in order to sho'A the fnrm.Ti that the ld'pub llcun Cuujre-Js has u greater solicitude for them than tl.e Democratic President dis played when he fined the price for wheat during the war. It is not r.ecessar at this time to di.' is." the wisdom of a protective tariff on fe.nn prixl-'ts. Opinion even in the Republican pa-ty has always diffe d n this subject The 1'r.ited Stute hu p-cducd so Urge a 'rplus ( food and ha- exported po much thut the du-irabillty of ivcn lo v protection was not urged tiniil recei.t ars. Eton as to wool there has been no ai-reement. The clothing mauufaetiTTs and the owners of the woolen mills have sought protection from foreign competition and the .avi been able to set it by bringins to their tip; ort fie oo' growers. I'y the uuul practice of logrolling weste-n- vote- for a tariil on ' o'.en eb.-hs were obtained in xciiange for isst-'i. '. otfj for u u.rlfi on raw M"ou. Tl'-rv are i.ii -ail ms a..-eady th.u th" pians of the- wujs and nieaiw coirmlttee are to be upset by the siii.ie l''nd of logpillini;. Til- representatives troni the ir.ui ufacturing states huve dem.'.r.ded thnt tl protection for niniri'acturrd articles be .u. reused at the earr.e tl:r t . .: farm pruduets are pro tected. Tfie .iave iitfb aiii1. they are threatening tj use them against the bill in iU presmt form ur.less rio. concession Jb made to then. All rhii suggests that the prtsent is the wrong time to tnul.e tariff chnngis. The new Coligreas wi" do its be-t t revise the tariff li'V on scl'i.'.t'c p.-m. iples ant U. adjust ' to :. r.ew eonduijiis in ni'-n the nRtiou finm it' ,. J' is in.perntlv thi.t coiiaideia riou ce g'vee M the lurg r i -vjes involved, if tie legislation is to bi ife, tli. Hnsty nr.d i'.'.-'.ui 'dii.'d I'linng-s In ihe tarilT will do mir- u-" Mnr. auod. 'I'.iey Mill bring no permi i.i-it btriclli r t; .arui'is. Tlie ari ii - il"'l 'n l-ri'ig ii'iiivdiii'i. inj'jrj to t,.tn ' ..j-. t ,o nnt'.uii nee,is nf t'u pnsent tlm" ... a teadj '.stmetit of il- te-lir legislation iu t..e light of the evei M of the pi.s' si years Wi'.l.1:, t. it per.od v' hu' e liuiged !p :.i Oi .itor 'o a ' re.litor 'at'u'i '", ne 'a. 'I "tun".." al! if tue debt ' '. r a ' ! 1 "... ' .ill 1 - la( loaned t'i lo't irt.i : ii 50,ffifi nOfl '"i0 (".nee the war r. ' d I i re! oi.t- R ci oatn: rs lilive g.-,i"j r. to furiign pur- credit liiisvr- 11 e - T r ' .i. ii re- am SSjiutMiii" 0Oi A.i er ican -i"! i t i J'ir eip,'K ;! ''"i... 'f o'.r in. i" :i ake it easi I'm ' ,e pit; 'hi :r debt- t.-.ey wi.l We can- ot -hut " ,t : cuii mi ,i guiifls ir tl.e'ri eua jo u i ure! pTOfl e-n I ( l-er" ISf .' No plat, for ndii'i'tiug leviscd offhand There i.j-r I. I. and -i-in'l.. study f .ie v. ,o,e ref.ire ur; legislation . '. viseij , t.'iere w; 1 be intern. i-ubli , I t' danger of grai- '!.-.i tec to t'm'.i ai our 'iidi-trie- und in tions our bnosiiii; in t.' . - I- tr ..-, us iJr. Uutler sh.,1 n Mir on, that o-ir :r.ot Important dome-tl pro!. ,n :.i.d o'-r 'i ti rr.atiot'u! problem ar t ., .ispect. ?', und the siune thim.' T o y i acuut ! oiisidcred separiitnlj wita m,j ' ope of rea 'Mng a solution of either. It ...HJ be po-sib'.i to hoodwink the farmers for h fw u.oiitj.s, but when the,) discoie- tiiHt the I.ui been deceived there will t u ri'el'iii.M & for th" Mien wlm bv beep gui'ty of rriscr.biiig quae'i; remcdiis. Kor' ,i itelj , for the isn.ntry there ia (iiilit.fr 1 and eooaoinl" wisdom in th Se-mri h . Ho ise t- ny rush through the Fordiny (. '. ' :' v l.ei, 't reaches the Senn'e t r i, t la more serious cotisldi ration of i r . l-c os and a firmer determlmitlo.i tl.a" no c.ange-j be made in the tariff laws without a lul'er .iilerstandir.g nf thft etfec ot tl.e I'lianirrs on hot. i tne domestic and the international s'tuafion. Hut even if the Republican r ajority is not '.mammon v in t'aMir "t postpcpirg action there is liks'r. to be Hi moeriitic senatrrs enough opposed to men using the protective duties on farm pr-slucts to force n delay until the present Congress expire- The lines uni already drawing for a sectional fight, the representa tives of the agricultural states on one side nnd the representatives of the manufacturing states on the other The -Treat body of conyuiueri; latercst.i l i. EVENING PUBLI"6 LEDGEIPrilLKADSttHIA; TUESDAY, ' DECEMBER ' 111 keeping the prices of nil kinds of products at a reasonable figure, Is hoping thnt all I plans for hasty and 111 -considered action may j come to naught. It is opposed to clasii leg- i Islatlon of every kind, whether It Is for the , benefit of the farmers or for the benefit of . the manufacturers. The kind of economic I legislation for which It Is hoping is thnt ' which takes Into account the whole public producer and consumer nlllce "-ami which nl'io takes nccouut of the new relation of the i I'nlted States to the rest of the world. Much legislation will be worth while. Anything ' short of it will be a waste, of time at the best, and at the worst will make the present confusion woMe confounded. A TEST OF THE MANDAMUS AGENl'INK and really challenging op portunlty to test the mitl-mandamus section of tho new clt charter may bo offered to Mayor Moore if he decides to veto any portion of the 1,000,000 appropriation for the Municipal Court. This section, No. 10 of Article XVII, plainly proposes that the city shall not be liable, either by suit or by mandamus, for payment. which arc to be met out of tho proceed of city taxes, "unless there shall have been a previous ap propriation by Council" to meet such pay ments. It will be recalled thnt Henntor Penrose, in the course of his recent disposition of the affairs of city, state mid nation, argued that tho Mn.ior might just nit well approve e-er. thing President Judge Ilrown asked tor on the ground that the judge could get ill! he desired, in nny e.cin. by the use (or was It "abuse"?) of the power of mandamus. Hut such an argument ignons a bit too sumninrll the provisions of the city charter. It appears obvious that in the cunt of a MiccKsful M-to by the Major and the sub-ref-iient resort of Judge Ilrown to the man damus Mayor Moore could order the law de partment to resist tho mandamus in the courts. Of cource, It mny bu argued that because of tin state's relation to the Municipal Court there Is some abstruse constitutional objection to vhi.s limitation of the "sacred" power of mandamus. In writing the char t'T the frumers seem to have had this ob jection in mind. For an orderly way of obtaining funds, thnt is extra fund, is ap parently provided for In the same section. It is provided "that the Council may by ordi nance authorize payment for material fur nished or services rendered without a pre vious appropriation, If the same is agreed to by a two-thirds vote of all the members elected thereto, nnd is approved bv tue Mayor." Without enttring into a lengthy technical nimlvsis of the various legal questions raised b the state's creation of the court, the rcor of mandamus, the special section abridging the mandamus, and the relations of Ooun'il and the Mayor's veto thereto, it is clear that Muor Moore occupies n 'iniijue vantage ground. I'rom this com manding position he may nt once, us he apparently intends, halt thf extravagance nt the Municipal Court and put the mandamus to the acid tent of flnul judicial decision. In brief, the expenses of the court would be checked, at least, until u decision was reached lly that time public opinion may have shiiveled the sinews of the mandamus as a political "strong nrm." This is a good time to raise the question. The Legislature is uliout to convene and one uf the b,g problems under considera tion will be that of revision of the consti tution. If the charter provision is uncon stitutional, now is the accepted time to lltid it out. THE HAITI SCANDAL EXPLODED IT WAS a naval board of inquiry that In quired into Colonel Harnett's charges of "indiscriminate killing of natives" by the murines iu Haiti and there will be people quite ready to believe thut this circumstiinci! had something to do with the verdict of ac quittal rendered for the American military administration in the most turbulent of in habited isle-. The tact remains, however, that none of t... testimony offered at tl e hearings held nr-t in Wa-hington and later at l'ort an Prince justified a sweeping indictment which included not only tne eniistcd personnel of the marines and the officer but the char acter of virtual! ever American imolvcd in any w . '..i'h tho Haitian problem. Haiti is an odd sort of country with odd traditii.es. i i'ii , the natives organired secretly to. murder and massacre, swept ul! the white population, su'di as it was, into the sen, and tlieie are many shreivd and ruthless native leaders who still hope to see the dnadlui perform-tnee repeated. These are the men who have made most of the trouble for tl.e American torces. The ma rines and th- ci'-ii administration devoted thr-elves to the tusk of chlllzlug the island nnd putting it on r. iclf-governing and pro ducthe bu-iv, Ilicau'e they sought the aid of thr u'lthee In a scueme of road building the nave bad to c iiitepd vith a growing spirit of revolution fomented bj bandits uml Me r fi llowers who, like the Mexicans under Villa, hide it. the hills. Naturally there has I. en fig.iting and a pretty real sort of war fare, but evidence obtaiiud by impartial ii.wstig.ition shows that it has been mostly efensive fif-htlnj; on the American side, 'luere remains t.ic question of American n. administration, which wbb not up-,-ruac!nil or considered b the nnval bonrd. It huB 1-en charged thut civilians of the i I'lcjn force of occupation hnie been I .gh-handed and cont'ti.pti oun in their in .I our-u with the native government. Such i iirgis eir.anat' for the most part from d.snmtled HaPlan politicians, Eor the (ik" or the Americans thim.vhes CfingreM unlit to rake up the inwstlgntion where the nnval Iniiinl droppnl it and thus clear h- whole business up once und for all time. The man who sitl.'iil lis conscience by sending ai'onymously SHU."!! to the receiver of taxe did not thereby wholly clear him self He v ill not be altogether straight with the world until h has made a liberal con tribution to aid the --tuning babies in Europe Navy n."n are now denied leave unless tin have tlnir hair cut according to navy regulations. What u duudy Sunday school superintendent Secretary Ounielh would make ! libTTOS ..QPKAKIN' of buttons" said Uncle U eke. Shifting bis quid to l. is other cheek ; "Speukin' of buttons I want to say, 'I here's the beatcn.-t kind down New York way ! 'Twu in one of them big hotels, by jing, That melts your dollars like mow in spring, That I see them buttons along the wall, itlght iu u bunch, mebbe six in ull. 'Twuz gittln' too dark to hc out doors, And I got to foolln' '.ith them, because T'i"fe wuzn't much else for me to do, When, .liminy cm kit-! before I knew, 1 thought I had set the house afire, And I yelled as loud as our old town crier' My. but them folks jest laughed nt me! They showed bow thut button worked, and gee ! It made a blaze I ke a bonfire done. The said 't'Mir invented bv Eddy'o son' I don't l.unw jut v (.., Ed is, but say, His .on Is the feller that gits my pay!" -Pauline Frances Camp In the Editon Monthly. Mary's Little Lamb Yt .rn in iiiv Y'rk It&ru.d, Mary had a little lamb- . ProbaLlv iiu.m. in one of those restaurants wberp they nerve I nod bi calorie y .K- I.M ' .... ,.,...., : .... l':'Htanmmm-m..--A-'im-!-Tit- -rnti-m t,r..,i,in ,IJ,,r,--iy,.t..,.--, ,-..., 1 ,, (' : .LtJ UiiJ.i i .ol-h, ll ' -'"li il tM ABOUT FAMOUS FLAGS The llrst Flag of the Confederacy lo Here In the North The Signal That Inspired a World-Famous Hymn Paul Jones' Flag lly GKORON NOX MeCAIN IP 'NITKU STATES SENATOR P. C. KNOX made n very interesting contri bution to the IIltorlcal Museum nt Valley Forge the other day. It was tho large American flag thnt floated for many years above the Senate wing of the Capitol during the times that the Senate was In session. Its historical value alone Hen in this fact, thnt It was raised abovT- the Senate during a portion, at least, of the world war when vital measures were being considered by that body affecting our participation in the mighty struggle. One of the finest collections of battle flags In the I'nlted States is Infused In the library and museum building ut Hiirrlsburg, Years of Inquiring nnd research were re quired to complete the collection, but today the tottering vrterun of the oldest or the youngest volunteer nnnv organization from this state, engaged in the great Civil War, can there rest his dimming night upon the flag he followed upon the battlefields of tho south. BATTLE flags have nlwayn been the most highly prized relics of civilized nations. Within the past few weeks Germany has returned the buttle flags 'captured by her from the armies of France iu the struggle of 1S70. For fifty years France fretted over the loss of her colors. Ho precious worn the lost banner.! iu her sight thnt their return was made one of the conditions of the trcRty of peace. The national anthem of the United States is a flag soug. A vigorous nttempt wns mode in the House at Washington Iu 1810 to change tho arrangement of stripes und stnrs, nnd it wns during the debate on this question thnt Mr. Taylor, of New York, declared that our llag could be seen nnd recognized ut n greater distance thnn that of any other nation ; that ended the mutter for a few J ears. lly an act of 1814 it was required that all captured flags of other nations be exhibited to the public. In IMS Congress passed a law making the flag what It is today: thirteen horizontal stripes, alternate red and white, with tho addition of one star In a blue field on the admission of every new stnte in the union. ONE of the rarest flag relics in this coun try is in the possession of members of the family of Mrs. Herbert A. Wilcox, of West Philadelphia. It is the first flag raised as an emblem of secession by South Curolltia. which was known as the mother state of the confed eracy. Until the time of bis death, the flag was in the possession of Captain" Henry W. Hand, of Cape May, N. J., who was an uncle of Mrs. Wilcox. He wus n Union naval officer during the Civil War nnd ut the time of his death was editor of the Cape Mny Wave. The flag is eight feet long by six feet broad. It is of solid turkey red with a large white star and crescent iu the upper left-band corner. It was mnde by the ladies of Charleston on the eve of thnt state's declaration of secession In Decembei, lf-00, uud was hoisted the following morning over the Charleston custom house. Some time after n small privateer and blockade runner, the Dixie, was outfitted in that city, and as it had no flag, the Btar and crescent banner of Charleston was pre sented to its captain as his colors. The Dixie qontinued its depredutions until the spring of 180.1, when it was captured by the U. S. S. Keyttone State. Captain Hand, then a division and wntch ofdeer on this Union gunboat, wus the board ing officer who hauled down the Dixie's flag. The commander of the Keystone State gave him iiennlssion to letaln the emblem, which lias been one of the treasured relics in the family since that time. CAPTAIN HAND is still remembered by the older newspaner editors of Philadel phia as the most noted and reliable tieaside i orrespondent of his time on the New Jerbey coast. There was crowded into his life a series of the most thrilling romances. At twenty -one he was u master in the merchant marine. Throughout the Civil War he sercd at. un officer in the nuvy. During the New York draft riots of that time he wn'i in charge of the turret division of the monitor Pussnie unchorid in New York harbor. Just prior to the war he was arrested in Mobile, Alu.. on a charge of carrying off negro slaves nnd liberating them " In the north. He was acquitted of whut was a crime, Iu that day, in tha south. FIFTY years ago P. P. Bliss, the famous song writer, composed u hymn that be cume. world famuus: "Hold the Fort." It wuh based on an episode connected with the buttle of Kenesaw Mountain. The new $(0,u00-u-yeur ctar of the base ball world, Judge Kenesaw Mountain Landis, received his baptismal name from this battle. The white signal flag with a Ted square in the center that flushed the mes.sugc that gave P. P. llliss his inspiration is in pos session of the family of A. D. Frankenberry, of Fort Marion, Pa. The flag was used by Sherman's headquarters signal corps. Tlicy were known us the "flag nnd tntch" mm. Private Frankenberry maintained thnt he had actually sent the message "Hold the po sition" with the signal flag, which RHss afterward immortalized in his famous hymn. "Hold the Fort." A PHILADELPHIA litter dated December 111, l"s(. wr.s the stoim center around which one or the most interesting tUig epi Bodes In our national hMnrv centered. The authenticity of this 'otter wns used ns pronf of the fact that the fl.ig of John Paul Jones, vhich flew above the Ron Hoiiitrc Richard in the immortal fight with the Serntus und cherished by the government as one of its most precious relics, Is what ir is claimed to be. The genuineness of the telle was called In question some yours ago. The flag was presented to the government , bv descendants of .Tnines Bayard Stafford, of New Jersey, who claimed thnt he had tnken it from the staff of the Ron Homme Richard just befi re she sank after the baffle. The letter in question from the secretnrv of the marine committee of Congress in formed Stafford that the committee hud de cided to present him with the Puul Jones flag It was claimed 114 years inter, and this led to a bitter controversy, that Stufford hid not been a midshipman on the Bon Homme Richard; that he bad not rescued the ting before tbe ship sank, find the whole thing wi n fraud, for the flag hud gone down with the brave old craft The episode created quite a furor, but the flag continues to remuin in the possession of the government. A Pesslmlct I'rom the Iy Ar.gtlen Times. The curbstone philosopher says there is nothing which the Americans demand so eagerlv or surrender so easil ns their1 llb erv. ' They fight like wildcats for thi Ir independence and then yield it like rabbits to tbe first crusader who conies along. Nov. the philosopher is looking for a moke!es country und a noiseless .Sabbath. A Mystery Krom the Ilounton Veil We can't understand why eggi should be so expensive when there Is to bu so little Christmas eggnoR- Two of a Kind I'rom the RprlnfleM Jlejnibllcan, Tbe mayors of America's two largest cities. Hylan and Thompson, nro now on exhibition. Their function is to make dc mocracy stew in its owu urease Ot . 1 .knltfjA j. , tXl "AW, NOW MY IDEA IS THIS! Daily Talks With Thinking Philadelphians on Subjects They Know Best DR. FELIX E. SCHELLING On Business English ONE of the great questions now before the universities and colleges of the country is the question of whether we shall have English courses especially designed for evcrj'-dny business, nccording to Dr. Felix E. Schelling. professor of English literature at the University of Pennsylvania nnd noted Shakespearean scholar. "The question is constantly being asked," said Dr. Schclllng, "can we not have in our universities und colleges a course in English that will be good enough for business men. engineers and others, one that will be free from frills and furbelows? Will it not be sufficient to teach a man or woman to Buy or write what he or she thinks or feels, with out wasting time ns to style or form? We need well-written business letters and speci fications. Can wp not get right down to business nnd enable a muti to do what he has to do und not waste time with highbrow stuff? "We might class business English in three ways: buslne-s English, business English or business English, where we con sider each subject as a separate entity. "I might answer, there Is no short-cut to good English. The mastery of English good enough for business purposes presupposes a knowledge of English that is fairly ex tensive. Without u background of English that is not directly applicable to business, one cunnot bone to successfully write the best busiiuss English. The writing of a business letter or a set of specifications is in itbclf a pretty high form of art. Fairly Extensive Field Covered "Business and engineering uud other practical things in life cover a fairly ex tensive field today. The engineer, for in stance, is not likely to build un ideal or even a good bridge if he knows nothing else about his profession than building u bridge. Just so, hov can u business inun ably ex press himself, even in his business, If his Knowledge of English is not uuginented by some Idea of the growth of the language, of its antecedents, its changis and ninny other details. How can he hope to acquire that vocabulary that will enable him in bis full ness of equipment clearly nnd ueeurntclv to express himself or to master the expression itself? "There is rather too much of n tendency to accentuate the vocational side of educa tion these days. Of course, it is necessary. Every roan und woman wants to be equipped to make the best living he or she can. But it must also be remembered that we must have some education for our leisure moments or for those moments when we lire not actively engaged in some gainful occupation. "But it is argued we do not have the time to spend years in getting a cultural education ; many of us huvu to get jusy and devote our time to earning u living, to meet the many di mands thnt ure made upon us and to fulfill our responsibllitied to our families and oursvUes. "Right here I might state thut the fault lies with our elementary -school training. There is n tendeii"v here to teach the nunll un thing but the work that is Intended for the grutle in which he might bo. In the lower grades, instead of touching the pupil to read and writo in an intensive way, the pupil is taught lalry stories. "In the suocoullng grades lie i.s taught the work of the grade or two ubove htm. In the high schools, if the leum thut the uni versities are teui'lilng Shakespeare or ure havlug a course in Wordsworth, they must Imvf one, too. The point is that the pupil Is never bi-lug fundamentally taught the pure elements of leurnitig and is quite liable to ,bo gettinr something that is beyond his powers of comprehension or ut least of as similation. "There is also u tendency to muke. study attractive by making it us easy us possible. All sorts of ways ure devised to muke school cour.'.cs entertaining und attractive. I be lieve that learning should be made us pleas nut as possible, but the great dourer in the present course lies in the loss of re sisting power which the pupil is likely to sustain in not being compelled to exercise self-discipline. Theie is a distinct loss of liber here and the result is that the pupil comes out into tho world not niuippuj to meet the rigora on the unsympathetic out side. Too Many Seek Short Cut "That is why we are constantly con fronted with persons who ure seeking a short cut to leurnlng fundiimentuls ou the ground that they are pressed for time. The real trouble lies iu the fact that they were not tuugbt these fundamentals uud in a proper wuy when the w.re in the ele mentary stuges of their education "The importance of more attuition to tho cultural courses or further leurnlng in Eng lish In the present case lies in the fact that eventually it hus u practical application of vast moment. It is said that Oxford taught the monurchs. "It Is u fact thnt English politics an on a higher pluiie than ours. That arises from the fact thut the classes who are not so closely pressed by the necessity of earning their dally bread and therefore have de veloped their education further go iu for politics in England and do It for tbe sake of adventure. "Thus brains and equipment are brought to ueur in nine upon one oi tne most lm- ni leniuroi in our uauv me, ij .Lw tip the ho. culled, leisure cltteaes make ' streamer on a knlnlifjtllanco. nuuiied. In face - -TM . .. -. .n... ... ti m .-., ...a.',. at .u ,.r.i .. ui iiniiiriiin. i ,., ,.,. -, . .. .. - . A', 1920 DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!" their contribution to society for what society has done for them. In the same way could our own leisure classes bo made of some service to this country. "But it would be nn aristocratic and un American attitude to sny that a few people should be groomed to the highest educational notch at the expense of tho many. So rec ognizing the need for vocational training, wis must not lose sight of the cultural side, and stress its importance so thnt every leader of thought or of achievement mar be brought out und developed and that our lives may be fuller and more worth while." Cermany'o Army of Officers Vt Ktchnnl CJrelllnir. author of "J'Acruje," Tr.le Review, In One is impelled to laugh ut the ridiculous farce of pretending thnt an asylum for offi cers of the old regime exists for the protec tion of the Oermnn republic. Here ore a few items from tbe Intest military budget. The army of 100,000 men bus fifty-four generals, 70,i staff officers, "Ofi lieutenant colonels nnd 10.rS captains. To every ninety soldiers are assigned u ciptuiu nnd two lieu tenants, not to mention the higher office! h. There is u noncommissioned officer for every five men, so that instruction in the "goose step" will be given by 10,413 noncommis sioned officers who serve ns common soldiers, but draw the pay of their rank. A Word for the Reform Element rrom tho Ohio Mate Jourim'. We would much rather have tbe reform clement tbuu the powers of evil on our side on any given question, not only for morul reasons but because the reform element can be so much more disagreeable thun the powers of evil if it thinks we're not exnetly shoulder to shoulder with it. Children Are the Past V a. Vi)rtln In Life. Children in these days are not only the future but they are- the pant. The younger they ore the better. They know nothing of the war, nor of the peace, nor of the troubles of the current world. They aro a kind of poultice for the heurt, and there arc many hearts that need soothiug. A Flimsy Fabric l'rom the Illihrr.onJ Tlnics-Dlapateh If the paper suits (lermuny is sending to this country are no, stronger In texture thnn thut on which it wrote its treaties, the wearer of one, for pnfety'H sake, will havu to curry a barrel with him. Hard to Argue With Kicrn tt.e New York Trlbuno. A difficult man to argue with, probably, is Jnines It. Reld, who announces in the Mintni. Flu., Herald. "I have moved from the offices where I was to the offices where I am." What Do You Know? QUIZ 1. For what part of America did tho Pil grims orlKlnnlly set out" J. Who commanded the British I'.eet which deatroyod the Oermnn squadron of Von sspeii oft the Falkland Islands? Z Who wero tho skalds? I. What wns the real name of Henry M. Stanley, the Anglo-American explorer and Journullnt? ; What aro tho three largest cltfeii of France? 6. Why Is foolacnp bo called? 7. What )h cartomancy? 6 What Presidents of tho United States wero tallorn In early life? P. What nro tho asteroids" 10. uf what state Is JufTerton City the cap Answers to Yesterday'. Qulr 1. Thomas llrackutt P.eed, whosn strict par liamentary methods wiro bitterly criti cized by lily political enemies, wns Known uu "Czjr Heed." Ho was speaker or tho House of Hepnsenttitlws from lsSS to JS.'l, and from 1R95 to 1S01. 2. Tho two largest cities of Chile ar San tiago und Valparaiso 3. A stanchion of u ship Is un upright bar, post, prop or support, ns fur a dick awnlnr. etc. 1. Sophism It. fulso ancumept intunduil to deceive Z. Joan of An1 was nineteen euri old .it the time of her tM-ciitloii iy tho Kiic-. llsh In Rouen In 1131. b Tbe War of tho Hoses In Unglai'd in th,, fifteenth c-enturj was fought li-twcnri tho royul houses uf I.ncisti i- uml York ', Modern alabaster Is u llne-gralned va riety of the mineral, gypsum The ula b.istor of the ancients win. u curboii.ito uf llmo and when treated lieounin much tho harder of tha two imbalances. 8. "Una touch of naturo makes, the whole. world kin" Is a line spoken by Ulys.ies In .Shukehpcaro'M piny, "Trollus und e'resslda." 9. A cassowary is a larso bird related to tlm ostrich, 10. A banderol or banderole Is a lone, nar row nut; wth a cleft tml, flown at the nw; r JltVUl-lllUI SHORT CUTS Lloyd Georg" has nt least a genius (0. hanging on to his job. Let us hope at least that the baDd.j win contriDtiio noerauy to cnarity. There is likelihood that Judge sm. won't like what Santa puts In his stockirj .iiisiieiuc is scuri'e wuh year; out tilei tlicTO s a win nony is a good substitute. Give it Roper enough and trie M;. nieipal Court upproprlution will han; itself. If legislation can save his bacon tii farmer is not disposed to take the lean iduj the int. These ure tho days when the wiie bind 1 1 decides it is about time to retire frta I business. Girls who wear whort stocking up I going to be sorry when Santa Claus ccr.'i I to till them. Let not Benedick forget that San'il Clims has the huppy faculty of turni:l a wue into a sweetheart. Perverse fnte sees to it that whenetel a man finds what he wants he finds alio th:l it isn t whut he wunted. -Viewing itself in the liizht nf rearno:- tionment, the House decides that one cacti have too much of u good thing. Santn will plecs take ,ote that wic the Lutheran Orphans' Home burned till children's toys burned with it. When politicians fall out honest rwl fool themselves with the belief that text thing nice is going to happen. Man is n forward-looking animal. Till moment Santa Clutis turns his back on bbl nc II be watching for the first robin. There nre onp or two nothouse tioli- ticinns iu this town who would like to tl a. new mnyor in their Christmas stocWtp. It may be taken for granted that tfln Charles Evans Hughes goes buck to the S premo Court he'll never, no, never, rei'p again. "Every heart knows Its own Mttc:- ness." Senator Vare's heart bleeds for till poor election officers who arc forced to -H.1 1 tor starvation wages. It will surely jar Chicago politician! to realize whut a number of poHble job nicy nave overlooked in running tueir m nieipal Court. Tho auto bandit Is not a rood spon. When the odds arc against him he refusti to operate. It is therefore the cue of til police to pile on the odds. Add Nonli "TStnev" nffnrds moths' instance of u word that remains -vNen .! reason for it has departed; while niw odeon," another word with th- son.e wl Is almost forgotten. It !b significant to note that after rsi I icnls railed at n "crooked preis" tbe on J I evidence time has adduced in support of f- I charges is the exposure of u crooked NW'i Mieut. 'Do Ti-nrbl Is full of hrave men Sj diers prove it; policemen prove it; iirets" prove it; nnd now comes Alderman J Hogan, of Chicugo, who proposes mi " nuncc to ubollsh the puffs in which the s hide their cars. The fact thut Incrensc In mdu-tr- 1.1....... I.. .1... nr.or.1ln.r In the IllirfHU ' uviili iitn la .iu.:, uvmii n " ,. I T...1, ...!,... ...,,1 r.Mntlirrilthin. tO tlll-r1, I weakness and Inability to speak nnglW a talrly good nrgunicut for tue nanw n new Immigration law. .. -.. .1 i ...i,iA(,nta nrirti l lliui uecrciise lit """"""",, r, .. i. not Immediately reflected in retail pfifj ' easily understood. Apart from tne mi and, it may be that running .,e.n.,jl,,i main uncnungeu, muj "l- ",-. v: ,,..,i because the retailer Is so busy that be Usui I time for icllection. Governor Edwards bus probably pM neither wets nor drys In placing u bott.e" fine Scotch whUky In the foundation o new building for u bank iu which i " interested. The drys will think M ' . !.i- i i. .....i is., neia i,w striven to gioruy noocn mm " consider it a shameful waste. .r . .. V.rl ll? The .New lorK nuprc-un.- -" v,,i ruled that light boxing Ls to be MI'j", . a military school, ami is, therefor', NibU.. We judge, therefore, that trouble ' the past bus been largely metwrolofi"1; unskilled tnvestlgutors being unable ' ferentlate between a light Hare unu u " cloud. Here's a pretty stew! There mi j no ojsters forty years from now. ,?'. raw? Culturlsts say the number u"iMjj I lug nnt.ually iu D''l?vnro and W';,,, waters und ure nppeallng to the i.i. t for conservation measures. Tin ; '.''.ifij be tile for legislators: but if thf)' ''W tucij." wnoiii qr-T .ii'y pk'hv -- - i ti.ni.. .-nn il fii'-v ni'v ni ,111. tw - - t re NHl,l'r..m-f q-.P- ,ilSU. I.HI.15HV' NUw 1.1. sfcA-A S',"H' w M)ix-JihM- ,, j&fmmmmmmmnmfc