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Knr Tome Bcauo The EV DulMlna Lo.ro.- Dcimi London rtmti BunscmpTioN Trctwg The Cvimxo Pcauo Lxmn la arvM to tub crlbera In Philadelphia and aurround'nc town at th rat of twelve (12) cents per weak, parable to th carrier. the United ny man in pointa euwai or rmianeinnia, in ea matej Canada, or I'nlted Ftatea ro- aeaalona. poetaaa free, flftr (BO) cent per month. BIX not aonara per year, payania in eavanen, tn nil forelm rnnntrlea on (11) dollar a month. NoTirr Bubacrtbera wlnhlne addra changed tnual cl old aa well at new addreaa. BELL. SOW TALNUT KEYSTONE. MAW KM CJtMreet a'X eomrtua(cnon to Xvrto PmMIo Xedcer, Independence Square, Philadelphia. Member of the Associated Press rnm amocmtttd mass noimiteii en titled to tht ute for rrrubKcoMoa of all new dljpatchej credited to U or not otlieru'iae crerflUd in this papery and also the local newt jutHhd therein., x. All rtohti of republlcoflon of e pedal dlapafcnca Tierrin ore alio reserved. l-hilidelphla Frl!i. September 21 IMS a rnrn-vnxn pnnnnM roil riiiti)F.t.rni TMnrs on whleh the people eipeet Ihe new nrimlnlMrallon lo concentrate It attrntlom The D'la-iare river Hdpe. A drydack biff efloupn to accommodate Af larpttt aMpi. Devefopmewj of tht moid rropvcll kiIciii. A conventfon hall. A luUdlro tor th Prt lAtrorv. An Art Jufevm. rTnlnroemenf of the voter atipptu llomrt to arror."iodat the pnp'ilaj'on. MESSING IT UP AGAIN TUB chronic difference of opinion on the capacity of the Board of Education to Increase the pay of its employes Ih typical and deplorable. The latest obstruction Ih the failure to aell certain properties from which some of the funds were to have been derlrcd. Joseph Catharine, a member of the board, explains the lack of buyers by the recession of the real estate purchasing tide. In other words, dilatory methods are bearing their Inevitable fruit, and the confusion In the situation, which seemed to be clearing up last week, is again becoming Impenetrable. Nobody spoms 'o know now how much the teachers will get whether the money will be in the form of bonuses and salary Increases or a combination of them, or whether any thing will be done at all. The board Insists that It has only $700,000 to spend. George Wharton Pepper declares that the treasury also contains $2-10.000 left over from the last state appropriation, and that the citlxentr' committee which he heads will see that each teacher receives $200 at once. At once! The phrase is obsolete In this preposterous and seemingly Interminable muddle. PEACE FEARS TN CHISP, snappy sentencer, new students - nt the Jefferson Medical College were told yesterday that in effect nature Is an eternal scoundrel and In particular that "world peace means world death." Dr. Hobart A. Hare, the speaker, was quite positive. Kor Illustrative purposes the badly behaved Hon in the preenee of the "suc culent sheep" was summoned, as was the avid inquisitive robin preying on the defense less worm. "War and famine," Raid he. "are nature's efforts to keep tlve race from growing too big for the earth." It Is permissible tc wonder why the first lawmakers didn't think of that. They might have refrained from inaugurating the system of protection and justice which to a more or less extent helps to safeguard the lives of Doctor Hare and his fellow occupants of this wicked world. In the predatory robin the southern slave holder had a sustaining example, and like wise in the tints, who, It is averred, 'have their serfs. On the whole, using this rea soning. It may be said that the thirteenth amendment flew right In the face of nature. So also, It must be confessed, do many of the victories which man his won since he emerged frorr the stone age. If in surrendering to natuie Doctor Hare, speaks more as a physician than as n phi losopher, thnt, of course, has Its profes sional aspects. THE ICE CREAM EMPIRE TCD CREAM Is said to have originated in Naples, where It still nttalns the most gorgeous .prismatic hues. As n spectacle, real Neapolitan "spumoni" as served on scorching August nights on the sprawling "terrace" of C.ambrlmis vie impressively with the perpetual pyrotechnics over the bay. But ico cream In Naples Is In the main a seasonable luxury. Chill weather freezes the Italian palate. As for the com posite European taste, thnt has long been excessively timid before the seductions of congealed and flavored milk and crpam. Ices in Taris are solemnly doled out as, ac cording to Mark Twain, were straw berries in Oermany "like jewelry." For bona-fide, all-the-year-round Ice cream enthusiasm, without reservations or amendments, America rapturously takes the palm or cone. Manufoctnrera of the In gratiating dehfcert. meeting in Atlantic City, have furthermore particularized on the theme and accirded to Pennsylvania the most sig nal distinction. During the la.it year 23,000,000 gallons of ice cream were consumed In this com monwealth, or an average of two and a half gallons per person. The responsibility of prohibition Is fixed at IH per cent. No ex planation for ice cream in January 1b given. Outsiders wouldn't understand it, an) way, for taste is intensely personal, uud Pennsyl vania, the ice cresm empire, feels under no obligation to explain what is Joyously auto matic. MILLERANDAT THE HELM NOT' since Adolphe Thiers, its first presi dent. 1ms the Third Republic of France been headed by any on possessing the at tributes of statesmanship and the capacity of leadership nx they are combined in Alex andre Millerand. What effect these nssets will have upon an office long regarded in France as chiefly decorative, it is not easy to forecast. Every act of the French presi dent has to be countersigned by a minister, and the premier, in practice atffl popular opinion, is ranked as the real director of the nation's destinies, M. Millerand, however, has recently stated Tiewsi which perhaps presage n novelty In administrative machinery. That lie will bo content to remain a figurehead is a sup position contradicted by his whole, career. Aa a radical Socialist a good many years Ogo be was vigorous and assertive. As an exponent of the protective militarist ideas, to whleh the French fiovernment seems lately to have subscribed, bis methods were no lew frsifc-. Vg, recognition of Genera Wrangel, which WeWM miuiuiiuvu iu utuuu iiij(ejw man the army advisers were moves which star tled the Entente and elicited the particular amazement nf J.tojd Georgt. Doubtless it success of the extremely long chances taken by M. Millerand In the pursuance of his -lrastle iillcicr Is partly responsible foe his .w ailed "elevation" to the presidency, U is ccncelvablo 'Miat his opponents hop, rot some wing-clipping (n an ornamental office and thtt his supporters arc anticipating an energetic transformation in the presidency. In any event It Is clear that the National Assembly has broken precedent In his elec tion and has risked consequence Nimllnr, maybe, to those It feared to take in .hc easo of that other "strong" 'man, Geoj-ges Clemenccau. MORE HEAT THAN LIGHT IN THE SENATE SLUSH PROBE What Should Have Been an Expose of Cox Is Becoming Too Much Like an Ancient Melodrama TTNLESS the gentlemen of the United States Senate can learn to take life a little more seriously somebody will ret the slush-fund Inquiry to light music and put it on Broadway, There Is an infinite fund of suggestion in the sessions of the slush committee for an eye familiar with the needs of the modern stage. And the senators have all the quali ties usually essential to success In that ileld. They disclose nothing new In the way of IdeaR. They do not take your mind Into new fields and they arc no rooters for the arts of realism. They aim to please and to entertnln. Give them the good old virtues in picturesque guise could anything be more moving than Mr. Reed's presentation of the Democratic party In the role of friendless nnd desolated Little Eva? and the words that mean little but carry poignant sound! Mr. Barnes, nf New York, as the Villain Who Was Not Half Bad ; Mr. Depcw, jerked from his retirement for a revival of the re fined comedy of the eighties; a few southern Tote brokers for the npte of broad farce these arc characters supposed to represent real life In the drama of the day in Wash ington. The Senate loves Its old ways. Its in quiries proceed as evenly an a running brook, nnd they are no more sensational. Can any one remember when the slush Inquiry began? Already It seems to have been going on since the beginning of the world, so familiar, so monotonous are the tones and moods of the probers. I.Ike things heard in childhood or remembered from past existences are the questions of these solemn gentlemen, who do not Seem to know what they want to know. Senators like Mr. Reed nnd Mr. ICenyon appear to have a neatly tabulated list of questions which they dust off and toss nt witnesses in every inquiry, whether it relates to coal or boodle, foreign affairs or the rela tion of the boll weevil to physical inertia in the muffin-welders' union. You voted for Roosevelt In 1012, did you, and for Wilson In 1010! Aha! You did? Then what right have you to testify as a Republican or as a Democrat? If you never used money In politics how can you be sure that what you believe to be money In politics Is not something else! Mr. Reed enn talk in that fashion for months nt n time nnd he can be as humorous about the baldness of a witness ns he can bo about men killed In the war, nnd so divert Inquisitive minds from the pursuit of a fact. It is never easy to tell whether a Senate committee of Inquiry is trying to kid Itself or kid the country. And it Is no wonder, therefore, that the current Investigation Into the finances of the campaign is a thing of vagaries that has failed wretchedly to ac complish the one end which the country had a right to expect. The committee knows that Mr. Cox was guilty of ugly and dangerous misrepresenta tion. Why Mr. Cox and his friends are nof made to bear the full responsibility for their sins Is not apparent. A man who has most of the world for an audience said that the rich men in the United States were plotting to buy the presi dency and to put down the decent aspirations of workingmen with bayonets. Now, coming from Mr. Debs or from Mr. Foster, such a statement would be rela tively harmless. The people know that Mr. Debs and Mr. Foster resort deliberately to overstatement and overemphasis. But Mr. Cox is a man with a reputation for integrity and temperate utterance. When he talked of the millions and the bayonets of his imagination he startled even those people who are prepared to see the ordinary limits of folly and nonsenso reached and passed in the heat of a national campaign. If what the Democratic candidate said was half true, violent reprisals of one class against another would be Inevitable and even justifiable. Here certainly was Incitement to radicalism and riot. Every man In the Senate, every man on the slush committee, every witness summoned to testify knows that national elections cannot be bought. Every man, rich nnd poor, outside the insane asylums longa to forget bayonets and knows that his own welfare depends upon the peaceful reconciliation of group interests in this country. The Senate has not shown the country how folse and shameful tho charges of Mr. Ox were. It hns not dispelled the ugly rumors that its own sessions have turned up. It has not revealed the blmple nnd under standable truth obout money In the cam paign. A Senate committee can be more prudish than a Victorian dnme in the pres ence of any slightly unpleasant fact. It may bo wholly sophisticated, but it will stick to the -gesture of almost unearthly chastity to the bitter end. So we have Senator Reed making puns and Senator Kenyon doing Hamlet when straight talk and direct questions arc needed. Upon one memorablo session the curtain rose at Mr. Reed's command to show the Demo cratic party tottering on the stnge in rags, the saddest of all the disconsolate of the period, with only $3,000,000 between It ond the poorhouse, yet spurning every contribu tion of more or was It less? than $f)000. Members on the Republican tide, can dream, too. Their party, as they would make it appear, is too, too good for this wicked world. The anguished exclamation? of Mr. Barnes, of New York, when boodle was mentioned to him by the pitiless Demo crats would seem unreal even In melodrama. Only In a Senate committee room arc Such pretensions of heavenlincss supposed to be convincing. There they ore a vogue, a de pendence, a refuge in every crucial Instance. Mr, Kenyon and Mr. Reed could write, I masterly volumes abont the Care and Feed (ling of Political Parties. But they hate to Jklet the world know the extent of their Mmowledge. .8"1 tlw re tducatlonal and heljrM wen now. They ard lnapilflcent aa& EVENING PUBLIC LEDGERr :ontftht examples fot the youth of tho land" f what senatorcAhould not be. If you wen tc look Into the records of the Schato steel Inquiry or study tho. testimony sought and acquired ty committees ent from Washington to probe the questions it coal production end supply, ynv) would know ;hat hit; been the matter with tht slush 'Inquiry. You would find thnt Senate committer Is usually disposed to learn, bu not to team anything that may make Its member un comfortable. The beginning In, both parties of the funds called "lush are known t everybody In Washington, And every von who knews,' anything about anything In national politics knows that the report nf - huge Republican fund have been fantas'c exaggerations The gossfp of slush funds began with 'or gaclzatlnnr of professional money-getters whe had been behind many of Uie drives for wnr funds. This new profession Is Intensely proud of what U .alls pep. It seeks ltritf fields of action. It tumpc,l n bit -whf n the armistice war signed. Misery and desolation were still pretty general and need for or ganlxcd relief was very great. But bonds were sold ond loans were accomplished, and the professional campaigners yearned for a new cry nnd new fields to conquer. There had never been n Republican drive or a Democratic drive. Here was a great hought. Let tho starving wait! Who would more quickly give up money than party men, who Inherit their political beliefs ns they inherit, their .names or the color of their hair? Some monumental ass In the Republican national organization was en chanted by the prospect of what seemed like n new and effectual method for obtaining the money that every party needs. Certainly the Democrats were .convinced, too. But the Democrats were later In the field and they were able to escape and cover their tracks after some professional '.campaigner with a fool's notion of efficiency In phrases devised n slogan for his cohorts and gave to the op ponents of Mr. Harding their "Boys, get the money." ' So began the clamor and the rumors of which Mr. Cox made ouch wild and reckless use In his talk of bayonets and attempts to buy the presidency. Simple frankness, the willingness of party managers to admit mis takes nnd a desire In the Rlush committee of the Senate to be fair and Impartial In this Instance would have eliminated from many minds a lingering belief thnt a deliberate effort was made to corrupt a national elec tion with money. But senntors on both sides cannot always forget their parties or the party fight even for the sake of the country. The members of the slush committee are jocular, urbane, evasive, humorous, witty, amusing, clever,' resourceful. They are everything but direct and plain spoken. LOGAN CIRCLE DREAMS ' A TRIFLE of $21,BOO,000 will materialize the "cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, the solemn temples" beheld by John T. Wlntlrlm In an architectural vision of Logan circle. "Such tricks hath strong Imagination," observed a ioet who was. served extremely well by precisely that fac ulty. The splendor of such fancy Is In Mr. Wlndrim's drenm of a c.'vlc center to Include the Free Library. Municipal Court Building, the Academy of Natural Sciences, the Cnthedral. the Franklin Institute nnd a "home" for the Philadelphia Orchestra. In his program tho taxpayers' bill Is dismissed with easy confidence In the revenue possi bilities of automobile owners nnd the repu diation of economy slogans. It would be( agrrenble, Indeed, could Mr. Wlndrim's hopes of the benutlfication nf Philadelphia be realized with the rapturous rush of his langunge. In theory no citizen can legitimately object to a hnndsome town. It Is the eternal battle between the utili tarian nnd the decorative, involving funda mentally, of course, the question of finnnces, thnt Is so often a serious check on the de velopment of American cities. The balance between beauty and necessity Is elusive and the npproximntions nttalned arc frequently far from accurate,. In the case of the. Parkway, Its construc tion necessitated the delay of n number of vltnlly Important projects. On the other hand, the rejuvenation of a rundown dis trict was undoubtedly excellent for tho civic morale and has furnished a basis for expan sion, both of an idealistic and practical na ture, which might have been held up for years. Mr. Wlndrlm Is justified in wishing the best for Logan circle. The library, at least so far as the city's Intentions arc con cerned, has passed the fanciful stage. The Academy of Natural Sciences and tho Cathe dral are admirably placed ns nuclei In the new development. The other suggested works must, perhaps, wait "upon the adjust ment of conditions warranting the outlay of more millions. What It Is needful to keep In mind, how ever, Is tho costliness of floundering nnd contradictions In municipal planning. In picturing the possibilities of Logan circle Mr. Wlndrim's general principles nre sound enough. A comprehensive plan, no matter how elaborate, may serve to prevent errors in detail almost as expensive as an entlro project consistently executed. If tho administration responsible for the conception of the City Hall In Its present location had been fareclng, millions could have been saved In the work of replannlng Philadelphia. In the end this Incubus will have to be removed. Gradual thought the adornment of Logan circle may be, It Is obviously proper that reckoning with tho future should bo made. For this reason alone Mr. Wlndrlm'a vision is stimulating. It is lu effect a 'warning against the kind of haphazard growth which has made the making over of American cities ho formidable nnd costly n task. The British coal strike ordered for next Monday has world Interest because of the underlying Intent of the miners' officials to force the government to nationalize the mines. This is evidenced by the fact thnt the miners hnve refused to negotiate cither with the mine owners or with tho Industrial Court established to hear and settle just such dis putes. The Issue thus becomes, entirely npart from the justice of the miners' indus trial demands, one between the people ob a whole, ns represented by their government, nnd n small e-lass which virtually seeks to form a dictatorship. Surgeon General Cummlngs points out thnt post-war plagues are likely to find their way Into this country because, of Increased immigration, and, apart from immigration, bemuse of tho general Increase of all ship, ping. Every cargo ship has a largo and In dustrious quota of rats, nnd some of them may get ashore and spread disease. The Immigration Bureau nnd health authorities may cope with the problems presented by .immigration; but every citizen may do his bit by helping to exterminate tho rodents wherever found. . A freshman In the college ot Emporia, nan,, is paralysed ueiow Uie waist at an result of hazing Haplntr, you will remem- ber, wac abolished fronr our colleges' yearaji tad nan lie. ' r . -. ., , - PHlLABELPHIA,. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 2i, SCIENTISTS' DEVOTiObJ Mon Like Professor Doollttla QM Lives With Little. Hop of . Matorlal Rewards THE late Prof. Eric DoolltUe once quoted hit distinguished father as haTlnf said, "The most remarkable discovery In astron omy would be finding some way to make a fortune out of It." Yet the elder DoolltUe spent his life In devotion to this scUncs and raised two sonr who bare followed lh his footsteps in spite of the fact, early Instilled Into them,, thht they could hope for bo ad equate motcrlal rewards. . Years at o the astronomer was a moo, who studied the stars and the solar system In Jtll aspects. Comparatively llttie wds knowiil one m,n could find time to master '' t hid been learned. As the science broadened, as Instruments multiplied, as separate nhe nomsna revealed themselves, each promising to lead to some new discovery, astronomy became subdivided Into branches, ahd emy branch became so important that few mn could master moro than one., So the as tronomer became a specialist; he devoted Ml life to collecting data and formulating hy potheses which should bring out some hltu? erto unknown fact lu his own brauch, leav ing to others its possible application tc their branches. PERHAPS In no other phase of human endeavor except religion has such utter devotion of self been shown as in astronomy. Always before the student of the stats looms tho fact that his tiny span Of threescore years and ten Is not sufficient to unfold the re mits of the gigantic forces Whlfch remain as puzzles to us ; he can but gather his share Of the data and pass on. He devotes himself to tt'new phase of his science, knowing full well thnt he can do no more than build a yart' of the foundation and that other hands sud other brains will rear the structure 111 all Its benntv lone veers after he Is dust. Yet he goes devotedly on at bis chosen . work. ERIO DOOLITTLE specialized In double stara. Most persons do not even know what a double stnr Is. There are thousands of amateur astronomers who look at double stars and find in them a certain delight that they possess a telescope good enough to re veal two points of light where the naked cyft' can see only one. It Is n pride In a physical possession; there their interest ceases. But to Professor DoolltUe tho phenomena of the double stars loomed as the most important thing In life. He was firm in bis belief that s6me day man would know mare of the great forces that surround them, but thnt to know that he must have tomes of data, laboriously and painstakingly gathered, upon which to base his calculations and prove his theories. PERHAPS the best example to explain popularly what a double stir Is Is fount! In tho star Mlzar. which Is In the Big Dipper ot the break or bend In the "handle." To a person with defective eyesight this nppeora to be only a single star. Persons with good eveslght can, however, distinctly sec a tiny stnr so close to It that the rays of the two seem to merge Into each other. The Indians call tho pair "the squaw with the papoose on her back," nnd they used them to test the eyesight of their own papooses. With the ordinary Opera glass tho two stars can be widely separated, and with a big telescope they seem quite far apart. Miliar and Its little companion make' a "naked-eye" double; thnt Is, the com ponents arc separated widely enough to make a telescope unnecessary to "split" them. But tlwre arc thousands of doubles In the heavens so close that only powerful Instru ments can detect the space between. And. Incidentally, Mlzar Is notable again among double stars In thnt the large star Itself Is ft double, but no telescope can "split" the com ponents. Its duplicity has been reveoled nnd studied by means of the spectroscope, nnd the results Indicate that the point of light which we see at the crook in the Dipper's hnndlo Is formed by two huge bright bodies, the pair together hnvlng a mass perhaps forty times that of our sun, nnd revolving about n common center. 140,000,000 miles apart, with a relative velocity of 100 miles a second nnd in a period of about 101 dnys. A CENTURY nnd n half ago Sir William Hcrsehe began to stud? the double stars thnt were then known. The theory nt the time was thnt these doubles hod no connec tion with each other, that they were simply two stars which happened to be. In the same line of sight, but that one wns Infinitely fur ther away from us than the other. Hersehel's Interest was In using them to find out their distance from the enrth. He made exnet measurements of the angular distance between them and their direction from each other: then six months later, when the earth wss on the other side of the sun. or some 180,000.000 miles from its first position, he measured them awin. Ills theory wns thnt, with so great a change In the earth's position, there would be nn alteration In the apparent distance be tween the stars because of the change In perspective, nnd that, hr using this change nnd ,the known base line, whleh was the earth's distance from the sun. he could figure tho dUtnnce of the nearer component of the double star. BUT the results did not encourage him, and after a time he gave It up. Some twenty-five years later, with Improved In struments, he made one more attempt, nnd this, compared with his previous records, gave him not what he was looking for, hut something infinitely more amazing, thnt opened up n new branch of investigation in nstronomy. For ho saw that the motions of the com ponents of nlmost all of his double stars proved that they did not merelv happen to b Independent and merely by chance In the line of sight, but thnt they actually belonged to each other physically nnd were revolving about their common renters in great orbits some of which might take centuries to com plete. ''I went out like Saul." he wrote, "to seek his father's nsses and found a kingdom." SINCE then astronomers the world over hnve been delving relentlessly Into the mysteries of the double stars. So huge ore the motions nnd ho long does It require to make a perceptible change In the nnlin n some thnt many generations of stnr-gazers must nass before their orbits, their masse or their distances can even be guessed. There is one famous double which excel lently Illustrates the marvels about which we nt present know prnotlcolly nothing. In the constellation of Lyra, near the bright green stnr Vega, which Is directly overhead about 0:rtO In the evening now, Is a little stnr known by the Greek letter epsllnn. It Is the northernmost of the two that fprm a triangle with Vega. An opcrn glass or even n Been nnaro eye will spilt tills Into two; S three-Inch telescope will prove that each of these two is a double. IT HAS been estimated by some authorities that the two tiny stars of one of these pairs revolve nbout each other In something like 1000 years; the other pair revolves In about 2000 years, and. the two pairs revolve about each other In n period which is nrob ably many thousand years longer, and has even been thought to require close to 1,000,. 000 years. It can easily be seen how many, many generations nf observers like tho late Pro fessor Doollttle must come and go and leave exact records behind them before the mys tery of epsllon Lyrne can be solved. To the layman this painstaking, thankless work will seem foolish when there can be no reward for It. But to the man filled with the true sclentlflo ardor every observation carefully I erAllons brings a thrill of genuine joy, for lie maae onu reroracu ,nuu ipji ior ititure gen- nows mat nt is uuuing ins mite to the sum of knowlrdse that will lead one day to Achievements whose glory no man can now iaracaa. i i .. . -' juaJL-xaT" r -- -Mi. ,,M, LATHES ANO GENTLEMEN- AUTHOR "INTO" etc.- ---"-V SKp 1rtT SENATOR ----' MAsf9SBs99iluallaliallaHL fl wHpsSh: MeBJBaaBaaBBBaaaaaaBBBBaaaaaaas LH SsastBBBBBBVaaBBMalBHVsrawVBlBBaasa9 rCmJbmmmmff i ri " C aXfctfa&ifaf 1 r if (VVrr a an "r rri rr-1 wt V NOW MY IDEA IS THIS 1 Daily Talks With Thinking Philadelphia on Subjects They Know Best DR. JOSIAH H. PENNIMAN On Otoser College Relationships A CLOSER relationship between the Uni versity heads and the student body, especially members of tho freshman class, Is one of the desires of Dr. Joslah H. Pen nlman, acting provost at tho University of Pennsylvania. With the University opening Its doors to dsy, Doctor Petinlman told of a few of the plans which have been devised for the better Inculcation of the best possible spirit among the student body. "One of the Innovations," explnined Doc tor Pcnniman, "Is the establishment of what we are going to call 'student conferences. Following tho custom, recently revived by Doctor Smith,, of nll-Unlverslty chapel It Is our Intention to amplify the Idea this year. "On Monday there will be a conference Intended principally for the assistance of first-year men. There will be a speaker on every Monday, who will talk on some sub ject touching on university life of the proper Pennsylvania spirit. The speakers chosen will be either those who have some connec tion with the University, those who haVe a knowledge and Interest In the University or prominent' men of Philadelphia who may have a wotth -while message for us. "On Friday ot next week there will be a similar conference, but this time open to Ml students, and ngaln there will be a speaker who has a message to five the University. Upper Class Students Help "Especially T desire to bring a new spirit to the incoming boys. The task of teaching them what the University stands for will not be in my hands nor In those ot any fac ulty members, but will be conducted by Upper classmen who are best fitted to do tho work. "Along this line It has been arranged to nut one senior In every dormitory. Ills role will b that of adviser and counselor to his particular group of first-year men, nnd wo expect tills plan to accomplish a great deal. When I say that the work of asslying the freshmen will be in the bands of the stu dents themsolves, I will add that these upper classmen will work In co-operation with us, and will at all times have our hearty support And co-operation. "Pennsylvania s peculiarly situated In that it is in the heart of a great city. Many of the incoming first-iear men have never been outside of tho limits ot a small country town. Naturnlly they have uo desire to 'go Wrong,' as the oxpresslon goes, and in many cases would not do so If they were given good advice at the outset. "It was for this reason that so much at tention was paid this year to the reception and guiding of the freshmch on their arrival, Including the information desk at the rail- roan stations ami me oooins tocaieu an over the camptls. We hope by all these mrons not only to steer these men tight at the out set, but also to Instill In them the real spirit ot Pennsylvania, first and foremost and be fore all else. "The University Is opening Its new year under the very best ot auspices and we are all looking forward to a most successful ses sion. Of the new professors I need only say that the very fact that they were brought here Is proof that 'hey are of the highest caliber. "Three familiar faoes are gone, and there Is not one of us here at the University who will not mlsa Dr. Edgar Fahs Smith, Dr. John MacFarlane and Dr. John Bach Mc Master to tho fullest extant. They have been with u so long and were all so well beloved that they must of necessity lvo a void, that cannot be easily filled." Teachers Are U. of P, Men In commenting nn the fart Mint so many of the new appointments of pwfessdrs and Instructors are Pennsylvania men Doctor penolman declared that he ;ould not say whtther this was a matter of policy or of accident. "There are a greet many of our own man." h fl.dmltte.rl "Anil nf .,, .... .l. 192G ACTIVELyTBNGAGED ON THE STUMP! 1 - '1 raj. .' 1 -' 1 Mft . w 3W aaite Bffzuukt 2 'saaaaaaaaaaaaaaar ' VIKaaT .JsfciaBaV VsasasasaP vBaaaJsVBHsaBaB asasasaB outside who can five us new Ideas and bring other angles of view to bear on our own problems. "Of the enrollment I have no figures os yet, but can only ssy that the numbers will run very hlehi many of them being women J, In the school of education. They will all nnd places for -them and ell the tmtiuicis will be open. "The new. year must speak for Itself In the matter of scholarship. Whether it will rise or fall now that the influx of war stu donts has ceased I cannot soy, but the re sults will be shown In February and June. At any rate, the outlook Is one to inspire optimism and hope." NOT 'IN THE UNION I MET an ancient, groy-halrcd man, A scythe upon Mr shoildcr; Than he no one I'd ever seen Who weaker looked and older. I stopped him and I said: "That thing You carry like a saber Proclaims tho workman, but do you Belong to union labor?." lie looked nt mo and shook his he'ad ; "Mv work Is never censing; The field I reap Is very large And ever more increasing. "No leisure I've for foolish strikes, I ask no raise or bonus. ' I never rest my name is Time! In Greece they called me Chrnnos." W. W. WMtclock, In Sun nnd .New York Herald. What Do You Know? QUIZ 1. Which state was the birthplace of more Presidents, Virginia or OhlcT 2. What snake Is capable of swallowing- a live plg7 3. "What Is the cockpit of a ship? . WMo took command of th British fleet at the battw of Trafalgar after the death of Nelson? 5. What Is the origin of the word Hngol 6. What name of a flower Is nlso given to an edible shellfish? 7. What is cloisonne wnre? 8. How should tho word be pronounced? 9. How mnny square feet make an acre I 10. Nnme two great rivers which form parts of tho boundaries of the United States? Answers to Yesterday's Quit l.'cjeneral Obreron wob recently elected president ot Mexico 2. The first amendment to the United Slates (.-UIIBlllUUUU dom, freedot constitution gunrnnteen religious free dom, rreenom or me press and i of the press rtnd of speech and the right lo petition. 3, Two grtat oll-produolng regions outside of the United States are the Tsmplco district In Mexico nnr the Baku dis trict near the Caspian Sea. 4. The two principal gases In air are oxygon and nitrogen, t. Jean Louis Ernest Melssonnler wns a French palrter of the realistic school especially noted for his effective treat menL?l nUi,ary juhjects. His dates nro 1813-1IB1. 8. A debacle Is n iantueed rout, a rush, stampede. The word also deecrbii the breuk-up of Ice In a river. 7. The. Aland Islands ore nn nrohlpelaKo in the aulf of Bothnia, n arm of the Battle sea In northern Europe. . 8. Cacao Is really more correct than cocoa. the latter word being a osnuptlon of the former, but now sanctioned through usage. . A "bob" In Ungllsh money It a shilling, 10. Th tlpantsh Armada was destroyed by the Kngllsh and by storms In 1688. Keeping tho Record Straight Prom lh Mletliilppl Bun. In Its Issue ot July 23 the Sun toll ot n vagrant mad dog loose at Mehr Spur, one how it had bitten a pony and the pony had bitten fourteen mules owned by V, E, Me Lcllan. From Mtleel wo received word todav (bat a mule owned by T. F, WilllMgho.ni hd Plnachlto In l.ouuvllle Tlmti. SHORT CUTS Piecemeal plans mike- pi. or pcrrldge. . It's a Sweet buoch of ncir-st:t(im Uiey b.ive at Albany. y- By the tttne f man refs ready to t'hj a tun-pic to nimscii ne ates. The Cox nejildcntial csapoign trail 1 proved to be an Arizona kicker. i i i Our paper currency is apparent!; rjlHl 10 justirynne phrase "tiithy lucre." Cox's friends" sem to t of the opioid that If he Is euchred It will W beau. till has chosen to go It alont. Apparently the rnlv dlffientc if nW- Ion -Is ns to whether the Dtnioj-.tlj iiihl needs a bridle or a ge.j. Flfly-seTen divorces were gristid U this cltv Tuesday and Wednesday TM usual varlbiy of mlxej sliikles, we fitron. It may be lhat benefits would rcsa't H the deflation which Is slowly lu iiiw, taking ploon tould include rouolrlpsl lou', bills. A Chieaco hide l.rs ruled thnt . vomit J doesn't hae to kiss be; husband until after 1 hr has washed his foce. A rent womtiJ finicky? The Cubnn Jobber who wants to buy til ear so that he ma.v win his lady love MM dently Intends as a mnrrled man to Mil good listener. Two Massachusetts electors voted (ef Charles P. nil for state treasurer Pm sumably they thought he could nl " mnnnv ti.f1,tit (avdIN, i MUV ....WUb IMA,.' , A Chicago mBn has been .ha t'd by M wife with stealing cookie? rem tlt'lr lJfi He micht urge In rebuttal that he did It W. the baby s own good, Admission to o Bayonne. N J cnnrfl social is n penny nn Inch waist mii This s poetic Justice for fat men, but bin. treatment for plump girls. Georw Creel sajs h Is 'Tola In "P1 his ears In the '.ampalgn to fleet floneJ Cox." In n flood of words, of courx. no. tlmo tt '-omo up. to breathe sense. A Massachusetts man who ran for ' Republlcon nomination for state trMiur" on stickers not .nly won. but received vow for every olliCt nn no naunt. i can't keep ri good man down. A .. 'IH referendum in N't"'' has declared for an industrial court for w . ..ii..ji it . MAn,.AntttAc hpttvren tP mi.liiiiicai.iiiu ui muuuinuii - ,.,.,(, ployer nnd .employe. 'TIs another Inwr." Ing and hopeful sign of the tiroes. When a couple of footpads tried tb, a Bristol woman she landed one a rW" the law and. floorlns'the other, ? I!?.KJ! aA&'aOTair thaf woman Is entitled to all the rl.M man. and one right more, the rig" , protected. . . . . .. Mn fori"' mat rerorm is niwuyn """"rj ,i i other fellow was recently ""'"'ftftlj meeting of the officials o five Mmmcbw ' southeastern counties with the stw l, tfj mlssioner. They had five Bood-lw J i nnd not huslncss enough for one. "" y were a unit In declaring that flw IV, nnirhr n hi. nhnllshcd n the Interest fl". , omy. After which each county lni , Ueerilng Its own Jhll (arid .the Jobs I But" ;j with If), and things remain u tw From Pittsburgh comes the WiJ twenty-five chickens developing J( .4rt eating fermented berry jn y, JcJUVf W that story; but it Ib a 1M ! srlelnal. Devotees ot Joe Ml Iff l u . j ber that It was geeseithat ? 7"v ,iriji 41d woman plucked them thlnkiaj tn ejr, i dead j.nnd, later, wnen umj ' , M in their noKcdness, sne wn ",:.:,; i,cn ' i .j .!, ti.m smart III'1 ' -t KMjra&3ty P2i'!iC!2!SZ?.'r.i:.,ll !ta ,. : . t ..JlK'A'ilBBBV ' rta,'j 3.1. !.,, Ja!SJlfcWiOJtf'tC"y.v&'!l3,A.'i