rvfl J -s .. ""'a" ? fcT' t' ' t V"TR'r' -i V, 'itH ? ' " ' "-' " f'r "' " V .- . rf j . 1t TmflVHfTr ' r -- , ,, .-vn 'v ' -- - ., ., . , . , -,-' - "WJ , . jtjj--, , k, , . .111. ""' , . 'j -,v . V $ 5 EVENING'. PUBLIC .UEBGERBHILiDEEBmAi jSA,TTJHjDA ;!>GtoST 28, 1920)? ' V I ? Ifr w m Kfef I The ,on w ldlR IT 't pr here's Ao Base Like Home f ' SI? 5 V"i W 71,. , 1 ?iti By 1L C. .V.-rffe Tarmon, 10J10 nrfmlfj Tie hat .I'iW"'' '" "rienrf Joo about Ife in ' 7T' moUes lit fho foHouliifl JeHer in k-er(imfira rom . C WiiiPdrt latest ,Mi?ce to(H b printed daily. m ClIArTRIt VII A WOltl) TO TIIK WIVES HetenUi Inning p r i , Out In Lovely California. C&rtsslma Jce (Whatever that la') , Well. Joe. hero I am prowlln" around In no less than the stato which kept manys tnc mowe nctor out or the poor houts and likewise kept Charles U Hughes out of the White Houso. Uy the latter. Joe, I'm epeakln to tho fact tHat California waa tho final state to ratify Wilson at the last election we had tJ Bee who would be the victim of the pranks of Congress for a period of four years. But leavln' politics to the one Biae, joe, tnis in a wonacrtui country out here and tho "native Is as friendly as If they was all runnln' for nldcrmun 8,nd not like In Now York, where If )ou ask a strange guy what tlmo It Is or the etc.. he will say In a coldly oloo, "Search mr, I'm a stranger around here myself" and contlnuo on his way Mo and Jeanne Is only gonna be here for a brief stay, or In the other words. Just Ions cnourjh, to mako a few heart renderln' sconei for our first moln" picture, the title of which la called ''Heaven's Aboe!" llko I told you In one of my many last letters. After that, KJoe, wo are goln' down to Havana or one of them other So, African Joint and enjoy tho pleasures of a acatlon I can't tell jou the exact post otllce ad dress where we are Koln" as yet, Joe, becnttaa naturally .hat part of It Is up to our maid and we ain't had a chance to talk It over with her so far. Well, I will certainly be glad when nreyoplanes gets to bo moro reasonably In price and I will bo one or the first to buy, so'h that when I got another one of them long distance trips to mako toot sweet I will not have to go uy way of no railroad and there s that squandered away the best part W0 of a Week cettln out here. Jce. and I nafl po Idea America waa so large, on account at the Mntlnnnl Ttimirt pndln' at St Looey. If Columbus really found all o thla In 1880 or whatever the exact daie was, I am forced to say that aa a dis coverer this guy waa bcaucoup. I'll bet lie could of even discovered why China ihould ho wIldlyTn love with the League of Nations, hey, Joo? But at that they la nothln' like travel to improvo tho mind and strengthen tho education. For Instance, on account of us Americans goln' across whilst the war waa beln' had, joe, the uermana lounu out moro about the U S. than they ever would of got out of any books and the etc'and I bet that the kaiser has wished manys the time he had read up on what wo done In 1776, 1812 and 1898. Instcnd of wllln' away the time ngurln" how many Germans had took up life in America durin' a given period of ten years, hey? And on tho othor hands, Joe, the trip done us Americans a lotta good likewise For the example let us take, l. manys the doughboy and leather-neck had the Idea they waa at the least aa many words In tho Ger man's language as they Is In ours Well, you can seo at the glanco how ridiculous that turned out to be. Instead of a coupla million nouns, eros, ndjectlcs Tind the like, we made the sensational discovery that the German's language consisted of only one word and that waa "Kamerad ' ' which I spoke with both arms extended upwards and I trust tho college professors will see this and not go on teachln' "Outen morgan mine herrln'l" and the etc. which turned out to be of no use to us durin' tho time we was the Germans' guests at war. "Wei, Joo by the second day of the voyage I have talked over every subject In the world with Jeanne and like Wil son and Congress we agreed on nothln' and I have read the timetable over 'til at the drop of the hats I could rise and Ring It. not that nobody asked me to Well, I went out to the smokln' room of this Pullman's car which was named by the guv which has .'harge of cnrlstenln' all the apartment houses, ho tels, ocean's liners and collars, it beln' called the "Ordopolts" or words to that effect and they was four guys slttln' there quiet and gloomy haln" evidently lied themselves sick Joe. the ground and lofty lies which Is gave birth to In the: smokln' room of a train or a ship would mako Annie N'las ntem like George Washington. I don't know what does l It, but it seems that the minute a nor mally truthful voter lays back in thm cushions with somethin" In the smokln" line In his mouth and a strange victim slttln' opposite, h immediately begins to reel off adventures ho has partaken of and etc., which if thev wns only one half of 1 per cent tru would have Ttob lnson & frusoe. Daw Crockett and General Cunter lookln' like white-liver stay at homH Th mlnut" he gets out Into the fresh air he becomes honestly and trustworthy again but whilst he's In that smokln' room I'll say he swings a mean tongue ' Joe, these four habls which has no doubt run a dead hent for the chatter champlonehlp of the world, looks up at me klnda hoppful when I darken the threshold with mv presence because here w'as some new material to work on and the euy I sit nxt to U determined he ain't gonna be left flatfooted at the post. "Goln" far'" he says, with the unmis takably train liar's glitter In his eyes , "Well I savs. "i giies Kearys marw will still be stanrtln" when I get through I'm checked to Los Angeles." "Umph '" h says chewln' awa nn his cigar ; "Great countrv that great country ' Ker been out thert) before'' "N'ope " I says 'But I aln t worrvtn' about that rart of it I'll take a chance that the engineer will flnd the hurir all right He aln t missed a town so far " "Ha, ha'' he sas 'That's cood '" He looka me up and down with the greatest of care Toe and the other three guys does the likewise "Travellm man"' sns the first guv whilst the three-man jury loans forward to hear m confession "As a matter nf fart. I'm a actor." I says, with a cheerfully grin He gimme another careful inspection and then he ,as "Well nu den t look it '" "I ain't trvln' to' I admits and de votes the re"t of mv attention to the timetable One of the other gu-s released a snicker but this habv was game' "Vaudeville'"' hi- says "That 11 come later I snvo mv goat commenc n' to rear nnd pr.inee under this here civil servlro examination "Right now I m a movlti" picture addict ' "Well, w.jt, w.'ll' olalnih'thls guv Slttln' back nnd gaiin' at me with open admiration I thought ou had a l.lnda famll'ar look You re not Douglas Fair banks bv nnv ihanoe an mu'1 Joe that wis about all I could take I figured In another minute this guy 'r Thev would Ak li the I 1,5"".'" me If I had any letters on 41... , inc i omiju ift nun reari to wue away toe a the time.' .on tr "Xo ' I savs T a in t Dolialas Pnlr- ' V dlibanks I'm Marv Piekfnrd I chei ked ... " vun in win UHKKHKf Citr uu liwrf n,F;han I got on the train ' ' V At that Joe, the other three guys bust out In hvstcrlcally laughter and this baby jam on One of the other rx-hts immediately leans over to nv "Now this I -re League of Nations Is" he hrgliii , "I ilon t wanna hear no off color Btorles ' I slims him off with a wave of the hand Two doun ' Boob numlMr three. Is next "My mime il'i tklns ' he a i.vs, movln over and presentl'i" me with what he no doubt thoupht as a pleasant grin, "I'm with nablnowitz & (MUillj of Chi cago, the hie piirrv court rn i "I cleaned p nark In Denver sold a total of a hundred thousand dollars worth'" "Then they ain't no morn putty left In the world If that true'" I sayH "Ha, ha" he giggles "Say wh,ero have I seen you before, he ' "I ylve It up ' ' I remarks, with a Aing-drawcd-out vawn 'Maybe It wns In east Arabia, or the etc ' "Like as not " he savs, noddln' his head. Thon he tries hie hand at a new one. "Say cuii you Imagine tjils wholo country goln dry"" "You don't havo to bother with Imag Inln' It no more," I says "It Is'" The fourth guy which is hlttln' In a corner nnd aln t said a word up to thus ar. yanks out a card and a pencil. t i , "How many raisins Is that again" ; '"says. ? 1 Lioe. I hadda laugh at 'em all takln' " iifth wn thla guy'a prescription and It must ? J i tough to he a slave to Jock Harley v ",M!ni. hey? The bint with the distiller's HWrret nslted me If I wanted the loan of inenrli n.nr1 I savu no In a rather con tHDtuoualy manner. I Vouldn't lower IVITIVER myself onenln' a still In my own home and besides I've tried that stuff and It'a rotten. Well, Joe, then this Hawkins guy looks all around the car kin da mysterious and winks at in one and all and says would anybodv like a slight swaller Llckln' of lips become general and when Haw kins pulls out a flask from hit hip pocket you could hear thetn guys' thirsts bcatln' like a torn torn. Even the silent guy in the corner flicked a mean eyelash, Joe. Well, the flask waa passed around whilst Howklns says it's only a pint and he hadda nav six berries for It. wherean In the old days before we become a desert six dollars' worth of boozo would be enough to flout a yacht In, Ho hands the flask .of this hero forbidden fruit to the first guy and says to hurry up and kill one quick before the conductor cornea In or he's liable to get pinched and gave about 42 years for boln' found with the demon's rum on him. From the longln' look on this other baby's face, Joe, you could see that they was little or no need to tell him to hurry and get that drink, It took about a eighth of a second to hand him the flask, yet he nearly died of Impatience "Well, hero's n go '" he says and the next second he has leaped a coupla feet In the air and is coughln' and splutterln" all over the placo "Wow 1" ho chokes out "What the Hey. what Is that stuff ammonla7" "Its very high proof must be all or no." "It's very high proof must bo all of HO." says the proud owner, whilst the next guy is goln' astray "Of course, what nu get nowadays ain't up to the old stuff. You're In luck If you can get nnythlrw sneaked to you at all. I sup pose maybe there Is some pruno Juice In It for colorln'." "Prune Juice, hey?" says tho second guy handln' back the flask with hla faco all screwed up In a knot. "They may have started It off with pruno Juice, but that ain't half of It. I know now why they call It bootleg llckcr It's because Its proo ly made outa castaway boots. TUn ...... ...UI..V. .... A ...... ...- ... f-Mther nttf-htn l.rt fnnl.' nil nnH vhr.f I'm cured , Tht 11ak m handed to the nulet iruv in the corner which took a whiff of It first, let forth a slcn nnd tied In. After what seemed llko a week ho come up for nlr. Joe. ho was gaspln' for his breath like a fresh caught flounder, his eyes was rollln' around klnda wild and his face was as red aa a four-alarm fire. Ho tried about flvo times to say somethin', but thoy waa nothln' atlrrln', I commenced to get klnda alarmed, Joe, because thla guy acted like he had Just quaffed off n swallow or carbollo and I was thlnktn" I would no doubt be held as a witness, when fln'ly ho hands mo over the flask "Whoosh '" ho pants, shakln' his head klnda dazed. That's tho best whisky I ever tasted !" If this Hawkins guy sent In six bucks for that pint of pari green ho paid about GO cents a drink for It. hadda humiliate himself and act like a hop head tryln' to get dope when he bought it and with each swaller he took about 24 hours off his life And yet them guys which simply got to have It, think they're puttln' somethin' over Well, they are, Joe, on themselves' Before leavin' the smoker, Joe, I stop ped beside the seat of the quiet guy which was all by himself In a corner nnd still lookln' like he was in a trance from that drink he took Ha was mumblln' to himself and I felt klnda worried about him "Are you a travellln salesman, too?" I savs, "Heh oh, sure '" he savs. with a klnda wild look In his eye. "Oh my yes. AbBotlvely' I cover Arizona. Colorado and Wyoming Oh es'" "What arc you sellln'? ' I saya. "Lighthouses '" ho snarls With that I beat It, Joe. Yours truly, ED. HARMON (The new Mary Tlckford ) (CONTINUED MONDAY) (Covvrtoht. tOSO. bv Doubltdav. Pagt 4 Co.) Kaleidoscopic Costumes at Casino Much Ls expected of the Casino show, and James E. Cooper, presenting It, de clares it out of the ordinary, 'being of the better sort of extravaganza with a well-defined plot, not too conspicuous, of course, and supplied with musical num bers especially composed. Mr. Cooper has provided a costume outfit that In cludes many and varied changes quite kaleidoscopic In colorings and novel in conceits. The scenic environment is likewise ornate Soprano to Give Recitals Svlvla Anita Colcn will be heard In a number of recitals In Philadelphia and nearby cities. She has a voice of purity and rnnge The young soprano sang several times last season at the Ma sonic Homo and on the Steel Pier at At lantic City with Martini She also has been heard with the Italian Federation at the Academy and has sung In sev. eral concerts at Horticultural Hall. PHOTO PtAYJ THRU r Company r OFs'MERICA A PfM I ( 5-D AND THOJIPFON STS rtrULLU MATINKK DAILY KATHLYN WILLIAMS In 'JTST A WIFE' ARCADIA ?0!EAST riri??.."5u BILLIE ni'ItKE in ' AWAT OOE8 rnriJKNCE" BALTIMORE Mt 4 UALTIMOUE Evkh n 30 Mat Sat TOM .MIX In DESERT I.OVE" OI I lI7nTlI7 nROAD STREET AND DL.Un.EJlrU sfPQt EHA.VNA AVE EARL WILLIAMS In "THE MASTER bTROKE" BROADWAY TO'rp'A" TATK LONDON R "Bt'RNINO DATLIOHT CAPITOL mv MARKET STREET MADGE KENNEDY In 1 DOLLARS AND SENSE' COLONIAL "?.,o WTn1 " RIl'HARD nARTUET.MTHS In "THE IDOL DANGER- EMPRESS MAJN att WII r IAM Rt'RSEI.L In "TWINS or SlTFERINfJ CREEK" FAIRMOUNT n"?. KIN'O RAOOOT In LIFE'S TWIST" rAMIl V THKATRB-1811 Stark. St. rAlvllL.! ) a m tn MMnlcht RtTK JONEH In "THE SQfARE SHOOTER" cTU CT THEATRE--nlmr 8pruc jDln Jl, MTtNFP DAILT MAROAR1TA FISrHER In DANGEROUS TALENT" rDAMIlTnDn "IB FRANKFORD llnini wiu AVENUE JOHN rtARRTMORB In DR JEKYLL AND MH HTDE" GREAT NORTHERN n?'S iVTO nifHnD HAn.THKtMr.ss in "THE IDOI, DANCER ' IMPERIAL SHE. S XA1?. tT PAULINE FREDERICK In "THE WOMAN IN ROOM THIRTEEN" LEADER 41ST TiANCABTER AVE MATINEE DAILT p-tiii-T. CLAYTON In THE LADDER OK LIES" i inrDTV llroaa A Columbia Av. LltJtrv 1 I Metlnen Dellx VIVIAN RICH In WOULD YOU FOllOIVE"" 33? MARKET m?, fffSTS WILLIAM Rt'SRELL In TWINS OF 81'FFERINO CREEK" alArilTI !5 SOUTH 8T. Orehetr. MUULL Contlnuouo I to 11. CHARLES RAY In "AI.AHM-CLOCK ANDY" OVERBROOK ,"IADvlS.nDAyHi TOM MIX In "PKSCKT LOVR" CepioitU ctuurt iboirliic jruram tot lb TO OPEN STAGE SEASON HERE TfftBBHIMBW QIHH RM VisV VBBBBBBBBBBBBBflBBBBBBlaW A SH 'wTLi ' Vjl r " jjW ' B mW bbbbbWsbbbbbbbbbbbbbLbbbbbbbbV v X!5EIbbbbI Hk LLLBPIbbbbK bbbbbLK Mr ff Broad- "TWt ? 1 $, -. Ill THE PLAYGOER'S WEEKLY TALK EAHLX, oh, very early, as to time, and frivolous aa to character, the theatrical season of 1920-21 will get under way on Mondny when flvo of the downtown houses will open. Tho Or pheum In Germantown nnd Dumont's will also be In line. Of the neighborhood houses, most cither ran all summer or opened earlier this month, as did the Casino, People's, Bijou and Trocndero of the burlesque houses. Keith's, of course, la a year-around institution. Thrco of the shows will be musical the revived "Florodoro" (Shubert). Her bert's new operetta, "Tho Girl In the Spotlight" (Forrest), and "Mary" re turning (Garrlck). The plavs will be llht In tcxturo. "Bah." a comedy drawn from Mrs Rinehart's Saturday Evening Post stories (Broad), nnd "Th Girl in theLlmouslne" (Adelphl), by Hopwood nnd Colllnson, authors of other success ful farces. Plavgoers who were worried last sea son at the prospect of a diminution of tho city's already scanty list of flrst claBS houses on account of the sale of the Broad to motion-picture Interests and tho demolition of the Forrest to make way for a big office building, can reat assured for this year at least Both houses nre carrying on as usual, as the trust company which owns the Broad and Wrnlnut site has postponed Its build ing, and an arrangement hns been made that continues the Broad as a "legit" playhouse. The Walnut, under the direc tion of Messrs. Beury and Wnnamaker, will shortly Join the ranks, as renova tion of the oldest theatre in America la proceeding apace. The historic Academy of Music, too, will, under the new management, estab lished as the result of the energetic and civic-minded endeavors of Edward W. Bok nnd his associates, be much In the public eye aa a place of entertainment Primarily it will bo the local art center for opera and concert nnd the permanent home of the Philadelphia Orchestra, but the new regime Is by no means "high brow." and the house will be leased for "quality" theatrical and other entertain ment, such ns "Humoresque." the moving and admirably filmed picture which starts the season there today FOR the benefit of the first-nighters of 1300, who were whl'tllng the popu lar "Florodora" tunes, nnd also for tlie guidance of present-day flrst-nlghters, who after Mondav will likely enough be tinging and whistling the hits of this re vived musical comedy, are reproduced here excerpts from th lvrlcs The fa vorite tunes were "Tell Me, Pretty The following theatres obtain their pictures through the STANLEY Company of Amer ica, which is a guarantee of early showing of tho finest productions. Ask for tho theatre in your locality obtaining pictures through the Stanley Company of America. PALACF iSli MARKET STREET -W,-VwC. o A M to H:lo P 14 LOUISE OLAUM in "BEX" DL3IE nARRISCALE In "LIFE'S TV.VI8T" REGENT iLU,icKr 8T ' ttu 0'S A M to 11 P it WILL KOOERS In JES' CALL ME JIM" RIALTO GERMANTOWN AVE. iUnL,1.y.. AT Tt'LPEHOCKBV PEItocirnv: it WALLACE RPlrn i ' "SICK A-DED" RUBY "KBT ST BELOW TTU r 10 A M to ItjlB p JJ, .CLARA K YOf.vo In "FOR THE SOUL OF RAFAEL" SAVOY "" "AKKET STREET lols wEnn'n ,Tn MIDNIanT "FORCED TO WED" bHLRWOOn Mh d n.iumer. ,.A woBKBonniB.vii:v""-ao A FOOL AND HIS MONEY- STANLEY ?,rA,?T?,.i?ffi NORMA TALMADOE in "YES OR NO' VICTORIA WVItTaVL" MAT ALLISON In ' U' ' THE CHF TER fTTb NIXON-NTRDLINCER MJ THEATRES BELMONT S2U AnOVK MARKET .. W S HART In "8TAKINO HIS LIFE- CEDAR TH AND CEDAR AVENUE "THE COURAOE OF MAUQB O UOONE" i.ini. . ..'." :'.'.. 'n "WOMAN'S 1.AVV" JUMBO FRONT ST A OIRARD AVK. ' WILlffigSlBlfs" ft"1" "L" "JUBIIXJ" LOCUST WD AND lOCUST BTREET8 Mutt 1 SO A'ftn V.vrm a o. . .. Ttinuio irnim...."'.? ""l " ' R THE PRINCE CHAP'1 '... .., T...l A. 1 NIXON " A"'D "'""j? ra , SfKBIIINR COMKnV THROrail THE KKYHOLE" RIVOI I 62D ANL SANSOM STB. Il V -"- Mtln DH1 niAni.nH ny in "HOMEIl COMES HOME" STRAND QBIUIANTOWN AVB. A-r VBNANOO BT. "THE PRINCE CHAP'1 WEST ALLEGHENY RfthSj JACK PICKFOni) Irf "THE I.TTTI.E HHKPiinnn of kingdom comf." vttk. trtxari Bitur4r veolnx ud UiujiU. rVBBBLH i'BBBBBBH ' tBBLH 3. dUNE ELV1PGE "THE GIRL IN THE SPOTLIGHT" Forfosfc- Maiden." "Inkling." "In the Shade of the sneitering aim," "uoiorcs." "unuop Ing." "I Want to Be ti Military Man" nnd "TacL" "Tell Mo, Tretty Maiden," sung by the members of the sextet, runs ns follows: Men Toll me, Bteattv maiden, nre there any moro at homWike you? Girls There are a few, kind sir, but simple girls, and proper, too. Men Then tell me, pretty maiden, what these very simple girlies do? Girls Kind sir, their manners nro perfection, and the opposite of you. Men Then take a llttlo walk with me and then I can see what a most particu lar girl should be. Girls I may love you too well to let Droad Delow Local t FRANK. NIRULLSUER Buitotu .Manater FORREST and 8anom St THOMAS 11 LOVB Builneia Manner The THE Direct from Original HAL SKELLY JUNE ELVIDGE (Hanell) EDDIE DOWLING NAT CARK BEN FORBES JOHN HENDRICKS JOHN REINHARD fiARRICK VJ Juniper A Chostnut Bta, SAM'I. NIXON NinDI.INOEB Bmlnn: Ittangtt 1 Night Mats '3x1 iJ ffl NEXT WEEK you go and flirt with those at home, jou know. Men-r-Well, don't mind, little girl, jou'Il see I'll only want but you. Girls It's not quite fair to them If you told them thut you were true to me. Men I don't caro ji pin for your sisters If you lovo- me. Girls What would you oay If I said I liked you well? Men I'd vow to you on bended kneo I Girls On bended kneel If I loved you would you tell mo what I ought to do to keep you nil mine nlono, to nlwnys be truo to mo? It I loved you would It bo a silly thing to do? For I must love some one. Men THen why not mo? Girls Yes, I must lovo eomo one really, and It might as well bo you. CYRIL SCOTT, as Arthur Donegal, sang "I Want to Do a Military Man " In the revival. Harry Fender will sing tho clever lyrics. Hero is part of the chorus: "I want to Join the mltltary-tary, I've got not chance with Jane, or Flo, or Mary. I want to henr martial ratapan, I want to bo a military man. To flirt with Jane nnd Mary." And hero Is a verso from Lady Holy ood's song. "Tact," sung In 1000 by Edn,a Wnllaco Hopper: "Tact, tact, Take It for a fact Her dining dress has no Bupport, and yot It seems to net: And her costume nt a ball Is not material nt all, It'a enough If she has diamonds and tact." 0 .NT3 of tho most-discussed vounir nctresses of today la Helen Haven. vvno win oe seen in juaward Chllds Car penter's "Bab," founded on stories by Mary Hobirts Rlnehart. George C Tyler PHILADELPHIA'S FOREMOST """agSBfigf MONDAY NIGHT THE NEW COMEDY n The Humorous Adventures of the Romantic Sub-Deb EDWARD CHILDH CAPENTEIt'S COMEDY FROM MARY ROBERTS KINKIIAHT'S bTOIUES With HELEN HAYES and Cast of Unusual Excellence! Direction of GEO. C. TYLER. Day by Arrangement with AUTHCR HOPKINS EXTRA HOLIDAY MATINEE LABOR DAY SEPT. 6 TWO WEEKS ONLY-STARTING MONDAY NIGHT r. ... .MATiSEES WEDNESDAY AND SATritDAY THERE'S A NEW KIND OF GIRL COMING TO TOWN1 VICTOR HERBERT'S Spotlight BIGGEST MUSICAL HIT IN YEARS! The Knickerbocker Theatre, New York Production and Cast, Including MARY MILBURN MINERVA GREY ADA PATERSON JESSIE LEWIS RICHARD PYLE LILLIAN YOUNG LUCILLE KENT A Brigade of Lcdcrer Hand-Picked Sub-Principals (All Girls) PEODUCED BY THE OEO, W. LEDEBER COMPANY MR. HERBERT WILL PERSONALLY CONDUCT THE OPENING. PERFORMANCE s Mi, -Ml 'ft..' GEO. M. COHAN'S COMEDIANS Returning Monday Of (LflH w SPECIAL A MATINEE W V Wed & Sat. Book bv ISN'T IT A GRAND OTTO HMia OLD NAME? "discovered" Miss Hayes two ycsr ajro when ho "borrowed" her to appear as tho dream Klrl with William Gillette In 'Ilarrlo'a "Dear JJrutus." Last reason she Wns the adolescent Cora Wheeler In TarklnBton'B comedy, "Clnrchco," and she wns taken from that play to crcato Ittn finrt nf tl.ih. . In noston Miss Hayes was compared with the Maudo Adams of "Tho Llttlo Mlnlrter ' of 18P5. Tho role miss llayes plays Is that of a young girl noventcen years of nge, who fancies herself as much grown up as her sister, a debu tante. Sprightly ndventures result, and thoro Is full opportunity for tho expres sion of a romantio temperament, QJTUDIO on STAGE?" wns tho ques Q Hon that beset Jack McOownn be fore ho accepted the pnrt of Jack Kecne, In which ho mado such a hit In "Marv" hero last spring. Ho will bo welcomed again in mis roio wnrn inis cieiignuui musical comedy returns Monday, Tho lure of the motion pictures had enticed him nnd he had Just finished In a photo play with Viola Dona nnd was at work with Taylor Holmes in ills now photo ..In., HS?nUlnf Till f In. Ho was playing plnochlo with Lou Hlrsch, com-1 poser of "Mary's" music, when tho latter , told him that no Know or a part that would Just fit his typo, McGowan told him ho could not think of It, ns he wns In tho midst of -tho Taylor Holmes pic ture. "Tho following Saturday," says Mr. McGowan, relating his experiences, "tho picturo director Informed me that I wns to havo two weeks' moro salary and bo released, I phoned to George M. Cohan, nnd was at onro engaged for tho part that I tun now playing In 'Mary.' H' AL SICELLY, who Is nppearlng In Victor Herbert's new operetta, "Tho Girl In tho Spotlight," nlso had somo paternal conflicts ns to his stage catcor. it may no mentionea mat the e tiers or this young man Intended him for tho i pulpit. Thnt was In Davenport, In., In i the days of the revivals. Hal liked tho theatre moro than tho church, however, and ns often as he could got "'tho price" ho was counted "among thoso present" In the gallery. Ho won famo among his boy friends ns an Imitator of thoso noted to tho stage who passed through Davenport. Ills yearning for tho ntnge caused him to run away and Join a cir cus. In this life ho rapidly picked up ncrobatlc training, became a clown be sides doing old Jobs under the tent With this start ho gained entrance to vaudeville nnd Inter to musical comedy, and todny Is ono of tho best-known comedians nnd eccentric dancers en tho stage. MYT IS strange," says Avery Hopwood, co-nuthor with Wilson Colllson of "The Girl In the Limousine," "that few persons aro satisfied with their own par ticular careers nnd the line of work they havo chosen or been forced Into. Some other fellow's Job always appeals to them moro. I am no exception to tho rule." Mr. Hopwood Is a young man. Ho gives his age ns being between thirty nnd thlrty-slx years. Ho hns mado n fortune from his plays of tho light nnd frivolous type: still ho wnnts to be a novelist nnd wrlto about serious prob lems of life : nnd if not a novelist then his second cholco is to bo n playwright dealing with tho same kind of questions. The author of "Fair nnd Warmer" and "The Gold Digger" has somo Inter esting comment on tho American farco. Ho says: "In Fronch farco thn rhnrnetorn tnnv step beyond the lines of discretion, but. tivi. bu iicut. uur punuinicni Anglo Saxon nnturo won't stand for It. Tho other characters in the American farco may know that their companions havo dono wrong, but tho audience must know that they nre entirely innocent. So It Is moro ,dl(Tcult to wrlto for home con sumption than for Gnlllc tastes. "If a line which goes bejond tho pale comes to my mind I renct ngalnst It I havo never in nil my Hfo written a lino with tho Intention of giving a imeaky, dirty laugh When such tin unintended Interpretation Is put one one of my lines by tho audience I nlwnys chnngo It." THEATRES MATINEES WED. & SAT. rairrfi'iiii S A.. Gn'D THE BIGGEST, MUSICAL HIT ON 2SH I m&. WM' rai iiia Musk ey LOU, Hisf FXAXK MAtNl 1 ' nstrrsr ir-f ntrfiia tvinttirt ftrrr ma Mmtv' .ZtZirrmTTmmma HtrLADEtPKIA'B tEAPINO T jiiUAUbbrJiin d liCinuiiiir AiiAaiiin. uuiauiiun miini ir,. m J. 7 wvsj'wbb-.-.i j i ' Miurt. Revival of the World's Most Famous Musical Plav DIRECT FROM 19 TRIUMPHANT WEEKS AT THE CENTURY THEATRE IN NEW YORK SPECIAL LABOR iAJt InmjN. ntf ' J7Mtf"ft I MI eSIBw" uimmmWLm-mm mwwBM& H H V. Ur LYRIC OPENS MONDAY EVENING, SEPT. 6 Eve's at. 8.15 MATINEES Wed. & Sat. at 2.15 H. H. FRAZEE OFFERS AMERICA'S GREATEST COMEDY My Lady Friends JACK NORWORTH WITH A DELPHI Afc THEATRE .li THEATRE mgiiis Tho Famous Farce That Set the Country Laughing A. H. WOODS Prc.nt. mpyT u i D L ' IMTHE- LIMOUSINE My 1V1L80N COLLISON, eo-.uthor of "UP IN MABEL'S ROOM" AND AVEMT HOPWOOD, .nil .uthor of "TUB GOLD DIDOEM" 8 Months in New York 6 Months in Chicago 4 Months in Boston A JOY RIDE WITH A GREAT COMPANY JOHN ARTHUR, MISS NANCY FAIR, WM. HALLIGAN, MISS MARION BALLOU, BARRETT PARKER, MISS ANNE LORENZ, ARCHER CURTIS, MISS JANE SEYMOUR, HARRY CHARLES, LEE KELSO CHESTNUT ST. E D. W. GRIFFITH'S SECOND ANMDAI. PHILADELPHIA SEASON OPENING WITH WAY DOWN EAST PIIODCCED CNDEU THE PEItSONAI. DinECTION Off D. Vf. 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