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EVENING PUBLIC LEDGER-PHILADELPHIA, TUESDAY, . AUGUST 17, 1920
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'jtfhr'tinothtr Instalment tomorrow.
At m" simile chapter- of Urn-
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A ? ,'," ',1 t- Yonke rn. .V. Y. Trimmed
-,...h, rch 0 to o. only Rave two nil
J,,r.Bii orWnK press aenu for my
Will
UD HAIIMON.
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1 the owners thlnkln' of rhakln'
n maliciously
first niQ
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CHAl'TIMt IV '
Mo Thin 1h rliiclnnntll
Fourth Innlnfr
On The Hoaril of a Train
tn rhpre Scnorlta Joe Won can see
I am now tl.? miwicr of heaucotip ton.
YMrlaMleUc" follcyeil mo hllher.
.nd yon. m wo are wonted to remark at
A tod o. and ftn'lv caiiRht up with mo
XV lesi Mian St. lioev. the burtt
Im? la ninkln' a neck-aml-neck roco of
MhUh The Phillies In the National
JfiL or the la.t place. The reason
id litter had such a tlmo of It runtiln
J J0"n ilue to the sensationally I net
fht I am nw with Pat Mormi'n rtum
fcSndin" ere of mcirv men. knowen as
f9un'V" i.. ,.i n.l. wh ch ins stncKcreil
ill Euro'e l.y Rrahhln' off the ll..B for
?iV ,. time In fifty yenra. Joe. I
i been with theso babies JUBt lorn?
inincli to Ret Into nnd proh'ly win the
ttrida rlog for 'cm. and tho fact that
JhVy was able to Ret mo only mi on
IS show the dumb luck they been playln'
'1to1ra,nagSSe1s around alday Ion grln;
jiiorwii t"- . nn hnr. nnil
ffiimiwff'iai
Irt a noncliaianuy mmim-i '".""' "if.
iH'.r ,,i hnnio for tho Ileus. I will
Jirsi h'"" :, ,. ,i, rinr-lnnntl fans
nlch would make the one Pcrshlnc But
fared when he come back Bound llko he
a presenleu wun ine ram b """"
' ifeil Joe, I w 111 loll you how come 1
im nrowi n aiounu win. ma i.ui " .vl:
the Ut reliably Information you got I
"as Barb In the nobby uncyform of
?w ork It happened llko water off
,c . ,. .- ......I. lr. nnH I wun rnn
J!?,? m0S.rt'hi hotel at PHUburgh.-
If I had our boob luck," he b.ivs,
"I would take a chance and run for
umpire In the league or canons i
"What lias tame iu imoa
u)B "N the owners tninKii
me a present of somethln'V
"Yeh" ho 8Hh with n
lo'c for the moment I am too wild to
ttn think of speakln'. Can you Imagine
ni Bettln' the raspborrv from anj
beres? . ... ....,,. ., ii
"Wllll't ou are nuuium mcic . ........
like, a hjstcrlcally ape." I ays in a
coWIv and deadly voice, "I am Hereby.
to wit berun nonce mm n. iev ui ...j
lawjers will call on tho president pf
.w.IimV. Innmnnu' utlri M'lll UlldOUbtleSSly
hegln suit before nightfall. See If you
n Bet a laugh aula that
Nil l says !. "'," Z"
You're goln' 16 tho Keds. ou big lllt,
n'i thai means you'll prob'lv be mnde a
irsnt of a slice of that world's series
War I tell ou, It Columbus had only
r , the bleaks you'ro getlln'. he'd of
dl8coered (.luuagu and Hoston tho first
day out'" . ,, .. . . ...
well, Joe. mat wiui an uiuercin, nrj .
nimhin1 nlin:irri the Hods when they
ain't no more chance of them losln' tho
flluard. is sweet, I'll shriek to old
mother's earth I ... ,, ,
kmii snn nil. lr ani no moiB iiitiii i
am entitled after tho way I have worked
to make baseball popular wun mo mou
itace I first laid hands on a bat. Ilow
Ter, Joe, I managed to keep my head
u cool as January 10 In Alaska, and I
wn. Me. no doubt I may be made
tp k my way clear to Jolnln' the Iteds
ttft to bolster them up, but first or all
at i.t mr. en. Olmme half what tney
I dmand halt of my purchase price. I
Imiaw th nm I'.it Moran laid down for
m must sound like It was the popula
tion of China, or "you Ruys would never
Jjtd for me In cash, and "
Mac looKed at mo lor a minuie uiu
then he buBt out Into Borne more ldtotlcal
Iwjhter
"Fair enough !" he says. "Here's half
hat Moran Is wlllln" to pay to git you
In a Cincinnati uneyform, so's the fans
will hae somethln' to laugh at durln'
th world s Herlcs!"
With that- he roaches In his pocuct anu
hands me a thin dime !
"I been doln' nothln' but dlckerln' with
Moran for weeks," he s'vys. "to try and
lack him up to a quarter, but they wns
nothln' stlrrln". However, you got hnlf
your purchase price In money now, and
are eettln' two outfielders for vou
likewise One of 'ems called Deerlng.
hlch comes somewhercs from the coast.
I ulll give you him If you want, and
jou ran use him for a vntch charm or
the like Then you won't hao no moan
comln because ou will have got half
of en thing we Rot for you I"
Joe, 1 flnng tho dime on tho floor and
ai on the brinks ot bustln' him In the
nose when Just lIKo a flash It come to me
mai j am learnm the arts ot nein a
ntlemen now In order to delight my
1IcIouhI wife, Jeanne, nnd one of the
(rat rules Is that you cannot olout
TlnKrtd ir nnhllA ttiA tiknlilaa Vn h I
,...,uw,(t, ,,, ii4llin.( U41U( yDDlUCD) uaA
Iir from a clown with his fists. 3o I
oranea mself up with the greatest of
OlCnltv nml tmfA nivin Mm lltrA
Jeanne's French maid gazes upon each
nd all of my friends. That Is, J. ..
na lz like they was mere buzzards
tnder her feet.
'i don t w ish to bring about no blood
lied ' I sajs, "so I won't orgy with you
M further You'll get what's comm' to
you, nnynays. when you get baok to
ew Wk Walt till them fans hears
tat ou hao nold me to some other
eiub ti no doubt seom to you llko It
y ralnln nothln' but bottles and
t fir8 "10 nrst rtay you walk on tn
I'lll take a chance!" says Mao with
t "itnnucai grin, "Anyways, I'll nave
Mrapany. The day the Cincinnati fans
""'is uut Moran hns wished jou on the
feaj, he 11 be papln' the national guard
park"' "
.So you seo, joe, we parted on the
ik,i 1 ,6rm8' and en you can realize
t Mac v as only klddfn' like thnt to
jwe hi rtal feclln's over me leavln'
W CIUD,
It mit nt k.n n .awIUI- LI.m M1 T
understand the New York newspapers
if'" "" vase aucr page to pnnnin'
for letthT me go, nnd tho attend
," he Polo Grounds fell away to
of 21 a 6x,ent that tno crowd could all
tlcycle16 Ut t0 tho Pllrk on lh0 same
iV.ellvJoe' ' w'nt around sajln' good
Krv,hS.K!' L ' club,.whlU. tould
kri'. c"0? wlelr eys w'nen tney
"oerluas avln'' nn(i "0B a" br0k8
tffcW' ini Burns had Rl they could
taiiM i V. '" 'M me ime a jocitey
Hw.v.mv,lB.s ,hll armB- on account of me
P" bln' the fe of the. nartv and
. Benny ICanir inim. .... .... ....
iii hk.?ian?..r?fu.Bo ,o play no ba1 nt
i mr..U " 'D Dcaouu ; anu nvcil
t li ,man hayH ll'B a outrage for Mao
)t taoDMJo0' Wh0n ha C0Uld or d0T,e
rm rl V''y.w! b. i?
let It r.. u. '"" "rBl "inin , not to
' Vk.?et. my Boat and etc. '
tievii.rt !.?.V."K s.PeakB up nnd says If
lhar ., .'",y ur ""own It a little sooner
!l ehir,S".,K0J"m P sol 'hey would of
ii!ii.,.;i::r''vu
I :""'""
a.vur
me
but
toiretlier nnd timifrht
tllce In ntpnll liAn K
ha n!hs nolll:o 'mrdly gae thorn
Uli eo ,S!,V(J oKh. what with the
"oe il ,?', uln und tho like.
HioM .n y neara that day that I
four V low coula Voung of knowed
h iri.imSh? "Bo? I guess he was
lttroi0e.,.li,e" Snyder tells me that
Hat VfotJt. from reliable information
lr'irfn,ai1 BaX? SB.OOO and five
ltt.1 fin?t R!?1""1.1 J"1 a dlcrtlca simp
l?'U. 1 1 thAiii1? ..ut for ha,f the Jack.
1 kB0wVhl t'jey was no use lettln'
l'itat f . . .la. nao took the no
K1 beciw y,n aV?ut W Durohase
fitiuA9 t. would no doubt only
Mtht i. tnp gang enraged:, and
av .17 or ",'.m ll th9 clubhouse.
i?V and tear llmli mil limh di
whcnlIluhtn.vln, U.'.6 clu1liouse, Joe.
could or n- JVwny. 1"'' hend ! nn'
"S.SSw'nTl. c&!8 a Uar 8lca,,n,
..iVo'LB?od.by. Kd, old .scout." he
if.' ""M"l hs head. "Mao miiv h
but" I nntt ,h thinks Is the raghrt?lng!
'Ut..L" J,.h,"i: J0 have his conscience
strong,' young fel Sw 'iK K,.1' S S
Inrs0!" Uta hlm for a fcw d,rty Ho1
urniK-hRi!rJ.!if. 4r:.A ".s. h nat.
.nenn, a"ho"phcad 7 heyf wnnl d yo
"D-v mLh0.ller8. Ilube! Jumpln' away.
..y!imean t0 .tand thore and make
the claim you don't know?"
men0dne.l.miy head' ;'00' nnd ' com
mence to smell soma i-nta TInh n,.
nf.li .u Heyl '"oilers Tlubo to tho
wi it.h..KanB '.'Ho don't know whnt
can jou tle"hntl''n81 W'U1 lh0 nam
.iinicin5; t,licome,KaU,fr,n' "round me.
shnkln their heads and gazln' upon me
HKO 1 WHS nhnllt In trat nni.l.. V. .1..
7J,b.alT.er? lnB,cad of Cincinnati, which
Silii. l',at . I1'1 no matter what the
niiui.ngiB UlUlinS. .
"JSk1'!' BayT. nube- ",f Mac alnt man
nVJh.it0. U" you I will! PI, you
know that Pat Moran has been tryln'
nil season to buy pretty noar everybody
on this club nnd hns offered kings' ran
soms and sums that would dumbfound
all Asia for us? No hey? Mac Is sup
posed to be n personally friend of yours,
and yet you ain't oven got a spoonful
pf any of this here Insldo stuff 1 D'ye
know that wo have all sworo that we
would rather Bpcnd the rest of our live
playln' semi-pro ball than Join the Iteds?
I) ye know "
"Walt a minute I" I butts In. "What's
all this got to do with me beln' h hop
head If I go with 'cm, hey?"
."Ah, ha!" hollers Itube, like a vil
lain from the molcs. "It's got e cry
thing to do with It! Whnt d'yo sup
pose hns made them Cincinnati Hods
go crazy this year and win the pennnnt,
when for over forty years they thought
the world's series died out with Lin
coln?" I shook my hend In tho. negatively.
"Dope I" yells Ilube, dancin' around.
"Dope !"
"Dope?" I says, gettln dizzy. "What
what? "
"Sure dope '." sajs Rube. "That's
what them guys is beln' fed on night
and day. Why, everybody In the league
knows that from the day Moran dropped
n bill outa his pocket In St. I.ooey which
wns for $300 worth the opium ! Did you
ever watch 'em on tho diamond? Them
babies ain't pot no more Idea what
they're doln' than a gang of mnnlacs!
Their eyes Is all glnssy nnd they keep
mumblln' all the time to themseles. I
tell you Moran has been shootln' 'em
fulFof hooch all season, and them guys
Is so charged up that half the time they
wander all over the streets; and Moran
carries a whole slew of detectives to
folley them up and lead 'cm out to the
park every day! Walt till you get to
Cincinnati ! Tho first thing Moran will
do Is to Rlvo vou u Jab In thn arm nnd
make you pitch a doublehender! Pretty
Bonn vou'll he. a done, fiend : and next
j ear they wouldn't let you Into u big
lenguo game If you had a ticket!"
Denny Knuft and two other guys'
walks outside coughln'. and I suppose
they couldn't stand to listen to my ter
ribly fate no longer. Joe, I did com
mence to feel a trifle nervously, they's
no doubt about that!
"Are you sure you ain't got it balled
up?" I says", after a minute of the most
deadly silence. "It looks to me that
instead of Cincinnati betn' doped, some
body has gone to work and gavo aleepln'
powders to the other seven clubs. When
you was In there yesterday yoU rIo me
the Idea thnt you had eat a dish of
eronal for lunch, especially them two
times you was caught off first by ocr
four miles nnd "
"Kid about it If you like !" says Rube.
"I'm only trylnr to do you a favor. In
a coupla weeks they will bo moro holes
in your arm I than they Is lnyour de
liveryand tnnt'g Bayfn' a lotl"
. Iol x ?'"' M"iun ain't gonnaJ
e charged up to win no games; and
If them guyn will only give a imitation
se ' team ,n bncl ot me tho
..wFi?r !? vWhlt0 HQX" "ava Denton.
"Well, I'll Tie out there the day y6u
work, watchln' you."
"Wavo and holler to me, nube," I
says, sob I'll know where's to look
for you."
"I'll be away up In tho grandstand,"
ho Bays. "Tho first pitch you make
you notice me without no trouble, as
X. VI1, 9 d0.u.bJ. bo tho guy which is
duckln' the pill!"
Joe, can you imagine tho pnttv Jcnl
Hry ,f lhcm Buys? I have tnado less
wild pitches to the gnme than any guy
which makes wlldipltches every gamo
this season I
Well, Joe, I went over to tmfiotol,
nnd there Is a cable for mo from Moran
to report at once In St. Looey, which Is
a. terrible Jump from Pittsburgh, nnd
slcepln' cars Is poison Ivy to mo; and
I'll take the Bhort end of n bet that not
even Kip Van's ninkle could pound his
car in tho upper birth of no train.
I told you In my last. Joe, that Jeanno
had come up with mo for tho Pittsburgh
scries and seen me lnshoot them babies
to death, wlnnln' my first start by the
rcmnrkably score of 6 to the thing they
build the ring around In a doughnut.
Tho clerk give out that Jeanne wns In
the main's dfnln' room, so I went, right
in to nreaK tne news to her that I was
off to the haunts of tho Cincinnati Reds,
t didn't get no Immediately chance to
spill my" startlln' information, because
after ono brief flash nt me Jcnnne sent
mo to tho showers. She Is nil dolled up
like the nuuen of the New Orleans Marty
Grhss with cenln's dress nnd tho like,
and if she didn't look like a million dol
lars, then neither does two $500,000 bills.
Joe, If Jeanne continues to get prettier
cciy day, like she has made It a rule to
do since wo loftr Fmnce, It an't gonna
bo long neroro I won t be nble to stand
Itl If Jeanne had lived In Marks &
Anthonyls time, this Cleopatra tlame
would never of been heard toll of. What
I wanted to do nfter one look was to
plant a chastely salute on them lips of
hers, which Is as red at a thousand
dollars' worth the catsup: but, Joo, l
done that onco nt tho ball nark, and
Jeanne won't speak to me for forty-eight
hours on tho grounds thnt a gentlemen
don't kiss his wife whilst tho public
looks on. Well, I draw tho conclusions
thnt a gentlemen no doubt prob'lv kisses
some other gentlemen's wife, and thats
a thing I never felt called upon to do
since I b;on wed. If jou had cake,
would jou crave bread? No I And there's
mat i
"Well, what I got chased this time tor
was because Jeanne sajs how many
times has sho told me I gotta dress for
dinner when I am at chow with her,
and nobody but a laber wouldvt walk
right Into his dinner without groomln'
himself up, whatever that Is, but I think
It's got somethln to do with a horse,
Joe, ns I know a groom In New York
personally nnd ho does the majority oi
his groomln' In a livery stable Well,
to make a paragraph outa a noel. 1
went upstairs and climbed Into my ban
quet overalli nnd etc , and romu down
:igafn, and this time Jennne is all smiles
When Jear.no n nil smiles. Joe. she coula
tell Rockefeller they was no moro mar
ket for oil, nnd he'd remark "I should
worry! and mean It! I seen peopic
looKitr over at our tnoie in openly ad
miration, because I nm a knockout in
ovenln'H dress, Joe, nnd Jeanno wouln
mnko Vonus tnke carbolic, and I guess
they was nil nnjln': "There's the
world's famous Ed Harmon, the ball
player, and his wife, tho notoriously
movie star 1" The head waiter takes my
order himself and I nln't very hungry,
beln' satisfied to simply look at Jeanne,
which claims I must take 'eomethln,
even If It's only a trifle potnge.i(Potnge,
Joo, Is Krunch slang for soup.)
' ''AH right!" I eaya. to this guy, which
has got out a buok nnd a pencil nnd Is
tnklm downweveryUilntf I sny llko tnoy
has, been n accident, nnd It turned out
that I was the only wtness. "Wring forth
sbme consomme's soupl"
"Very good, slrl" ho says, not thnt
I anlled him about It "Will you have
something with tho soup?"
"Yeh," I Bays. "I'd at least like a
plate with Itl"
At tliln nolnt Jennne. which can't sec
Into klddln' waiters, chonned mo oft
nnd eent him -on his wny with a coldly
nod. Before I can spring mv surprise
on her sho leans over and nsys I have
got to got It arranged In some wny no's
1 can leavo for New York with her that
nlgntl The renson for this Is that tho
mbvln'-plcture company which Jeanne Is
actln' for wants her right always to
finish up k Important scone In "Tho
Devil's urlde," nnd every day she, Is
away Is costln' 'cm beaucoup pennies on
account of nil the rest of the cheaper
help standln' around Idle and etc. Well,
Joe, you no doubt remember I told jou
I had signed a lease with the same com
pany to turn Into a actor so'b me and
Jcamne could work together nnd mnko
1'nlrbanki and Maty I'lckford cry their
eye? out with simple envy. We nru
gonna get enough Jack for thtB to pay
for a shave for every guy In Russia,
nnd the letter Jeanne got savs the guy
which Is wrltln' tho pictures for us has
cot the foundations sunk for tho first
one, nnd nothln' will do but I ihusl
come on and read it
Well, Joe, I snys It Is Impossibly for
me to go to New York with her because
I have been sold to tho Cincinnati Reds.
"Viola!" she remarks, narrowly
mlssln' droppln' her knife. "What do
you mean? Sold? How then could mon
Edouard be sold?"
With thnt, Joe, she looked at me Ilka
sno tnougnt tno lucky snopper wnicn
had bought me might come along at any
minute and snatch mo away,
"Well," 1 says. "It's llko this. A ball
Slayer Is somethln' like a cattle nnd can
e put on the market at any time and
auctioned off to the highest bidder. , I
think Undo Tom must of been a nltchcr.
In this case, Cincinnati grabbed me oft
nnd I gotta report there at once, or
even sooner If I can get away. This
will ease me Into tho world s series nnn,
naturally enough, that means a bucket
ful of extry Jack for jour llttlo Edward.
I should draw down nnvwheres rrotn
four to eight thousand fish, and I'll sink
th plurality of It Into a present for
you I How's that7"
"Eight thousand fecsh?" she says, her
eyes openin- and sparuiin' tin if you
could of set 'em In a bracelet you could
hock tho same for whnt German v owes.
"What, then. Rdouard, would Jennno do
with soon of the reesh?"
" "Well," 1 sajs, with a sarcabtlcnlly
grin, "call up 3. P. Morgan and ask him.
That baby's got ,800 times 8000 fish and
they ain't gtvln htm no trouble !"
From merely lookln at her, Joe, J
seen she didn't get me, so I explained
that fish Is slmuly a alias for money,
whlcl In turn Is slang for dough, kale,
dlnero, Jack, sugar, Iron men, gelt, long
green rocks, berries nnd the etc.
Jennno fnlli to stnge a faint when she
realizes -what I am talkin" nbout,
"Poof!" sho snys. "What then Is
8000 and nilet de sole ah feesh to
Jeanne and Edouard? We do not need
thnt Insignificant amount now non,
non, non 1 I nm Inform I will have
450,000 from this ono picture alone nnd
U'lmti tlie mnkn thn nlcture of vou.
mon Kdouard oo la la f Then we will
have beaucoup francs for Jeanno and
flttlo Wcelson, n'est-ce pas?"
(CONTINUE! TOMonilOW)
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fff&L August 16th
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tor your comrort and convenience.
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Safety razors need new blades; cameras require films; sewing machines
must have thread-filled bobbins; flashlights need new batteries occasionally.
This is Evercady "Flashlight Battery" week,- August 16
to 23. Authorized Eveready dealers certify quality and
service.
Bring. in your flashlight or order by the. number on the
battery now in your flashlight.
These Dealers Have Fresh Eveready Flashlight Batteries
BURLINGTON, N. J.
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"This it the Way to Shampoo
Your Hair"
To fir. your hair and actlp a
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Whnt Ton Went It"
Don't grt your hair vrtt every
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chatter from an Iry nluh.
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vr drwichfng. No mora ill
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the modem way!
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layer for you poor, ptnptring, stm-bakeJ
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fully made, tiUktl-finithed portable
Shampoo, Shower Bah, Massage, Rub
Dotmttll in one. Ught, Efficient.
Thoroughly guantnteed. Fits any suit
case, great for week-ends. And now on
. sale in your Philadelphia drug, depart
ment and hardware stores. Get one and
laugh at Old Soil
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tlUi hot weather. Keep their
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You Sweltering
Folks Will Welcome This Home Luxury!
Whew! Hot, isn't it? But why groan and fuss. We can't all be Summering
at Atlantic City or up in the mountains. No, but we can bring the beach to
our bathrooms. How? Do as I did.
S-s-h! here's the secret: Go to your favorite dealer and say, "I want one of
those Star Massage Shower Sprays 1'ye been hearing so much about!" Don't
take any substitute. Get a "Star".
It attaches instantlv to ttny faucet. It is for all lovers of real shower baths
men, women and children. It gives you a constant stream of fine, fresh, friendly,
absolutely-clean water. Any temperature of water you want in ttjiffy! Cooling!
Refreshing! Delightful! Gives you a new lease on life. Fact! Get one today!
Fitzgerald Mfg. Co., Torrington, Conn. Makers of the famous Star Electric
Massage Vibrator. '
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PHILADELPHIA
R. W. Auer Elec. To.
217 S. 00th 81.
Chas. Backins
214 GrminntOHn Axe.
Bells Hdwe. Store
ftOlO York nnnd
Belmont Elec. Co.
803 Ilelmont Arr.
James Brown & Son
1410 B. fiKtb Ht.
Central Elec. & Lock Co.
12 K. 18th St.
Cooper & Fitton
6tt01 Chew St.
Eugene Currier
S310 Brrroantow-n Axr.
Dakota Garage
ROth Ht. nboTO Pprncr St.
JoserJh F. Devine
. 2020 8. erh Ht:
Diamond Autcr 'Supply-
1031 Diamond St.
Ralph A. Dickinson
8487" Grrmantovrn Avp.
Elec. Shop of Germantown
2C N. Chrltrn Arr.
Elliott Lewis Electrical Co.
Falls Hdwe. Co.
4200 Mdca Arc.
James C. Ferguson, Jr.
0-8-lOH. lSth St.
WalterE: Fullerton
SS3S Baltimore Are.
Chas. P. Gable
6830 (irrmantovin Atr.
Frank G. Garrett
4318 Germantown Are.
James Gray, Jr.
810 W. Mojnmenilne ATe.
Wm, Haines
5400 HnTerforrl Are.
A. W. Harkins
023S Woodland Are.
F. W. Heine
1601 Wolf St.
Herman Henssler
024 N. 13th St.
Wm. J. Heydrick
MS S. R2d St.
H. R. Hidell
8100 Woodland Are.
James Hllferty
2218 Market St.
N. M. Holden & Bros.
432S Frankford Ato.
Wm. Hoyles
482 '. 6Wh St.
John L. Johnson
8040 Ilaltlmore Are.
Pa. Cycle & Auto Sup. Co.
831 .Marl.fl St.
N. Peterson
4817 Woodland Are.
A. Pressor
S82Q Market St.
Frank J. Quigley
4M0 Ilaltlmore Are.
Philip Reed
S10 W. nirnrd 'Are.
S. S. Rice
010 (llrnrd Are.
I. M. Rothenberfjer
7180 Germnntonn Are.
Schwemmer's Hdwe Co.
822 W. Glrnrd ATe.
Sees & Faber Co.
2008 N. Front ht.
Steltzer's Drug Store
llth & l.eh!ih Ave.
Superior Gas & Elec. Light
Co.
1108 folumbln Ave.
Harry Togg
872 K. Chrltrn Are.
E. R. Tourisori
20 K. rhII-KIIena St.
United Auto Stores
S3d nnd ChrMnnt Sta.
United Auto Stores
1411 Walnut St.
WallaccMills Co.
2514 flrrmantorn Are.
' N. Kamen
4830 Market St.
Samuel Kass
1828 Market Ht.
J. P. Keck
8016 Torreadale At.
Kensington Gas & Elec. Sun.
Co.
80 W. Krnalniton Are.
Frank C. Kenyon
1838 Columbia ATe.
Wm. A. Killian Hdwe. Co.
8441 Germantovrn Are.
The K. M. Auto Supply Co.
8088 Germantown Are.
Louis Kober
8243 Market St.
Geo. D. Kunz
8347 Ijiinadoirne Are.
Elec' Lee
110 S. 17th St.
Edw. E. Marsden
v 2013 S. 3d St.
Martin's Auto Supply
2822 N. Drond St.
J. Franklin Miller, Inc.
105(1 Cheetnut St.
Naumann Hdwe. & Sup. Co.
4321 Germaototrn ATe.
Max Neuman
704 XV. Glrard Are.
Oak Lane Hdwe. Co.
Oak I.nne & 13th St.
John Wanamaker
13th A. Cheatnut Sta.
E. Wanger
802 Mnrket St.
Wm. Weisman
1218 South St.
L. Weiss
4825 Woodland Ate.
Walter Scott Wood
, 8003 Wayne Ave.
Grant Wylie
6508 Cheater ATe.
Auto-Motive Service Co.,
Inc.
8223 Olrurd Ave.
Murta Appleton & Co.
12th A Nmnom St.
Edward A. Coxe
812 Lehigh Are.
W. S. Gibson
4828 Frankford Ave.
Keim Supply Co.
1227 Market St.
, Lewis & Lamont
3073 Kensington Ai.
A. Pomerantz & Co.
1525 Cheatnut St.
Adolph Saakes
50 N 8th M.
Berlin Bros.
7272 Woodland lir.
N. J. Dilworth
1804 Mnrket t.
Gimbel Bros.
8th & Market Pl.
Herman Eckstein
1741 Snnnom St.
Chas. Lentz & Son
31-33 s. 17th St.
Lit Bros.
8lh ,V Murkrt Sta.
Snellenburg & Co.
11th & Market Sta.
Model Tewelry Co.
HI Mnrket St.
Service Elec. Supply Co.
5305 Ilaltlmore Are.
Needle & Boonin
22d A fnliimMa Ate.
W. H. Ashmore
3118 Murkrt St.
T. Balasny
5323 Market st.
1. E. Esmond
8015 Market M,
S. G. Hamilton
3011 Market St.
W. W. McCausland & Son
3017 Market St.
Mauen Hdwe. Co.
5210 Market St.
S. E. Winer
808 Market St.
C. L. Presser
3002 Murkrt St.
Schwartz & Berman
7018 F.lmuood Ae.
Victor Hdwe. Co.
8820 Murket St.
J. A. Dwyer
1808 Sanom Sta.
Albert Gentel. Inc.
1503 Columbia Aye.
Israel Wolkin
2807 Grrmantovrn Are.
Seville Elec. Co.
220 S. 52d St.
BETHLEHEM
Bethlehem Auto Supply Co.
Bethlehem Auto Tire Sup.
Co.
Bethlehem Elec. Sup Co.
4S0 Main St.
C. Elliott Hill
0 S. Main St.
Jacob Elec. Co.
417-10 Wyandotte St.
United Auto Stores
88 XV. llrnad St.
BRISTOL
Louis J. Rubin
... 827 Mill St.
Wm. P. Wright, Est.
11V Mill SI.
CHESTER
Chester Hdwe. Co.
13 XV. 3d ht.
Herman J. Kextner
2401 XV. 3d St.
Jos. C. McMaster
2710 XV. 3d St.
Benj. F. Riley
COS Kdcemont ATe.
Spencer Stationery Co.
823 Maxket St.
United Auto Stores .
310 Edaemont Are.
COATESV1LLE
Coatesville Hdwe Co.
244 K. Main St.
Wm. H. Fairlamb
338 E. Mnrn St.
Pownall Hdwe. Co.
Carl B. Sherer
10 S. lat St.
E. S. Thorne
110-112 N. 3d St.
United Auto Stores
210 C. Lincoln Illalnray .
Webster Co.
DARBY
B. F. Carr
812 Main St.
Walter L. Hewes
8704 Main St.
P. H. Seipler
883 Main St.
DOWNINGTOWN
Theo. M. Griffith & Sons.
Main St.
H. B. Sides
(inn. r. nj-.
DOYLESTOWN
H. R. Gehman
0 N". Court St.
Chas. H. Shive
1-3 N. Main St.
HONEY BROOK
Honey Brook Hdwe. Co.
NORRISTOWN
W. S. Woodland
817 XV. Morahall St.
Victor B. Arkless
40 i:. Main SI.
Newman & Frey Hdwe.Co.
801-503 XV. Marshall
Smith & Yocum Hdwe.Co
108 XV. Main St.
OXFORD
Kirk & Fredd
PHOENIXVILLE
Keinard Bros.
218 nrldae St.
Acker & Frey
237 llrldce Ht.
Benjamin Hdwe. Co.
203 Ilrldge St.
R. Shaffer
203 llrldeo St.
POTTSTOWN
The Baily Hdwe. Co.
210-218 Illsh St.
Krause & Hartenstino
481 Illah St.
Wm. H. Roeller & Co.
257 Illah St.
United Auto Stores
307 Illah si.
Van Buskirk & Bros.
218 Hlfh St.
QUAKERTOWN
Hillegass Elec. Co.
211 Ilranch St.
Sheetz & Price
210 XV tlrond St.
WAYNE
Cox & Lynam
Wayne Theatre) nid.
Geo. R. Park & Son
103 K. 1.a Ave.
Geo. R. Park & Son
Main St.
WEST CHESTER
A. Henry
" IS N. Church St.
,H. A. Jones
82 N. Gar St.
Geo. J. Palmer
U N, Market St.
J. B. Simon & Bros.
ucar and Walnut Sta.
(Cameron Drug Store
314 Main St.
Benjamin Goldy
27 K. nroad St.
S. E. Lippincott
10 K. l!road St.
Sure Tire Shop
400 nUh St.
CLAYTON, N. J.
John F. Mackay
ELMER, N. J.
C. & A. Drug Co.
No Main St.
UAMMnNTDN M M
. v ...:. "ksm
irvin i. nearing -i
Anthony Rice '
MOORESTOWN, N. J.
F. A. Measey, Est.
138 W. Main St.
B. Gray
77 T.. Main St.
MT. HOLLY, N. J.
Crcedon Hdwe. Co.
134 Main St.
L. B. Kumpp
20 Main St.
RIVERTON, N. J.
J. S. Collins & Son
Main St.
SALEM, N. J.
B. E. Ayares
G. A. Davis
Smith-Lewis & Powell
Hdwe. Co.
SEA ISLE CITY, N. J.
A. G. Rice & Co.
SWEDESBORO, N. J.
W. B. Estilow
W.'B. Horner
TRENTON, N. J.
E. S. Applegate & Co.
17 s, IJrond St.
L. G. Brooks & Co.
814 V., State St.
Cramer & Allen
llroad 4. Center Ste.
S. P. Dunham & Co.
35 K. State St.
Dwyer Bros.
121 .V. llroad St.
Elec. Supply Shop
r. Slate St.
M. M. Fleron & Son
18 S. Ilrond SI.
I. Lenzner
800 s. Hrouil St.
M. Levy
702 S. State St.
Papiers Auto Sup. Co. f
103 K. Hanover St. '
E. A. Sayd
220 N. llroBjrTst.
United Automotive
Service
125'4 HonoTrr St.
Miller's Drug Store '
K. llanoter at Warm
A. Schultz
Ifanorer at llroad
J. F. Towman Son
118 N. Warren St.
VINELAND, N. J.
R. C. Davis
020 I.undU ATe.
WENONAH, N. J.
Stephen A. Weill
WOODBURY, N. J.
A. S. Wilson
28 Cooper St.
Hutchinson Motor Co.
llroad Nt.
Alfred S. Marshall
ISi R. llroad Ht.
W. H. Sutton
So. Broad St.
WOODSTOWN, N. J.
Farmera Supply Co
James H. Toulson
rt AJ a
American Ever Ready Works 0 .National Carbon Company Inc.
LONG ISLAND CITY, NEW YORK
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