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WSJl . v aiw.ii , mall to points outside of Philadelphia, a '.tlnlfvd niatfta nnnfitt. nr United Die io ino earner. ,Ur InMl Tlrtaaa s possessions,, postnite free, fifty (501 i( (' SffsK.P'' month. Six (SO) dollars per year. P- I TeTall foreign countries one (JO dollar a. -e ..' . Tiit )(4,i :wriraonin. i- 'r if P T ' o rfuhscrlhers wlKhlre addre f 2fc2f,5 mu,t lve oId " Trclt a" new njwi it."H; MOO WALNUT KEYSTONE. MAIN 30i WiMmja a commuulpadonj to Ktenlno -.". i-cdoer, ndfpfnaence aauarc nmrai felpMo. Blkt-M ILa lHnAtntfl.l PvitLII k. k -"icmuci Ul I III: AB.-Ull'l"-" -oa V . TUB ASSOCIATE! PRESS ti fceelHsipefi entitled to ine use for V) republication of all news aispaicncs 'rrifw to if or no! oftenme crcauru "r) paper, and aIo the local news published therein. All rights of rcpuolicarion of special 4lpatches herein are also reserved. . miidelpMi, Frldiy. July S. 1M A,FOUR.YEAR PROGRAM FOR v PHILADELPHIA v Things on which the people riprct th bcw administration to concon (trate It nttentlon: Thv Delaware river bridge. ,4. ttftltock blp enough to accommo j date the largest ehtps. Development of the rapid transit sys tem. A convention halt. A bulUUno for tho Free Library. 'An Art Muteum. Enlargement of the water .inpphj. Homes to accommodate tho popula tion., V B" LYRIC NOTE FROM JERSEY MEN nnd women nnd governments eo blundering into trouble. Poli ticians rave. Society and civilisation pile up their errors and continue, for tome reason or other, only ny strne. But tho forces upon which life depends continue to function in a serene rhythm without the nid of speechiuaker.s or party1 platforms or the inspiration of .Republican, Democrat, Socialist, wet or dry,, A. lyricist In the United States De portraent of Agriculture has been sur Teylng the crop reports from New Jersey, and something of the great calm of nature suffuses him. He sing: ''Vlffhtn hnve heen n little cool for .... . .. ... ,,--.. U best growing wearnor. u .,. for haying, wmc, is n .u, progress ir warmer dal' here.) .record is w very gom, .umuu. ....i , " , ,. ,,,. Hlliiroa 1 r niehts would oe more Dene- "i"""" ---- , ..... '- (And lo! the warmer nights a,e nnrl I for the potion of nor oj, .tie "Wheat." continues this happy besides the head of ll e . trail; ''""" "is not n larse crop, but tho ' liureau ot ,ne i miiuwi .,....... ' - "?. - ...En "... :L.,L,n,l the bend of tho chamber' Indus- U" nv"'. nr. Vine and thiriai committee, and th, chain,,,,,, o ..i ..,.,. . i, r l.. ...! , DCSl-.ooKing crop oi . , " pastures are mostly good to evceuent and continue to crow l'otntocs give indications. They are blossoming fine indications. They are blossoming in central counties'. Apples and "peaches promise satisfactory yields." Rrnn-Hi It nnnenrs. is everywhere w, tBt in the minds that rule in party IKpaHtlcs. The minstrel who writes the i reports oi tne ueparimcnc oi .vgrii'iii- ',ture nnlshes on n triumphant note wo u.,.Co v,.. .......,,..........,..! Bugs, he cries, are very few in the , fields. "We know they are. They arc at the political conventions UNSENSATIONAL WEATHER ITITIFI mirrent. hut "snell" hns until - feA A rally provoked comment, or conver- eation would languish. Nevertheless, Criticism OL UIO liuilt UIIU lir inTiimimin - ,ing offender, humidity, appears to lack something of the old angry bitteruess. Philosophy will hardly account for this "hange. inthu local temper, for wilted pilars- dtfy in their soggy reality the (i ct 05 1 buuiic rcusoning. The explanation probably lies in the ct that Philadelphians as u class nro ykarning to adapt their dress to the Tsuinmer climate. The knowledge has been t slowly acquired, but steadily. Each successive sumraer finds the pub lic here accustoming itself more and inore to tho Idea of tropic conditions. '"Waistcoats are being relegated to ob llvion, collars arc shrinking and soft ening, the pride which long held out against mohairs and palm beaches is melting away. Give us time and man s summer garb In this region may take on something tM(, nppi,eatlon of live business methods of the adaptability of the refreshing t0 ,1P problem. attire of the other sex. When it is I tf tus 1)f)rt (.Tt n private enter fully realized that Philadelphia in Juno, j nri((, it manager would study the 3uly nnd August is actually hotter than manfaf turlng Industries of the area Havana, wherp the welcome trade winds wi,,), ,. he made tributary to it. lie blow, we may nil be white -suited, as we ' ,vni,i nn,i out how many thousand tons phould be. ! ot fr(.iKht were shipped abroad every As it is the reform is commendable, 'year from that area. He would lenrn nnd though the performances of the f10 rharncter of tho freight and the mercury this week are lofty, they can- 'kind of devices necessary for its eco ttot bo said to inspire the old-time 0m,cnl handling. Ho would learn to fcnsatlon. Perhaps tho time is ap- m hat foreign ports it was destined, nnd proaching 'when the conventional phrase, "No relief in sight." will beget not despair, but a rather comfortable m (aiirerence. COSTLY CREDENTIALS PROTESTS of the increase in tho nrleo of passports from $2 to $10 will hardly nssunio the aspect of con- vlncing pathos. Americans with slim purses are unlikely to bo traveling abroad nowadays and the allluent tour int is hardly nn object of sympathy. Especially Is this true of the party p"f 100 congressional junketers, includ ing AVilllam Scott Vnre, primed for a sunimer in the Orient and among the Irst of our citizens to feel the effect of ti te new ruling. Piquancy is injected ?, Mtn the situation by the presence In Nv-Hh congressional group of Heprescnta I& W tire I'orter, of Pennsylvania, chairman liPV.tf ... Lll4 ....ll. frn.no.l Hyn nim Cir. tup romiuiucv nuisn ........... ... ..v., passport measure. ' If not important, his plight Is nt least amusing, nnd if he realized in the beglnntnfe- that he would bo victimized by Ilia own work it partakes of the heroic. OLD LESSONS REPEATED V mllE war which Poland began against 1 I i - . f 1 .-.. 1 ntt lt fl,l If I Soviet llussia anu pwu ..,, .1L-.1 .l.t.rmlnntion for many months is reproaching the inevltnbl6 end. And Ifc2u roles have not won. They have tu armies oacKeu 1191 lUD " UUt m " classes, in xiiuwin. ,! WtJy interested in. ernment. Ratine elements In the coun try, IiiNpircil very largely by n rcyitnl Ir.cil mllltnry plillosopby that has nji penred elsewhere on the continent, pressed the. attack to reclaim what they described as l'ollsh soil. Hut It hap pened that the soil over which they ad vanced for almost 200 miles wris popu lated mnlnly by Itusstans ami had been n part of the ltusslan empire (or utmost 200 years. Oencral Smuts bitterly opposed this new war, and so did I.loyd Oeorse toward the end. Lord Hubert Cecil wrote a wltlicr'ng letter to the council of the Lewie of Nations demanding that tho adventure be abandoned nnd rharjlng that it represented a complete negation of nil prdmises made In behall of the plain people of tho world In tho covenants of l'arts. Now, after great losses of men, money and time, tho 1'ollsh generals nro retreating to the boundaries originally made for them nnd are preparing to make peace. Looking backward at the record of their nhqrt war, It Is only possible to wonder whether men can ever learn by nny process other than hard experience. Every nation bates nn itnader. Peoples have always for gotten their own differences to tight a common enemy. The rule always will hold in Hussia, in Mexico or nnywhere else. THE MOUSETRAP THEORY IS FATAL TO EXPANSION The Port Will Not Grow Unless We Go After Business With a Determination to Get It OPTIMISTS might fcay that the visit of the committee of the Southwest ern Millers' League to this cil Illus trates the truth of the famous sa.ving nbout the man who invents n mouse, trap and the path which the world will mnke to his door. The southwestern millers are seeking nn Atlantic port with adequate facili ties for shipping flour." If we had the facilities the mousetrap sa.ving might be admitted as proved this week. Hut we have not the facilities, nnd the best that Mr. Sproule. of the De partment of Wharves. Docks aud 1-er-rles. could sn nbout the mntter is that if the millers will guarantee to send their flour hero be will provide Un loading machinery Tho mnii nli faith in riinnticinmn. ... .. , t however, ran get Mime comfort out of I the fact that the fume of the port has Ur,-n.i n fur ns the nrent Southwest and thnt business men frmu that part of the country have thotizht it worth while to come here to see what we have to offer. The visiting business men must have been impressed with the num'ier of rep-le-entativea of committees who met ltnm I'll ere were the chairmen ot tne .-"-..- .,. nn(.atlon ..." . fop ,,, ,, Hio flnnr nmmlttct' of the Commercial I ., " , ,h .,nl.ers of the port ' '""' "".., f Hie Flour '"vi'ioihih-hi. . Club, as well as representatives of i,nnii nnd enrco-hnnillinc conipnnied The visitors must have been im pressed by this array of men engaged in the work of port boosting. Hut they must hnve been more deeplv in, pressed by the extent of our water front and by the number f modem !"ers handling cargoes ot cor- VimK We can load coal and grain - !oMi- n it ran be loaded any ulf,ro But it was discovered that our facilities for handling package freight are not ndequatp to the deninniis vvnicn the millers would like to make upon them. They will have to be made ade quate before we ran get the business. The millers will not send their Hour to Philadelphia merely bemuse ocean going ships enn dock here. Boston. New York nnd Haltlmnre are also ocean ports nnd they are also looking for more business, esen though New York is overcrowded nt the present time. The bu.iness of the port will not ex pand ns it should until we decide thnt the mousetrap theorv Is applicable onlv where thete is no competition. Anu it ulll not exnand very much, either, so long as we content ourselves with ap pointing committees to tails about the subject. What we need Is action on a definite, well-thought-out program. If the head of a large private cor poration seeking to enlarge his business should fol'nvv the tactics which hnve prevailed in port plans here, the direc tors of the companv would nsk for his naiKimtinn iii short order. We need he would also discover now many pas -engers sailed everv year from the cities in the tributary area, inen no womu -t out to equip the port to handle ivery kind of business, nnd when it was (quipped ho would enter on n systematic lampaign to bring that business here. He would get the business, too, be- enuse lie would offer facilities vvnicn ir0uld not be found elsewhere, The Baldwin Locomotive Company " , t, . ,i,i does not wait for orders Its pros dent goes to Europe to sell the products of bis eompniiy. nnd he offers suoli terms nf payment ns tne purcni.s.-r . .-.v. Mr. Schwab goes to Europe to sell tho productR of his steel millH, and he sells them. The managers of scores of other great corporations follow the same course, and succeed against the com petition of the whole world. Philadelphia has only three other At lantic ports to compete against New York, its chief competitor, is handi capped by the necessity of lightering n large part of the freight delivered there by rail. Freight can be loaded here directly from the railroad car to the ship at the pier with a single handling. It is not neccssnry to enumerate the physical advantages of this port. They are so well known that to mention them is like repenting the nlphabet to a high school class. The listener usually asks why he is bored by having his attention called to what he learned long ago. Hut tho high school pupils use the alphabet every day In their lessons, whllo the city nppoUJa committees to see what use can hCAle of the port facilities. y ,. r II we are to expand m w.e should we EVENING PUBLIC LEDGBl-MIAbEHill FRIDAY, must stop waiting for the world to wear a beaten path to our water front, nnd must smooth tho way ourselves and then put up guide-posts pointing tho direction In which tho searcher must go and then go out nnd start business in this direction. THE GREAT UNBOSSED tiOU tell them to do one thing," moaned a San Francisco delegate from the alfalfa country, "nnd they up nnd do the opposite. If they sny 'yes' they mean 'no, nnd If they say 'no' you don't know what they mean. Do ihcyt Search me! Hut they won't obey orders nnd they won't stay hitched:" The women delegates at the Demo cratic convention were the cause of this lament. From boss nfter boss who found his plans threatened by unex pected revolts they have wrung despair ing crk-s. Miss Elizabeth Mnrbury broke with the All-Tammany Soviet which Chariev Murphy lends, and It wns being sold on tho convention floor yesterday that the misguided enterprise of Miss Antoinette Funk might nctunlly cost Mr. McAdoo the nomination for tho presidency. McAdoo's friends were careful to give their man the benefit of their own hard earned political wisdom. Tt wns ar ranged tiiat the McAdoo boom should not be endangered by n premature launching. Women in the various dele., gatious fnvorahle to tho former secre tary of the trcnur. were glveu instruc tions to bo patient nnd follow the lead of their lenders. Hut Miss Funk, eager to get the thing going, went out on her own account and exploded the McAdoo boom. Mr. Peter Oleson disobeyed orders Issued bv Fred H. Lynch, the Minnesota lender, and started n move ment to swing her ovu, r.tnlp delegation and others in behind Miss Funk's scheme. The MrAdno boom went up nobly enough. Hut it went up too soon. Mr. Hrjnn more that, any one else hns renson to wonder anew about the things that the inwtcrimis sex may do with the vote. The gieat apostle of dryness went to San Francisco feeling sine that he would have the fullest help of all the women there in his scheme to nnll an anti-liquor plank into the party platform. When the moment of strife arrived the women delegates man ifested little interest in the Hrynn dry plnnk. They seemed lnn-d bv the dis cussion of it. Thev were more inter ested in the labor plank and in the do- l.nl. nl.nnl I,a T A.,.,n nF Vnlltn. """ "l"'ul ""- "- ...... A milleniiii in, of sorts mat arrive with the ratification of the Anthony nmend inent in Tennessee and Hie automatic enfranchisement of 20.finn.noo Ameri can women, but it will tint acivo for the old-line political lenders. Women voters are disiila.ving n ib-Miy to be in dependent. They are new enough In the game of politics to delight in break ing the rub . They hnte the soimd of orders and often enough tliev will do a thlug just because they have been told not to do it. So it hns been since tj,n beginning of the world, nnd o it will bo until the end thereof. Women, too, nro revealing ' desire lo hold oflice. Thev shv they do not nnd never will desire the presidency or the vl"e presi dency. This menii'i. of course, that they are looking with on interested eye ' it t these great offices. And if women n,e oualified lo vote thev are oualilied ' In siL in the sents of elective nnthnrltv. - ,:vpn thp mo,t liberal-minded voter of the old type cannot think of a "Lady President" without a start of anxiety. Hut if women voters decide to nominate one of their own number on a ticket of their o-vn nl some time or other wint rlln nnT np do to stop them? Jjr (Jumpers believes ti'nt the experi- m,,nt ,,f woman Provident would he v ,., ,U,ile and that it is certain ,o be tried. Is he in earnest or does he merely wish to make the men of this world tremble? A JOB FOR JOHN' L If MIT nnd heat are qualities that lie dormant In alcohol, to emerge with a rush when the parent suhstnnee is consumed in the Iiumnn stomach or in nn engin-1 made of steel. Years ago, when si lentili!- men began first lo talk down John Hnrieycorn, they said thnt he could do a great clenl of good in tho world if he were made to toil in an ordered wav. Whisky, they said, could serve one great purpose, and onlv one. . it could run machinery and operate .motorcars, A shortage of gasoline was not dreamed of in those days. Hut the im mense deni'ind that has been made on the fuel Mipplv of the world since ships began to burn crude oil and tho increasing number of motor vehicles mako it noce-siry for civilization to find a new substance for use in internnl combustion engines. The HritMi (iov ernment has turned to alcohol, which, mixd vvitli benol, is now driving mo torcars in London. Alcohol may prove to be the fuel that tho world lias been looking for. Its sources are inexhnustlble. It will be available as long as green things grow. A ton of molasses will give up sixty five gnllons of nlcohol of fuel strength. And if the method of distillation can ho cheapened, all wasto vegetub'o mnt ter now left to rot on tho earth's sur fuee may be utilized by chemists to keep tho wheels of traffic and commerce turning. FRANCE REMEMBERS TALES thnt tho vexatious anti climaxes have alienated the tradi tional sympathy of the French for the United States are not substantiated by the iuterest in our coming Independence Dav now being manifested in Paris. Tho pi ess there pleads for public lecog nition of tho occasion. Tlie oflidat ex 1 ercises win uikc n" iun " ...j ' ,,. Mm c ,,. 8tntue of Washington Dmlhtlt)tJ Ul0 nve of thp Marquis do Lnfavi.tte jn the picturesque Picpus ercises will take the form of a military (,.rT nl not be forgotten Whatever the disappointments or tho French have been In the aftermath of a titanic strife which failed to lender tho world perfect or to administer phi tonic justice to each individual member of mankind, the salient fnct icinains that America had much to do with tho salvation of tho republic which boro tho brunt of the German onslaught. 'I lie magnitude nnd mcnnlng of the rtinma of 1018 will grow ns the years pass At all times tho French nre possessed of a keen historic sense. Happily it is serving them now to tighten the bonds which draw together tho great republics , ..IIIhUh T the old nnd th new "LKJL'nH worlds. We can and should reciprocate hv honoring Bastille Day on the Uth of the current month. Reports from the Deuco Take It international tour nament remind us that if you want to bo n good tennis player you must not wait until you are COL. JIM GUFFEY WAITS News of Palmer's Waterloo Will Be Sweet Music to His Ears. Last of a Sturdy Old Breed of Democrat By GEORGE NOX McCAIN JAMES MeCLUHO GUFFEY, the most picturesque nnd absolute ruler thnt the Democroey of Pennsylvania ever knew, sits In hh office In Pitts burgh awnittug the announcement from the convention hnll in San Francisco thnt A. Mitchell Palmer, nttorncy gen eral of the United States, has met his Waterloo. It will be the sweetest music that "Colonel Jim" has henrd for many a long day. For it was Mitchell Palmer, Vnnce McCormlck nnd the others of the up start brood of younger Democrats who dragged Colonel Guffey from the scat of power, threw him out into the dust of the political highway and then pro ceeded to tenr down the throne nnd hurl it after him. In tho years In which he was the Democratic czar of Pennsylvania Colo nel Guffey never sought political prefer ment for himself. With vast wealth, playing politics wns his rccrention. For several years from 1807 he was Democratic national committeeman from Pennsylvania, and he sought that only as a means to establish himself more firmly In the scat of power. His modesty is unique In the history of his party. -tOLONEL GUFFEY Is today op- pronching eighty-two yeais of age. His ancestors lived In Westmoreland county since 17,"8. There were three of tho Guffey brothers, of whom Colonel Jim is the sole survivor. James M. Guffey was the eldest, and nfter bin, came Wesley S. and John. They were throe of the most unusual personalities that ever camo out of Westmoreland county. Wesley, or "Wes." ns he wns uni versnlly known, looked like the Silver King hero In the play of that name. Ho wns a remarkably handsome mnn. with (lowing gray mustache, iron-grnj hair worn long nnd brushed carefully back, slender and graceful in ran Inge. He nffected low collars, voluminous how tics nnd an expanse of snowy shlit front of finest linen. Colonel Jim him self, in this respect, in former years at least, followed tho sartorial example of his younger brother. THE Guffeys have been Democrats from fur back. They were, ns a family, leaders in Westmoreland couuty when It wns known far and wide ns "The Democratic Star of the West." Hut the stnr set when the coke ovens lof Westmoreland begun to multiply nnu ino lann oecomc tne predominant Issue. John Guffey wns the opposite of Wesley. He was big. loud-voiced, careless of his personal appearance and the acquired possessor of the choicest line of descriptive profanity thnt one could find lu a day's travel fiom (ireon'-hurg to Donegal. Tho Guffeys were Democrats of the militant sort, particularly John. He wns fearless, dominant, a stnnoh friend nnd n relentless foe, personally and politically. John was sheriff of Westmoreland countv during its most troublous time, for when the lower end of the county wns not engaged in coke strikes the central part was having its full share vvitli an occuslonnl riot thrown in. ASTOHY that was long current nbout Sheriff Giiffov occurred during one of these recurrent labor upheavals. One particularly turbulent center was known ns "Mueklerat." It harbored some of the most belligerent of the strikers, nnd particularly th lender of the strong-arm faction, an Irishman nnmed Mulready. for whom a number of warrants hnd been issued. Icp-nted failures of deputies to ap prehend Mulready led Sheriff Guffey to take tho trail himself. Near "Muekle rat" he came up with n man who he instantly burmised was tho man he wanted. Tho sheriff wns unarmed nnd carried not even a pair of handcuffs. At times, and when it suited his pur pose. John Guffey could be deferen tially polite. "Is your nnme Muhcody, sir?" In quired tlie sheriff. "It is," was the reply, with a glaro of distrust and inquiry. Tho two men were standing on a road beside a small rocky stream, alone, with no one in sight. "Well, sir," continued the sheriff, squaring his massive shoulders, "my name is Guffey, sir. I'm one of tho fighting Guffeys, sir, and I have a war rant for your arrest. I'm the sheriff of this county, nnd if you don't come along with me peaceably I'll throw you Into tho run and break your damn neck, sir," Mulready went. W! ILLTAM J. BKENNEN was and still is another political factor of western Pennsylvania known to the cohorts of the entire state "Hilly" Brcnnen was a struggling ynunc lnvvver when he made his first 6tal at 1 olitlcs. He wns a keen, far sighted, nrgu men'nti.c little chap. Today he Is one of the lending members nf tho Pltts buigh bar ond verv wealthy. He In ladr years operated in Connellsvllle coke to his itdvnntage. Pa" iiT John Foley, popularly known as "Pat." tall, raw-boned, genial, wlh 11 temper like gunpowder, wns, when it suited his factional mood, a sido partner of Hrenuen's When this pair, with Tim O'leary (Pittshurnh Tim). wire in their heyday a Democratic con vention, county or state, was worth nn ull-night journey to attend. Charlie Donnelly and Tommy Ryan cart led the ginger jar for the easterf end of the state on hlate occasions. VICTOU PIOLLETT, of Brndford county, was for thirty years prior to his death the most striking per sonality in tho Democratic ranks in Pennsylvania. He was a giant of n man, fiery In speech ahvnjs, with a chip on his shoulder. He commanded instant at tention whenever lie rose In any assem blage of his paity. Ho was most emphatically of the old school; particularly in tho matter of droRS. He Invariably wore a spike-tailed coat with a vast opening of waistcoat to display a voluminous shirt front, and the peculinr cut of trousers known as "broadfalls." It was the fashion I that hud prevailed in tho davs of Presl dent PolK, perpetuated by Plollctt. H'si antithesis. In manner, dress and address was A 111 am IT. ITensel, of Lancaster, although Hensel, then in his might hnve.beeu a on to the old wnrhorse in point of ace. Colonel Jnme3 MrClurg Guffey has seen theso generations of his fellow Democrats come and go, and fctill In his nctogeuarlun yeais finds the ruling passion strong In San Francisco the err is anvthlnc to beat McAdoo. With Colonel Guffer In Pittsburgh Jt is auythjng to beat palmer. . . . - SHORT CUTS What nils tho Palmer boom seems to be inanition. . They still spell "rest" with a "w' In tho Balkans. Tammany continues to give re spcctabillty to its opponents. "Wilt thou?" nsked General Ilu mldlty. And the collar wilted. Some of tlie Frisco eulogies had all the earmnrks of first-class obituaries. Anyhow, Council Ms dono Its best lo bring nbout a safe and sane Fourth. In the mntter of wind nnd water supply. Old Prob hns nothing on Bill Hrynn. . , Short-hnul transit patrons have Indefinitely postponed dnlly constitu tionals. A notable anniversary occurred yesterday without nny noteworthy cele bration. Tn tho event of n dendlock In San Francisco, will nnother kcynoto be necessary? Tt Is now In Senator Harding's power to take the League of Nations out of politics. Beer nnd light wine advocates arc optimists. They hope to take tho pot with treys up. Tc have it on undoubted authority thnt tho San Francisco air Is like wine with n nutty flavor. Administration leaders insist that the nnme of the Murphy-Bryan wet aud -dry coalition Is Mud. Woman's place in politics has nt last been settled. It is on n man's shoulder to lead the cheers. There might be fewer crimes If more men realized that their loved ones were to bo the principal sufferers. Sentiment hns to be organized to he effective. Tf it is sufficiently ef fective It Is called a steam roller. Sooner or later comes realization that agreements arc not scraps of paper. I he P. It. T. Is not seeking a Manic. The hod carriers are now on strike. And wc hnd always suppnsrd that It was the fellow on the top platform who did nil tho work. The ?one system of mnii service Is a great promoter of rectionallsm and has no rightful plnce In a nation of people tinder one (lug. The idea of the platform builder everywhere Is to put as little upon it ns possible, so that there will be stand ing room for everybody. There nre so many inferior candi dates to choose from thnt nepubllcnn nopes rise at tiie cnance thnt the Dem ocrats wjll pick one of them. Far be it from us to deny thnt the public welfare demands thnt the De partment of Chnrlties chauffeur shall wear leather puttees, hut why the choke collar, director? It mny bo that Mr. Creel has al ready provided a negative answer to .vir. iiryan s proposal that the federal government issue a national news bulletin. Do you suppose thnt Dr. Burrls Jenkins's speech explaining thnt he would not make n speech nominating Mr. McAdoo nnd would therefore nom inate him. nnvhow. wns nn appeal for the Irish vote? No, we suppose not. The airship built by the Germnns to iiomnnru .now lork has heen turned over to the British In nccordnnn with the terms of tho peace treatv. It Is well to remember that It wns to hnlt these babv killers for nil time that the i.eaguo ot nations was formed. Gates of Paradise AH, THE way was hard, and the wind was cold, And the fire in the heart wns growing old ; Then you shone on the sky like n throbbing star. And I saw the gates of the dawn unhnr: You came to mo here In this bnttlo of men, And the horns of Arcndy blew again. Whenever T hear your spirit sing T feel the touch of n mystic wing At tho sudden glance of jour tender eye I nm up nnd under another sky I have climbed from the dust, I havo paid the price; 1 nm dTp'linc the p"th'' of my r)ara- Edwin Markham, in Ladies' nome Journal. What Do You Knoiv? QUIZ 1. Who ran for Vice President on the 13KJ" l lm ""Ghes In 2. When did Marco Polo malta his famous Journey to Cathay? ,a. vvnero was i;atnay7 4. How did tho Azores Islands cet their namo? . C. Nam; three, novels by the lato W. D. Ilovvells. C What Is a medlar? 7. Why ' a sandwich so called? 8. What wns tho namo of tho llrst nlr- plano that flew over the Atlantic ocean? 0. Whero In the Wcstein Hemisphere was tho Empress Josephine born? 10. Who was Lamartlno? Answera to Yesterday's Quiz 1. A bastinado Is punishment by can ing thu soles of the feet 2. Tho Chicago World's Fair opened on May I, 1893, und closed on October 1. 3. Mlzpal, monns "Tho Lord wutch be tween thoo and mo when wo uro absent 01,0 from tho other" The word occurs in OeneEls xx.xlx, 49. 4. Charles Htovvart I'nrnell was ii famous Irish statesman nnd home rule advocate. Ills diumatln nnii,. leal career was clouded by u di vorce ccnmmi which resulted In his loposltlon from the leadership of tho Homo Rule paity Ho wn born In 1840 and died lir 1891 6. The first Carllst War of Spain was Inaugurated by Don Carlos, a pre tender to the Hpanlsh throne, In ij,i. ino ouuS6io uiuieu until 6. Tennyson wrote "Locltsley Hall." 7. rtobcit Hrldttes Is the poet laureate of Ungland. 8. The Concord grape tnkes Its name from Concord, Mass., where 11 y, , crown A shibboleth Is a test word or prin ciple or behavior or opinion, the u.o of or Inability to uso which betrays one's party, nationality, etc, old-fashioned and generally abandoned doctrine, once held es aential. Tlie word Is round In tho bOOK Ot juukcs. 10. Thrlps are virloua mJ mseebj-fn jurioua i ,, 'irtlLY ' ifeo i ' "WELL, WELL, STAR FISH OF TINHORNS KILLS CONVENTION ORATORY The Anecdote Is No More, Fervid Gestures Arc Passe, as Audi ence Listens to Cold, Metallic Drone of Sound Amplifiers Hy CLINTON W. GILBERT Copurittftt. lStO. lu rulllo Ledger Co. San Francisco, July 2. What has become of tho story, the llttlo apposite anecdote that American orators always used to tell when they made n speech? Is the story going tho way of the flowery lungunge with which speakers used to sprinkle their nddrcsscs? In two days of nominating nnd seconding speeches only one story wns told, and that one wns told by n woman seconding tho nomination of John W. Davis, of West Virginia. It was the rather fnmlllar ono nbout the little girl In the Sunday school class who described the creation of woman by snying that God took the brain out of man nnd made In into a woman. But why was ouly one story told? Have spcakeis got as self-conscious nbout stories ns they have about the purple patches of oratory? Do they ask themselves painfully, Is this story old? And then refrnin from telling it through fear? Old-fashioned speakers like Chauncey M. Dcpcw, who addressed the Chicago convention, tell stories. Vice President Marshall, who hasn't nil dressed this gathering, always tells ttories. But nil these picked proposers of candidates here made nomination a serious business. They recited the achievements of their heroes as if they were reading nn extract from W ho s Who. Thev told how their candidates if nominated would carry their party to victory. Thev were stiff, dull, con ventional and impersonal. They never ventured on inising a laugh. Ihey never established any relation of in timacy between themselves nnd their audiences. They were liko school boys speaking pieces, except two or three of tho women seconders, who drama tized what they had to bay better than any of tho men. Tin Horns a Difficulty The most successful of the women speakers ucted their parts to u certain extent, though It Is difficult to uct when j oil must stand in one spot all the time 'for fear the tin boxes of the amplifier which catch up the voice and carry it to the big house over the speaker's head and thus shoot It to the remotest paits of the hull shall not got the sounds properly. Chairman Robinson hnd to run OUt and cnicn one u uiv nunu'ii who was moving forward on the 10s trum to establish rilations of more intimacy with tho audience and lead her back to tho correct spot. In n moment more she would have been too close to one of the sound trnps and her voice would hnve come out of it liko a toar of tin thunder. It is hard to be dramatic when you must keep your toe on u certain (lower on the carpet and your eye directed at a cer tain spot in tho gallery. Oratory has been killed by self -consciousness. Wo nro ashamed of elo quence for fear it may be falso elo quence, spread-eagleism, Fourth of July Stuff, nild now wo seem in uuvc kk ashamed of the story or aueedoto which took the place of eloquence when striv ing for effect beenmo unfashionable. Wc have cultivated a style of speak ing which is suited to a meeting of n chamber ot commerce or board of direc tors, or a committee, or a hearing of nn appollato court, nn Informal, busi ncssllko talk, aud it is utterly unsulted to appearances before big crowds nnd in large halls like the Auditorium or the Coliseum. Public Wants Drama In a big ciowd n speaker is rather seen than henid. A big crowd has drama in its consciousness rnther than nnvthinc else. It goes to the conven tion to sco the show ; besides, no people wns ever moro occupied with drama than tho American people. It is a movie-going people. It demands ami receives drama In Its press, personali ties, incidents, sidelights rather than serious discussion such as Is found iu European Journals. Yet thero is no dramn in orntory now; it is going to bo difficult to put drama in orntory which has to come nut of n big star fish of tin horns suspended in tho air before It reaches tho audi ence. The convention finds its drama In the demonstrations, tho cheering, singirie"of songs, wnvinc of flags, carry ing pi standards in parades about tie 1 LET'S HAVE THE hall. In the fray of voung cheer leaders, in the booming of the organ. You sit in the convention, the voice out of the tin horn thumping your ear drum, hut hardly penetrating any further and waiting for tho moment when the speech is finished and all emotions are let loose in the uproar of the demonstration. Without tho dem onstrations tho convention would be In tolerable. No one could stand hours of dull assertions coming out big tin horns. Drama Now Follows the Speech But nfter all this textbook stuff comes tho drnnin. There vou have the candidacy In action. You listen not to the speech thnt somebody mndo in the nig tin horns, but to tho volume of noise that follows. Tho men who heard Demosthenes in Athens were keen crit ics of every gesture ho mnde, every ex pression thnt crossed his face, evesy cadenco of his voice. We pay no at tention to such things; wo nre keen critics of demolish ntions. How much of tho noise is real nnd how much Is fictitious? How many votes do those cheers represent? Does the candidate possess tho galleries or the delegates? We mensiiro the candidacy not by speech that is made for it. not by tho recitation of the candidate's claims to office, not by the impression that tho nominating speech mnues upon 1110 ucie gates, but by the drama that follows the presentation of his name. Tho duy after you remember tho graceful young cheer lender on the rostrum, tho woman in tho gallery Haunting a ban ner, the young mau with the mega phone; tho man who presented his name whose picture fades Into one of n .suc cession of slightly gray, slightly bald, stiff, awkward figures on tho rostrum who maneuvered tluir arms badly and moved their lips while the great star fish of tin horns brayed platitudes. CHOICE OF PROVOST LIKELY IN THE FALL Alumni Committee Considering Many Candidates for Per manent Penn Head The tnsk of selecting n provost for the University of Pennsylvania will con tinue for the rest of the summer, with alumni representatives and trustees meeting in frequent conference. This Is Indicated In a statement is sued today by Judge J. Whttuker Thompson, United States Distiict Court, who is chairman of tho sub committee of tho 100 alumni of tho Uni versity named last wlutcr to aid in choosing a suitablo man for piovost. Dr. Jostnh II. Penniman, formerly vice provost, Is now acting provost, and has taken over the duties nf University aduiinlstintinn. Ho probably will con tinue as tho acting head of tiio insti tution until next fall nt least. The first regular monthly meeting of tl.e board of trustees will not bo held until the start of the ntxt tchool jenr. EITH'S YVETTI3 KIVIAT I'renents "VANITY FAIR" With FRANCIS X. DONIIUAN & CO. Lois-Josephino & IIcnning-Lco The fllrl and tlin Tlnv aAMjAailRIUkMAItTIN, GOllDON &. FOItD NICK HUFFOKD and a Wonderful Bhowl' G -..; ,L- SHOWS DAILY aiTlCrC fiiiht imiusuntation HAitoLD riEM, wniairrs ESETSoTHE SHEPHERD 25o, 600 rsSV OF THE HILLS 26c, 00c. 7Ko NUXT WEEK "PAKSCnH-Uy WILLOW GROVE PARK Victor Herbert .' Orchestra Tonight Mr. Fred Landau, Violin JULY 4TH AND BTH ' Musla ravlllon-'neseryed Sens jKQv on ! t th Park ' t U. REST, OF IT!" .M in the latter part of September or early October, and unless a special board meeting is called no successor to Doctor Smith can be named beforo fall. To Discuss Candidates Mcanwhllo the subcommittee of which Judgo Thompson is chnirman will con tinue to discuss candidates and their merits, nnd will welcome nil sugges tions. They will bo referred to the trustees. Tho committee met last Monday night at tho Philadelphia Club. Among those present were five of tho seven trustees who nic members of tho subcommittee. Action taken nt this meeting and future plans for selecting n provost vveto announced by Judge Thompson in the following statement: "The committee of one hundred and the subcommittee upon tlie selection of provost have recognized from the out bet the fnct that the authority nnd re sponsibility for tho selection of a provost rests entirely with tho trus tees, nnd it hns been the desire of the comraitteo only to bo of assistance in, obtaining information, or in making suggestions reflecting so far as posslblo the views of the alumni which might be helpful to tho trustees, nnd under all circumstances to do nothing to em barrass them in their important work. Hold Frequent Meetings "Tho subcommittee has held frequent meetings since tho time of Its appoint ment nnd hns endeavored to obtain tho best information nvallablo to place at the disposal of the trustees. Tho trus tees have welcomed such suggestions and information ns wo have been able to givo In tho most courteous and friendly spirit. "During tho last week, at their In vitation, 11 conference was had between a committee of the trustees aud our subcommittee nt which the situation was fully discussed aud the opinions of our committee given careful and re spectful consldcrnliou. I nm not at liberty to discuss whut took place at tho conference, but feel that every alumnus should know that, whllo tho work of its subcommittee is of such nature that publicity would only cm hart ass tho trustees and render the work of our committeo Ineffective, we feel highly gratified nt the cordial re lations existing nnd have full confi dence that tho trustees will work out u result most satisfactory to all con cerned." Market St. b. 10th 11 A. M. to 11 F. IL EUGENE O'BRIEN In "A FOOL AND HIS MONEr" Added Muck Bennett's "QUACK DOCTOR" Next Week CLAltA K1MHALL YOUNCJ In "FOIl THE SOUL OF IIAFAKL." DAI A fT 1-H MAHKUT STREET rPi.L,iL 10 A. M.. 12, 2, ai4J SMS, 7:45, 0:30 P. U. BERT LYTELL ALIAS JIMMY VALENTINE Nt. Wit. WM. d. HART In "SAND" A J CHESTNUT ST. Bol. 10TI1 rcaclia 10 a. m.. 12. 2, um, C:4S, 7:40. 0:30 I. M- "HI D I ADY 31" with ULU J-u l EMMA DUNN Nt. Wk Mury Miles Mlnter, Jenny Be Good V.: MARKET STREET Ab. OTII ictoria 0 a. m. to 11 nn v. m. PAUL1NL frKLDLKlCK. In "The Woman in Room 13" Nt. Wit. TOM MIX In "DESERT LOVE" i A DITHI 1- MARKET STREET VrU 1 UL JOHN DARRYMORB la "Dr. Jekyll t. Mr. Hyde" O trITM'T' MARKET ST. Re). 17TI1 rliVjjl.lN 1 ETHEL CLAYTON In , "A LADY IN LOYS" "T rMJC MARKET fiTREET LlLiVjOIli AT JUNIFElt 11 A. M. to 11 P. M. CONTINUOUS vaudkvillt: DURT EARLE AND 8 QIRLB; OTHERS CROSS KEYS "Vu'.Rtt AI WHITE'S REVUE 'OF 1020 BROADWAY ftiTto'v WKhT I'HILA HIOH SCHOOL nANIl WANDA UAWLEY In "MISS HOBOS ' Chestnut St OPERA HOUSE V-nesinUC OI. CooIeBt ThrKtre In Tows MATS. 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