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MRS. WILSON TELLS ABOUT l
SOME TENNESSEE' RECIPES
i
Fruit Season Gives Opportunity
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Delicious Custards,
lly MKS. M. A. WILSON
(CepvrtcM, IH. by .lr. .V. -I. iv'lliem.
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fill". rtaiiTtuti
WHILE In sunny Tennessee nn op
portunity led me to help prepare
some wholesome country toad for n
church social. And now ttmt the fruit
M.on Is In full swing, I thought per
haps you would enjoy wiinc of these
delightful form food. You know thnt
the southern housewife is ii true nrlto
crnttin her kitchen : clip looks well to
the ways of her houvphold mid Is very
nrotid of her old fiimllj recipe, for
tlirito gentle mother of the southern
households will mi mat wiiciiicr or not i
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iney nine ii.-ii. i...... Bi.....j m. ... ""nmi COver thp top thickly with blue
to eat bought food
So. with the help of n charming
daughter, we planned nud served pud
dings mid enke.
Itlnrk Chocolate Nut Cake
Dace In a mixing bowl
One cup nf brnirn siipar,
One cup of molasses,
TxeO'thirds eup of shnrtenimj.
One e'ga.
Cream well and then add
TicQ'thtrds cup t coeort.
One cup nf mill:.
i Four cups of sifted flour.
Three Iciel tablespoons of baking
poicdcr, '
' Tco and one-half cups of finely chop
ped nuts,
Teo teaspoons of cinnamon,
Onr-cighth teaspoon of rlnves.
One-half teaspoon of nutmeg,
Tim Irn.nnnH nf vmillln.
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Pans and bakp in a slow oven for forty-
five minutes Cool and then ice with I
Lemon Water Icing ,
Dace in a bowl I
Tico-thirds nip of .X. V.Y suoar.
One tablespoon of cornstarch.
Sift to mix aud then tie just enough
hot lemon juice to make it mixture that
will spread. Ice just the tops of the j
cakes and score with a knife, which hai
been dipped in hot water, to make
marks for the slices, ji() not cut tills,
cake until n day old. Peanuts ma b
tucd in this oaKe.
Raspbeiry Shortcake
Place in a mixing bowl
Tieo cips of flour.
One teaspoon of suit.
Tiro level tablespoons of
baking I
poicdcr.
7'ico fcrrf tablespoons of sugar.
Sift to mix and then rub in four table
spoons of shortening ami use ten table
spoons of mill? to form to a dough. WnrK '
in the bowl until smooth nud then turn j
on a pastry bonrd and roll out half-inch
thick. Cut with cookie cutter ami then I
spread each bUcuit lightlj with hort-'
enlng. Put both sides, coered with l
shortening, together sandwich nvle
Flace on n baking sheet and bake in a
hot oven for fifteen minutes.
When baked remove from the oven.
split nnd till with crushed and sweet
ened raspberries. Cocr with more
crushed raspberries and
serve with
cream
Itice Caramel Lake '
f Uub one cup of cold boiled rice i
through n fine sieve, place in a mixing!
bowl and add
One cup of sugar.
One cup of molasnes.
Tico-thirds cup of shortrnino
Xolhs of two eggs,
Sico-thirits cun of meoa.
Tieo and one-halj cups nf flour.
Five teaspoons of Ink inn tioicdrr.
One cup of milk;
One teaspoon of cinnamon.
One tranpoon of vanilla.
One-half teaspoon of nutmeg.
One-eighth teaspoon of allspice.
Reat to mix thoroughly and then bake
In well-greased and floured round cake
pan In it slow oven for fiftj minutes.
Cool and then ice with caniniel icing,
xvhich is made ns follows: Place in i
saucepan
Tiro rups of brnirn sugm.
One-half cup of n operated milk.
vnc laiiicspnnn of butter,
Cook Until the llllVtlire forme n tf.
ball when tried in cold water Pour !n
n fine stream upon the ,tifflj beaten
whites of two eggs adding
i " ! i t'l J'li.
One teaspoon of roniHa.
Spread the cake This rake will keep
Mrs. Wilson's
Mrs. William K nnd Mr- . II. (I.
sent oulj a mniket list, hut no menu.
My dear Mrs Wilson I submit the
following menu for jour criticism in the
menu contc-t
MRS. C. D. D.
f nglish Strir
Creamed 1'cns Cabbnnc Salad
Radhhcs Scullions
feed Tea Rhubarb fir
Hamburg sttak !0 1."
Potatoes 1.",
One dry onion oi
Peas, qunrter peek "."
Milk 04
Cabbage u
Mayonnaise rr,
Rrcad 07
Rutter . lo
Radishes nnd scullions, out of gar
den.
Ten , or,
Ico ... . . .IIJ
Rhubarb . . .0s
1'Mour ii,"
Shortening OJ
Sugar . .11'
HUSBAND'S
J t-HE MAGNESIA
DOCTORS RECOMMEND
for C ns . s K, ,
lion j nn h t VIhkt , mm
Sglil n j ilia W . t r ii ., m
PEARL BORAX
SOAP CHIPS
are made from the fam
ous Pearl Borax Soap.
, Is any further recom
mendation necessary?
ftfrCTrOH
t
for Maltine Some of These
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Fritters and Cakes
1 moist for nenrfy" n week. A cup of cooked
nii'i inahcil sweet potatoes may replace
the rice If desired.
Itlurbrrry Pudding
l'lnee in n howl
Three-quarters cup of sirup.
One-half cup of shoricninn.
One epp,
(hie and onC'hatf rups of flour,
Four teaspnom of hakina poitder,
Onc-hnlf teaspoon nf soil.
Olic-half cup of milk.
Two rint of tcell-ieasheJ and
clcanicd bliicbcrrici. ,
ltent to mix mid then turn Into well
Rrrilsc,i nnt) floured ,!.,, i,,,cr rkp pan
ikiiii in iuia uuii urn iimii i
berries. Hake for thirty minutes in n
moderate oven. Serve hot, cutting In
plc-shnped pieces and coer with cus
tard sauce.
Raspberry Cup Pudding
IMace In n mixing bowl one cup of
talo bread rnnnb. Pour over tho
crumb one cup of boiling milk. Now
add ix teaspoons of shortening and
bent hurd to blend, then add
One rap,
'I ico -thirds cup of sugar, preferably
brown, ,
One mnd one-quarter cups of flour.
Tiro cups of crushed raspbrrries.
Four let el teaspoons .of baking
poicder.
Heat to mix and then pour into well
greased custard cup, filling thp cups
about two-thirds full. Set the custard
cupi in a baking pan hut do not add
nnj water, lluke In a moderate oven for
twcnM tie minutes. Serve witli cus-
Prult letters
Place in a mixing bowl
One egn.
Tiro teaspoons of sugar.
One cup of flour.
One-half teaspoon of salt.
Tiro lerel teaspoons of baking poicder,
One-half cup of milk,
One tablespoon of salad oil.
It cut hard to mix and then add one
and one-half cups of well-washed and
drained berries. Mix gently, just to
cover fruit with the batter. Drop in
small spoonfuls into smoking hot fat mid
frj until golden brown. Lift and then
drain for a moment on n wire spoon.
Turn on n plntter covered with a paper
napkin to ahvoib the excess fat. Serve
with crushed and sweetened fruit.
Summer apples, pared and cut in thin
slices, peaches nud other fruit may be
used for variety, as well as the berries. ;
Rran Wafers
Place
Tin ee-quarters cup nf suoar,
Onc-hnlf cup of shortening.
One r7.7.
in mixing bowl and cream well. Now
add
One-half rup of sour cream.
One teaspoon of baking soda.
Heat to mix and then udd
7 tro cups of bran.
Tiro cups of flour,
One teaspoon of canilln.
One teaspoon of cinnamon.
Work to n smooth douch nnd tlipn
roll out one-quurter-lnch thick and cut
with u cookie cutter. Hrusli the top of
,.,.), rookie with shortening and cover
thickly with finclj chopped peanuts,
Hake in moderate ocu for eight min-
utes
Oatmeal Wafers
Place in a mixing bowl
One nnd one-half cups of fine ground
oatmeal.
One and one-half cups of flour.
One cup nf bran.
One teaspoon of salt.
One cup nf brown suoar,
'hie teaspoon of nutmeg
Mi. between the hands to blond
thoroughlj and then rub in two-thirds
cup of shortening. Now place in a cup
One egq.
One-half rup of milk.
One teaspoon of bakina soda.
Reat to mix and then use this to form
the dough. Now add two cups of seeded
raisins nnd work to a smooth mass.
Roll out one-half inch thick. Cut with
n cookie cutter and then brush each
ookie with milk and sprinkle lightly
u-l-l. Iifnun uncfi.
I rw, nf flw,tn ,.t , .-.,.. .
licious old-time dimities . tliev w'ill keen
until used, if kept under lock and key
ifiin thn rmfninn l....-l. l . i
.chopper, and use the finest or nut but-
1 ter knife.
Menu Contest
i:
Salt, pi
Total ff.X
Tin- i a splendid menu, but where,
oh where, can jou buy one pound of
namhurg srenk for fifteen cents? Your
allowance would permit you to pur
chase the meat nt a regular price.
Mv dear Mrs Wilson This is mv
menu for four piople
MRS. E It.
'uriimber
Salmon ro ucttes
Hair Kept Beautifully
Wavy, Indoors or Out!
IT jo.i hih.I a little liquid
i "7. a". M"" 'lolnir ui our hair
Ii "III have iv nrcttlrr ot and
iirl than uroliublv It tins Tr lin.l.
Thr wuvlnrss will limit nerfrotlr
iiHiiirul, nnd the hair will be slcrk
iirul bIossv like plush, it will re
main In url the loiurrnt time, re
ciirillrss of heat, wind or molntnre,
nml vnii won't lime to Imi eontlnu.
hIIv futslnc with loose ttrund or
to Inc end.
Liquid silmrrliie Is, of rourte.
entirely Imrmlrsi. U lenvrs no
Mlrkj, rrenio or streiikr tnvee. It
Is ulso nn evrellrnt ilresklnK for the
h i r. keeplnr It Jrllililf ull j ort ivnd
. ' '', x ..!!, ""n from your
ilniieist will lu.t for vrreki. It l
iet upnlleil with a rlean tooth
hrusli, draw Inc this ilovrn the full
lenstli of the Imlr. Adv.
Ladies! Use Buttermilk
to Beautify Complexion
This Delightful New Vanishing
i Cream Containing True Buttermilk
Is Guaranteed To Make You Look
Younger or Money Back.
Just Try It.
Oet a small quantity ut nny plmrmary
by simply atklnr for Ilonnrd' lluttrr
milk Crruni nnd mnite It dally Into the
fure, neck, arm and hands. The direr
lions are tlniple and It roste o little that
uny rirl or woman ran afford It, Your
complnlou rnunt quickly thaw u derided
liiiprorrment or your dealer l authorlied
to return your money without question
thnuld you b dlaautUflrd,
No matter whether you are troubled
with wrinkles, hard little line around
the pmutli und eje, roirse, snllow,
fuded-lool.lnc akin or almnly roiichnrai
nnd iislnrss raused In wimi und enn, uu
will llnd thut all these trials nulrkiv d
upiieur wllli tli use of this Jld.fnshtourd
bruuly retlpe brousht up to date.
Howard's lluttrmJlk Cream la only
vjiold on a positive caaxai4e of satlsfao-
Creamed Pca Mashed Potatoes
Bread Butter
StciccdJ'runes Cocoa
Cucumber '.$0.0."
Salmon i 2."
rent "
.-. tn
r.ggK '"
stn btm . ... .03
111 K ... ..I. .... H'l'
Potatoes i.l. . 1. 11!
Itread .. .10
Huttcr
.no
.12
.02
.o.-.
.02
Prunes
Cocoa
Sugar
Salt, pepper,
flour.
Total i $1.-11
There Is not sufficient fcreen food In
this menu. Menus should be planned
with the seaon of the jear lu mind.
Honor List
I
Mrs. fhercse Frocndhoff,
2701 South Mole street.
MENU
Raked Spanish Veal Balls
Tomato Rauco
Scalloped Potatoes
dinted Carrots and Peas
Hndhe Ruvslan Dressing
Strawberry Pudding
Ilrwid and Rutter Coffee
SALES SLIP
One and one-half pounds veal
One enn tomato puree
50.88 1
n", I
Half of ouarfer peck potatoes l..
Three carrots 04
Peas 20
One head endive Oil
One box strawberries 20
One loaf bread 0!)
Coffee Oil
Salt nnd pepper 02
Vinegar, mustard and olive oil... .0."
Milk OS
Rutter 07
Onion 01
Flour 0!
One egg
.0t
One lemon 01
One green pepper 01
Sugar OS
Total '..$l..-0
Mrs. M. J. GuUek,
Yorkship Village,
Camden, N. J.
MENU
Raked Tomatoes Mashed Potatoes
Rnttercd Reels Peas
Kresh Lettuce Ixaves
Rrcad Rutter Tea
. Rrcad Pudding
SALES SLIP
Four large tomatoes S0.20
One-eighth peck old potatoes 1,"
Two bunches beets 10
One bend lettuce 10
I One ran pens 10
. One loaf bread 10
One-fourth pound butter 17
i Two eggs 10
One pint milk Ot
Filling
. .10
. .04
. .10
. .04
51.40
Seasoning
Sugar
Tea
Mn
R. McCavsland.
Merlin, Pa.
MENU
Rnhrx! Macaroni nnd Cheese
Sliced Tomatoes Mashed Potatoes
String Rcnns Lettuce
Tea or Coffee Rread and Rutter
Slewed Rhubarb
SALES SLIP
Onc-hnlf package macaroni So. 0!
One-fourth pound chec.e 11
One pint milk- 07
Three small tomatoes IS
One-fourth peck potatoes (new).. .SO
One quart string beans 10
One head lettuce 10
Tea or coffee 0."
Sw eetening 0."
One loaf breail 111
Three bunches rhubarl 10
Sw eetening 0."
One-fourth pound butter 18
SI .4(1
List of Clothes
To locate snrments thnt have beeu
packed awn , be sure to tack an item-
irril list on the inside cover of the chest.
7"1"',nm,e Pla" is convenient for the
bu,,lu e. bnr' ,AnJ' timc -ft nrment is !
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list.
Year After Year
The same people eat
Grape-Nuts
and year by year new thousands become
converted to the same good custom.
Grape-Nuts is distinctive among prepared cereals, hot only
in form and flavor, but chiefly because
of its surpassing food value.
Grape-Nuts builds tissue
for body and brain.
In this food are preserved, in easily
digested form, the concentrated nourish
ment of all the best that wheat and
malted barley can provide.
Trial shows a way to better health and sturdiness. There
is no better breakfast food than
Grape-Nuts
"There's a Reason"
Made by POSTUM CEREAL COMPANY, Inc.. Battle Creek, Mich.
I
Please Tell Me
What to Do
Ry Ol'NTIHA
Believe In Good-Night Klsc
Dear Cynthia Kindly have this
printed In nnswer to "M. It. M.." whoso
item appeared in Saitirday night ft
Kvenmvo PtiiM.tr T.tsnnKlt. ntatlne "he
does not klsft her." This la our first
letter to your column and wo hope to
see It In print
W'c are two respectable younpr New
Yorkers and have many friends of both
sexes. Wo also keen steady conipmu
with two xcry nice yoiinir men who
ecarl us to theatres, dances, parties,
etc, but tho point la this: wo believe In
the "(tood-nluht kiss." an there Is nb-
folutcly no tinrm In It nnd It can never
darken your honor; and as for calling
our Rpiitleman friend down for merelj
puttlnc his arm nrourtd you. why. we
would call that the first step towruru
the old maid's home.
What wo believe In Is "one" real
"pal."
We do not believe In accepting pres
ents such ns rlnss. ete.. however.
Hoping Cynthia can flntl apace fflr
this, we remain,
TWO RISSI'KCTADLK N17W YORIC-
i:ns."
Praising "Ex-Top Kick"
Deer t'vnthln .lust n line to thank
the "Hx-Top Kick" and his buddy, "A
Mere Corporal," for taklntr up for us
Rlrls. ' read yopr letters and I thliill
inry nrp juri woiiupriui. tun bhui
IIIUUIIIIUI t.llV.t JJ C ...Mfc ,, .. ..w.v
cry Is Jealousy. M, M. C.
A Broken Hearted Lassie Your other
letter was nnswercd. But If you looked
for the replv In the Pcnuo I.EoaRn, you
did not find It of course. The FUnuc
I.KDonn nnd tho Kvenino runttc
l.r.unKn are two separnte and dlEtlrret
papers, though owned by the same com
pany Ctnthla .answers letters on the
Woman's Pago of the Kvenino public
LrnnRR.
You are making a mlstalte in encour
aging the young man In question? Re
does not iiunK cnougn or you to war
rnnt your cat Inc so much. Take your
people's adlce and do not worry oer l
lh .ounc man. There are plenty ofi
other "good nsn in the sq't.
She Does Not Hate Herself
Pear Cjnthla To friend "Bachelor':
This Is Just a simple note to express my
opinion of his letter.
I must sny half of the letter was truo
and the other half was not.
Mr. "Bachelor," I am a college grad
uate, the best housekeeper any one could
find: a singer, dancer nnd a ery good
buslnes. woman At the present tlm,
I am holding nn executive porltlon. Ana
last but not least the best pal a man Oi
woman could find.
I have met tho type of woman you
'"scllied In dance balls, and also on
Matkct street, etc. Yet, "Bachelor." I
hae also met the rent girls.
1 often thtnk tint life ! sad Its
best I have friends, oh, lots of them,
but t hae not as yet met u man I
could reall love. I have had pro
posal? sounds funny ljut 1 had to
laugh thfin off, for the men J would
never h,ie married.
T know. "Bachelor," It's hard to find
tho real true, natural folk nowadays,
but the re here I am a very goou
dresser; u?e no paint or powder, for th
simple reason I don't need any. I have
a little runabout of m own und I take
a spin eer night. Sometimes I llko
to ride alone nnd think; other times a
voting turn Is very acceptable.
I eertalnlv Mould like to know you,
"Bachelor" It's too bad we havo to
obey tome rules, but still we runv meet
yet, nnd if we ever do I nm quite sure
ou won't be disappointed
Cheer up. "Bachelor." l.ook for a
plrl like jour dear mother. They exist.
And when you have found her write In.
A TRUE PAL.
JOIN the
PRIZE MENU CONTEST
and send in the best S1..10 dinner
for four people thnt you can think
up. You may win one of tliebc
prizes : '
FIRST, $2.r.O.
SECOND, SI.
THIRD, $1.
Rules The foods used must be
staples nnd in season. The menu
must bo necompnnlcd by n sales slip
showing the cost of the materials
used. The name and address of the
sender and the date must be clearly
written. Address all menus to
Mrs. Wilson's Menu Contest,
Evening Public Ledger,
Independence Square
A COOL SILK DRESS
FOR THE SUMMERTIME
LJl l jJw
W 9
The side cascades arc the principal
features of this dainty frock. They
are made of the silk, nlcoted nnd
full enough to give a little bouf
fancy at the hip. Metallic ribbon
forms the girdle. The wlde-brlm-ncd
hat Is made of white taffeta
with u sash of the same llbbom
Adventures
With a Purse
I
GAZED nt them in sheer delight ns
he held them over the back of his
hand. "Look at the light in tiietn," he
cxclnlmrd. "And notice how 'wdl
mntched they nre. Notice the holes
where they are pierced, how small nnd
clean they nre. It's one of the best
buys in pearls I have ever made." And
I linnly believe him. They are twenty-four-inch
strings, with gold clasps, and
are of Just the right medium Rizc. I
noticed the original prlre tag on n string
which said $!. Rut now they nre SU.
I will admit freely thut I nm not expert
In my judgment of pearls, nnd I nm
rather confident thnt I could not distin
guish an Oriental pearl from n really
clever imitation, but I do know enough
about pearN to know when I see the
glowing lights nnd velvety sheen of these
pearls thnt here is, good value.
There is n certain shoo, shop here in
town that has n most interesting sale
after the beginning of the season. At
those times you can nnd there bargains
that will delight you. And by good luck
I was passing there the other day and
noticed" fhrit one of these sales is now
In progress. Shoes that were originally
priced at 511 and $12.f0 have been low
ered to 8.00. Shoes that onco bore the
prices S1-.50 and $15 can now be had
for 510.1)0. And there nro even some
miscellaneous stylea that have been re
priced to Sfl.00. Among these many
shoes you will find all styles and colors.
I saw black dress pumps, white pumps
and oxfords, and those smart low shoes,
white, with bands of tan or black leath
er across them. Here you will find ex
cellent values.
1MPORTF4J
POMPEIAN
. OLIVE OIL
The quality ia supreme; the
price low, quality considered
s.
fhe Woman's
Exchange
Studio at Betzwodd
To ths r.Mor of, IVomon's t'iioc'
Dear Madam Could you plea ten
me tho nnme of studio In Beliwood.
Cart jou go by trolley? If o, now I
ANXIOUS.
This Is known as tho UeUwood SI"'1'.0;
It IS not possible -to Kot there direct
by trolley, but there Is a tra Infri oni
Broad Street Station which takes you
directly to the studio.
Ice Cream Stains
To the Editor of Woman' root:
Dear Madam You nave he ped mo
onco beforo In your valuable column.
I bono you will help mo again. ' am
n. bright lavender evening gownj of ?'",'
It Is all spotted up with Ico cream stains
Can yon please tell mo tho best ."?
clean It so It will not fade? Also what
Is good to clean ti gas Iroit? '" '
rusty from not being used for some time.
Cnibon tetrachloride, w hlch "',''
buy nt any drug store. Is the best tin ng
to use for removing these still "";;
will not Injure the satin. n" '','",:;- -removes
stains of this kind P'Vlil'nK
A way to clean: rusty Iron, something
like the'chemlcal way of c e anlng Bluer,
Is to attnch a piece of ollnnr zinc '
tho article with a piece of wire, and et H
He In a pan of water to which a mo
sulphuric acid has been ad led ine
Iron should be. washed thorough'! nd
oiled afterward,
The Question Corner
Totlay's Inquiries
1. Whk color shade or bulb for nn
electric light Ih cosiest on the
2. In Tvhnt convenient shnpe Ii n
pillow mndo to fit the end of a
H. How i nn nttrnctlve lnmp Mmdc
fnchioned put of stiff Mlk?
1. What material forms n pretty
collar for n dark blue serge rape
j. What dowers nre very popular ns
trimming for evening gowns nnd
lints this season?
0. Describe n ueful device for hold
ing, n joung bnby In on automo
bile. Yesterday's Answers
1. Half a cup of vinegar to n gal
lon of water should be used to set
the color in pink cotton mate-
'2. An'nttraetlvc basket for sewing
or dnrning is decorated with
flowers made of loops of bright
colored nrn. . ...,...
.1. A chnrming color romumimm.
for the porch flower box enn be
achieved by plnnting pink gera
niums in n light green box.
4. An ndjustnble baby carriage con
venient for tise in stormy weather
hns a wnter-proof hood thnt pulls
up over the top, nnd side curtains
thnt nre trnnspnrent.
5. Dnlntv white slippers for the
bride "nre attractively trimmed
with bouffant rosettes of white
C. A convenient device for poaching
eggs has n high brim, that keeps
them in the proper shape nnd
place, while the bottom is per
forated to let the water drain off
when the eggs nre removed from
the part.
PARKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
Butiornnandraa-StopallairFaUlac
Kestorea Color and
BeantT'c Grar and Fadsd Hair
m. ana si w av omrriivs.
Itlsros Clwn. Wks. p.theens, V T.
After the ball game
the finest thing for a
real he-boy to take is a
refreshing, up-building
glasa of good Butter
milk. It takes that tired
feeling away in a
jiffy!
Crram
BUTTBKMILK
is the standard of
what a good Butter
milk ehould be. It
does not vary from
day to day and this
is due to the absolutely
scientific way in which
it is made. It js whole
some, palatable, does
you a world of good
and i fresh every day I
May We Serve
You a Quart
Tomorrow?
Phone Baring 205
Abbotts Alderney
Dairies, Inc.
3l6tanahcstnut. Both Phones
Havo You Tried
1 Abbott3 Ice Cream?
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"IF IT WEREN'T SO AWF.UL
IT WOULD BE FUNNY!"
People Who Arc Blessed Withtlw Gift of Laughing at Th
selves Even in a Sorry Plight Have an Easier
Timc "Than Others
TF IT weren't so awful it would ho
J- funny 1" exclaimed tho June bride,"
ns she pushed n straggling lock' of, hair
info place. Her voice was n half hys
terical mlxture of cxhnustlon, exas
peration nnd helpless laughter. They
had been working nil dny, she and her
new husband, to get their furniture nr
rnnged in tho new npnrtmcnt. They
hnd come homo from their honeymoon a
dny or two before the two weeks were
up, so that they 'could fix things them
selves. The furnlruro was nlmost nil
In pncc, the rugs wero down In the
living room and hnlf thn eh Inn wna un
packed. Tho dining room nnd kitchen
were still in thnt clmotlc stnto which
has come so near to causing mental
breakdowns (u everybody who has ever
moved or "moved In." i
Is there nnjtliing so maddening ns n
kitchen ("such n nlco little kitchen, just
right for somebody who's going to do
her own cooking. Kvcrythlng so com
pact and cay to get nt") filled with n
kitchen table, a barrel of china half
unpacked, n pile of excelsior thrown on
tho floor besldn it nnd n rolled-ttp rug
long enough, apparently, to stretch from
living room to kitchen nnd invested
with power to cntch nny foot'thnt comes
within two yards of It? If there Is nnyr
thing more maddening it's n dlninproom
("not very big, just big enough for two
people and thfc table and sideboard")
nil cluttered up with tho ''makings" of
nn iron bed stnnding ngnlnst the wall,
a tea wagon that gets in the wny from
nny direction nt nil. n mirror that dares
anybody to break It nnd n complaceut
little rocking chnlr swathed In vyrnp
pings; oh, everybody's been through it
once or twice!
Added to nil thnt this Juno bride
and her husband had happened upon n
hot dny for their unpacking. At the
end of the da.v they stonned for n whllo.
The bride prepared n tiny little meal
and found n pnn in which to boll some
water for coffee. The new husband
rummaged In his pockets for matches,
produced two and turned on the gns.
TT DIDN'T light. He waited until the
mntch burnt his finger, then used the
other. There was no mistake. TlflNgas
hnd not been turned on. Thev cnlled
the janitor, but ho wns out. They How
to the telephone to cnll n plumber, but
the telephone had not been connected.
Ji most inusical sound
on a hot summer day is the tinkle of the ice
in a frosty glass of Tetley's fragrant, good
tasting Orange Pekoe Tea. There's some
thing about its delicious flavor that makes
ofte forget all about the heat!
TETLEY'S TEA
makes good
It's the skillful blending that
makes Tetley's such good tea.
There's a hundred years blend
ing experience back of it.
JOSEPH TETLEY & CO., Inc.
New York, N. Y.
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QT when "delicious and re
P freshing" mean the most
Viflih m the Coca-Cola Company '(
'''ffll M ATLANTA. CA. U
In desperation they nppca ed t0 a n.i.i
bor, culled up a plumber, but iW
nftcr hours and ho was iorrV I . '
couldn't help 'them. s tortJr bt hi
The bride looked nbont nt th .1. , '
sighed, between a laugh and a Jh V&
it weren't so nwful It-would b ?.' !'
Tho new husband folio-rVlhrrfe
snw tho eluslvn Ym.. !. ,. ..r SIIDCC.
Hon nnd chuckled Tihrntt uV J,?r;
nnd laughed until they werVeak Kn
ll; Jl!0 tJm? they were able to" t.iv '
n neighbor had come to thn men? ..J
some hot coffee. With this ie l,h
cold sandwiches they were able LMni(
tain themselves until mornlni m'
Tood we couldn't get alonff in. .
it, of course. Hut that nvL t?
the ability to realise that B nllSf i'
funny even if It is awful-Vntffii !
as nccessnry us food. TheVV .r0.1
many of us who nren't blessed tWi it
so many of us. who forget It ), '
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tlvntedl It helps over so tnnnv hinTni
places, through so many dnrk Zz
it keeps tho sun shining on the Mint.!:
Abotfy building food
ur vi i lurcii, easily
digested yet richly
rlavored.
A-trpat for all tke firral
QuickK prepared.
No cgs required.
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