fVff- , k t JW ' - ."Ft.' J, I '' ' fetmino iJubltc Hebgtct 'PUBLIC LEDGER COMPANY ' t."';CYRUS II. K. CURTIS. PataiDiNT Biwriea It. Luainaton, vice i-resiaenu Im C., Martin, Secretary and Treasurer! ifllp B. Colllnt. John U. Williams. John J. Bron. uirrctors. H ,i EDITORIAL BOAIID1 . Ptw tr. t PnnTla. Phnlrman UAV1D K. 8MILEY Editor JVHN a MARTIN... Qeneral Business Mir. 4lshchl dally at Poslio Lkuosji Building, r M4MMn.,n,A Dnit.t. Thl la tlultlhl A. tunc vrtt rrtfunion uuumni SUB Tons 200 Metropolitan lower hoit 701 Ford Building i m. Loon 100S Fullerton Building ,, CMtCAao 1302 Tribune Building ' i NEWS BUREAUS: - WwnmoTOK no mad, M. Hi. rAf P.nH.i'll-iiMl. A. mil 14ftl At NRW Yok Bruno The San Building i . subscription terms Tho KrtNiNO PcnMc I.rnorR Is served t utmrrttwrs In Philadelphia ann urrounnina , towns at th rate of twelve (12) cents rer 4 'Wek, payshlo to the rnr-lor ., i Tlv tnfilt tn nolnla mitftlrt nf ThllftfMnmA. In the Unltrrt States, rnnmla. or United mates pos'JMnns. po!-.. f-ie, fifty inn) ent per month MvahtA In ndvnl 'Six (Id) dollars per yrar, advance. .... . ,, forelim rountr lea one (11) dollar To all forelim pw.momni , . , ., Kti ft r auhcrlorii wlMrt addr'v J, aned must give old as well as new an ', area. MIL, JOM TTAI.NIT KEYSTONE. MAIN SOW KT Address all rominunffotjon.1 to Evening Pvhl'r Ledoer. Indrvendenee Square, Ir-X '"I'aovipnwT, Member of the Associated Press THE ASSOCIATED PHESS is txclusivcly entitled to the use for republication of nil news dispatches irtdlled to it or not othe. uiic credited n fMt paper, and also the local neics pnllMed therein. All right of republication of aprctul 4hpt1chc herein are aha referred. rhllidrlphU, Mondar. Mirth IS. 1'20 A FOUR-YEAR PROGRAM FOR PHILADELPHIA Tlilnrn on wlileh the people expect the nerr ailmlnlatrntlon to concen- trata It attention! The Delaware river bridge. A drydock bfj enough to accommo date the largest ships. . Development of the rapid transit sys tem. A, convention hall. A building for the Free Library. An Art Museum. Enlargement of the water supply. Homes to accommodate the popula tion. A BAD EXAMPLE NO ONE denies the justice of the de mand of the hlch orhool teachers for a Increase in their pay. Many of the t' men teachers, with n family dependent W On tllOni. find If lininiri- tn nir.,it-n In ,; Borne kind of outside work in order to eke out their incomes. A a result the strength and frcwlinc.-s which should be conserved for their work in the class room is impaired. They are now talkins of striking for higher pay. The strike is a brutal weapon. Kfforts are making In indus try to provide machinery or nettling disputes about pay without resort to It. Kansas has set up nn Industrial Relations Court. The Cummins-Kch railroad law pioridcs tribunals before which the disputes may be taken and adjusted without resort to a strike. Is it' beyond the ability of the high school teachers to find a way to state their case with such force that its nn r Its will commend themselves to the salary-paying authorities without the threat of a walkout? Annenls in the past haye often been unfruitful and J0me of the teachers are ilesnernte. hut V itVuld be regrettable to see the tcuih- ers set an example to the pupils which no one would wish the pupils to follow when they begin to work for wages. A There must be ingenuity enough in the teaching lorcc to devise a better plan. A U. OF P. CLUBHOUSE PLANS arc making to acquire a club bouse In New York for tire Univer sity of Pennsylvania alumni in that city. The building in East Forty-fifth street, which Is to be bought if thc plan-goes through, is said to be admira bly adapted for the purpose. Columbia, Harvard and Yale have clubhouses In New York which serve the alumni of those institutions, both resident and nonresident. Pennsyl vania has alumni enough to maintain such nn institution. Harvard has an alumni, clubhouse in Iloston, as well as in New York. Why should not Pennsylvania hnve such a clubhouse in Philadelphia? There are said to be 15,000 alumni living in and near the city. A few of them are members of the University Club, but there are thousands, especially of the younger alumni, who belong to no club. The Harvard club In Iloston was organized primnrlly for the benefit of the younger men for whom them wns no room in the old clubs ni.U for those who were not yet earning incomes hig enough to enable them to pay the large dues of such organizations. Such a club here would foster loyalty to the University nnd keep alive that spirit which began to inspire thc young men when tbey first entered as fresh men. MAINE'S BIRTHDAY MAINE, as a member of thc federal union of states, Is one hundred years old today. Sister commonwealths ad mire and respect this sturdy, pine-clad, rock-bound land. Mniue gave us James O, Illainc, Thomns H. Reed, firt-steps in prohibition anil some of the most formidable Indian names in thc geog raphy. The conditions of Maine's entrance were, however, pregnant with influence on our history. In ISL'O Mniue nnd Missouri knocked simultaneously at the doors of the United States. The result was Clay's Missouri compromise divid ing' the unorganized territory nf the Union into free and slave Mill by the line 80.30. Bartering thus with injus tice bred tragic results. The trade is worth recalling, even While we, ever freedom-hiving, felicitate Jlalne today. "F.xp-duwy," ays Meredith, "Is man's wisdom. Doiur ,, Right Is God's." ' J FRUITS OF NAVAL INQUIRY r? IS.nulte possible that beneficial re sults may flow from the Senate's in vestigation of tho naval conduct of the war. Admiral Sims has frankly nointert I' out certain specific errors which should serve as warnings in future emergencies. I an exercise in hindsicd! h U faquir? is, however, somewhat less rwrontable. "It is hard to say." con- It fesed Mr. Hoover on the witness stand. Ik,, "what would novo lengtiienrd or F BHOVV"CM mc . -juv in t-ijfca us Internal conditions In Germany, the moral of the opposing forces and the !' --- of the Bolshevist propaganda in nAA.miv hnfl much tn dn with It-." ' -!,jio former food administrator merely 'MBliiifiig nnn sec nf reflnnnn. A 'multiplicity can be advanced by other experts. There is indeed an lunhatisf bl TarlctjL of tauses for Germnny's 4ft, ilgw'-lauj wll elft and, assort tlicm for centuries. In Germany it will doubtless be alleged that the general staff committed an Irreparable blunder when it ordered Von Kluck toward Paris instead of toward the chonncl ports. Had the latter course been tnk the LILC f CZ ronZi 'mve Instant and wholesome results. 'n.kI" , '1 J.!.1 Lt.lc0,"?iC.lThereiHnolwtostopspee..latlnn. Hut' might have produced n different victor. In France investigators can "prove" today that it was flrouchy's tardiness, or the sunken road, or the enforced absence of ,Murat which was respon sible for Napoleon's overthrow at Waterloo. Gettysburg, it has been said, Insured the success of the Union. Out in Missouri it can be demonstrated that the gallant Lyons laid the foundations of Federal victory. Hindsight Is n fascinnting game. Any number can play and the rules are made by each Individual participant. SPRING AND SPECULATORS, HOUSING AND MR. TUSTIN A Thumping Job Is All Ready To the New Department of Pub lic Welfare DIRECTOR TPSTIN'S Dcpattment of 'Public Welfare had n blithe beginning. It was launched with luminous speeches. For a glad day or two imaginative persons saw Mr. Tus tin ns n dispenser of happiness and the anointed advance ngent of the civic millennium. It is plain now that n hefty job is looming on the skyline for any one who assumes to be the official friend and guardian of the neglected public; that it Is growing bigger every minute and that Mr. Tustin will have to roll up his sleeves and take a tllng at it with such reserves and re-cnforccmcnts ns he can muster. An astonishing number of people arc wearing out their shoe leather nnd their patience and their faith walking the streets in n vnln search for future shelter for their families. Most of tlicm have orders to vacate dwellings. their present ' They nre not poor people. They art folk who work hard and steadily. They are good citizens nnd often they rep resent the most useful clement in nn orderly society. If they cannot nfford U th". had bcc"no wa,r thp establish -to buy houses It is not always their , n1"" responsible parliamentary gov fault. Thc roofs that shelter them , eminent would have come within a few i i, m,.winn. ,notr nn.l for.vnr.l ear, and the chancellor would have from speculator to speculator and thc time has come for profit-taking. Houses for rent are nlmost unknown, even though one be willing to pay a thump ing rnte. Leases nre expiring nnd orders to vneate are common. Spring is likely to see n grent mnny families evicted into the streets to seek shelter wher ever they may find it. Vacant houses, held for sale at high prices In West Philadelphia ond elsewhere, will not serve to lessen the growing sense of lesentment in these people or to revive their belief in the good order of accepted social practices. There is every evidence of a highly organized effort to profit heavily by the necessities of families caught at a dis advantage. If there Is any imagination In the Department of Public Welfare this state of affairs will not be ignoren. The business of uplift will have to wait until the business of downthrow is attended to. Otherwise when the spring series of forced evictions begins there nre likely to be some startling and picturesque rensscrtinns of the instinct of iclf ' preservation, and thc money now spent on the department oi n cunre niiiy have to be hurriedly diverted to the uses of a new Society for the Preven tion of Cruelty to Real Estate Specula tors and Diputy Sheriffs. Those who now suffer the most anxiety do not invite, desire or need the aid or attention of philanthropists. They arc not Interested In fine-drawn technicalities of Jaw. What they want Is simple justice not merely thc strict justice of legal definitions, but the sort of justice which is commonly defined nud commonly understood ns fair play. They have good reasons to feel that somehow they are being victimized by circumstances ngninst which they have no defense. It is fair to presume that Mr. Tustin does not wish to administer his depart ment for a purely ornamental purpose and that he has been giving some thought to n problem which seems to have been made to order ns a test of his department's capacities. If a time is coming when respectable and thrifty families arc to find their furniture on the pavements and If a considerable part of the population has to seek shelter In armories and elsewhere, talk of play grounds and parks and bathhouses will sound pretty hollow. Unless n plan of campaign is being considered in the Department of Wel fare Mr. Tustin will surely find himself before long in n position ns odd as that of the man who waits for a rainstorm to ronr over his head before he begins to walk nine miles to borrow an umbrella. It has to be admitted that the present housing condition is extraordinary and thnt it will pass. And there is nothing in the stnte laws or in municipal ordinances to check a furious pursuit of dollnrs bv a real estate speculator, who has a vacuum where his conscience ......i.i- m Iim. Hut this does not mean that state and municipal officluls neodJ turn hopelessly from tne general ques tion. Even speculators must recognize in aroused public opinion n power grenter than their own. Speculative activity has its uses, but there are bounds be vond which it cannot snfely go. Owners of real estate have a legitimate right to normal profitH and to the in creased returns that come with Increas ing demand and values. But the arti ficial kiting ot property values to the point of explosion and the attendant efforts to force helpless people to pay this artificial price or walk tho streets are a perversion of the rules of civilized commerce. Mr. Tustin's department, with the aid of Mr. Moore und others, should be able to check this mania by turning thc light upon it nnd on every one who is part of it. If Mr. Tustin wishes to do n realistic sarvlce to the community, he will devote himself to that task with out delay. The housing commission, of which Mr. Ihlder is the scerctnry, has sur veyed the field, nnd hns valuable In formation to contribute in this instance. The Tenants' Association can boast the knowledge of difficult experience. The Bureau of Municipal Research doubt less can do a good deal toward nubile enlightenment. So can the Real Estate Board, which represents the sound nnd permanent factors In the business. The Department of Welfare might accom plish a greit deal by co-ordinating the energies of these various associations nnd ilcvlsluka srstero to tive full pub- BVENINGf PTJBIilO ''liEDGBR-PHlEAiEEPHiA", MONDAY liclty to the iigcncles responsible for a condition that is not only disgusting' but dangerous. What Is nnnarent oh the surface proves thot this procedure might easily i there are laws under which the persons and agencies engaged In every Important real estate transaction nre named in public records. The circumstances attending many sudden and extensive transfers and deals in parcels of dwellings "would speak for themselves if they were clear ly illuminated by somebody In author itV. An Intensive ntinlv nf the methods by which such speculations nre being' One party calls the court "reaction financed might lead swiftly to reforms &," , . . ., , , , from within the system Itself, since it! , T,lc "' mW bc' but thc decision Is apparent that thc fate of Investments ,locJ " l,rnve, ";, fn. .,,,. u1,.mate;vln,,0Ctint TCiT IT th-Mb? uXhcd the cKn' ultimately on the ability of lurge-scale they ,U(1 from nnv ,Icsre t0 protcct speculators to put through get-rich -property. quick schemes In n hurry nucl without They arc much too wise for that, accidents. No court would put the Inbcl of tax A housing conference called at once' dodging on property In order to protcct for n businesslike purpose would be the,"- ' llt , A, , ... , most popular move mndc by any mu- ,. Am' 'n a critical time like this, when ..1.1...1 .i.i..!... .,.. . .v.'.," it Is difficult, to mnke revenues meet ex- t ::' 7L7''"T. "," '" ". f"cr" n:'pendlturcs. no court would curtail the .,;"'"'" url8 ,s uo"' u"orP.oyer of th the crisis arrives. THE SEESAW IN GERMANY QJEVEItAL days must pass before the j'Bnllcnnce nf thc military uprising in Ileriin Is fully understood. It ap pears to have been engineered by thc royalists. Restoration of thc monarchy will be nn Issue In Germany for the next gen eration, regardless of thc outcome of the present movement. This is true whether an attempt is made by thc Entente Allies to prevent thc Germans from setting up nn emperor or to keep the Prussians from putting a king on their vacant throne. The people who will really decide what kind of government ('"ii'au.v Is to hnve live in Germany nud ""t outside of it. """C nen now in power in Berlin p,n.n to give the throne to n Holien- Z0llcrn u, luulre will still be unccr- liuii, iur uic people who were (lenianu Ing a greater share In their govern ment before the wnr have hod a taste of power and will not submit to a com plete restoration of the old conditions. held office nt the plcnsurc of thc Reichs tag instead of at thc pleasure of the kaiser. Anything ran happen in Gcrmnny nnd nny form of government can Inst a lit tle while. It will take years to insure stability, just as It did in Frnnce. LAST THORN FOR SUFFRAGE CURIOUSLY enough there nre several million Republicans eager for speedy senatorial confirmation of Bnlnbridge Colby ns secretary of stnte. Frank L. Polk's nd interim term ns acting bend of the department expires today. Proclamation of constitutional amend ments is one of the duties of the secre tary of state. If Delaware nnd Wash ington soon rntify the suffrage amend ment nnd scnntorini approval or Mr. Colby lags, an awkward situation will be produced. The issuance of passports, requiring cither the signature of the scerctnry of state or the acting secretary, will also he held up. But this foreshadowed difficulty is secondnry compared with the possibility of an eleventh hour nnd fifty-ninth minute obstruction in the wny of fem inine franchise. Certainly the politica freedom of American women ought not to be hindered by the familiar displays of professional political technique which are usual sequels of presidential ap pointments CONSTANTINOPLE "DRY"? THE last place In thc world where the nvernge American would expect to hear of n campaign for prohibition is Constantinople. He has been told thnt tho Turk is forbidden by the Koran to use nlcohol nnd he has believed that the Turk obeyed the injunction. Op ponents of prohibition hnve cited thc poverty nnd squalor of Turkey as proof that squulor and poverty were not due to the consumption of nlcoholic drinks. But word now comes from Constan tinople that the Turkish Green Crescent Society Is about to invite "Pussyfoot" Johnson, or some other American pro hibitionist, to go to that city to direct a "dry" enmpaign. Travelers, however, know that Con stantinople is not "dry." War corre spondents have reported their experi ences nt dinners in the city, nttended by Mussulmans and Christians, at which liquor was served. The Christians drank their cocktiils out of the glass, but the Mussulmans drank theirs through straws, so thnt they might not disobey the Koran, which forbids them to nllow nlcohol "to touch their lips." Constantinople is not wholly Mussul mnn. One-half of its million population is of other faiths and under no re ligious injunction to abstain from al cohol, so it is not unreasonable to as sume that the city is n good field for prohibition workers. USE OF GOOD ENGLISH DOCTOR VAN DYKE'S recent la ments over the decay nf good Eng lish nre doubtless justified. Our language, despite thc fact that declen sions nnd conjugations nre reduced ti n minimum, is tricky nnd slang is nn insidious Invader. The antidote, according to the essayist and ex-dlplomntist, is good rending. This, too. seems obvious, until the spe cific medicine is sought. Doctor Van Dyke suggests Dickens, but the creator of Pickwick had n persistent weakness for writing "don't" for doeRn't. "Con rnd !" perhaps the modernist may cry. But the gifted Anglo-Pole has not yet earned tn distinguish "like" from "ns." Shakespeare in loftiest vein ends his famous passage nbout the stuff of dreams with n preposition. Hardy splits Ills infinitives. Are we to fall bark confidently only on I.indley Murray, or is Doctor Van Dyke himself to save us? The Geneva correspondent of the Evr.MNO Piiimc LKDOKn so frequently nnd so accurately calls the turn on Ger man affairs thot we are justified In dr. daring thnt nur own particular Watch on the Rhine has n Swiss movement. A cynic would probable see in France's unwillingness to tnke official cognizance of Mr, Wilson's letter to Senntor Hitchcock n desire to differen tiate between the President and the politician. Students of the mandnnius system nre undecided whether to pronounce the word with tho nccent on the "dam" or the "mus. "Dollars to doughnuts" doesn't fdcnlfy the great odds the nhrnxn tn,t 1 for when it was first coined. HOW DOES IT STRIKE YOU? Supreme Court's Decision Dcclar ing Stock Dividends Exempt From Taxation la Virtually a Tax on Businesses That Do Not Expand AGIIEXt many words arc being wanted over the Supreme Court's decision' denying the government's power tn inr ntnok ilfrldenils. lie Government to tax unless it felt forced to do so. Had tho war gone on nnd such a decision been mnde. Its consequences would hnve been grave. Should another wnr come the con sequences of this decision may be grnve. The court wns nware of all this. And the dlvjslon of the court in dicates its reluctance. q q q AS FOR benefiting property thc de cision does nothing of the kind. One may pass by thc discontent which such n decision may cause. Thnt probably Is not Importnnt, for If the people want to tax iu the end they always find n wny to tax. But thc Immediate consequences of the decision are not beneficial to prop erty or business. Its chief effect Is nlmost sure to be to fasten the excess-profits tnx, ot least for a time, firmly upon the country. Both pilrtlcs in Congress were virtually agreed nftcr thc election to abolish the excess -profits tot and shift the burden to Incomes. But now it has been shown how a very importnnt part of incomes may escape taxation, nnd it will accordingly be difficult to abolish thc excess-profits tax. And the excess-profits tax is bad for property and bad for thc country. It puts n premium upon extravagance, unbusinesslike methods and Ill-considered expansion. In times when cnpitnl is scarce the world over it in driving capital into future commitments which arc only entered because thus profits avoid tax ation nnd expnnslon may be had, in effect, at forty or fifty cents on the dollar. It promotes" an industrial inflation of the kind thnt precedes n panic, by forcing liquid cnpitnl, to avoid taxa tion, into fixed forms. ' Yet now, us n result of the Supreme Court's decision. If it Is proposed to abolish the excess-profits tnx people will exclaim. "And let the big profiteers escape by declaring stock dividends!" q q q AND thc decision itself promotes ex pansion, besides tending to fasten thc excess -profits tnx upon the coun try. It makes for the "reinvestment of enrnings instead of their division among stockholders. Companies have vnst available funds or extensions of business, "for build ing for the future," for ndditions to plant. Whnt the decision nnd the excess profits tnx do Is to penalize thc neglect to expand. If jou do not add to the plant nnd extend thc business, you arc fined 40, 50. 00 per cent of enrnings. Therefore cxpnnd, expand, expand, far the tax collector'll get you if you don't expand ! q q q EXPANSION is a splendid thing If It Is not carried to excess. It is the normnl course of n young nnd growing country like our own. Ordinarily It goes on fast enough nmong n self-confident people like the Ameri cans. It even gets going so fnst thnt liquid capital is consumed nnd n forced period of stopping and saving ensues. This is the first time that the gov ernment has said to industry through its system ot taxation. r.xpntnl ! Kx pnnd. or I will fine you half your earn ings." The world needs economy. America needs economy. But the United States, by n system of taxation, encourages extravagance. It is not economy to make additions to n plnnt thnt nre not really needed, on thc theory thnt they may or even probably will come to be needed. The economical time to expand is when It is certain thnt expansion will become necessnry. q q q TRUE economy consists In the use of whnt you hnve got ns long as you can possibly moke it do. If the United Stntes should 'say, "I shnjl tnx you 50 per cent of your in come, but nil you spend on clothes nnd food nnd house rent is tnx exempt," we should all buy n good many clothes, store up n good deal of food and live in expensive houses. And the public would suffer nrcord Ingly, and It wouldn't be economy, even though some time we should probably be able to use the clothes and the food. Yet thnt Is precisely what the gov ernment Is doing with its taxation policy, the effects of which will be mag nified by thc latest Supreme Court de cision, q q q TTTORK nnd save," we are told, to VVget the world upon its feet once more. , , Accumulate to repair me waste ot the late war. ' ., ... Tint the Government s poller, bv the heavy penalty It puts upon earnings not used in expansion, says in enect, "Work and inflnte the industrial strue- friirp I" Costs under present conditions would normally keep down speculative cxpan- But what influence hnve high prices when a man having large earnings at his disposal says to himself. "If I don't put this money Into additions to plant or the purchase of future good will the government will take half or two-thirds ot it away irom mo nny how I am only really pnying forty cents on a dollar for my expansion"? q q q SOME say wo have only a fifty-cent dollar today. In that case the government has cut thc profiteer's fifty-cent dollnrs in half nnd mnde It a tweuty-five-cent dollar by saying he can only keep half of It unless he spends It pn expansion. No wonder he Is reckless with his twentyflvo-cent dollar ! It's n queer wny to mnke war on high prices, to tend a lot of twenty-flvo-cent dollnrs out into the world under presssnre of various penalties for failure to be as active as possible I noover'B refusal to talk of whnt he doesn't know would, if emulated, cause considerable reduction in congressional debate. rm Germany's latest mov Knpp'a the climax. , . , ,?i T '- '.!;?" BACKWARD, FORWARD, OR JUST "npjj.-'j.j.. vP'h --4 siajSifATr i 11 1 , F?S'--. p- , ' ..irr -' vrrVi jHy3CjySiPy flsvaaajk- nfsTBBSV-n'-1 JUST GOSSIP ABOUT PEOPLE Nancy Wynne Hears of Another Meeting of Colonial Dames. Dance at Philadelphia Cricket Club THE Colonial Dames, Philadelphia Chnpter No. 2, had another meetiug last week in their rooms nt 400 Locust street and this time they hnd visitors lepresenting several cities with which their chnpter is nfilllnted. New York, Bnltimore mid Washington sent dele gates, nnd the tnlk wns on thc effort thnt is now being mnde to return to thc customs of established courtesy and n higher stnndnrd of dress nnd dancing. Some persons who have not clearly understood the nlm of the Coloninl Dames hnve been poking fun nt the matter nnd several have even suggested that thev wish us to return to the min uet. That is, of course, nil twaddle. Simply because they ore Coloninl Dames does iiot menn thnt they wish to re turn to Coionlal doings. NO, WHAT thc Colonial Dames have asked others to co-operate with them In Is a restoration to good man ners, nnd n proper wny of dressing and dancing, plenty of entcrtnlnment ami wholesome fun, but no vulgar display nor undue extravagance. The meeting of parents toriny nt .Mrs. Chorlton Ynrnnll's home is nrrnnged to enrrv just such an idea through for the entertainment of the younger set. The Coloninl Dames do not seek In nny wny to deprive us of our pleasures or of our pretty clothes. It's a sane, sensible movement organized by the lending women of the city, and I. for tne, think it is one of the finest t hlngs the society has ever done. 'n"rfp when their purpose is fully understood thev will be upheld more than ever. Those who do not go out much these dnvs do not realize thc necessity for ''.?;" -.-.. l,ln If thev hnd cone l,ut much this year they would have been utterly nmnzed, so greatly hoe times changed. , , rri. r.infnl 'nninos hnve chosen tne right time to mnke their efforts known r.nd mny their fine example be followed by many outers s HAVE you licnrd nbout the dnnce which hns been gotten up for the .... -n.... Viifunrv'. tipneur nnd Harrison iu.v ;".;, r b- .7 c.-tri which will be held on Mnrch 2.i at S..W) o'clock, nt the l'Minticipiuu n.-n y ...u. party iiie-le Mrs. James Falmestock. Si. 1 enjomln W, Frnzlcr. Mrs Irvln villi AITS. IlOWIiril urn is, .mn, els Noble. Mrs. Harry ". Potter, Mrs. Henry L. Reld nnd Mrs. John Strublng. A committee mode up of seven of this season's buds has the affair in charge, miir-i'ii " . ,,, iu nlmlnnnn thereof. The other girls who nre assisting : her ore S'nSX Kin.; WW Rold. Elizabeth Strubing and Elolse Wnrrincr. mi IIP. TMnvs and Players' musicale 1 was very Interesting Inst night. I do so like to go to those affairs. They arc so informni aim uh-h- iini,...) rood singing ami playing. Mrs. John Leigo Is usually In chnrge of the mu sicnles nnd she knows whnt good music is believe me! Every one wns there Inst night and wo hnd n fine time. PKOCfY, ns I told you, is four, and she has n mot inquiring mind. In fnct if yon cannot explain nuv word vou 'use In her presence, you hnd better hot use It, for she'll nsk the meaning if she does not know it. The other day Marlon mnde some remark and used the expression for instance. Quick as a wink came the question, " hat is for instnnce, Mnwyon?" And now T nsk you. how nre you going to explnin "for Instnnce"? You say "for example." That means nothing to.four venrs old. So finnlly Marion decided to cIvp her various sentences with "for Instance' In them, until she learned the ,nlng. So she wild "I hnve mnnv ACSAADT?nYDA? ACAT . . MAR' 27 CONOEHT OK Ml'PIC FOH VIOLIN KREISLER TICKFTTS, U to 1T IlOX HEATS. 12.00. "'-Sri .i. i!,w at lienor's. 1UU Chetnut. T?irIion A. C. KLLlS-PMnuay Piano AflADKMY UV 511'HIC BOSTON ""'" "'"' n "' 813 SYMPHONY """" ORCHESTRA EMMY DESTINN Pierre MontdlX Tickets now nn xnlr at rnml'irtnr 4 DANCING LESSONS tr A Teacher for Each Pupil tyj Individual Inetruetlon Exclusive Method 1B20 Chestnut OFFICE SOD Locuat 310.' Mirrorea muum CORT1SSOZ SCHOOL TBAYLOU KNOlNKKItINO AND MANU VAOTIWINO CO. A oinaenu on me common and pre (erred harta of thto company Jiaa bearde ciared. .payable April 1, to tockholder of record March 29, t M&RGft -1520 friends, for instnnce, Mnrlon." And such like sentences were employed. Finally Peggy said. "I see. it's like this: My house hns loKof things In It; for Instnnce, my house!" NANCY WYNNE. SOCIAL ACTIVITIES Mr. nnd Mrs. Samuel Brown McCabe, of 2217 St. James plnce, announce thc engagement of their daughter. Miss Mnry Elizabeth McCabe. nnd Mr. Allan Enrnslmw, of Germnntown. ' Miss McCnbe Is a sister of Mrs. Henry Du plessle Beylnrd. of Louisville. Ky., nnd Mrs. William Simpson ,1d. of Overbrook. Judge nnd Mrs. MncKenzie Moss, of Bowling Green, Ky., nnnounce the en gagement of their daughter, Miss Mary MncKenzie Moss, to Mr. Eugene Carter It1. Simonin, son of Mr. and Mrs. Isaac Moore Simonin. of Shirley, St. Mnrtlns. Miss Moss hns just returned to her home in Kentucky nfter visiting her cousin, Mrs. Wnlter Ilemsley Avery in St.Mnr tins, nnd Mrs. George II. Enrle 3d. Miss Moss is n sister of Mrs. Arthur W. Howe, who was Miss Willie Moss. Mr. Albert Kelsey will entertnln thc members of the Mumismntic nnd Anti quarian Society at the Art Club this evening. Miss Eleanor W. Wister nnd Miss Debornh Wister will be the guestB of honor nt n luncheon nnd mask and wig pnrtv. to be given by their parents, Mr. nnd Mrs. Alexnnder Wister. Jr., 420 School Innc, Germantown, on Snturday, April 0. Dr. nnd Mrs. Lewis Brinton will give mask and wig party in honor of (heir daughter. Miss Elizabeth Brin ton, to be followed by supper nt the RItz-Carlton, on Saturday. April 10. The guests will occupy four boxes. Mrs. Thomas McKean. of Rosemont, is spending n month nt White Sulphur Springs, W. Va. The wedding of Miss Dorothy Hollo way, daughter of Mr. nnd Mrs. John Wallnce Hollowoy, of the Wellington, nnd Mr. Mncaulay Wallace, son of Mr. and Mrs. William Wallnce, of Over brook, will take place April 0, Mr. W. N! Seymour Coffin, hot, nt rMr. and Mrs. George Wlnthrop Coffin. nf St. Dnvlds. who is attending Choate School, Conn., spent the week-end nt his home. Mrs. W. T. Cochran, of St. Davids, will give a luncheon on Tuesday, at her home. QUICK SERVICE FOR THEATRE-GOERS KNICKERBOCKER CAFETERIA 34-36 So. 15th St. ANNOUNCES THE OPENING OF THE ENLARGED BALCONY EVERY EVENING UNTIL 8 P. M. ACADEMY OF MUSIC TONIGHT AT 8: 15 Sir OLIVER LODGE W.XUR MOST I'OPL'LAU ft INTEP.K8TINO LECTURE, term this i.-iiiht thii,- iiisiim The Continuity of Existence Tlcsete, 760 to 3 at Ileppe'e UH Cheitnut Good Seats Still Available Management of Lee Keedlck. Ave., N. Y. 437 Fifth SKATING CARNIVAL for tho Reed St Neighborhood House ICE PALACE, 45th & Market MONDAY, MAIiCIl 22, 8 P. M. Vjtlhatll! W Nil T.nnl. nnA VJV. mm.. Oi... ! . . I "-,"" " .Hill DHUt liu National Champion, v. Thereaa Wild, of lioeton, Waltilna- Competition Open to All, Gym khiuia, flat ana obstacle raoea and hockey, lly the courteey. of Mr. Cnnwav. ti.Uu will be aotd at rejruUr Prloei at 223 B. llroad I til. anu i mo jtina, - . . Box iaatlnff 0, 123, Reserved Seats, 3. U. t ... a. .. n .1. - - - ft MONKEYING? J" "i What Do You Know? QUIZ 1. What Is the oldest European settle ment on the continent of America? 2. Who were tho "Twelve Catsars"? 3. Whnt kind ot nn animal is a pango lin? 4. How old is Gnbrlelo d'Annunzio? C. Who was tho Roman mythological protectress of ngrlcutture and of all tlio fruits or tne enrtn? 6. Who surrendered Fort Donelson to Genernl Grant In 18627 7. Who succeeded Oliver Cromwell as lord protector of England? 4 8. What nnlmnl, besides the elephant, is valuable for its Ivory? 9. What is n pirouette? 10. Which "s" In tho word "vis-a-vis" should be pronoqnecd? Answers to Saturday's Quiz 1 TTIva rAmilllia r.nn.A.1 m, nf t.m , rltory of the former empire of Rus sia are Lithuania, Esthonla, Letvla. T?(nllwl n,A Untn.i.1 PU m laa.. nnmed, however, Includes also por- nuns oi lormer Austrian; ana rrus slan territory. 2. The plurals of tho word "stlcma" are "stigmas" and "stigmata.1' 3. The great bllzznrd of March, 1888, uccurrea on Aiarcn 11, 4. Vlmlr 1?lnl la lslne, nf .!, Tr.Jla. a. portion of Arabia, Including tne uuiy twrs in iuocca una aieaina. C. A stickleback in a. small fish with sharp spines on Its back. 6. Tho new government railroad in i' iup ma ncn .Mutanusita coal fields. 7. Genernl Galllenl was the military governor of Paris during the ilrst uuuic vi me iviarne. S. Montana, Nevada, Colorado and Mnlno nra the American states pro- flllittM. tlia mna. Mn.m. ... mi. muni Kcmn. 9. Bartholomew Diaz or Bartholomeu iyiuu wuh a i-onuRueso navigator, who was the first to double the Capo of Good Hope nt the extremity of Africa. Ho sailed from Lisbon on .a v iuuiuuo viiyuge in lists. 10. Maroon is brownish crimson. PHILADELPHIA'S LEADING THEATIIES Direction LRB A J. J. HHUllEIlT Chestnut St. $l'f?: LAST013" IIOL'SU -"s-" o MATS. pop. matini:k wcd. "The Show That I Inn Everythlns" j.M. ANWtKlUN'5 icn "A Doirn Rhowa In rin ESSteVpS FI,sn.ffgnOT Next Week BEATS thuiisdat ' Mall Order Now Freeh From Comedy Theatre, N. T, "Hilariously funny." N. Y. World. TJF TJCMDTJAZ JU-J-jt vi. -..... iw'-imiawwigirfU feiginYlllSllhlLIL QO GAiy T?Z MSMBl -"' SHUBERT Nr,B Patty Mat. Wed. 2000 Seats $1 Wild-Fire Rage of Entire .Season Briliant Musical Show 66 m Zrnr. srtojm 09 BEST-LOOKINO CHOItUS IN TOWN ADFI PHI NI0TS AT SUB. ura. hern 'Lui'Z.SI '""m'na- that hae aeldom been witnessed on any state." Record UP IN MABEL'S ROOM WITH ITS UNEQUALLED CAST HAZEL DAWN, WALTER JONES JOHN ARTHUR, ENID MARKEY ha.,?v8,rgn.gn,tsC.nl?"--iFeU"' that LYRIC we?,ng".,' o8'20' Mt rrv . Wcd- nnd Sot- 2:20 POP. MAT. WED. mgr $,,00 "MR. HODGE C",,LN AT HIS BEST") $$ WILLIAM "r-uun,W HODGE IN HIS OHBATEHT HUfVP-aa "THE GUEST OF homad. D 1 KIAbipJ,.,'5,.Sum,1"nd Peoples fhe Bon'f nn Ml m mm ssl P C. Walnut Ab. Mh. Mat. Todav asino SIGHTSEERS " 'VH OUH PAT 'el0,.1 s ' Market St. ab. 10th. 11 A. M. to 11 p. j iorma laimadge IN FinST 8HOWINQ OF 'SHE LOVES ANin l ice- Adapted from WILKIB COLLINS' nrnn Added. 'TIIB MADONNA OF THE BLU1S A L A C c 1DIJ ItltltTWM .-..... I 10 A. M In "BTnONQEn THAN DEATH" ARCADIA' . CHESTNUT BELOW' lGTH iv a. ., iz, xrfu:a, OHB, 7'4G. 0;3o p M WALLACE KEIH ANN LITTLE A THEODORE ItOBHriTS Iri A raramount-Arteraft Flrat Preaentatlon VICTORIA' ' MATlKET ST. ABOVE NINTH u A. SI. to HUB P. M. CHARLES RAY IN FIIIST SHOWINGI OF " "ALARM CLOCK ANDY" ADDED -"THE SILKLESS BANKNOTH By WM. J. KLYNN. FormerChSf U. S. Secret Service. C A P I T 0 T1 v 72 MAltKKrr nTnwrvn JLi to A. M.. 12. 2. 3:4B. B.. 7i4B, 0:30 P.M. Than W . REGENT? MARKET ST. Bel. lTTIt THE ini8H'V 11 A. M. to 11 P r, MAllKET STnEnr ' coNfiTOTs4 VAUDEVILI.F. "When Dreams Come True" A YOUNO OPEBETTA: OTHEIl ACTS BROADWAY Dro1 ! av.. 2MB. 0:4B & 0 P. M. t.UJJlk MUML & CO. "Blind Husbands" 6"Ews ' WONDEK PLAT CROSS KEYS Mirket " biow com Ail. vrt i ,2:80' TandO, Australian wooacnoppers PIOLADELPniA'S FOREMOST THEATRES BROAD TONIGHT at 8 : 1 5 MATINEES WED. ft SAT. AT 2:18 SEASON'S MOST IMPORTANT PREMIERE "CHRIS" A play of the Sea and Seafaring Folk BT EUGENE O'NEILL WITH ' EMMETTCORRIGAN LYNN FONTANNE ARTHUR ASHLEY Direction of OEOROE C. TYLEB Stated by FREDERICK STANHOPE rADDIPkr NIGHTS AT 8 :1B Vj-ri.lVjr. Mata.Wed.ASat.,! :is SUPREME SUCCESS OF SUCCESSES I "Class" Stamped All Over It! HAPPY. SNAPPY. CLEAN, COLORFULI Premiere Musical Attraction! V3ZZ3C3 1 FnrrriAj fm moWtfXmsni) A JOYOUS. JAZZY. MUSIC REVUE with a "Wynn-lnit" Chorus ot Youthful Feminine Loveliness. BOOK AND SONOS BY ED.' WYNN FORRFT N"3" AT SUB i V-T.HiO 1 Mati. Wed. ft Sat., 2 :15 PinLADBLPHIA IS REVELING INTHE FEAST OF FUN AND FRIVOLITY IN LISTEN LESTER WIT" ADA MAE WEEKS D SENSATIONAL CAST OF SINGERS, DANCERS AND FUN-MAKERS WALTON R00F YmLilUIY 9.30 and 11:15 A. HALF SQUARE FROM EVERYWHERB Tell Your Friends to ilect You There REFINED ENTERTAINMENT LORKAINB SHERWOOD 8TAHL, Baby Soubrette, Lew Fields' "Lonely Romeo" Company. LORETTA RHODES, Into Prima Donna Winter Garden. ITJKJJift'iSI? PAST, a Girl with a Smile. TEMPLETON, TAMORA k LYNN, Bonis and Dances. BLANCHE LEOARDE. Classical Dancer, HELAINE LYNN, Slngln: and Dancing Comedienne. SPECIAL WEDNESDAY "UP IN MABEL'S ROOM" CO. WILL APPEAR AS SPECIAL GUESTS METROPOLITAN OPERA HOUSE MONDAY EVG., MARCH 22, 8:15 The Art Sensation ot tho Century VERA F 0 K I N A PHIMA BALLERINA OF THE RUSSIAN BALLET AND WORLD'S OREATE8T DANCER Seats II to 19. 1108 Chestnut St. Walnut 4424. Race 07. NINTJl AND ARCH BTREETB Mats., Mon Wed. ft Sat., 2:18. Eves., 8:18. This Week "HOW DRY WE ABE" 'The Worsi Is Yet to Cornel" MUTItnlilll.l'PAM nlt.-1tA llflllMPl METROPOLITAN OPERA CO.. N. Y. ,ITAN OPERA CO., N. Y. II Trovatore TOMonnow EVENING at H Mmes. Muzlo, Matsenauer. Mm. Crlml, Zanelll, Martlno. Conductor, Papl. Heats illia Chestnut St. Wal. 4424: Ilace 6T. r,ATcEnM Concert de Luxe l-i AiULUIN NiKhtly 7 to Closing CONSTELLATION OF SOLOISTS MISS CHARLOTTE WOODRUFF Operatic Soprano Coloratura MISS LILLIAN KIRKSMITH Vaudeville's Pre-eminent Flutist AND OTHERS 2 ORCHESTRAS DrST EITH'S ul MOSCONI BROS. chM' and Their Dancing-Family RAE SAMUELS ROSE COGHLAN & CO. Mourns cAMPnELLi nu-Fon nnon.i 1JUC ZAUDO and Other mars. ORPHEUM utEvTr02oro:aBci:1B35oSft8,T MB(HD.erIX the BWiopsCarriaB am V 'jyfAf. (miKm Bwmws siarcn an "THB maw om ths uv-. Troc.dero.V'S 'A V ' t .zi.i't r-- ,. r... " -H 1 (An. Va'' .ar. ... iS'.jA'k". !'C