LI' . "J' v- ' J .(!" ' - - . Pu o c i I tz&x ifc W ft K, i - t' . U It l 11 li K 1 r rf 8 mm i i n i ii i. i iii w rUDtlC LEDGER COMPANY crnuH ii. k. Curtis. pnuiocxT Churlm II I.tiillnnon. Vic Pmlant. John C. Martin. Bocrotrry unci Tronurert I'hlllp H Colllni, John B. Williams, John J Hpurgpon, Director. EDiToniAL ntunDi Ctacs II K. Cruns, Chairman DAVID R. HMH.KT Miter JOHN C. StAItTIK....aneraI limine Manager , "i rubllahed dally Rt rotate T.Eroni Ilulljlne. lndTndnco Square, Philadelphia. . Atmntio Cut PrrstUnon nulMlnc haw Yoek 200 Metropolitan Toer 'Dutroit TOI Ford nulldlng "i-Wr. Ixiom 1001 rulterton llulMlnn sCWCAuo 1302 Tribune BulMtng . . newh ncncAUS: VllllllNQTON llt&KAU. . N K. Cor. Pennsylvania Ave. nod 11th St. .tNw Took Hcbimu Th ffurt Building HUDSCMPTIOX TERMS Tho Etbsinii Pcsmo Ltpccr In nerved to eul ccrlbera In Philadelphia nrnl aurroundlnc towns "t tho rati of twelve (11') cents per week, parable t tho carrier. By mull to point" nutaldn of Philadelphia. In tho united Htateii. Canada, cr United States pos- emlnna. poatane frc. fifty (.10) centa per month. . Blr (t) dollar Pr year, payable, In advance. To all forelm countries one (II) dollar per innnth. Noncr Subscribers wlshlnc address chanced " must clve old us well as new address. , BEIX. aoop WALNUT KEYSTONE. MUN JOOO CTAddreti alt communication to Kvrnlnp PubUo Ledger, tndrpendenca Btpuxrc, Philadelphia. Member of the Associated Press run associated pnvss (. . tivclu entitled to tho use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not othoricUc credited in thin paper, and also the local nctcs ;iiM(.iic( therein. All rights of republication of special dts- 'patches herein are also reserved. l'liiladtlpliii, S.lurd.r, March b. 1K0 A FOUR-YEAR PROGRAM FOR PHILADELPHIA Thlnjr on which the people expert the new ailinlnlnlratlon to concentrate It at tentlom The Drlaicarc rivrr bridge. A drydock bin cnoush to accommodate the largest ships. Development of the rapid transit system. A COnl'rntlon hnll 'A building for the Free Library. n irt Muicum. . J?n.rarp-Bmeit of the icater supply. 7omct to accommodate the population. WORDS AND WORK MR. MOORE'S administration has had an auspicious beginning. Tho pco plo have faith in it and their faith seems to be justified. But the time is almost 't hand when the various municipal de partments will have to translate in ac tion the promises made by the Mayor. One of tho first tests of the ability ol "the new administration to achieve as . well as hope will come when the weathei permits a general extension of th" work of street repairs. Broad street, York road, 'streets in the central section of the ,city as well as important cro.ss-town thoroughfares on both sides of the Schuylkill, arc in lamentable shape. Motorcars by the thousand are beinp, pounded to an early finish over these streets every day. The work of repair ought to be pushed with all possible en ergy and without quibbles about expense, SOFTENING THE FINES T)0NALD M. HEPBURN'S aeknowl , edged freedom from the "responsi bilities" of political factionalism unques tionably inspired confidence in his sys tem of handling negligent street-cleaning contractors. Director Winston's reduction of the fines recommended by the former chief of one of his bureaus is, of course, wel comed by the offenders, among them Ed Avin H. Vare. The public, however, will have to be convinced that Mr. Hepburn seriously erred in judgment before it is entirely satisfied with the revisions. Judging by the condition of the thor oughfares in February, Philadelphians were inclined to rejoice that a vigorous program of penalties has been suggested. Lopping olf $20,000 from a ."8,000 total implies that Mr. Hepburn was im perfectly acquainted with the fucts of the ca.-e. In any event, it must be admit ted an exceedingly active chief of tho Street Cleaning Bureau successfully hid all evidence of incompetence while in office. RAILROADS ARE.WAKING UP pENTRALlZED control of railway and tho direction of all transport js teni!' from a national viewpoint may be all ery well in some ways, but ex- jK'rienct" has shown that it docnii't lend to reliiieiiient m the detail of railroad --r-UT. I'or tlmt ifii-on the lir-L sign- of renew '-il ronirolition between the trunk Jim-- -ciung UiW city will be welcome. An utg'" to bo up and doing, altogether appropriate to the spason ol new begin nings, in apparent on all the lines. The Reading rheei fully announces a plan to Improve Mibmhan s.er ice. The I'ennsj is surveying it., schedules with a view-to making life easier for suburbanite.,. There is tall; "of elaborate Easter excur sions to the seashoro and tlii:, is movingly ' lcmini'.ceni of old limes. Cor- petit urn ma be wa,toful. Effi ciency men -ay it i.,. But it happens to be a pioec--. by which the public benefits. Duplication of effort may be bad for the railway system, but it lia., a definite ntlvunlagc t the inliviilual. Which end yi most desirable? Having deeideji that. you will have the an,wer to all questions of federal ra'lwaj contiol. PLAIN AND FANCY TIME TI'- IT r-houM be J oVI.uk iii Philadelphia anil U o'clock Hi Camden, what time would it. be on a fei rybout '.' ThN is unlj one of a thousand weird "question I hat may ri.,e tn haunt a be wildered i iillir after the last Sunday in this inonili, when the new daylight Having law, decieed by Council and passed in defiance of a Congiess which lefused to .-ae Miniiiier daliglit, will bc come effective. .Iembors of Council in sist that the law will not be icpealcd. There is little likelihood that it will be repealed. New York and other large cities have made similar daylight-suving jaws of their own and they will turn their clocks an hour forward so that the noon Jiour will fall ut 11 o'clock. Quitting time will come an hour outlier to oilices, shops and factories. Tho first effect of the new rule should ho felt in the jewelry trade. Wise men will carry two watches one in each top pocket or one anchored to each wris tr ill Older thai they may tag each fleeting liciir properly. Tho prospect is disquieting slnco stand ardor let us say congressional time will still ho maintained in many cltJen and '!" Y"t WJP'V wnuM he un nfr becoming to the average man, since it is tho railway officials who will havo to bear a really crushing burden of anxiety. Deep as they arc among the difficulties of reorganization, they will have to find a means to operate their trains over lines on which the time may change every half hour. NOT FISh7fLESH, FOWL NOR GOOD RED HERRING The University of Pennsylvania Suffers Because of Its Indeterminate Rela tions to Public and Private Beneficence A TTEMPT has been made to create tho y impression that Provost Smith re signed because the constitutional rcvi &ion commission, of which he is a mem ber, rejected, on the ntlvice of two trus tees of the University of Pennsylvania, his proposal to have the constitution di rect that n minimum of $8,000,000 should be appropriated biennially for tho sup port of "institutions of higher learning." Doctor Smith, in explaining his propo sition, indicated that this sum should bo set apart for the University of Penn sylvania, the University of Pittsburgh and the State College. A careful reading of the debate in tho commission leads to tho conclusion that the proposition was rejected not because the commission wns opposed to the ap propriation, but because It was opposed to naming any specific sum in the consti tution. An amendment, offered by an other member of the commission, naming the three institutions which Doctor Smith had in mind, was also rejected because the commission decided that it was just as inexpedient to name any institutions as to fix any specific sum to be appro priated. All those who are opposed to lumber ing up a constitution with specific legis lative provisions will conclude that tho commission acted wisely. The amend ment which the commission finally adopted provides that tho state shall maintain by sufficient appropriations an educational system from tho primary school to the university. This leaves to the Legislature decision ns to the amount to be appropriated and as to the institu tions of higher education to receive the money. It is incredible that Doctor Smith resigned because tho commission differed with him. But the future of the University of Pennsylvania remains as uncertain as ever. Nothing has been done in Harris burg this winter toward deciding whether it, with the University of Pittsburgh and the State College, shall become the edu cational wards of the state or not. We are told that these three institu tions arc private corporations rather than exclusively state educational agen cies. Yet each looks to the state for aid. As a matter of fact, they arc neither privatcnor public institutions, whatever they may be in theory. And they suffer from this indeterminate position. When private benefactions are sought the solicitors arc reminded of the state appropriations and are asked why the General Assembly does not take care of them. And when the General Assembly is asked for an adequate sum for their maintenance the petitioners are reminded that the trustees ought to secure larger endowments from private sources. Whatever may be the problems of the other two institutions, the local Univer sity feels itself handicapped by the in adequacy of its private endowment and by the failure of the General Assembly to assume full responsibility for its main tenance. As a result there arc friend- of the in stitution who are urging it to cut its garment to fit the cloth. They wish it to restrict its activities, to abandon all projects for expansion and to limit the number of students by the various de vices to which.institutions short of money have been compelled to rcort. Members of the faculty, however, per suaded that any such course would be dis astrous, arc doing what they can to create sentiment in favor of closer rela tions between the slate treasury and the University. The whole problem mcntnU financial. If an adequate in onie, i- in its funda ie University had no matter from what source, theie would be no serious discussion of its relations to the state. The University received from the state in the last biennial appropriation $1,321, 000. Doctor Smith leminded tho consti tutional revision commission that Minne sota granted li-r .-tatc university for 1919 and 1920 tin- sum of $8,000 000 for maintenance and $2,000,000 for new buildings. But the University of Minne sota is u ward of the suite. The Legi laturc is bound to support it and it ful fills its obligations. The University of Pennsylvania i neither a ward of the state nor an institution cared for by pri vate beneficence. If it is to continue to fulfill its proper functions and to expand to meet the de mands of its constituency something must bo dime to provide for it money enougli to carry on its work. If it does not expand it will contract. It cannot .stand still. The country is increasing in popula tion every decade, and the demand for higher education is growing more rapidly than the population. In 187." there were only about 2,i,l00 students in the colleges and universities of the United States. Today there are more than 200,000. The University of Pennsylvania alono has almost o'tie-lialf as many students as theie vere in all the colleges in the coun try in 1R7". There are two reasons for the increas ing number of students in tho colleges. One i the increasing wealth, which en ables parents to give their sons and daughters tho best education obtainable, whether it is to be used professionally or not. And the other is that higher educa tion has vindicated itself commercially. Men of technical training, which can bo obtained only in the colleges, proved their value during the war and convinced thousands of wkoptics that tho colleges arc worth while. This means that tho pressuio o'n the colleges will increase rupldly in tho near future in order that tho ileinand for truined men may bo sup plied. f- l . i is of the highest im- y - . s ' ."VI" ' EVENING PUBLIC IiEDGER rfiILAI)EL1IA, SATffiiPAY,' pj$tik ' fy" portnnce that some way bo found by which the University of Pennsylvania Can continue to srve the city and the state as the population increases nnd as the demands on the resources of the in stitution become more pressing. THE PRESIDENT'S OPPORTUNITY THE senatorial trend towanl ratifica tion, of the peaco treaty heavily in creases tho weight of Mr. Wilson's re sponsibility. It is now clearly evident that a conciliatory word from the Presi dent would enable the forces of compro mise to triumph over what remains of servile political obstinacy In both camps. Tho dictatorial Mr. Lodge has been already rebuked by those Republicans who supported the reservation framed by a Democratic senator from Montana concerning American appointments to league bodies or agencies. The hard-shell partisanship which has held up the treaty for so many months is unquestionably cracking. Tho fruits of the bipartisan conferences which os tensibly withered seem to bo blooming again, despite Mr. Lodge's directions. , But tho silent taskmaster in tho White House continues to embarrass the sena torial representatives of his party. Mr. Hitchcock would doubtless be delighted to profit by the first really significant wavering In the Republican ranks which has appeared since the treaty was pro nounced "dead" last autumn. The chance, however, that Mr. Wilson may pocket the treaty if the reservations fail to conform to his original program paralyzes tho spirit of independent personal Initiative which has lately been so heartenlngly nt work. Notwithstanding tiie shrieks of the ir rcconcilablcs and the persistently per verse tactics of Mr. Lodge, n sufficient majority of the Senate Is palpably in favor of ratifying the treaty. Public sentiment has long since boert crys tallized. The American people want tho pact passed. There is a pervasive feel ing that no reservations, unless thoy aro deliberately destructive, can seriously subvert tho provisions of the document. In justice to the President it must bo said that he has had no opportunity to act ypon the treaty, either untlnkered or amended. There is always tho possibility that, like most politicians, ho may bo demanding a maximum, while prepared to accept some modification thereof. On the other hand, the whole blame cannot be charged to the Senate. The compromisers have loitered, quibbled and marked time in default of encouragement from the proper quarter. If Mr. Wilson really wants the treaty speeded he can accelerate it by patriotic concession. It will not be necessary to eat humble pie prepared by the chronic obstruction ists. They are not the men to whom Mr. Wilson, if he saw clearly, would unbend, nor do they constitute the two-thirds of the Senate whose assent is requisite to ratification. A NOTE AND NO CRISIS YX7HATEVER may bo said of the prin- ' ciples advocated by President Wil son in his participation in Adriatic affairs, it is undeniable that the edge of a crisis has been worn almost soothingly smooth. The latest note from the State Depart ment has been received in London and is ready for delivery to the allied premiers. Evidences of diplomatic excitement are not discernible. While it is possible to construo this apparent calm as an indication that Mr. Wilson has lost his influence, the view that the Dalmatian question is not to be hastily disposed of is also tenable. It is worth recalling that one of tho Presi dent's objections to the allied "settle ment" of January 20 was registered against assumptions of finality. That tho case is still open to discus sion seems a fair deduction. EAST AND WEST A FRAGILE and beautiful bowl of an cient Chinese porcelain has just been fold in New Yoik for $:J500. Collectors say it was worth the money. Craftsman ship of the sort that went into the making ol that bit of glaze is still far beyond tho resources of western civilization. While the buyer was writing out his check leprcrtitatlves of the Chinese Government at Pekin were burning $100,000 worth of confiscated opium und issuing another protest against the flood of morphine that has been finding a way into the country from Europo and America since China was closed to opium truffle. China tuught the world most of what it knows about ceramics und a great deal about decorative art, to say nothing of printing, philosophy nnd restraint in thought and speech. Tho West taught the East all that the East know.: about science in industry. But it taught the East to smoke opium, drink whisky und wear the plug hat. There arc times when it seems that foreign missions could do some of their best work at home. PAGE THE AMERICANIZERS! A SSOCIA'IIONS and individuals inter " csted in the advancement of tho work known lather indefinitely as Americani zation could do worse than pool their en orgies und proceed at once to a session with .Senator Shields, of Tennessee. Americanization of the Senate has always appeared like a neglected task. But Mr. Shields invites special attention. Not only citizens of Italian parentage, buff all other peoplo who happen to bo guided by good tastu and a senso of jus tice will resent the stupid insult which he flung ut one section of the population with tho speech that took "dago" from the lingo of tho by-streets and planted it in tho Congressional Record. Mr. Shields was talking about Fiumc. Now, it is true that a good many men who assume to represent tho sentiment of people of Itulinn birth or parentuge have been wrong-minded in their view of I'iume. .Sentiment has blinded them to a drift of affairs abroad that has tended directly to new wars and new sacrifices of Italian lives. Sooner or Inter it will be apparent to everybody that at Fiump u pica to the patriotism of Italians masked a maneuver of a smull group of imperialists who sought to servo not Italy but themselves. Meanwhile a senator of tho United Sti'JcR pormitfl himself to forgot that the part of America which is sprung from Italy has brought warm-hearted loyalty to this country and that tho characteris tics which they reveal, their native love of beauty nnd their devotion to tho fine nnd simple traditions of life, aro things that many people born on this side of tho world might study with profit. The Italian people In this city who talk of domanding an apology from Mr. Shields may do as well to Ignore tho inci dent. All tho peoples who helped to set tlo and develop America when they came here to merge their hopes nnd their ener gies with thoso of tho country tho early Germans, tho Irish, the Scotch nnd tho Welsh were at one time or another con sidered, apart by tho ignorant nnd tho illiterate. It is odd, howovcr, to see a habit so ugly revived on tho Senate floor, WE ENVY SALVADOR AT ITS own request' tho little republic of Salvador has received nti,cxplicit enunciation of the Monroe Doctrine from the government of tho United States. The statement, which has just been for warded by the State Department, has not been made public. Hero is reticence quite as regrettable ns certain other experiments In secret diplomacy made sincotho war for "world freedom. The covenant of the League of Nations simply groups tho Monroe Doc trine with "regional understandings," guarantees respect for it by tho members of tho international partnership and drops the subject. Senators with a zeal for Americaniza tion have been discontented with such curtness and have somewhat more em phatically reiterated tho provision in their proposed changes. But explicit definition of the theme has generally been withheld. Monroe's dictum of De cember, 1823, will not entirely suffice now sinco a feature thereof was a promised noninterference policy by tho United States ns regards European affairs. If tho inquisitivo Central American re public really knows tho nature of tho doctrine today she has tho American pub lic, and perhaps even somo American senators, at a considerable disadvantage. It would bo convenient to realize just what we aro talking about as wo airily proclaim our adherence to tho cardinal principle governing relations with our southern neighbors. The State Depart ment has an exceptional chance to do the nation a real service. Tim president of the A Tentative Tonnnts' Protective Suggestion Associa tlou nsked Major Moore yester day to use his influence with the sheriff und the judges so Hint tlipy will net litimuncly on April 1, else hundreds of fumllles will walk the streets while their furniture is piled on the sidewalk. The slicrlfT, for Instance, might insist that a landlord who desires to evict a tenant shall tlrot Ik; called upon to provide hlni with another homo. Walker I). Hincs, di Sounds Topsjturvy rector general of rail roads, has sued two Now Jersey men for dumuge. done to a train by colliding with their automobile. This suggests Artcmus Ward's description of u fight iu which he once engaged: "With a dexterous movement l placed my right eye on his left fist and the ground flew up and hit mc." An old Klioi'c Island Philosophy man after being snowed in for twenty five days, according to n dispatch from Prov idpnee, explained that reading und rheumu tlfin kept Idin from being lonesome. Guess that's right. Suppose if n man were cured of the itch he might spend the rest of his life bemoaning the fact that ho no longer had nuy incentive to scratch. Norse Parliament votes Lcnguo Jottings to support the Leuguo of Nations. Nonsup port charges still pending in United States. Mild resrrvationi.sts willing to sing, "Half n league, half it league, half n league on ward!" World hopeful. Utile Bound to Bo Broken Gloucester High School prohibiting students from tullting to one another from the time, they outer the build ing until they leave. Five girls suspended for talking ns they passed in a corridor have been reinstated. Which is as it should be. The rule is all right so long ns good judg ment witiKs at occasional infractions. The Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago has dn'iced that no mule emplojo receiving less Ihun Sli.'."i a month will bo permitted to murr.v without first taking flic matter up with tho chief clerk. It will be just Cupid's luek to have the chief clerk u sour old bachelor. Orpcrhnps it is the bunk's idea to fatten the pay envelope as a wedding present. In tho ubsenco of a sutticicnt number of pluygiouuds, it is un excellent idea of Direc tor Tustin's to have ccrtuiu streets cleared of truffle during stated hours so thut the children muy have their gumes. It is but at) instunce of the growlug nppreeinthm of tho fact that u child is the most valuablo asset nny community can boast. Hepburn Headline. Awaits "Word on Pine Cut l We know what it is. It begins: "The manufacturer of this tobacco having," etc. Or, of course, it may bo that Mr. Hepburn awaits the action of the Methodist Bplscopal eonferenco nt Atlantic City on the suggested tobacco drive. New Yorkers on Thursday tnwr colored circles around tho moon and were mucii amazed thereat. But tho causo for amaze ment was not in the moon's appearance, but in tho fact that any New Yorkers found the time to look in thut direction. If, as is persistently declared, one word from tho President will bring about ratifica tion of tho peaco treaty, the country is a unit in believing that ho. should say the woid. Tho demand of Polund that tho Bol shevists enter into peaco negotiations with out iigreelug to au nrmistico shows n frame of mind hardly in accord with peace Ideas, however much it may be Justified by fie facts. Tho West lias been outdone. A baby held up u Chicago truin at Hurrisburg tho other day ut tho polut of a thermometer, it had the measles. Dcluv of several hours. Promiueuce is now being g.ven to (ho fnct that tho first orchestral numbers go ou the pay envelopes. Nine tnoro days in which to worry nbout your income-tax return. Metropolitan figures, of course, Include those in tho chorus. JUST AS HOW DOES IT STRIKE YOU? THE supreme council has just been set ting its mind to Europe's economic prob lem, which is tho world's economic problem. It sees three things: One, Europe must produce more ; two, Europe must econo mize, the little powers cutting down their armaments; three, Germauy and Russia must contribute to the restoration of Europe. This program mark3 a half-way return to common Ecnse, ' When tho premiers were making peaco nt Paris they had thoso ideas: One, Europe must lean upon the United States; two, tho jsniull powers must bo encouraged to tight Russia; three, Germany and Russia must be tied hand and foot until Engluud and Franco got a head start on them In manufactures nnd commerce and until It could be shown thut the new revolutionary society in Russia was an economic failure. q j 3 NOW they aro for the restoration of Rus sia nnd Germany because "Europe is nn economic unit"; but they arc so with res ervations. It is explained in inspired journalistic circles that "if German production is to bo restored it must be prevented from becoming what it wns before the war; that is, a menace of imposing German hegemony upon tho rest of Europe." And us regards Russia, while the country should be raised from its ruins, the men who prccipltutcd the nation into its present chaos should not huvo an opportunity of exercising a mulevolent influence upon allied countries. As fur disarming, the supreme council ad dresses "u solemn warning to the smaller powers" while Franco prepares to have nn urmy of ,uu(i,iuu men, equivalent to one of Il.nno.OOO men for tho United States, mid England plans under Mr. Churchi'l to spend ?('.,0.000,000 this yeur upon its army. q q ij NOW look nt Europe's production plans. Fruneo and England must produce, but not ut tho cost of sacrificing their present military mastery of Europe. Gennnny must produce, but not to the extent of challenging tho economic superiority of France und England Iu Europe. Russln must produce, but not by aiiy ehnncc to such mi extent thut Russian revo lution may look llko nn economic success. In other words, Europo must produce, but not too much. q q STILL sheer need is doing more toward bringing the world to its senses than all of President Wilson's preaching did. A couple of j ears more of starvation nnd struggling nnder the burden of debt nnd Europo will see (ho necessity of producing without reservations nnd of economizing without reservations. Littlo will bo left in two years more of tho pence that was made at Paris, of its vast dreams of world domination, of tho schemes for making impossible tho rise of uuy other power thut might challenge tho victors of tho Into war militarily or economically, or tho riso of uny other hoeial system than tho one that maintained nmong Hut victorious people. Before tho bnro need to live, tho need to live Imperially will dlsuppenr. q j q TniS one blessing that the wnr left In Its trull vvus the iinpluenble necessity that rests upon tho world. That necessity is doing what President Wilson could not killing tho old order ot idcus which brought on tho war and with which tho victors emerged ut Purls. "Europo Is uu economic unit," says tho supremo council. Think ot the tremendous revolution In that idea, onco It comes to bo accepted lu ull its implications. The war sturtcd with the Idea that Europo was not un economic unit, but that Ger many's prosperity could only be assured by breaking tho economic hold1 upon the world ufKnglnntl, nnd that lliielniM'fi position tj 3ftjiKtV 1920 ' ' ffi? k in ; i . A f f - THINGS SEEM QUTETING A BIT XeccBslty Is Making the Peace at Europe a Saner Thing Than Even Statesmen Planned Problems of the Future could only be safeguarded by checking the economic advance of Germany. q q q A ND necessity will not only revolutionize ideas, but it will revolutionize methods. Whnt docs the world need now more than anything else? A revolution in power comparable to the revolution caused by the Invention of tho steam engine. Look ut the possibilities. A fuel englueer puts It this way: "When roul is trnnsmuted Into heat, theoretically you lose 10 per cent of its power. When hent becomes steam, theoretically you loso another 10 per cent of power. When steam becomes electricity, theoretically you loso another 10 per cent. Thus electricity should, theoretically, bo 70 per cent of the power contained in coul. "Practically, what is it? "Practieully, on the average, so wasteful and imperfect ure our methods of developing power. that,vvc get In electricity only 10 per cent of tho power in coul. Fifteen per cent is at present a very good result." A tremendous revolution in power, one which would make 'nil tho burden of debt under which the world lies seem trivial, would be a method that would give us not 10 but r.O per ceut of tho power that lies in coal. With tho margin between 10 nud 100 per cent to work ou, the cusc of the world is not hopeless. q q q A Nil the man who will mr tlm n.nri,i will Hid bo some member nt ihn tit. promo council pnsslng resolutions that Eu rope is uu economic unit, that Germany nud Russia me not n part of Europe until they huio been readmitted to it nnd that Europo must fi-eelj us lo upset present imperialisms nnd social ideuls. He will be some scientist, r-ome workmau perhaps, giviug all his mind to the gus en gine, il may he, trying to turn coul into power with less than 00 per cent' colnc list ray. " i-....,v., unlj ma mi mucii una so A hen tho industrial eonferenco has com plcteil its work and Congress bus ...udc au appropriation for tho starving children iu Centrul Europe, we may expect to hear a few wise words from Herbert Hoover concerning the presidency. The slicing of Turkey appears to em brace nil ureas from noso to parson's nose (, ''l'nrso"'B 'i"-'." let It bo explained to tho uninitiato, is that pnrt of tho turkey that is Inst over tho fence.) China wishes the League of Nutions to solvo tho Shantung problem. But the league not yet having all its teeth, may naturally hesitate before biting off more thuii It can chew. J ho Brooklyn muu who swallowed his false teeth and died outraged precedent Uu made a fmierul out of what tho world has grown to consider a howling goof joke Dixputch from New York tells of an American soldier, six feet seven luetics long who complains that lie cau find u0 bed td fit him. Easy. Let him try twin beds. The treuty debate brings homo to us tho flirt flint party lines are very llko nlexnn ilrlnes: They drug their slow length along, , ,10 opln,on ,B foreed on us that Phlln dolphin is modest simply because bh0 bus never befuro been told just how good she is Wonder if tho grazing lands of Pomml a couldn't reduce tho price of Chic.... vaniu price of Chicago beef if they were put to use"; Musical comedies are doing their best to airSh?.1 P"M,C that th0 'fnch s PASTORAL LIFE T LOVE tho birds of countrysides - And bending boughs of spreuding trees. I like lo hear the meadow larks And crooning of the honey bees. I llko the fresh-mown, fragrant hay And standing shocks of golden grain. I liko to sec the fields of wheat And hear the patter of tho rain. I liko to feel the summer breczo And hear the rustle of thecorn; To take my drink from meadow springs And hear the barnyard cock at morn; And see the patient, peaceful cowb That in the sparkling brooklets stand, As though they tnke their habit from All tho quiet surrounding land. T like to sec tbcui wado in ponds And in tho sweet green pastures graze, With not a care of day or morrow 1 In their silent, story gnze. I like to watch tho farmer's horse, His flouncing tuil nnd bobbing head, As to tho rugged furrowend Ho pulls with constant, steady tread, And turns to trace his course's edge. Ho tolls for not a cobbler's pay, But looks unto tho great wldo world For mcro subsistence, duy by day. I like to sec the farmer till And make tho furrows with his plow ; No better Work is there than his, Of hnrdcued hand nnd heated brow. And when he brings tho harvest In To barns luden'd o'er till they creak, His life Is rich for tho living, Wliilc others seem dreary and bleak, RALPH RANKIN Street -cleaning contractors ure inclined to think that Director Winston Is not a hall bud sort after all. Tho rest of tho populace is reserving judgment. What Do You Know? QUIZ 1. When did General Scott lead an AmcrU cun urmy Into Mexico City? 2. To what nation docs tho Island of Tor- mosn belong? 3. Who was Lokl in northern mytholosj! I. What Ib tho curtilage of a house? r. Whut Is tho meaning of the term gouache as applied to painting? 0. To whut common flower are most of our fruit trees allied? 7. Connecticut formerly hud two capltnh. I What were they? 8. Whom did Christopher Columbia murry? 0. Name two common fabrics which are ol vegetablo origin? 10. How thick Is tho earth's crust? Answers to Yesterday's Quiz 1. In 11)10, the date of the Jast coiniW'J census, the population of tho Uuitcd States wus 02.174.015. 2. Tho lust klue of Porluirul was Manoil II, of tho house of Brnguuza-Cobur;. 3. The iilmnml jint liolnmrs to the rO-0 family. 1. A ronewalk Is n lone niece of crounl on which long strands of rope un twisted. G. Long orgun nines clve low noted. 0. Metallurgist ..Klinnlil h nronounced wit? tho accent on tho first syllublo m tho "g" boft us lu tho word giant. 7. ApM Im nn Ixinnrtmit pltV of Iinl'' situated on tho Jumma river ut about lutlttido 27.10 north and longltuw 78 east 8. Mnrlo Louise, tho second wife ' Nupoleon Bonaparte, bolongcd to t" Austrian house, of Hapsburg. 0. Beethoven wrote the ,MoonliM Mntiiitii 10. General Hallor was chief of tho PoM army in the world war. He wt"Zl been directing tho Polish opr'"l iignlnot thu Russian "Ooishvii- -tg .11 :H M CS-JU IBJJ