'," fAL t , ; V US f & to- ,l;uening public iTe&ae: PUBLIC LEDGER COMPANY i mrnttn it r -iini-, . . rJll'J'o" " 'udlnston. Vice FrmUlent: John C. ?Ii"" BWn..!','r "l .Treasurer! Philip 8. Collin f!ii!.l"J BKT,,.!'rsr "n.1 .Treasurer! rhlllp 8. Collin; John n. William. John J. Hpurgeon. Lilrector! KDITOItlAL BOARD: Crc8 It. K. Ccxtis, Chalrmkn nAVlP.B. 6MILBY iMUor ' -? ' AtAlVf IX . . . .general Business Manticcr I'utitlMiril ! nt Pernio T.nncm Ttulldlnff. AlUNTto flit rrraa-Uid,m Uulldlnc IlKW OUK, OH Metropolitan Tower JiKTnniT. . , Hr, I.nt,s... CniCifio. ,, "01 Kord BullJInc tons Kollcrton Tlulldinc 1.102 Tribune DiillJIpir ... Xuws BunuAUs: MiSMINHTON lltnr.it. -, . N. '"Cur. I'ennsMvanla Ae. nnd Hth St. N6i li.nic tlciituu...., The Sun Uulldlnc IaiMUOH .UuiieiD London Timra sunscntrTtoN tkixms Tim UntMNO rvnuo Ij:m.rjj Is cre.l to sub criltera In Vhltmlflnhla and nurroUmllnsr towni t the rsto of twelto tl") cents per wcel:, licsaMe rf the cn'rlcr. .. By nM lo lolnti oulildo of Philadelphia. In the yn"il fllntcs. C'atmdn. o- l'nitd Htabs i.n t'sslon rotc trcr. llflv (SO) rrnls ivr month. Bl.15.',1'..,''i,l"rH fcr "ari twyble In nilVHiK-o. .ro !l forrltni luunlr'cs one Ml) dollar rcr intinili. Ypf s.",b"lt'crs wishing nddrers changed mim kUo old aa well as new address. PEtX. MOO ffALNUT KEYSTONE, MAIN 3000 (Crif'tfTM olf rommunfeaftons to Jv'rcnlnn PhMio tugcr. Jtidcpfndsiico Square, I'lUladclplila. Member of the Associated Press niu associ.ti:d niEss u cxriw li:cly entitled to tc use for rcpubltrntlon of all news dlAi-t'int cralttal to it u vol olhcrxclsc cicdXri. in this pot.'?, and oho the lor.nl news iiuolislicd then In. Ml rights of rrpubllcation of special tlis- jmicjica iicrcin arc also reserved. I'hiliJrlphlt. Monday, .M.rch 1. 19i0 A FOUR-YEAR PROGRAM FOR PHILADELPHIA IlilMr on ulilih the proplp expfi't tho n c iiiMiitlrntlon in (oiicrnlriili- Iti nt tiliL'm Tlw tislu it t rlir biulgr A rfrjiJocfe n(j cmiioh to accommodate the ! tKps Otvilopmrr.t of the rapid transit system. A Ba-Ufv,Mjn hall A t?fa(j for Vie Free Library. An Alt ituscum. Killargtmcnt of the xealer supply. 7kh ia accommodate the population. MR. MORDEN'S OBLIGATIONS T IEUTENANT COLONEL MORDEN'S - lcsponsibilities as tho new chief of the Bureau of Street Cleaning are un questionably intensified by the work of his predecessor. Mr. Hepburn set a high standard of performance. He showed Philadclphians what n civic servant can accomplish when he brings to his office vigorous sincerity, independence of po litical fetters and expert knowledge. Loyalty of this sort is what the public nsks of Lidtenant Colonel Morden. His appointment is nonpolitical. His career testifies to his experience in engineering and organization. These arc promising assets. He has a fruitful opportunity to make use of them and nothing less will .nojv satisfy our citizens. ., "NO VOTES, NO CITY MONEY" TT IS intimated by George Conncll, " " chairman of the public works commit tee of the Council, that public improve ments in the wards which refused to be controlled by the politicians dictating the policy in the City Hall have been neg lected, while improvements were made in tho wards that would "go along" with the machine. His committee has discovered ordi nances calling for between $13,000,000 and ?15,000,000 worth of highway and soer construction work in the reform ' fcards. The responsibility for doing the -'work was in the hands of bureau chiefs. They left it undone. Jf it shall be discovered that Mr. Cm nell'a theory for this neglect is correct it will surprise no one. The old city admin istration was run for tho benefit of its supporters and not for the benefit of the , city as a whole. If n man had a pull he could get sewers and pavements for his part of the citv. If he did not have a pull his r-nvt of the city had to get along as best it could. As a result there are long rows of houses on streets without sewers and with the roadways swimming in mud in wet weather and deep with dust in dry. Mr. Connell's remedy is to take control of highway improvements from the bu reau chiefs and to lodge it in the Council, so that it shall be beyond tho power of vne man to deal out rewards and punish ments based on the political affiliations of the people in the different parts of the city. Whether this is the best lcmcdy or not wo do not know. But wo do know that this city cannot be developed on symmetrical and harmonious lines so long as public improvements arc made a matter of political favor SENATE SELF-DISCIPLINE ySnTII the majority ami minority each ' ' opposed to prolonged obstructionary debate on the treaty, the Senate has at last disciplined lt&olf to undergo a vital test of its capacity 01 ineptitude. Tho next three weeks will, it is said in Wash ington, cither bring the ratification or the definite pigeon-holing of the pact of Versailles. In the event of another deadlock, which, despite tho ravings of the irrec- , oucilablcs, seems unlikely, there can be hardly a leal resurrection of the treaty on, tho floor of tho upper house for more than a year. It is important to realize that a Republican or a Democratic vic tory next autumn will not change the complexion of the Senate until Mnrch 1, i021. 'The apparent eagerness of tlm present body to restrict its period for fumbling i, at least encouraging indication that the rnemberbhip as a whole docs not contem plate a breakdown of ita legislative and advisory functions. Time limits, whether fixed voluntarily s or under pressure, are often productive of action. Without the knowledge that the., government intended to hand back the' railways on March 1, it is highly probable that the Cummins-LVch bill would not have been passed so speedily. HOWELLS AT PIER 83 TF ONLY tout of respect to the gospel of - realism which William Dean Howells ins ho udmirably and so tancly preached, "rcdcncc must bo given today to tho re port of his eighty-third birthday. Appreciation of tho fact, however, comes hard. Tho most eminent figure in contemporary letters eecms to have very oUcclJvely banished old Uge from his att. Thj? penettaUng observation of his dis- UHvlfvcjy Amprlcan novels,, their fund of ((SfQii.v. i, iL-.J a 1 keen, subtle humor, their loyalty to truth, tho Rraco ami clinrm of their stylo have not staled with the years which have left their nuthor a survivor'tit u oneo flourish ing epoch in our native literature. Only a few months ngo tho still vital characters of "Silas Laphnni" wero transferred to tho footlights. "A Hazard of New Fortunes," "A Modern Instance," "Tho Landlord at Lion's Head" will de lightfully repay rereading. It is taid that Mr. Howclls, now so journing in tho tropics, is engaged in writing his reminiscences of vanished days. The value of this promised chap ter in literary history may be safely pre dicted. Mr. Howclls has withstood the assuults of both the degrading, specious optimism and the blind, warped pessi mism which are contending tendencies in this age. Ho has kept his balance, his seasoned wisdom, his line sense of veri ties. But in congratulating him on his birth day it is happily not his age but his youth which impresses us most. NO SOLDIER BONUSES WITHOUT NEW TAXES Congress Is Considering the Wisdom of Making Tea. Coffee and Sugar Bear the Burden TEMAND for bonuses to the men who wore the United States uniform during the war is becoming so insistent that the ways and means committco of the House of Representatives has begun to consider how to raise the money that v ill be needed. The American Legion is a.-U ng that a T0 bond for cve,. month in the service be given to every man. Thi. we suppose, would be in addition to the sum of 00, the payment of which has been author ized. The legion has compiled figures to show that ?60 is a paltry amount when compared with the sums set asido by some of tho other warring nations. Franco has made special appropria tions for all officers above the rank of captain. From tho captain down to the private the amount given depends upon the length of service and varies between $7-1.31 nnd $233.58 for each man. Great Britain, likewise, has made pro vision for bonuses varying with the rank and the length of service. A major gen eral receives from $2430 to $7290, with smaller sums through tho descending ranks till the sum set asido for a second lieutenant ranges from $310.43 to $1215, and for a private from $24.30 to $82.02. Canada gives privates from $70 to $000 and major generals from $744 to $4758. And the Australian bonuses run from $751.82, the maximum for major gen erals, to $32.81, the minimum for pri vates. It will be seen that a uniform gift of $00 to each man is about as generous as the amount set aside by Great Britain and Canada for the privates. But it is much less than Franco has seen fit to give to the privates who fought through the whole war and is only a little more than the sum given to those who served a year or less. If we are to be as generous as the French it will be necessary to raise an enormous sum by taxation. It has been suggested that the money be raised by a tax on tea, cofTee and sugar. A majority of the members of the ways and means committee is said to favor some tax which will provide the money. If the tax on tea, coffee and sugar were proposed for any other purpose it would be overwhelmingly denounced as an unwarranted invasion of the break fast table of tho poor. Indeed, such taxes have been denounced in the past. Tho Democratic Congress soon after Mr. Wilson entered office took tho tax from sugar in order that it might be said that it had done something to relieve tho poor man. But it was soon discovered that free sugar would reduce the revenues to such a point that thero would be a deficit in the treasury and the free sugar schedule of the tariff law was repealed. Whether tho breakfast tabic is taxed for the benefit of the soldiers or not, we arc likely to hear many proposals for more general consumption taxes than have been levied in tho past. This is be cause the sums annually needed by the government arc so great that they cannot be raised without resort to new sources of revenue. Many of the war taxes were submit ted to because it was known that they would be only temporary. They were so oppressive and so unscientifically levied that, if continued for any great length of time, they would destroy the very sources from which they were expected to pro duce revenue. The income taxe.-i of the Civil War time were paid so long as the war lasted, and no ono questioned their constitution ality. But when the war ended they were evaded and they were yielding only u few thousand dollars a year when the law was repealed. The excess-profits tax in the present law is likely to defeat itself if it is not repealed. A way for evading it will bo found by business men who, while the crisis was acute, responded patriotically to all the demands of tho government. They feel now that some more equitable and less burdensome method must be found for raising revenue. Some of them are calling attention to the case with which large sums could be raised by a general consumption tax paid by the consumer. Their estimates vary from a billion nnd it half to three billion dollars a year, with the tax at 1 per cent. They say that no one would feel such a tax, for it would increase by only ten cents the cost of a pair of shoes for which $10 was paid. The consumption tax on artloles pro duced in this country would bn a direct tax, of which every ono would be aware when he bought anything. But a tax on coffeo and sugar, levied at the custom house, would bo nn indirect tnx of which no ono would bo aware, any more than we were aware of tho sugar duty in tho days beforo tho war when sugar sold for five cents a pound. We produce a little sugar, but the bulk of that which is consumed hero is im ported. All our cofiFcc comes from abroad and all of our ten, save a small amount raised by an expert planter in South Carolina. Tho codec and sugar duties would be revenue taxes pure nnd fr" ETEXIXG PUBLIC CEDaER-PnillDTilLPnm MOBnJXY, aOT'T.JOEfl . 1 . j j ' T j. ... . i 1 . i i.,.- ' , 'ii , ..i simple and could thus be supported by the bitterest opponent of protective duties. TOWARD THE INFINITE TJAD Mnjor R. W. Schroedcr been fly--L-Ling over tho Himalayas, instead of above Ohio, Mount Everest would have been some C000 feet below him. That human life was Impossible atop this loftiest of the earth's elevations was formerly a conventional belief. Several aviators, however, had surpassed this dizzy altitude beforo Major Schrocder's extraordinary performance. But this su premely daring exploit adds very nearly a full mile to the records. In ntlainlng the height of 30,020 feet the army airman actually traversed a thirty-four thousandth part of the mean distance between the moon and the earth. Regarded in this light, humanity may still seem wretchedly incapable of conquering space. And yet the admis sion of this fact fails to stifle thrills in spired by at least an approach to the outer edgo of our mundane envelope of air. Kipling has poetically exhibited the folly of crying "Farewell, Romance 1" Ho is right. While such miracles n3 that of Major S'chrocder's are wrought tho past will fail to compete with the present as an epic age. MANNERS TT WILL not do to assume that a cru- sado for good manners, such as Mrs. James Large is organizing in the name of the Colonial Dames, expresses merely n new whim of oversensitive folk or a new fad of the socially elect. Yet Mrs. Large and her associates will bo for tunate if they do not immediately find themselves assigned to a conspicuous nicho in the gallery of visionaries. Theirs is a quest even more difficult than Mr. Wilson's. An attempt to bring about a revival of good manners will bring them into conflict with a thousand other causes that muster greater energy and sterner press agents. Manners arc, after all, an expression of fooling. Niceties of address, the habit of restraint, the consistent regard for the convenience and feelings of others which arc the beginning of what we call cour tesy need leisure for their cultivation. If modern manners are harsh and grace less it is because the world is in an in creasing hurry. It may not know where it is going, but it is on its way, and Mrs. Largo and her associates arc not alone in the belief that its haste is by no means an assurance of actual speed. To polish oft" a vast and various popu lation would be a superhuman task. What the Colonial Dames appear to have in mind is the gradual restoration of old fashioned manners. To succeed they would have to restore old times. They would have to slow life down. It is diffi cult, for example, to be invariably cour teous in a crowded trolley enr at tho end of a hard day's work, in a subway crush or in the jam at a ball park. Anybody with a determined will and less than the ordinary number of scruples can get rich in these times. But he will have to con centrate and exclude all other desires. It is natural, therefore, that an amazing number of people who live in palaces speak imperfect English and believe that it. is a mark of good breeding to bawl imperiously at the waiter. Love scenes in tho movies and on the stage, and even in tho modern novel, are not of a sort that teach dignity and re straint to the youth of tho land. An overwhelming quantity of current Writ ing' is intended to prove that money, power and the acquisition of place and property arc the destined ends of man. Tho belief that peaco and contentment and true knowledge are worthier aims is almost as old-fashioned as the crinoline nnd the minuet. Good manners arc in stinctive in any one whose first concern is for the comfort and happiness of others. Mrs. Largo is unfortunate be cause her crusade is being made in a time consecrated to belief that you must crowd others if you do not want them to crowd you. TihIro Rcpnert, of Un Perhaps iontown, who recently He's Klddinc inked for a definition , of "African Kolf," lias nsain distinguished himself by questioning Kitty's right to $22.7!) laid aside for her in a raided poker game. Ho directed the dis trict attorney to hold the money till she proves her rlaim nnd. wholly gratuitously. eTpresscd the belief that her name was fic titious. This will amuse thn millions of Americans who know Kitty to be at once the most fascinating and tho inoit avaricious little lady iu the country. They know her to be rightly named. She packs all their troubles in her wee kit bag and smiles, smiles, smileB. Every bit of labor nes Optimism in the public press ne ccutuatcs the fact thai labor radicnlisra is tho swing of the penri'i lum from tbo nutocrncy of capital. By niwl by tho old economic clock will strike the proper gait of mutual helpfulness und co operatlou and all will bo right as right can lie. Wp refuse to worr Bolshevist Killers unduly over the pos slhlc invasion of Kn mania by the Bolshevists after a peace is signed. Peace nnd prosperity are going to mal.c thn Russian the greatest little cor servative in the world. Local Colonial Dames suggest a rrtu u to old-fashioned courtesy and manners, imh plan tn work for it. The courtesy, ut Irut, is worth working for; but it need not be old fashioned. It exists today, though it is mt so general as one could wish. Women rule men everywhere, mys Ihanr. fmt they show it more in Ainmca thun elsewhere. Simply Ihc American hubit of facing faetH. Fraure may requisition automobiles as u result of the railroad strike. Plenty of machines and good roads rob a railroad striko of much of its terrors. It would really bo very shocking if Mr. Cunningham's black bag proved to bj a vehicle or conveyanco in tho meaning of the net. The appearance of tho pussywillow and the skunk cabbage Indicates that the robin is on its way. Ranslrv'g isn't n platform, It'a bar. TV Tf W ; . 1 fe. .. 1' TRAVELS IN PHILADELPHIA J York Avenue "lirilDRB lork iivcnuo meanders Fourth to " Fifth Is the hotntfof the elder aloon, A cider -siloon is n barroom minus. The mot picturesque of these saloons i3 n low-cciliuged, smokc-hegrimed, mclo drnmn. suggesting holc-ln-the-wnll with n regular bur for regular guys. The elder Isn't sweet; it Is hard ns the law nllows: which Is pretty soft for 'somebody. Which means that there Is no kick coming to the man who invests a ulckcl. T APOLOGIZE foTTrngfelng you Into a saloon thus unceremoniously. If T were nn honest-to-goodness essayist IJd have met ou In 1'rnuklln Hqunre nnd, after burning Incense to actors of. n bygone generation, would have escorted ou In paragraphs of n Stevciifenlan polish down ltacp street to Fourth strict, thereafter to pursue our Lamb-like way until we Let's ! I DO net know n pleasure more affecting than to walk through Franklin Square that mnenct for yesterday's flontsnm nnd jetsam ou a Februnry day when .Tack Frost, nt whoso behest I stir tny stumps with tinnontcd energy, has enabled tho nil-too-small (recnRwnrd to put on 'n hard, white fruut some crust! on which jocund joutli. In the person of two bo-ovcrcoated oung tatterdemalions, lire vainly essaying even as jou aud T. dear reader to skate. Time' T OOK yonder, boy ! See you Uint bench be---' nenth the frosty elm or is It a hollow beech? but no mntter! upon that bench in the winter of 1S72 two noblo actors sot sat- and discoursed lenrnedly on this nnd that. The other one wns Booth (or was it Cooke'-! I call to mind Hint as we snt n summons. imso.T-ennble but insistent, brought us tn our feet; nnd we hied us to our coffee nnd rrullors ono cup nnd three Blnkcrs for five cents' Oh, happy, happy days! I mind me, also, that Edwin, who was ever fastidious, protesting thnt the dough nuts wero not ns they should be, threw them from him, and one, far flung, neatly lnnded on n hook imbedded in n rafter from which n string of garlic had but lately hung. Ah. never doubt it, jouug sir t I'll show you the doughnut! EASTWABD HO ! In a few short squares eu mny buy Philadelphia scrapple, New York notions, Boston beans, New England rod. Newfoundland haddock, Irish potatoes, Scotch woolens nnd finniin hnddlc, English roaM beef. Welsh rabbits, French horns, German sausages, Vienna . rolls, Spanish onions. Italian pearls, Portuguese sonnets, Artiiniinn rugs, Afghan shnwls, Hindu idol". Siberian wolfhound". Uusslnn samo var" Chinese pottery. .Inpnncso curios, Hawaiian ukuleles, Cabfornln oranges, Chicago pork. Pittsburgh stogies and Girurd avenue transfers. And here at last is the home of the doughnut. Tt is no longer u restaurant; it is n junk shop. In tho window there are seeral wide-bellied, narrow -necked bottles containing houses nnd ships. People stand and wonder how on earth they ever git inside. I'm saving my wonder until T see u narrow-necked bottle containing u full grown doughnut. N"OIlTHWAItD HUH! I dropped Lamb nt the last corner. lie wns leaning against n post talking in his sleep. So we may hurry on. Along Fourth street. First thing you know we'll find ourselves on Yorfc nvenuc. That's the way York avenue is approached. More or less exact persons with n passion for detnil will tell you that Yoik avenue runs from Wood to Buttonwood, and n hit beyond ; but for the ordinary wnyfarer Tork avenue has neither beginning uor cud. You walk along Fourth street and by nnd by you find yourself on York avenue. You walk nlong York nvenue and by and by you find yourself on Fifth street. Ingress nnd egress ore made insensibly. Sometimes you more or less sensibly stop on the way. Which, naturally, brings us back to the cider saloon. Tt is a longer way, hut some prefer it. THE saloon door, marked "Push." is set eater-cornered in n passage. We walk right in nnd turn around nnd walk right out again. Opposite us, on n "tall pole, is a big Indlnn who points nn arrow ns the wind listeth. Doubtless there is somebody in the neighborhood who knows all about that Indian, but T wns unablo to find him. T interviewed n grim old humorist who called for whisky at the bnr and professed surprise thnt it was not forthcoming, lie said: "I was born nnd raised In Kensington and know but little of this locality, but 1'vo heard tell that the Tndiun went up there in the enrly 70's nnd has been on the Job off nnd on ever since. Off nnd on. They took him down nnd pointed him once or twice. Folks in the neighborhood did. Civic prido is what they call it. Or something like that. Thero was a volunteer firchouse at the spot, or near it. Maybe where tho boat is. And there were nonic fine old fights In the square herp. I understand. But T dunno. T was in Kensington. Did you sro the boat? Well, it looks like n boat. It's bchind'the horse trough, which is behind the flagpole. The hnrso trough is dutcd 1S05, so it must have been after that that the boat arrived, unlr's tho fellow who told me was lying, which is quite likely. Tbo truth isn't in some people. He said thero was- n freshet In tbo Schuylkill or thn Delaware I won der he didn't think of the Hudson und tho boat rame floating down tho stream and bumped ngainst tho horse trough nnd stuck there. So they built a houso through tho decks. But perhaps it ain't so. Do you happon to have ubout you anywbero n dime that's a littln bit worn on ono side?" THE bonthousc or houseboat, which, of course, is neither the one nor the other, Jg hitched on to n modern building dedicated to pnlnt nnd tiles nud beyond It Cnllowhill street descends on the avenue imposingly, Callowhill street from Seventh to Fourth hna tho width nnd sweep of n boulevard ; but at Fourth tt shrinks into diuginess and sneaks to the river bank. AT BUTTONWOOD street, facing a little park, there Is n plain building occupied by a seed bouse. It was n convalescent homo for Union Foldiers during Ihe civil war. In. the littlo park n .monument hns been erected in honor of the boys of the Sixth, Eleventh und Twelfth wards who saw serv ice during tho late war. It is a bronun statue of a soldier going over the top and It has n granite, base. It is hidden nt present by boardn nnd n sign requests that names of soldiers bo sent to D. E. Connelly, filO Green street. Thero wero between 1100 nnd 1200 soldiers and sailors In U e ihreo words. Many of tbem wero killed. Their names will go on the granite base. Tho monument will be dedicated on Memorial Day. Thus tho wnr with IPs accompanying sorrows gives dignity to York avenue, as it does to every section of every city In the country. AND so nn end.. Perhaps th" next time I go a-trnvellng I'll corral some facts. To that end I'll leave Lamb nt homo und draft Mr. E. J Cnttell. OniF ALEXANDER 'H!-l r-m .i v ' ', r -3r-""'- HOW DOES IT STRIKE YOU? rpiIE telephone company apologizing iu nn advertisement for the eccentricities of its present service heads its explanation, "The Human Side of Service." It says that more than 20,000 Bell Tele phone employes went away to war. Those who remained nnd tho others who took vacant places were handicapped by the state of tho company's equipment, in which repairs nnd additions have becu made diffi cult by the lack of materials during the war. "The loyalty of the employes who stnyed nt their tasks," says the advertisement, "and the fine spirit of tho new employes descne public appreciation." Before the war, when people compared the bad telephone service nbroud with the good telephone service iu this country, they said, "See the difference betwecu government own ership and privutc ownership." And they have been snying the snme thing nbout the American railroads during the war. q q i N( OW it appears thut the "human side of service" is n big factor. Perhaps it would be better to say that the "huniun side of service" iH tho only factor in the long run. The caso for private capital rests upon humun considerations. Under private ownership the public gets more initiative, more energy, more iniaginn liou, n better grade of human talent ia the management than it bus yet been able to get under state ownership. And up until now It has obtnincd under prhatc ownership a tine grade of service from employes. Tho American rnilronds nnd telephone companies gavo excellent service because they had intelligent und loyal employes. And this was especially true of the tele phone compauies nnd any other businesses which could use the splendid supply of in telligent nnd lojal woman labor in this country. J j q THE American railroads nrc just golug buck into private operation. Every ono udmlls thnt if private ownership dues not succeed, government ownership will be the next step. Tho future of the railroads is a purely human qucstlou. Will privntc ownership get once inoro out of labor tho loynl and intelligent co-operation that labor once gave? If it does, no one will ever propose gov ernment operation. If it docs not, the country is likely to feel that of the two elements in the humfin sido of service, Initiative and energy In tho man agement und loyalty and intelligence umong thn employes, the latter is the moro impor tant, and to obtain this it may turn to gov ernment ownership and operation, which tho employes desire. i q q j THE Yor HE Fubllc Service Commission of New ork state has been iuvcjtigntlng one. class of employes, tho telephone girl, nnd bus written 2000 words upou why she quits the service. Its experts havo mado two remarkable discoveries. Ono ib that the tclrphono girl is young and thut she marries. Thu other is but It Is brttcr to quota this: "Tho commission cannot but be Impressed with tho thought that the company has cher ished too dearly Its policy of n fixed annual dividend of 8 per cent." When New York finds n non-mnrrylng girl and a public service corporation that is in different to dividends, evidently it will bo happy. 1 j q q ALSE has been found for one of tho Great Wnr's products, poison gas. Paris has stopped the spread of typhus by disinfecting clothing and rooms with it. Liquid flnmo failed to remove tho snow from New York city's streets, tho army of flame-throwers only succeeding In making n blnck smudgo with their weapon. Tho tank will go into agriculture and In dustry. But the tank wns not a wnr Invention, but was borrowed from agriculture. The airplane will go iuto sport, hut tho airplane was not n war invention. Neither was the nlrshlp, which has Urge Held of utility. W firj EsBft - Vt -J 'HI " k - P LM YNWJe JW'lv s' So Av Aapi n wnTT i ' '""-ifiTmn'ri mm r Jrrni v i ,uNv mmtfsmmmmmzr jry.m'Aii - -Tmmor tj mmsmmmmxvmei , v: 'tfA" j FOR-RR-JDf, MARCH!" 'flic fluman Side of Service as Seen in the Telephone, Telegraph, Railroad and Other Business TN ITS whole history wnr has made only -- one big contribution to utility, gunpow der; if, indeed, gunpowder was primarily In vented for military purposes nnd not for use in the nrts nnd borrowed by war from tbem for its destruftive purposes. The wholfc of milling rests upon the use of cxploshes, nud upon mining rests steam power and thu whole structure of modern iudii&try. If without wnr explosives would never have been discovered, the invention of gunpowder nlone would justify ull jho wnrs ever fought; but explosives were ccrtnin to bo discovered in nny event. The lust great wnr brought the world nothing useful. Inventors were called upon by all the governments, but they failed to produce, A few applications of principles already known und n few improvements nnd adapta tions of devices already iu uso wns the sum total of Its contribution to human efficiency. Tho one big discovery mude during its course, the Einsteiu theory of relativity, had no possible rclution to lighting., q q q A ND for the moment it looks as if the lessou of its own waste had not been learned. Franco proposes to have in the future an array of 1,000,000 men. Think what that means. Franco lost in killed nnd disabled more than 1,000,000 men during the wnr. France's population being what it is rela tively to America's, that is tbo equivalent of 5,000,000 mcu iu the United States. It wo had lost 5,000,000 men during tho war und then proposed to buvo a regular army of .'S.000,000 men, wo would be doing what France is doing. It we withdrew 8,000,000 men from In dustry wo would be doing what France pro poses to do. But that is not all. .Franco rests tinder a terrific burden of ddU. Her income does not meet nnd cannot now meet her needs. Yet 2,000,000 men nro withdrawn or to be withdrawn from in dustry ! q .q q TTS lurgcr effects on human industry arc too remote to estimate. So grcnt n causo cannot full to be followed by something moro than n new dlslnfectuut for typhus uud u new Insect destroyer. For tho moment, however, nil Congress can see out of the war is Geucral Pershing's clothes and the way our American officers carry their cunc.s. Pershing's trousers bag like those of nn English uniform nnd tho oflicers flirt their cuncsjlko Frenchmen. All thnt is left of internationalism! As matters stand, Mrs. Wurburton enn not bo a delcgnto-nt-lnrgoto tho Rcpublicnn nntlounl convention becuuso she is not nn elector nnd bus never voted ; but the general willingness to have her is n trlbuto to woman suffrage. Tho local controversy seems to point to tho fact that the high light of publicity 111 accords with the dim cathedral light of prec edent. The Camp Dix visit gave General Per sblng u chnnce lo forget his presidential boom, Caruso has given his wife a diamond chain worth 515,000, Even so nro golden notes dininoud-stiidded. Wo hnvo renson to expect the same high service from Chief Morden ns we re ceived from Chief Hepburn. The complaint of a consumer is that the only time the purchnscr doesn't get a lemon is when ho buys lemon pic. In order to mnku a success of prohibi tion t)io successor of Itohcr-wllt huvc to bo some brander. Two more weeks In nbout Income-tax blouks, which tn wnrr,y McHlciiul has thrown his plus In th V"rng. i ' --- - It JfflMlJSBr-.-..yL. r.w .". . . 4 ' V rm-rrssi "I'll H,c' u THE DAYS WE SPEND rpHB morning is flush, the morning is gray, An.d now it Is white with the snow ; And these but to cover tho laughing day And to blanket tho destined woe. Some wako with a smile, somo wake with a frown, And some curse for tho day that's born, Thero is fiendish glee, there is hopo torn down, There is sadness, and thanks, and scorn. And these are tho moods of tho mortal mlndi And the currents M human trend; And these aro tho turns of tbo shifting wind, And these are the mornings we spend. Tho day is ablazo with the flaming sun, And now it is drcr with tho rain: And these aro the fates ot us, every one, ,! ,Tho honest, tho vile and tho vain. Somo wait for the market's turning of Iucks Some follow tho honest plow ; Somo stand at the loom, some live by their pluck, Somo work with a knitted brow. And these are tho tolls of us mortal men, And theso aro tho means to the end, And theso are tho paths, by labor or rtcn.i And these aro tho days that we spend. The even is dark, the oven Is clear, And now it is light with tho moon ; And these aro the flnals, tho bright nnd tbo drear, And these are tho last, too soon. bomo rovel in dance, somo laugh at the show, Some wait till the dying are dead; Somo bubble with glee, some tremble with woo, Some hunger, and shiver, and dread. And these arc tbo hopes of the mortal life, And theso nro the terms of tho end. And theso are tho all of battlo and strife, And these aro tbo evens wo spend. IULPn RANKIN. The moment a tax is placed on th breakfast table a number of hard-boiled eggs will 'decide that coffee isn't good for their What Do You Know? QUIZ What is the highest altitude over reached by man? Who attained it? What was tho most celebrated library of the ancient world? What was King Philip's war in Amer ican history? What Is an cmcute? Whut is a maraschino? Who wroto "Felix Holt, the Radical"? What is n so'nnight? How many members compose the Presi dent's cabinet? What is the uamo of the bill providing for tho return of the railroads to pri vate ownership? a. Answers to Saturdby's Quiz 1. The British Government hns nsked Wushlngton whether Sir Auckland Gcddes would bo persona grata as British arabassudor here. This Is taken to menn that bo will bo offi cially named to fill that post. 2. The portruit of U. S. Grant Is on fifty-dollar Federal Ilcservo note. .'! The Grand Canal of Chlnn Is about S50 miles long. 4. The middlu nanin of Rutherford B, Hayes was BIrchard, 5. Tho word bourse Is said to bo derived from tho Lntln "bursa," purse. Thero is, however, sold to bo some relationship between this word and de Bursu, tho inline of u family of Belgian financiers Ihing in Bruges toward the close of tho Middle Ages, 0. Arizona is tho slnte most recently ad mitted to the Union. Tho date of its entrance is February 14, 1018, 7. Balbou discovered tho Pacific ocean hi 1518. 8. Paul Dcschuncl, president of Fruncr, wait born in Brussels, Belgium, in 1830. 1), "The Commodore" was tho nickname, of CornclliiH Vitnderbllt. Ills dates arc 171)1-1877. 10.- "Adajilo" means leisurely. In lutiste lliv Word, describes a very Uow movfuunt. , ' v. ,,i vf ;, sf ' 1 ,-' Srt',vM. ,i,V: uixv ir r MrWfl iai.iVv ..-'""flfflSaii rV''. .U . A m' !" -..'.! if." '' .. 'I J, PPJmWBKW. jJ : VI Nsisj m tf MUtt intVsy "jsiS&fff nl.'ufrj ,",! I Wl ll'llll. JjuJiiA rf w iwyiTwrwfr3 'm -"- '. HIM"--"1 mumf- ..&, utu i Aji'k, t ti- .ri