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Frbniarj :l. 1920 A FOUR-YEAR PROGRAM FOR PHILADELPHIA Tlilnm on ulilrli the people eet the nnv nilinlnlotrntlon to concentrate It nt lenllnnt The Drtnunrr ru-rr bridge A drydock big inough to accommodate the largtsl ship. Development of the rapid transit system. .1 con I'rnf ion hall. A building for the Free Library An Art Museum Knlargtmsnt of the icater supplv Homes to accommodate the population. MRS. LINGELBACH'S SENSE fRS. ANNA LANE LINGELBACH L"A duly respects her qualifications for membership in the Hoard of Education ..when she disclaims any desire to domi "natc that organization. In other words, it is her fitness for her new post which really matters. n Women who capitalize in politics and government the mere fact that they arc women misconceive the underlying prin ciples of "equal rights." Fortunately, tactics of this sort are bound to be les3 and less in evidence as feminine partici pation in public activities increases. The Democratic and Republican parties will inevitably swallow up the bulk of tho old suffrage party. Women in poli tics will be judged on their merits and accomplishments, and not with reference to the fact that they are new invaders of realms from which they were formerly barred. Mrs. Lingclbach appears to be well equipped for taking up her d-Jtics in the Board of Education. This is tne best and most important aspect of her appoint ment. HOW BRITAIN CAN OBLIGE US rpHE political discussion which the men- tion of Sir Auckland Geddes as British ambassador to the United States has btirred up in England is not of para mount interest to this nation. The new representative, as yet unnamed, of King George in this country will be judged on his merits or defects as they are revealed in connection with affairs here. There is, however, one preference which Americans are entitled to enter tain without affronting the diplomatic niceties. It may be safely assumed that 'there is no call for a plenipotentiary of the temporary variety. From the outset Lord Grey was re garded as a stop-gap ambassador. This .view of Ins status did not have the fullest happy results for either Britain oi America. The favorable opinion ex pressed in so many quarters concerning urcj s amtuae on the peace treaty and , "his sane interpretation of Anglo-American relations would almost nnnnoctinrt. I ably have helped to better these relations had the British statesman not paid us such a fleeting visit. His successor ought at least to be em powered to finish in some degree work begun The ablest legate limited in ad vance in his term of office is seriously handicapped. Intermittent ambassadors give the impression of special mission aries. Broader aspects of the great roles in civilization which Britain and America must play demand attention. CHERRY TREES AND PLUM TJI' AND down the land, in city and hamlet, at Mr. Cattell would -ay, ut wayside gathering.-, and in the halN of state, big and little politicians with fiugs m their hands are telling reverent au diences about the virtue-, of George Washington. A thousandorators are bc ,heoehing the nation to continue in the great man'.- footstep-. This is all very pleasant and very in spiring. Vet one cannot but wonder why the average politician consistently le fuses to follow the course which he recommends o enthusiastically to others. Doesn't iir know that G. W never told a lie? If he docs know that G. W. never told a lic.liow can lie be pardoned for substi tuting the plum for the cherry tree as the vividest symbol in national politics? THE BLOCKADE OF SUFFRAGE TOUBTS relative to the eligibility of XJm women's votes at the next general election rise naturally, easily and consol ingly in the bosoms of party leaders in this stute. Can the amendment be ratified in time to admit women to the polls next Novem ber 7? Can the formalities of tax pay ment and registration bo accomplished in time, even if the Anthony amendment is fully sustained within the next few months ? Stttto officials whose imagination h.-is been stirred by tho precedent just defined in Maryland are swift to submit these queries and others to Attorney General Solmffcr. In Maryland it was held that a clause in tho state's constitution which defines, tlin friiiifhino lis n nrnllcco cvcln.k .. f ;q jnalc3 was inviolate Pennsylvania, too, has a Homowhat similar provision in its constitution and it is sure to figure largo in future political discussions. Of course, such imaginary obstacles cannot delay general suffrage for long. Tho now movement In opposition to women voters must bo explained upon other grounds. It is easily understood. Leaders in both parties have been listen ing to tho discussions at tho suffrage ral lies and they are puzzled. They arc unable to tell definitely what women voters will do. Efforts to mobilize tho feminine vote in mass as an auxiliary forco behind one old party or the other have failed. , Tho next campaign will be one of the; most Important in the country's history. It will bo fought out on delicately bal anced issues. If the politicians do not know in advance what the women will do they prefer to sidetrack the now voters altogether until the presidential election is over. It is because women are a new and independent force that they may ex pect determined opposition to the last from some old-line leaders. WASHINGTON'S COACH DISPLACED BY MOTORCARS Bui Some Unthinking Statesmen Prefer the Coach, Forgettlnrj That tho First President Used the Best Thing He Could Get TN AN open shed at Mount Vernon there stands exposed to the view of every visitor to the famous shrine the coach in which Washington Was wont to do his traveling. It has large, clumsy wheels resembling those on tho ash carts in use in this city. It has no springs as springs are knorwn today. Tho cushions on the seat are thin, suggesting that a journey in the vehicle would bo a hardship which few persons accustomed to modern facili ties would like to endure. But this coach was the best that could be made at the time. Washington was one of tho richest men in the country, and ho could and did command tho luxuries and the necessities that were available in the eighteenth century. He was not handicapped,- because no one had any thing better. If Washington were alive today a garage would take the place of the open shed. There would be in it three or four automobiles. One of them would bo a large touring car with a limousine body, upholstered with deep cushions which would absorb the slight shock that was not taken up by the cantilever springs. It would be propelled by a many-cylin-dered engine with double ignition. It would be equipped with a self-starter, electric lights inside and out, a speedom eter, wheel chains for wet weather, a luggage carrier and whatever other con siliences commended themselves to him. And Washington would look at the world in the automobile age with the same'adjustment to contemporary condi tions with which he contemplated the world of the age when a coach and four was the highest form of comfort in traveling. Like every other man who has done anything worth while, he faced the ex isting conditions and used the tools at hand to accomplish his tasks. Washington had, a firm grasp on cer tain fundamental principles which, so far as the human mind can discover, are eternal, -und he also had a clear concep tion of what was necessary for the firm establishment of the new nation which he had assisted in setting up. There are men nowadays so ill equipped to do their own thinking that they seek to find in the words of Wash ington an infalliblCguide for the United. States when it has grown into a nation of 110,000,000 people inhabiting the greater part of a continent. They rest their argument on "authority" rather than on reason. There is no higher authority than that of Washington when one is considering the essentials of democratic government, unless it be the authority of the common consciousness of freemen everywhere, in tolerant of tyranny and insistent on the right of the majority to rule. But we respect Washington's pronouncements on these matters because he put into word3 those truths which commend themselves to the judgment of mankind, and because when the opportunity to profit by disre garding his principles came to him he re fused to embrace it. He preached and he practiced democracy., A grievous error Lt'rnade when states men fail to distinguish between the fundamental principles which Washing ton proclaimed and the expedient adjust ments which he urged upon his country men to meet the conditions in which they lived. Ever schoolboy knows that when Washington was President there were no railroads, no steamships and no telegraph lines, "very schoolboy also knows that the United States was then six weeks or two months distant from Europe, and that it would take from three to four months to write to Paris and get a reply. The European political problems were chiefly dynastic. Popular rule as we know it was unknown. The king and em perors used their subjects a pawns in the game they were pla.ving, with tho enlargement of their empires as the stakes. The United States was then a new nation with little commerce or wealth and torn by jealousies among the different commonwealths. Its first duty was at home. It was imperative that it should establish itself, and in order to do this it must have aj little as possible to do with the affairs of the rest of the world. The policy which Washington laid down under these circumstances was of tho highest political expediency. Today we can communicate with Europe in ten minutes and get a reply in half an hour if tho wires are, cleared. Steamships cross the ocean in five days. We have great wealth and a multitudi nous industry. Our foreign commerce ex tends to every civilized country on the globe and to some of the semicivilized countries. We have possessions in the middle of the Pacific ocean and we con trol a largo group of islands that form ono of the boundaries of the China sea. The nation has not only been established, but its citizens have vital interests in all parts of tho world. The t.pecific foreign polic winch Washington outlined is outgrown as far EVBipHG frUBIiXC: LJJpgR-gHlLDtofcPHIA; MONDAY, FBgBUARYJg, AN thll Hilt AninVtlll Ln. JlnlnMJIA.l 4t.n M.-la - ... uu.vmvUHU HUD UlOhililtVU btlU U1UUU coach In which ho rode. But tho pur poses back of that policy remain unas sailable. Those purposes related to tho protection of the interests of tho nation. Tho duty of tho present Is to consider the samo end, not In tho light of Cio facts of Washington's time, but In the light of' existing conditions. Whether we would or not, our interests were involved in the recent European war from the beginning. But it took us mor.c .than two years to discover how deeply wo wore involved. It was not until Germany assumed to toll us how mnny ships would be permitted .to snll from our shores and to mark out tho course which they must take that it dawned on the great mass of the people that our rights as a nation were chal lenged and that if wc did not meet tho challenge wo might as well admit that we were a mere dependency of Germany subject to whatever humiliation she might choose to put upon us. We wore in world nffairs then. We arc in world affairs now. What goes on in Europe vitally concerns us. ' The na tions there are no longer engaged in mere dynastic controversies. They are strug gling with financial bankruptcy, social upheaval and threatened anarchy. Europe cannot break down without car rying us at least part way down with her. Washington would perceive this if ho were alive today. Ho would understand that the interests of the United States are intimately interwoven with the in terests of Europe along many lines and he would do his utmost to protect the whole fabric of civilization. Wo shall not pretend to say that ho would demand the ratification of the League-of-Nations covenant by the Sen ate because no one knows but that ho might have been able to suggest n better device for assisting tho world out of its present predicament. But wc do know that he would bring to bear on tho sub ject all his ability to find a way to ac complish that for which the League of Nations is proposed, namely, tho protec tion of the interests of the United States through co-operation in the protection of the peaceful interests of all other na tions. COST OF OUR SHIP SEIZURES TF THE amount of enemy tonnage seized by each ono of tho allied and associated powers during the war had exactly equaled tho respective totals of shipping losses by each of these nations the work of the reparations commission would have been much simplified. Chance, extent of naval activities, length of participation in the struggle and pro portions of merchant marines were how ever, factors which militated against such a clean-cut sharing system. Hence as a measure of fair play tho total tonnage of German vessels captured by all the allied powers was regarded as a basis for the distribution of compensa tion to the victorious belligerents in pro portion to their ship losses. This is the gist of the agreement between Lloyd George and Mr. Wilson, which tho Presi dent has just disclosed. It will not be binding unless Congress sanctions it. In comparison with several of tho Allies, notably Great Britain, France and Italy, tho depredations on the American merchant fleet were small. It is esti mated that of the total losses we suffered only 2 per cent. But we seized in our harbors more than 635,000 tons of Ger man ships. Tho difference between our proportional losses and our great gains is said to amount to some $30,000,000. It is proposed that we pay about this sum into the pool for the credit of Germany toward money due from her for reparation to the Allies in respect to their war losses of merchant ships. The equity in this proposal is entirely dependent on whether or not all the asso ciated powers arc to be considered as a single belligerent, partners in a single treaty. If the United' States should re ject the pact of Versailles and make an independent peace with Germany entirely new conditions will govern the case. The possibilities of our retaining all the Ger man ships seized in our waters and of not paying a cent for the fleet or of keeping them and making part payment or returning them will then arise. As it is now, our title to the vessels is not questioned. The point at issue is how much they are going to cost us. Our view of that subject is contingent upon our national attitude on the treaty. Upon the assumption that the document would be ratified, the Lloyd George-Wilson agreement was not without its points of logic. Uncle Sara is a hospit- Ila-ve a ablo host who is beniu- Metaphor With Us ning to realize that lie bus not been sufficient ly discriminating in his lioicc of guests. He is u manufacturer who has learned that cheap labor is as costly us cheap machinery. lie is a foundrymnn whosu melting pot is in need of scraping. As Admiral Sims might well have pointed out, there is a freedom of nilence as well ab of bpcech ; for the man who is not gagged bus no need to "phew the rag." If our kiddies must write prize essays', why not let thcin tr, their hands nt the sub ject, "Why uie there .'JO.OOU school children in this city on lmlf time'.''' Jt us hope that male gossips will bo barred from the stuff of tho new Itritish amhiihsador to Washington, whoever he may be. If it is true, as Muted, that there is no illiteracy in Iceland, it mu.st be udmitted that it is a land in which education cuts some ice. Democracy is the flower of civilization, hut there ure home pessimists who think it is just u plant. The Jungles are ready to demonstrate that their name is something more thau tho mete symbol of freedom. Among the hymns omitted at the exer cises at the University of Pennsylvania on Saturday was "Dare to He a Daniels. " The best that can be suid of the treaty wrangle, which is just one year old, is that it is a squalling kid. There nro too many sideshows in tho present locul "carnival of crime" to give tho police any peace of mind. Cheer up1 Cherry tree stories urc ripe BERRY AND BRYAN Collector of Customs Is Strong Frlond of Man From Nebraska Storks of Well-Known Men rtOLLECTOR. of Customs William II. V n'rfy wns being congratulated the other day by friends on resuming nctivltlcs after being confined at home by Illness. But ho laughingly brushed aside tho sympathetic rcmnrks and Insisted that his only troublo was an "old-fashioned" but -persistent cold. In spite of tho fact that ho has been under the weather tho collector carries his years easily, although he seems a more mellowed and subdued Uerrv than tho man who stirred up the politics of the state In such a vigorous style only a few years ngo. Ucrry has always had a great fondness for William Jennings Bryan, and If tho commoner Bhould finally toss his hat in the ring it would seem strange if the man from Chester did not line up with the man from Nebraska. Tho Irony of politics was illus trated In the appointment of Berry to the collcctorshlp. He had the friendship of Bryan, of course, but A. Mitchell Talmer and Vance McCormlck were the dispensers of pntronnge in Pennsylvania. Berry, who would sooner light than cat, was eager to make the run for Governor of Pennsylvania. He had carried the commonwealth for stnte treasurer and felt sure that he could win tho governorship. But Palmer and his as sociate had other 'fish to fry. Their pro gram was McCormick for governor and Palmer for United States senntor. The question was how to get rid of Berry. Ho was "shelved" by making him collector of customs, and a mighty comfortable "shelf" it has proved, with two terms in the most important federal position in Pennsylvania. rTHIEItE is no pretence about Berry. He - hnd no knowledge of the intricacies of the tariff and the complcv regulations of tho customs service. He told a friend at the time ho was appointed that tho only quali fications he had for the post were integrity nnd common sense. After he had taken the oath of office ho proved that he was tho possessor of the second-named trait by re taining expert assistants as the heads of the important departments of the custom house. He devoted his own time to famili arizing himself with the men under him and with obtaining a general knowledge of the business, which in this district covers all of Pennsylvania east of the mountains and most of New Jersey nnd Delaware. One day an excited custom house broker came to him to protest against one of the rulings of the department and to ask him to give an opinion upon n difficult point of the revenue laws. He looked nt the man quizzically, and snid in a drawling way : "My friend, I'll have to pass that up to a better authority. I cannot answer it. But if you wnnt to hare a discussion upon prohibition or the silver question I'll guarantee to talk you to a standstill." fTMin appointment of the collector of cus- toms in Philadelphia is always looked upon as the supreme test of political power and leadership, in Pe'nn -ylvania. William V. Harrity was the Democratic national chairman when Cleveland was elected Presi dent the second time, nnd it was understood that Harrity would have the dispensing of the patronage in this state. Accordingly, ho recommended John It. Read for collector of customs. Read was a distinguished lawyer who had been United States at torney and a close friend of Samuel J. Tildeu. He was well fitted for the position, but his nomination was held up for many months. Some of Harrity's factional op ponents, headed by Congressman William McAlccr, had presented the name of a rival candidate for the post. Harrity stood pat. He had the President's promise that he should name the new collector, and he pro posed to rest on that. Finally the Presi dent sent for Mr. narrity and explained the situation. "I think." he concluded, "it might be a good thing to make a compromise in order to satisfy these people. We arc going h assume that Mr. Read is out of it, and I've sent for you in order to have you give me the name of your second choice for the collcctorshlp." There wns a pause, ami then the na tional chairman said in u very positive tone: "My second choice for this place is John R. Read. He is my tirst, second, third and only choice. T hope, Mr. President, he may be your choice, too." He left the White House and took the next train home. The following day Mr. Cleveland sent to the Senate the name of John R. Read to be collector of customs. WHEN McKinlcy was President, Quay and Penrose recommended O. Wesley Thomas for the collcctorshlp. A dispatch forecasting the selection aroused some of the Independent Republicans of the Ktate. A delegation was sent to Washington to make a protest and to urge the appointment of Mnjor Hancock for the place. One of the members of the delegation was Rudolph Blankenburg. They were "loaded for bear" as the saying goes, but the manner in which President McKinley handled this delicate situation illustrate-, the cleverness with which he ran his administration. The spokesman of the,delegation made a vehement attack upon the proposed np pointee. He said that ho was a politician and that what they wanted was the selec tion of a business man who would have tho confidence of the community. "Cnn you say anything against tho character of this gentleman?" asked the President mildly. "No," wh1- tin- frank acknowledgment, 'wo have nothing whatever to say against his integrity. H is clean, but wo do not think that he is the type of man for the place. Wc should have a man who will suit the business interests." A ITER the -peichmaking had been con cluded, and the members of the party felt that they had riddled the pretensions of Mr. Thomus the President in his most persuasive rammer asked the visitors if they would give him some information. They were all attention They were most anxious 'to give the President of the United States the benefit of their knowledge. "You are all more familiar with condi tions in your own city than I am," said Major McKinley smilingly. "What sort of a man is the President of the Union League. I mean what is his reputation for truthfulness and honor. Mind you, this Is confidential. It will be between ourselves." "Certainly." exclaime" the chairman of the delegation. "I happen to know the president of the League. In fact I'm n member of that club. He is n big man in every way ami I would accept his judgment on public and private matters." "Good," irndded tho President, "and what do you think of the president of the Maritime Exchange and the head of Drcxcl & Co." The vibitors gave both men the highest praise, as they did a dozen other names mentioned by the executive. "But, Mr. President," finally asked the spokesman, "what has that to do with the matter we nre discussing?" "Kverything," smiled the President, "be eaun ah f tlieso gentlemen have indorsed Mr. Thomus for the collcctorshii " 'I'liumiiH was appointed mid proved )(, one of thi' best collectors of i'uMouin in ,t, history of the port REMAKING HISTORY rI . 1 Tl 1 - .tj. - v n I ) . . I I ArilrJl .N .J 'i v J s IHHfLiHHfMHT Jtt A Z'tx,cnh7io9tntS9S9L jKH3fov v wj 1 m 1 lip 1 WMjyipfcf n Spkhc -Vi fVr EUL. ri('&sSlrtE .&5S. "ynAA !- ,., ' 3 - -s- --'A'L.'V s4f&r i-VVT'' .' j, 't r' ,-- ft jp 1 rf . ,1 ffi T- .,.- rtrUJIrf4ayffeB'iifr,r A " -rt.iW ...V'j itdjTJ.- tLtf"Jrf.-Jir .jr .rr.t" .t 11 ..i i 1 um ji u..3 ie FROM DAY TO DAY tATR. MARTENS, the Martens Stumps Senators Soviet Engineer Is Shrewd Revolutions and Brains Going Concerns Careless Einstein Theory Dozen Ether Is Now a Ghost 'A ur soviet ambassador. is much too clever and ready for his Senate in quisitors. E x a m i nations run something like this, which is not literal but typical: "Did the so viet government confis cate bank deposits?" "Yes, it confiscated deposits in excess of $10,000." Little gleam of satisfaction in inquisitor's eye, "And do you justify that?" "Yes, in the circumstances. As, perhaps, you justify your own government's recent confiscation of the liquor in this country." "Ah, but you don't prctond to think that those two cases are at all parallel?" "What I mean is that confiscation is not a new and terrible method exclusively re sorted to in Russia. Your own government in your own revolution confiscated the prop erty of the citizens who opposed it, the Tories. And again, when the citizens of the North opposed those of the South, the North confiscated a vast property in the South, the slaves." i q MR. MARTENS, a quiet little engineer, has n mind that works all the time and he knows his history. The senntors, not having had to use their minds in finding historical precedents for n revolution, are devastated when Murtens brings home the fa, that peoples in revolu tion behave very much alike everywhere. They kill their enemies. They seize their enemies' property They rediscover logic and, thrilled by its guidance, want to go wherever it leads. They hate compromise as a habit of slaves. They forget fear and in general scandalize the nonrcvolutionary part of mankind, which likes to have fear trcufd with greut respect. q q AND one striking thing that revolutions everywhere nnd always do is to bring the very best brains available into their service. You may not agree with the Lenlnes, Trotzkys and Martenses, but you have to admit their ability. Look at our own revolution. When did this country have its. best brains in its sendee? When it wns breaking away from Great Britain and setting up the democracy that was to bo the pattern for all other democ racies. Washington, Frnnklin, Jefferson, Hamil ton Mndisou wo have one hundred times as many people In this country toduy, hut it would be Impossible to point to one singlo man in public llfo who is equal to the least of these. j q q WHY? Wc are a going concern today and careless. It is not of vital consequence now whether we have Washingtons, .Tcffersons and Ham iltons to serve us or not. In a revolution it Is a question of life and death whether wo use our best brains or not. The scnBe that if we don't hang together we'll hang separately sharpens everybody's wits. Tho Russian revolution has had the whole world to fight. However impossible is its "dictation of the proletariat," it believes it and naturally does not put forward fools nnd incompetents to fight the whole world for it. q q q SCIENCE, at least advanced science, has just thrown over ether, that handy sub btauce which used to pervade all space. The Einstein theory, which only twelve nicu in the world understand, knocks out ether along with our ordinary conceptions of space and time. Thinking of bpuce tho way we used to, wo bad to imagine it filled with tther. Thinking of space the way the twelve disciples of Einstein do and the way the rest of us should if wc only could, we cun no longer imagine It filled with ether. flood old I'thrr. which used to conduct the sun's ruH across 110,0(10.000 miles of spun1, which iisimI to iiffoid 11 passage fur radio ruys through solid substances, or put ! k-k- : ' T "?":. ' " t-i- V Mi .mA. i"- v . ?rezr iw-&MEEmmmm:2 U iiM"Vtf&? x .n. v.. n - -r N f'-J. ;'.- it tho other way, good old ether, on which our thoughts used to travel to the remotest star and penetrate the solldest rock, is relegated to the limbo. Now when we send a thought out in the di rection of the sun tho thought has a hard time of it. Unaided by ether, it gets tangled up with the attrac tions of gravitation, does not go straight, behaves quite alcoholically in fact, and when finally we see the sun there it is not! j q q A LAS, poor Yorick ether ! It is agreeable to know that it has found a testing place In tho pleasant land of ghosts. The mun who knows most about the "other shore" assures us that our bodies there ore made of ether. Wc smoke ether cigars while ether birds sing to us ether songs sitting in ether trees. It is nice to know that ether, after all the good it has done in this world, ban ished by Einstein, should hnve found its way to heaven. q q q A EUROPEAN Entente, with the United I States sitting in as a spectator, docs' not make up a League of Nations. q q q TpPCJ the young 'novelist, the young man who has literature in him nnd who, by the universally accepted rule nowadays, "the seat of the trousers on the seat of a chair," may achieve literature. Hero is what a British publisher says: "The cost of producing books will compel us now to confine our business to tried au thors and to books on the subjects which tho newspapers have made popular. Unknown writers nnd adventurous manuscripts have no chuncc today, At one time wc could afford to speculotc in a new writer who appeared to us to have quality, for then the sale of 800 copies of a live-shilling book, which was possible, would show us a profit. Now wo must havo some assurance that we can sell L'000 of a six-shilling work or 1500 of a volume nt 7s. Cd., and very few books go thnt distuncc. The cost of paper, printing, binding nnd distributing is nearly Jour times what it was in 101-1." q q q "ITTHAT is the answer? ' The answer is going to be everywhere what it always is in France: books printed on poor paper and badly printed. And"hy not the sensible French sciiemo of unbound books? The works of new uuthors and most of the works of established authors last too long. They cumber our shelves. Thero is no room for them in modern apartments. The publishers are in It ague with the sec tional bookcase men. Speaking of prohibition to a dinner nudienco In New York, Senator Wadsworth said, "Tho last word bos not been said, and until it is we must move in that spirit of fair piny which results in public content ment." Which is a statesmanlike declara tionwhich means that it may mean any thing or nothing. Judging by the trend of modern fash ions (the growing sliraness of material and the growing fatness of price) tho price of fig leaves is going to be prohibitive. A professional politician Is the individ ual who HldctraPCT the offico when it becks the man. Ho is the bunco artist who puts the con in constitution. Fiunio is electrically charged and spurks fly whenever it Is touched. Socialists coutinue to get a lot of pub licity, thunks to the New York Assembly. It is not pessimism but common sense that pans the panacea, rrom now on tho bandwagon will grow increasingly popular. A food draft blows comfort to hupgry Europe j VAfflv v. ,r . fv V MY QVET T SEEK for love not for myself, J- 13 jt as a lovely thing to view ; Not to possess, as one might pelf With miser-passion working rue , My quest I go because 'tis fair With vision magical to bless; And as the sunlight everywhere To every eye brings happiness. I seck-for love I've gained such skill I find it now in many a place You'd iot surmise yes, comes its thrill Not only from a woman's face; But where the dewdrop loves the rose. The 'moonlight loves the summer 1ea; WhAM tn 1. 1U.U ...'t.l ,Ln. 1.1 T.II.IV, KM HIU livnu 1YIUU VI1UL U1UWS. miic icatict wnispcrs from the tree. Where brooklets steal on tender qucsU. And -slip their mossy banks between To-rock tho lilies on their, breasts, In shy and secret nooks unseen. And have .your glances ne'er beheld Even tho darkness creep to fold In dusky arms some statue spelled By marble beauty pure and cold? I seek for love, I seek for love For are not love and beauty one-1 On earth below, in sky above, The silver thread of love is Bpun , 'Twlxt wind and flower, 'twixt man and maid, 'Twlxt wave that leaps to wave in glee, The beauty of love can never fade, Nor ever lose Us glumourie. SAMUEL MINTURN PKCK What Do You Know? QUIZ 1. What was tho symbol of pcuce amom the American Indians? 2. In what year did the Easter revolution occur in Ireland? 3. How low did the thermometer falhvlien Admiral Peary was at the North Pole? 4. Who would inherit tho' British crown in case of the death of both George V and tho present Prince of Wales? 5. What is a chantry? 0. What is the highest mountain in Africa' 7. Who was the first chief justice of tbe United States? 8. What was the total number of men called for service in tho Civil War bj President Lincoln? 0. How many Inches make n meter? 10. Arc signatures in lead pencil good "i law? Answers to Saturday's Quiz 1. Three revolutions in which the Marqui do Lafayette played a prominent pari were the American nwolutiuu. 1 French revolution 'of 1780 and " revolution of July, in whldi, n SJU' tho French overthrew; the llouroon mounrchy of Churles X. JL. According to tho old style 1';l,.,1'r' I" voguo during part nf the cl"""" century, George Washington ws born on February 11, 17.'!2. 3. "Prejudice is the child 'snw;"B. Is from Hazlltt's essay, "On Preju de." 1. The word "bcenario" is originally IU linn. It should be pronounced though It were spelled 'Wmj-nnh-vce-o." , , 1 1, 5. Tho national colors were adopted I" pongrcss in 1777. 0. The Cardinals is the nicknamo r W St. Louis baseball club in the National League. 7. The word "foolscap" is a carnipio" of tho Italian "foBllo-cnpa -W ? sized paper. The punning bense of the ord is very ancient since the ;a..f murk of this sort of paper from t" Uiirtec" 1. o'the seventeenth century was "fool's bead with cap and belto. R YnniH uro the cdlblo tubers of certain 8 UM. oi tropical climbing p ant b of the species are used us food 1 w potatoes. They contain f """ become n..y:nb II. 10. Hornet' Wulpoio uesmt. - "-, vsmltl. as "Tim Inspired Idiot. &tinllvr Is the capital ,D95t' ; a V "4 .f'4Ml&Stor.& LU''.