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Canada, or United States pos sessions, roitnse free, fifty (50) cents per month, fclx (JO) i dollars per 3 ear. payable In' advance To all forolEii countries ono (Jl) dollar per month, NoTtcB Subscribers wishing address chanted must slve old as well as new uddrcss. BELL. 5000 TALMJT Kr.YSTONE, MAIN 3000 Cy.loVirpsa nil communications to Evening PuMIe Ledger, Independence .Square, l'MladelpMa. Member of the Associated Press . THE ASSOCIATED riZESS Is exclu sively entitled to the use for republication of all ieus dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and also the local news published therein. All rights of republication of special dls patches herein are also reserved. rhiUdrlphia, Tuesday, February 17, 1920 MORE TALK! Yn SUGGESTING that a tube to Cam- den might be better than a bridge Mr. AVcglein was careful to assure the Busi ness Science Club that he had an open mind. What he desired was "to open the way to a thorough discussi6n" of this new angle of an old project. Discussions supposed lo be thorough delayed the bridge at least twenty years. Talk, if it is ever started again, can delay it'for twenty years more. Vehicular tunnels of the sort that the president of Council seems to have in mind are still in the experimental stage. No one has any doubts about the utility of bridges. The monumental span now proposed should be put across the river without further delay. When it is fin ished the people of both communities will know how swiftly such improve ments pay for themselves. Then we can build other bridges or a tunnel. There will bo need for such additional conveniences. But it has required many weary years to get the mere talkers out of the way. MISTS ON THE ADRIATIC rpHE Fiumc situation seems to be a case -- of complicated proposals mysteriously arrived at. Neither the American, the British, the French nor the Italian position has been publicly defined. Out of the thick fog, reminiscent of the old days of the most furtive European diplomacy, arise indications that Italy is resigned to the enforcement of that portion of the secret treaty of London which denied her Fiume. On the other hand, there are reports that the Home government now demands an extensive strip of territory along the Dalmatian coast. President Wilson in the new note dispatched to the allied premiers is said to. be opposed to such an acquisition at the expense of Jugo slavia. Absence of details invalidates praise or blame. The best feature of the muddle i the evident desire on the part of all the na tions concerned to settle the Adriatic problem, so long and so perilously post poned. Its very regrettable factor is the dense mist, much more impenetrable now than when the doors were closed at the Peace Conference. OBSCURITY FOR WILHELM rpiIE alleged waiver of the Allies of -- their demand for the extradition of William Hohenv.ollern has at least one signal merit. It promises tr dispose of an extremely tiresome subject. Opinions differ as to the extent of punishment which the e::ile of Amerongen morally deserves, but the public is virtually a unic in desiring some practical settlement of his case. It is said that the Entente urges the transportation of the ex-emperor to one of the islands of the East Indian empire of the Netherlands. DuU:h sentiment is reported as favoring internment of tho refugee under strict guard in Doom. Agreement upon the precise isolation quarters ought not to ba difficult, now that Holland and the Allies are no longer at odds over legal principles of jurisdic tion. Obscurity is what William Hohenzol lern ilc&fM-vcs. There will be popular satisfaction if he is entfulfcd in it as speedily and as securely as possible. Ho doesn't belong in the news. THE SALE OF THOSE SHIPS npiIE country will be glad to receive the assurance of the President that there is no basis for the report of a secret agreement between the shipping board and British interests for the sale of the thirty former German passenger ships taken over by tho government during the war; and it is no less pleaded to learn that the board will insist upon assur ances that the ships will remain in the service planned by the board. It causes somo little concern, how ever, to learn that the board cannot put permanent restrictions on the use of the craft. The fact raises a host of con jectures and possibilities. It gives "tho impossible" a chance to happen. PEACE IN OUR TIME? STRIKES of the icope that is possible in modern industry cost more than many good-sized wars of the past. The need for a peace of understanding throughout industry is as greatly to be desired as settled peace between nations. Mr. Hoover, Secretary of Labor Wilson and numerous other practical and well informed men are sitting as members of tho industrial conference organized by the President to suggest a way to per manent peace in Industry. Mr. Taft, Daniel Willard, Mr. Bedford, of the Standard Oil Company, as well as Mr. (Gonipers and countless other experienced labor, und industrial leaders, have been giving the conference the benefit of their JtrWwleilgc and their opinions. Tlcii;t is announced that what the members of tho conference believe to bo a workable method of strike prevention will be suggested in tho forthcoming re port it is presumable that some progress at least has been made in what tho cynics liko to regard as an impossible task. Tentative expressions from Mr. Hoover and others serve to indicate what they have in mind. They would "humanize and dignify work of all kinds." Seeking a means to prevent strikes and to avert the hardship and losses of organized idle ness, they would insist upon "good wages, reasonable hours and all-around decent treatment for working people." Tho general lack of information rela tive to the fundamentals of labor dis putes seems to have suggested a way out for the industrial conference. The remedy which the members seem to have in mind is based upon the belief that you can alwas's submit your case to tho gen eral public and be assured of fair play. Tho scheme of future industrial settle ments probably will be based upon somo ugency authorized to uncover and pub lish the facts behind every strike pro posal in order hat the force of public opinion may deal with the offender. That isn't by any means a bad beginning. MR. BRYAN'S EMERGENCE FROM A FIVE-YEAR ECLIPSE Other Democratic Leaders Must Reckon With the Man Who Usually Senses Current Evils, Even Though He Prescribes Wrong Remedies TJIROM his winter residence in Miami, " in the region of palm trees nnd orange groves, whore the well-to-do es cape the cold season of the North in tho balmy atmosphere of the far South, Mr. Bryan has given out the synopsis of what he "regards as tho proper platform for the Democratic party to adopt in San Francisco in June. Consideration of the merits of the synopsis may be postponed for a moment in order that attention may first be con centrated on Mr.. Bryan himself. Who and what is he that he should tell the Democratic party what its platform should be? The Miami winter residence suggests part of what he is, but only part. ' In order to get a complete picture one must recall that Mr. Bryan also has a resi dence on a large farm in the suburbs of Lincoln, Neb. Mr. Bryan's ownership of a ranch in Texas must also bo kept in mind if one would get a material picture of the man whose landed estates occupy the three angles of a triangle, the base of which stretches two-thirds of tho way across the continent, while its apex is in tho heart of tho Middle West. There is here political strategy of a verjf subtle kind. And there is also evi dence in it of the accumulation of a con siderable fortune in the period between the year when Mr. Bryan went to Chi cago to report the proceedings of the Democratic National Convention in 189G for an Omaha newspaper and left that convention as tho presidential candidate of his party, and the time when he was able to cash in on his political prominence and invest the proceeds in landed prop erty. The man who owns the three widely separated residence., grew up among people of such mode'sV wealth that an income of $5000 a year seemed to him to be riches beyond the wildest dream of avarice, and the owner of a fortune of $1,000,000 became prima facie a criminals for, according to Mr. Bryan's expressed opinion while he was still poor, it was impossible for any man lo accumulate so much money honestly. In these views of his will be found the whole secret of Mr. Bryan. They were the views of hundreds of thousands of worthy men and wpmen of modest means in the Middle West. In expressing them Mr. Bryan merely put in words what the people among whom he had grown up were thinking. His strength from that day to this has lain in his ability to sense the feeling of tho silent masses. He did this when he protested against the mone tary system of the country in 189C. His cross of gold and crown of thorns speech, bombastic and fallacious as it seems when read today, carried the convention off its feet because it made vocal the feeling that the country was controlled by the bugaboo known as "the money power." His attack on "imperialism" was in spired by his knovleifge that the average American was opposed to the entrance of the nation on any adventures of em pire beyond the seas. His demand for government ownership o railroads came at a time when people were protesting against the abuses of power by the capi talists who controlled the transpoitation lines. It may be argued that the success of constitutional prohibition, after his ad vocacy of it for years, proves the con trary. But it does so only apparently. The reasons which Mr. Bryan always urged for prohibition were moral. It was not moral but economic reasons that car ried the constitutional amendment. The South is for prohibition because it had been discovered that liquor was so de moralizing the negroes that they were a menace to the safety of the whites. So the South prohibited the sale of liqu6r in order to keep it from the negroes. In the North excessive drinking was rapidly disappearing because it had been discov ered that it incapacitated men for work. Tho man who wished to keep his job had to remain sober or a man who did not drink would displace him. Great corpo rations declined to hire men who were known to drink to excess and some of them refused to hire men who drank at all. Intelligent self-interest abolished the liquor traffic in both the North and the South. But Mr. Bryan sensed tho feeling of tho country when ho aligned hinlself with tho prohibitionists. A recent instance of his power to. read the minds of his countrymen is found in his Jackson Day dinner speech in Wash ington, when he protested against making tho peace treaty an issue in the presi dential campaign and demanded its early ratification by the Senate. The speech in which ho made this protest raised him in an hour from his five-year eclipso and mado him the spokesman for that wing of his party which wishes to fight tho presidential campaign on issues which do not cut across party line! so confusingly as the treaty question, and consequently -. EVENING PUBLIC LEDGER - desires to get tho treaty out of tho way before tho convention meets, This brings us to tho Miami platform. It is not so definite on some, matters as ono might wish, but on others Mr. Bryan has agnin sensed tho feeling of great numbers of voters. Of course, tho plat form will indorse prohibition and woman suffrage, just as the Republican platform will indorse them. T,ho country at large is in no mood to consent to enforced military training. Mr. Bryan feels this when ho says the Democratic platform must oppose it. Ho denounces profiteer ing. No ono favors it because it sounds bad. No one will admit that ho is a profiteer. But every one who thinks ho has been a victim of a profitccr'will ap prove Mr. Bryan's denunciation of tho greedy. Ho' talks nbout "taxation," "labor problems" and "political owner ship" without going into details. If ho has learned tho lesson of his past failures and can refrain from prescribing remedies ho is likely to have as much in fluence in tho San Francisco convention as Mr. Wilson, if not more. When the weather gets mild enough Mr. Bryan will go to his Lincoln farm and issue proclamations from that point of vantage, and he will laugh at the Nebraska politicians who think they can destroy his power by refusing to allow him to go to the convention as a delegate. Mr. Bryan's political strength is not de pendent on Nebraska indorsement. Mr. Wilson is likely to make this discovery before the national convention meets in Jun;. THE WATER CRISIS TN SPITE of the fact that new pumping stations and new equipment are sorely needed, the immediate responsibility for the serious limitations on the water sup ply in certain sections of Philadelphia falls upon tho public. During tho war period plumbing re pairs were in abeyance. Water wastage by dripping pipes and spigots has re sulted. Tenants of insufficiently heated buildings often keep the faucets running in cold weather to prevent the pipes from freezing. In addition there is the chronic extravagance of a community in, which the per capita consumption of water is 160 gallons daily forty gallons more than in New York city. I Arguments for the universal installa tion of water meters here have been re iterated, but they now arc more perti nent than ever. Jvlo real hardship would be involved if the arrangements for cost were properly mado and there would be powerful spurs to discretion in the use of a water supply which under normal circumstances is exceedingly generous. The present crisis is attributable to the continual cold spells and, so far as central Philadelphia is concerned, partly to the exhaustion of tho reserve supply in the East Park Reservoir. With due caution and somo consideration of plumb ing deficiencies, the public can rectify matters temporarily. The obligations of the Water Depart ment cannot, of course, be overlooked, but their bearing is upon tho future. It is stated that new pumping'stations nec essary to minister to extravagance can not bo completed before eighteen months. In the meantime there are likely to be periods of shortage in summer, when the heat increases the water demands, and in winter, when the, fact that running water will not freeze occasions squander ing. Broadly speaking, it io obvious that any great metropolitan district should have us much water as it wants. But miracles cannot be performed offhand. In their absence observance of tho ra tioning principle, which eased the food situation so materially in wartime, would be highly beneficial. Meters are a check of the most practical type. They will teach us. among other things, sane economy a subject to which our re markably liberal water supply makes us indifferent until a serious penalty for ex travagance is imposed. , The Bureau of Water and the citizens served by it have joint responsibilities. The virtue of an ae Amba.adur Commerce t ion sometimes lies in its limitations. As for in.-tunce : That the lifting of tlio block ade of Itussia lins its limitation.-, is mani fested by the fact (to cite but one case) that the American Manufacturers' Export Asso ciation has warned its members against trudiug with soviet Russia because the gov ernment there is neither stablo nor perma nent. Commerce in its nutural channels will now proceed, by withholding credit, cither to wipe bolshcvlsm from the face of the world or to give the party which bears the name a course in conservatism and business horse sense that will change its complexion and warrant the resumption of business relations. Commerce is a great little diplo mat and its line of talk is nt once convincing and constructive. Holland has invited The Original Sweden, Norway, Dovecote Denmark and Switzerland to meet with her in the Carnegie Peace Palace in The Hague to discuss participation in the permanent court of international justice pro vided for by Article XIV of the Loaguc-of-Xations covenant. Perhaps the Peace Dove will hover around its own original dove cote, and, then again, it may be that discus sion may drive it away. Every once jn a while a "prelim" has enough "pep" to dis count the big "mill." Tho tobacco tin in ."smoke Up! January in the first Pennsylvania internal revenue district amounted to more than a million und a half dollars. There is no more peaceful and delightful way of raising revenue. "I don't amount to anything." says Vice President Marshall. Well, nobody can accuse him of having an exaggerated ogo. And he assuredly has a sense of humor. Per haps the gentleman really totes up higher than the country imagines. Without doubt, many pompous windbags huve acquired fame on a smaller mental equipment. An1 if that is but scant praise, ho has himself to thank for it. No man can continually knock him self without others catching the habit. A London professor has discovered thut Loudoners have black lungs. But they need not become unduly excited on that account ; the same thing was discovered nbout Pitts burghers u generation ago, and they're not a bit the worse for it, apparently. Mr Tlryan and Mr. Edwards may both do good work m tho Democratic national convention They may dfy'troy each other's chances. PHILADELPHIA, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY IT, BEHIND THE SCENES WITH FAMOUS MEN LariaJng Tells Story of Thomas Bailey Aldrlch Blaine In Philadelphia. ' Bryan's Sense of Humor THE Washington newspaper correspond ents will miss Secretary Lansing. In spite of tho fact that the Department of State -is supposed to be tho most secretive place in the City of Rumors, thcro was the utmost candor between the newsgathercrs and tho secretary of state. The reason for this was not difficult to understand. Nothing was printed without permission. More than one star newspaper man lias possessed state secrets, tho publication of which would have created mild (sensations, but which were not printed for the very reason that they were secrets affecting tho good of. the' nation. In a word, tho news paper men had the confidence of Mr. Lansing and respected It with scrupulous fidelity. Secretary Lansing frequently met the cor respondents' iffter the day's work was over nnd chatted Informally nbout mcn.nnd things. He was fond of telling a story of Thomas Bailey Aldrlch, the writer, who was ono of his friends. When Aldrlch was beginning his literary career he called upon an eminent Boston editor with a poem. Unfortunately tho editor was not iu his office, but the aspiring poet noticed a memorandum stuck so conspicuously upon his desk that it was impossible not to sec it. Scribbled ou tho paper in pencil were the words: Don't forget to sec the Hinder. Don't forget to mail B his contract. Don't forget ll's proofs. The temptation to Aldrich was too great to be resisted. He left his poem on tho desk and, pulling out a pencil, added to the memorandum : Don't forget lo accept A's poem! ' JAMES G. BLAINE was another secre tary of state who was highly esteemed by the newspaper men who came in contuct with him. At tho time of his famous visit to Europe many men, including Andrew Carnegie, wanted him to make another run for the presidency. It was planned that the canny Scotchman should sound him on tho subject nnd if he was a receptive candidate Carnegie was to cable New York friends "goods delivered," or words to that effect. But no cablegram came, and when Mr. Blaine landed the decision like Mohammed's coffin was in midair. Soon after Mr. Blaine's return he was in duced to roiike a speech in this city. It was a hurried nrrnugement, with little time to advertise, but when the Plumed Knight reached Broad Street Station he was greeted by a crowd that blocked the streets in every direction. He had to fight his way to the Academy of Music, and when he left that building, after speaking to u record-breaking audience, he was almost engulfed by the mob. As it was, in reaching his carriage yes, they used carriages in those days his high silk hat was ruined. There was nothing to do, except to go to a fashionable hat store on Chestnut street and purchase a new tile. It was there, while the obliging hatter tried to fit Blaino with adequate headgear, that the man from Maine talked iu a genial and informing manner with the newspaper reporters. He recalled the days when he hud been an instructor in the Pennsylvania In stitute for the Blind and at the same time an editorial writer on one of the leading newspapers in the Keystone State. After he had been fitted with a hat and as he rose to leave the shop he put his hand on the shoulder of one of the young reporters now no longer young, alas! and said in a fatherly tone: "My son, there isn't any occupation in the world so interesting, so exciting, so vivid as the newspaper game. I know because I've had a taste of it and besides that I've natu rally come into contact with many men of the profession. It's the bct business in the world und will lead anywhere if you get out of it soon enough." ' There was u sequel to this little incident of the hat shop. One of the newspaper men induced the dealer to give him tho damaged tile. It was blocked into shape, placed in a glass case und for a long time occupied a place of honor in the main room of the Pen and Pencil Club. By one of the little ironies which add to the guyvty of life, it had for company the boxing glove used by Jim Corbctt when he put the great John L. Sullivan "to sleep." i-'or jears the plug hat and the discolored mitt remained side by side in the clubroom, and if inanimate things hud the power of thought and speech, what tales the tile and tho glove might have un folded to one another ! w. 1LLIAM JENNINGS BRYAN is uu- i other secretary of state who has natu rally come into clove association with news paper men'. It will be recalled that he re ported the Republican national convention in the year that ho captured the Democratic nomination for the presidency. It was the time he made his famous "cross-of-gold" speech. That oration for it was an ora tion won him the nomination. It became evident long before tho roll call of delegates was finished that he was going to bo a win ner, and three newspaper men from Phila delphia determined to be the first ones to congratulate him upon his nomination. Leaving the convention hall, they hurried to the sccond-rutc hotel where he was staying in Chicago and, bursting into' the room, pre sented their compliments and told him that they had tho distinction of being the first to fellcitute him upou his new honors. "No," he declared, smilingly, "you are not the first. I have here a telegram from an old friend 'in Nebraska." They looked curiously at the little slip of yellow paper, and Mr. Bryan added: "That is from the superintendent of tho State Insane Asylum of Nebraska." Before the laugh had died away he was telling them of an incident in his career as a public speaker. ' "It was in Nebraska, and I had a most attentive audience," lie buid. "I noticed, however, that the men on the first two benches iu the little hull were always the first to grasp my points and to applaud them. After the meeting I spoke to an acquaint ance and told him how much 1 appreciated the discrimination of these particular men, who seemed to be so mentally alert and who thought so much quicker than the rest of the audience. He was silent for a moment nnd then said: "I'm sorry to spoil your joy, but the ptcii on the first two benches wero partly cured inmates from the State lusuno Asylum, brought here by a keeper for an outing." Tho fact that Uryau could tell this btory on himself proves that he is not entirely without u bensc of humor. Mayor Hague, of Jersey City, says the only issue worth while thnt faces tho country Is the liquor issue. 'Tin thus the wisdom of the world finds itself in a pint pot. There i3 increasing und, Tor tho most part, kindly inclination to consider the Lansing episode un indication that the Presi dent is still a sick man. Fear that the dry laws will aftcct pas senger traffic on American ships Is not well founded. People will travel ou good boats whether they be "wet" or "dry." Those whom Trotzky sneers at as "red without uud wblto within" might retort that it is better so than "white without nnd black wlt!in, -' "THE LEAST YOU kigsnTi t,-i,..,....-r.,...u ffiiarHiliKkSn r" DRJOHNSONTALKSOFRAILROADS Dean of Wharton School Tells Why Government Operation Proved a Failure pOVERNMENT operation of railroads J has been a failure because the govern ment gives, way to pressure for wage in creases, but docs not have the moral courage to increase railroad revenues by a raise in rates," said Dr. Emory R. Johnson, dean of the Wharton School oLtho University of Pennsylvania, today. "That is exactly where government oper ation breaks down in a democratic country," he continued. "Tho lust twenty-six months have developed the inevitable shortcomings of government administration of the rail roads." It was made plain by Doctor Johnson that he was not criticizing tho wage increases. Ho was merely pointing out the lack of moral courage ou the part of the government when the question conies up of raising rates in face of country -wide protests, to meet in creasing operating expenses. "This was not the case in Prussia, for instance," he said. "There the railroad board quietly sat down, figured what the rates should be, and they were put into effect whether the people liked it or not. "Notwithstanding au increase in traffic from !$a,GOO,000,000 to 55,000,000,000 during the' last twenty-six months, there is a deficit of $000,000,000." Concerning the critical railroad situation, ho said: "Can the railroads be successfully financed and operated when they are re turned to their owners'; For two years the government has drawn upon the public treas ury to maintain the credit of the carriers; after March 1 the companies uni-.t be self supporting or become buukrupt. "If the curriers avoid failure their in comes must cover operating expenses, muin tenance and capital charges ; if the com panies succeed to the extent that is de manded in the public interest they must not only be able to meet unavoidable expenses, they must have surplus revenue. If there is no income to be used in part for better ments and in part for building up u surplus, or reserve fund, the public will not invest in railroads, their credit cannot be re-established and muiutuiued and corporate owner ship and operation of tho railways will full." The country, according to Doctor John son, must decide between udequatc revenues for the railroads or government ownership. "The countfy has hud two years' experi ence with government operation," he con tinued. "With the exception of tho rail road employes very few people want the ex periment continued. Free as the people of the United States are with government funds, they will not be disposed to make an iultial investment of $18,000,000,000 to .f'JO, 000,000,000 iu railroads and to raise u minimum of even f per cent of that sum $1,000,000,000 additional capital each year to provide for betterments and extensions. "If bhippcrs und travelers had been better served during government operation thun they were during corporation management; if the government, hnd made ends meet in stead of incurring a large deficit, thcjmblje might possibly desire tho continuance of gov ernment operation and, might favor public ownership of the railroads ; but the showing made by the government is not encouraging," Failure of the government to run tho rail roads with positive biiccess, according to Doctor Johnson, was not due to luck of ubility upon the part of cither Directors General McAdoo und Hines. Both arc men of great executive capacity and ability, ho said, . "However." he said, "the limitations of government management of transportation have been clearly revealed by the experience of the railroad administration during the last two years. The service has become less efficient, 'the number of employes has been Increased, wages and other expenses have riben rapidly partly because of the war nnd partly because of political reasons revenues have not been increased to meet the enlarged expenses and a large drain has been mude upon tho taxpayers to make up annual deficits. 1 un 'Tie government is entitled to credit for V 1920 CAN DO IS TO MUZZLE having given greater unity to railroad oper ation, both lino and terminal. It has done much that the carriers wcre prohibited.from doing. The public now realizes thnt co operation of the carriers in the joint use of equipment nnd terminals should be encour aged inste'ad of jircvented. "Past regulation forbade many economies and conveniences iu transportation that will in the future, be required of the carriers as a result of government operation, and it is most fortunate that the experience of tho government lias given the public clearer views concerning" the principles thut should con trol tho relutions of the government to the curriers. "Tho railroad legislation now pending in Congress must solve very difficult questions, but the most critical one is that of providing for the future regulation of railroads in ac cordance with a policy that will causo the carriers to secure revenues sufficient to en able them to perform their bervices ade quately and with progressive efficiency. "The railroad business must be made at tractive to private investors or the country will have to adopt government ownership and operation of the railroads. Thcro is no other alternative." ' , Earnest politicnl students have decided that the only way to scoro'a knockout against a contractor-politician is with a right-hnnd blow to the pocketbtfok. Would it be too frivolous to remark that a municipal asphalt plant might knock tho tar out of the contracting business? The President's mind is keen, says Doctor Dercum. Mr. Lansing knows that it is sharp, at least. We presume the peace treaty will be ratified just as soon as tho Senate grows tired of debate. Potatoes arc being used as currency in Poland. A fortune of that kind could be easily frittered away. Modem fashions give coufirmatiou of the old adage that beauty is skin deep. Every duy is clean-up day in the police department. HUNGER TO! NOT that kind of hunger! Mine ' leads my soul nfar; My body may bo motionless, my dreams be yond a star. Perhaps ihn out n-wnlking. It may be with a friend. Ho thinks I heed his talking, and my vision without end Seeks, with craving ho suspects not, a far and viewless goal, Mny be n face I've loved and lost whose lack ing works me dole, And in my heart, upon its knees, my aching spirit cries Imploringly to Memory to feed its hungry eyes ! Another hunger too there is That comes and never goes, That does not leave mo even in sleep when weary eyes I close, With pangs uiicenslng keener far than those of cara or eyes, ' Whoso crnviug is more hopeless, for which no solace hies, And never artist's limning can o'er nssungo the pain, To which no balmful echo floats amid tho wlud or rain ; For naught can bootho the hunger of a heart bereft and sore, Whose nrms would clasp a vanished form that's fled fororcrinorg I SAMUEL MINTURN PWIC, t THE BRUTE!", SIX TEAPOTS TOHN ANDERSON, my Jo, John, ' When you and I wero young, Wo had a weo U.'"o teapot With rosy garlands hung ; As underneath the evening lamp Its smoking stream would flow, We often kissed above It there, John Anderson, my Jo. John Anderson, my Jo, John. When children first began To fill our house with laughter As about tho place they run, We had nn earthen teapot With a 'redly brownish glow, AVe'd give them just a taste from it. John Anderson, my Jo. John Anderson, my Jo, John. When all our bairns grew up. Wo had a Sevres teapot To fill each fragile cup, And in a merry scrimmage It got broken, John. You know I almost cried about it then, John Anderson, my Jo. John Anderson, my Jo, John. When our Mary was a bride. Wo had a silver teapot That was rather high and wide When Thomas brought his girl to tea Or Martha brought her beau, It held enough for all of us, John Anderson, my Jo, John Anderson, my Jo, John, When our birdlings nil had flown. And settled in new houses With new teapots of their own Wo had a small gray teapot , With gilt figure's in a row 1 broke it only yesterday, John Anderson, my Jo. John Anderson, my Jo, John. This one you've bought is bun: With rosy garlands, like the one We hnd when wc wero young I like to think it is tho sumo We had so long ago We've gono bnck thirty years tonipt, John Anderson, my Jo. SUB BOSA. What Do You Knoio? QUIZ When was the Mninc i i. blown up in Havana harbor? Who was her commander? What is agouti? Who was Victor Cousin? AVhat mountain in the Uuitcd State- i ranked ns an uctivc volcano .' AVhat is a celesta? When did Galileo live? Of what country is Bucharest tuc l tal? AVho was secretary of state wan field? AVbat was tho value of a groat .' (I 10. Answers to Yesterday's Quit Robert Lansing is a native of New k state. , . . v.i. Horatio was the first name of Lord " son and Lord Kitchener. An exordium is tho beginning or iutw ductory part, especially of a dlscoarm or treatise ... Edelweiss literally means no We " uc General Ambrose E. Bumslde, f manded tho federal army at H icksburg, was nicknamed Kaiser ThoTxprcssion "'' "'"ll'XIw ,ru nmnlnved-bv Washington. Iivw -C I. 0. In "AVoIferfs Roost," in "' use of the phrase is said to warn llcl,utr. .-.. . ,n,t in order 7. 'Jo box tne compus . w . . --- , b n, ii,piv.tu-n nolnts, The worn i; ; i.. .1.1.. cv,. is from the hpani. 'l.nvnr ' to Kail UlOlind. . II 8. Teheran Is the capital of 1 era a' 0. 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