mawm&m ("' i t Tg' ,?:FPr',T.''"'''F"' 'I 'ySWSWW'WF'BWr -v- .. m fee.-- K i . . v . RE 18 EVENING' PUBLIC UDDGER-PHHADEEPHIA", MONDAY? DEOEMBEE 8, 1919 0 FFER NEW WAY 10 PLAY SANTA DR. CATTELL HAS BIRTHDAY, BUT WON'T TELL HIS AGE D'OLIER TELLS PLAN White-Williams Foundation Ap peals for Funds to Educate Needy Children FUNDS ARE NOW EXHAUSTED City Statistician Gives Sonic I Statistics on His Own Accom plishments Also Admits His "Hat Air'l Would Heat Trolley Cars fori Four Months Opportunities to Kle '"fill Christum presents tlmt will crow in riluo lit. tho rears pass lire offr-rrtl by Hip WhitCi William Koundutiuii for Kiliirulinnul Social Hen lis . This orRanixntmn. which for ycurn, has had lib heiiiliimirters tit UL'2 Clierr) j street, was oriRiiiiiloil to help unv tinil( tfirls obtain an ciluoutlori. Now the work is mennwd by luel. of 1'unilfl. The uBsurintion lias issueil au ap ' peal to klnd-hcartwl persons who us-h 'o accomplish some veal Rood in their Christinas i ititr to charil). tntcs help is forthcmi iuj; at once many Pacer voudk stuilpnt will be compelled to I abandon their education and return lo the factory wovl. or oilier oecupa Mous from which they were reaeued.j ,ind others will lof.e the opportunity to 'ake up needed studies Onlj One I'ari of Wurh Onco more life will confront them With drear prospect:-. Their educa tion and, hi ill more to be recruited, heir Americanization, will come i through tiaRi'dout mediums. Tho cstablihhmeut of tebolarships for : childreu is only one phase of the fouuda- : lion's charitable work, ami it is now j drawing ou ill- rapid! diminishing gen- ' Tat welfaie worl. funds to keep up thib feature of its program. It has uo endow niviiit. The work Is i arricd on by means of oluntary contribution:-, which have been obtained fiy zealous nersoirb working silently for neither glof. uor gam tor tncmscivcs. I'erhap the following Uories may serve as Christmas-Rift sugcralluiis for i those who wish to share tbeir bounty : Marian i. a freshirfan in IiIrIi school. Her fnthcr, a 1'rusbyteriuu clci-mau. J died eight jcar.- ago, and since theu her , mother has struggled alous to 'give to , Iter children the education their father wished them to have. Hut ckrguienV walaries are notoriously small and little . was left to insure the childicn'a educa Uou. i "V'e hae all heard stories of poor Jjlergymcu's families: of hopes .held i high and liugers worn bare. Marlun'u life has been like that, and now It seems its if her mother was well worn out with the struggle. Determined to mute i every effort to keep Marian at school 'be has made her last sacrifice. Hhe I heard of. the 'White-Williams founda lion this autumn and weut to it with , the flickering hope that her little girl might be helped. The money that the fouudatiou had K. .1. rnttell, cit statistical), fa celebrating his birthday anniversary tn dii. Me made no statement as to his age, hut he said this morning; "I am happier and .lounger today than I hae been for fifty, sixty or seventy .(ears. 1 thank (iod for plenty of work, plenty of sleep and my regular four meals a day, with an thing else I grab between times." The venerable statistician -accepted all over the country as one of the ablest und mo.st entertaining of public speakers- said he had spoken at about one thousand luncheons, banquets and entertainments during the last ytnr. "II the words were placed end to end, thej probnbl would reach to Mars, or it the combined hoi uir engendered by my various talks was assembled, it would heat the trolley ears of Phil adelphia for four nioulhs. seventeen days and six hours,'' he admitted. Doctor t'nttell he is a doctor, but never wears (hut appendage to his name doesn't go around bragging about It, but city official1 know that he knows more about Philadelphia than a mouse doe. about cheese, a soldier does abmit lighting or an eight year old boj knows uboul stealing cherries. lie can give you the pr minute pro duction of carpels, luce, locomotives, machinery and lirihii in Philadelphia. And he does, at ever place where lie has a chance to boost 1'hiludelpliitt. Nobody but Doctor Cattell seems to Sonic Real "CaUcllisins" of City's Statistician 'Phi' venerable city statistician emitted the following "Cullellisms" today : "If the hot air engendered by iny various tslks war. assembled it would heat the trolley curs of Philadelphia for four mouths, seventeen daya and sis hours." ")t the words were assembled eil to end. the rope formed would reach to Mars and then some." "1 tun several years uvvny from the hundred marli, but I won't tull you which way. ' "1 am happier and younger thun I have been for lift , slity or seventy years." "I thauk tiod for plenty of work, plenty of sleep und my four regular meals a day with anything else I cuu grab between times." OF CAPITAL SESSION cent for each ten cents or fraction thereof of the amount' paid for admis sion to any place.' "The Treasury Department has. ruled that tho churtcr granted by Congress to the American Tgoii does not entitle u to exemption troni this inx. for th affair hvc been disposed of. A ladies' auxiliary is being formed, and a committee will bo selected Thurs day night lo promote this work. A perjnnuent organization of the mothers, wives. Rlslers and dnuirhters of ex- ticrViee men will be established, nud will Legion Heads to Lay Before Federal Officials the Needs of Ex-Service Men U. S. TAX WARNING ISSUED in i ,rin ruini itum into lit, - r - - - - - . fPl,. i. -' 1.1- 1... 1. ..,...... i uoomriiU! with tills post. i u- iti. jn itu.i iiuiu LM lilt" Hiriiu.T aa, .. - tut in .. . paying for admission, but it appears L0r!,T L ,fe J'0' f,r J" 2JJ that in many cases the posts do iiotJ to'" ?, ''" ."ft S! I?!0- "1 "I'l.0'?' lhe ,dn.L00R r:r.' nl?r: tonher AVogau. linanen olficer,; Isaac 1" "V.-'i"'. '"."."" ".K,VPn "!" "" lui (lallaghcr. Joseph Hood, John A ."V: ''."., '" ''" cases inc person jjalnes. Patrick Jones and John Mon sinus mum ol uie nix io uie covernmeni. i i,,r,., ,r,nt VZ ,.,, " "" '',,"w' ,tl' Pf.01' Haines, Patrick :iones and John Mon 6. f V.'ifViT ,cnKV',V a,hai- tagu, cxeculivo committee; Hugo Jim- is muM beheld responsible for pay- J ?' chaplain, pro tern; and Joseph nl of the tax to the government. i paii.rmo, R1.rgeaut iit-nnns.- Plirpo: know his eiuet age. And that ia one statistic he keeps a dark secret, lie admitted this morning that he was sev eral years away from the hundred mark, 'Mint I won't tell you which way," he said. Who's Who gives his ago as sixty -four jears. . Doctor C'attell wears a mustache and Villi'. M'll lul. Al(l ,J I I .l-lllll. 111'J I", (Mill,.! .. itimiiii in, (, 1.4...' . . I Ul IUUI7 I emotions arc telegraphed as far us the I eye can see by the status ' of these I adornments, (jcrmany. lor instance, I causes them to brittle out al right angles from his face. i Thos whiskers lime been known lo mwi softly to and fro as he told some ' sorrowful tale of the slums or other slur of suffering, and they Imvc been known to falrlv radiate patriotism as I he (old of (he scream of the American i eagle or made a pica' for recruits dur ! in;.' the war. for Knob purp'osea wus exhausted. The plea of Marian and her mother had to bo refused. 't'heu there is the story of u boy that the foundation vvorkcru tell: 1'khvard's mother is a widow who reccutly had u severe .operaliou. She probably will not bo able lo work again iu a long time If ever. Their home has been cut down to two rooms in a tenement. The boy worked all last hummer and had tried to save enough to euable hiiu to enter high school. Forced To Decline Aid Ho hud just reached fourteen. It has been his dream lo have an education, and his mother has vowed to do every thing in her power to help. Then came her illness ami incapacity for work. In October a friend aed the White Williams Foundation to help, lint its fund wni exhausted. It could do nulh ing. They say Edward is u bright boy and bus the makings of a capable citi.en. On the waiting list of the White - Williams Foundation are the names of twenty-five growing boys nod girls. There are many more tlie institution has in mind, and hundred more it would assist if It were within its means. Two hundred dollars will provide the average scholarship for a year. Iu some cases fifty cents a week for car fare is supplied.to needv children whoso school i far from (heir homes. The .S'JOO a year euables a child to I. ay for carfare, books, luncheons and other personal expenses; but $!!00 is far le.ss than the child could earn by work 'iig, so it often requires real sacrifice by (lie family to let the child go to school instead of to work. Auy one wishing to become it Christ inas godmother or godfather to ouu of these wistful children will be welcomed at the heud(piar(ern of (he Whlto Williams Foundation, ITi-'J Cherry street, and assurance will be given that whatever amouut is given will bo io vested in some child's present happi ness and future citizenship. of the Ibrec-dii.v confer ence between American Legion and gov ernment otlicials, which will be held in Washington next week, arc outlined in a statement given out b.v I'runklin D'Olier, of this cllv. national colli -luamler of (he American I.egiiui. His siatcinenl follows: "The lirsl concern ol the represen tatives of the American Legion who lit tend the Washington meeting to fur ther th" recommendations of the re cent nalional convention will bo the wolfarV ol the disabled service men, TtHscd on a careful study of conditions affecting Ihewi men. (he American le gion pi-ccnls specific recommendations lo government officials and members of Congress calculaled to secure to the disabled men und their lamilies that liberal ti'ialmeul which they have rea son to cMicel from (lie people of u grateful und p.unolic nation. . "To I his end immediate actiou is necessary mil ouly ou the part of of- . ticlals of the iiureau of War Hisk In surance, the Federal .Hoard for J oca- . liouiil lOduc.itioii and the Public Health Service, but also ou the part of ton greis. Legislation should be enacted I und carried lulo efTect promptly to put the treatment of these men ifud their families as regards compensation, hos pitalization, medical care and voca tional training on mi adequate and lib- , oral bash.1' Warned of Federal Tn , Warning that posts of the Legion, conducting dances and other enterlum meiits. uiih I take into consideration tho ( federal Inx collectible against such amusements has been sent, out to Phil adelphia and Pennsylvania posts by the' statu headquarters The commissioner ot internal revenue advised the .-late heads of the Legion1 that such functions were subject to tax, i and notice was forwarded immediately , to post commanders, to that there might lie no pos.-ibilit of an infraction of the law. It appears (hat some ot Hie posts, not reuli.ing that it was necessary (o ur range for I lie payment of the lax, had overlooked it until after (he dance or oilier entertainment had been given Their profits therefore were depleted I lo the extent i,f the lux. The bulletin from stud; Iicaihiuurlers reads iu part: I "This ulliec is advised by the coin missioner of inlernul revenue (hat ad 1 missions to dances, entertainiiien(s, etc., given by or for the benefit of the Amer i lean Legion are subject to the tax on I admissiiiu imposed by Section 800 of ! the Itevenue Act of 1!)1S. 1 "Thi.- section 'imposes a lax ot one 112 Join Post No. 87 One hundred and twelve members have" joined Post. 87, the musicians' pi.st. according to the announcement made yesterday by Kdwln ltrinlon, its organi.cr. The post held its regular ineeliiig in the Third Kegiment Armory yesterday, and the membership was en thusiastic as to the future of (lie post, which has been, 'named after Colonel Caldwell K. lliddlc. "We are Very fortunate." said Sit', liriiitop. "in obtaining (he Third Itegl mriiti Armory fvr our meetings, mid we are indebted to (leuerul Prh-e for (his courtesy. We have 1 1li enrolled in our post. These men were in (he various outfits, and served as musicians iu dif ferent branches of the service." After a month of preparation the Charles and John Flsclier Post. !.'t."i, in the western end Of (ho Thirty eighth ward, has completed Its arrangements for a dance iu Colonial Hall, .Main and, Cotton streets, Munayunk, Thursday e veiling, declares Charles J. O'Neill, post commander. Five hundred tickets Donald T. Hhcnlon Post No. Kit), in Ihe Forty-sixth ward, has elected .1. Tl. .AL Andrews as lis post commander. The other officers are: W.illlam H. Ileister, Jr., post vico commander; William A. Zlrknian, post adjutant j Jesse It. Oakman, finance officer, and John H. Harvey, employment officer. A drive is being made liy this post for engineers who were iu the service. County Coinniltleo lo Form The county commit lee of the Legion will meet touight iu the Assembly Uoom of the Chamber ot Commerce, Widener Uulldlng, Juniper nud Chestnut- streets, al S o'clock to orgnuizc. County officers for the ensuing year will bo elected, und n constitution und bylaws for 'the government of the county body will be adopted. It is anticipated that there will bo n lively discussion as lo several features of the bjlaws wliich will "be presented by ii, n nreeiiilro committee for approval. In fuct, this meeting is considered one! of the most important in tho county, j since, tho policy of tho Legion in I'll I -adclphla for the first year ot its permanent organization wilt depend upon tho character of leadership deter mined upon tonight by the members ui the county committee representative, of the sCVculy-clfiht posts, Tho First, Pennsylvania Infantry will present Walter M. Clearly Post with regulation national timl American Leg ion flags next Thursday night, when the post will meet in the First Itcgltnciit Armory. The presentation ot tho colors wlU he made by Afujor General James W. Laltn. N. (I. P., oldest officer pt his rank in the state. The following night a "welcome homo''1 daueo to world vvarcteraus.and their families of the First Pennsylvania, Infantry will bo given by tho womin'a. auxiliary. A social and business session ot George N. Althouso Post, 'of fforris tovvn, will bo held In the Norrlstown city hall tonight. This post la con ducting n campaign for 1000 memers. Bale of Leather Hurte Pier Worker Herman Broze, thirty years old, 7C5 Soutli Front street, at xvorlc early to day in the bold of the steamer Largolen, at Pier No. 10, North, Was struck on the back by n bale of leather and seriously injured. Ho is In the Penn sylvania Hospital. Physicians fear his 6aclt is broken. Kidney, Stomach and Bladder Trouble Why Suffer Longer Drink Mountain Valley Water The famous curative miter from Hot Sprtitfe, Doctors Endorse and Recommend It. Mountain Valley Water Co.. 718 Chestnut St. M.n. IVllnnt SUfl 8frM lit !iJIe Clut. Ilotelt, Cat n T. Eoia'by flrt'clt gtcenri. drurelt, ete., iiiiiisif iHli R. R. dlntnc cnr. er direct by ua. United States Railroad Administration Director General of Knilrouds B AliTIMORE & OHIO R. R. w Important Notice Kbr tho purpose of saving' coal, notice ie hereby (riven that, effective 12:0,1 A. M. Wednesday, December lOlli, 1019, and con tinuing until further notice, no excursion trniim, special trains or sections of regular trains will' bo operated, and the following' im portant changes in passenger service will bo made: J Pullman parlor cars will be eliminated from all trains except thosct named below, and coaches substituted in order to provide facilities for handling a greater number of people ou the remaining train service. tj No. S27 leaving Philadelphia at 7:10 P. M. for Dnltimoro and Washington ivill be withdrawn. q No. 512 leaving Philadelphia at 5i13 A. M. for New York will be ivitlidrawn. C No. 52S leaving Philadelphia at 2:44 P. M. for Baltimore and Washington will be an exclusive Pullman train with club car, parlor curs anil tliiiinj cut's. No coaches. No, 524' leuving Philadelphia at 4:15 P. 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