. EVENING' PUBLIC LEDGER- PHIUADEDPHI A', WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 19ltf 12 I X m : j. uentng JuhUc lEe&ger PUBLIC LEDGER COMPANY m,.! rf ii, flecrc1 T.udlnrton. Vlcn rrldnt John C ry and Trtasurtri Thltlp R Collins, lamft John J Snurceon Director. Mm A l-.JITOntAl. DOAUD Ctaca II K Cnns. Chairman DAVID E. SMIIXT Editor ' 'JOltX C. MARTIN aencrnl nuslncss Manage. Published dutls- at roiuia t,nio nvilldlnr, . Independence Square, I'hlladelphu Atiantio Citt . ...JVmj Union BulMlu Haw YORK. . S06 Metropolitan Tnner DlTSOtT. . Tfll 1'nrd Bullrl'nr St. Itnis. .. ino Fullerton nmidlng CBICAOo ... 130? Tnbmt BulMIng WiinivaroN ntirAO, N E "or. renniyltama A-e. nd 14tli st. Keif Yon Iimull The Au i llulldlnic Lomos 13CIIAD . .London Times bt'BSrr.IPTION" TERMS The Stemno Prune l.nrv.nr: I srrxed to su.i vcribers In Philadelphia and surrounding tonna a tha ato of IweHa (12) cents per week payable. to the carrier. By liall vo points outside of Phils Mplita In tha United States Cannrin , United Htates jws aeaslona, postare free flftv (Km ren't pr month cur (ui nouars per ear parnie in nnxance To month. xoreicn co'iuries one mi nonnr per NOTICB Subscribers must rive old as- wen wlshlne s Mr p nen ndiiri s clianaen " I L. MOO TTAI M.T Ml TOF, MAIN" 3000 -- ' r - ty Aiirtse nil comwnt ifnftoas In h t ri iff Pub e Ledger ndep?nrfr,irg gqunrg Phllatlc ph Member of the Associated Press THE ASSOCIATED PRFSS h r.-Jpc ihely entitled to the me foi irpuhlirnlwn ef all rifirs dispatches emitted to it or nni elAcncue n edited in tins ,in)ei flu "lo the loenl neirt pubh'lie' tlieieiii All rinhtt of lepnhl'eation of tpreiat dil patches herein ire also ie"rted. PhlliJelphls WrJnnil -rplrnthrr 10, I'll ANOTHER PHANTOM VOTER! QENATOR VAKC'S astral l.odv inhub- its the old Vaie homestead in South Philadelphia. The rct of the seiuitoi, all that is mortal of him, has n laiiei sanctuary in the palace at Amblei If there can be such a thing a. an astral voter oi a spiritual tesidence, then Senator Vare has a moral 1 ight to cast a ballot at the coming election. Othei -wise, no matter how the decision of the registration commissioner nuv go, he hasn't. Yesterday's hennng showed that their is. neither electric light nor gas in the South Broad street houe. man who has become accustomed to the comfoits of a country estate is not likelv to spend much time in a darkened and unfurnished house. But one's astral self needs ncithoi food nor warmth It can find its way to bed in the daik By his own tcstimoiu Mr. aie proved that he has no actual residence bete and that the seat of Philadelphia's govern ment has been moved to Montgmer county. END OF THE LABOR BUGABOO HPHE attempt to line up organized laboi in opposition to Congressman Moore has collapsed The Central Labor Lnion ha decided to take no pait in the mayoralty cam paign, and will indorse the candidacy of neither Patterson noi Mooie. This is prudent. There is no suiei way to wreck a labor organization than to inject it into a political controversv Samuel Gompers is pi evented b the -lucaui vu ma inuic. i.uik Lumuig ne.f u. Joaits Af t.- 4n ll. f. . 1 i .. I rn.ke me mucn-neraitiea speecn in oppo- t eition to iHoore, but no one knowing Mr. Gompers's record took the teport se riously from the first. The piomise was exacted under a misapprehension of the issues at stake. DON'T NEGLECT COUNCIL TROGRESS is making toward agree- ment on the councilmanic slate to be submitted to the voters by the independ ent Republicans at the primnnes next Tuesday. It is needless to say that the nomina tion of independent Republican canth dates foi Council is as important as the nomination of an independent Republican candidate for th mayoralty The voters who have legistered in un precedented numbers aie evidently aware of the issues at stake. They are, not misled by an attempt to create the impression that some one is trying to split the Republican part They are Republicans themselves and they are attempting to rescue the Repub- lican party and make it really lepiesen- tative oi ine wisnes ot the great majontv tf Republicans in the eit. . ,, j. ., , ... Vhe POSTOFFICE NECESSITY rpHE Postoffice Depattmcnt' consideta - tion of a new central station for Phila delphia at Seventeenth and Market streets will be something moie than academic when an appropriation for the building is at hand. It ought to be promptly forthcoming Of the, inadequacy of the piesent postal facilities at Ninth and Market street there is no question. 'I he new site recommended by Postmastei Thornton will have the advantage of close prox imity to the city's busiest railway termi nal. The lot between Seventeenth and Sixteenth on Market street and extend ing back to Ranstead is sufficiently large to permit of the erection of a spacious nd fully equipped structure Mr. Thornton's suggestion that the station in the federal building at Ninth street be retained is sensible Phila delphia needs a new postoffice, not in substitution for an old one, but in addi tion to it. There is no waste involved in a plan which recognizes the city's enoi mous growth and the absolute necessity that the Postoffice Department should keep pace with it. No excuse for holding "back the funds to begin the work is valid. GRACE FOR THE UNREGISTERED , yTNABILITY to register on the three ap- pointed days need not bar Philadel phiuns from voting in the primaries or the November election. By the new amendment to the registration law two i ays of grace are provided. The board ef registration commissioners will sit in Ue City Hall today and tomoirow from 9 a. In. until noon and from 1 p. m. to 4 p. ra. This is positively the last chance to qualify, That the Vare forces are distressed by 'the large registration is evident by their uneonyincing efforts to analyze it. The returned soldier vote docs not explr.in $0. jucrM3t. Tho. truth is tha '"e pvro and a new sense of civic lcsponsibflity is felt Citizens who for various reasons .were unable to express tlieir aroused sentiment before can render their actions consistent with their emotions by visiting the City Hnll today and tomorrow. It is superfluous to dwell much .norc on the .significance of full registration. If there are any persons now who don't know what it means they are hopelessly indifferent to the city's welfare. HAVE POLICEMEN A RIGHT TO ! STRIKE? ArrAIKS within the Federation of , Labor must be in lamentable shape I when that oiganization could foi an m- stant think of lending suppoit to a strike i of policemen in Boston A premeditated walkout of an entire police foice is pure j Red in punciple. It is the sort of tiling I that Trotskv dreamed of in moment of I high exaltation. It is a perversion of I the labor union principle. I The federation has been wandenng , nftei some sttange gods dunng Mi I Compel s's absence in Euiope. It has plain! been misused by ome of its newer membeis. The railway Inothcrhood-, foi eam i pie, wcie strange! s m the house of the federation, et they took complete pos session ol the picmises and sent every bod else out into the back yaid. The oldci unions in America were made the burden bearers for the lailway men in even let cut adventure of conquest in Washington They were used as shock ttoops and as second lines of defense in a cause that was not their own. Herctofoie the PedeMtinn of Laboi has hecn c ucful to sanction nothing that would diseiedit the strike method Its couise has been cnnscivative The opin ions and claims of federation officials are listened to with icspect. The Boston police and the lailwav In othei hoods seem determined to discredit the whole sys tem of labor piopaganda as it has bpen foimulated under the inspiration of Ml. Compels Polite stnkts cannot be tolerated oi sustained ov an.v code of labor stiategy acceptable to common opinion in the United States. That sort of thing is apait fiom the rules of fan plav policeman is not meiclv a laboiei If he wcie the rest of us would not willmglv I take oidets from him in an emeigeniv. ' oi admit his supeiior right- in public I places. 1 A policeman is ptopeily an oflicei of i the government, under oath. He is the appointed representative of law, which is 1 the common will of all the people He I is lfsponsible to the community at laige and anj attempt to diveit his allegiance i to an isolated group appioaches piettv close to an act of tieasoti To abolish a police force at i stioke. bv ! stnkes oi an other method, is to abolish ' the foice by which thp peace and safety i of a community are assured. The A nen can Federation of Labor has undeigone a mightv. thange of hait if it feels justi fied in giving help and encouragement ! to methods such as thi. I he protection of life, piopertv and lhe lnstitutlons of government is the (jut ()f dutv of cveij citv and slate ointiai. Policemei' who stuke are ceitain to lose. It may be gi anted that they aie undei paid and maltreated by conupt bosses and that in moat American cities they suffer through the negligence of unthink ing people who peimit spoils systems and low vvagevsc.iles and overwoik with out extra pav But stnkes will not help them, becaust b striking they do moie than quit work. They break an oath and assume an attitude opposed to the law which thev weie pledged to uphold TEMPLARS EN FETE THE i espouse of the imagination to pageantiy is piompt Philadelphia, just now invaded b the picturesque legions of Knights Templars, is taking unaffected pleasure in this emotional le action, which is healthy and in modern life somewhat too rare. The conclave does not duccll signal ize the ending of the wai, but it does happily fit into the spirit of new and happier time The populai predilection ! for snectacles is now no longer hampeied ... bv disturbing "back thoughts." The knights do well to pieseive the tomantic tiadition The town is sympa thetic with thtir endeavois. While apologizing for, 'hp muggy weather, which petsists in' jft' , Philadelphia a bad name as a convention center, the public is unquestionabl united in the wish that its plumed visitors, with then splendid displays and then spinted music, aie enjoying themselves as much as we aie enjoying them. AND THEN IT MAY TAKE A REST H' ERE aie some of the "self-evident piopoiitions the industrial ton will giess called bv Piesident Wilson have to wiestle with: rust s the world latks mini things the vvoild must produce them. This can not be done by shortening hours of labor or b stopping labor altogether thiough utrikes Second Wages cannot be inti eased and pncej3 i educed at one and the same time ' Third As stnkes aie won while prices are rising and strikes are lost while puces aie falling labor will want to see it pioved that any self-denial on its part is not for the benefit of the profited. Fourth. Any increase in the purchas ing power of a dollar means that people and nations with debts to pay must pay pioportionately more than they received. Fifth. It is the province of the indus trial congress to reconcile these appar ently irreconcilable facts and more power to its elbow! CAN THE WOMEN DO IT? SUFFRAGISTS have their eyes on Min nesota nnd Nevy Hampshire this week, for the Legislatures of these states are meeting in special session. An attempt will be made to induce them to ratify the suffrage amendment to the constitution, and it is confidently expected that the effort, will succeed. Fourteen states have already ratified the amendment gmce it was passed bjj IK I biii Congress on June 4. Favorable action in Minnesota and New Hampshire and in Utah, where the Legislature meets September 29, will raise the number to seventeen. The women cannot vote for presi dential candidates next year until nine teen more states act. Regular sessions of the Legislature will be held in three of them next winter, but in the others' with biennial sessions the Legislatures will not convene until the winter of 1921. The women nre doing their utmost to induce the governors of sixteen states to call special sessions of the Legislature so that the next President may be chosen by the vote of men and women in all the states Their powers of persuasion are great. UNTIL DEATH? TT IS over a week since William x Tanner said "I'll stay with you, Mary," and closed his eyes and accepted death in a peculiarly terrible form rather than leave his wife to meet it alone on a railroad crossing near Chicago. Yet millions of people arc still praising or blaming the man, wondering about the fate of his child) en, debating the wisdom and even the morality of his act, trying to decide by argument and long delibera tion what Tanner himself, had to decide in the flash of an appalling instant. The tragedy of the Tanners touched the imagination of multitudes because it involved a pitiful and magnificent ges ture of fidelity to what was, perhaps, the fust promise evei made by a man to a woman. To debate the matter in the light of piactical things is to miss the significance of all heroism. No great act of set vice or saciifice was evei based upon calm calculation. Men who do the wild oi despeiate ot glonous things do not stop to count the costs. They react according to the depth of their pity, the degree of theit tenderness, and let those who sutvive do the counting for them. Many women believe that Tannei did wiong, because he left oiphaned chil dren Men aie disposed to believe that he did right. In the end a saciifice such as Ins was probably mote than worth while. It must at least have inspned in countless people a new, if tiansient. le gaid for the one piomise that is oftenest made and oftenest foi gotten in these dav of overworked divorce couit WHEN IDIOTS RUN LOOSE 'TWERE is a type of road hog who, aftei L the last traffic policeman has quit his post about midnight, feels free to use the stieets as if they had been willed to him. N'ight-owl taxicabs flit in the wrong direction on one-way streets and slide on one wheel around corners where, under i the ti-aflic mles, they have no right, to I the dangei and inconvenieiiaa of pedes- tnans and other vehicle traffic 'I his nuisance is pafticulatly marked in the center of the city, and the police foi some leason or another hare become ac i customed to permit it. An automobile j that was wiecked against a light pole at l Bioad and Vine streets lecently vas frov.ded b another machine moving on the wrong side of the street. The time of those who l ide in night-owl taxis isn't so precious that it should be conserved at the cost of danger to life. Street traffic laws ought to operate at night as well as in the daytime. Ou Mptimhfi -" tln'ie will be iu mn vi'ntion m Atlantic City the New Jersey IVderntinn of Liquor Dealers and Auxili mil's the Drj Saturating Felt Manufactur ers Asin lation am the HIihirIp Manufar tnri'rs' Assomtion of tlm I'nited States all is ilr.v as a ilungli with B drvness that will be felt. A mnn lias in he level headij to be able to keep cm ilie peilestul on which pop u la i fnvor lias plated linn "Black Jack" I'ii shin? seems to he holding lii oun pretty well so far """""""""""" a Attendants in a limine asylum in Tip pel an. Ireland aie out on strike This would seem to lie a tune for the inmates to do likewise Kveij- sink . a blow at tin' undt i present conditions goose that lajs the golden ggs. And am blow nnv proie fatal Seven men have died in Jamestown, Y , nftcr dunking bin mm Others, elsewhere have had dose shaves Albeit of Iltlgium will be wtkome for hiuiMlf as well as for the brave little louutrv cif winch lie is the head Senatoi are is willing to bae it un deiteicid thai lie is a Philadelphia!) ineielj foi voting imposes lime mav be good icasons foi the Kenvuii and Kendntk bills, but the packers dinnn ken" them strike of policemen a bit of solid ivorv l suggests that i their Boston tbeie beans Oli well," said Kolchak to the Bol shewsts ns thej meriily plajed seesaw, "we all have our ups nnd clowns " Sometimes it appears as if the Orator lather thuu the President is talking in the We.t Perhaps nullenniul da.vs aie when all the police stations may an groeerj stores at hand be used The thief who htole a bnjde at City Hall doubtless felt safe with so many po licemen around Wowldn t the Prtsidint be plnjing in hard luck if he wcie a liny fevei victim? It is tough on the kids that they have to go to school during a week of big parades. After seeing their turnout one realizes b) every knight has a feather in his cap. The children who are on "part time" will make no complaint this week. Kven the house that Jack built might help a little in the present shortage. A week from today countless thousands will grow hoarse saying "I told you so!" 'Wilson's speech in a nutshell," leads a headline. Home nut! When labor makes the strikes it is tbe .consumer jflo,w out. n. CONGRESSMAN MOORE'S LETTER Comment on Patterson's Remark About Penn Qostlp Concerning Ex-Judge Beltl'er, Mayer Swaab and Others THK Philadelphia ninyornlt.v campaign is bringing nut a good deal of tomment con cerning the use of automobiles by city, offi cials. Opponents of the Smith administra tion say the automobiles in the city serv ice have become so numerous ns almost to constitute a scandal. There seems to be no eentrnl place for housing or repairing the machines, which nre used by all sorts of officials and employes New York has had this problem up and figures on making every machine do officlnl work without being nt the exclusive service of one individual and also provides for their rare in a central ga rage This problem is one which might be mtt in Philadelphia nnd Cumden when the new bridge is constructed All those tun nels under the approneh to Broad Street Station of the Pennsylvania Railroad were used to great advantage for storage and business purposes. Mtijor Kill', of Camden, might see that all the Camden official ma chines were housed "and repaired under one great arch of the new bridge on the Camden side nnd the Philadelphia JIavor. whoever he may be. might do likewise on the Phila delphia side. If the machines were housed in one central garage nnd repair shops could he thrown together, n t becking svstem might be installed which would enable nnv city official to obtain a machine for official use nt nnv time, thus keeping the mr.diines in band nnd movln; when ordered EX .TVDC.n ABRAHAM M HK1TLEII. who quit Ibe beni h Teais ago to go into private prsttice. still loves to shoulder his gun and hunt ducks Charles S. AVettei nnd he mnde a tup I'.lk nverward the othei dm merel.v to look over Ibe prospects for the toming fall season There is it little bit of the "wild ' in everv man's mtke-up and you can detect it in men like the judge when they don the corduroys, or in Charlie AVetter when he shnkes bis derbr nnd puts on his easy-fitting' cloth cap. Quite a num ber of Philadelphians have located along the i:ik river and upper renches of Chesapeake bv. nnd they teport fewer mosquitoes than some of the Atlantu loast icsorts. TVTATER SWA A It who used to live in the "J- 'Ihirtv second ward, but whose head quarters aie uow in New York, is a top nnldier in the i hewing gum world. Hi" -on. Captain .latiiues Swanb. went from Philadelphia to the nviation service and be came an nte in Kraut v That hov has taken un his resident e in Philadelphia and the folks nre proud of him But there is an other Swanb who has been doing things the former president of the Knginecrs' Club of Philadelphia S. M Swnab. The latter has been in charge of the Keystone Stnte Construction Companv subwnv work under the City Ilnll and from all accounts has done his work well Refore the Engineers' Club lecently Mr Swnab outlined n vigorous con striictive woiks policy for the city. PW KICFAItEK accounts foi the high tost of living in two or three wnvs. He leasons that beef goes up in price be cause the number of people is increasing while the number of steers does not keep nace with the minimi population Brothe' Kiefaber specializes in eggs nnd poultry, but he wntches the cattle business and thinks calves should be conserved nnd not killed too joung A.mit fiom running an iron woik's in Pennsylvania nnd (ultivnting nu Rttrfl"tue garden on the bluff at his summer place overlooking all right Toms river, Kiefaber is M ARRIOIT C MORRIS whose family dates back to the Revolution nnd be fore, has just romuleted an inspection of the Chesnneake and Ilelawnre ennal and the I water of Chesapeake bnv Mr Morris is n fiermantowner. who devotes i, good deal of time to the work of the Atlantic Deeper Wnterwnvs Association, upon whose con ventions he has been a faithful attendant for vears Kiee tolls through the Chesnneake nnd Delaware cnnnl lecentlv accomplished bv the government purchase will, in the judgment of M' Morris largelv stimulate the north and south tinthc THE bovs me commenting upon .lodge Pnttei son's suggestion that he will "know no boss but William Penn." It was a safe proposition, particular! as mlliam l'enn hnB been dead for n long time ; but when the judge suggested thnt he would live up to the practices of William Penn. there were some delvers into the earlr lustorv of Phila delphia who wondered whethei the judge wns ns well posted on William Peun's finan cial transactions ns be is on the characters of Dickens. Term laid out the'eitv all right, hut he did not provide streets suffidently wide to trcommodatf the traffic of 1020. ThiR.may not have been Penn's fault, for he laid out n big city even as it was; but what the bovs want to know is whethei In view of the present high rentals iu eertuin parts of Philadelphia the judge has sized up William Tenn as r. landlord. Congress man Tom Butler, of the Chester-Delaware district, who is nn expert on Penn lore, says the eminent Qunker eloled out town lots at a good price and that he was a .pretty stiff sort of landlord And vet we love the memory of the mini whose statue stands at the top of the Citj Hull. GEOROE W, FIELD, the genial George whose father. Chailes .1 Field, was one of the most popalar members of the Build ers' Exchange in its early dajs, is longing for Christmas, fiiorge is a hardware man from one end of the year lo the other and he keep4 in tomb with big events, but he certainly does like Christmas. It isn't tl together because of the sparkling candles, the brilliantly decorated trees or the old fashioned mince pies; it's , ht-cause of the mechanical toys. Most ms have hobbies: Roosevelt loved to hunt Senator Hoar rev eled in Nick Carter detective stories, John Oribbel pays high for Burns manuscripts, but George Field goes iu for mechanical toys the dancing girl, the pugilist, the acrobits, the jack in the box and George jets them 'in large numbers ami uses up the whole of Christmas eve delighting bis friends, and nt the close of the evening the friends get the toys. It's n great day for George Is Christmas THEY decoiated the giave of P. J. JIaguire ou Labor Dav and they gave him credit tor being the father of the new holiday. P -T. Maguire lies under the sod in Harleigh Cemetery, where Walt Whitman sleeps. He was nn industrious labor leader. He built up the Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners and became vice president ol the American Federation of Labor when it was n small organization compared with the Knights of l4ibor, of which Terence V. Powderly was grand master workman. Ma guire's headquarters were located at Eighth and Callowhill streets and there he worked to improve the conditions of the carpenters and joiners who were then obtaining less t,an ?2 a day for more than eight hours. Whet a change there has been In rhr ir.tre Kale since that time!; t FOR THERE'S Mk S mSS:r''' T "-. ra,is 1 1 i 3mym3tt7Mf--rb I . K?in-A-. Jf --'j5'-r,,j-isfiSr-,.l.-ffl sJS-udiii. l'?.rnL..T,- j a-'m" "tc XZKJtWL3rvsSr''D v. --v-cv.'-'ffi'r' -f-.Yv?"- i. .ilVK i. C-" !??. -1 -. ?.7!FSSr'&--i j . u THE CHAFFING DISH Horace Traubel W 'K WAIT with particular interest to hear what Philadelphia will have to say about the passing of Horace Traubel. Traubel was the official echo of 'the Great Voice of Camejon, and in 1i!h obituary one may discern the vivacity of the Whitman tradition. JHiis is n matter of no small concern to the curators of the Whitman cult. The soul of Philadelphia cannot be kept alive by conventions and statistics alone. Such men ns Traubel have helped. There are two kinds of rebels By their neckties you may know them. Walt Whit man was of the kind that weais no necktie at nil. Then there is the lesser sort, of which Tiaubel was one the rebel who wears a flowing black bow tie with long trailers. Klbert Hubbard wore one of these. It is a mild rebellion of which this is symbol. It often goes with shell spectacle w E NEVER knew lloiacc Traubel. though he was the man we most wanted to meet when we came to Philadelphia. We have heard men of nil conditions speak of him with affection and respect. He was dedicated from bovhood to the Whitman cause. From Walt himself he caught the habit of talking about Walt, and he car ried it ou with ns much gusto and happiness as Walt did. Only recently he said in his little magazine The Conservatoi : Wnen I was quite small I used to want to be a irreat man But lu mj observa tions ot the old mans better than gieat way of meeting the gifts as well :ia the reverses of fate I didn't want to be a great man I only wanted to sta unnnrexed to any institution as he was No college ever decorated hhn For the best of rea sons. No coUega could He c'oulcl decorate them. So Traubel lemained unauneied He was fired from a bank because he happened to tnkc issue in public with one of the bank's chief depositors. He floated about happll7, surrounded by young "Whitman disciples, c&rrjing on his guerrilla warfare for what his Leader called the "peerless, passionate, good cause" of human, demotriuv. His .little magazine led n precaiious life, sup ported by good ft lends. His protest against iniquities was un honest, good humored protest. HORACE TRAUBEh will be lemem bered, as he wished to be remembered, as the biographer of Whitman. Whitman also, we may add, wished Trnubel to he so remembered. In ins carctui recorei ot tne Camden bnge's utterances and pulse-beats he approached (as nenrly ns nnj one) the devoted dignity of Boswell. We were nbout to say the self-effnclng devotion of Boswell; hut the beauty of biography is that the biog rapher canpot wholly delete himself from the book. One is always curious about the recording Instrument. When we see a par ticularly fine photograph our first question is always, "What kind of camera was it taken with?" r SEEMS to us speaking only by intui tion, for we never knew him that Trau- hel was. a happy nvn. He was untouched by many of the harassing ambitions that make the lives of prosperous men miserable. He was touched in boyhood by one simple and overmastering motive to carry on the Whitman message and spread it out for the younger world. Much of the dunnage of life he oast overboard. He wag too good a Whitman disciple to estimate success in the customary terms. Whef. he left his job In the bank he opened an account iu the Walt Whitman philosophy and he kept a healthy balance there to the end We are a little worried about young Warren Pershing. We hope that the gen eral is sending him to bed early enough. Remarks by Our Friends The words that give us most depresh Are these,: "How ou have put on flesh." After carefullj watM the New Tort( NO "CLOSED SEASON" GpfQ ".i!?Uii.r "iBatSwcWa, IVPers we have gathered that General Per shing's ftntiiics nie undergoing nearly as much wear and tcai as thoe of Miss Barn in a seven-reel butrieane. Yesterday's New Yoik journalists described them thus: Glim UMi time. Smiling l.'ifi time. Teudei 8S times. Embarrassed 10.1 tiinis Dieply moved "" times. Boyish giin ,"8 times. Stern 000 times. Set 800 time. War-worn 1)0 time. Bronzed ;."00 times Soldierly 4700 times Our own decision is lo go to the movies and see for oursclf. Irrelevant Conundrums If it lakes the Eminent Sirs four houis to puss a given point on Iiroad stieet, how long will it take the Senate to pass fourteen given points? A pastor in Cincinnati lias mitten a prayer for fans in which the Lord is asked to give a little coaching to the Reds to the end that they may win the pennant. He implores the deity to giant "speed. eo"ntrol and deceptive curves" to the pitchers ; "frequent nnd timely hits" to the batters and "blessings to Pat Moran. manager." We fear we aie conservative. It seems to us that the Lord may object to being tailed into the bleachers. We fear the Cincinnati pirson has misunderstood the "fifteenth chapter of Jeremiah, where we lead: "Then said the Lord unto me . . . 1 will fan them with n fan." A City Notebook Stiolling downtown to a well-knonu home of fish dinuers. it is appetizing t0 pass along the curve of Dock street in the coolness of the evening. The clean, lively odors of vegetables and fruit nre sttong on the ait. I'nder the broad awnings of the commis sion merchants and produce dealers the stock is piled up iu neat and engaging piles leadv, to be carted away at dawn. Under the glow of pale arcs and gas lamps ihe colors of the scene arc vivid. Great has- lritff f AttBf'nt,t- nliA l.f. !.- iv.-i.a ui t-&6i,iuui Hume jiku nuge grapes, a polished poit wine color; green and scarlet peppers catch points of light; a flat pinkish color gleams on carrots. Each species seems to have an ordered pattern of its own. Potatoes are lunged iu a pyramid; water melons in long rows, white and yellow onions are heaped in sacks The sweet musk of cantaloupes is the scent that over breathes all others. Then, down nearer to the waterftont, comes the strong, damp, fishy whiff of oysters. To stioll among these gleaming piles of victuals, to watch tbe various colors where the lamps pour a pale silver and yellow ou cairns nnd pyramids of vegetables, is to gather a lusty (.ppetite and attack the first oyster stew of the season with a stout heart. Dunyan on the H. C. L. He astced me If I had a family? And I told him. But, said I, I am so loaden with the burden that Is on my back that I can noc take pleas ire In them as foimerly . The Pilgrim's Progress. Roughing It Pocket flashlight portable stove sleep ing sack mariner's compass with radiolite dial thermos flask rubber blankets What is it, anywny? A sporting goods catalogue? Oh, no; only a list of Senator Vare's little camp kit for a wild night in the old-fashioned home at 2000 South Broad. We think it is really very Ingenious of the senator to keep his "permanent home" in such a wild, abandoned state. He gets all the fun and hardship of a camping trip in the geat woods without having to go to the Adirondacks for it, , We looked in aln, in the inventory of 2000 South Broad, for the one thing that really makes a borne. A rubber plant. soqavpB? ON THIS BIRD -trail .5"n.ta-t. HOME SWEET HOME (Latest Variation) tTUTW Ambler and Florida though I may " mam, Be it ever so ruined, there's no place like home ; A vote at the polls only hallows me there. Which sought from its walls will respond to no prayer. Home, Home, Uroad street Home! There's no place like Home! There's no place like Home! An exile from home, splendor dazzles in vain; Oh, give me my old registration again, The heelers attenttve that came at my call Give me them and the contracts, much dearer than all. 'Tis bitter to sit on my tumbled-down porch, Distressing to eat by the light of a torch. Rut 'spite of temptations to scuttle and roam The act of Assembly has driven me home ! To home I return overburdened with care ; The roof and the plumbing nre out of repair. Oh, why was there ever a registrar's tome, Whv must I be humble? AVhy must this be home? Home, Home, Broad street Home! That's just what's the matter, there's no place like Home ! n. t. o. Philadelphia will be glad to welcome General Pershing, Cardinal Mercier and the ' Prince of Wales. And we are .willing to admit that we shall have something worth while to show them when they show them selves. What Do You Know? QUIZ 1. Who Is the present head of the Hun garian Government? . What is the meaning of "In hoc slgno vinces"? a. WJint is pandanus? 4. AVho established the first English colony in North America? 5. AVhat is the origin of the current slang expression "Let's go"? 0. Of what country was Paul Jones a na tive? Who introduced the potato into Ireland? What is a nylghau? What is the priming of tbe tides? How long before president! ll elections are the national conventions usually held? 8. 0. 10. Answers to Yesterday'a Quiz 1. Helsingfors is the capital of Finland. !!l?he ceremony ofN signing the Austrian treaty took place at Saint-Germain- en-Laye, 3. General Pershing was abroad two years and about one hundred days. 4. Democritus of Abdera was called the "'Laughiug Philosopher." His dates are 400C.to 337 B. O, Prophylactic means tending to prevent 5 disease. C. Thomas W. Lamont was a financial adviser to the American mission at the Peace Conference. 7. Kentucky was known as the "Dark and Bloody Ground." 8 Wraith; person's double or apparation seen shortly before or after his death. 0, Tbe character of Falstaff appears in three Shakespearian plays, "Tha Merry Wives of Windsor," "Henry IV," part I and "Henry IV, part . II." His death is desciibed in "Henry V," but the fat knight is not v presented on the stage In that play. 10, The daylight-saving law expires at 2 " o'clock in the morning on the bit v? 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