' U 10 EVENING PUBLIC LEDGER-PHILADELPHIA TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9; 19X9 Ita. V ffuening JubUc $eigec ; PUBLIC LEDGER COMPANY .. .Hl1! " K- cunxta. rnKicjNT ,Chrlii H. Uidlnnrton. Vice Prrrlrtrnl, John C. lhrtln. Seentary and Tnoiurrri rhlllp 8 Collin". John II. Williams John J Hpurireon Directors. i ' - , jbOITORIAb HciAKD: Cttri H K Ccim. Chairman JSAVID H SMILHT Editor General rtuslncus Manages H, JOHN C MM1T1M Published dally at Prune I.nioit TVilldlnr. Independence "quarr, l'hlladrlphla Atlantic Cut rrcas Union Building Nlew roan ... 100 JIMrowlltnn Tower liamoiT 701 r0rd imiM'nc NT. nnris .. loos rullrrtnn Hulldlrg Cmcioo 1307 Tribunt, ltullilinj news nrncAus: WlSnlNOToV TllRRAU. NT -ir. Pennsylama A"e. and 14 th St. KBwYofiKlnnr.AU .... The ,vioi liulldln 1VJND0N III'ieac London Times bunscnirriov Tnnxts Tha 5rn.siso l'l dlic Lnxira I sered to ub tcrlbers In rhllldelphla nnd mit-roundlng" towns at tha iate of Iwihe (12) cents per week, pajabla to the .-nrrler. 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As a voter has to live in his division only two months before election day the srnu- Hor is evidently prepared to qualify. What he would have done if his right to register had not been challenged no one but he knows. The attention that has been attracted to his absenteeism is followed rrr his abandonment for the time of his palace in the Whitemarsh valley, where he could rest his eyes on green fields, running brooks and broad expanses of sky. He 'must sleep in the city, distuibed by the 'honk of automobiles and with the elec tric lights of a moie show across the street shining into his bedroom win dows. .J Cruel, isn't it, that the amiable senator r'fchould be forced to forgo his ease jut "because somebody insists that "the law phould be obeyed ? LOW OLD TIMES IN JERSEY SOMETHING of the anguish that swept New Jersey on July 1 has been foi got ten in the sharper pain caused by the public Utilities Commission's grant of zone-fare privileges to the trolley corpo ration. - The new high rates of fare will be come effective on the 15th of this month. !As that fell date appioaches it is ap parent that stieet-car faies rather than prohibition may be the dominant issue at the next election. Mr. Nugent, the "wet" candidate, has, oddly enough, been put into partial eclipse by the zone fare decision, though he appears to have had a fighting chance before a new po litical crisis was created by a public service corporation which is determined to follow the lines of least resistance in Ihe quest for revenue. , No candidate for the Jersey governor ship has yet made the trolley-fare issue his own. Until some one does we ought to keep an eye on Mr. Mitten, to be sure that the people of New Jersey do not abduct him, keep him captive and run him for the big job at Trenton. THE WRONG TIME TO DO IT TfHEN most of us are wondering what " can be done to bring down the high cost of living the United Mine Workers of America are discussing in their annual convention in Columbus a reduction m he hours of labor and an increase in pay. They want a six-hour day and a five-day week, and they want their wages raised from 25 to ISO per cent. Theoretically a six-hour day and a five day week may be ideal for workers in coal mines. It is not pleasant to work underground, but there are many men and women working in factories in this city under worse conditions than those imposed on the mine workers. A shorter working day for the miner means dearer coal for the factory worker; and higher wages for the miner will raise the price of coal still higher. We are not arguing against either the better wage or the shorter hour, but we would suggest that the present is not an opportune time for insisting on anything which will make the burden heavier on the shoulders of every head of a house hold. OLD "VETS" IN 1972 KTO KHAKI-CLAD youngster who fought in France is thinking of what he will be doing in the year 1972, but feome of the rest of us, considering the annual encampment of the Grand Army of the Republic in Columbus this week, might well wonder what sort of an or ganization of veterans of the war with Germany will be left fifty-four years after the close of that war. It is fifty four years since Grant received the sur render of the Confederates under the famous apple tree at Appomattox and the eurvivors of his armies are still active and interested in keeping alive their or ganization. The American Legion, which is to in clude the veterans of the war just ended, is" now forming. Politicians are consider ing ways and means of catering to the soldier vote as they did in the seventies Ifcnd eighties of the last century. And the "soldiors are considering what they can give to the government, lather than sjhdt they can get out of it But after ,pll they are likely to be the mun who will e tie leaders in public life in a very few 1 u years, and for n generation they wtyl i dominate both political parties, not be " ceuso they were soldiers, but because " they are the kind of men who aro willing to serve the nation and because they have initiative and imagination. There is piolrably not a man at the Columbus gathering who has not out lived his allotted span of threescore nnd ten. It is a compnny of old men, with their thoughts on the past. The modern veteinns are looking to the future, but it' is not likely that any of thrm is looking so far ahead as to Msualize himself at tending a reunion of his comiadcs when they shall all be past seventy. WHAT THE NATION'S THANKS TO ITS FULL GENERAL MEAN John J. Pershing Is Fortunate Beyond Other "Heroes" In That No Spurious Glamour Attends His Reception A NEW kind of war brought foith a new " kind of commander. John Joseph Pershing, leader of the largest American armed host evei assembled, lelurns with a recoid of unclouded ictory. C'heenng thousands acclaim him. Flags wave. Guns boom. The homage of gratitude which the nation pays to the mnrshaloi of its military might is piofoundly sin cere. But to believe that this present drama of "The Conqueiing Hero" resembles in chaiacter those hitheito enacted in the couise of American histoiy is to miss the significance and spirit of the world con flict, to misundei stand the mission which General I'eishing so magnificently ful filled and to misconceive the nature and traits of this valiant and efficient chief actor. Individual instances of- romantic ac tions abounded in the universal stiuggle. But the war itself was not lomantic. It was sobering practical, oppiessiveljr statistical. It was the now fallrn loe which determined its unpoetic chaiacter. Administration of lesouices, co-oulina-tion of ictoiy units in the most substan tial sense were the prime requisites of success. Paradoxical as it may appear, the eiy magnitude of the idealism which inspiied the soul of the nation in the fiay necessitated the ttanslation of this sentiment into the most materialistic terms. Amonca embarked upon the colossal entei prise without illusions. Cleat ly a clean-up job on the most monumental scale had to be undertaken. To finish it., as swiftly and as complete as possible was the nation's purpose. Personalities played their pait merely as cogs in the great wheel. Limelight gcneials weie at a discount. Anything so distiessingh futile as a Shaftei-Miles or a Sampson-S.hle con troversy was wholly lacking in populai appeal. That explains why the case of Leonard Wood, despite that able officer stout champions, played so small a pait in the situation. The public was in no mood to tout favorites. What it nnpera tnely demanded was celerity and mili tary production. It cannot lie said that the goeinment's choice of General Per.shmg to lead its tioops evoked any peculiarly intimate thulls. He had setved with cicdit in the Indian wais against Gerommo, at El Caney, in the Philippines and in the Mexican expedition of 191(3, which he was not permitted to cairy to a logical con clusion. What most interested the peo ple was his reputation as a hard worker and a tireless organizei. He had their best wishes because they passionately de sired the end of a foul carnage. The legend makers, of reminiscent leanings, bestirred themsehes, but to little purpose. One heard of "Black Jack" Pershing. Somehow it lacked the authenticity of "Little Mac, the people's pride," of "Stonewall" Jackson, of '"Ihe Rock of Chickamauga." It was reported that standing by the tomb of the Marquis de Lafayette the chief of the American expeditionary force cued out, "Lafayette, we aro heie'" Coldly scientific history in a coldly scien tific war repudiated the episode. Pub licly at least General Peishing has said very little concerning it. His reputation has been based not on striking attitudes, but on striking Germans. He did so as the center of a vast or ganization, contending against teinfic and novel difficulties in waifaie, against huge transport embarrassments, against complexities soluble by a keen adminis trative brain and by haid, consistent labor. That General Pershing was the man for the place is gloriously revealed by the results. His conduct of the St. Mihiel ofTenshe was as decisive as the functioning of a time-clock. His duec tion of the Argonno dnve, a prodigious factor in icndering the German cause hopeless, was equally clean cut and em phatic. Europe lealized the vigor of his nature when, despite all pleas, he le fused to be turned aside from his resolve to form an all-Amencan army acting as a unit. Washington appreciated his au thoritative thinking when he repeatedly told the War Depaitmcnt precisely what he wanted and exactly what he didn't want. Everybody knows that John J. Per shing is firm and that he is a man of ac tion. And yet the nation does not really know him. The shouts that gieetcd George Dewey on his return from Manila bay are not at all to be compaiod with those which the bronzed, erect full gen eral of the United States army heard in New York yesterday. General Pershing is fortunate. So is the American nation. We seem to have passed the hectic stage of San Juan Hill hysteria. There is scant probability that either the people or the man archaically and loosely termed its "heio" will pre sent pitiable and foolish spectacles simi lar to those disclosed twenty-one years ago. The Spanish War was an easy enter prise. The deceptive auaa of fighting prevailed. Both Dewey and his fulsome admirers came to grief because their premises were false. The fleoting demand that the victor of Manila should run for the presidency appears today astonish ingly old-fashioned. It conformed, it is true, to an unreasoning American tradi tion, which exalted figures in our war ring to a position which, as a rule, they were hopelessly unable to fill with com petence. The presidency of Grant was an admin istrative fiasco. The belligerent Jack son, justly famed for his exploits at New Orlcnns, established Tiy example tho un savory political principle '"To the victor belong the spoils." Wo were spifrcd George B. McClcllan. Wo were spared Winfield Scott Hancock in the White House. Zachary Taylor, chastiser of Santa Ana at Buena Vista, was an alto gether inconsequential Piesident. And still for many years after the Civil War campaign managers with single track minds clung to their illusions. It was considered an asset that Garfield, Hayes, Harrison and McKinley had served in the federal armies, nnd Theo dore Roosevelt with a vaiiety of brilliant and valid qualifications was weari somely overadvertised for his ascent of San Juan. Hae we giaduated from such falla cies? It seems highly likely that wc have. And nothing will more convinc ingly increase the access of wisdom than the obvious nnd gratifing relationship between John J. Pershing and the public. War is no longer glittering melodrama. It is sickening leality. From tho bottom of its heart tho nation thanks its general that he was so potent an instrument in ending the most terrible blight which men themselves ever inflicted on hu manity. Had tho struggle not been so appall ingly serious a commander like Pershinaj might never have arisen. But he did and in consequence he owes nothing to fiction and false sentiment, and the admiration of the public is clean and wholesome. Occasional wonderment concerning what would happen to Pershing on his return has been expressed. There should be no need for uncertainty. As he fitted into the aimy in peace, he fitted into war, to the best of his admirable, straightforward abilities. His lauiels aie secuie. And unless we slip back into antediluvian procedure, so is the con fidence of the nation secure in a public sen-ant appraised for pieciscly what he is woith. If that valuation be kept in its proper confines it will be undimmed. So far as Ameiican military personali ties are concerned Pershing wound up the war. Gratitude for this act cannot be excessive, so long as the reasons for our fighting aie sanely lemembeied, so long as we repel all spurious glamour from the tragedy. A PULLMAN CAR NIGHTMARE? VIEWS dispatches declare President Wilson is making his speeches ex tempoianeouslj, without notes of any kind. This is dangerous for even such an txpcit public speaker as he. Several times on his trip he has oiccd phiases and sentences which betray tiaces of bad temper. Some of the expressions result ing aie foolish in the light of calm lead ing. One of these is the declaration yester day that "the only way the Shantung provision of the treaty could be betteied would be to go to war with Japan, Eng land and France." Irritation or anger or some other agi tating emotion must hae piovoked this astonishing statement. It is an indict ment so sweeping, so cynically condem natory of three nations to which we have been led to think the war bound us with sacnficial blood ties, that no sane person, least of all an idealist President, could believe it to be the only alternative to sanctioning a giave injustice to China. If what the Piesident says is true, it would mean that, despite all that America has suffered and contributed in the last two years for the sake of Eng land and Fiance, the peoples of those countries would prefer war with the United States befoie ameliorating one jot of the seciet agreements of 1917 dis posing of Germany's Shantung posses sions to Japan. We lefuse to believe it. What can have happened to the Presi dent to put such dark and phantasmal forebodings into his mind? Did sena torial obstinacy pioduce presidential nightmares which some tongue-imp by a slip prompted him to picture? Doctor Grayson should look to his distinguished patient's digestion. A ri'crnt pxpericnoc in Unforbidden l'ruit I.aini'l, Del., seems to show thnt jou may lend a mnu fioni the bar, but jou can't tnnke lmn rpnt wanting to drink. Some body put tidei into a (ream separator and disoeied that the fluid thnt came out of the spout intended for cream Imtl a kick to it suthi'ieutl. potent to land seeral men in the lockup. A piofessor from Delaware College is now cmiluctiiig experiments to discoer just what chemical nctiou is re sponsible It is not on recoid that ho is hnwnR nnv ditiVultj in procuring nu ade quate number of assistants Before they became Kim for Old Timers prospeicnis and so phistic utid farmers took sardonie pleasure in hitching u couple of horses to a broken down automobile and toning it into town. It seemed to prove to them that the old wajs were best after nil. If there, by chance, had been nn old time salt on tho Tinted States destrojer Mncldo on a recent occasion he must have had some such feeling The Mnddox rnn nut of its fuel oil supplj 111(10 miles from the Azores nnd hnd to negotiate the distance by using its awnings for sails. Arrests hne fnllen off Turn 'Em to sue h an extent in Into Factories Massachusetts thnt the authorities are consid ering the ndihiibilit of dosing all the small jails in the commonwealth. The re duction in the nuinbei of prisoners is snid to bo due to national prohibition, the work ing of the probation sjstem and the unusual clemund for labor in nil industries. But whnteer the cause the result h gratifying. The people, says Con Wlien School Opens gressman .Moore, must nt one e tnkc charge of nfTnirs nnd rule their own city. It is to be hoped that if all goes well they will b given n little time in which to learn the business. Babies in New Tork, We Don't Know according to an out raged police magis trate, actually play dice. Will Gotham, which ulwnjH tries to be at the front in the march of progress, jet produce the gun child? . Senator Vnre, back for a flying visit to the scenes of his childhood, Our Distinguished Visitor will enjoy what you might rnll nn old home week in South Philadelphia, MERCIER THE MAN An Intimate Picture of the Great Car dinal, Who Is the Natlona Hero of the Belglant Ity .1AMKS M. HHNNETT yiniAT manner of man Is Cardinal '" Mereier? All the world ttnows of him ns the "eiec that cried out in the wilderness" .while murder, rape, nrson nnd pillage were rampnnt In Belgium. Few Americnns know nnj thing of the personality of the church man who nrrics In New York todny. I nm nmong the three or four l'hllndelphlnng who have seen the cardinal since the Ger man hordes overran KinR Albert's little hind. I spent the greater pnit of nn afternoon with C'nrdlnnl Merrier nt his pnlncc in Mnlines, n picturesque: town between Antwerp nnd HruwK. Benidcd German soldiers, with bristling lnoncts, trod the sidewnlks outside the enrclinnl's home ns I entered. Thej were there to gunrd the primate nnd see nil who entered nnd left the big stone building in which he lives. The rnrilinnl wns lrtunlly a prisoner. Ills famous pnstornl letters hnd aroused the linger of the bunders. There were bullet innrks on the sides of the palnee, holes in the roof nnd parts of the cornices hnd been torn nwny. The ' beautiful cathedral, nenrbr, was in ruins, llungty men, gaunt women, sickly children idled about ou the street ns I entered the palace. I was escorted to the reception room by n joung priest. Cniclinal Mereier entered in n few minutes. The cardinal talked to me more than two houis. He made a lasting impression. i:cn when the horror of war wns upon his belocd Belgium the cardinal hnd a smile for the stranger. 1 saw n typicnl rhurchmnn, tall nnd nsoetic-looking, blight of eye, quick of movement, slightlj bent by the weight of jenrs in n word, the kind of n man one feels better for hning seen nnd henrd talk. The cardinal rnjojed the dilemma In which he hnd placed the Gcrmnns. His pastoral letters hnd told his people "Our future is not in doubt. Wc will win. We will he free." I asked the cardinal to tell me some thing of his detention in his pnlncc. Ho smiled. "At 0 o'clock one morning." snid the cardinal, "two German soldiers nnd an officer brought me n (onnnunicntion from their commanding officer asking me to deny the statement thnt I hnd been deprived of niv libei ty. The letter ((insisted of four or fne typewtitten pnges. 'Come bnck in the v eniug nnd I'll ric jou an answer,' I snid. Tho officer replied that his orders were to wait in inj loom until ho received the leply. '(Jo and telephone for other orders,' I then snid. "The officer went out, his orders were confirmed, so he sat patiently while I (onsidered mv replj, which wns in effect thnt while it wns true there were no manacles on my hands, I wns to have per formed serice in Antwerp nnd wus not permitted to do so. nnd thnt for three days 1 wns lcstrninul in the pnlnce. Two dajs later I was asked to modify this letter, nnd I wrote another letter. If the Germans nre cleer," concluded the cardinal with a smile, "they will publish, my first letter." Suddenly Cardinal Mereier asked: "Tell me something, please, of how j"u Amer icans raised so much money and sent so many supplies to our suffering people?" I explained how the states, cities and vil lages throughout, the United Stntes hnd taken up the great charity and pushed it for the 'American Commission for Relief in Belgium. I told him I wns the fust nnd only American who hnd crossed in one of the relief ships. , "Wonderful!" exclaimed the caidinal. ".Surely there are rich blessingj in store for the people who have made saciificcs to help us. The war is still upon us. Our people are hungry. I fear their hunger will continue. Tell jour people, when you go home, that we thank them, nnd impress upon them thnt our cr is for more. With out ii id from the outside we will perish." I then asked the caidinal to tell me more of the treatment of the Germans toward himself nnd the mcmbeis of his household. "Excuse mc, please," he snid. "I do not wnnt to tnlk moie about it just now. I nm keeping n record of it nil, dnj by dny nnd incident by incident. Some day I mny make it public. When that time comes the war will be oer nnd Belgium will be free. "Let irs talk some more of your country nnd the grent men oer theie," the cnrdiunl continued. "Do jou know Cardinal Gibbons?" he asked. I replied that I had met the American cardinal on many occasions "He's n grent man," said Cardinal Mer eier. "I'll tell jou a little joke nbout him, Tou can relate it to jour people, for it demonstrates the real democracy of the Americans. "A year or two before the war began, I think it was, Cardinal Gibbous stopped here on his way from Homo to the United Stntes. We enjoyed his isit of n few das. He has a vast fund of information, n pleasing nnd uplifting Mrend of comersation. Wc were sorry when his isit ended uud there's where the joke comes in. "I wns not well, nnd I said good -by to tho cardinal in the palate The carriage hnd ""i onli-ed to take him to tie railway sta tion. In about five minutes after our visitor bad left one of the joung brothers uisiied in, almost out of bieutb, and said, Cnrdiual Gibbons is walking alone to the station and carrjing his own satchel.' "I could not understand that It was different. I could not imagine hy he should wnjk alone and carrj his satchel. I was embarrassed. I dispatched a messenger to inform the cardinal that the carriage was waiting for him. Then I waited for the return of the messenger to learn how it all bad happened Cardinal Gibbons walking alone on the streets of Mnlines! "When the messenger inmc back he reV lated this conversation with tire cardinal: " 'Thq carriage is in front of the palace to tnke jour eminence to the station. Per haps jou did not see it?' " 'Oh. je, 1 saw it,' snid the cnrdiual, 'but I did uot want it I like to walk, so I started out. When 1 am at home I take long walks eery dn Young man. do more walking, jou will lite longer.' " Then I wtf? able to nssure Cardinal Mer eier that Cardinal Gibbons was indeed n great walker. I told him of the long and almost daily walks that the cardinal takes along Charles street in Baltimore. As he shook my band in parting the cardinnl said, "fiood-by; come ngnin, please. Come when the darkness hns gone; come when the sun shines upon Helgium." And such is the man who is coming to Philadelphia in the next week or two. He comes to thank our people for whnt Ihey did for his people when their need was so great. . Phlladelphlans will see a plain man, a man of the people; a man whose smile la contagious; n man whose words are real gems to be treasured, a man who, In the time of Belgium's deepest woe, cried out, "The conviction, both natural and super natural, of our final victory is more deeply thau ever anchored in my soul," 4 r - '-'-' ----- ""r ""''-'.-.J.7"-i; THE CHAFFING DISH Bathing at Sunset TT IS curious thnt the loutine of human life often causes men to turn their bncks on nature just when she is at her loveliest. Take the seushoic in September, for in stnnce. After Labor Dnj jou will find few people along the sand, nnd jet the sea is then nt its warmest nnd best. Particularly nt sunset, when every one is nt supper. To cross those wide fields of wiry grots thnt stretch down to the sand, is nn iimnemeiit to the cje. Ahead of jou the sen gleams puiple ns un Faster iolet. The fields nre a kind of lich palette on which oery tint of pink, russet nnd bionze nre laid in glowing nrintiou. The softly wnvciiug breeze, moving among the coarse stulks, gies the icw n ripple nnd shimmer of color like shot silk. A naturalist could find hunch eds of species of lloweis nnd grasses on those sandy meadows There nre grent clumps of some buslij licib that has nhendy turned n iid copper color, nnd catches the (leclgling sunlight like burnished metal. There aie Hecks of yellow, pink nnd lnvender. A cool, strong odor lises fioin the harsh, knife-edged grasses a curiously dry, brittle scent, familiar to nil who have poked about sand dunes. I THD beach itself, colored in the last Hush of the level sun, is still faintly warm to the naked foot, after the long shining of the clay; but it cools rnpullr. The tide is coming in, with long, seething ridges of foam, each flake and clot of crumbled water tinged with n rose-petal pink by the red sunset. All this glory of color, of move ment, of unspeakable exhilaration and serenity, is utterly lonely. The long curve of the beach stretches awav uoithwaid, where a solitary orange-colored dorj is hing on the uautl. The nir is full of n plnintio piping of sea-birds. ,V gull Hashes along the beach, with a pink glow ou its snowy under- plumage. AT THAT hour the water is likely to be warmer than the nir. It mny be only the curiously nngicnl effect of the horizontal light, but it seems more foamy, more full of suds, than earlier in the dnj. Om- the green top of the waves, lnced nnd mnrhled with froth, slides n Injer of iridescent bub-blc-wnsh that seems quite a different bub stance from the water itself like the meringue on top of a lemon pie. One can scoop it up nnd see it winking in points of sparkling light. The wnes come marching in. It is n cnlm sea, one would have said looking down from the dunes; but to the bwii.imer, el bowing his way under their leaning hollows, their stnture seems tremendous. The sun light strikes into the hills of looting water, filling them with n bluish spangle nnd tremor of brightness. It is worth while to duck underneath npd look up nt the sun from under the surfnee, to see how the light seems to spread nnd clot nnd split in the water like sour crenm poured into n cup of ten. The sun, which is so ruddy in tho evening air, is n pale milky white when been from under water. , KIND of madness .of pleasure fills the leart of tne solitnry sunset swimmer. To splntdi nnd riot in thnt miraculous color nnd tumult of breaking wnter stems an effective answer to all the grievances of earth. To float, feeling the poise and encircling sup port of those lapsing pillows of liquid, u mirth bejond words. To swim just bejnnd the line of the big breakers, dropping a foot now und then to feel that bottom is not too far nwaj- to sprawl Inward with n swashing comber while the froth boils about his shoulders to watch the light and color prismed in the curl and slant of every wave, and the quick vanishing of brightness and glory once the sun Is off tho sea all this Is the matter of poems that no one can write. THE sun drops dyer tfee flat glitter of the inland lagoons; the violet and silver and roEO'flushed foam nre gone from the ocean; (he sand is gray and damp and chilly. Down thevline of the shore comes an airplane roai.- 1 Jug through the upper regions of dazzling HOME AGAIN sunlighf, with brightness on its xnruished wings. The lighthouse at the Inlet hns be gun to twinkle its golden flash, nnd supper will soon be on the tnble. The solitary swimmer takes one lust regretful plunge through n sluicing li ill of green, and hunts out bis pipe. He hud left it, as the true smoker does, carefully filled, with n match box beside it, in a dry hollow on the sand. Trailing n thread of blue reek, he plods cheerfully ncioss the fields, taking cnic not to trend upon the small hoptoads that have come out to bail the ocuing. Ileliiud him the swelling moon llonts like n dim white lantern, penciling the darkening water with faint scribbles of light. She Has Canals of Her Own II. Jones writes to us "to buggest that the abandoned saloons should be couveitcd into lethal chambers for the ruthless extinction of those who eat soup ns if they were trjing to signal toMars. The erect dauntless can iagc observable in our population nowadiijs is probably due to the large consumption of army food. Hut we beg to contradict the rumor thnt nny one who hns eaten three cans of army beaus has n light to wear bervice chevrons. France After the War QJI1H stands erect! Her fine, black locks blown bnck She feels ! She feels her crushiug loss of jouth, . Yet on her niched lips there is n smile, And her clear, liquid eyes reflect the truth. Her hapd is resting ou her noble sword, She looks with steadfast gaze toward the llhine, And in her face so sweet, so calm, so pnle, There is n look of suffering born, divine. Though politics grow red ns clotted blood, And stntesmeu pnuse in drend, ns in a trance, Yet those can never soil the quiet face, The Inward spirit of immoital France! MAX MHYHU DI3 StTIAUDN'SFD. All the Comforts of Home WANTED Man to take out Troupe of Trained Cooties for Parks and Fairs, p. S Must possess a Heard. Atlt In Variety The beard, we suppose, is to give the performers shelter in warm weather. Tony, the curler of ostrich plumes, says he doesn't wisli the Sir Kuights nny bad luck, but that u spell of rainy weather would ccrtninly menn big business for him. Those who sometimes lend a hnnd In the upbringing of smull urchins sometimes won der bow many buttonings it takes to bring a child to the period of self hnberdushery. Another question thnt suggests itself to pnreuts is whether a child getif more pleas uie out of the prune juice'it spills than from that it engulfs. h too insignia vineei. said New York to General Pershing, cheering tho well-known Sara Browne belt, and the equnlly famous pnir of tnn gloves carried in the left hnnd. If Pershing comes to town this week ho will probably see more fierce-looking cutlery In the way of gold-plated swords than lie witnessed throughout bis visit to th'c wnr. SOOUATCS. Because tho bulk of the members of our police force nre decent citizens there Jf should be prompt punishment for the thugs and brutes among them; and prompt elim iuntlon of the system thnt permits them to remain on a body formed for the keeping of the peace. Far be It from, the Piesident to say anything against nny United States sen ators or to cast any reflections upon their integrity or their Intelligence BUT One thing tho striking miners and IBiriKlUB U ISIWUJ C i HUH UW1CL S(tilkCCB IUUJ linnlr nn! The strikes won't reduce the Iilrh. cost of living. - The Apostle of Unrest A GLIMPSE of tho godhead; a speck of infinity ; Of time n complete representntlve part; He hns in his mind nil the germs of divinity And (lie pulse of the universe beats in his heart. With a basis of sense nnd a touch of Insan ity Tho mndncss divine thnt mnkes intellect grow lie's no better, no worse, thnn the rest of humanity, Snve nn urge from within that compels him to go Onwnid, still onward! a cross and a crown wind 1 Onward! till checks have grown hag- gaid nnd wnn. Onward nnd upward! or onward and downward! Going! nnd going! and going! and gone ! GUIF ALEXANDER. Philadelphia isn't doing its whole duty to its childien when "3,000 of Jhem nre obliged to go on n pnit-time schedule be cnuse of a lack of school buildings and school teachers. A New York hotel detective Investi gating the theft of n set of false teeth says what he needs is a set of mouthpriuts. He said n mouthful. The old snjing that nil tho world loves n lover is only true of part of the world. The other part bans spooning in public pluces. Fiom the unconcern with which he tnkes it the President presumnbly thinks Hays's fever is something to be sneezed at. ? Vnre found the time hnd come to clean house. But it mny be thnt the rest of the city hns bent him to it. What Bo You Knoto? QUIZ I. Where nnd whnt is Helsingfors? II. AVhero will tho ceremony of signing the trcnty with Austria take place? 3. How long was General Pershing nbroad? 4. Who was called the "Laughing Philos opher"? C. Whnt is the mennlng of the word pro phylactic? 0. Whnt was Thomas W. Lamont's posi tion in the American mission at the Peace Conference? 7. What part of the United States was called "The Dirk and Bloody Ground"? -" 8. What is a wraith? 0. In how many plays by Shakespeare does the character of Falstaff appear? 10. When does the daylight-saving law ex pire? Answers to Yesterday'a Quiz 1. Judge Elbert II. Gary is chairman of the United Stntes Steel Corporation. 2. Tho Oznrk Mountains are in southern Missouri. 3. Fanny Kemblc was a noted Anglo- American actress. Her dates are 18091803. 4. A burn is a small stream or creek. The word Is Scotch. 5. There were eight Crusades. 0. A plantain Is a tropical fruit allied to the banana. 7. "Esprit de corps" should be pronounced as though it were spelled "cspreed core." 8. Busbies were tall fur army caps for merly worn by English hussars, artil lery and engineers. 0. Amundsen discovered the South Pole. 10, Lord Charles Beresford who cljed on September 7, was an English admiral, particularly noted for his "forceful methods and frank speaking. He w a life-loag friend of 'America. 6 I i A ..fc v Si A , Q. 4J f .! VJ ! O Ji ft , w ,i" tp a L"? 'JL& Vi .. ,, A