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Jilurd.j, June ?, 1919 PENNSYLVANIA AND SUFFRAGE NO one will gain anything by a disposi tion of the State Legislature to de lay ratification of the national suffrage amendment. The tide of social evolution has quick ened mightily in recent years. Those who do not move with it will be dragged uncomfortably in its wake. No one knows exactly where the movement leads, but it probably will lead to better "things. Mr. Penrose and Mr. Knox are opposed to equal suffrage. That is the attitudeof elder statesmen everywheie. Their in herited conservatism may prove to be wise or unwise. It is not what the world ' 'Wants now. Governor Sproul gae the Legislature good advice when he suggested that Pennsylvania turn in and be one of the first states to ratify the new amendment, to assure the vote to women and to wish them good luck with it. TAFT IS ON THE JOB SOME inspiring genius eat beside Mr. Taft when he commented on Senator Borah's remark that the Democrats E?$ '-Tvero treating mm in tne same respecttui - way tney treat tne dead wnen iney move H aside to let a funeral pass. Si t. Tho man whn la ftavnHnp Tiimsplf rn i x T.nn npipnsp m rnp pntriin m nnnnno , i. , - . .. , - ., ;S.' chuckled as he remarked that he acreed .;( ... . , Trwiin senator coran. T "One of my chief interests in the pres- ?nt situation." he went on. "one that tnoves me even in my grave, is to pre- "ent other funerals." i nusu misuiueu men wno ininK mat there is political immortality for them in obstructing the peace treaty and in sniping the league-of-nations project would do well to consider the subject of funerals. They are not likely to be able to be so jocular about it when the date It for the funerals arrives n.i Mr. Tnft- i now is. THE HEARTLESS POLICE "T OCAL police, with fine disregard for "Jthe feelings of innocent children, have decreed that the little ones may not .'risk blowing off their fingers or blowing 'out their eyes by the use of firecrackers. P$ toy cannons or devil bombs or firecrack- vS Public liberty has also suffered in- Rjs frintrement bv the nrfir.t thnr. n.ifienta in Khospitals are not to be annoyed by noisy rwjcAinuoivco ntiu uiab sum uxpioaives must ILnot therefore be discharged within a tesgquaro of said hospitals. Wtlfcii. First thine- we know, t w C - ., .VUw uvb... ...W.I i'JB blue will be arresting bombthrowers. Sf A NEW UNITED STATES? IpPpHE first step has been taken by the if$T" House of Commons toward the forma- l'&tion of the United States of Great Brit- It has passed a reso- Iwlution by a vote of 187 to 24 favoring the W appointment of a commission to examine 5fjB.nd report upon a federal system for Wrc&thQ government of the country. The l&Oresolution states that "the time has nr- fjgj'tived for the creation of subordinate its legislatures." rfl The British Parlininpnr. nc ovorir no ljv h empire as a whole but for all Eng L'J ,,land, Wales, Scotland and Ireland. It is p?V' v15 'ocal legislature and the imperial gf g legislature at the same time. i3Bw Distinguished colonial leaders hr.ve from &time to time demanded the establishment yrsfran imperial Parliament made ud of l-'pgrepresentatlves from all the colonies and : o ietuiuiiuuiiij ui iui empire to taKe over all t.A V''il , , . Ht jtjiiers oi imperial concern. i'-'When Cecil Rhodes gave five thousand "lyrjounds to the advocates of Irish home ,,rj f')f years ago he did so not because he ru, T'fSX tnKa"u ess dui Decause ne loved w-''outh Africa morp. He reasoned that p ei; m"i;iii siiuuiu oe ser up in JJUD V.i'inwhilo Ireland was represented in the lUf5' iJPsrl"ment in London, a precedent would -.be set tip for admitting representatives " riaAi..- "j u .,. ., . r.7i : . yzruiii ouulii VLiica iiilu ldh Lnnnnn I'nv. , .iiijiiiciii. auu i-ito vuiiv ui creating a great '"'ijyierial federation governed by a cen tral legislative body would be begun. 1 ' Conditions havo changed radically Rhodes died. The South African has been formed and it is now Mr absolute independence. There is ffjpg 1'arty in Ireland which will be nt with uotning ies3 than separa txf( England. Home rule no longer ttijltURte it. A plan that might have itttiv carried out with little difficulty Hr years ago is now beset by great njfer because of the changed temper iV people, t,thr la no doubt that the resolu- pt tneHuM(t commons nas rjeen Ul MT .pWlBST HW Ik UM IHU 11 the central government. But the ob server at n distance may bo pardoned if ho is a little skeptical about the possi bility of settling the Irish question in this "way. There is undoubtedly a strong and growing sentiment in favor of setting up separate Parliaments for the different nations of the mother country and relieving the London Parlia ment of all purely local duties. While the tendency in America is toward centtaliiation of power in Con gress, the tendency in Great Britain is toward decentralization. Observers on this side of the ocean will await with pe culiar inteiest for the report of the de centralizing commission to be appointed by Parliament. HOPE FOR A GOOD CHARTER RESTS ON GOVERNOR SPROUL Futility of Factional Maneuvering Should Be IVTade Apparent to Revisionists by the Threat of a Veto rpHE chances of obtaining a good char-- ter for Philadelphia were never at ai.y time during the present session of tho Legislature nearer to zero than this week when the little coterie of active lenders who havo been steering the bills on behalf of the citizens' committee per petrated the blunder of pinning their fai'h entirely to the Penrose wing of the Republican organization at Harrisburg and thinking that thereby they could ride rough-shod over the desires and pur poses of Governor Sproul. Vf do not know what 1 "nd of promises Smator Penrose made to Chairman Winston and the few members vho have been confabbing with him. We do not Vnow whether ho made any promises at all, for that matter, except what may bo constiucd from their actions. But if any promises were made, it is n safe surmise, judging by the senator's past performances, that it was a mistake to accept them at face value where they ran counter to the wishes of the Gov crnoi, who, when all is said and done, has the final say and who, if he cannot compel the passage of a bill in accord ance with the ideas ho publicly expressed at the well-remembered charter dinner last winter, can, by his veto power, at least prevent the enactment of any other kind. That is the situation at the end of this exciting week of moes and countei moves on the most important legisla tion affecting the destinies of this city which has been consideied at Harnsburg in a geneiation. Chairman Winston and his steering committee have been proceeding on a wrong theory when they identified their interests solely with the power of Sena tor Penrose. Perhaps they have not been inexcusable. Quite contrarily, they have probably been led into the situation by their very zeal to serve the city best, because they have played upon Senator Penrose's determination to overthrow the power of the Vaie faction in control ling city affairs. Help in obtaining beneficent legislation like the charter bills is not to be spurned lightly, whatever the source. Reform sometimes has to use unaccustomed tools. Often it finds oppoitunity in the quarrels of factionalism. Theio was nothing inherently wrong in engaging the aid of Senatoi Penrose. But this could be true only so long as it did not suggest that the lion had swallowed the lamb; that the program was still the charter committee's and not Senator Penrose's." If this be admitted, however, the same must apply with equal force to enlisting the aid of the Governor, who has pledged himself and his administration to an equitable solution of the charter prob lems. And, unfortunately, the charter steering committeemen teemed to lose their heads this week when they invoked the Penrose steam roller to incorporate amendments which were subersie of the principles under which charter revi sion was undertaken. This is where they made their mistake. While it is legitimate and may be really helpful to play the animosities and ambitions of one political faction against another, it cannot be so where it involves any sacrifice of principle. Expediency is the watchword of the machine politician, but it is frequently stultifying for the sincere reformer. The cardinal principle of the charter plan was a smaller single-chambered council, where responsibility could be concentrated on a few members who would be paid a sufficient salary to war rant their undivided attention and la bors on the business of running the city. This was in accordance with the best thought of municipal reformers and could not be attacked except for selfish interest. So the original charter schemes called for a council variously of from nine to fifteen. Under pressure of criticism from many "practical" gentlemen who feared that such a body would never meet the sanc tion of either "practical" faction, the method of representation was changed so as to allow one member for 20,000 voters in each of the eight state sena torial districts of the. city, with the re sult that the first council under present assessment figures would number twenty one. Such a number should have been the limit, but, without adequate public explanation or notice, the little group of leaders, acting presumably on the be lief that Senator Penrose's authority was all-potent, boosted the number to twenty seven by cutting the represented groun to 15,000. Then they had the amend ment inserted willy nilly. There are other similar changes which need not be discussed in detail, but which call them concessions, compromises or sops ts you will cannot be regarded as anything but departures frort the main principles, and are therefore weakening in the eyes of adherents of nonpartisan reform. It would be overstating the truth to declare that Governor Sproul views the charter problem in the same light as many of the revisionists, who undoubt edly would like to go very much farther . a a a.J..l In. l mi. . - u bills provided. The Governor is an nblo politician as well as n statesman. Ho has been raised in the game of politics. He knows all there is to be learned in an experience ranging from a tyro's appren ticeship to holding the highest office in tho state. With auch training it would be strange to find him wholly in accord with the theories of the most advanced municipal reformers. Yet he was elected by the largest majority ever given to a candidate for the office in this state, is widely known to nil classes of people, is very generally liked for his willingness to discuss difficult things freely, and has a shrewd ability to assess and arouse public opinion. Arc these not qualities that should have been considered even in the awesome presence of the Penrose roller with full steam up? On almost every occasion where he has had opportunity since- ho became an avowed candidate for Governor, Mr. Sproul has earnestly impressed hearers with his ambition to make a success of his administration and to break the per sistent hoodoo which has hung over the Governor's chair in this state. It is not inconsistent to believe, therefoic, that in the charter legislation, as well as in other measures, he is endeavoring to see that tho outcome shall be reasonably sat isfactory to the people and that he is not willing to be convicted of playing any cut-throat factional game which could only hobble and discredit his administra tion as it has many others of which ho was a keenly interested spectator in his two decades in the Senate. The best advice possible to give to the charter revisionists is to cut loose from anybody's steam toller; get back to fust principles; be sure that the bills do not serve any selfish interests by throwing out one set of politicians only to benefit another; go to the Governor frankly and in the open as they should deal with every politician on "The Hill" and insist upon what they believe to be the right thing for Philadelphia for years to come rather than to meet tho expediency of the next mayoralty campaign, nnd be assured that in the end they will triumph. Despite the errors of the last week, it is not yet too late. MR. BURLESON ESCAPES TXfHEN the Senate began the present '' investigation into the state of the wire systems under federal control, New comb Carlton, one of the directors under the Burleson regime, was revealed as the rarest of American types an enthu siastic admirer of the postmaster gen eral. Mr. Burleson believes in high rates and low wages. He is an ardent anti-union man. It was not surprising to find that he had won the affectionate regard of a corporation official, who, in the old days, as manager of an extensive telegraph system, had had his own troubles over questions of trade unionism and rising wage scales. It appears now thnt Mr. Carlton, as the chief representative of the Western Union inteiests in Mr. Burleson's admin istiative system, was well aware from the beginning of Mr. Burleson's intention to put practical control of the wires back under private direction, as he saw omens of a strike directly in his path. The senators who have been charging that the postmaster general sought this way of escape from responsibility for the confusion which ho himself has helped to create in the sen ice probably are not indulging in empty rhetoric. There was one way out and the astute Mr. Burleson departed while the depart ing was good. Yet the problem of a confused wire system is by no means nearer solution. The telegraph companies are going along comfortably. They do not need financial assistance. They need their present rates and the right to deal with their men in their own way. Mr. Burle son's record in the Postofficc Depart ment shows that he prefers to keep his men in a condition as near to serfdom as he can make it. The Western Union is more liberal. It is devoted to an amiable and really liberal policy of paternalism. The telegraphers like neither of these methods. They want their union and its rules recognized and they seem willing to fight. The outlook is not cheerful for the men, the stockholders or the public which sends telegrams. Because the nss.es?ed ning-a-Kound-a. valuation of Darby Kosy property In small, homes are cheap. Be cause homes are cheap Philadelphia mej with large families have flocked there. Ilecause of tho inljration there arc IG00 children iu the town. That necessitates forty-two teach ers in the schools. And the teachers get small salaries because the assessed valuation of Darby prqperty (a small. Six of the seven mmbcr of the Darby High School faculty have resigned as a consequence. Darby Solons are now trying to find a way out of the circle. That a young man Join the Boy Scouts 1 should be drowned and another narrowly escape drowning in the Schujlkill river when their canoe upset is a sad commentary on the way many of our boys are raised. Every youngster should know how to swim and how to handle a boat. It may be that when Think It Doctor Dorten, Doc- Ilad Medicine tor Eckermann and D o c t o . KHngen- Bchmldt undertook to form a republic they forgot to inform the public. There seems to be serious inclination In Wiesbaden to tear up the prescription. Some humorist In Coming Through stalled a keg of water the Wry in Common Council chamber yesterday. The first man who sampled It made a wry face. The presumption is that If it had been a keg of rye It would have given him water on the brain. Maybe the postmaster general thinks ha made a hit by dodging the Btrlke. Erer-recurrlng tragedies urge the ne cessity of some plan to restrict the output of revolvers. The allegation of Trank Morrison, sec retary of the Federation of Labor, that m-M. ent borob outrages are the logical result of ipnresincicu wimifrauoB u oe past H at CONGRESSMAN MOORE'S LETTER f J. Morton Rings Dies In Hawaii. George P. Darrow Is Now on tho Naval Affairs Committee. Judge 8taake Praises the Neshamlny Washington, June 7. TTTHnN fne Lusltanla was sunk a large delegation of congressmen was visiting Hawnll. The news that wo might bo em broiled In the European war In consequence of the Incident thrilled the visitors and caused them to cable hastily to Washington to ascertain If the President intended to call an extra session of Congress. In due time they learned that the President intended to pursue a "watchful waiting" policy, nuJ so they continued to move from Island to Island In the wonderful group which claims dis tinction ns "the melting pot of the world." One of the men who helped make pleasant the visit of th j congressmen was .T. Morton Higgs, a former paymaster In the United State navy, whom Captain Mitchell Mnc Donnld. of the Union League, may recall. In n little wnlle it developed that Itlggs was a former Philadelphia, a companion of Wil liam E. Llttlctoh, David F. Conovcr, .1. It. .Tohes nnd other old-time members of the Five o'clock Club, of which he himself had been a member briefly under the ministra tions of the late Colonel M. Richards Murkle. RlRgb had fallen in love with the islands ; hut that wan not all, lie married there and set tled down for good. He was a "good fellow" from eery point of view. But news has reached Washington that Itlggs is no more. Even lit his age, he enlisted in the army for the war and was given the rank of captain. Itecentlj he died, and "the Chiefs of Ha waii," of which he was n member, placed a "tabu stick" at the heod of his casket and maintained n denth-watch over Ms body until the last moment. There is but one other Philnilelphlan now holding the title of "Chief of Hawaii," so far as is kuown. PHILADELPHIA naval Interests are -- about as well cared for under the new Republican House organization as could pos sibly bo expected. The navj yard is In the First District, which N represented by Con gressman Vnre, a member of the appropria tions committee; but to the naval affairs committee, of which Congressman Butler, of West. Chester, is chairman, has been added (Jeorge P. Darrow, of Ocrmantown, trans ferred from the committee on banking and currency. William .T. Browning, of Cain den, is ulso a member of this committee, innking next to Butler. The appearance of Dairow on the committee met with the sat isfaction of the older members, who nppre i into his steady attendance on the sessions of the House. Darrow likes the job of mix ing up with admirals nnd chiefs of bureaus and the like, and is reallj no novice at the game, being a "vice commodore" or some thing like thnt on his own account when sailing is good ut New Loudon, Conn. TSAAC BACHARACH, of the Second New Jersey district, brother of Harry Bacha rach, mayor of Atlantic City, has not only become n member of the ways nnd means committee of the House, bat bv appointment of the speaker ha been added to the com mittee on the direction of affairs in the House office building, on which Champ Clark is tho Democratic member. Isaac keeps in pretty close touch with Iloiihc details, but he Is albo beginning to rIiow a lively interest in tariff matters, having introduced two bllia recently to protect glass manufacturers who started in during the war to make chemical glassware and optical instruments. JUDOE WILLIAM II. STAAKE, of Com mon Pleas Court No. fi, is an er-prcsi-dent of the Five o'Clock Club. He is also n farmer, having a country place at Gwyncdd, Montgomery county. The other dny when President J. S. W. Holton, of the Maritime Exchange, escorted a party of distinguished men up the Delaware river to Bristol to witness the launching of the Neshamlny, which did not take place on the appointed day because of a strike, the judge bat down and wrote n letter of regret because he could not go along. And in that letter he told of the propriety of naming the ship Xcshaminy ns n compliment to Joseph It. Grundy's Bucks county Victory Loan committee. "The nume is especially interesting to me," he said, "because I have a father, mother, brother and'sister burled on the banks of the Neshamlny in the beautiful cemetery at Hulmeville." And then the judge tells about the good times ho used to have we need not say how many years ago at Newportville, on the same stream. "And all the streams to the north of us now," he added, speaking of Gwynedd, which is in Montgomery county, "empty into the Neshamlny." EZRA PARKER, of Barnegat, is a banker, but he takes a deep Interest In the affairs of the coast guard, tho boys who were formerly known as of the life-saving service. Some years ago provision was made for pajing members of the coast guard an annuitv after they had been in the service a certain number of years ; but provision was not made for those who were disabled in the service prior to the passage of the act. These are the men for whom Mr. Parker speaks, and It Is understood that Congress man Small, of North Carolina, who had much to do with the original bill, will Intro duce another bill to provide for this situa tion. The boys who paced the sands of the New Jersey coast when the life-saving sta tions were mere shacks four or five miles apart will be glad to know about this. PETER E. COSTELLO, of Tacony, is now In rank next to the chairman on the rivers and harbors committee. This advance ment of 'the Fifth District .representative is due to the recent upheaval in Congress, which placed Charles E. Kennedy, of Iowa, at the head of the committee instead of John II. Small, of North Carolina, l'cter 11. always played close to Small, who was a warm friend of tho Delaware river, and it may be expected that he will keep in touch with Kennedy. A personal matter which Inter ests the uptown member just now is the Bafe return from France of his soldier son, Cap tain Edward O. Costello. The captain, who comes back with a line record, went over with the SlxteeUthJFleld Artillery. During the fighting lie was attached to the Forty second or Rainbow Division. JOSEril G. IIODGERS, of Philadelphia, who succeeds Bob tfordon, former Ohio congressman, as sergeant-at-arms of the House of Representatives, is making a good start In his new office. Joe's long experience as one of the minority clerks on the Repub lican side made him known to every member, and as It was a habit with him to specialize on new members, to whom he was always courteous, everybody is giving him the glad band. The sergeant-at-arms has charge of the salaries of congressmen and Is in control of the personnel which supports the authority of the speaker of the House. It wduld have done Charley Hall arid Rodgers's many other friends good to-hate seen him at hl desk at the Capitol liM bWI H Pl UMwUe "N-NOT THAT I'M WORRIED, BUT WHERE ARE M Y FRIENDS!" . flt 1 - 71. lt l.'irtU "sJl. ( -t .w -jfj :. iit.u-:css3irawri.41 f 'A i .1,WJ.l.IJ...t:fciTi73.7 THE CHAFFING DISH Have you a little copy of the peace treaty in your pocket? Statement of THE CHAPPING DISH , At close of dialling, June 0, 1910. (Member of Xatwnal Humorous Clearing Home) ASSETS File of Congressional Record.valued (for humorous purposes) at 51000.00 Cash reserve $0.-15 Contributed poems, t-till good enough to use 38 Contributed poems, not to be us.ed unless In emergency 42 Poems useless after July 1 "7 Lunches owed us bv contributors... 12 Stamps steamed off contilbutcd MSS $0.1(1 Jokes clipped from other papers. ... 20 Call jokes on collateral 8 Time jokesou collateral 3 Mortgage on Dove Dulcct's sense of humor $0.05 Quips on hand re league of nations. !io Nickel inserted in blot machine at Reading Terminal which would not woik (wc have confident hope of getting it out again with a screwdriver, unless some one else gets there first) $0.05 Vaults, embalming plant for puns and other permanent equipment. . $50.00 LIABILITIES Lunch owed Mr. A. Edward Newton $2.75 Duel challenges from manufacturers of safety matches 4 Unanswered letters 280 Salary due Miss Ann Dante (amount in dispute, will not exceed).. .... $1.50 Tobacco borrowed by us from col leagues, amount claimed to be. . . $34.00 Probable lawyer's fee in suit against colleagues re tobacco alleged bor rowed by us $100.00 Res.cn e to cover depreciation in contributed poems $10.00 Reserve to cover purchase of straw hat 52.00 Reserve to cover expenses of night of June 30 $3.00 AH insecurities, IOU's from poets and other non-negotiable paper have been writ ten off tlie books. Regret to inform clients that the sinking fund shows very low visi bility at present and may even eink entirely out of sight. FDLGER McKINSET, the delightful Bentztown Bard of the Baltimore Sun, used to frequent Camden in his young days, and often helped Walt Whitman pais an evening gossiping on the front steps on Mieklo street. Mr. McKlnsey recently wrote n Dleasnnt essay In the Baltimore Evening Sun recalling nw ;. ,,-.., u ... course of which ho takes up the matter of the battered plaster bust which is now lying in the backyard of the Mlckle street house. Wc have several times alluded to this sculp ture saying that we thought 'it to be a like ness of Walt himself. The Bentztown Bard says: The tr1i la. this waa what was left of the piaster cast of a bust of Itobert Q, IngeraoU that had been Bitting for aoma years on th floor by th mantelpiece In' the little front room on MlcUle street. Inger boU had himself sent It to Walt, and 1 hap pened to b6 with him the afternoon It was brought to thehouse, and unboxed It for him and set It where he dlrepted. at the side of the mantel on the floor, I never saw it moved from there while he was living, but, of course, in the changes and cleanings out after the old figure vanished from those fa miliar rooms, no one. perhaps, cared enough for the Ingersoll bust to save It from the back yard. The only thing that bothers us about this lg that the bust ia question is that of a heavily beared man. arid certainly bears a .,..,' ....mM,,n tnlWaH. himself. IMrt tfutnall wear a,bardi Waare told that hj. J&M clean-shaven nbout the time when Folger McKlnsey used Vj visit Walt Whitman, in 'S5 and 'SO. Ritual for the Solemnization of a New Collar In Hot Weather C0,IjTiAR ''t thou have this mau to be they Inwful wearer, to cleave together in tho solemn estate of haberdashery? AVilt thou cllug to him nn,i n(0rn him, and return pafely to him from the laundry, so long as bturch holdcth its gloss? JVie Collar shall answer, I WILT. Desk Mottoes Our erected wit mnketh us know what per fection is, anil yet our Infected will keepeth us fiom reaching unto it. ( SIR PHILIP SIDNEY. Today's Quaint Item Mr. A. Edward Newton has had a letter from a plumber in Kansas, bayins "Please tell me the prices of old and rare books." If the newspapers are the Fourth Estate, would it ba overbold of the colyurnlsts to consider themselves the Fifth? We have heard so many people having a wonderfully jolly time lately reminiscing about the talks they had with Walt Whit man when thev were vm,n .I,. rather shame-faced to havo to admit that so far we haven't met any really Great Figure about whom we shnll be able to gossip wheu the agreeably garrulous stage arrives. Just thinking over the list of our friends, we are bound to confess that tho World Figure is still lacking. We are determined to play Traubel to somebody, if he will just step up to the inkwell. , Lrao,re JIr- Taft JoUes nbout his defeat In 191.2 the more seriously the country will have to take him for 1020. ABOUT this time of year comes the an . nual complaint about the amount of water "wasted" by those who turn on the nyurunis 10 give cnntircn in the poorer quar ters of the city a bath. We get very weary of such talk. A city that likes to think of itself as the third greatest in this country, and can't afford to keep its children cool, had better learn a new way of thinking. It Is the first duty of a city to give its children a chance to grow up in health and decency. One of these days wo are going to get weary of writing nice little "Travels In Philadelphia," that describe only the pic turesque aud genial aspects of the town We are going to give you a picture of the Indescribable foulness, rottenness, ugliness and stink of somo of the city's holes and corners on a blazing hot day, when children gasp and die In reeking squalid dens amonir airless kennels of blistering brick. WE HAVE heard some grumbling aboat heat. There'll be another hot wave along nhortly, and plenty of them. Every one of those hot days means the death of children It is tho first duty of a city to give its children a chance. When you find maddened Imbeciles heaving bombs about, you imagine perhaps tlat they do it from some care fully reasoned nnd pondered economic the ory, something to do with Karl Marx or Leon Trotsky? v Nonsense. The anarch ists of tomorrow are tho children growing , up iuuuj m i" ciiwui, tuiucn oi American ( cities. The anarchists of today are the slum emiureu ui jiBiuuuj. amcjt uing inetr mur der haphazard, In despairing protest against tho grime and bitterness and stupidity that have surrounded them all their lives, SOORATE8. Horses are dying in Alsace after eating grass Infected by German poison gas. The 11-mBB ao crups up at iuhw w wot iMr t AFTER GRIEVING WHEN I was young I wa so sad I I was so sad I I did not know Why any living soul was glad When one must some day sorrow so. But now that grief has come to me My heart is like a bird set free. . I always knew that It would come ; I always felt It waiting there: Its shadow kept my glad voice dumb And crushed my gay soul with despair. But now that I have lived, with grief I feel an exquisite relief. Athletes who know their proved strength, Ships that have shamed the hurricane: These are my brothers, and at length I shall come back to joy again. However hard my life may be I know It shall not conquer me. ' Aline Kilmer, in "Candles That Burn." Mr. Burleson turned over the wires with a string attached. If Ruth Law follows Hawker, let us hope she will fight shy of typewritten state ments. Frederick .Thompson, amusement pro moter, who died yesterday, was a pubtle benefactor, for he helped the world to laugh. A Cincinnati meat packer sees In the immediate future a slow beef slump. The cow that jumped over the moon must be de scending, in a parachute. What Do You Know? OIIIZ h 1. What is the third most populous state,, In the Union? 2. What was the mountain of the Muses and regarded by the Greeks as the source of poetic inspiration? 3. What country owns the great Island af Madagascar? 4. What is a kickshaw? i 5. Who is William J. Flynn? tO. Where is the oldest courthouse in the United States? 17, Who founded the Smithsonian Institu-' tlon? 8. Who was Elisa Rachel? fj. What was the ancient capital of the great Inca empire in Peru? Ho. What is coaming on a ship? Answers to Yesterday's Quiz 1. James II of England died in the cha teau at St. Germalnien-Laye. 2. Thirteen Is the minimum number of states capable of defeating the suffrage amendment. ' 8. Nihilist literally means a rejecter of current beliefs in rellgl6n, morals or government.' ( It is derived from' the Latin "nihil," nothing. 4 Baron Steuben was a Prussian who entered the American military service In 1777. lie rose to the rank of major general and reorganized the Continental army. After the revolution, be settled in New York. D, Bream is a yellowish, arched back fresh water fish. 0 Alexander Pope wrots the satirical poem "The Dunclad." 7. Most of tho French departments ara named after rivers. 1 8, Abaft: in jthe stern half ot the ship, behind. 0. Andrew Jackson commanded the Ameri can troops in the overwhelming vic tory over the British at New Orleans 10, Francis Hopkuuon, of PhUacMpkla, V T. wreW lbs yrim W V A. 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