Evening public ledger. (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, May 15, 1919, Sports Extra Closing Stock Prices, Page 10, Image 10
: y 7 )." r ! iV-t - -, it " t , ! 10 -EVEXJLNtt PUBLIC LEDGER-PHILADELPHIA, THURSDAY, MAY 15," 1919 L Stoning public Ule&ger k THE EVENING TELEGRAPH jtfri' PUBLIC LEDGER COMPANY . t'.CYfllfS Jf. IT. fTITttTt PirtitiMuT ripM ti. i aid met on, view rrtfnnt: .John i' . cnrreiary ana Treniurer: I'niup comns, j. will. amy. John J Ppurirpon. Director. rniTntit A 1. n inn U-- .4' l nn ir 1.' Jn-.. !,. !... E,nA,VlD B. BMII.RT K.lllor g'.jHHW tf. aiAKTIN nenerl ninlnm Managn- fti . Illblllhrd dallv at Titi in f.Kltnfcn ItnllHInr. AUlmo ClTT Nnr YoiK. . rirROIT inarprnaence equarr, riiuaiif ipnta :. .. I'rrsT-tHifm iiiiuiiinic . -00 M-lropollfin Tower Till Tord llullfllnc Inns Kiillcrion nnlMlnr 1.102 ri-itiimr UutMltif t?'OMIPAOO. . i 'WiSHltoTON tii'rr. 't tt. R. Cnr Iennlnnla A aiirl 11Mt SI. BiVWur.'Toiiic notir.tij . Th Sim iiMiiiiim WW7" ?!PO! Uuor.AU ... Unnlon riiiii-t r st'tw nirTiov TKnMs "? The KrHNtsn Pi to Ir Lrnnrtt I aArM In anh wriDars in riiljarlelphm ami aiirrmimlltiK town t tha rat nf twelve (ll'l rent, p-r weet, paabt to the carrier. ,,nr full lo point" nulln of PlillnnVlnliln In th United Stiles Canada or t'filld Stat" tin. elons, poMnfe free flft r.nl irnts par mmtth 81 (fni dollar per veai nay-thle in ndanc To all forelsti totmlrlrs one 111 dollar per hlnnth. Nimrn Rnlnrrlbers w 1. bine Mdre.s fhnniwd WUBt irlVG old as well rs new addre... IllI.L, 3000 WAI M T KM STOAT. M UN 3000 E7" Addrrai all cttmuntral tonv lo Hi rutt'O Vuhlu JdCdofr hldrpriidr rr Srpinrr, PlilJnilrlphin Member of Hie Associated Press RI ilia daoui 1.1 I bii 'rv.s.s n crew- fcfk lively entitled to tlir me for icpiibliealinn ' of nil (icirj dispatches credited to it nr nut otherwise credited in this paper, and ntso ihc local neivs published therein. All rights nf republication nf special dis patches herein are also reserved. PhUlrlphl. Ihur.da.. Mil n. 1111 h THE RIGHT THING AA"f (TlH l'i nni'L i-nmnikcmn lii iclml in n 1" t.. . ..... V. ... . cj. muiuy way in ticiiiiiieiy ;iii(i wiuioui. ;'A equivocation authoiiKinp: the ilniiijr of games in the paiks on bumlav . Golf has Iouk been pled in I'olib Creek Paik and baseball lias been played at Fairmount. It was suggested tliHt the park guards be dnected to permit all orderly games on Sunda without any formal action by the commission. Tln could have been done, and we could have hypocritically pretended that we were not t consenting lo Sunday sports for the people. j. The commission has been too honest ?t and self-respecting to take any such P cowardly course. Its action will com mend itself to the judgment of all those j5 who believe m providing all possible ways lor the orderly lelaxation oi me ''' neonle on Sunday. lv : & TUC nilADH IM THC RCCT UAMnC PENNSYLVANIA ha long been pioud ffi of William G. Price, but theie is a new PA thrill in its admiration and affectum as K if" Trftrrn trie tilic rrull.ittt .flw.ot. uimI ti,n- ; -.v 'v.-avo v.iu (.(tiiuni. iri.ii.i-. linn 1 1 - WpK. nntllnrl nntltv iti liic twi iln nf immmiin. der-in-chief of its reoiganized National Guard. Governor Sproul, who announced the appoiplmcnt at ths city's dinner to Gen eral Muir last night, fervently hailed Brigadier General Pi ice as his boyhood friend. To this charm cf old association the citizenry of this state fondly yield. Not alone for his admirable services in Rshis artillery command in the Twenty KJ eighth Division during the war is war feranty for Geneial Price's new honor to ff be found. S Vr tnn 1 aannio K.. 1. .. . !.-.. .. l.ultl!.. a. 4 4. ut i.iaii.y tuai itu iiu uuuu u utiuuiiiL and conspicuous liKure, lirt as colonel of the old Pennsylvania Third Regiment. Kand his sound administrative abilities H' have undoubtedly played a notcnt part g in the achievements of our state troops. The link between their superb accom- f-foi plishments m riancc and their able Li, training at home in the National Guard & days can be clearly traced. If .Brigadier ueneral 1'rice is as pleased $ over his deserved laurels as Pennsylva- nians are, he is a happy man today. v.: .- r.-ZZ rC MUW lUUtl lUbttJbAUhV fTIHE Chamber of Comraorw meant well ; - in cabling President Wilson to sus-. pend further removal of the pneumatic moil tubes until Congress could discuss ytho subject, but it obviously avoided the heart of the difficulty. That, of course, Sr.is the incumbency of Albert Sidney Bur- Sileson, whose responsibility for destroying a yital instrument in Philadelphia's R postal service is direct. "ST Tired as the nnblic mav bp nf lnirmr- anuub int.- pusunusier general s prolonged I eeries of fatuities, the monotony of this t censure is less wearisome than the pres- J ence of a discredited blunderer in office. The mail-tube mess is merely one of an indefensible series. This expeditious postal' machinery for years served the ity admirably as a similar system still Tdoe's in Paris, where the speedy "petits Sbjeus" often reach their destination -within an hour. The excuse for abandon- spine it ncrc is aoout as clear as that lor jpStMr. Burleson himself. That is to say, : a. . i . i .... fuliy as transparent as a masonry wall. SENATE CAN TEAR IT TO PIECES ferpHE Senate is under no compulsion of J- law, precedent or custom to accept ifihe peace treaty in the form in which it is fSjiubmitted to it. No attempt to create the impression fhat the treaty must be accepted or fersrbjected can succeed, for the reason that Bjjnowledge of the processes of trcaty- H?jmntrinp' is ton n-eneral. ' The constitution provides that the sfc'rresident "shall have power, by and with ri ir j..:- 1 AAHn4- -p iu c x i "tine, auvitu aiiu (.unoviiL ul iiie oenuie, 10 wjnTako treaties, provided two-thirds of the fliinators concur." The initiative lies rIVith the President. Advice is the func- & 4? i. .. ji f 4hi C?nlin T atl IAt1tinlP 1tfaa..ln i flHJ Ul H1U t3CHI.C Ullll VUIIACUI. uciiuijua ij 'whether it wisnes to insist that its jrjgo be accepted. There can be no ty unless the minds of the benate of the President come together, is elementary and fundamental. " ."'Treotics have frequently been amended k- AtA. C?nH..rt Till. DMaidnnf hn.'n.l...! py me ot:nai.e, mi. iwiutiiv hud iiimtu thl nation, jnterestcd to accept the r'' i 1 1 ...!... 11 1 1 UHlHieiUB, anu wiicii Hicy imvu ueen eeuted the treaties have become valid. r Rut the President is as free to reject aQtcndments made by thg Senate as the Seiii,ia tp make amendments. PiesidentQjfc, in loio, sent to the Sen- ale '"JIWh" li fitly wiin rrussia, f which He explained The Jjenatti ratified le, Piesident reftw jrrXtctioiW flU'l. $it)1fi Mlmt. znimeuK ;.very knows that the Senate has rejected many treaties which the President has nego tiated. The power of the Senate and the powct of the President are clear and definite. The Senate may rewrite the peace treaty from beginning to end, but it would only have its tioublo for its pains, for it is not likely that the President would submit such a lewritten treaty to Germany. The question nt issue is not one of the powers of the Senate, but one of expe diency. Is it prudent for one In audi of the treaty-making power, through pride of opinion, to delay or possibly to pi event the making of peace between this coun try nnil Gei many? The Senate, whatever it may do, can not pi event France and Kngland from making peace. WHAT DO THE SOLDIERS THINK REVIEWING THE GRAND STANDS? The Iron Division Fought In an Endless War That Requires More Than Cheering at Home T"1'.T us in iinajriliu familiar oidur an nation ii'wi-o the lid suppose foi a moment that the foil; at home wcie icviewed by the men of the Iron Divi sion. Would theic be applause and flag waving in the stands as we went by'.' What have ive been doing in a vast adventure that included the Maine and the Aigoiiue forest and the collapse of Germany as moic tn less fleeting inci dents? How should we appear m the eyes of men who, a ilo.cn limes a day, had lo be gieat oi die? The Iron Division and the othei divi sions that fought beside it didn't go abroad mnioly lo crush Geimany. They fought to continue life, libcity and the pursuit of happiness, for justice and right and to insure, above all things, reasonableness and decency in nil human lelationships. That sort of wai is end'ess. To assume that it was won finally in France is to cherish a delusion. The ultimate deci sion will be made where all gieat vic tories aie won in the minds of men. I'cniis.vlvauia, which sent the Iron Division to France, has been one of the great battlegrounds in the univeisal cause, The pioneers weie men who lcbellcd and lost and rebelled again, and retiied fighting to new positions of advantage. They fought the stubborn earth and wrung wealth from it. They fought the wilderness and they fought ignorance and inherited haticds, and yet they did not win completely. They came in succession English, Gcimans, Welsh, Irish, Italians, Poles waging together an instinctive warfare for a common end. These men coming home are their sons, who have been merely continuing ovei the ancient course and onward to a des tined light. Theie was a time when it appealed that the end of the way had been almost leached at the Marne and later in Paris. If we were an imaginative people we should have seen the departuie and the arrival of American soldiers as a gieat symbol as the end of a vast cycle. They would have been the sons of ancient war riors, striking back once more when they had become stiong and completing a task beg i in far centuries. But it is becoming appaient that Ger many was but a major obstacle that had to be cleaicd away. Ignotance, greed, selfishness, bigotry and cowardice, familiar curses, aie still pcisistcnt. Thev make a blight that isn't confined to Europe. It is pietty certain that if the Iron Division occupied the stands today and if our conduct at home had been as "minutely repoited as theirs was in France a great many of us would pass in silence along the route of the parade.- There would be the political profiteers, who even now are fumbling and plotting furtively with what, in their lingo, is called "the soldier sentiment." Theie would be civilians in high hats thou sands of them who believe that their service to humanity may be done and completed in after-dinner speeches. What of the Legislature that is so often dtoll when it isn't inept? What of the senators who flee away to quaver and pray for guidance at the ivied tombs of their political ancestors whenever an unfamiliar thought drifts along to strike them helpless with pure funk? Lawyers and judges would come in a considerable number, and about a good many of them the men of the Pennsyl vania division might hesitate in doubt. Have they been valorous, reckless of self interest, brave, self-sacrificing, resolute in the service of truth? The men who endured the Argonne forest, who made chaos of the proudest contingent that the Germans could organize from all their divisions in the field, would not be likely to cheer men who quake at shadows and waste their days in quibbling over the precise meaning of a traditional phrase in times like these. The Iron Division in the reviewing stands would look with tolerant curiosity on those editors who are professional propagandists of ignorance and the deliberate weavers of popular and profitable delusion. Men of the sort who compose the Iron Dlvied0" have found ignorance a deter--mWii siwsiy in all the generation of . tlteir VufcflBt- '") lMt jroureT power. ful kings, the wealth of empires, the shrewdness of men trained in IbVarts of befuddlcmcnt have been mobilized against them. And yet they have never been conquered. ' They never can be conquered because theirs is n cause greater than kings, greater than d.tnastics greater than empires, greater than money and greater than life. It is the desire for liio triumph of justice and reason in the affairs of humanity. It is universal. Every tyrant has opposed it. And where aie the tyiants now? Men do not always define their pur poses even to themselves. And Ameri can soldiers fought instinctively for an idea. And if, through a superficial view of the war, we at home do not realize that idea, the war in which the lion Divi sion won gloiy will be lost so far as we aie concerned. If there is one duty that America owes the returned soldiers it is to think clearly, bravely, without hysteria about the times that are past and the times that arc coming. Left-over platitudes and the abort ations willed on us by high-salaried hatcmakcis will not do. Base old men who called themselves scholais, naiiovv groups huddled in sod den complacency without consciousness of the common life that moves the world, have been the sources of what we have born calling cultuie. Wc have aped their gestures sedulously enough. But the war and the experiences of the lion Division and its like have provided clear sugges tions of a truci cultuie in Ameiica. To be as clean-handed as our. soldiers were, as proudly aloof from a thought of loot, to lecognize the validity of no rule of life that is cruel or unjust lo others is to approximate an intellectual ideal worthier than anything yet commonly taught m schools. It is not because we are niscr, but because we are stronger and more free, that America may lead and serve the world. And we cannot be propagandists of liberty and justice among others if we aie illiberal and unjust, soidid and selfish in our lclalions with one nnothei. Welcome home, Iron Division! This would be a great day foi Penn s.'lvania if people every wheie in the stands, big and little, high and humble, could shaie in the next few years even a little of the spirit that swept you along at the Marne, at Fismes and in the Argonne. HARMONY WITH A CAPITAL P rpHE agi cement of the Republican sona--- torial caucus on Cummins, of Iowa, favoied by the piogressives, as piesident pio tempore, foreshadows a haimonious organization of the Senate next Monday. It is intimated that the progiessive minority has secuied the promise of fair treatment in the apportionment of com mittee chairmanships and in leturn has agreed to support the general program. Whether the piogiessives will vote for Penrose as -hairman of the finance com mittee and Waircn as chairman of the committee on appropriations docs not yet appear, but it is not likely that they will vote against them. Between what they regard as two evils, they seem to prefer to accept Peniosc and Warren to permit ting the Democrats to organize the Sen ate by continuing the fight within their own party. As they hold the whiphand. and will continue to hold it so long as the Repub licans control the Senate by a narrow margin of two votes, theie is likely to be harmony with a capital P, standing for progressive legislation. All forward looking Republicans hope so at any rate. Tin- Kc.vstoun Division lirln up the arch of llio Allied offensive. The magnitude of the grand stnml inani fistocl by those of us who could procure no srats is tlm real recoid-breaker. TIip Huns seemed to have misiiuderstood our way of making peace just an completely as thev did our method of waging war. No matter vvlint the calendar niijs, the t niversity of Pennsjlvania teaching stall re'oiees that the next fall means u rise. The Vnivcrsity has round the money needed to increase the pay of its professors, but the Board of lMucation gives up the tak. In a WUJ- it is ton bad IliHt (ieruinny loses all her aircraft. A little "see-plain" nimpment would he decidedly beneficial in her present quandary. When it comes to decorations for a naiade Philadelphia does not have to take a back, seat for anybody. Her artists and architects have done themselves proud. The prospect of cheaper wheat, which means cheaper bread, is dangled before our eyes. Hope it is not like a carrot tied to a stick before a donkey's uose iu order to keep him going. And the wounded men who reviewed the parade now know how General Persh ing feels when the men march before him. And every American ioldier carries n gen eral's stars in hia knapsocK. The Peerless belied Its name and did not bring its load of troops home In time tn be welcomed today. But there will bo welcome enough left over to warm the hearts of the boys when they land tomorrow. 'l'lic Dutch (iorcrnment denies, that it has decided to give up the former kaiser. No one has asked for him yet, It says. Uut if Count; Bentinck should be consulted ho would certainly say that his guest is out staying his welcome. , Now the Democratic senators will quote holy writ and ay to the Republican major ity, "Wo? unto you, for ye pay tjthe of mint and j.riw'aadCummiwr and ncjleej to ISgltV f m pHwurejV THE GOWNSMAN The Questionnaire AQi;i:STIONNAIIin Is a piece of .other J' wle harmless paper on which some idiot ha caused to be printed, or otherwise mani folded, a lint of idle cpiestlons. Ingeniously concocted to consume time nnd lo ninvver what nobody cares n rap about mid what no body can possibly be the wiser for knowing. le shnll not call the tiuc.stionnnlrr n scrap of paper: it is too Unimportant for that, al though vexatious enough to beget, even in a hnbkually temperate man, the exasperation out of which wars are made. The color of the paper on which the iiiestiojinalre is printed is unessential ; it is the color of the questions that tell, or rather that make the victim tell. Kor the thing begins with the Insinuating (lattery that there is rrnlly some body who actually cares what opinions jou maj hold .tbout something or other. It pro cerus with the seductive assumption thai, holding opinions, jou courleouslj desire to share them with that eager nud appreciative body, the rert of mankind ; and that jour intensely becoming modesty has alone pre vented jou from the illumination of the world, until thus cross-examined into levela I ion. rpllll subject of the qiipatiiiiinuiie is uni J- porta nt, nnd it maj be verj diverse. 'I I in Che onjpa is nlwnjs the snme, (lie ultimate ven tilation of some notion or other and the affected support oT it by the happy indcter lnlnateness oT statistics; to the end that ve max decide the primary laws of existence, the fate of nutions, the policy of schools, our belief In gods or ghosts, our stand on rum and ruin, our notions about votes and violence, all by the simple democratic method of a slioiv of hands. , ' TN IjUROPE (he questionnaire is pari of a J- man's daily life ; bis birth, his christening, education, marriage, death nnd burial are subject to it, and his income, as ours, too. of hite. suffers a questionnaire only sboit in Its thoroughness of that of the Spanish In riuisilion itself. Women in Europe feel no affront upon inquirj into their age: thej are inured to it from joulh And what can il matter, my dear, if you really don't look if So truthful ii( this ipport have Tieuch and English women become that il is said that few fail to remember their actual birthdajs by moic than a slip nf ten jears or so. al though longevity in the sex is limited abo Intel to the age of forty. THE Gownsman has icgislei n In roiiln qiirstinnnairubl led his opinions ble iiuiiij a day and oft. ami he has consumed much linnel grnjMi matter, the gasoline of tbo brain, in I be process. I low often lias be recorded his "name, surname, middle name (spelled oul in full)" the Gownsman bates In spell out his middle nnine or even to disclose it all at tliebibesl of the questiniiiiaiie. How often has he discovered the place of his hiilh (Hie onlj compensation about which is Unit it was not Philadelphia I : how often thai distant prehistoric peiiod, Ihe dale of bis fust an pe.iraiue on this distracting planet IIi phue of residence, alwuvs subject to liieh change; his present orriip.it ion. bis previous auditions of servitude, the maiden nnine of his wife's aunt Ihe nulj name the poor, dear ladj ever had his leliginn nnd his lnomen tarj adhesions to cieed, his politics uui des peration therein, bis hopes of salvation and trepidations thereon, the color of his ejes and his hair what theie is left of it his favorite game as if theie inuld he any gnnie left after niisweiiug All is subject In the questionnaire. TllK (inw nsman has kind of a man is tl has oflen vvondeied what le cnncoctcr of u ciues- ticinnaiie. lie must be alike n verj liusv and a verv idle per-on. Ilusj in the affairs of eierjboclv. one wonders if be can have auv nffairsaiif ho own. Idle, or be would never have the time, ns man's linfuV with man iisiuillj goes, to think oul such ingenious nnd trivial questions or to attach such importance to trifles which nobodv ele would think of lurking up off of the footwiijs of djilv life. Sometimes the questionnrj is a school hioker. Vow n school -broker i- the go between, coupling a would-be teacher with his rmplnvcr. and a questioiinaiic is part of the equipment. It inquiies narrowly into ever.vtliing and comes alvvajs, like Hamlet's father, in a questionable shape. "Is he (or she! a stiicl disciplinarian?" "Is he (or shel a Methodist V" "Docs he lor she) drink or use tobacto to' excess''" These are actual questions of actual questionnaires. And how is the honest man to answer them? How is an unobservant (!ow nsman to know whether he (or she) really is a Methodist, ex cept bj means of a theological investigation from which his natuio shrinks? How is he to know whether he (or she) drinks to ex cess'' What is excess? And. nowadajs, drinking what? Resides, who is the Gowns man that he shall pass on the sweetness of any woman's voice? Another query, asks solemnly. "Have jou seen him (or hei ) leach?" The Gownsman would respcctfullv suggest that "Have jou seen him cut?" might be a pertinent question as fo n teacher about to be taken into a frugal boarding school; and that a better question than "Is she a good disciplinarian?" might be, "Haw jou seen her spank?" THK piofessioual maker of questionnaiies is the most deadly of the species, for having nothing better to do, he thiuks others equally unemployed, ami he adds to the im pertinence of his questions the irrelevancy of his statistical results. He is apt to ask you what proportion of your class is uupunctual, or left-handed, or gray-eyed, or pigeon toed, and he formulates great things on the premises. Sometimes he insinuates, "Do jou inerelv teach your students to write I.ntin fluently or do you impart to them (here lead parenthetically "as T do") a speaking facility in Ciccioniun diction?" We reply that just nt present we nrc only teaching them to write classical Latin fluently, very fluently; but that we are looking forward hopefully to turning out a Demosthenes or two. probably net winter. Wherefore, the reader may gather that the questionnaire is conducive to that species of comity in lying wherein nobody is deceived but everybody concerned feels much more important. A Voice From the Past The Piesident succeeded on this occa sion because he acted without sense and without constraint in n panorama that was gotten up more for the benefit of his party than for the glory of the nation and the honor of the oeati. - nr iuom uvw cue sillv remarks of the President; for the crcillt of the notion we are willing that the veil of oblivion shall be dropped over them and that they shall no more be re peated or thought of. This is not an extract from an editorial in the New York Sun or the New York Tribune. Nor were the sentiments quoted above taken from any of the public utterances of Senator Poindexter or Senator Sherman or Senator McCormiek. They are from an editorial that was printed In the Harrisburg Patriot and Union on November 24, 1SC3, and hove, no reference to Woodrow Wilson. The President iu question was Abraham Lincoln. Tho "silly remarks" were tbo Gettysburg speech. New York World. Oue Interesting fact which tho World fails to mention is that the Harrisburg Patriot and Union was a Democratic anti-war organ of the most Virulent type. In the midst of wonders it is difficult to assess values. An effective way to ap preciate tho marvclouBncss of the trans, ntlantlc "bon" is to remember how imnos. sible such 0j iblng seemed when Wj6r 1 -"?'.ftir ..;1'; 5:. . S.C- '.t-. t . ,v ' . it : lit V . ... ,: . i s.' ' i'ii. . , 'ill. ! i .' It f w: A.,v ; , tV !. : V. -Pfc'Sl'i. "si - skV-Vt V5. "-"a- -.' 5,. 1 . I - V1 ".SVB. VV"-" L .-w v V -4 :-. ". f. ST-tJ'" It f Te-r "T& sAeit ','3&-TOailv?lc O-Br- -- .::-0. &&ritZ&tiHx& Kvvtf -tr.' X3efgS-v . '-ra-lrT. . - w K-a. .1- i liMM-'tTVtVWiJTi . nUTi ? -MitJO--. " ir. a. r -3- - -.:j:-,. &$$S sMrf J'' vllk &&?? --, V-'- - r. ,v - "J "Wtoakrn , rrMS.. r-. , vSi' Wr ! vin wwCTs -.--fe 1 F -LtrErfLUUT a7 "- i i.- 1SBT, - -- aa ;. i-ii n .-) ILnaVi - - 1irjtfVf, JTsa-rmi LIS ! Ml ' TL.m.W';k,aaaaaB THE CHAFFING DISH rpllGRIO were no skip-stops in Philadcl--L tibia's welcome to the Iron Division. Ihirlj this morning the weather man's morale was said to he crumbling under the strain. AVe hope for his own sake that he will bo able to hold out. The cilj is in a desperate mood and will not allow its holi day to be trilled with. I'.ven William Peiin on the City Hull is said to have turned his head when he heard them coming up Broad street behind him. General Demure! General Muir says the parade is to be con tinued on stiictly military lines and ladies must not try to kiss the soldiers as they go by. But suiely the privilege of being bussed is one of the most cherished of strictly military piivilcgcs. .lust. for oue day nobody really cared about what's happening nt Versailles, or whether the seaplanes bopped off from Trepasscy, or how badly Ilrockdorff feels about the treaty. One of the curious phenomena to be ob served this morning was the number of people who entered restaurants along the line of march about S::!0 o'clock and ordered bicakfast. luncheon ami dinner to be served by the window, all three meals to be deliv ered consecutively. "And sec here, George; I want my eggs boiled ninety minutes, nud don't be iu too much of n hurry about it." i, . Happy were those who had forethought enough to provide themselves vvilh il home made periscope. Most of what they call grand stands are really grand sits. The greatest grand stand of nil is the pavement. The Whirligig of Time Nothing is so ironical as the calendar. Forty -eight years ago today the Germans iu Philadelphia were celebrating the triumphant founding of the German empire by a huge parade. In the Public Ledger Almanac for 1S72 we. find the following item in the "Phii ndelphiu Chronology for 1871": "May 15 German peace celebration ; pro cession nine miles long, nnd included repre sentatives of various trades and occupations in line. Numerous buildings were hnnd somely decorated with flags." But n parade of the rhiladelphiaus who have t hanged their minds about Germany since 1871 would now make a procession at least ninety miles long. Tomorrow morning will be a rich harvest for the shoe-shining contingent. Fred EckersburgJ the Independence Hall engineer, put Martha Washington, the State House black cat, through a special grooming this morning. Nicely combed and with a tricolor ribbon, Martha watched the parade from a niche tinder tho reviewing stand. In terviewed by our representative, Martha said she had never seen so many feet m her life. She was much impressed by the dpg mascots. Wo predict a considerably overiubscrlbcd quota on home-hound trolleys this afternoon and evening. All the trolleys crossing the line of march were diverted from their usual routes during tho parade, and one excitement was to boird a cor and wonder just where it was going. For one clay, r-a least, the proud and shiny new straw hat yielded precedence to "the, oversells cap and the steel helmet. Compenmtion is swift and sweet, Qnly last week wo were laying down our Iron, men for the Victory Ijoan, And here they arc marching back again as urge as njc. '.t - "OUR' OWN, GOD BLESS 'EM!" dr fib, m''5 .r-a ivm, .jauw itn ?,: "ajv 'S .,'- .. -jfUfx" -jt tfmm?m rtw: -aftsMr w . ... ":fc-i'-iSJthTttgaajaaTaVaJHrfrVav in... i. t ' t. . . i - i-ii-r-i :i. r- ai fr.raTT gnr airani jv' 1.V - "ViTjKfflStSEafaWlSnWS! t ''.-' .'" a n . -,:.-thiHm;aeSyiaaSfiFr'.in3 Erf .PHi'S-a,?r-fi'aJti';"' -F1lir.B5c' ,3-lrL?aj!J5-arlMaSB. , . .- . 1 1 ,.ua..-s- iftr-msii.R.- si..r.ii.iin-.L.f.ir.irrfHU'jrcnwuwns;. j.i!Mn.ii..ustf:ui,-a's-nx..-ra!cr: :, v&jamEgsmm&mimmr. ?m, MmsBssmmsm. who could get to a bank through the crowds? Never mind, they're just as good tomorrow. A number of our clients have called us up to ask whether The Chatting Dish has made any preparations to give first aid to Dish contributor who swoon iu the crowds today. If nny of our patrons are overcome in this manner we tan "give them a few unanswered letters to fan themselves with. That is the best we can do. Philadelphia capitulated gladly to i(s army of occupation. Chestnut sticet, arrayed iu summer dresses, properly lived up to its waitiine title s our own Chcmin ties Dames. The Voice That's a-Calllng to Me There's a place that is bathed in the mista of the past ; know not its name, be it land, be il sea; There's n faint reminiscence that's fleeting and fast Yet its voice is a-callinfff a-calling lo tne. In a distant recess of the lime that is gone There's a place that is strange, be it land, le it sea; Mem'ry serves me no longer it leaps like a fawn Yet its voice is a-calling, a-calling to me! There's a spot far .away from the laud of my birth ; I know not its name, be it land, be it sea; Yet I'm ready to go to the ends of the earth Just to answer the voice that's a-calling lo me. There's a place which, to find, I for seasons may roam; T know not its name, be it land, be it sea: A planet, a star, or a cloud ; but my HOMK I shall find where that voice is a-calling to me. ROBERT TjESfdE BELLES Wonder what the German life insurance companies with whom the kaiser holds poli cies are thinking about? After considering the case of the kaiser and the crown prince, no ono will be in clined to dispute that'hcrcdUy does count for something. What's New York going to do about tho Bronx after July 1? That borough's only claim to fame gone, vanished, evaporated ! After reading the terms of the peace, treaty tho chief occupation of German states men seems to be, in the immortal words of "Alice in Wonderland," "reeling and writhi ing and fainting in coils." Desk Mottoes Nothing so needs reforming as other peo ple's habits. MARK TWAIN. Special Feature Tomorrow A notable dispatch from Lieutenant Wil liam McFee, our special "correspondent abroad. Order your Dish early, SOCRATES. No one was ashamed of the tears that camn unbidden to his eyes as he watched the soldiers march by. Independence Hall, all dolled tin for (he welcome, looked as gay as a slitcen-.ear- old. - , ' The Grand Army veterans have not for gotten how the boys la line feel today. They have been there themselves. The trouble with many of the presiden tial balloons sent up into the air is that they are not dirigible. .-.,,. It U.-ivat.so. wuch A'bulde itself " . sX& Keystone Dialogue AVE Dow were jou ever so clever in doing it? How did jou hurtle them through' the Argonne? Hon did jou rush and so crush 'cm that rueing il Is what the Heinies MI never be done? How did jou thrive in that hive of artillery, Popping from "slcllungs" from Rhcims to Sedan? How did jou run cv'ry Hun to his pillory Squarely according to Justice's plan? IIow did you (ling cv'ry ring of pomposity. Baffled nnd crestfallen back toward the Rhine? How was your trick grimly slick with jocosity? How were you ever so wondrously fine? THEY Seeing we'll take it and stake it's believing. Why have jou mulled over books of cam paign? Even the best arc all dressed with deceiving, Ponderous answers to what is so plain. AVhy did you jog iu a bog of obscurity? Why did jou fiddle with figures and maps? AA'hy should n lingering finger give surety, Tiacing the sweep to the Mcusc of us chaps? If you would know why our "go" had vivacity Banish all bombast's inadequate aid. Find in the starch of our march the veracity. . Tasto of the truth in the way we parade! II. T. O. What Do You Know? i QUIZ 1L AYho is chancellor of Germany? 2. Name two American Presidents who virtually named their successors? 3. How many farthings make a penny? 4. AA'bat are the colors of the flag of Por tugal? fi. AVhat is the origin of the line "Win maketh glad the heart of man"? 0. AYhat Is a ranee? 7. Who was the Roman goddess of fruits? 8. In what novel of Dickens docs the pom pous character of Uncle Pumblcchook occur? 0. When did hostilities between the Entente and Turkey terminate? 10. What is Jhc meaning of "malice pre pense"? - Answers to Yesterday's Quiz 1. The first Monday in December is fixed by 'the 'constitution for the opening of" the regular session of Congress. 2. A sabbatical year is every seventh" year allowed for rest, travel, research, etc., to professors in some colleges. 3. "God tempers the wind to the shorn lamb," was .written by Laurence Sterne, in the "Sentimental Journey." ). A dcodan or deodand is a thing forfeited to -the English Crown to bo used in alms, etc., us having caused a human death. 5. Kansas City is tbo lurgest city in Kan sas'. 0. Tho "Maachc" is the French nrfme for the English channel lying between France and Britain. . 7. Napoleon Bonaparte was known as the "Man of Destiny." 8. Tho Latin phrase "nil desperandum" means never give up In despair. It is also used in" the sense of "never say die." 0. For every cubic foot of nn icrberg above water, there inuet bo nt Icast'.elght ' enpUf&.jt bfllawhs. surface. tl J M .a 1 3 T 'J &' "Ui tfc&iti.. ' . . i,JMm&u . . 1, , -J.ikMMlMM. iJLa