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L THE EVENING TELEGRAPH
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Tin: t.v.sof l77 '.7's ir.'
tr i 111 nititlril In Hit im in iipulifnt nm
of nil ven i tlipn li tn iifthttfl tn it ni i'iI
fithc tin iirilitnl ni Hi i tint" i mi I ii'-o
Ih lofnl mil- iinlililtrti thru it
t tilth' nf irntlln nlinn if m nil ilu
pntfhr hricin mi nln h i 1 1 n'
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MITCHELL PALMER'S BLUNDER
AJI1TCHKI.I. PU.MhK oi'uht to In a
little siller ot lii tn I- I el oi, he
again ihniKus thai tin liimwiiit- lo-t
the iat eonirics'iinal election lie au- ot
pio-Geiman nte-, ,i In did at the .Iitfi .
son I .ul) dinnoi
Tl " I'niteil States nttoi nev jrmeiftl
al.uded to Wisi-onsin a an llliistiation
of his point. s a mattei ot I art. the
Wisconsin delegation in the Houje of Kep
lesentatnes lontained three Or-mmats
before the lampa'trn of IHI'I. whuh wa
wnged on the issue th.it the Pie-ide:il
had kept u- out of wai. In th.it .ear
Wisccnsin sent ,1 soli I Itepuldu.m di lo
cation to Wa.-hmj'U.n, "lee'i d In the
voteis who weie not pleased with the
couisp of the administ'ation
It is aUinir a litt'e too much to eni't
any one to beliee that t1, fi"imai' sym
pathizer were responsible for the nli'i'-"
to the Pie.sident contained m the defeat
of the candidate - of h s pai ty at th" i 'i'!s,
espeeia'ly when the President was
appea'injr foi support on th' piound that
he had declined to j;o to a with
Germany.
In the election List fill, vlmli "e
the Republicans a i umlttv of foitv-fho
in the House, th.' Wisconin eteis
elected one Social'-t, while tbc rema.nder
of the delegation was PenuMi-nn
Mr. Palmer may wih t let the ad
ministration down ea-ilv whn he asciib'-s
ita loss or the contro of ('um'i"1- to
the influence of Gfunin i.;,r.irit! ",
but he will bae to find t-u i bettei ex
planation before h" can com iner- anvimp
who knows nn thing about the v.,u the
nation is feel'in.
ANOTHER VICTORY FOR WOMEN
T KG VI. disc; iminatioiis aim n-t women
- aie slowly dis.ippeai. i;. 'Jbe'e was
a time, ears ajro. when women wie i.ot
allowed to jnactue medicine It too1,
lonfjer to open the iioors ul the cik, i t to
them But it was not until t'i, week
that the last lestlictions on the business
actiMties of women weic ltmovud in
Pennsylvania.
The Governor has just signed a bill
which peimits wornr-i to be ineo-piiiatoi.s
of companies and to seie as otlicei s and
directors of bu'.t'e-s 10 jjo
The net step will be to put women on
nn equality with mm at the ballot-bo.
NOW WATCH THEM BUY!
WHEN' the building and loan ass n-ia-tioiis
in this st.it I of.ui to invest
funds in Libert Bonds -ome .st'c-kk toi
technicalities disputed then- leccal i ic hi
to do so. The manajteis of the associa
tions, however, insisted that they han vio
lated no law.s but had fulfilled a pat.i
otic dutv
To make it impo-iible foi fuithei letf.d
quibbles, th, Lecislaluiu has passed a bill
empowerinit che associations to buy Vic
tory Loan notes and validating a'l pie
vious investment ol building and loan
funds in the war loans
Governor Spioul has veiy piopeily ap
proved the bill and it is a law. The "asso
ciation's may now invest to the limit ot
their available icsouuos and in -i, doing
Will the heait appioval of e-ei.v pati i
otic member
OCEAN RECORDS REVIVED
A CHEERFUL ecl(o ol lnely pi.atc jaya
on the Atlaitic n, aounao I m the
p.nnouncement tint the tiaiibpoit Aqm
, tauia has just aciumplished .a mlohI
ctohsinp;. Compaied with the speeu tcaU
achieved just pnoi to the w.u thi.
Cunnrdei's latent run is not rematkablc
She crossed from Bicst to Xuw Voik iri
five days, twelve houis and tifty-oight
minutes. As long ago as lfey.i the l.u-
j taniu ouiiosbu ion pel i ill lliunce With U
1, truiisuiiuiiiic passage in live ilay.s, seven
nours and ivveniy-tniee minutes, whilu
in 1010 the Mauretama made her .still
unbeaten spurt in n little more than four
days and ten houi.s.
Civilization might .seem to be going
crabwise in view of the inteiest in the
Aquitania'.s speeding slower by rnoie
than a day than that which was" accom
plished pine years ago. With the wai as
a deterrent, there is, of course, no denying
that the march of pi ogress was violently
interrupted.
Nevertheless, it is worth while lejoic
Jng over what the Aquitania did. Though
closely pushed bv some crossings of the
Apierican troopship Great Northern, the
Britihh steamer now holds the transport
record. It furnishes an encouraging
fcnsis for restoring speed prestige on the
Atlantic ferry. The return to normal
conditions can now be envisaged.
It is startling to realize how readily
the public became accustomed to ocean
crossings that would have seenied slow
r quarter of a centuiy ago. The war
shiDs. especially the destroyers, of
i'Woiirse, performed miracips of speed,
-JrJb but Iheli" achievements have been kept
N wcret. Now. however, we have a definite
Tfltwarq io ouiiu up from anu nopes can
tttMWU oi snorteningr, me cross.
lug tir c in a way thnt cvciy one thought
inevitable before I!)M.
Within a few vours new pns.onc,oi
fliei.s. Ilritisli. 1'iJnch and, it is t be
wished, Ameiiciin, will be afloat. Once
ajraln the ocean will iriow nuiiovvoi.
Swift commerce and pnssenirei travel
must bo one of the concomitants of the
levivod ci ilizntian. The davs of tot'tv
Ticssjon aie ovc 1! 1i)2!l the Aqut
tama'.s iccoid ought to be beaten bv ul
least a coi'ple of dav.
EVERYBODY'S UNCLE SAMUEL
AND SOME DOLLAR-AMERICANS
Your Wistful Old Relative Is No Longer
the Rage In the Gay Capitals of
Europe and He Need Not Care
rpiIA 1
oil
1 w i -1 1 n 1 old m-nilimaii ol whom
on Hunk when nu think il nim at
II as you I nile Nimui I isn't liaMlll'
.the luiasanti-l pos ihle time ot it m his
jt in in ings aiiroad A little while ajro
.'1 the band in Kuiope bland for him.
lie . is ilineil to distinct on. Kincs
who lilt then ciown; .slippini, tumbled
oei themsein. . as the sajinc,' is. to do
him honoi. Hi was called ! ncnd and
S.imoi and l.e ider Out-of-l)aikness.
Now the dtmosphete has chilled about
oiii I'ncle IK is not p isiimed to ha.e
.ns lights not i'in the nuhts of cour
tesv. la l.as asked nothmc tin himself.
Those who ask e(ithinn ai" outraceil
because he icfu i- to saeiitice his honor
and his plodiii tl wonl
The place n. which he Imds liinvelf is
th.it wluie li , own lads stood up. level
on!, and ilni'l b, thousands bei.uise he
isketl them i a quaml that was not
then own
Hois he m li tn keep his piomise to
the dead hi- own dead and the diad of
all iMlions? Dor, he, fioni the irieat
ness of his bent, wi-h to m.ilu sine that
he shall ii" ei .in.un have to sentence the
outh r h's l.-ii'l t uniniatrinube tor-m-nt
and amnh latioit'.' When voui
l'"c!e m.mifests a vibii of some suih de
tc miiiiuti'i l tun can i.lmost heat the ee
luow iiistle a, the; rise disil.iinfulli in
the cap tals of l.jrop". The London
Mo'n.nir T'ost will open tin dooi of
KdroiK' 'he a l'ien;'ieil danu and oiiler
hnn out.
"Mn'lMoiidle:" dec'a'nis Genual Wood,
who w.shes to ita in the pie-idency by
the sword
" out I'll, 'e has come upon doubled
d.ivs lecniisr he wauls no one to (tot a
lion's slvii" at Pails. His object-on aie
not ento--nt.il They aie founded in
"oric He know- thnt wheie thne is a
lion' share then- must be a lion. And
when- theie is a 1-on then- will always
be men lurk nip with loaded puns.
You i
mi n. is
k'HIV s
-Whit
Uncle, l'ke nil olhe reasonalile
ii-l to th" luaif of giinnl.i Ho .
i-ow abnm'iiablv futile it i
b.nl mannt '" muimui the
raianoia"s of diplomacv. riuv want the
trm-.bl-sMiine intcrlo)"! to uo home and
leave 'hem to the diil,vK"U bv which
they a-" accustomed to thrive and pios
pev tempoiaiily
He vv ill not go horn . And th"lc he i-.
Stu-'u by him now, because he need? us all.
Who sjij thai pwuem ikois am
t los.sed .' If your Uncie has Ins ancient
faith shaken he mnnot be blamed. Yet
tiom th disi-ii'ce be aipeais able to
ipke on- of h m-o1" in foreign paits.
It is at hi m , ii anywheie, that he may
an-uiie a I ami !' evmcisin.
Thoi" aie times when it appeals that
the h phi n i com ng back again to
tioublo his hi.. '1 , htt'" peoples whom
h" has a.rtc 1 ai tl lulteiod under his own
loot are dtspo ed to tuin. upon h.m vio
lent y omi again. That, wc believe, will
pass. Tnc'se aie time, of emotion Peo
ple an savng things they an sine to
leeii-t We all do.
The hvp "iiitis ho should tca'lv give
join I nele si.! in s loi.cern aie not the
little pi op., who aie swent mimi ntarily
with the I'llusion that the safet for
wh'ch the. i bioti.eis gave their 'r.es is
gone. The t-ae hyphenates are those
rditoi .vho, wiling in vour Un le s ve--y
Uinuuage. s.mel and lie and p.indei hpo
1 1 ltic a'lv to -il en minds m m der that they
rani be all things to all men
These air the Hollai -Amei nans the
most dai.geioiis of a'l at a t,me like this
They a'o altogether too lamiuur to rnna
delp'hia. and the time v- '1 i ome when we
hall be lvaitll ashamed of them, f'er
taml the .opre'ent a force .n American
life that now- ti cables youi Uncle gieatly.
But theie aie compensations Beneath
the mink of bigoted cnticisin we still
are eounJ.
We commend the attitude of Seuatoi
Hi Johnson and Senator Boiah to the at
tnfon of Europe. Both have been stiff
rtcked and vviong-m tided in the n.-ist and
woefully exie- ive in -.needi Their un
expHte'd closing in to the suppoit of the
moie recent .meiican uintentions at
Pans shows bow inciv itablv the tubal in
stinct leuet at the siulT of a real danger.
Banters aie tiamn'ed. Small mattei s
mo foi gotten and the flock streaks to the
side of an impel iletl iclative. Your
Undo should, as they say, wony.
There is not likely to be any lenevval
ol lasting hphenism m th United
States. Indeed, 11 is a question whether
the significance of the hyphen was ovei
properly understood. One of the piteous
lacts of the wai wa.s that such little
actual disloyalty as appeared in Ameiica
waa among old and matin e men and
women filled with mcmoiies. Eveiy
wheie in the world uprooted lives weie
made balder, towaid their end, by the
wai.
Things and places viewed in retrospect
always seem far faner and loveliei than
they ever weie. So, it may be, the Fates
atone for the paitui";s and the goings
away, and the faiewells and the renun
ciation that make up so laige a part of
human existence. It was the days of his
youth that must have beckoned to ninny
an alien rather than a countiy or a gov
ernment. There doubtless wen- remem
beied voices, the imagined perfection of
lost yeais and hnc bouts that belong to
the days of all innocence involved some
how with half the instances of hyphen
ism. It is a human weakness to wince
when the hand of the wojld seems lifted
against these blessed things, A man's
memories aro his own, and if by their
very tenderness they overwhelm him one
must be brave who will pass judgment.
There were mean nnd virulent hyphen
ates, of course, and there were detestable
inorates in America. Thov were 1 da
tively few. They will be fewer in the
future, nnd for the present it is more open covenants openly nrrirrd at Is to re
charitable to forget .such demonstration ff t rwysnUe the nlWity ot secret cove.
nuifol ovv unnn a trans ent emot on. Ttnf
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the hyphenate editor and the hyphenate
ei itic is not emotional. Thcee are the
men willing to misk-nil whoever will at
tend to them who will welcome a pios
ppet of '!' and blood and endless lies be
cause the opposing comae happens to be
advocated h a Democratic Piesident.
Even London's! cheiishcd' Morning Post
is less detestable, in this instance, than
some Ameii'-an join mils that could be
named The Post, which has begun to
oidei voui- Uncle out of Km ope, speaks
onlv foi Toivism in a state of senility
and decav. It is noticeable, on the other
hand, thai all ovei Euiope, from the west
ofEnglaml to the boideilme of (leimanv,
the plain people and those journalists
and i litus who have the honor and cour
n "p to sneak for them aie on the side
of voui I'ncle Samuel
In meiiia the clitics who have turned
mo. I shnni"fulh unoii the iepoiisible
lei ""si ntativcs of then own govcrnou"!1
' I h'- most cntic.-i' davs of our intion's
his',),- lnk onlv the coinage to be t'Mth
fnl Tlnv know better. And -o it i
i-uva due that piesiinies to dn''.-i'n cour-
t,, ,r, ,..,t than would be u-quiicil to
fit i -it i'l the dollar editors' vho evei dbl
oi imi will i umbel this h.uassed planet.
HOW THE ZOO SURVIVED WAR
ZOOLOGICAL (.ARDEN'S thioughout
'-1 th woild mev itably sutfeied fiom the
wai eia in whuh even the necessities of
man wi n- so impel fict Idled. It is
thuifoie good news that the attendance
at Philadelphia's adinuable .no last yeai
was sufiiuentl incieased to comprnsate
in some deg ice foi nmneioiis seiious
handicaps
Iilstilutions of this kind aie almost
noici uin at a piolit Plu'adelphia'- is
no oi option, and our public is hence
in tier a continual debt of giatltiltle to the
genei oils suppoiteis of the delightful
guldens which piovide much intelligent
leciiation and benelii ial instruction.
Wh"ii it is considcied that, despite the
emhaigo on the linpoitation of animals
and the high cost of laboi and mate lials.
the standaid oT the on was ffei lively
sustained thioughout the war penod.
additional appieciatiou should be forth
coming Little has been lenoited (oiiceinint the
famous Zoos abioad, but -t is pi nimble
that a'l have senoiislv detei lorited. It l.s
known that the laidin di-s Planles anil
the .Tard'ii d'Acclunatatioii of Pai is. both
evhilntois of animals, aie sadlv denleti"!
and the interesting i.x'eless Roman I'ai
deiis a-" nn more. What hune.iv G"i
"iinv did to 'he still mine urn. i'l. able
llaifei-b'Lk lollect-on in Hambuig is un
i'i"' oded
Phllailelnb -i -'s entitled to nude on her
7n''s ini'i d in the riiiNt of loan times,
-ml Mi" thousands of nations who have
f.,i,,ii i,l,., .,i,. thee cn'i haidlv fail to
wish c ' th' foil teen thni's.ind doPais'
,i it, ,f in,-' ised lece'pts had bee-i ten
. 'lues as v " '
TREE VIRTUES
THE seveial hundied "ti ibute-tiees"
planted in Philadelphia soive ii double
purpose. As war mcmonals their s-pn tt
ual beauty is piofound. They are living
monuments to hcioism. But apait fiom
that .significance, then piactical value
i I not be ovei looked. Shady avenues,
even though theii foie-teis mav have
i n destitute of t''e commemoiative in
stinct, bestow health and cKnm upon any
citv.
Unl ke so inanv civic embellishment,
these aie not costly. Indeed, tiee-plant-,ng
is a thing so piimI done and so much
I- j-amed theieby that it is almost nu
tating to leflect how niton some special
observance is lipceaiy to spui on the
act. It should be geneiously and system
atical perfoimed, and in few cities will
its viitucs be more evident than in Plnla
dc'phia. s nutionolises go. Philadelphia -'s
lathei a nl.un town The contrast of the
gieen foliage with 'he tiaditional lrd
buck is iklmhtful. Some of the artistic
handicaps of oin ligid, nanow. checlcer
boind stieets aie iiiemediabb . But
well-iiuituied tiees will soften many a
haih outlnir- It is a convention, and an
f.Ncellent on" that thpy thould adorn h
lululevard Hunib'er thoioughfai e-. how-ev-ei
, need ,tlvni also.
If anv oho , .in ili' no
Var .i word of a fi s
lollies, th.n will do
miiIic ii i iiiiiiiisin nf human slan.-litfi hv
iimi-liiiH'i tanks, iil-litps. .-uulhii. puisnii
:is ami ai inn's without " nil, itiniiriilatiii;
Hives nntl tin' ss,.,natic di'iti adation of
lai i s to tin it i it nn I ii in. he will It nil n trim
iliiii!it" to dt'si i ill" tlio mit of win thnt
the woilil is trviiic In I'liiiiiiinte The pi 0spnt
wonl is futile mid inisli'lidniK
1 he navv's ti.insiit
llilll irtll t's l.llllle iiiipl.uio wlii, h .
.n coi ding In ilispati hos
vi'sii id.iv. lonlilnl KM oft Hie water." is
iliffiniit fiom a gii.u man pi'iiplo who look
In ,lnl I with tii-pnltmon and kiiivp cuu
ioiii Tliev in en t umiiiii,' tiliiiut p-ltin
off tin- niiti I '1 In .in' win i.i ing about get -liiiK
mi it
Mfviui lone iirii hist
In i best i hum e In dts
appi ov e of the Monrno
A 1 ip to Carian.i
Iliiitiiin' when she fiuliil to rosrnt the wav
in wliidi the I'uind Statps .lecd her fioin
the tub' nf an Austiiun iirclulukp inasijiieinil.
nig n an Piniii'ioi
"I will no longer pii
iliiie it. though pf I
know no wisp reined v
Shaliespeaie on
the Cilsis
how to aioid it."
"S ..ii lake It." Act I.
ililiiiiiln in
I'irst in self (b'ti'imiuntii)ii l'aiiilui
Villa
(iput'inl
uuiuiri'il the
Wintci himself nppiiis to have
no i ompiiiihiso tinbit.
The "no" in Snnnino iloi'Mi't
tie ipute so hnnl us it looks
seem to
(ienmetueiillv spenkiug, il is ultoeellirr
naturul that home of the icpeiitunt loinul
lohineiH ulioiild huve 11 hard time MiuiuJiig
themselves.
It U Heihert Hoover's nnnoiiiiced Inten
tion that (Jermaii lioteis hIiiiII be paid 0ny
in fctarvntion vvuges.
Some of thehP days vvlieu we hnve for-
KOttPii nn uuum iiimi- iiviiuurn who nreN
going to "f ullUM l" iiuim iiiej vvill
make a flying "tart.
Cue wa' to hasten the formation of
nnntl arrjyvu m "v.uu v.u-su uocn..
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CONGRESSMAN MOORE'S
LETTER
The Famous Buccaneers of Barnegat
and the Bungalow Where They Met.
Succeeded by the Harvey
Cedars Outing Club
WilHlilliclnti. I). (',. Apnl Jil.
AL'I'IIOI (Til tlie win I 'is Knst Inilmii mid
t oliiIiiiialiM'ji now la the 1 niliil States,
"biiiignlin-" is linn popular in oven stale
wheie ro liciiiies aie nppret iiited In ('ill
iforini (lie word is winked to the limit, as
it is in nil i nistal il fid s, hi linn settlements
It's a sluing iiiiIih I'llient to blllhleis, lie
iaisi n is c ,n i fi v iilth Ihe women win) long
for light. MOV. llel.ltlieil hollies with poll lies.
M'liltiilas iieeplnt; vines mid llnweis, In
I'hil.uli 1 1 j Ii i i ami iiinil the wonl iei"hetl
nn r.nh mid siiluiaulinl boost when Cnl
onel William lb nn Niuii, of W'hjiip and
Si 1 1. nuts nun piesident of Hie .illev
1'nige Pail, I iimmiisiiin. iiiiiimini id Unit lie
iuliliil.il in limlil what In- pi niosi-il in ci'l
'Tin' Itine.alow " on mi island in Maine
gil I'.ni. mai lliniei Ceil.us N. .1" This
wits mine tlinn liven!. Ihe eais age.
Winn nski il win lie i hose the ii.inie "The
Iiiiii'iiIow " Ihe i ilium I sin mJ he wiliiti-il "a
low. lakish h'lililuig ' to wind off wimls.
with iiniiliis iinitinil it in Iteiuilese sth
Tin- house w.is luiill. and bmiiiie snil .nf
.1 in nee or i h.inm I limit r for li.tini ,'iit I'm
s.iilois '', Mon fainil used "The
Ittiiigiilnw in siiinnieV time. Iml Hie plin e
atlnined it n 1 1 ion 1 1 n potation tlmiiuli the
gnisis inutul In tin i nloiiel in ntliii si. i
sons At his p ue Tin- Itohl lim i imeeis
ol II n in vat ' wen mg.lllleil. with the late
I 't i in is 'i ii in hum i as "puate i hief ' Mam
disiiiigiiisln d nun wile iiiiIih ted into this
It nn urns li.iml I nited Stalls Senator
.lo'iii M Thiiislini who prisided inn tlnee
nitnnt.ll Uepuliln nn 'i cm ent ions, was one
ol tin in. iinlhei was diuiial (ieoige
Mill die. life tilii eviilolel. unit lllintliei.
sss.nt ss, i 1 1 im ot Win Meiklejnhii the
light bow ei' of Sni i tin v Algir dining the
p iiiish-Ainei a in W.i i A gioiipot Wash
iiigiou , i ul 1 1 ,ni I 'lull nun, itic Indium Itnheit
.1 W,ime. who Im ime pns innsti i gimial
iimlii Piisjd m Wonsecelt ; ( 'oiign ssirian
. I. inns 1 si nls i ii v,ining Distuel ('oinmlssiniier
lleiiiv I. Wi s ami I'iIkiu' (' Siniler. nf the
(hn'ihii liee. win also ciiiasioii.il guiss who
p n In ipateil in iliu I, hunts ami instil nmsts
at "The liiiiigaloH ' Those fi inn l'eiuisil
v.iiii.i and in mill 11(111 went down theie
when Hie 11. line wits voung w ei i Ickiijii .t
liiiiiev (Seiii nil W I liens, I. Judges Wii k
h'lui (lit nh anil M-I'.n tin of the Stipi I mi
Coin! . Iinlgis M.l.lke. I'.eitlel mid Kllsp .
Il.n'il Maud who 1 one on to he s, mil, 11
llolll i w -Ii 1 si ( il Tieasuier Oelleis.
Wi'i in in I Kiitn, lav lociii'ii Cnloinl
Nnthnti llninis of Pan lingtoii , .Inlin P
llannam of Chisiii: Hani I.oiidpiislager,
the 1 cuigii ssni in wlinin ('inndenili s will long
iimimlni. mid .huL'e Clujlon. of Ilil.iwme
101111M wiie nist .1 fi w of those who he
1 inn "Itungilow Piuitis" in a mine or less
.igi.n.ited ih gin
TJEI'OIti: he Ic
1 aim plotliiinntin v of the.
JO.
Pliil.idi'lphin 1 niu is lleiiii 1' Walton
as one of the "pualcs " He w is initiiitetl
while speakl'l of the llollse of Uepiesdll.'t
Ines llaiiug a Iniiiliit'ss tor h ij tnml anil
fiesh nil. he hei nine 11 legulni Ituicaneei nf
It 11 in gat He was sin h an enthusiastic duck
hunter that. dwl. lining the old fashioned
i.uli miiining mm.i1. hn-c methods, he would
sil on a imnp stool mi some leniole miner
of the island for luniis. waiting fm a shot,
lie was mine piisisient than suei essful. for
111 those das the nnllnid and the liiiuit weic
like .loev Ii.lgslocl,, "devilish sv." and
iviiemili siisin inns of an "pirate" who
did not cniiei'il himself in the glass J'.ul
Hil'le Weie , il Im l guild fillows in ixp, (he
nix 11 and simple life mil Ilau.v Walton took
1 Ik 111 111 men like I'mis IVniose. I'mleil
Males senaioi . the Lite l"i,il Chanillei, who
hid a half doen stooping pines like
'The Paiiig.ilnw '. Distmt Mloniev Samuel
P Bot.ni. Willi. tin It Kllison, .losepli It.
(iinndi. of I'lislol , M.iv Leslie anil .rallies
I' Wood w aid, nf Pulsion gh, and the .state
1 han man Seiiilm William I', (.'low. All
these tollnwed 111 the footsteps of the SlVlMl-
rcnuiiiinie Inn 1 'im eis, but now in Wasli
ington wi In .11 that another oigaination
his bei 11 effeilul. that the famous old
Piiing'ihiw with all its inti icsting liistnir has
In eu tnkin mei ami that the, new outfit is
known as "'Ihe Ilaivev Cedais Outing
Club " .ludge .Inlin .M. Patterson, who is
talkiil about as the Van i.n, dictate foriln.vnr
of Philadelphia, is piesident of the ii"w oid"r :
Piotlionolm.v Wallim is spciptaiy nnd,
.Iuu I' Woodw.iiil the new s,i,.(aiv 01
unci mil alia us, is also on th? stall of olhccis.
'lln-ie is .ihviiis ,1 gnoil deal ol fun ami some
ic-i. m least "fiom Hie tnndding eiowd"
at the P.iingalovv. hut we aie told now that
pnlitli.il (liisctissions aie lahooed even ns
III" wue in tlie good old (Jinn d.ivs at
Av.ilon or Si lanie. .
COLONEL O
"disi oveled"
I'.OIMii: IIARVLV, who
liiesiilcnlial timber In
Wood tow
coultln I
"as win,
in IT
late Mill
(.lies to
leeall it
Wilson Inn who, like .1 im Jleck.
swallow the league of nations
was a half Phihiilelpluan hack
II lie to li II it on 1'etei Mclgpi,
seiviie ((iliiniissioner, hut if 10
think that lur baik he will
The ihler Pulitzer aulhmizeil
llnrvev to st.iit a Phihideliihia edition nf
the Nivv uk Woild in (hat vear, and
Bulger was sint,. as 1 it,v iditoi. The
ilit ioti was put on the stieets. but ,i, t
last lniue limn Hnie 01 four inonllis, it
was issued fiom the uthoe on .Sixth stioet
below ('Instant, whuh had foiiiioilv been
11111 In ill. Ih owning, who had a ktiong
side line on gi intilngunl lpsoimli.
,.IOIt WILLIAM I!. (iKAV, U. S. A
ATX vvliosi
Mini.t Itniboiiil
c hinge of the (
man and who hiim-elf lind
niistnn don of the low-grade
line of the Peiuixihniiiii Railinad uu-
the SiiMUcbiiiiiui liner, has mine out as a
Htiong epoiient nf a navigable .Susque
hanna. Tbe major does not speak by nu
thcnit of the Tinted Stales arnn , but he
does speak us an engineer familiar with
work along the Stisipichnunu anil in the
Mohawk A'nllev. AIUiuiikIi officially located
Kiiuewhi'ie in Delaware just now, the lm.
jnr, before he ilimueil his reifiiiieiiluN, was
prettv well known in engineering ( ircles in
IlnriisbuiK, Lumasier and Columbin. In
(oiineition Willi tlie husriuelianiia ngitntion,
how Interesting it is to note the nnvlgntlnn
leioids prior to the advent of mUromls!
The water Mippb 1 nniniission ofIenuBlva
11I11 took up tlie linftie iei olds' some time
ago and found thnt between ilnrch .1 and
.lul :', lS'JU. a slimt period of four iiioiiIIih,
Hill", aikw, 1(11 l.i el lioiitH and 1000 rafts
passed down the liver at Columbia. That
vviitf lone befon- Cluiili's II. Crump used to
survey the country for ship joints, and oer
lalnl) before ex-Senntor Bnlrd, of N'evv
Jersey, floated lufts down the liver,
Slioit-term notes aro backed by 0Ug
teiin assets.
The war seems to be on in Hariislurg
nnd no ouo bus .vet prciposed an armistice.
Hoinn oue iiiust be tliinklng, os lie reads
the oittElvInc of the brewers and the Internal
revenue commissioner! what a tangled web
we weave when fifBt wc make beer drinkers
grieve.
SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN THAT "SUBSCRIBING
THIS TIME IS A HARDSHIP"
.!8w. SemtM , (jh &$W '
THE CHAFFING DISH
To' an Unknown Damsel
Eating Lunch at Wiener's, 1:30 P. M.
April 25
rs rii.Ti
" I pstnirs
II STREET, in a small cafe,
pstnirs (our tames were ainaccni;.
saw- j im lambing .vestenlav.
And felt a secret tin ill complacent.
ion sal, and waiting for iur meal.
ou lead n book. As I was eating,
Diwir me, how keen gu made me feel
To give oil just a wonl of gieeting!
And ns jour hand the pages tinned,
I watihed vou, diii'iblv eniitemplnting
l) how excieiliugl.V 1 caiiieil
To ask the gal to keep you waiting.
I wished thnt T 1 mild he the maid
Toseivej-oui meal 01 crumb our 1 loth, or
Have some link 1 ome to my aid
To know juiir venliit on that author!
And still vou lead You (hopped your purse,
And 't. adoinhl unheeding,
You tinned the pages, veise hv veise,
1 w ati hid, and worshiped ou for reading!
You know not what lesttaint it took
To mind 1111 etiipiette, nor flout it
llv telling joii 1 know that book.
And asking vvlint ou thought about it.
I euised myself for being shy
J longed to make polite advances;
Alas! I let the time go bj ,
And I'm tune gives no second (h1111c.es.
You lead, but still our face was calm '
l 1 si aimed it iloscl.v. vvietched binner!)
You showed no sign I felt a ipinhn
A, nil then the wuitiess brought jour dinner.
Those modest rhviaes, ou thought them fair?
And will jou soiiietinies piuise or quote
them?
And do .vou ask vvhv 1 should care?
(Ill Lud, it was I who wiote them!
V V V
Answer to Inquiry
SI H KOSA We aren'f, hut we wish we
weie.
V V V
The limn we envy is the 1 hup who 'is so
constituted that he never 1ms to leopcn an
envelope he bus just adihessed and sealed in
older to inseit the inelosure. '
V V V
Desk Mottoes
Whin nugiA, oiint a lmiiilred ; when very
angi, swcai-.-MAUIv TWAIN.
V V V
Whv is it that men whose names begin
with (!eoge W. me usually unti-Wilson?
V V Y
Theie's fiiend Ceo. AV. IVikiiis, for In
stnine. He got buiK fiom Fiuuie tho other
da, and is quoted as sulug tlmt Kiiropcnn
public feeling 1ms undergone a marked linngo
In regard to Woodrow. When Woodrow nr
lived over thne ho was received with the
greatest hoopla any man ever submitted to.
And now (moans (leorge W.) Ihiropeans aro
saying that he is the man who 1ms delayed
the peuec setllejnent nnd that if It hadn't
been for Woodrow we would have had a
perfectly lovely peace long ago,
V V V
Well, sometimes one has to wait quite a
while for the pntlent to feel grateful toward
the surgeon who has saved his life bj a
tlraBtlc operation.
V V V
The qualut thing Is, why should day one
be surprised thnt there should be uprourBj
ngnlhst Wilson'' Anv one who is accus
tomed tn Usi his hein knew that Wilson
didn't go mei jondii simplv to sav nhe
things In evei vbnih He went over to fight
like a man fm n utiiveisal peat e, vvlihh is
a thing that cannot be attained without
walking nn man ices.
V Y Y
Whv shouldn't Italy make some saciihces
for peine, like ev 1 1 v one else? Hasn't Amer
ica b.Knliced the Uepublican pint !
V V V
Tim jollv part about it all is that old man
Woodiow knew- as vvell as anv one else thnt
all this (oiiutci blast was coming. And it
didn't bother linn a bit. He must have
smiled giimlv when Scnntor Sherman
quuckril that it was only the hue of the
limelight that took bun abioad.
V Y V
You see, Woodiow iloisn't cute whether
he's popular or not as long as peine goes
tluougli fair mid sCunie "Just to those to
whom we wish to be just, as well as to those
to whom we do not wish to be just." In
other woids, he has no ax to grind only
foiutecii axioms.
V V V
Or, if you picfer, only a pax to giind.
V V V
Dou't wony about Plume,
pass. liny your liond !
This, too, will
V V V
ilr. Hoover is nnuo.ved at the repoit that
lie is in Ileiliu. lie is in Puiis, and quietly
goes on feeding nations while the lest of the
world is talking, lie bn.vs he can't under
stand the lepoit of his being in (iennauy
unless some one is impersonating him.
V V V
Peihnps some one in Ueilin ha,s been jm
peisountlng a baked potato, or a leg of
mutton, and the rumor just gievv and grew.
V V V
The ninn who was accused of having In
vented vers llbre Aitlmr Kilobaud was so
nioi titled tliat he buried himself in Africa.
V Y V
Our distinguished foieign correspondent,
Lieutenant William ilcPce, bus just sent
us a photo of himself from Malta. Beneath
the pictuie he has written, "The world is
full of bluffei' only most of them, sooner
or Inter, lose their nerve."
V V Y
Our Foreign Correspondence
Koberl College. Constantinople,
Mauh 20, 1010.
The war mine and went and bids fair to
give birth to another conflict quite presently,
nt which I have no great earning to he
present. Russia is quite near enough to
this expanse of qiilikHtiml. At the fiont
fiom July to November one at least had
little to fear but uiiplensiiiit things llIug
through the air. This scattering of bub
niarlnes and mines through the social order
U quit" another matter, and It vvero vvell to
lie an angel. Ffr the moment, however, the
schools of 1101 poises pluy up and down the
magnificent liosphorus as gn ly as they have
ever done, and care not whether tills strait
or river or hike or sea may be suddenly trans
formed Into a maelstidm.
MAUItlCH 0. BLAKE.
V V V
It Is quaint how lelnctuut meu aro Vy faco
the facts. We know a commuter who'rldes
to town on the 8:1.1 every morning, but he
prefers to call It the 7 '.".I; llo says calling
It that makes him feel moro virtuous.
SOCHATKS.
The old Third Keglraent Is to land here
earll in M0 Novy let's showjhe boys what
w'e.can do n the way of a w elcome home;
The Lady of the Lambs
Sin: wiiiks
A shcphei
.s sfhc lady ot my delight
rdess of sheep. 1
Her
floi ks arc thoughts. She Iceeps them
white;
She gourds them from the steep.
She feeds them on the fragrant height,
And folds them in for sleep.
She loams maternal hills and bright,
Dark valleys safe and deep.
Her dreams arc innocent nt night;
The chastest stars may peep.
She walks the ludy of my delight
A shepherdess of sheep.
She holds her little thoughts in sight,
Though gny they run and leap.
She is so circumspect and right;
She has her soul to keep.
She walks the lady of my delight
A shepherdess of sheep,
Alice Meynell.
"Sign Herel"
In the peace negotiations the only "posi
tion previously prepnred" to which the Ger
man delegates vvill be allowed to withdraw,
is a dotted line. New York Suu.
He'd Better Not Listen In
The great grief of Albert Sidney Burle
son's life must be that he cannot censor all
the telephone conversations, too. New Tork
World.
What Do You Knoiv?
QUIZ
1. Who is to head the six principal Gcrmanr!
delegates who will go to Versailles? ??
2. Who painted "The Angelus"?
!I. Who was I'nited States ambassador to
Austria-Hungary until the severanct
of diplomatic relations?
I. To what branch of the white race do the
Arabs belong?
5. What is a burnouse? '
G. Want one of the Hawaiian islands is
set aside for lepers under government
treatment and supervision?
7. 1'roni what languages is tbe Bible trans
lated?
8, What is a legume?
fl. What Is a canon in music?
10. What President of the United 'States was
a bachelor?
Answers to Yesterday's Quiz
1. The Wharton School is the school ot
finance and commerce at the Uni
versity of Pennsylvania.
2. Biigadier Oenctnl Charles G. Treat waa
" in command of the American forces in
Italy.
Ii, Tho Dalmatian coast, to which Italy
lays claim, is on the eastern shore of
the Adriatic sea.
4. Count Czernln: one of the waj premiers
ot Austria-Hungary,
ti. Plebiscite: vote of a. people on a ques
tion of policy or program of action.
0. Stajs: in shipbuilding, support's of hemp
or wires to which masts and spars are
attached.
7. Alexandrian Library: founded by
Ptolemy Philadelphia, in Alexandria,
Hgypt: it contained 700,000 volumes
when burned in 47 B. 0.
8. The phrase "almighty dollar" was first
used by Washington Irving in a sketch,
"The Creole Village."
(j, Alto rllfevo: figures in marble or cast-
,Ing projecting one-half or moro fiom'
the tablet.
10. IxaaV Walton is called "Tha JTatherVut
-Aw-lla.1
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