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In tho United Statea Canada or United Statea poa. naalon, poMace free.Jlfl 150) centa per month. Blx t$6) dollara per jear. payable In advance. To all forelen lounlrlei one (1) dollar par r" Notice Subscriber, wishing- addreia chanced w nun dve old as neu aa new aaareia. " BELL. S008 TVAl.MT knTOM", mun jee - " 'm-7f 1 Mm. ..If A..itH.i.Wnfl1ii frt Pl'IHlJIlfl Ptibtitt l". t Amr r.fni.Wl. ffnilflrf. PMlflrftlDMfl. KH rrtrr-n j cf -i"r t Trn TJTJT'BIZ . ..i-.!,- fc ift.-rli entitled to the use for revubHcaUon bt all neics diipatchcs c edited to it or not otherwise c edited in this paper, and also the local news published therein. All rights of lepublication of special di. patches herein ate also rctened, , Philidetphla, Turxlav, April t. Hll WOMEN AND HOME RULE WHEN people begin to talk in the churches on Sunday about the need of charter revision it is time that those who say no one i interested in the sub ject should" look about them. They may say that the meeting in the Universalist Church of the Restoration was "only a woman's gathering." ad dressed by women, but their memories cannot be so short that they have for gotten how the women of the city inter fered in a mayoralty campaign n few years ago with disastrous effect to the plans of the politicians. The address by Mis. Nichols, president of the New Centuiy Club, was an ad mirable summary of the arguments for the revision plan of the citizens' com- $ mittee. It is as difficult for a woman to understand why a city of about two million people should have to go tor the state capital for permission to do things as for her to understand why it should be necessary for a householder in West "iiilade!phia to ask a householder in Ger mantown for permission to change the heating system of his house from hot afr to steam. Home rule is whtft every woman believes in, both for her own home and for her own city. The women are dmanding an im provement in local conditions and they will make their influence felt before the business is ended. MAKING READING EASY HUMAN eyes aie too valuable to be mriri!pfl Thus nrpHph the advo cates of safety first in factory and work shop. The fact is indisputable. IS The Evening Public Ledger has sub- opnluifl linnrtilv Tn trlic njlrl mnnv ntllpr E? Precepts of the newer ideas in scientific Lfficiency. We believe in piacticmg what H . we PBeach. Hj All of which is prclirninaiy to an ex- El J feaiAYt nf V.oL'e in tlio vnftnt flicrs,"n Ev nan. n.l nlieonnt innHoic TtVirt irora Jiind enough to congratulate us upon the ;" new type dress m which the paper ap- ,peaued'for the first time yesterdcy We '- appreciate the quickness with which our readers aDnreciated the chance and said i "fi'o in pleasant messages of encouraging fek i ; Diraui. The larger, clearei type in which all sojid text will be printed hereafter was G .adopted after careful study and experi- &V .'l.....l. tot.. n ...:.. 1 4.1 .- :i ...:i 9f- yuiVHlt ITU aic vuin mtcu umi II will Cfir-L-.i. : ji u.. - ..j s4'jlicci. uiiaiiiuiwuB ujjiiutai uy UUL tt'au- Sr ers since it will facilitate leading under all changing conditions of lighting in street cars, on traint, in the home or iiow that the outdooi season is near on, the front porch. Somebody with a turn for figures has declared the Amencanpeople rapidly -are becoming a nation half-blind in the E'STpHyslcaU sense, however far-seeing we gfy-"Tnay be mentally, and the Evening Pub- J OiC Ledcek intends to do it3 best in the EjLsfuture to avoid responsibility for foster KL 'inir eve-strain. " ' APRIL AUGURIES ALMOST any festivities in April can "J I wnrlrllllf Va V4 nrlA iiiu w A .A.. . ? ii. . lcuJ " mauc vuiuiiiciiiurative it $-V the history book is consulted. The choice ftfcOj the -nineteenth day of this month for sffthV opening of the Victory Loan cam- Sgt-iiaiBn may not, for instance, have been Jconsciously made with regard to the one "hundred and forty-fourth anniversary of 7j-tne Dattle ot Lexington, yet there is rj-t, iruiuui pBinouc stimulus in the thought. bf&' Philadelphia's picturesque mummers. KSJ-yo will turn out in much greater force EM thah on last New Year's Day, have an hraex;celient opportunity .to revive Paul tk jeyere. His resuscitation for pageant Vat r.k-b Aan aiatialj'l n HiiblB 5 1 a sjjjurpuses wwum uv cuwieiy in Keeping fwjttv the spirit of the occasion. "tii'Other anniversaries abound. The $ fJfepiEh War began in April and the ' 'Amencan civil conflict opened and closer! j that month. Shakespeare was born 9SXpril 23 and he and his great con- purijr, vniauwa, men till me Same in 1616. The United States en- 4 Via ti(&nin MrtTi-l mrm11 I- ,. A i p-e is nothing sluggish about April, i the weather, with its assortment of tufetfttne and rain, is apt to be lively. THere is, then, full precedent for ani mkm in the loan drive. It is histori e3fw seasonable. So also would be a vfcatHv. decisive neace drive in Paris. Tn Xtiidat of alarms th calendar at least f Vwt?Ma optfrnist. ( k:, ' ' -' . , , kONEU,L0SES AN AUDIENCE 3f t ' . ... ... Tenement ot enryif, yvat.ier. fwatn' mu L4eonnctmn w( the Crifr4urml wMirtty iAf; -fm management concerning tho league of nations. "Marse 'Henry's" pen is still brilliant, but it is old. It writes phrases that are as archaic today as would bo any brief in support of the exploded southern doctrine of state rights. The situation is illuminating not so much for its exhibition of the truism that wise men grow old as for its emphasis on the heartening that the vital spirit of any period is ever young. Ideas march when even distinguished men stand still. The real reason why Colonel Watterson will not continue to write for the paper in which for more than half a century he addressed thousands of persons is that the majority of his readers do not enre to hear him when he opposes a world league covenant. Objections to details of the pact abound, but antipathy to its general principle is exceedingly faint. THE GREAT AMERICAN SNOB, AND U. S. PEACE POLICIES Misunderstanding of This Country's Aims Unusually Conoplcuous Among "Unfinished Americans" SNOBBERY isn't peculiar to any coun try. But unquestionably it is a mental habit that recently has been le vealing disagreeable aspects in the United States. Among snob, nothing, whether it be an accent of speech or a parf of trousers or a theory of art or politics, is consid ered fib unless it happens to be imported. The snob of old could be comeniently disregarded. He or ':he. for women snobs are the most hopeless usually evolved as an overdressed globe trotter with u habit of servilit in the presence of foreigners. The snob in America has expanded his field. He has become a critic of govern ment since the war ended and a voice in the affairs of nations. He is doing a great deal to confuso public opinion in a time when clear thinking is a funda mental obligation of decent citizenship. It is questionable whether a stieak of the snob may not be laigely responsible for the incredible abuse which certain erudite gentlemen who like to pose as publicists have been heaping Upon the President. Certainly they would not think of speaking in a similar tone of Premier Lloyd George or M. Clemen ccau. But as critics of our foreign policy in the present crisis they ae less' astounding in view of the piesent atti tude of mind of the rank and file of Unfinished Americans. "What?" cries your snob. "Say un kind things about our dear France? Question the motives of our brave Allies? America was saved by the British fleet! What man can be so un gracious as to utter an ungenerous word about England?" There aie few men in journalism or in politics who, being essentially pro Ameiican in their utterances and their point of view, have not had outraged in quiries such as these hur'ed at them fre quently. So long as valor and sacrifice are hqn oi ed and so long as men esteem limit less courage and devotion no one in America will ever ay unkind things oi question the moties of the French and the British and the other peoples who fought with us. But definitions should be clear at a time like this. Most Americans when they think affectionately of Fiance think of the French of the Somme and the Marne, of the patient millions in the background. Similaily they think of the British of the North Sea and the fighting aimies; of the men and women who stayed at home and carried on through years of unutterable stress with an unconquerable spirit. But vour snob isn't discriminating. If he were he wouldn't be a snob. And he is the last man alive able to realize that the financial and imperialistic cliques who have done -most to confuse the affairs of the Paris conference and in vite the ci iticism of honest observer? are seldom representative of the masses who won the war. & If there is onej duty which presses more heavily than any other upon Mr. Wilson and the American delegates and every American at home whose desire is to see a permanent peace, it is tb recog nize' invariably the point at which the just lnieresLa ui mc uunuua o.c aban doned and sinister intrigue begins at Paris. Snobs are usually ignorant of history and its lessons. They do not know, for example, that the tiiades of criticism aimed at the Americans in Paris and read with avidity through cable dispatches to this country emanate as a usual thing from a newspaper frankly edited in the interests of a group which wishes to upset the republic and establish a king in Paris. Nor can they be aware that the one newspaper in London which has most consistently opposed the American pcape policy is the cherished organ of the sleety toryism that is doing its utmost blindly to run the British empire on the rocks. They reaJ these criticisms and take new heai t. The incurable snob, who persists in drawing rooms and smokers, and now and then in journalism and letters and m i--. aF 41s nriflrtlirj rkinfnVkn! politics in the. United States, will always find one unforgivable fault in Mr. Wil son as a statesman and diplomatist. The President happens to be an American. Snobdom in America endured its greatest agony when the President first sailed for Paris. There were editors without number who blushed violently in print for their naive President and their native land and prayed (in ink) that we should.not be made'to appear too ridiculous by a stubborn novice with a headlong diplomatic method. What would they say in England? What would the "French1" think? Hero' Jndeed was a lamentable side of traditional Americol Ladies and gentlemen who are jio't. vet reconfitP thkp country, taJjcwiH EVENING PUBLIC LEDGER PHILADELPHIA, dctci mined to endure the catastrophe and live it down in the lone; years ahead. When Mr. Wilson and tho other dele gates firmly crowded some of the shiftier statesmen of Europe and con tinued to crowd them in order that they might not violate solemn pledges made to this nation and to the rest of civilized mankind in the most perilous days of the war, all snobdom in the United States endured actual pain. How crude it all was! How law and unconventional! When the plain people of Europe rose and did homage and applauded the sort of Americanism which our peace delega tion represents the snobs on this side of the world didn't understand the phe nomenon. They never will understand it. They do not understand the sort of peace that America is endeavoring to make, and they wouldn't like it if they did understand it. The American theory piovides justice and consideration for inferior and helpless people. The snob can find no world complete that isn't filled with people whom ho can patronize and offend for his own pleasure. Arts and letters, politics and literature and even the pulpits of the United States have their sprinkling of snobs. These are the Americans who have come through the last few years without per ceiving the light. The magnificence of our nims means nothing to them. They do not know that we have done our ut most not only to win the war but to save the world from the "utter ruin in vited by the men and women of their worship. They do not know that we have actually supported rational phi losophy as a novelty in tho science of government. Perhaps the snob is himself helpless. He inherits his mind. He is made as he is and in the final analysis may be blameless, and even pitiful. In heaven, doubtless, he will lift a nimble eycbiow and assume a cool and superior manner, and do his utmost to make it appear that he doesn't reside there that he has just diopped in for a short stay during his travels. THE COMMONEST LANGUAGE "CWERY indolent American will indorse -'-J the proposition of Arthur Elliot Sproul, made befoie the Poor Richard Club, that English be adopted as the in ternational language. It is much easier to ask foreigners to learn to speak English than for Ameri cans to get a speaking knowledge of a foieign language. Mr. Sproul has been in Russia, where he discovered that Americans equipped with only one lan guage had difficulty in making them selves understood. Every American soldier in Fiance would have been delighted if he could have talked to the French in English, and now that our soldiers arc in Ger many they are regretting that the Ger mans speak German. The way to solve the language prob lem is for "Americans to learn other languages. Even our diplomatists go abroad without a. knowledge of the coun try to which they are accredited. The late Curtis Guild, that distin guished linguist of Boston, apologized to the Czar for his inability to speak Rus sian when he was sent to St. Petersburg as the "'"lican ambassador, but he offered to talk with Nicholas in French or Spanish or Italian or German. The Czar, however, solved the problem by remarking, "Let's talk in English." President Wilson himself knows so little French that he has to speak to the Frenchmen through an interpreter at the Peace Conference. But the Chinese, Japanese, French, German and Italian diplomatic representatives to this coun try and to England speak English with fluency. Yet, after all, English is the prevailing language of the western world and is spoken by more than 150,000,000 people. German comes next with 120,000,000. It is followed in this order by Russian, French, Spanish, Italian and Portuguese. Persons who can understand English can be found in every corner of the globe, so that even the indolent Americans, who will not take the trouble to learn an other language, can find some one who can understand them. NATIONAL RIVALRY AT ITS BEST AN ECHO from a distant era lever " berates through the current rumor that the Olympic games will be revived next year. -Few more cheerful sounds have been heard since the whistles blew on November 11. A revival of the great international contests would mean that the world had really returned to civilization and it was fit once more to express national rival ries in terms neither military nor naval. Fears that a league of nations will make patriotism obsolete would quickly van ish if the series of brilliant athletic car nivals is resumed. There was a time, be it remembered, when Italy thought more of Dorando than she did of Fiume and when Greece exulted almost as pioudly over her vic tory in the Marathon race as she did more than two millenniums ago over the original battle. A sane and normal reconstruction of affairs on this planet wilj be appreciably stimulated by the revival of competi tions involving skill and brawn by the sort of clean and wholesome contests on Whicn leuiiy iicuiuiy civilization thrives. Another lively race for the America's cup should contribute to the tecovery of tho world's sense of proportion, so maimed and distorted by the war. The Olympic glumes would be an additional notent factor. Antwerp is said to be most favorably considered as the seat of the carnival in 1920. There could be genuine pride in a peace pointing to such a reassuring accomplishment. Xo, Erniyntrude, dry wines are not per missible under tho "dry" law. A fivo-year'Old boy found a loaded re volver in bis house and 'killed lib seven. jeai-old brother with iu And yet parents iher with u And yist parents Wwcapoiufwiiwe' children tta yRVJU Ktff IWW! THE SCHUYLKILL PLAN CONDEMNED BY PENNELL The Artist Says In a Peppery Letter That Broad Street and the Parkway Now Serve All Practical Purposes To the L'ditor of the Evening VubUo Ledger": .Sir I am glrnl jou find mo still sprightly. I fear niuuy wish in this town 1 was or would be less so. It would bo to their ad vantage. It would benefit their scliomcs auil games which it lias been my pleasuro to expose siuec my return to my native city. Now for a concrete example. I do not imagine for it moment there would be any engineering difficulties involved in making a parkway or embankment on both banks of the Schuylkill from League Island flud Fort Mifflin to Kairmoiint Park. But have these art-park people cer tried to wulk it Is the only waj on either side of the rit;r from its mouth to the Park? v Have they oven studied a map of tho river? I advise jour readers to invest fif teen cents in the Itand-McXally map, iib the art people ehould havo done before they brought forth their scheme. Have they ever been to Chicago and navigated t'ie river of that name? I have done both. No, there would lfe no engineering difficulties whatever. But tho Schuylkill river, like the Chicago river, is n winding river of nooks. From the mouth of the Schuylkill to Callow hill street bridge have been built during the last fifty j ears endlej-s plants of endless sorts oil, paint, bteel, steam, gas, two ruilroads, one on each bank they can easily by capable engineers be wiped out and the Uartram Garden and part of the University demol ished to carry out the plans by intelligent engineers or eten uncmplojed, and with thjj accomplishment of such a srheme half the prosperity, half the commerce ot the city, would vanish too, and the unenrned increment of some members of the Fair mount Park Association, their families and relations would disappear also. I am not sine the latter would be a mm-Ioub loss to the city, as I have no doubt they have canned enough to survive. But the city would perish. There is now, though these art people don't know it. an nvenue called Broad street which leads from League Island straight to the Paikwaj, and that leads to the Park. If they studied the map, as they have not, it is evident, done, ihej would discover that even though endless bridges were built to cut off cuives, even though the river were turned round, the distance would be twice at least as long ns coming up Broad street or coming to it by the numerous arteries that now lead to it. AVould any one of our wideawake citizens use such a method of getting anywhere that would compel them to go half a hquare out of their way? And what would they sec if the roads were built? The bock yards of Philadel phia all the way on the east side and on the west the ruined Bartrams and the Botanic Garden and the bock side of the Commctcial Museum. This is the kind of rot Philadelphia is fed up on. This is the kind of rot one has to listen to day after da v from art business men. Wo have a splendid nvenue in Broad street. We tan have a splendid Parkway. If it is wanted it tan be lined with splen did memorials a part of a splendid memorial, in which wc shall have our part, stretching from l'oitland, Me.,to Portland, Ore., over which the rommrice and the pleasure of the world will pass a highway which would bring millions annually to the citv. That is possible, practical. TIip Fairmount Park Art Association's scheme is lidiculous, imbecilic, and would tost the city the price, in order to buy out the owners on cacji side and their rights, about as much as the war debt or the in come tax and n'o one would use it. And vet this icport of business men, art men and lawjers in the association issued and edi torially discussed is a verdict on the men and women who run this citj or want to. Mr. Vnrc is quite right. Wc want prac tical people. And arc the waterworks to be ruined, too one of the last memorials of the once beautiful Philadelphia? What a town, what a people! Yours. J. PENNELL. Philadelphia, April 5. I'. S. Valley Forge! Oh, shades of George Washington! He would have pre ferred Conshohocken and Ivy Rock. They are rcul and vital. Vnlley Forge is a whitened sepulchre, a desecrated shrine, and even now the highway leading to it. yet Philadelphia don't know it! J. P. The only amendment The Trifle Needed to needed to make thnt Make Perfection sedition bill perfect is one which wquld pro hibit under penalties any utterance or writing tending to arouse discontent with the city government. It already foibids ut terances tendingx to create dissatisfaction w ith the state or national government. With the fhnngo suggested the measuic would be perfectly ridiculous. Congress managed to worry ulong with the President in France, Essentials Versus Nonessentials nut tnc Ktatc Legisla ture is taking a recess becaube the Gov ernor has hud to leave Han isburg for his health. Which shows how ninth more uearl.v essential Mr. Sproul is thought to be than Mr. Wilson. Or doesn't it? A. E. Sproul suggests Would American Be the selcttion of Eug L'nderstood? llsh as a world lan- guuge and a key to peace, and right away he sows the powerful seeds of dispute. Would ho have folk say ing "train" for "street car," "sweetmeats" for "candy," "lift" for "elevator"? For ways that arc dark and tricks that are vain the importers of Chinese labor are peculiar. Judging by the government in Moscow, the real champion prohibitionists are the Bolshevists. Speaking 'of intct national languages, money talks iu a tongue that every one understands. Luckily for the boys fretting to come home, hope springs eternal through the gloom in Hrest. Ifrazil denies that there wa a volcanic eruption -at Peruambuco. Pet haps it was a misprint for Paris. . i i I. .. The warm weather yesterday and the baseball scores in the afternoon papers made one believe that spring is already here. The neutral rone proposed by General Smuts to uow mollified Hungary seems to have been the temperate zone as well. Lloyd George says iu effect that' the buz? saw of tho Pcaco Conference is run ning so fast that the careless observer thinks it hasn't any teeth. The proposed conversion of the OYaylor uhlpytd at0 ,n road-machirfery plant sujr.. gpatB UlUl, miuuuij .jiiuencun DlSGimwyi MMUW' vlBJ'fTO TUESDAY, APRIL 8, .Vfr,-"rV.r.- - .mfTUff1' " - . .- aJrf" ,.a.i"r . Iat&Taf . H." -f --,- 4L -fa rpJpy. jfiS SSJ3W3?pWisi '' Pk .. V5.-- -..7. . ... ..i V5-.F--JJJ"-" i-r.!- ' THE CHAFFING DISH A Printer's Love Song THE first time that 1 met my wife I simply could not keep from hinting I had not seen in all my life ! Such an example of line printing. Her tjpe is not some bold-face font, Set solid. Nay! Aud I will soy nut That no typographer could want To see a better-balanced lay-out. A nice proportion of white space There is for brown eyes to look laifa in: And not a feature on her face Comes anywhere too near the margin. Her nose, in line ITALIC GAPS, Too lovely to describe by penpoint: Her mouth is set in Wri perhaps, Her chin is comely Caslon ten-point. Each ear, a pink parenthesis. Makes my heart come to heel and stay so : -For such tjpography as this Is easy reading: well, I'll say so: Of all tvpefoundcrs I have met .Her father's best, in my opinion : She is my NONPAREIL, you bet, And I, in lower case, her minion! Walt Whitman Gossip WE HAD the pleasure of a till from David H. Wright, the lawyer, who knew Walt Whitman and is thoroughly in nccord with our hope that Philadelphia will do something to telcbrate the centennial of its greatest poet. Mr. Wright was a schoolboy when he first met AValt, in 1870. They happened to be standing side by hide at the gate of the Camden ferry, waiting for a boat. Young David, who was on his way home to River ton, had his books under his arm and the bearded poet asked him, vwtb a twinkle, "What is a noun?" "The name of a per son, place or thing," replied the boy promptly. They had a friendly chat on tho ferry and David was much impressed by the dignified bearing of the philosopher. When lie got home he told his. parents iu excitement that he had met on immensely ...ooiii.v innii. who would nrobubly leave him a million dollars in his will. "Instead of which," savs Mr. Wright, "ho left me a number of ideas which are always interest ing." , A LITTLE later the boy and the poet met again on the ferry. Wait had burnt his hand poaching an egg and the boy expressed polite sjmpathy. He told Walt about a lit tle play that had been given out in Rlverton in ywhieh ,four of Shakespeare's heroines were represented Juliet, Ophelia, Rosalind and Katherine. Walt was much Interested and a cordial friendship grew Up between them. Young Wright used to visit the lit tle house on Mickle street where Walt lived in placid simplicity, surrouuded by his papers and books. They used to have tea together under the wisteria vine in the back yard "Walt vva3 ulwavs calm, dignified and clean," says Mr. Wright. "I never beard him swear or use a word thaf might not have been uttered in Friends' meeting. For seven' years I had charge of the Quakr Aiioalnn at Beach and Fairmount; and -Walt used to 'enjoy, hearing tho details of my work there nipong the drunks. I re member his giving me his stage 'ticket to hear Sir Edwin Arnold speak in Camden. I was over at Mickle street just after Vic tor Hugo's death, when Walt had Hugo's picture pasted up iu the window with a little wreath around it. Walt was a great admirer ot Hugo. "He was huge like his name," ho said. "Huge Hkc tho ocean." The other evening I heard Ilya Tolstoi speak, and it seems to me that lie and llishop Leighfbn Coleman, of Delaware, and Walt were tbrcd of n kind big, elemental men. " (((TvNn of my dreams," says Mr. Wright, U"1b of a little twentyfivo-cent volume of 'Leaves of Grass that could be used iu the public tcliools. It's tf great pity that the editions of Walt's poems cost so much, Ninety cents or fl.25 is too much for a v.nV nf nnrtrv. anyway. Over in Knclnnit ' I havo seen nice ".Ittle pper'bound editions merlcan mohiryUfttiour Awe? U&n Twits ".! on the news,. 1919 "SOMETHING NO FROST CAN TOUCH!" V --5H.-. j. -.-.' V." 'tiA'yp rrf better than wc do. Those to whom Walt's poems would mean most very often can't afford to pay a dollar for a book." IVFab WRIGHT is happy in having been able to he of considerable service to tho voting French ncwspapciman who trans lated the French edition of "Leaves of Grass." He met him iu Paris some years ago when the Frenchman was working on tho translation and was able to explain many of Walt's colloquial Americanisms which puzzled the foteigncr greatly in his search for the corresponding French word. Mr. AVright's own plan for celebrating the centennial of his boyhood friend, sbowsi how well he has absoibed Walt's kiudly, all embracing philosophj. He has just written to Waideu McKcuty, nt the Eastern Peni tentiary, offering to give a reading 'of Walt's poems to the prisoners on May ill, Walt's 100th birthday. It soems to us that this would have pleased Walt more than any plan we have heard. W suggested n jear ngo that a pleasant memorial for Walt Whitman would be to havo one of'the Camden fery boats named after him. Another idea has occurred to us. Name a hotel for him. This is a practice that is already begun. The leading hotel at Hannibal, Mo., is the Mark Twain and Greensboro, X. C, is now erecting the Hotel O. Henry. Our Military Correspondence We need not iiNSimic that all the Ameri can soldiers still abroad arc perishing of nostalgia, grinding their treth in hapless yearning to get home. U Johnny Hansom, the author of "Poems About God," which you may have noticed recently at the book shops (some of the 'poems were first printed in this department), is any criterion, many of our warriors aie having an exceedingly satisfactory time as students atVrench uni versities. Lieutenant ltausom has returned from duty with the army of occupation and writes thus from the University of Xancy : "I'm in cloyer now. I'm a student iu a good French university, dabbling in letteis, .reading and writing anil doing nothing of a military complexion. Today, for example, -it was too snowy for mj idea of n March day and I've staved by the fire in an ex ceptionally easy chair, what time I was not discussing a particularly fine French menu for my luncheon. This is almost my normal life again if the geography of the case could be shifted a little." John incloses in his letter n poem so enigmatic thnt wc cannot resist printing it. He gives it no title, but we have called it Why Veal Is Expensive Minerva bad no pride of pedigree. And so they shot her, bent of a broken leg, Without a grief; then they looked butcber inglyr On the unprovided babe she left to beg. But who came coursing, like the tall corn slanting, Beautiful, proud and furious vyith auger? It was tho farmer's slender daughter, pant ing. And pitiful to orphans in their danger. You flew your ribbon from his yellqw head, Managed his bottle over many a jneul, Xow he is big and tramps the flowerbed, And still nobody dares pronounce him veal, But I mdkp little marvel of this calf, Being not the whole of history, not half. LIEUTENANT JOHN C. ItANSOM, A- P- - 15' A E- F Desk Mottoes t "Have but little to do, and do it thyself." William Pcnn. It was also Willlum Penn, we arc per suaded, who originated a familiar tag of slang, remarking in his "Fruits'of Soli tude," Tempt no tii mi : lest thou fall for U, One of the correspondents who arc busy describing the kaiser by hearsay (wo would liko to. describe him by hearse) cables that 'His parchmentlike skin hangs op his shrunken framd," iPM undoubtedly ,tliii to bis prolonged ,, ., -...... THE LINDENS THE lindens step so gently up the hill, . Like leisured, stately dames ot I0113' ' ago. AVavliiK their fan-leaved branches to and fio, They gossip of the rushes and tho rill, Whether tho breezo has paid the ios.e'8 bill. For perfumes which he lavished on a bee, " And if the linnet in tho locust tree Trills lovo songs to the pink or daffodil. And when the sliver moon slips Mowly by To keep he: tryst with some awaiting cloud Their green procession heaves An envious sigh And vows she Isn't maidenly or proud. And when it grows too dark to spy or peep The lindens softly yawn and go to sleep. Charlotte Becker, in New Yoik Sun. Wooden ships may not be popular, but when the soidieis return ftom France look out for a demand for wooden shoes. The German lenders arc still trying to shift responsibility for the kaiser's fall. There is no secret about it on this side of the ocean. Uncle Sam admits that he did it. Yesterday was the anniversary of the day when Greece ceased to bend her knee in Mippliancp to the Tiuk, and the local Greeks appropriately made merry over the inde- r pendeuce of their native land. . x j. , , Of course the mothers and sihtprn nnii'i fathers and brothers of the men in the Irom Division should have places of honor in the f grand stand when the soldiers come march ing home. - What Do You Knoiv? QUIZ 1. Who was Jean Jaures? -. Sunday was the tenth anniversary of the most notable event jn the history of modern exploration. What was it? . 3. What is poi? 4,HWhntis a "thunder-sheet"? r. Where are the Society Islands? ,. 0. What is the correct pronunciation of Saucho Panza, the celebrated comic character in Cervautea's "Utiii Quixote"? ,7. A native of Virginia was one of the ablest commandeis on the Union side during the Civil War. Who was lie? 5S Who wrote "And still the wonder gietv that one small head could tarry all lie knew"? f I). HoV many prime ministcts did Grciif Britain havo during the course of the war? 1(1. AVIin WHft Sir Wlllinn, nruU.'J . ""' Answers to Yesterday's Quiz 1, The Philippine Islands were iiained after King Philip II, of Spain. ' 2, Basalt is a dink green or biowuish lock, often In columnar strata, it. Nescient! ignorant of, agnostic, 4. Bulwer-Lytton wrote "What Will He Do With It?" 5. The "Three Musketeers" of Dumas's romance weic Alhos, Porthos- and Arumis. 0. Taoism is tho religious doctiine of Lao, tse, the ancient Chinese philosopher, 7. 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