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T. EDWARD T. STOTESBURY", who con , trola tho tnanagement o the riillailcl phla Rapid Transit Company, "knows the truth." At least he has a sovereign remedy to offer for nil of those citizens tho think tlioy liavo lcsltlmato reasons for complaln-lig'-Bgalnst tho way tho cars aro run. Speaking at the Tlvo o'clock Cluh din ner, ho protested against any volclns of protests against tho 1. It. T. on tho grounds of "skip-stop" danger or anything else, because lie said the Mitten manage ment was doing wonders with tho property as shown by tho fact that when ho took It oVer It Tvas rcadj for bankruptcy, while now It was paying 5 per cent In dividends J&d had accumulated a fund of more than four million dollars as undivided profits. Y T;hls Is very true and must be gratlf j lng tpjtho P. R. T. stockholders. But unfortunately- Mr. Stotcsbury sems to view tho situation wholly from this point of view instead of. that of the dally rider. He made this,-clear when ho told about a woman friend who complained that the cars pass tasfher homo near Rlttenhouso Square ipado fo much nolso at night that she could n'ot sleep. Then ho revealed his cov Velgn remedy. ",'"1 iold her in reply," he taid, " Tell your husband to buy a thousand shares of stock fn,,tho company and then you will never liear the cars'. ' " 'Mr, Stotesbury's philosophy ii respect fully; referred to all who do not own stock in the P. R. T., but help to pay its divi dends. Buy some shares and forgt vnur troubles! liie, British all seem to ,bs more luter sited'ln tho.freedora of England than In Hie freedom of the seas. .-'' THE. BURLESON'S LATEST AUSUHUUTEa rTttlE follyi of 3Ir. Burleson's arrogant Sportier against tho use of the pneumatic delfcotr tubes Is strikingly emphasized in M the? present season of Christmas shopping. Xlie icpmpany which formerly leaed thf-m to ';theVVoBtOfIlce department here now comei 'for-ard with the excellent suggestion that they would help tolve an Increasingly for-, mldable delivery problem. Judging by tho T-ostmastor General's former obfitinacy, this, offer will bo refused, and packages v, ill continue to bo whirled through the con gested streets bv recklessly driven niotoi ,car3 already overfreighted. yLn ifew York the bituatlon had grown so ebad. that Mr. Burleson, who shut up one ystem of tubes, now actually rontem "iplaes tho expensive Installation of another !m&'Hero is Indeed Inconsistency and per J,wrltyrun riot. Xliefftimite explanation of this strange official' conduct Is unavailable. It is hard not ito interpret Sir. Burle&on's contradlc .iry. rulings in dark terms of somebody's Aelflsli lntei est vho- gain to the puMIi. is nil. Germany never made a moio unpruf.lalile iirnatsnent than when she spent T.3fA nno on plots in America f. DOWN WITH DECENT ' OCCASIONALLY it Is possible to eata. Congressman Vaio actually doing a ' good service, to tho city he adorns. In the aSdreES before the City Business Club ye ;terday, in which Sir. Varo tut-tutted and pooh-poohed all thought and hope of re form' In 'tho municipal adminlsft-atlve ss lem and crowned tho P. It. T. with a verbal wreath and chanted pious praise of frog hollow politics, he showed again hpw much he doesn't know about the city he bosses. j IV gladdened his soul to think that we havvs a, "magnificently organized machine" ' to'do' our thinking; that there is no hope for reform. It Is true, as Mr. Vare ob served, that we get,a long trolley ride for 'at .nickel even If we do have a long wait. X, would be nicer, of cou; 3, if the trolleys r ,dldn't take us home to streets where there At too much of the dirt that contractors V iwlll not remove. . W ijWaai Mr. Vnre kttlrtln-r tli f'ltv 1!n t1ti W ,!?fii$ubT" Or'Tras h9 kidding himself uf A iJoea " ?"Ptx""J mm curruvi leuajnsm . tCJ in rt Ha nArnAtltfltAd In Thltnrt lniln afl... If l5r?K'r'B"' heon kicked out everj'whero elao in the :? What, is the matter with this poit when 4:r. ships can be loaded with 1,000,000 bushels i$&ar C""111 between T o'cioci: baturaay nionilng Bit ftiftaMl o'clock Sunday night? sj 'j..r rW THE SEED IS SPROUTING ". WtfC, "liro AKE5 nearer to tho organization of Tan International police force to deal in'FiUj disorderly nations than wc ever were 'linrforei Mr. Taft, at tho convention of the ffttvettsient Bankers' Association 'at Atlan- tto ,Clty. said that .peace is to leave the 'Wl4 frith, fourteen Cuban, fourteen new .ftaWJBllcs.iItitcotlcated with the idea of Jib- .(rWiad of tho one Cuba with which .jiaiiu.w fleai v iuw eu uj, hio i?.r.TBaJf.tB, .AUIM must - ' ' In tho opinion of Mr. Taft. They can best bo policed through a League of Nations. Secretary Daniels, In his annual roport which was made public a few hours beforo Mr. Taft spoke, says that navies will bo needed In the ftituro ns an International police forco to compel obedlcnco with tho decrees of an international tribunal which will bo set up to decide tho differences among tho mtlontt, and that Inasmuch as tho United States Is one of the richest of the great nations and has buffered less than nn of tho Allied Powers, It will de volve upon It to contribute a navy to pre serve uorld peace commcns-Uiato with Its wealth, its commerce and Its leadership in the councils of frco people. Thcso are woids of soberness and truth, both tho words of Socrotarj Daniels and of former President Taft, and they express the opinion of a majority of the f.u -fing Americans of all parties. WOULD OPINION DEMANDS A LEAGUE OF NATIONS 'I he nrest in Europe Itcpresents a Spirit ual ReoIt From Propects of Future Wars fpIIERE is a type of mind which holds - that war cannot bo prevented. It is given to the conviction that wars will be inevitable in tho future as they have been in the past because of the ineradi cable factors of pride, perversity nnd selfishness in men and nations. There is another type of mind which perceives in all warfare merely the result of hatreds and jealousies and suspicions artificially created between peoples by archaic diplomatic systems. It is as serted, on this side of the question, that the old diplomacy was maintained in the interest of sinister minorities which used established governments ns tho agencies of privato empire and usurped tho pow ers of government without accepting any of its responsibilities. The sum of human experience, with all its accumulations of pain, is not suffi cient to grant absolute validity to cither theory. And it is certain now that these two opposed philosophies will meet in epochal conflict in the Peace Conference at Versailles. The impact will carry the Peace Commission and the mind of the attentive world to the very inner heart of the greatest question thai ever troubled humanity. There will be debates and discussions about a thousand extraneous and related issues. But all that is said and done at Versailles will revolve about tho question of war's origins as a wheel revolves upon a pivoU If governments cannot prevent war and make militarism unnecessary the world will want to- know the reason. So it will not do to consider Versailles in the light of any precedent. History records no state of human affairs like that which will confront the Peace Con ference. Mr. Wilson and Lloyd George and M. Clemenceau and Signor Orlando have not only to make terms of a peace. There is an insistent desire that they find means for a permanent peace. They must quiet a deep unrest that is general over Europe, where the nations, even those that are victorious, look tip from their appalling -wounds and put the question that never has been answered for them: "Why mcs' iff match lo slaughter ver) twenty years? Why must u-e die?" It is an ancient mei. In the past rulers could afford to ignore it. Can they afford to ignore that bitter com. plaint now, when it comes in a yell out of Russia and is audible always, even beneath the -cheers, echoing clearly wher ever there is civilization and the habit of ordered thought? It is because war is fiagiUiitly iimea sonable that a world being insistently trained to reason ie determined to be rid of it. Even the btately beauty of some of war's processes, the glitter and the drama of its events, can serve no longer to drug the nations nnd make them for get their agony. War has become too hard. It has become intolerable to the minds and the bodies of men. Its cruel ties are too terrible for human endur ance. All of Europe knows this and knows, too, that the machinery of war will continue to grow more monstrous, more furiously cruel, swifter in, destruc tion and more awful to contemplate. Still there are men who say placidly and cynically that war must go on that armaments must be maintained. It is such men who, while they talk of put ting down destructive radicalism, uncon sciously do most to encourage it. Their reconciliation to the hideous principles of modern war, their unwillingness to admit that there is a force in human, affairs better than brute strength is oil to the torches that madmen like Lenine are waving for the eyes of tormented peo ples. Europe is frightened out of its old habits- of thought. It is frightened out of its old acquiescence. That is tho ex planation of the "unrest" spoken of so frequently on the cables. Censorship still prevails in a large part of Europe. We are not permitted to know all that Is happening just as we have yet to learn how agonizing ihc modem battlefields were for the millions who endured them. There is enough j visible between the lines of news die patches, however, to show that war if J hated with a passionate and cumulative hatred in every country of Europe ami that distrust and suspicion are. directed at every man and evfry agerioy disposed to accept it as a natural phenomenon. Even victory is not worth the price that would be demanded in future interna tional conflicts. There will be weapons available In twenty years from now powerful enough "to obliterate civiliza tion. To wwepfc ,rtiM which hu- EVENING PUBLIC JiEDGEIt - admit the utter failure and impotency of human reasoning and to damn and dis credit tho ethical system under which wo live nnd to invito tho junglo which tho Bolshevists wish to establish in plncc of ordered governments. Mankind must bo wrenched around to new convictions and to the acceptance of a new order. Some sane middlo course is essential if we tire to avert oblitora tivc wars on the one hand and a scarcely less destructive radicalism nnd unreason on the other. Partial disarmament and tho substitution of reason for force are inherent principles in tlc f.chemc for a League of Nations. The great obstacle in tho way of that plan is in tho fact that each nation would be compelled to relinquish something of its visible power and something of its traditional pride. Will the conference at Versailles be able to adjust national traits aial ambitions to this end? Doubtless it will try hard enough. And on the success or failure of the effort will depend the destiny of the world and, perhaps, tho fate of our civilization. The first and most important aim of the Versailles conference will bo to elimi nate all possibility of future interna tional conflicts. That is the important fact to remember within the next few months, when tho cables will be crowded with much that is unrelated and ex traneous and of a character likely to confuse American minds. "Bill" Varo Is one of the most contented citizens of Philadelphia, as every one who heard him talk at the City Business Club yes terday afternoon discovered. CLEAR UP THE CYCLOPS RIDDLE TII13 most singular of all sea mysteries tho loss of the great collier Cyclqps Is dismissed In a few unlnformlng lines in Secretary Daniels's extcnslvo report of American naval activities In tho war. Tho na'al department professes total Ignorance concerning tho fate of this -aluablo vessel and Us human freight. Unless tho Government is hiding some thing a proceeding wholly Indefensible now that hostilities have ceased its atti tude now puts tho solution of the riddle squarely up to Germany. If she knows tho answer sho thould Immediately bo made to dlseloso It just ns sjio has revealed tho location of mines and shown her hand regarding submarines. Not only the relatives of those Bailors who disappeared with thei ship, but tho public in general has a right to Informa tion on a subject unparalleled In modern sea annals. Henry Hudson, adrift In a small boat In a bay that now bears his name, was presumably shipwrecked. So was Laperouse, tho dauntless Frenchman adventurously exploring the raclflc. Back fifty yeirs ago a Ohsel that failed to reach port could bo authoritatively asserted to havo fallen n prey to the perils of iceberg, fog, reef or btorni. But waves do not destroy staunch up-to-date craft such us the Cyclops. Icebergs aro non existent in tho tropical Atlantic where she vanished. lchoes of a collision would reverberate. There is th faint pooiibllllj that hhe was captured, but In that case something would almost certainly have been heard from tho prisoners by this time. The hope that there are survivors Is scant indeed. But unwarrantably meager is the Xavy Depaitment's handling of the casp. If It has conjectmos It Hhould divulge them, and following those should come rigid Inquisi tion of tho German authorities until the truth .s known. Mr. Taft warns us .Model, oi a that In this new era of I ear-Dreeder rampant self-determi nation tho world of ordei lias "fourteen Cubas" on Its hands. The metaphor, though w ell meant, w as not wholly happy If all the uneasy ne- republics were as well behaved and as passionately devoted to our Ideal as the Tearl of the Antilles has been since we entered the war, the coming reconstruction tasks would be reduced to a minimum When "Mas." declares tir "lUrk Irani that Instead of trying the lomb" to be an emperor, William Ilohenzollern should hac been a cabaret manager, he evi dently forgets that the Kaiser really did fill that office. And the main program feature w as ' The Dance of Death." Schwab has quit, but .Moreover, the Hun ho Is no quitter. He quit first would have gone on buildine ships until all the rnaohineij of Bethlehem Steel was archaic, had that bacrlflco been necessary to defeat the foe. The best of all Krles Krlnglcs to the boys In Germany will be the. letter man. Xow that tho ox-Crown Prince hopes to be allowed to. visit an American dentist In Amsterdam he may be gassed yet. However, ox post facto heroes don't count. Little Studies in Words POILU SINCE the latter part of 1914 the French common soldier has been called a poilu, as the American soldier has been called a doughboy, Tho word pollu means hairy. It comes from the French word poll, mean ing .originally tho hair of an animal. It Is also sometimes used to mean tho beard of a man. When tho soldiers were in the trenches they let their beards grow and they did not shave when they went home on leave. Their friends called them "poilu," or hairy, Just as we in America aro in the habit of calling a, thin, slender boy "skinny" In a Jocular way. When the slender boy appears his playmates say, "Here comes skinny," and when tho friends of tho soldiers saw them back homo in their villages . they said, "Here comes hairy." ' Some of the French dictionaries give "bravo" or "utrong" as a derived meaning of pollu becauoo tho man of great physical strength is usually hairy. But the appli cation of the word tor the French soldier in the great war arose from Its apt descrip tion of his unshaven state, Tho French sreak of their "brava pollua,' which, they yfohiAtioM Uiey wrrtji ,l,l w &t tyy "?fT PHnJADELKECLk, TUESDAY, DECEMBER 10, THE CHAFFING DISH A Hun Alphabet A 'S AMERON'GEN, whero Wlllielm now lies n is for Eernstorff, who bought up tho spies C Is for Crown Trlnce, qulto out of tho ' swim D Is for the Devil, who's waiting for him K Is for'Ebert, republican boss r Is Frau Krupp, who's presumably cross ( Is for Gott, who didn't deliver II Is for HIndy, who turned out a flivver I I Is a pionoun by Wllhelm much Used ' ! Is for Junkers who need to bo bruised IC is for Kail, who was eager to quit Ij Is for old Ludcndorff throwing a fit 31 Is for Muchlon, who tali ho would win N Is for Nobody Homo In Berlin (I is for tho Obcrmensch Bill thought lie . he was 1 is for Potsdam, whero ho planned tho wholo jazz Q is for Qulddle professor, I think II is for Karl Rosncr, who may need a dilnk S Is for Solf's Soft Soap; just hear him en treat It T Is for old TIrpItz, who shaved and then beat it. V is for U-boats, sui rendered and gones V is all Huns whoso names start with a Von V stands for tho Watch on tho Rhine X 13 exterminate Bill and his line V Is the yelp when wo treated 'em rough Z is for Zeppelin, and that's cnoughl .Many a heart with loved ones ovor jonder Is hoping Undo Sam will do his Christmas shipping early. But there aro alwaya compensations, and many a bravo and strong American In Franco may feel relieved that ho will not bo called upon to faco the perils of Christ mas shopping at home. Tho last full measure of devotion: the' husband who offers to do his wifo's Christ mas shopping for her. "Mono of tho official party has been see sick," sayB a wireless dispatch. Wo aro much relieved for wo had fears about Rear Admiral Cary T. Grayson, who has been comparatively llttlo at sco, for a rear ad miral. Looking over an old edition of the Ency clopedia Brltannica, wo notice that tho edi tor, In his preface, says "no effort has been spared to prevent repetitions and inconcln nltles." Alas, we don't know what lncon clnnitlca are, but If you ever notice any of them getting into this department, wo trust you will call our attention to same. Theatrical press ngents are always there, or oven a llttlo beyond, with tho well chosen adjective, but the gentleman keep ing Miss Annctto Kellermann's silhouette beforo tho public is surpassing himself. We quoto from a theatrical ad: This is 3Ilsi Kcllcrmann Herself, He member, in Her Own Live Pulchrltudinous 1'erson With Vim, Vigor, Vitality, Verve and Venus Curves. But wo think Miss Kellermann may ho a Httln annoyed to observe that ho has headed the advertisement with the cap tion: FEATURES EXTRAORDINARY Thoughts in a Hash Cathedral Wo aro dolefully impressed by the fact that one slice of plo Is never enough, and two slices Is always too much. This is one of the problems that tho League of Nations will be too timid to tackle. A five-cent .slice of pie Is said to be one seventh of tho whole, but nowadays it seems what the musicians coll n diminished seventh ' Old Favorites Tluow out tho limelight Across tho dark stage Help the soubrette take Ten years off her ngo Gee, if jtfu boys in Tho baldheaded row Keep calling her "Grannie", You'll ruin the show! When the great anthology of German humor Is collected, wo hope that some of the Iridescent pearls let fall by Chrysostom Bernstorff will be Included. For Instance this, from one of his reports to tho Ber lin Foreign Offico, dated October 27, 191C: "Nothing can for long be kept secret in America. The fact of an American news paper being subsidized can never be kept secret, because there ts no reticence in Vila country. It always ends in my being ield responsible. " Poor BcrnstorfC Seems klnda rough, doesn't it all those tender llttlo secrets of his being exposed to the harsh Yan kee air! What Are You Asking Santa For? Perhaps the Kaiser, Instead of hanging his stocking this Christmas, may decide to hang himself. SOCRATES. The Department of Justice reveals that more than $7,000,000 was spent In German plots here. The Hun paid for some cemetery and he got it! Mr. Sproul favors tho appointment of fewer, abler (and better paid men to office under the State Government. This Is one of the most sensible remedies over proposed for what Is the matter at Harrisburg, Frederick Wllhelm, living in piivacy on a Dutch island, has asked for a pistol. Per haps the Dutch Government will let him have It If ho will use It as ho should for the bene fit of tho world. HOME AGAIN IT'S home again, It's home again, will march two million feet, 'Oh home again, oh home again," trium phant drums will beat. The boys ate coming home again," nays the man on the street. They havo done with the glory of the sword. IT'S home again, It's home again, the great gray ships will steam. Of home again, of homo again, the Uhaltl watchers dream, ' From Maine to California it's home again they'll stream, Their bloody battles over to claim their Just reward. AT HOME again, at home again, with all they love and know, (Yeary eyes will shine again and pallid cheeks will glow. Their boya are coming home again is all tha j women know, btiL'W8 J,0m WB0 M"iSSM The Ballast uttxtoUB $' xi ws"lsw.., WVi i if Ui'i't 0'i"iiA'0fiKfVriti. vtr3v .T .lbaSBaiaTaTaBaaaHaaflr'.UL fcjaa. 1 - -Tr. .1 a. 1 U I I PI IIIWl I II aWL I i-. .ir.-r ' .Ji mvidA - - .i. - -t.jt ..J It f im ! Uliil I I mm " ' -- TT -XT Iffl TTiinai T-" . M-: i '"" ---'":'' i-'iKSUtUSmni . ?tn?T .-. :::.---'4Jalan&2TCaSateJBaMnaHBH0 ,v-- "Ti -"'"':C- 1 :TJHaiS ' ! - '" 5rr&"" .3 sZr. -S" &'!" A World Highway to Honor Heroes The Proposed Bridge From the Parltuiay to West Philadelphia Suggests a atinrtnlized Scheme of War McmorinU nn the Lincoln Highway- liy JOSEPH w 'HEN Homo was mistress of the world she did ltually what the, Germans tried to do when they sought to dominate civilization. She built roads endlessly building always from one end of a conquered country to the other. These roads were so excellently engineered that tho overlord and domlnator of tho world, Julius Caesar, was able to get from Rome to London In faster time than is usually made by tho interna tional express. Roman highways wero mag nificently decorated at eery city and battle fields with triumphal arches, amphitheatres and other memorials erected to commemorate the conquerors progress. These monuments exist today to command the admiration of the world. Wo In this country have a greater need for great roads than tho Romans had. Wo have better uses for them. But w.e havo achieved relatively little. We havo the Lin coln highway from .New York to San Fran cisco, but it is disjointed, disorganized, un graded, unconcreled over most of the way. All that exists is a track", blazed by red, white and blue signs and telegraph ' poles. Cacsar'a road ran from Rome to Calais, and. because there were no American engi neers then to build bridges and tunnels the Roman legions had to bo moved across the channel on barges and by other means. But the road was built by engineers fYom the city of Rome to the city of Newcastle. It still exists. All of Oils is' interesting in view of the present needs of America. A bridge from New York to Jersey City is designed and soon will bo built. Tho bridge from Camden to Philadelphia will soon bo a reality. And so the Evbninq Pudljc Ledger's suggestion of a'brldgo over tlo Schuylkill RUer from the' Parkway to West Philadelphia fits splendidly Into a scheme which would bo adequate to commemorate our achievements In the war In an altogether noblo' and beautiful way. Such a. brldgo should bo one of tho connecting links in a national highway. This highway should bo beautified under a co-ordinate plan, so that It would carry Into every city and town through which It passed a suggestion of the most splendid adventure of the human race. The Lincoln Highway, Instead of wandering up and down Walnut and Chestnut streets! could cross the Parkway bridge. From West Philadelphia to St. Loulsi thcro Is no river of any Importance that Is not bridged, If my memory serves. At St. Louis there Is the great Eadea bridge. After that there are no obstacles until you get to Oakland or Sacramento. THE Lincoln Highway has been designed and numbers of people havo been oyer It, with great dlflloulty. Travelers at New York coming east or fiom Europe will In tho futuro leave New York over the monumental North River bridge. They will reach Phila delphia over tho Camden .bridge. And they (hould be able to continue on the journey toward the South over a Parkway bridge such as you have suggested in your edi torial. Then they will be On the road that leada west and south. I do not know how this road gets to the Middle West. There are bridges, of course, oyer the smaller rlvera and the Infernal Chicago River. Then come the great plains and the prairies apdS the mountains and a. clear way to Oakland and Sacramento, where the road divides for Sr" ? ,M nT.lw 1918 PAINTING THE LILY '' "'lb AsTX-jrrStt." - -j . - lM - y J&a s' ve - 5r rENNELL Highway commences, , to the termination at Portland, Ore., and in oery city of Impor tance through which tho road passes there should be erected great memorials designed by the greatest artists and sculptors of tho United State's and tho Allied countries In honor of the men who gave, or wero willing to give, all they possessed for tho winning of tho war, , ' In this way wo might set up a great and Inspiring record of what wo have done and what was done by those who fought upon our side. What wo should havo would, In ured, be a World Highway, since It would run as a central artery of world travel be tween the sreat ports. It would represent the most splendid sort of a memorial and It would be a work in which all States and cities might be proud to have a part. This Is merely suggests e of what the Romans did in tho great road systems which radiated from Rome. aIHE Evckino Public LuiauH's suggestion . for a brldgo crossing the Schuylkill from tho .Parkway represents tho most Intelligent conception of a war memorial that I havo yet met with. Such a brldgo could bo de signed In harmony with tho other great bridges elsewhero on the Lincoln Highway. And here, as elsewhere, along a road that ultimately will Jjo nothing less than a con necting link between Europo and Japan could be placed, In every community, the groups and monumental structures designed and built in memory of our own soldiers and those of the Allied armies. In this city and elsowhere tho museums and monuments of the sort suggested by Joseph E. Wldener should be placed, so as to beautify and dignify the approaches to each bridge in tho monumental series. Branches of tho Cen tral highway ultimately could bo built from Philadelphia or Harrisburg to run to Mobile and New Orleans, and from New Orleans a road might be laid up to San Diego If we wero not convinced that we are less able than th'o ancient Romans In the art3 of com munication. Similarly, a road might come down through the Canadian Rockies to Portland, where It would meet the central highway In the great system. There Is nothing absurd in this general scheme, nothing lslonary or imprac ticable, nothing that tho .ancients could not do. It would bo only doing what Napoleon did when ho built 01 remade roads from Paris to Rome and to Madrid and planned highways over tho Swiss passes and to Ber lin and to Belgium. Can we do less lt an age when open roads mean so much more to civilization'' TtlE National Commission of l'lno Alts should be empowered at once by the President to open communication with eery community which, like Philadelphia, Is pre paring to plan and finance a r-cheme of war memorials. Thus tha general scheme of commemoration could be nationalized and given new dignity, significance and value. We should, as 'a lesult, havo a genoral me morial unsurpassed an where and one In which the spirit of tho country, its sentiment and Its pride could proudly live. fhisMa the general plan which your admir able editorial inspired In my'inlnd. 1 think the bridge as you have suggested It would bo far more than a loglcul solution to the problem of a war memorial In Philadelphia. It might also well represent the beginning of a national movement which would give to the, United States a co-ordinated memorial scheme as noble and as useful uh anything ever known to the world. The plan of Representative Gjay for Federal incorporation of railroad companies deserves careful study by those interested In tho future of the railroads under private ownership. " Chrlstabel Fankhurst In a candidate for Parliament with the consent of Mr. Aaauitli after haying devoted years, tp bullyragging , $f &T2WP Wt r4'v -""Jh ' JK - i i ' .Jt i,,-''" - rZfzf 'JiT.T ECia - iw - i The Competent Fqrmer T IHE competent farmer has finished his chores ' And has finished his dinner as -well, lie Is thrbugh for a 'tlrrlo with tho world ' out of doors, And ho loafs by tho firo for a spell-. Tho legs crickle-crackle; the sparks fly In flocks; Aspiring smoke heavenward goes. The farmer for ease Is displaying his socks And a pair of Inqulsltlvo toes. Tho competent farmer has autos and 'slch But he'd rather have comfort than style. In dollars and happiness both he is rich As he looks at Ills wlfo with a smller" Ay, peaceful tho close of a hard working day But out in tho gathering gloom An owl sings a mournful and sinister lay That breathes of despair and the tonib. The competent farmer Is making his plant For tho; morrow as gravely ho smokes. Tho' children's bright faces ho t lovingly scans v And smiles at their Innocent jokes. Ho knows what ho owns, dollars, acre and flocks, And ho loves every critter and fowl? And he don't care a darn for the) -liolea In his socks And ho don't give . lio'ot for ,the owl. GRIF ALEXANDER. The Readers Viewpoint ' ' v Appreciation of Musical Criticiim To the Editor of the Evening PuoHc Ledgtre air ah u jttoie&uiofia-i musician x ueairo w, express my thanks to you for the excellent musical criticisms that havo been appearing in your paper this year. It is somethtnr that Philadelphia has needed for a long time. Also for the well-informed and always read able articles In your Saturday paper under the head of The Crltip Talks to Musla Lovers. This week's Is very good and Interesting to me as I heard all three of the conductors' and agree with what Is said, although I hav not the power of analysis to put It so tersely For goodness sake keep up this column ano give us more of It ! A. B. C. Philadelphia,, December 7 -- , What Do You Know? Quiz , 4 I. What U the German name uf CnlocntT -'' ,i J. Vfhat forrat In Trance vraa offlelnlly renunril i tlV that ''asTiatla (AtBPHMiailt It. Iiaa. - I arent lctorr 'of the American marine there? ( A j. mini niiey. rioi paiai mratfrj III tlie wnr U atlll unaolred? 4. What via the real name of YoltaIrr? -' 5. Wlib salil "Xerrwiltjr hu no lwi l' J.noir ome attorney ot the name"? 0. What U the capital of Wj-omlnc? - 7. Who wrote the highly renltitln xvtir huoU known In JYeneu ' "An 1'eu'i and In KnilUli ni "Under J-W".' f 8. What U a fattotum? ' ' 0. tVliat kind of a boat It a coracle? ,,, 10. IIow did Drother Jonathan come ti 'be a ttliilinama fn tliat imarUon uhnla " "" . l Answers to Yesterday's Quk T e 1, Coblens la. the inott Important cltr occupied ' br the .American force In Germany, "Die Goetterdaemmerrfht" literally meant Til lh Gort Dlmmlnc'' or. more iwetlcallj. 1 "Ihe Dutk ot tile Uodn.'t v , j "Mother Ann' warn Ann JLf. fainii nf th ?& jiotner nnr- wat Ann j,re. je-inuer nr file T? tect of Hnakcra who teeedeq from the Bo- $ lety of ITIrnile In the elahteenth Ten-! turr. hhe na born In Kntland. but came .'j tn America In 1174 ana founded the Drat i Khaker community In. thla country at Bhcuna. near iroy is, i 4. Ihe tinier nextita tha little flnaer-la ralli.it the "ring- tinier." ' ,.l IS. A roe It a female deer, , ' l 6, Megalomania It Intanlty for aelf-exaltatlen, , nasalon for blx thlnaa. l 'i. 7. Ampere, n unit of measurement of eteeirtcal ,V, r. rrent, U named ?fter Andre Marie.' Amu J uere, a celebrated i I'rtneh electrician., ITU i date, are 177S-1SSS. . . 'i 8. Ilene lvlanl, former rremler ot rraniT, -,' fompamcu maranai onre on wa Tatif aaw lie Lnlted Ntntea In 117. .. 'T'' ' tara. tp bullyragging I 0,. Dlek' WhjtMnjton waa n potnilnr ni aajuyW jiiHiT- - m.' ,ri.' U'rNav f". ' ' " ' " . ...ar'tL'i ' - Vt V '- ... IX ' "AT" f' .a. . . l...-j? JK .It Vn- - 1 ft 1 SI Ms, .AV 'T .." ..st . . .. ' b4-.A,. : !' . ''-' . .jiiij. .'u . c ,.. ...