BVENIisG- J (JULIO LETOJDRtelLAlELr'HM M&JBAY, ' XOVJ3MJ8lfe 'lit 101S Wj. f i ' , A . ? v V s- It It. t L i ( ,5". V i- r I? V A yb s. V ' .A M " IftcnincJ public Hcftgec aJ THE I2VUNINQ TELEGRAPH 1'UllLIC LLDGKK COMl'AYJ ,tuSi H L lnft,ii, M Vrriid-iii J , ,i C mrtln tr-if m.,1 in hit Vull H i'Jnt ..ohn U in Jchn J H v-jii. ' cr ..At li lit 1A . 1 Juirx c I til UN I 1 in i. ?jh ..i inter I'UJ .,-il ..'! S 1'n.tio I.uhiub V.uliOi. z . In Jpnti In.. l.IM J. CK.'.m.. ATU...IC em ? DTP Ion Jjriror. ST. IOt v CUlOlv.0 UToui mi i nci i iirntiiu. s.rec . . Prris I nlm lut'l 111 . ..II Furl JjilCli.. 'hi 18 1 UllTU-i l'u'1'lil if i.v'4 -it if ', e uuitiiiu: WS Ull.l. It". VntM.io l.un.u. ;; t.. Cur l'tt n- uuU . i,.I Ni Si. New Ionic l.'mim . . . ll.r mn UulloMir I.O.V301 Ul'CVI IjU.-Ki i '. rj iit 1 El i Ifui' T.kioiut la etrwd lo s il rlliera In 1 1 ' i j1 mu nnj .iinv.jndtjii iuiifl t the rute o. t ih 'l-1 i.,j,i ivi ,nk i,a'j4 tj the carrier. 11 lull to , i.t ..ut. ii j! l'i.likU:!iU. In tlieVr.U u fct.i'e , ''.n..!!. yi umt.i ttts.ifp ran nefAloni. i-Hi;e ire i.tt nn) fenti per :iiouti. klje US) dollars itr :r, pcMtUo lu uJvnte Vo &!1 forlsr.i .uji tr ur. sl ) dailur r aionth, Xww d ib,,i.oerw si nir MdC"3'' . m.itii mi.t c. o b. i u e I m nc n.Mri 4. BILL. "ODD H LNLI ntwiuvi!. wi.s : l c Un i i ca' i PI .ititk,(i llfuiber of lm totUloi l'tes ( uV i ;'ih.v-i fo fie fi" fur icpuoll etli . o'n'j i"i J is pet clu' j i.rrcf.(iit to it ' io I'ejjui ..ci .iJ.'NJieci ihoici.i. 1" lijil'3 t IfiJUHiWlitOU 0 OJ)Cl..'u.' lil" I'li.i.j.i,,; MuiJjt. N.innltr 11. 191! - 1 nil, vmuKhi) i.Mi'iia. Hillock, ajfJi: . w'uin ti.e (Jew.ian ijV - tn .nt.it uiiC .is ejnjrs of gvoou hu jstorj ur.u jMaf ' -pp.ng buMn mokt fo;i ' alnnt-d t av '((.Liu, ilio iutruni)i s ; nwlft aru s-nto ..ig letrltution. T utraR" ' li a co Ue'ltUlii Huji I nJ Iii ij.ii: ui'uj (. nil Hie pucr1 I of frecm las VuURlit tuit.i tlie tty ildin;e)8(!iict ,r i.uu-luiti spiiltnal to blli'y. "I (.j tot -tt n:;- lrfe." xatd Ilaru iet, 'Vt a .jiti'a foe, aau tvv tn; 'son:, wlut ail it uo to that" " Atiii on fcUoIi u, con e wring with ut. -iunpifd fortituao tlio pilee i:i l.unmn ;.vca tlio league of l.bertj- re:aaina .to orlaltiai members tjt moro tl.ati flfUc.i liur.dn 1 iia- oi "nfv morai:y undctlleil But the agoiieij ts.i.cli .m Umnaa p"o pe liavo unletgutt! luw cut to tlie ven" oul. Tl.cio tiesoti Iris ciono ttft wornt Splritu-. po.sun U more slniatar than the most cUbcI.ei. tiiatoriul oppression. The German paoplo l.ac ooen dnggsi, trtita physical'.' corr :stu, Ij-eJ Into Intatuateil xubserlptiu'i t f.r.i..ta'j'o fal'.hi mentally befouled Tlicy " i. J l .( . u.sun ana a iut.01. .1 Us orn Xemct.' Huioiutlvii. U'.inj,' nd Implai'a'o'.i.. t...niplK aown the Ij'lng scni'!cs of "plri'ual fiantiy. Klnss and Kaiser are 'nept av.a as Eu mao'.i fllthj trash which itideeU thev are. lite warped nd flayed labric of th Hun empire .m rass la three supreme.:? Ulritotlc daji. Terrible ai wjs the nlghtnidre for tho op pressed, mora tc.r.iil ', !'-t a-.aketi"s o the oppreao: t Justice, fuli-pa. opl.ed, nushty n the ar mistice decision whe.'t'jy the ulood attained aworu of clttpot'sm ha been shat tered, never to Ue iefo-sed, uc'io. . '- jjrlmo foe tittcily uisaimeu ' Tho faith of the Allies n tho abiur to crush the Hun military nmchlno Ta gloriously mtlexlble. Tho proapct of de stroying absolutUnt ai.d Junhcilcm ceeinei1 far less clear. And now llshtnins bt.ol:ve from Germany hen.c!f hayo rent these ir famlci. Tho pariah of ntlona it i- the th.-ocs of celf-punlahment. Kor on ir.htant at least tho champions of freedom stand 'u tho capacity of ou- ' lookers beforo a tnlrling scene, of'. imagined, but seldom with reassuring to vlctton. TVHllam I7ohi.ii.oi.eii a. mgltl.e :t Holland. Cor.ci'ivab'y ho may liavo bee.. the tool of tj rai.tu or perhupa tho chic f of them. The dellnlto extent of tlio iole l.o lias played throughout tho war is rtlli somewhat ob,cure. Hut in any coiit lo was a symbol of archaic iniqultj, armp'. with power, anl au such he geaica to edst. '"With a hAer ha J5lg;is the abJicatio:. document liandoj him b Hcheldeinami. Xero -nit:! all his unities and lcea died ' after tt.o his'.i Hcmati fashion ' ly hl own hand. Xapoleon called himself Th miatocle3 and otepped v.lth tricio dignity into the camp of his English foe After un official life spent In htriMns attitudes, the b'usteilng German 1'mperoj' and King of Prisjia li involvod In a scene which he neiw :ehear!ed. It Is wcalc'v and unepically perfoimeU. Ills fate cannot bo forecast, nor ran in deed the fates of the trighter.ea Ulnslots nho abdicated almost simu'tancously with nlm. Illstorj' marches too impetuously ia Germany toda; t, 3"tlatc dta!kd o ductlon. Amid the wrecks of a. diolv!ug uieam Kreat cities - Berlin, Hamburg, r.eipsu Stuttgart cat' out their tyianU. Bol shevism may lun lampant as In KubsIj. Hatlonul llberallem may trlump'. Prophe cles aro mere idlo verbiage At the moment, howevei, It U jilaiu that the German revolution no mental flgment, "out an accomplished fact has lifted a terrific burden from tho shoulders of tho llles. They wl'.l nevor have to trat with the Govermnent of thusscry which bjan the war. ' Outraged, long deluded and now awak ened victims of mental and phjfclcal cor ruption at homo havo in one May Hlnipll fled our dllllcultles. After forty-e en j cars of pretentious bulldozing and overweening criminality tubtle In peace, exultantly and openly brutal In wai -the Jerry-built "it ' plre Is nonexistent 11' en lh German people have spoken. lrteust iv the election didn't a" i..uj,- SAE YOUll SAVINGS SfAMl1? T 1113 movement for the redemption of war-savhig slampj icported by f If. Bowdcn, execjtlvo cecretary of the war M.vln:s committee for Philadelphia, ii re grettably illustrate e of a Jack of both business and patriotic foresight. Self litteitst alone should compel the retention of these gilt-edged Investments until ma ,turlty, when, they will be worth seventy "ijjht cents naoro tan the currant pur hae j)rlc. I Ml. t..u.. -a.n.u.1 r.ll rr . t : . .Xn l..rlt.1. ,, rW mi (ci suviai vi,is4iwu w iu.u.i.a tlfW MM never uten more vaua man nor. xPtoWtiilU of peace wii' i-e Job of TIT12 LESSONS I'tMit' ill Mi- l.nK I miming M hen Cueiniiirnl9 l.t-.iru to 1' a Ur.no ami us lioiii'tt as TIn'ir Peoples I rKKMAXVn uentu from t!i Jlrt. Th inevitable colliili'e ujiJ uiTnder of today tprc nitrly kUuJ. lh uutonquui ablf l'oi-eos that oppo'il WHhulm'j arm.'tfj ami raailc theh Jouiii uilaln v.u- tlif iudgmcttt of dviliratkm and. above till, the hope of niatii.'ind, vhivh rom'Ot die. Tt will ba day bofoie e air ublo t'uliyto lealuo that the wai in ended, ltut it M onr!d. Ths thltig thut I'hangcd the manner of ouv lives and oar habits of I thought and o vie-s of ootidact liolotitr to history. Tito niudncss and glitter that, i veto Got man auto.rav ar in tlw dust. Tho peoplo ato upon their kntn to await 1 the judgment and the vharit jf thosy they wonged. Vranct tint'inn in tho dubt of ictorieu battle at S'wdan, tho world's wickedest king in flight, captains plodding with white flag Mhero they lupod to go as conquerors NVmodis rattling tho doort of the mighty, the fnecu of opprf-jod people-. tmnd to tha thy in nuv. faith so moret the panoiania at lla tnpMidou , end of the gvento'.t ti'lvonlut in human ct.perience. Tlio WAV it W0!1. T!ut what shall wt do i'. the vu-tuj V Xo empifd over concclveu i-ould be o gttat an that vnipiit of tonunon httciest, of nnlightsnment and now luiman relationships that wisu tlatesmcn might leur from the waste and soitow of foui tnutchleac youra. Jlillions of men hau died. They will live In hlftory forovev to (.luillongo this age, to nth what has been dona with tho gifts they gave. They utd..'t die for r.nybody'i vrlde or for the mateiial benellt of any homekegpiug group. They sav nobler ends. IV shall have to see as clearly as they did or ia tho end wo ihall have lost. Something of tho old junkeriem still lemahn everywhere. It is here and ii, 1 lurking behind tho aimies that reduced the Ucrmuu menace. It will bo at th peciee confevci-p. Tt mut h- aK a? mcrciloT a-i 'f it wotv a Guiman ini'f.inn. Iheje a e das mat huiii. maUn it oag. i tilled with intimations of high destiny. reveal n group of factors dourly lit that seem tu have reacted to impulses not alwayt traceable in the world o familiar thingf. I France endured for four .. c.tj the b'ovs intended ij. all tiMin;at!oii and never ii.xtl nar Head, i ore"i' Kiam-H .iii i. h en oi ahih tig lo the btiuHg, oi lujpira tion to ti.-Jpirlng nun. Kor what greater purpoje 'wa-i Hhe tempered'.' And Miiely it vttij fiom tar height thut Uio spirit came which moved the lielgian 1'arliumerit v hen lielgivim made tho epic decisions and preu.ircd to lling herself under the v heels of tho Qormnn aimj. There was Kitchener, who lned in sileucu tnrougli a year of r'dieuk whilo he built up the army that raved l"-anev. Kitchener who did hiq work and ulcd. Th'-re was the indomitablii soul oi Joil'ii. ,-hicli h.ivcd civilization at the Mtirne and, in the latt: end, thero viu Toi.li. .iti. a patience greater and moie mystical than Job. who had tho stiength to ,.ut when waiting meant auonj to litlf a world. And there waj Woodron 'WiUon, l'vesident of the United .State-1, whobe part it v as to wait and to endure, and ultimately to v. ring from th'j dust and tetror of the war u t-plendld hopj uaeennte to jjrtify and to make plain the ci)d;' of uilor and the goals of snciilice. Suwly, in these hours, vo look bad; upon thu wo.l: of these men each a so;! tuiy. each following n light revealed mysteriously to his cyeri alone ia to have a new belief in forces that exist above thu world! Men who arc titted to bear tho accumulated burdens of tho lace and to persist through places where thero i no light to n great end aro not accident'. Thoy ausw er the beck of every great eau&e. They always appear, the shining ones, when tho aio needed. 'I hey are part of the plan. So it ha always Icon and so it will be to the end. t In the futur" juugmen'.n of Mi. Wilson's g.cat Venice to humanity .. will alwajs bo remembered that tho war we havo just ended was not the war as it was begun. It was tho 1'resider.t, with tho inspiration of the nation behind him, who changed it and made it u thing to which all junt men might consecruto themselves. Humanity became auare of :i savage thing. Men tlung thenibelvea at it in tide after tide. They ceased finally to light even u- they fought most bittmly and in the greatest loneliness for empire or nationality nlonc. They had ceen something higher. They were moved by a paasion for tight that lioa deep in every human conseiou.ner to b roused oniy in' a uiEi. HK t'.tts or laughcr or pity oi faith In God7 Ilut tliHj fought m silenu fheie was no otlw way. T fell to Mi. AVil-ji to be tho roico of all these men ol eveiy nation to g.ve utterance to the thing" thoy felt In tlitir hearts. And do tl.n common desiie to be free fiom the old obsessions and injustices and eiror of government, the diiwng with of all people to be ju3t to ono another if they but have 'he opportunity, was espies ed clearly not only to Germany, but in tho councils of all other nations vheie tho old blindness and super stition remained. What faith and courage wore tequired of thu President it is easy to imagine. Hi was a loneaomo course, followed steadfattly against all tido- of mi3underUanding and iriticii-m. Yet it if. ph.in now that his inspiration came from tho ilrst essentials if greatness. a tiust in plain men everywhere, a passionate desire- fo" thcii welfare, an uti wen'ing belief in their honor and their strength. Xone of the President' mistaken, such as they havo been, can matter in the light of this supreme achievement. He lias made tho United States trusted even by its bitterest enemies. And it isto him that the broken peoplo of Austria and Ger many looked at last from the deeps of their stgonj . That indeed is rtatcsmar.siiip. i It will bo the height of criminal folly in tuee gieat hours or m the tuture for any nation or any group to let individual pride or vanity feed upon the victory oi er Germany to say "It was I" or "It was wo" who served mosit nobly. All men were noble all were brt.ve. Tne war brought them together in ways too intimate and too terrible to make mean passions justifiable. Yet the United State has to its honor achievements such as never before were recorded. From a base thirty-ilvo hundred miles away, over three thousand miles of open water, we sent one of tho greatest armies that thu world luu ever know n witnin a little more than six months with the incalculable equipmtnt ueces-sary for war on land, on sea and in the air. Within :i year we made an army of tnree million trained men and provided artil lery, ammunition, food, organization. Aladdin could hardly havo done more than we have dono in the involved and dillicult urts of waif are formerly strange to Ub. It will be said of us that we turned the tide and mado tho way for victory. This is ttue. Uut did not Belgium and I ranee and England at some time turn a tide and help make a way for victory- and at more terrible cost than we havo had to tuft'er? Hut tor Belgium Trance migln, hae oeen lost. But for Fiance England would have had no time tor preparation. Italy tlung heinelf in and turned a balance. And then our turn came in that process of sacrifice. We played an epic part JolTro had aaid 'even in 1911. "Stand and die'." Huifl said he was fighting with his back to the wall and stood his ground. 1 och in his turn said, "Stand and die!" His poilus smiled and stood and died. And then Lloyd George announced that it was a race between Illndenburg and Wifcou. Xo onu doubted who would win. And when Wilpon appeared, he appeared with all the peoples of the civilized world behind him. Tli3 war has represented no individual triumph so clearly as ji represents a culminating and victotious aspiration of the spirit of mankind. So we must think of it now and in the future. If all government shall attain to u new philosophy of conduct we shall h:.vo truly won. Life now must start all over again. It must have a bravo' and imaginative beginning. This should bo the great attainment of tho war. If the rights of tho little or the weak are not to be respected and revered everywhere upon the earth, the war has not been worth while. Only after the futuro alignment and relationshipj of nations are outlined at tho peace conference and only after the forces that cist at times abovo Governments are tamed, can we be certain of complete ictory in this momentous hour of the world's history. The peace conferences and the forces that make themselves felt there will be watched as men were never watched before. In tho dillicult days ahead We must put our trust in the President and in those who havo been able to seo as far and as clearly as he has seen. "We must givu them all our strength. Vov fhere muit be no uio,v adi. tremendoua eostlirew. Cashing in the stamps now might i.oceswitato tntuaslnB the sio of tho next Ilbertj I.oan. It is now certain tho next bond issue will be offerod to aid thn Inspiring cause of bringing tho troopa back from Hurope. The more money at tho Government's disposal through war stamps, tho easier Its huge construction taeks will bo made, ltedoemlnff war btamps ut this time, can be Justified on no grounds, either purely mates-lal or Idealistic The bct thing to do about these pledges it to bu more ot th'm. Ae '. ill be: a pa.t o. ioii uues thut JIuiUnd feels uncomfortably crond-d toila. ! WAR AND WOMAN'S 11HLSS ONU who is merely a man Is not sup. posed to hao any knowledge of woman's dicss. He cun be only a dazed and humblo spectator at the endloas, changing panorama of the seasonal modes:. Thero was a time whetl he might havo supposed haf feminine arts at"'' ha'''"' OF viqroin. to epc.ience uligious Jaith. 'Hits ur History, when it is calmly written, will menta were devised tor hta do'llaht or an a moans to his uuguat favor. Experience and the years liavo mado him conscious of his melancholy error. Women dress to please each other or ratuor, if one may rlsls a guesn, to dlspleaso each other, Wu havo heaid wise and bearded men say that a hat or a gown, though it be lovely be. yond words, Is not a success In the eye of tho owtier unless it make another lady quail in anguish and hopeless envy. This, however. Is not at all what we started out to eay. What wo atarted out to say and we havo gotm perilously far afield already Is that the war seems to Uae promised a beneficent t evolution in the oldest of arts. The easy lines of sol dleis' uniforms have been an Inspiration to simplicity and dlgnltj, which has had its first rea6tlon in tho garb of tho in numerable nieces of our common Uncle who turned from the ordinary ways of life to aid their great relative in his war upon Wllholm of German). One who lias a senslthe eje must ndmU nut wctntn in the uniformed service appear more charming than tl.oj ever did ueforo. Time was w ci. be t,ule.i uu ladles l.al oti.cr lotlutit of fc.j, They v-ah.cd ' 1 1 costumH iilui om. i clued t tao I . iNperleticed to lnovo t. . the virtue of Sfi'aee, but ratner tho laborious bedevil itictit of stuffs; tho tuiturlng und tuluttnc of one rort 'f material aftir ut.Btlior into tonus almost hhocl.'lnt,'! remooj from all luw of lino and proportion. ILits used to be worlcu of freti.ii', in which fruits and j:!aa-Anr ut.d dmiEhnir things pl'uvalled to distract attention from tu brlsht with ltit.oceitee or a raro lately enouyh to thine alone, ulmci e the improvement fci this bleesed day whtn dress ure bhiK inado that depend on Birnplo mud btatoly linos and n knowing disdain for Luperiluout, or nament: t Hutu, too, ure'foiIowliiK a Ulinl lar trend, Tliy do not confuso tho h telet of un observer or olhul him. A voleo In tho liacitm ound observes tllnt all we havo written hero to lllorffa!. Jt contend that tdo Rnal virtue of hira pli ity la dreau is lu Itself repiesontatlte of the eoftllest art and ai dillicult of atl taltinifiit us is htinpllolty of action in our1 ciowded o'lsteti(;o. Thin may be true. V.e i o not Urow. Xor shall we arsite. We 1 ft' "aid what wo believe , mi- an Impression that the uceatloa 1 ,' V.'llh-hr. ulthn.it dlspoclt'on lulslit be ! calh nettlod If lo vero nennltted to wall; ttnprote ted fur -ien u iv, t limit, i -n j'ty Btr',i'; in .i-iniati. . MIL 1 LTUlli: Of HUG IsI.A.l X" ot.o l-.aa ai.y noults .ibojt the t. in if Uo,; Ulan l a r.i. t..c ..iilpuui'.d iniustiy of t'io l)jlaaii Uur ho r: -!-ou!i rtai tl- -i'm?.-l. fr iMr . Ivtiiffl.l m onotlier pait of this licw-papc.1 tuCuy. JXr. Knlg it .s .co picsldent un.l ftot.eral co iriKl of the American Ir.tPi national eloi poratlot', which bought tao Island and built U o p:ant. Tho Government has supplied ti.e metier ftr tho plant ur. trore is un -i .-tngetiieiit under which It may buy the fl'utid from the corporation ut a ptlee to bo asreed on or the corporation may buy the plant at a prlco to bo fixed by a group of .ippraiserse, if the Gocrt.:ni at does no i.aro to tul.'e title to lite land. T'i9 ownership of this Kra: proporiy is t.ot of sireat importnr.se. Whether it shall ultimately ho bousht by Vns i.tt and the State o.' whether tt tha'l be controlled by the n.itlotril Govermnf-nt , r by a prlvato corporation will bo settled .ucordlng to the b-i Judgment of all concurned. V hat we ate concerned v.lth ja-it now is tho con tinued use of this shipyard and ocean ter minal for tho benefit of tho natlo.i llrst and, Incidentally, for the benefit of thla city. It cannot bo abanuoned unles, thero Is a fatal dearth of men wltu vision, foie. sljht ana com ago. Wo oo not beiloio that these la anj such dt'arth The bare state ment of the world .shipping conditions Is sufficient to Justify tho bellf that thtie is commeir'.al genius enough at tho com mand of this rity to keep tl.o Hog Island plant and the otho. s'llpbulMlng plunts on the lielawate m opera ttor fu eat to roll!" Hole aie the liLare. U'het. t.io wai t'oga-i thtie vera CO.OOO.oou tons of ship ping. This has betii reduted lO.uOO.UUO tofts by tho submarlnus and bj other causes, leaving at proacnt 40,000,001; tons, of which about one half is lu such bad condition that it must koo:. so to tuo scrap heap. There aio, ther, iO.OuO.CCO tons of shlpplns which will not have to bo- replaced In tho near future. It is cstlmuted that t take earo of tho world's tommcice from 15,000,000 to 60,000,000 tons of shipping will bo needed within the nt'.t ten jtars. In order to pro. lde this amount it will b necessary to build lrom !i,000,000 to 4i,000,000 tons. TliU must bo produced In tho shipyards of tho world. Tho shipyards that build lit fastest will be thoso which will get tho business. A largo part of thin tonnago must bo bulk In America and a lar;o part of that built In America must he con tracted on tho Delawnro Hlcr. The busi ness is In nlifht. Tiu plants for bulldlnp the ship aro In running order, with the momentum acquired by the necessity of rushing war work. The man vho believes that wo aro truinpr to allow thl momentum to be checked and permit tho -l.lpyards of England, Prance, Germany and Japan to do what w aro equipped to do has lost faith In tl.o ability of his countrymen. We aro not such pessimist. The ships will bo built and many cf them will ho built on tho Delawaro. If they cannot sail tho seas under tho American flag they will be eold to citizens of other nations which Urow l.ow to keep their merchant flag on tho hish teas. But the war haa awakened tKIs peoplo to tho needs of a merchant marine. Our ship ping laws are so mistaken that If it had, not been for the war thero would havo been ycarcely au Vmerlcan ship on the ocean today and our wholo forolgn trade w ould havo boen carried In foreign bottoms. But wo havo a merchant lleot now, not big enough for our needs, but big enough t show us what wo can do when tho laws aie changed. As Mr. Knight says, we must cither topcal the I.a rollotto bci man'n law or wo must grant subsidies to ahlp owners. It may bo that wo must do bota. At any rate, wu must do whatever is necessary to enable our shipping men to compete with the shipping men of any other maritime nation. Thero can bo no doubt about this. But neither new shipping laws nor sub sidies will accomplish tho end unless our chief ports ure equipped with tho most approved facilities for loading and unload ing the vessels. Every hour saved in port means increased profit to the ship owners. Kvcry doilee for oxp'dltlng the shifting cf freight Horn tho railroads to tho ships and from the ships to the railroads reduces the time which a ship must remain In port. Uvery business man knows this. And every man familiar with tho Great Lakes knows that American ingenuity has devised tho most perfect machinery In the world for handling certain kinds of freight. Tlio eume Ingenuity will bo applied to handling ocean freights right here in Philadelphia, because this city is not going to lag behind in the procession. Tho oppottunlty Is calling and its live men havo hoard its oic3, and they aro pieparlng to respond. The future of Hog Island is secure, no matter whether it is ultimately owned by the American International Corporation, the Poderal Gocrnment'or by a corpora tion controlled by this city and this State. Homebody has defined Wo rlli t omldertnr Bolshevism as an url- tatlon for the free dom of the stlao. What could be mora natural, therefore than un outbreak of that new ntaltdy str.orif German soldleriT "GET A v'-t'f r '. C'lUPUOll BALLS 'lo the Tuwn of lidjliilni TTT.VJjLACIOI'P to,'n of Tiduhohu Whei e Swedlch matches eome from, fit all your Uo- thio'tgh which I oomb Tom me I jet no crumb from. rjNWOBTIIY town if Tidahomi, 'J My scratching I uin numb trom: Your matches that Just tizz and foam I'd like a rebate bum from. rpiIU tedious town of Tidaholm Tandstlckers all are bum from I'll buy tho matches made at home Wh'eh smokers aro less glurn from. 1-lven Vi.oube Saow, who roots for ihe road of arithraclto, will admit that the Chlmuy-rourmies-ki Capellc-tlulso road nor. takes th'yplao of h.inor as the guat-. eot highway in hlstorj. 'Hie X. S. M. s. M. Jjeur t-'ocratcs You will, I know, bo gratified to leatn that you hae beuu olecttii u member of the National Soelotj for tho Mitigation of Soldiers' MonumeiUHi Tlio society is less than t'n years old, but has a large, earnest and vlndictho mem bership, and even duiing tho present war has been ery active and succiseful. Owing to Its propaganda tew soldicts" monuments of tho well-known (Hoomy-Gus-leanlngon. a-rifle typo hae been perpetrated sitiie 1D10, and those brazenly erected hue yielded to certain persuaslvo measures on dark nights and uro now greatly amelio rated. You will bo interested in tho so ciety's annual report, chowlng tlio in genious wiy in which the fragments of mitigated monumints havo foinid their way through the windows of the commit teemen who connived at their erection. But there Is ptlll moio lmpottant woil, awaiting our society. The grat war Is drawing to a close. The United States has given thousands of Its finest young men to tho cause, and It la only right th.it their communities should commemorato their devotion. Our prominent cemcttiy do plgnera ato already at work and much of tho machinery has been built to turn out on a production basis tho appalling figures that misguided mayors will toon unblush lngly unell If not Intimidated. Think what every town park and village giecn In America will look like ten jeaife from now, with grand old Gloomy Gus In tin trousers at one end. supported by plied cannon balls, and Somber Fam ut the other. In a tasteful circle of alternate slx Inch shells and depth bombs! I can teel jour bhuddcr at i,ho picture. Permit mo, therefore, to break to ynu tho news that the president, of our society has, made jou a member of the new Committee on Abatement, which within a fow weeks is expected to have au agent in every btone-cuttlng jard and bronze foundty in the country. We shall shrink at nothing to littaln our noble aim. Our children's children must of course, he brought up to hate war, but thero is there must be a way to accomplish this other than by com pelling them to suffer the utioelties about to be attempted. You can holp to sae America from one of the worst consequences of tho world conflict and I am confidently counting on your co-operatioit. On receiving your ao. coptance I shall send you the society's in. structlons to neophytes, ono of our special ten-pound sledge hammers, a list of the fltoneyaidi and monuments tn your neigh) NEW CHAUFFEUR, I RESIGN!" i Ait- si-, csjlaJi sajs v , a. j-u"iJ. V - -''.'", v, : r--,L .. .-hv o. . ; v - . a. : i . "i 1 i'-'ti j - t Jr ' f -- borltood and an almanac showing the dial; of tho moon. Yours for tho right, !2L.imt pi.wynY uLiiNKjNfc'ur , b'ecietai. 'Hie l'roicrb I'uitinj If jour penknife is too keen jou cant sharpen your pencil with lr. And If your sense ot satire Is too cutting you'll blunt most of jour friendships. Suthetic Poem I am ihe kind of boob Who always asks , When ho sends a telegram, "That will get off right away, won't it.'" Our Industrial Function Dear HoeratcHl hao heard lecently that tho wheels of inllway cats aro now made of compressed paper. I write anx iouslj' to inquire if thetUltorial'pagea of newspapeis aro tnadj'for thla purpose,' for ilillug on a train from Wilmington tba other day it Feemcd In n- Uil wheels hummed tho tefraln, "tViayfnj JjRh, JZult her llreU, Ulcctrlo Chair, l.f'Ow lioom." I should be sorry to think that tho poems 1 limp contributed to your co man aro put to, such bau uses. DOVn 1)U1,CI1T, (Jiir Dear 11ui.c It is quite turn thit tue makers of car wheels have found In ti.e editorial pases of tho press Just tho com bination of tolldaiity and playful elasticity so desliable In a car wheel. Hut way re pine because our verses uro so used? They get a much wider circulation In that way thuti you could otherwise hop for. Moreoer, no have been ndvlsul that tho back numbers of the Chatting Dish aro only used to make wheels for Pullman slecpeis, as they hao a dull, monotonous and smoothing drono that is ny agreeablo to tho weary business man. Tho only question now, Dove, .s to find out. what you were doing nn a. sleeper from Wilmington. Hushiccs Men's, Lunch Wo hear a good deal about tho foresight and planning power of housewives, but how about the huniblu ofnechusband? Tuke us, for Instance. Kvcry Monday wo always scheme out our luncheon menus for tho whole week. This is tho wny they look: .Mond.iJ Hot mlnco plo with vanilla,, Ico cream on it. Coffee. 'I uesday x Vunlllu Ice cream wlthhol mlnco pie under it. Coffee. Wednesil ij . Cuffed with vanilla Ice eieam Iirii. Hot mlnco pie. 'lliurnday Vanilla ico crcum with coffee around It. Hot mlnco pie. Hot mince plo with cMiec neai it. Va nilla Ice cream, j Satunlaj Coffee with hot mlnco pie adjoining" It. Vanilla ice cream. Simula) t Indigestion. SOC1UTKS. Wo hupo to Iho lung enough lo see what the former Ucriuan Bmpernr looko lll.o In an old derby hut and a pulr of oeiallfl. Der Kaiser had a party once, Veie is dot barty now? The Dutch aro a thrifty people, and In war and In peace they havo always mani fested a great deal ot foresight. We assume, therefore, that th,ey have looked well to bur-glar-shirni yyatems. wlVjTii x L' f ? isXfcfiJgf-i i, .r.SStrF'7 Tj: -' v LET 'IHE I.EADrUa LLI) "MOW that tho Republicans arc assulel ' of u tnajorlty In the ntt Coiisrros, Jutt listed with tho yrae tusks of the fu tare, it Is time that tho leaders bc'st t consider n reform if the method o se lecthiK committee chalrmol. Custom, grown hoary by jtars of i -servance, places ut tho head of eery com. mlttoo the man who has sened longest en it as a member of the existing majorltj. Theio may bo better men on the coin mlttee, hut they aro passed by In favor of men who by good fortune have been able to preset vc their political lives and retain their teats. Under this tulo the important commit tees of the Houso havo been presided over in the present Congress by men out of isympathy with tho sentiment of tho na tion, other ehatges could bo mado against them, but this ono is sufficient. In the Senate the late Senator Stone, of MlssouiS, was chaliman of tho Committee on I'or elifti ltelattons in the period when a pro-" Ameticau rather than a paclllst afraa of tho German vote should have directed Its uoliberations. When affairs became acute" ho had sense enough to remain out of the committee room and permit others to look utter its business. Ti.e seniority rule, mitigated by the rule of common sense, should commend itself to both houses of Congress. There "hie men thero who haio served fo;- jcars and are also brilliant and able a.td deserve, the chalimanshlps. There are others whose only qualification lor a chairmanship is length of sen ice. The constructive wort: that must bo dono by the new Congress is of such transcendent Importance that the i tile of every successful business house should bo adopted and tho men lltted .iiVsn,.1 lead snouiu ue piaeea in tuo positions oi leadership. It cannot be xant of Vv ilhelni that he went 'lown und oJt. He went out und down. lie Ii. Still rulllmr . Tho Philadelphia man The Visual Vt h.i who was sentenced t n. year hi Jail foj stealing an automobile tire would probably have been tiding around In perfect safety if he had, as they rudely tny, anltehed the car Itself. ' ' Whin Do You Know? QUIZ 1. Which member uf the Orrmmi armWtlce tuui. tnlnKlnnrri. rnuta undrr the illnplrafture ot ( aptaln (oKhlau uf "W unil lintt' fume ut Jlunlln llo In 18!)Hf 'i. Mhut u the undent capital of l'oland," 3. Of ulnt ,rrnni Unciluui Ii llunurnlit (lit CroHii I'rlure 4. Who until Thiiiixli the mllln of Cod rrlnJ HloKly, )et they tirlml exit-edlnff fimtW't 5. What l the nirjnlnc uf the ord melange; (I. W hat In a fnarl1Ul'e,.1 , ., Whnt kind of m beard ! Unovwi ai nn lm. perUlr H. Mlmt l an euy war In illntlncnlili pUnetf from o-callrd lined tar'.' V, lion man' l'rMtnt vt thi Unltrii State died In olflre? 10. Why U it liMiix-rlte tomettines tallrd a VttL- mln".' ' imers to Saturdaj's Qntti JMatahul Tunnue. the funioui lTemli rmt under XaiuU XIV, lino a nstii Sedan. ll ten lilo of .senator-elect, fcenberrr nu llenrr Tord' nptionrnt In Mlrlilcan In the recent con. icrcufclonul elntlon. Zurich, wllh 21S.IHMI nopuliitlon, It the Uriett clt lu hwllifrlund. Toteen la Irleh uhltky from an Illicit kill). 0. miinoiar. . ued mostly In. Itaaala, at 'lea urnn ulth an Interior heat tube. C. l'ec Modlntton wu noted IrUli aetreei. If ,liit arm lllil,.n - 7. (loethe In "Mpruclie In l'reta" rfulj " nm U a ncro lo hl own ralet." H. Honolulu Irt loeated op thti Itlanil of Qaba ia the llaveailan srunp, 0, Queen Kllrabelh mi the Ut lujurralar at a. riftalu mi . l l 19, Fertr-fit,fAA u. w (k f r . , . . . V .e , A. .,vr rl'Vj8MMmiiuiJu ." fc ' , W '1 m A. if Vf Sf