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Sslurdsjr, Sffilcmticr SI, 1M : 3ft MAKING PATRIOTISM TAY KwERTAINLY thn honors In the natrlot- LfiJ eerlng class must go for the minute to iwi'tne geniuses, wasted in tho directing or- ff VI t. ,i, ,,,.... . ...i.i. .liies oi E'liimucipnui rusuiui.i.iis, wnu hiui- Kj idrew hamburg steak from their lnonn Jcards, withheld It for a day nnrt returned H jit to an exalted place in the lunch lists ns Jiv'tilberty Steak" at n 30 per cent Increase $ price. i5-V"V .rru- f.,11 nr.eetKt1Uta- rxf title ti-if i-111 nnf ''riave been realized until wo see goulash re- i- J-a i n.i- .u-. -i i.i t.. .. r Wopracy Stew and vended at a rate double Ltflii-"i"Ui. ...l.tU .... .... -... 1,.I M.. nn..e,nA i"fliUl Jiiv.ii tiny iiiciii fni nau int.' t-uui nu jAto charge for stew since stew first hap- r.lciicu iu a uiau.nJiu'u wuini. s?4 A- good many motor accidents might 1 wAAiolded on slinnerv streets if all ralnv duva rMsiut 'tvern ciRlpK.q. m - t& NEW WORLDS FOR OLD Sf ITTITII his characteristic keen feeling for BM historical values, the President urges pfttvthat the celebration of Columbus Hay be Fv?' . llnbn.l firltl, nenn nm.i.lnt. rr, ,, t fnul n , !., fl.( IT.,, l ,,V,L (UJiUlUI IllUllilbllll.UII ot Liberty Loan support. "X In the physical aspect a new world was discovered on October 12, 1492 A now ;.world In the spiritual scnte Is now on the K;f5fve of dlbcovery. That it will attain the KStfKrandeur pictured by some Idealists Is Bisvhardly to be expected by those who justly realize that mankind has ;i way of falling 'if Ghort of. Its dreams. af1" But that the wor,' "'b05,0 tla" will bo fe?ii'bctobcr 12, will bo as different from that lrt.;whlch Is passing away as San Salvador KV-Was from Genoa Is not to be disputed. ti'ii. Half thfi world was new in PnlninlniK. 1Kl of lUls now approaching tra-risforma- mloa- - gigf That old home week at St, Mlhlel has KJ.nrovcd a complete success. kS-1"- r M flUMORS OF THE NEW YORK CAM. mi. PAIGN jMwiiiu an cuuonai lueatiing lor the tj fieKiiuii oi i cumin oi lammany iiall Eft Who Is opposing Clovernor Whltinnn fnr Eetiie New York governorship, the Kcw York i.4i Times says: i',. The up-State Democrats have the on- itt .'portunlty to revive and restore and linnc W.lo victory the party of Samuel J. Tilden "tj-'und Grover Cleveland and Woodrow Wil- $ku.. The plea Is Ingenious, but much too nar- ' ibuuiu uiiiur Kieat statesmen Br, "" ..v 4.m. .j ,11,0 ii:iuil(,ru ill IWIUtU (K-jur part.- jino ui.stmguisneu l liarlle Jlur- yZiJh-" ' K tiuei mm uoss, xor instance; jjis, equally distinguished predecessor, Dick fyj.Croker, not to mention the once.belnvod f(5;ommoner amI stlSn ornaments as the no. KjgDle 1JI11 Sulzer nnd tho venerated Var M)Aiaaman and the impeccable Blcase. 5ft'And, oh, yes, we almost forgot the re- vdoubtable Chairman Frank AValh, of t to fi'Federal War Labor Hoard, Mho recently JJent his congratulations to Candidate AI anu cimeavuieu as mo greut champion or i.the laboring man to throw the weight of Kfcla Influence Into the partisan balance. RbUtbely unheedful of the celebrated an- Jf,'etfncement from Washington that "poli- tSHCS' is adjourned," which ought, if it Sioeant anything, to have precluded a nres. Bg?'iden'Ual appointee, in a position or such r.4tui:ii.oi.j Ui3 tills, muu IIIIIIIIIK Itt U1S (lar- jMsilsan preferences instead of leaping to the Jsfront Tlth a. baldly transparent clats : U'B.'mto't Sigl'hio New York campaign teems nue to Mieveiop many numors Derore iVovcmber. Apropos of the army-trousers graft, art teUong and pants are fleecing. MELANCHOLY DAYS INDEED FOR Mr GERMANY ,tiuin iuiik .iuciiieu summer campaign Egfe0. Germany fs over. It ended on July 18. . Since that tlmo armies unnress- gented during the end of March, all of and'Juno and part of July have been Relucting a certain enterprise of their n one m wnicn the force of their own ,tlon has been seriously felt. Utumn begins today. Its advent marks date on which Germanv hnrl lir.no. 1 in pretty nearly through with her sclf- xjea tasit. ana may deceive iter sub ij .on inany counts, but oven a Hun rchy cannot confute the calendar. A Ue .roster was set for Teuton victory, ae the arming of America placed a "oh the time reserve. Its drainage :la 3rrefutab)e, Just as is the folly of conquest, antes, uivjusauon reiuses ndlcap JUeU that way. Its supply a), months, even if need be, years, hauutible. ber 21 to Marshal Foch Is like other day one that brinies- the even- Jdumph, whenever it is to be, nearer. (Uy German who recalls the promise IBllecU the date should be pregnant 'iuggestions of a lost chance, Our fin., the day chiefly concerns the vaooui. it, Auiuma lor us is ,MW)iycaU or a . continuation of 'tf-J-dry, SQttkEZING THE JOBHOLDERS; THE MAYOR'S NOBLE STAND When He Tore Up Sheriff Rnnsley's Note Ho Should Have Ordered Every Office holder to Do Likewise WHEN Mayor Smith received Sheriff Ransloy's polite request for n "vol untary contribution" to the Vare city committee political fund he tore tho note into small pieces nnd threw It into his waste basket. After the report of what he had done was published in this newspaper, the Mnyor said he believed that tho men Rotting- hip salaries should pay political as sessments. Why should ho pay his? 1 If he icfuses, Boss Vare cannot remove his head with his trusty snickersnee. The Mayor is elected for n fixed term nnd will serve nnd draw his salary till the end of that term. He can afford to laup;h at such an attempted hold-up. But if the little man holdinrr an ap pointive office and drawinp: a small salary declines to contribute, out he rocs with out a doubt at tho first chance his su perior can "frame him" on the least pretext. When the Mayor said yesterday that he did not believe in'asscssinp; tho little man, he failed to pay it in a way to on cournRC them to stand on their rights under the law. What the Mayor might to have said is: "1 do not intend to make any coiilri lititinti. II is I'oiitr.iry to the t-plrlt of the law passed t" forbid the levying of pnlitlcal assessment on olllceholdeis. A 'voluntary contribution' paid under the compulsion of fear of dismissal it It is not made Is just as bad as a contri bution deliberately forced by an Impera tive demand." Rut, of course, the Mayor didn't. If he had said something like this and had followed it by a definite and explicit order to the employes of the city govern ment forbidding them to pay any money to the campaign committee on pain of dismissal ho would have earned the grati tude of every one of them and won the respect of the public. The Mayor has the power to give such an order. He knows as well as any one that Sheriff Ransloy's request for "vol untary" contributions is regarded by tho little men as an order to contribute, and that its phraseology is constructed to keep within the letter of the law. It is an open question, however, whether the courts would agree that tho request was not ' a definite violation of tho statute when the circumstances surrounding it are all considered. It is not too late for the Mayor to ijive such an order now. He could write a ringing message de nouncing the whole system of political assessments, if ho would. They arc based on the theory that government exists for the benefit of the officeholders and that the men in office must be banded together to keep their jobs by doing their utmost to keep in power the faction which ap pointed them. It is a direct attack upon the civil service reform theory that tho minor offices are to be held during good behavior by men qualified to do tho work men who are freed from the ne cessity of hanging on to the skirts of a ward leader in order to hold their jobs. He could clear tho atmosphere in City Hall by announcing that evey man fit for his job would be retained, provided he obeyed the law against political con tributions, and that every man who vio lated tho law by yielding to a demand for the payment of a percentage of his salary would be summarily discharged. If ho would announce, further, that he would demand of tho General Assembly next winter the passage of a law so broad and comprehensive that it would cover all forms of solicitation for politi cal funds from officeholders, he would free the little fellows in jobs from the haunt ing fear that dogs the footsteps of the best of them from the moment they re ceive their appointment by grace of a political leader a fear that they may offend the leader and be discharged with out warning. A ringing declaration of an intention to stand by the spirit of the present law is what is needed at this moment. And, by the way, with no campaign .to speak of on hand, what need or excuse is there for "sandbagging the boys" this year as usual ? Estimates call for $75, 000 to ?100,000. Where will this money go? Who is going to gel it? The Hun aches to have peace "consid ered." If you would like to linovv who nut the con in consideration ling up the Dolshe vikl. THAT POOR HOG ISLAND! ML'ST we ask women to build the ships, too? So one might suppose who lent a sensitlvo ear to the outgivings of Zdr. riez. Admiral Howies and some of tho gentlemen of the Senate who are despair ing over affairs at Hog Island. Yet the tlrpe hasn't arrived to abandon all hopo. So far every one talking about Hog lsla.id elackerism Is talking in emctlon. Officialdom has never yet learned to think logically and calmly of that stupen dous enterprise nnd Its stupendous dllll cultles. The current charges of slackerlsm and delay aro reminiscent of the earlier charges of waste and graft. Hog Island Is a big target, a sort of landmark In our war effort. Critics flock to it like hungry pigeons to a cote. If there is a serious shortage In the output of tonnage from Hog Island It will not be due to slackers alone. It will be due to the management tha; permitted the slackers to hinder their program. The Chief offenders appear to be prlzo-flfahtcrs, baseball players and actors who have turned to the ship Industry. It will amaze some people to loam that thjro were over enough '.ri-.-fightt.rs, baseball players nnd actors In this community to seriously hin der the operation of a machine as big r.s that ut iZpg Island. when all the verbaj. smoke bombs"have been fired, when the Senato Is permitted" lo case. Us mind, when a few more Con gressmen have had an opportunity to en shrlno their bcst-lovod platitudes once ngaln In tho Congressional ltccord with flamboyant abuse of tho rhlladelphla shipyard, wo shall, doubtless, begin to per reive what should bo already apparent as tho major illtllculty. Tho work of organ izing man-power at Hog Island was, In a way, not less difficult than the task of as sembling tho materials. For ourselves we prefer to believe that nine-tenths of the workers at Hog Island are doing their best. The management doubtless has Tallen Into errors In tho feverish effort to get men nnd more men. It has hired the wrong sort In many In stances. Now It Is the duty of the mam agement to clean up since tiny ono with any expcrlcncoknnws that one loafer Is adequate to disorganize a considerable working force. The gtrnis of Infill A Hs.v'k Tro-trem enza ltnvo been Iso lated at the l'hlpps Inrtltute and bottled up to be made safe for democracy. One cannot but w cinder whether the l'hlpps specialists were Inspired by the success with which the germs of llerllnnu iiiz!i are being Isolated these days and vrc parcd for extinction. ' Ken though the Ger man Crown Trlnee has been unable to flop; lulnml MlKht IUe lllm win a battle, It Is nevertheless undeniable that lie seems pretty thoroughly accomplished In the arts of sol diering. After all. one cannot Inilenlnlile Illume the restaurants fnr goticing patrons who are willing to pay three Utiles for each meal twice to the management and once to the waller. Good morning! Have .-- .i .i.- ,. I- r iiiiTr Ji'U tiiii iii.i in,- v,n - man peace offer? lllndeiiburg declares that "there must ho no let-up hi war during peace moves." Funny, but that's Just the way we feel about It ourselves The announcement that American opti cians will restrict the varieties of eyeglasses and endeavor to conserve much of the gold heretofore yscd in rims suggests that the monoeled Kngli'-liiiian may have been a sort of prophetic conservationist. "Chafes at safe job iu Paris," declares a patriotic hradllne. Here at home, however, the scot-free chaps who got away with a swag of Liberty Honda and money at Elev enth and Itace streets don't seem to be worrying about their work at all. "So long as the Entente's standpoint lemalns unchanged," says the Herlm Tage blatt, "there is mi possibility of bridging the chasm between the two sides." This Is sound reasoning. AVe are contemplating no bridges, but the blasting away of tho entire Hun side of the abjss separating a mad from a sane world. INDIRECT LIGHTING AMONG other Hlndenburg lines might .be mentioned those of care on Illndy's brow. Haic Still in Command The general election that may take place in England does not refer to tho election of a new general. Hut how Germany wishes it did! To Clemcnrcau (Premier ('Ipiuenceau is known in France as "the Tiger.") Tiger, Tiger, burning bright, France's pride r.nd Iter delight I'nforgot jour words shull be: On tu stainless victory! Lo, that message shall not die: All our hearts give red reply! As the wires your words repeat See, the enemy's cold feet! When the bodies threw down their spears And augment the Ithine with tears, Then the true peace we shall sec Did ho who marie Caillaux mako thee? Vienna speaks of the "apparent rejec tion" of the Austrian peace feeler. Evi dently hunger dims the eyesight. Synthetic Poems Revery I always lntendedobe A stern, silent man With a level, piercing gaze A man before whom Even the bartender would quail. Hut somehow I am a little late In getting started. My Shortest Poem Did you ever see A bartender Quail? Certainty How is it that human beings Are so certain of everything? Every man will tell you, fiercely. That he has bought far more lunches Than have been bought for him. And yet, mathematically, That cannot be so. Warning I have said it before: I shall say it again: Look out for the theories. For the facts Can take care 'of themselves. Confession Whenever meet a handsomo man I have an irresistible impulse To look at the nearest mirror. The most satisfying form of art Is contrast. Uneasiness Sometimes when I ant writing poetry I have an Uncomfortable feeling That I am about to be Interrupted by A flash or prose. Pessimism 1 always ask At least three trainmen If this isthe right train for where I am going. , Even then, T t.nvl.. l.Allna Clinm f A 1 liaiujy, uuiviv mivhi. i 'SOCRATES. n AFTER-THE-WAR EUROPE liy Clinton IV. Gilbert Staff Correspondent at Washington o t7io . livening Public Ledger ' AN ARMY ofMccr ot ono of the Allied Powers stationed at Washington gives a novel Idea of how big will bo the task of international organization after the war. "You Americans talk cheerfully of bringing back your army after the war Is over. You won't get all your army back, or rather you won't get a considerable part of It back when pcaco Is made. For ten years a big International army will have, to be letnincd in Europe to keep pence aiid restore order. You can't stop a thing like this overnight, nnd go back Instantly to tho ways ot pence." What he said was evidently a common place among the military men of Europe. He said It wllh perfect confldcnoo nnd seemed astonished that the fact was not realized In this country. After Germany had hern henlcn he thonpht it would not do to assiniw that she teas nt onec to he trusted as n civilized memher of the. r.o eletii of nations, rrancc irould have to he on her iiuard nimlnst her nelphhor. Hut more than this, tho International policing of Russia had already been under taken, for that In effect Is whnt Interven tion has worked out to be. Russia cannot be abandoned to Its own devices the In stant war is over. It will be an Interna tional task lo testoro order there, to re build the. country, to recieate Industry and to give the whole structure thus erected stability. Russia Is the granary of Kuropo. Eu rope has been slarv'iig loo 'on ; to watch Russia's wheat Holds neglected, while the Slavs are slowly working out their own salvation as a self-governing people. Tur key and Rumania will not be In better condition to be left alone than Is Russia. AVhat will happen in Austria when -the Allies cut loose her Slavic regions and erect them Into separate States no ono knows. Revolution Is conceivable thcro and Europe may have another Russia on Its bauds In the dual empire. AT ANY rate, when the war is over .Europe will not bo the old Enroll". An immense task of reconstruction physical, moral, industrial, political re mains to be performed. And nn Interna tional organization with an inU-rnatltmal police force will have to be created In order to effect It. This international organization may not be Mr. Wilson's League of Nations. It may be just a temporary league, spelled with a small letter, for tho reconstruction ot Europe. Hut a league it will have to be, nnd it will probably bo tho continuation of the league which It is proposed to effect now and which is" called the Interallied executive for tho control of the materials of war. As has been Indicated In this correspon dence, such an executive control cannot be limited In scope In the way In which It was proposed to limit It when the creation of it was first suggested by the Allied Powers. You cannot separate war from after-war. The problem of getting British ships to carry our troops during the war, to take an Illustration from a situation that is engaging the best diplomatic efforts of this country and England, is a problem of supplying the Hrltlsh with ships after the war, or nt least of safeguarding her foreign trade for some years after peace is marie. AVe demand ships to win the war next year, and Britain In return de mands assurances for the future. The point the Germans have made re cently, that If the Allies did not look out' there would be only one great Power when the war was ended, and that would be the United States, has not escaped the atten tion of the Allies. England wants to know where it is going to stand after the war lo'ore committing herself to further sac r.l ces of shipping, and in our turn we v.-pnt to know wherj w aro giing lo. stand In the peace conference if we commit our selves now to after-the-war assurances to the Allies. miiE -- con HERE cannot be interallied unity of Interallied unity of command over ma terials after the wr, and tbuc cannot be interallied uni'j of command over either tn.'s there Is interallied .imt.v of com mand over diplomacy now nnd after tho war. This country has control of the ma terials In a broad sense. It has a certain liberty of action with regard to them. As that liberty of action is vastly Important to it, for example, in the coming poaco council, it Is materially Jealous of its pos session. The Allies retain n certain liberty of action with regard to war alms and peace council diplomacy. They, too, are jealous of It. It is important to their future. The liberty of action of both Is limited by the necessity of winning the war and by the necessity for the Allies to retain tho good will of this country, t)ie great reservoir of wealth and power for the future reconstruction of Europe. A restricted interallied "organization seems Impossible, for you cannot pull all these straws of future and present of re sources and diplomacy apart. A full or ganization Is one of the most difficult tasks ever attempted iu human history. The force that is working for a prac ticable organization is the desire to win the war next year. This country Is making the most ot that desire, its high military olticcra taking every opportunity to as sure tho people of Europe that It will sup ply the army to win the war in 1919 If the ships are available. Hut Interallied unity lags because It is too big a thing to be improvised in a hurry, i took months and a catastrophe to effect Interallied mili tary unity, and this is many times as vast and as. difficult to effect as military unity. Yet It is Just as Important to the prompt winning of the war. It Is reported that some ,pollus are now extremely loath to Leave TaUln-r and Tulilnr Leavlnja take their tenfday leaves "for fear of missing something at the front." Nevertheless, these zealous "permls sionalrcs" will have the satisfaction of knowing that their foes during the .same Interval will mtsa much more guns, men, positions, morale, miles, towns and victories heading the loss list. Although the full fruits of American aviation may be yet delayed, there is already no doubt about our possession of the Cylng core. . . . core. J. .ji-. 1.. 1 ' 5 iS-fi.'jSSsajfer' nt 1 a laoaVu i! U Rr"' " ' li IE .-? Iff WHAT A CONGRESSMAN SEES Seinitvcekly Letter Touching on the Washington Doings of Personalities Familiar to Philadelphiais By J. Hampton Moore Washington, P. C, Sept. 21. BEFORE he became so well known as provost marshal general and, head of the draft system ot the VJnited States, Enoch II. Crowder had the distinction, like the soldier of the Union, of proving him self "a bigger man than old Grant." Crow der was Judge advocate general, and oc cupied n dingy little office nil by himself In the old State. War and Navy Building, when In June, 1911, he was called upon by tho then Secretary of War, Mr. Gar rison, of Now Jersey, to pass upon the le gality ot an application by the Susque hanna Power- Company for the approval of its plans for a power dam across the Susquehanna niver near Conovvingo, Md. Tho question was whether the proposed dam came under the Jurisdiction of the State of Maryland or of tho United States. The then Judge advocate general looked up the law and the facts and ran plumb up against an executive order of former Secretary ot War Taft, afterward Presi dent ot tho United States, by which it was decreed that the Susquehanna, was a non navigable stream above the Maryland line. There was an ngltatlon on nt that time for the opening up of tho Susquehanna, which courses through three States and Is one of the most picturesque nnd historic rivers of the country, and Crowder found little difficulty in coming to a conclusion. He wrote an opinion for Secretary Gar rison In which he'held In substance that the Susquehanna was not only navigable up to tho Pennsylvania line but came generally under the Federal Juiisdiction. This opinion reversing "old Taft" was sustained by the Secretary of AA'ar, slnco which time the Susquehanna has been restored to Its navigable status, except at McCall's Ferry, where the dam crosses the river. DESPITE the war the congressional elections are giving concern to the 'leaders. It Is evident that the nite House is Interested and fears that a Republican control of the House will be disastrous. This Is shown by the Tumulty letters and by speeches thus far mado by leading Dcmocruts, Including Scott Ferris, of Okla homa, chairman of the Democratic con gressional' committee. The Republicans, however, are pressing forward their claims to recognition for war services. Their leaders Insist that the Republicans can be relied upon to prosecute the war with creator vigoi than has yet been shown by the Democrats In Congress and out of it. They have reorganized the Repub lican congressional campaign committee and have placed at itsTiead Dr. S. D. Fess, ot Ohio, r. thoroughgoing Republican, who, while not heretofore classed as a politician, has already shown a lively interest In the organization of the campaign. Doctor Hess Is an educator and student. having until recently been the president ofAntIoch College, but ho Is a keen de-, hater and much In demand as an expounder of party principles. He is well known in Philadelphia nmong the educators and frequently visited our city In pre-war times to make addresses. The New Jersey Society of Pennsylvania will recall .his ad dress on the American Constitution as one oMhe best ever delivered before that body, When he oppeared, before he Five, o'clock .I.CIubatiOne.oUU pre,-wax cUnners the do mEKmLmt cnAMCYiSirS KikirZA vitiu i a mi vi wminvi i j tor, being serious-minded, dltl not feel that he bad mado so great a hit. He has a good war record, with sons In the service, and this adds to his serious turn of mind a dogged determination to win. Like other Republicans In Washington, he feels that a Republican House would not only help tho President to facilitate his war programs, but that It would tend to put a cheek upon waste and extravagance. "POSTMASTER JOHN A. THORNTON -"- comes to the Capitol occasionally, as most of the big postmasters are required to do (n these pressing times, 'and, a& all good postmasters do, he avoids the dis cussion of politics In any form. He might havo furnished some very Interesting In formation about the Palmer-McCormlck-Bonnlwell Imbroglio, but was careful to refialn. " Neither did lie get, in in timo to hear the fierce discussion over his chief, tho Postmaster General, as tho alleged "arch politician" of the Administration. It probably would have done him no good to hear what was said on that line. The Philadelphia postmaster is up against a good many practical problems. The elimination of the pneumatic tubes is one ot them, and It Is presumed that what Is left of the tube service In the Philadelphia postoffico will soon bo re moved to save valuable spnee. Other prob lems Include the Government oversight of the telegraph and telephone systems. Rig city postmasters will have much of the organization of tho new management thrust upon them. Speaking of pneumatic tubes. It may be of Interest to Phlladelphlans to know that the "'ost Office and Post Roads Com mittee, which Is strongly Burleson, is likely to give consideration. It it haH not already done so, to an enlarged Government owned tube service. It is Bald that plans for the induction of tubes of sufficient di ameter to enable a man to stand upright In them are being considered for the city of New York, nnd may be attempted else where. London has such a tube, and it Is believed to be In the mind of the Postmas ter General to Introduce them here. They are to be of sufficient size to carry all classes of mall matter. Including those which the old pneumatic tubes could not accommodate. Meanwhile, tlio department Is adding to the congestion In all the largo cities by an increase In the motortruck' service. WAR subordinates many worthy move ments of public-spirited men and women and makes more dlltlcult the hu manitarian work they do. A visit from Dr, Franklin Brady nnd A. C. Harmer Virdln, both of Philadelphia, seeking AA'a&hlngton old for the-300,000 fund-rals. lug campaign of the new Roosevelt Hos pital, illustrates this point. These gentle men found Washington a veritable beehive, with everybody busy and few able to make the trip to Philadelphia to Join in the good work they are doing. Atten tion might also be called to the very impor tant work of the Philadelphia section of the Council of Jewish Women, of which Mjrs. Evelyn A. Murgolls is president. These ladles represent about 1200 members who are seeking Federal aid for the educa tion and Americanization of non-English I speaking people. Perhaps no clylo work iK- A., fiUSi . v iFTTmP: niM "vJM M I -r Jr .11V. f TY that of making good and loyal citizens of such persons as still remain In this coun try, who may 'not bo familiar with its institutions and its laws. In lxith cases, that of the Roosevelt Hospltul and that of the Council of Jewish Women, what is being done Is among those whose sufferings are often over looked in the humanitarian scheme. SEVERAL members of the House were disputing about Nlcanor, an ancient warrlcr who wanted to die "In harness." "Who was Nlcanor?" said ono of the mem bers. "He was one ot Homer's heroes." said another,- "You're nil wrong," said Congressman Edmonds, of the Fourth Pennsylvania district; "there were eighteen Nicanors and they were all Greeks." "Leave it to Edmonds," said the group, "and let him report." Since then and the conversation took place several weeks ago the Parkfront" Congressman has been looking up the authorities. Here is the result: "Nlcanor wtis a Syrian general who was defeated by Judas Maccabeus. "Ypu can find out all about him in the seventh chapter, first Bool: of Maccabees." "There Is no Book of Macabees," said one of the group, "here's the Bible, see it I'm not right." "Of course, it lq not In that Bible," said Edmonds, "I found it In a Bible one hun dred years old. The Good Book has been changed since then." And then, when the group said some thing tantalizing nbout "Greek heroes," Edmonds suggested that "if people would study the Bible they would know more about It." NATHAN T. FOLAVELL, of tho Manu facturers' Club, nnd Arthur H. Lea, wlio has been summering In the AVhlte Mountains, are nmonrr the Phlladelnhiana who are Inclined to, take exception to the statement of the chairman of the Ways and Means Committee that the new rev enue bill was not being objected to by ,1.- I...tn ... ...!.! C T.-aT.a11 Ann Vtfj? lilt .uumim-eio ivuuii, . luinuii u-jo.-. I T ' not like the way the excess profits pro--vision has been written and thinks it will have a serious effect upon the wool trade In particular. Mr. Lea Is even more out spoken. Ho contends that the Democratic party has utterly forgotten its so-called principles of economy and Insists there should be an audit of expenditures, mK Lea thinks our present war expenses are exceeding those of nny other country. What Do You Know? QUIZ 1, Wl.o la the new American Ambassador to Great Britain? 3. What nlnnet I ulnHed br luminous rims of caseou-c matter? 3. W hat coin Is colloquial!- termed a" "bob" br " tin- Kntllth? I. AVIiat Is an cearpment? H. What kind of R boat Is a raluue? fl. Why l n cabman rnlled a "Jehu"? 7, What are Incunabula? 8. Who mid "Brevity Is the until of wit"? 0. 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