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THE GUMPS Home Begins to Look Good to Andy
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KD1 HASYRIEO eVERVYM.rVG,
Vc TEASE A FISH
I THAT l-AKC . ALL
Hfc SAT N. A feOAT YMlTH 3 POLES
OOYC'COUNY ' EtA LETTING YNfr
BREfe2.E5 BLOVN HlKARouNb
AND NOYENEM A
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PETEYHe Should Have
The Fraternity Breakfast
Mtphlsan Oarsoyle.
The Cook Is that rounder van
Dlbbs up yet?
Tho Butler He Is. I carried him
up myself .at 3 o'clock this morn
Ins;. .
When the Worm Turned
Sydnry Bulletin.
why aren't you
reason, my good
"young fellow.
In khaki?"
"For the same
woman, that you are not In a beauty
show a matter of sheer, absolute,
I?!4- nhvelnnl iinfltnpas.,r
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Justifying Heredity
M-
Carlooni Mamln.
."Ah sees yo' son has been men-
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IV J of them night rams, -
w2 "Va 4hnr Vinv nhft ink.H nfth hlH
le man."
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Life in a Society Journal
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FUN FOR
our of
DAV LoNt,
NlfcBU
Read That Book, "The Habits of Hornets"
The Child Philosopher
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Harvard Lampoon.
Behold the cheery centipede ;
Of boots and shoes It has no need.
With bllthsome heart It onward
gort
It's hard to stub Ave hundred toes.
A Different Matter
Ptarapn's Weekly.
Inquisitive Old Lady You
shouldn't swear like that, my man ;
you should 'have the patience of Job.
Driver That's all right, but Job
never had his nose between two
cogwheels.
A Naity One for Pa
Teareon'i Weekly,
Mr, Meeklns Every time baby
looks Into my face he, smiles. How
Intelligent!
Hla Young Wife (slyly) Well, It
may not be exactly polite, but It
shows he has a sense of humor.
TfcU Joke la lmajf but SM-wMi,
YOUNG AND
HE AT .UP HALF THE NCtaNr NlYH
A' LANYERINJ THINKING HE- rA(,HY
SPEAR ONE OR CATCH ITINANET
TMERfc'S MorA.YH.NCr
ALIVE N THE LAKE
; l .iwt ir ne. u dccn neKfc nfc.D AT LEAST- l
f Jk!3 Wite PULL Eb UP A WATCH - THIS IS NO PlSHWd S
?njOWeNYNAL rAOST .lW4?Pil " TS P0N& THIS IS A Fife AND
WAEaRENUtHl5RE Vt&r$S?J ' IlfSteWzMMfo 1 YEN CENT SYOR.E - IF I t
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Judgment
, .Sydney Dulletln.
Mine Cap'n One av 'ee said 'o
ded, and the other av 'o said 'o
dedden, so between the two av ee,
where are 'ee?
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Fearson'a Weekly.
Maria Ain't that a lovely critter,
John?
John Yes, but then he's drcffully
freckled, ain't he?
Dropped Him in Again
Pearaon'a Weekly,
"You have saved my life," said
the old man. "As a reward you must
marry my daughter here."
The Hero (glancing at the daugh-
te(f) Then In you go ,agaln. old
man.
Animsl-Queue-Lae ?
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-The Bketeb.
"Outside a shop near the Elephant
- bjmI'C0' Off WM.-'lkli
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Very Freckled
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'Small
OLD TO REMIND ONE
(T1IIS TAOE IS rCIXY PROTECTED BY COPTRIOnT)
Hfc EVN PUY ASET LIN&OUY WMTH 4? HooKS
AND AplFFERfcNY BAIY ONtVErV.Y HOOK, ANbAU
M cAucchV vS A COAL SCUTYLE AND SOrAt
K'TCNEN OTEMSIL'b
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THE POWERFUL KATRINKA GOT HER ARM
THROUGH TO WORK THE GATE LATCH
Sing a Song of Toilettes
Mlchlian Oarvoyle,
Lip stick, puff and rouge.
This lad who totes a ladder seeks
I His partni
-vh ItMcmi to.
his partner to torment.
tetmi to .si na tKiur. ;.!
WEDGED TIGHT
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SCHOOL DAYS
Jttl you Jrtt d. . K jj, .fj 4n4ea Yt, Soihrr V
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juj 1 "tTi Theft. MV' av vtK vy bmth
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a We ,n U . itBIMb Vnv dotr yew g our
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THAT LIFE
Copyrleht. 1018. by The Tribune
HO HUM'. IVa sick op this stuff
.'VE &ONN5D A THOUSAND tAL
AROUND THIS LAKE - ! WHIPPY
O.UY THAT LINE AT LEAST A NUUiON
TlfAES. IF-AAAVt WOULD OUT
THAT MUCH ENERGV IN HIS
Business -
WISH
IN THAT OPENING YOU REACH
- : - By FONTAINE FOX
By DW1G
IS NOT ALL SHADOW
By SIDNEY SMITH
Co.
he'd make Rockefeller
uus t.i(N.cr (s iKmr"
By C. A. VOIGHT
Shop-Gazing
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Workman (to lady who Is Intent
on the window and unawnro that her
'pram' has run away) Say, missus,
d'ye want these kiddles any more?
'Cos we're Just going to fill the
hole up.
She Needed Thejn
Pearaon'a Weekly.
Aunt All this talk of the lncl
lllty of man toward woman Is rub
bish This morning In the tram three
men offered me their seats. .
N'lece Did ou take them, auntie?
tw$ AK$r7
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SOB STUFF
, By DEMOSTHENES McGINNIS
A Delicate Shade of Blue
CHAPTER V
Wherein Robert Has Completed Shaving
We left Robert shaving.
Well, he's shaved all rieht.
Every time he looked at the
to do at the wa.'hstnnd. His face
shone; his nails were beautifully
patiently. Robert at last stood
"If this wero a running stream
would jump into it," he lied to
tion. I think I'll buy a shower
do but pull a string or push a button."
Suddenly his face lit up
"I
my toes with
knees."
the tips of my Angers ten times without bending my
Throwing his hands aloft he smashed tho gas mantle.
With jaundiced eyes he surveyed the ruins; then got down on
his knees and gathered up the fragments.
There were not many husbands, he thought, who would risk get
ting housemaid'3 knee in such a cause. (Robert knows all about house
maid's knee. It is some times called Solitaire All Fours. It is played
by a single person, usually of the feminine gender, one deck at a'
time on any floor of the house. The attic is high, the cellar is low,'
the knave who pays her salary is the Jack, and the game the majority
of spots left untouched. After cutting and dealing there is acute in-v
flammation of the sac above the knee pan and tho Jack aforesaid pays'
the hospital bill.) Most men, Robert felt, would have left the mantl
to be ground under their heels into tho rug: and yet it was dollars
to doughnuts that his wife, instead of appreciating his thoughtful-j
hess, would find fault with him for breaking the mantle In the first3
place. He carefully-deposited the remnants orithe wlndowsill from
which they were promptly blown
'a.!'1 i!ar1 T?o,.f "I .of 'aw 11a
that's cnoucrh."
Tharouehlv rlimrruntlMl ha InoVerl nrmrnd for KOmefhlno" in tiaiui
his grouch on. He found it in a
abovo the bathtub. "Ululng!" he
ineuy is nis wiie s younger sister;, nerc is u nouse equipped ytnn
a laundry and a laundress' (Heaven knows I'm not stingy)) andUah
has to come to the bathroom to wash her handkerchiefs .arid foaty
aooaaacuesi"
nflvT a a a!
The Young Lady Across the W7
The younK lady ncross the way
says she hears n great denl About
the French 75s, and It seems strange
that a nation that has been through
as much as France has can pay such
a high rate of Interest when we pay,
only 4U
Every Man to His Trade
The Bystander.
Fen-Id Allotmenteer I Intended,,
to have something growing on,
every Inch of It.
Barber Then you'd better try our
celebrated Grow-quick Lotion, sir.
Thought It a Horn
Lonfion Tlt-Blts.
Beadle (to old gentleman In the
church adjusting his oar trumpet)
Yo mauna play that here; if ye
dae one toot an' yer oot !
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bathtub he found something more
was smooth as a babe's; his teeth
manicured; but tho bathtub waited
and looked at it with an evil eye.
or a lake or an ocean how gladly I
himself; "but this is an abomina
bath; then I won t have a thing to
need exercise," he said. "I'll touch
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