Evening public ledger. (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, August 24, 1918, Final, Image 19

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'EVENING PUBLIC LEDGER-PHiLAJjELPHIA, gATOBDAY, AUGUST 24, 1918
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THE GUMPS Andy Grows Patriotic
Copyright, 1018, by The Tribune Co.
By SIDNEY SMITH
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TO READ WONW THOSE AMERICAN
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TOKMOVW WHAT THEY HAE- DOME
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OVJER HERE THOUGH, WE CAUT FIsNY
CAN HElAUoYBV DOINr AU-VAJE
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SACRIFICE- OF OUR. SOLDIER'S,
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SPEEOIL THE- SOLDIER. NVOY
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The young lady across the way
says the real humorist dpes not rely
upon mere plnya on wordB and, In
fact, pungency la the lowest form of
humor.
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THE BELGIAN HARE
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Ti? TERRWLE-TEMPERBn MR. HANG IS SHOOTING A LITTLE BETTER GAME OF GOLF THESE
DAYS ' -:- -:- BU FONTAINE FOX
London Opinion.
(Count Hertllng has announced that Germany docs not propose to
keep lielglum. but only to use It as a pawn In pcaco negotiations.)
Gamekeeper null What are you doing with that hare?
tVlIhelm the Poacher Nothing. I only shot It to offer you as a
bribe In case you caught me.
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rUU THE SECOND NINE
HAD AUM05T DEEN COMPLETED.
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Not Soon Enough
Tramp I have a sick
wife;
t?r"5 could you help me out?"
j. Householder I can give you a
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Tramp Too late! She'll be
I ii V able to go to work herself by then.
-Answers.
IkJ Cut Out the plctur on ail four
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" oiiplted.tui-n over and you'll Had
Charge Breakages
Hotel Walter Come, sir, ' you
really must go oft to bed, Btr,
(Yawns) Why, the dawn's a-break-
lng, sir. '
late Reveler Let It break and
put It down In the bill, walterl
The Obedient Hen
Father Joe, why do you sup
pose that old hen persists in lay
ing In the coal yard?
Joe Why, father, I think she
has seen the notice, "Now Is the
time to lay In your coal." Lon
don Opinion. ,
Wants to Make Sure of Going to Heaven
"So your husband has started
going to church?"
"Yes. Ho says ho wants to
mako sure that ho won't have to
associate with Germans either
here or In the hereafter." Detroit
Free Press.
OLD FRIEND REVAMPED
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Cartoons Magazine.
Plumber (to girl who has taken up plumbing to release a man for
the front) Well, what cha forgott en?
Girl (proudly) Not one thing.
Plumber You ain't? Well, by cricket, I ain't surprised. I told the
boss a woman couldn't never make good at this business.
The Limit in Collars
Tho Knut It's simply absurd!
What's the use of showing mo
low-cut collars liko these? Do
you mean to say you keep noth
ing taller?
Shop Girl I'm sorry, but our
next size Is cuffs. Cassell's Satur
day Journal.
What He Wanted
Countryman (to furniture deal
er) I want to git a bed an' a mat
tress. Dealer Yes, sir; spring bed and
spring mattress, Bir?
Countrymen No, I want the
kind that can be used all tho year
round. Pearson's Weekly.
HE'LL SOON FIND OUT
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drtoons Magazine.
Absent-minded Bomber Now let me see what was It I intended
to do?
WHAT BOTH THOUGHT
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"Mercy, what a silly looking thing."
Cartoons Magazine.
Its Principal Use
"Oh, Willie. Willie!" cried the
teacher to a hopelessly dull pupil.
"Whatever do you think your
head is for?"
Willie (who evidently thought
this another of the troublebomo
questions that teachers were al
ways asking, pondered it deeply):
"Please, miss," he replied at last,
"to keep my collar on." Pear
son's Weekly.
Not to Be Tempted
Benevolent Lady Now you've
had your dinner, I want you to
chop some wood for me.
Tatters 'I'm afraid, lady.
Lady Afraid of work? Oh, but
that won't do.
Tatters No, lady, but I'm a
kleptomaniac, an' I'm afraid I'd
steal the chopper. It's really not
safe to trust me. Pearson's
Weekly.
PETEY One Can't Make Hay While the Sun Shines on Farmerette Costumes
By C. A. VOIGHT
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