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Member of the Associated Prrjs TUB ASSOCIATED PRESS In rxclu- lively entitled to the use for lepuhJleatlon , of oil news dispatches credited to It or not otherwise credited In this paper, and also the local news published therein. All rights of republication of ipeclal dis patches herein are aUo teseried - -' rhltadelphls, Tud, uit t. 1911 . ' "WONDERFUL!" T"OUBTLESS there were many slenlfl---' cant things that President 'Wilson might have said jesterday when he ap peared at Hop Island for the launching ot the first ship of the American miracle fleet. There Is a new and dramatic suggestion In the faet that Mr Wilson's formal ut terance was limited to one word "Wonder full" said he. and he probahlv w-as think tngr not only of the. ship and the ship yard and the great crowd, but also of the unity of national will and purpose which the occasion made manifest This Is the first time since the war began when the President Ins appeared officially at a function of great mtlonal Importance without making an address of any sort. In Germany thev would have read with Interest anv expression of opinion offered at such a time bv the man who Is looked upon as the leader of opinion and policy among the Allies But It Is likely that the absence of any such expression, the attendant Implication that the last word has been said and the last bid made to the Imagined reason of Germany, will seem more ominous in Berlin than any threat or promise The President's silence was unepected But It was. In Its way, eloquent enough "Ferdinand of Bulgaria 'is after peace." i declares a. dispatch, which adds that he Is "en route for Vienna and Berlin" Evidently the king lias an excellent "hunch" as to where the first submissive request for that long-desired state of affairs will be made. P. R. T. WAGE INCREASE pETTERMENT of both public service - and public servants Is assured by the increased wage scale which the Rapid Transit Company has flved for its em ployes. Unquestionably, under present con ditions of living, the conductors and motor men deserved higher pay Unquestionably 13 'the need for Improved transportation In a !- . .city that Is a giant dynamo of war work was imperative. That the new scale will prevent experienced trolley men from drifting to other lines of activity and. as a practical earnest of good will, will Insure a higher efficiency of service Is scarcely to be disputed Best of all, the raise, which is from five ' to nine cents an hour, is voluntary. The danger of making it contingent on an in crease of fares seems to have been realized The two Issues should he kept apart. Add ing to the complexities of increased fares will not benefit either the transit company or It patrons. The findings of the Public Service Commission, the clarification of the relationship between the holding and the subsidiary companies warrant careful con sideration in determining fare increases. In regard to Its employes, the Rapid Transit Company has done Its duty. Tangled though It still is, the fare prob- 'lem can now be handled with far more directness and sincerity. May the new German retirement from the region of Albert presage a still further retreat on the hoped-for day when the gal lant king of that name comes back to his own. THE SUBWAYFARERS "VTEW YORKERS, after a few wild days of unexampled confusion and dismay and outcries for the riot squads, are at .'lit able to find their way about their "odd little Island In the new subways The outside world has been watching them with awed interest and reading in the head lines of a happy and a gradual return to the order which disappeared In black chaos when the Manhattanese were turned mo mentarily from the familiar routine. Borne new subway connections upset the balance of Innumerable thousands Hundreds were lost. Men and women without number, whose Judgments count heavily In art, literature, war and politics and the drama, were rescued In the tubes or found astray and hopeless in the wrong places and guided by the police to the bosoms of their families a mile or two away. There Is an accent of Jubilation and of hallelujah In the news headlines with which the newspapers In New York assure the populace that the crisis is o'er. How shall this news be kept from Kokomo and Waukesha and all that defer ential hinterland which Is accustomed to look to the Manhattan for guidance In Ji very affair of the mind or the spirit? i New York, after days of terror that foi- jLtwaou luc augiucBv uiiiuroance in us la- t K miliar orbit, Js at last able to find Its way .VJ fewne to dinner! f It' is the pleasure of the city man to ' -. ' sliev6 himself at the top of the world & tS) lOOk down UDOn the rul nf mankind - !?, ' with a touch of pity. And yet his tenden- .. .1S' ( en occasions that require dlscrlmlna- "; ' tton almost Invariably indicate that he Is ' to busy Keeping- nv with the crowd to .'lvthr than think in circles. The new ,fcpa ta Nw York might have ; w kom mm truth of this dread- j -.' .ft. -ft V'j THE RETREAT IN FRANCE What It Actually Means at This Stage, to the Allies and to Germany PROFESSIONAL observers of the mili- tary, situation in France have not been disposed to share tho feeling of exultation which the most recent Allied victories have inspired in the morr im pressionable minds here and abroad. The Allies, say those Whose technical experience should enable them to per ceive the matter whole, have won impor tant victories. But uc are assured in the sa'me breath that the German pur poses -emain unshaken. The soldier writers see Ihe German system of strategy still secure, still operating with n measure of success. The retirement of Wilhelm's armies has been orderly and effioient, despite the losses in men and guns. The Hun commanders have merely withdrawn impetuously from expeii nicntal positions and abandoned an en terprise upon which they had staked nothing definite. The drive which has just gone to pieces appears to the eye of the piofcs sional strategist as a peace storm of an extraordinaiy sort. It was not meant to acquire and hold new territory or new spoils. It was merely a feint of terior ism in the face of civilization. Apprais ing the consequences upon this giotind. the militaiy experts pciccive een the shadow of a new peril in the Allied vic to'ies. They see Germany bcatn back, establishing herself in pievtously pre pared line.', behind impassable defenses where for years slip may defy the power of the rest of the world in the common effort to battel a way through to the root of the trouble. Disintegration may come about in Germany and Austria, it is argued. But may not disintegiation also begin sooner or later among the Allies if they are required to face an interminable period of sacrifice and loss for ends not yet clearly defined or un derstood ? To evciy one who looks not for the fact, but for the tuith behind the fact, it must seem that this analysis shows either undue bins on the side of caution or a lack of the essential quality of imaginative insight into a swiftly chang ing situation. The occasion is one upon which a layman, with nothing but his knowledge of human nature to guide him, propei ly might pit his opinion against that of the technical experts. It is true that the Germans might withdraw to the Aisne, or even to the Rhine itself, and yet give up nothing that they wish or hope to possess peima nently. The Hun's heait, his interests, his hopes aie now in the East. His arms are full of Russian loot. He would be glad enough to have his hands freed elsewhere. But to presume, even with this knowledge, that the German army staff has not been dazed and stunned by the recent reverses; to believe that the recent events in France were not in tho nature of a disaster for Germany or that th" failure would not have been averted at any cost if it had been possible to do so is to ignore the chief clement in the German line of offense. This element ia the state of mind of Germany. The Berlin Government has suffered a dismal humiliation and a great mis fortune at the instant when its need of public confidence at home was bitterest. The maneuver devised to encourage and unify public opinion in Germany in an hour of almost utter hopelessness has had a result exactly opposite to the one intended. There are cumulative evidences in Ger many that the collective mind of the population has been staggered by the news from France. The burghers had been assuied that peace was near. Peace, in Geimany, meant food for the hungry, medicine for the sick, clothing for those almost naked, fuel for the win tor. And in a day the delusions of mightiness with which the existing Gov ernment has fed and clothed and warmed and sustained the people were shot away. Germany now can look forward only to limitless periods of new suffering, to more poignant years, to endless hunger and cold and sacrifice beyond the place where the mirage of peace arose. The blows in France have stiuck most terribly far behind the German lines. The confidence of all the people has been shaken. The civilian population is clamoring to the Government for an ex planation of things that are unexplain able. And so, even though the war should ultimately resolve itself into a contest of morale between the Allied nations and an isolated and tortured Germany, there can be no doubts whatever of the out come. For it is a rule of all life that in every contest one adversary gains strength and fresh determination as the other shows signs of weakness. That is the essential truth which the military strategists who write seem for the mo ment to have overlooked. Germany Is said to be threatening "severe penalties" for those responsible for rumors of the Marne defeat, but the Allies don't a bit mind being the guilty parties. ARMS OR THE LAW IF THE proposed draft bill is passed, thirteen Senators and one hundred and ten Representatives will have to fill out questionnaires. By virtue of their legisla tive roles, exemption from service can be legitimately claimed. Fiee choice, limited only by physical disability. Is not denied these statesmen. They may take up arms If they so desire. There Js, moreover, ample precedent for such endeavor in the present war. Several French Deputies have served at the front At home the case of the late "Gussle" Gardner, who enlisted soon after the war was declared, evokes the memory of a nobis concept of patriot. ism. iovuuuo, ecueiauy BpcaniiiK, are irrB awe, "jairBii'Tui - among Araei statesmen are uncommon. Death some times changes the political and personal lineup, impeachment hardly. ever The re grets of constituents are futile until bal loting time comes around again. None the less. It would be Interesting, were It possible, to compare the viewpoint of In dividual voters with those of the Congress men directly concerned In this new Issue. Standards nf duty might perhaps differ. As It Is, however, the "homo folks" are powerless Assuming that the new draft ages are established, It will be the precious privilege of each Congressman within the prescribed limits of deciding for himself where he can best serve his country In Washington or In Trance Those ques tionnaires will moke .significant reading. Hverv time the Kaiser -seeks to establish "neneral Lull" on the French front "General Retreat" quickly relieves him scenes orr the capes Nc O WONDER the German U-boats, which came over to "terrify" the United Rtites and succeeded In sinking .1 few unarmed ships schooners and barges hovered so uncasllj for a while off the Delaware Capes Thee coastal projections were something worth worrying over. For between them, and originating In the port of Philadelphia alone more than $500,000,000 worth of exports passed through to the ocean trade routes fiom which all Hun commerce Is barred Moreover, the ilue of materials which we -shipped nbin-iil dining our flist war vear was $1SOO0OO0fi more than that of the previous twelve months The total will doubtless, be outstripped again in 1018 The pie'ent flcures have lust been pub lished hv the M-irltlmn n-vchinee Thev proclaim I'hhlltriclphia as one of the great poits of the woild The decrease of $0.000 000 in the value of our Imports was relativelv small compared with the Im mense increase on the other side of "the trade sheet Philadelphia's commerce is at last becoming worthy of her other civic proportions Scenes perlscoplnllv viewed off Hen lopen and Mav must remind a handful of depressed pliates of peace days near Cux haven on the i:ibe Happllv the Qulsteonrk slipped more ally from the ua than It doe from the tongue. A I ESSON propounded A Ct'RE for thp chronic incoherency of those Hun statesmen who babble for peace .suggests itelf in the words of a prominent neutral lournalist The prac tical application of his formula in Ber lin would conceivable settle the war in short order The date which we here omit, could readllv be changed to suit the situ ation Here is the significant credo: "I will use the full strength of mv pn and voice to make mv country know the truth .about the fnlted States. In . . . wo suffered a disastrous disillusionment because of our ignorance It shall not oc cur again If I can prevent It" Notwithstanding their contriteness. It Is entlrelv conceivable that something like an echo of those words will some day be heard from the German capital, already reported br plunged in the depth ot "pro found discouragement" Their memoriza tion Is being dallv advanced hv certain eents on the western front It mav be added that the date to which the tet of the little formula refers is 1S9S The writer is an eminent Spanish publicist Joe M Rinz Without boasting, he it said that historv has a particular knack or re peating Itself when questions concerning the fieedom of mankind are Involved. The rlcheft prize which Trance secured in re-entering Solssons was her own superb cathedral SETTLING DOWN TOLAIXLY we are settling down to the 1- serious business of the w'ar. We are less excited and far more efficient that we were even si months ago Newspaper readers who are able to recall the spir itual reactions reported from all parts of the country will easilj perceive the change that h&s occurred It is easv to recall the time when the Germans were supposed to be Introducing ground glass into all the apple pies made in New Jersov If a barber In Rlverton became indisposed, the rumors went forth of a plot fathered by Captain Boy-Ed for the extermination of all barbers in Amer ica Did Cap'n Enoch Pringle's wooden leg catch Are when Pap'n Enoch absentmind edly dozed before file fire, there were mercurial folk who instantly felt assured that a pro German had started on a cam palgn of terrorism to make a conflagration of all the wooden legs In the country Every little town In every State trumpeted at one time or another of conspiracies to poison, burn, desolate, destroy and ob literate We aren't so Jumpy now The truth was so much more ominous than the fiction that we have settled down to calm esti mates and systematic work. It has been found that the Germans In their elaborate and expensive campaigns didn't waste time on relatively harmless ground glass and poison Their favorite weapons have been fire,, dynamite and peace talk. The lively imagination of an isolated alarmist Is no .longer adequate to divert the attention or the country from the actual and ever present dangers. If there had been a This Bounds Serious definition of useless employments In the old davs the man who Invented the patent stop for an alarm clock bell would have been the first to be discriminated against. That device when you stop to think of it, seems the shining symbol of a time that provides with painful care for all sorts of warnings and safeguards and then prefers to forget them. "You can look at It Try This both wnys, Mr. Tam- on Your IMano bo." "Look at what, Mr. Bones'" "Why. at the cause of Germany's defeat. She failed to reach Paris because the gait was too alow and yet, on the other hand, It was much loo fatt." "I think I get you, Mr, Bones." The Germans are In- A question of variably either unrea. Nationality sonable or stupid. They are blaming their naval officers for the failure of the subma- tlnes when, ss a matter of fact, the failure of the submarines is due to American and jh nil n navai biml v. a Wf RUBBER HEELS LtJDENDORFF'S masterly skill in re i treating prompts one to believe he In tends to do more of It. It is said that the German verbs lag so far behind Ludy's retreating armies that they are being captured In millions. After all, Germany has always been the home of lost clauses. And a Callous on His Palm? The Crown Prince is proud of having worn a wrist watch as early as 1905. May be hy 1020 he'll wear a hall and chain on his ankle. This Is Enrnuratdng Each soul is filled with power To use at any hour; To rise out from his hole And grapple with control SAUL. TATUREN. "" That which is most prominent isn't al ways the most Important The bust of Longfellow Is the most visible thing In the Poets' Corner In Westminster Abbey, but Henry W Isn't the greatest poet there hy many syllables. Human Beings Human beings are divisible into two classes, those who enjoy being called on for a speech, and those who are panic stricken at the mere thought of such a catastrophe The latter, of whom we are one, take pleasure In these words of the late Henry James: I neer consenting! v or wittingly, go to dinners where that custom (speeches) pre vails The mere thought of it fills me with terror and anguish, and at the faintest svmptom of being looked to to contribute anything hut a charmed silence I become umllcoverahle on the spot. Ballad of Simple Simon T cannot regulate a clock. I cannot Keep the furnace going; I cannot button up a frock. Or cut the lawn when It needs mowing. I never know Just how to greet Mv wife's relations when they're calling, And when I cross an lev street You may depend upon mv falling. Each time I shave I cut mv thumb; I hate to give the kids a whipping; I cannot carpenter or ntumb. Or stop the bathtub tan from dripping; I cannot grow a decent beard, And Mrs Simon does the carving; To tell the truth, I've often feared The family would end by starving, I cannot keep my trousers pressed; I spill the ink when I am writing; t drop potato on my vest. My fingernails are marred by biting. And yet. In spite of all this list Of awkward and adverse conditions, I still continue to exist .11 father-In law make munition it DOVE DULCET. A Tragedy It takes Who's Who to tell a tragedy In few words: HARRIS Frank author , born Galway Ire land lS"i4 Tdueated Universities of Kansas, Parl Heidelberg Strassburg, Ooettlngen, Berlin. Vienna and Athens ftto degrees) Thunders of Silence Speaking of Frank Harris, he tells an amusing story of Oscar Wilde Lewis Mor ris, a Voluminous poet of small merit, com plained to Wilde that the press would not notice his work "I am the-victim of a conspiracy of silence," he lamented "But what can I do? What would you advise me to do7" "Join It," said Oscar. Quo VadU? Ludendorff lives up to his already high reputation aB a humorist by the statement "the enemy evaded us " Rut sometimes we wonder whether the German people enjoy Ludv's subtle brand of humor as much as we do? Gain of ground" and "Marne" are only catchwords, Ludendorff adds. What if pan Germany and Hohenzollern should also prove to be only catchwords? As the German general staff moves backward, the most unpleasant thing It has to face Is the communiques It strewed so plentifully behind it a few months ago. Hurry up, Ludy' Keep moving, or some of those catch words will catch up with jou Humid Humor Let's kick the Weather Man Into the humlddle of next week' How angry Germany must be at Hoe 'island for having launched a ship whose name she can t even pronounce. Probably the German papers are per suading their readers that Hog Island Is not one island, but a whole archipelago. Now that we have Ludendorff's "hip pocket," let's go ahead and take the whole garment. SOCRATES. "The suffering of this terrible war has spared no German home ""The Kaiser. Wrong as ever, William. Potsdam and the members of its "divine" family party are still unscathed. Even though the Germans are hustling back toward the "Ladles' Way" (Chemln Des Damesrthey are unlikely to enjoy any spe cial politeness from a rude enemy in that region. What a pity that the famous slogan "They shall not pass" cannot be practically applied to mounting mercuries which near the ninety mark. Can it be that the original Inhabitants of Hog Island are about to take their re venge on a nation of sausage makers? Were It not for tainting a French prefix by applying It to a Hun we might call him General DeLudendorff. Aucutt, too, seems to have started its offensive. Polish, problsms are brought pslafuily ner to us by a-ceat-shlnejLatl '" . tri J- ' .ifUlfl!'. al - .w-. -r . : , J SOME DAY ' v - ' " ' ' '"'' ''' '. ""I'i '- '" X'. "".' "-5". . . -2 li i I r- , i I , i TRAVELS IN PHILADELPHIA By Christopher Morlcy WILLOW CROVE SPEAKING as a foreigner every man Is a foreigner In Philadelphia until he has lived here for three generations I should say that no place Is more typi cal of the Philadelphia capacity for en Joying itself In a thoroughly genteel and Innocent way than Willow Grove. Cynics have ascribed the placid conduct of Wil low Grove's merrymakers to the fact that eighty minutes or so standing up in a crowded trolley blunt human capacity for abandonment and furious mirth Physi ologists say that the unprecedented quan tity of root beer and hard-boiled eggs con sumed at the Grove account for the staid bearing of the celebrants. Be that how it may, Willow Grove has the genial and placid flavor of a French amusement park. Contrary to popular theory, the French, like ourselves, are comely behaved on an outing People to whom enjoyment Is a habit do not turn their picnics into an orgy. IT ' W T TAKES practically as long to get to City, but the sunburn does not keep one awake all nlarht and asleep at the office the next day. That rolling watershed where the creeks mn alternately Into the Delaware and the Schuylkill Is well hilled, watered and aired. There Is no surf, it is true, but a superb panorama qf the whlto combers of the sky, the clouds' And fields of plumed and tasseled corn, flickering in the wind, are no mean substitute for sand beaches. Let us be practical; no one can eat the surf! And the most important matter In a picnic Is to have plenty of food. Let. me state, In passing, that the Ideal picnic lunch Is always packed In a shoe box, there should he Included an opener for root-beer bottles, and doughnuts cal culated on a basis of three for each adult. Inside the ring of each doughnut should be packed a hard-boiled egg. Each party should Include one berson (preferably an aunt) of prudent Instincts, to whom may be entrusted the money for return car fares, Ada's knitting bag, Ada's young man's wrist watch and registration card in draft Class 4A, father'? spare cigar for the home voyage, grandmother's pneumatic cushion and Cousin Janet's powder-papers and copy of Spumy Stories, This prudent person will foim a headquarters and great general staff, a strong defensive position' upon which the maneuvers of the excur sion will be based. THE first thing that always strikes me at Willow Grove Is how amazingly well dressed everybody is. The frocks, hats and ankles of the young ladles are a vision of rapture. The young men, too, are well dressed, In the best possible style, which is, of course, the uniform of Uncfe Sam. The last time I was there It was a special celebration day for the marines. Several hundred of them were loping about In their cafe-au-lall khaki, fine, tall, lean chaps, with that curious tautness of the trousers that makes tho devil dogs look stiff-kneed Bronzed, handsome fellows, with the char acteristic tilt ot the Stetson that must flut ter the hearts of French flappers. And as for the glrlp, If Willow Grove on a Satur day afternoon Is a fair cross-section of Philadelphia pulchritude, I will match It against anything any other city can show. WILLOW GROVE, of course. Is famous for its music, and at dusk the Marine Band was to play In the, pavilion. That er ha -1--I -' I ,..,-., "smjp ), vuer, mores, with the green and silver shimmer of the darkening lake at one side, is a cheerful place to sit and meditate. I had a volume of Thoreau with me, and bean to read It, but he kept on baipln: uron the blisses of solitude which annoyen me when I was enjoying the mirths and moods of the crowd. Nowhere will vou find i 'happier, more sane and contented and typically American crowd than at Willow Grove Perhaps in wartime we take our pleasures a little more soberly than of old. Yet there seemed no shadow of sadness, or misgiving on all those happy faces, and It was a good sight to see tall marines romping through the "Crazy Village" arm In arm with bright-eyed girls. Those hovs In the coffee-andmllk unifoim will see crazier villages than that in Champana and Picardy. It is well to store up all the innocent miith one may In days iiko those. rpHE last arrows of suplight were still -- quivering among the upmost leaves when the Marine Band began to play and the great crowd gathered under tho trees was generous with affectionate enthusiasm. And then, at a bugle call, the rest of the sea-soldiers charged shouting down the dusky aisles, climbed the platform, and sang their war songs with fine pride and spirit. "America, Here's My Boy"; "It's a Long, Long Way to Berlin, But Weil Get there, by Heck", "Goodby, Broadway: Hello, France" and "There's a Long, Long Trail" were the favorites. And tljen came the one song that of all others has permeated American fiber during the last year ''Over There." There Is something of simple gal lantry and pathos In It that I find genu inely moving. The clear, merry, audacious male voices made me think of their brothers in France who were, even at that very moment, undergoing such fiery and unspeakable trial. The great gathering under the trees seemed to feel something of this, too, there was a caught breath and' a quiver of secret pain on every bench. "Over There," unassuming ditty as It Is, has caught the spirit of our crusade with inspiration and tiuth It is the Informal anthem of our great and dedicated resolve. AS WE walked back toward the station , tho rolling loops and webbed frame work of the scenic railway were silhouet ted black, against a western sky which 'was peacock blue with a quiver of greenish crystal still eddying In It. The bullfrogs were drumming In the little ponds enam eled with green scum And from the train window, as we rattled down that airy val ley, we could see the Grove's spangles and festoons of light. Philadelphia "may take her amusements placidly, but she knows how to enjoy them. A good Instance of America's determi nation to win the war Is the fact that Mr Taft vvas in a New York hotel the other morning at 7 o'clock hunting for a public stenographer. St. Helena Is not the only Island eager to welcome William JiieJOamned. Hog island, Nova Zembla and Tlerra del Fuego would all be glad to welcome him with open harms. The new taxes on tobacco will arouse a good deal of grumbling among the Grand Army of Nicotine. Another grudge against the Kaiser, Mr. Hoover Is In France, and probably every reaurant.keeeerJ Paris wants to I Black Slippers v AT the table beyond us " With her little suede slippers off, I With her white stockinged feet Carefully kept from the floor by a napkin, She converses: ' . Cdimalssez-vous Ostendef , The gurgling Italian lady on the othr side of the restaurant i Replies with a certain hauteur, ,'! - But I await with patience To see how Celeetlne will re-enter her slippers. j She re-enters them with a groan. . -Ezra Pound, In "Lustra." READER'S VIEWPOINT More About Boonville! r To the Editor of the VventngTubtlc Ledger: Sir Some friend has forwarded to me vour paper of July 3liand marked Socrates's artVy cie - l orncons" concerning Boonville. Me.,, my home town He also sent me the repjy to said article hy an "Old Boonvilllan," pub lished in your paper Permit me to say that especially the reply of the Old Boon-' I niiian is very goon and tru". " My people came to Boonville In 1854, ,Is was past six years, and remember condl-, tlnna as fh vlet.t ih.n rnnn..in ...-- . the starting point of the Santa Fe trail, and" also an important center for slave-market. I well remember later as a boy of thirteen , wnen on tne morning of June 17, J86.1. .we ; neara me cannonading and musketry Of the battle of Boonville. where, as Vour Old Boon. villian tells you, "the first blood of -the Civil War flowed " Father's farpi vvas onjyv ' a few miles from that battlefield. Th. defeated Confederates retreated past 6Ur 'Jl farm, and today our apple orchard (C C 'I Bell Trult Company) is on a.-part of that battlefield. ) I am here for another week, when I will, come to jour city to attend the International Apple Shippers' convention, which wlli,be held August 13 to lfi. and If It be acreeiBW" to you (and Inasmuch as I vvas part ownerS oi a newspaper at one time) I might call. I havo written to my orchard supertntep-' dent to send an apple exhibit to the comj Ing apple shippers' meeting, when you" can, baa lh& AflaeMiel nnnlB- , kl.k ha... ...-. ,,... ,... '..,-wu.. ....tk ,.n,t iiuw K1VW DHi I part or tne Boonville battlefield of '61, .? CHARLES C. BELL. "VI New York, August 5 4 : " 1 That Frosty Feeling As Turkey, It would seem, is giving Germany ? the ley mitteleuropa Chicago Evening Posi. Spelled Several Ways What the business world needs right now jl What Do You Know? QUIZ 1. W hn Is VJintton Spencer ChurchlllT lVInstoa i inureniur 2. What la a Gordlan knot? S. Where Is Cami Tunnlon! - 4V When and what was Ihe Hetira? n. . S. What Is the location of the Great FTramlaf 0. What l an Iconorlust? ' ' 7, W'hit Is the largest rlrer In the IJnJtM., niaiear 8. What la the capital of Spain? D. Wiiat Is a nonrom.? 10. Who,- said. "For me It vUl be erouth that a marhle htone should declare that a uueen. haling relaned such a lime, llrad ' and died a vlrcln"? 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