"TyPsTj -n EVENiyg PUBLIC LEDGER-PHILADELPHIA, THURSDAY. APRIL 25 1918 21 lVLG OF TOV FOR YOUNG AND OLD TO RF.MTNn ONE THAT T.TFF. TS NOT ATT STTAnnM miii iMn is irn.v rinnrrrrn in (npwnnim i iCnOOLDATS IIV7 Another Hncmj for the Kaiser Worse Than War 177; PROFESSOR'S WIFE INSISTED HE WAS READING TOO MUCH AND HADE HIM PROMISE SOLEMNLY TO SPEND AN HOUR EACH DAY ON HIS BICYCLE liu Fontaine Fox A. 1 Zl .o )flds ridK-C, tfo ahcdcf- CTJ.T em DcmIsi.- o mint- yw-tialft on vt! 'TUot.'fi dlrcav been. Only 1 Topc -you. c3on de-L h 1 & i - ,S O itials tut otixt,, me T1 v -fcev more -V9onxL Atx & l..., -L rnach. . IIV.I n - The Pressor -. I W f 5EEMS to 0E TAKING - v Ad UM5UAUUY UOtiG, XXyy y1 V- N- ride today. J yyy" S II J 1 n i JfaL---" L-J LJ . 1 1; . . , tlnmml lampoon. TIiitc wan a hiculirlotis gnoco Wlin mulicrtd. 'What Is the lice? 51 v Mrlile nnil niv w.idillo All' hi'ltl at n iniiilrl l'ur llatlifaiN iwa moral nro loose. I ndon Opinion f.randfatlui - Kur ilaildlo will etirel roinc li.nK when tlio war Is uvcr, but our mothei I louldnt en ou prr, tlio has gone V a margerlno tin - . "all I i ti . i iv r - &JK riu: gkowth or cultltki: -. 3 a T7-a R sir car natji ion i , V .. ins - rv -i w i.- vjbi-i .-u. c mmhtiw l.ts. N'. VsV mi--V t fl-N. .V ' L'KWTWPT . njpT-dyiEssBir CAKsi U 'f r .M'WIS THE CHEERFUL CHERUB I htd t. jo.rrow in my httrt . I Witched my Lrjs-ve- PiLced coontrvmen And thought "Thay tith hide troubles too ' Love crowded out my sorrow then. f r Jyl I I i ins hon Proud Mother of Musical I'rodifjy (consort of Mr Thninns Jones, the wealthy imiiution-fnctoiy foreman, one of the new llntish anstocr.iey of labor) Nccr mind, Klbcrt, if ycr can't remember anvthink else, play "(iawd Sase the Klnp;" again, to as the neighbor can 'ear we've got a1 planner wot is a palmier! ilr T7 GUMPS Cleaning House By SIDNEY SMITH 'nnjrlshi litis by Tho Trlhunii Co. To Old Nic , Nicotine, liow rapturous aie f A dinner and a good clear; Or sheltered In u pillowed nool;, A pipe and some romantic book; lOrlt jou'ro with a wise soubrcttc, A Turkish straw-tlpped cigarette, Orango reel. lie Knows His Place VWAT'DOYOUVANT OONEVMIYMYH now? where Shall I pOT VHIS SWIET WAIST Bo KOLLlTINYlbiUE PAPER AND PACKIT A.WAV WITH hAOYK BALL.S- YQUFiSW. VSHERE 00 VOU THINK WANT IT, A' HTHt lv-tr - E5.T WITH THE WWIPREO CKEANV T1 7 p 1 AL.L RlGtWT TH&N, IXUTAKE IT.gA.u. WHERTi ( QDT IT. IP vnu'RP GrCll m- TrC-rPTSO STAART ABOUT IT VOU KNOW IAA NO ; L.ANJt V S) 0U JUST DAR-F TAKE ,TNAT BACK- OUT TRY T yVQUHIREA &VEriAARRV AQA1N IT'LL P, DAY AND 1 Hfr AT FOUR its TnC ffZIl N YOOYHINK l lm AND A fAORNINC NTH M VJElL I ALU NNQRKIN'r 1 LT7 vC7ETb VlOrAt AT J YR.S QUIAP, V FOR YOU y s$ mV Et'T-T J THEY RE ALL. ( KyV W.lW man that wa v 'ri r VVOMNA I e feU SlDNEV SKMTH" PETEYA Better Use of the Space ByC.A.VOIGHT Dartmouth Jack-O-Lantcrn. I Wont jou sit down? I The other One Xothlng doing! I Me a standing tnvltatlon licrc. rci iamc lA ear ago jou called mo Baby Doll; But styles have changed; this lear M re aro other names as dear, fio rail mo Onion. Snud or Butter nail. Pelican. je Young Lady Across the AVay I n f V f --. J Jf HEY- I Hi i lEE l!j CLOCIC CtOCV- CATAw CLUdd i -a-' 2i t"h ,2? 55,-a 'jr -7? yjvisiy " oihm SS&B mjJL TVlS EVJOOGH IM SOlkj' I?1GHT OVCfe AMD TiliiT (WAT GOV SMITH lu TMe WOSE LL LEAttVJ Uim TO LET U1S CMlceeu5 COME OVER. AND R01V1 MS CAROEM ' r CjSs lM ALL CtfTEU DP FROM TUose. besTUaT UTTLC ROWT DIWK. IS Ueepiuc BaievE. Me ll Go oveis- AND MAKE MlM AL3M W CHAIWED UP &4tL 4llll II III ' A ,-:', I fi rfr " V frA4ffl-r- "fr "?r1 -r jy ?&tfZa.t AWD "lE. FDUUY fVSTT 5 "TVlEY MS5EX EACH OTHE.!! SHICH GIVES US The OPPOfeTOVJiTY Tb USE TThis 5TACE IblSEMlWD OU BinriiBCKIY BONDS bf vou don't, xfs "wr. w: mmwH cry i:Lt 1 El young lady across the. way We're , -. i . .. .i PERCY AND FERDIEHow About Holding Down Your Own Seat, Percy? ByH.A.MacGILL Creator of thr Hall Iloom nor SO MANY OP OUR FRIENDS FREQUENT THE GdLTMORE AND THOSE OTHER SWELL HoTELS mjp're ALWAYS GETTIM& BALLED OUT. LET'S SEE IF THERE ARE AMY BETTYS To IMPRESS AT THE EXCLUSWISSIMO THAT'S A QUIET AND SELECT FAMILY H0TE.L 1 I iiu-unuf l 'V &Z 0"' v 'J&rSdL-eZL sfyT rr ojO-v-P L I CV-AMHkrU ' J ?" r "P ANOTHER AR RAID ON PARIS! DID I EVER TELL YOU OF MY EXPERIENCE DURING, A RAID WHILE IN PARIS LAST YEAR? WHILE STANDING BY THE THEATflE FRAHCAIS A BOMB CAME HURTLING DOWN FROM TKF SKY AMP STRUCK WITH A DEAFENING, CRASH, THq raVEXncNi ABOUT 15 FEET AY(AY' t(Cu RtTAIKlNJI PRESENCE CAT TX!lft IND, mm IM "S WiTW ins ts k xvSo JVnMn kvU WMPlTrn PETE, THERE'S A COUPLE OF BURNED OUT BULBS IN THE WRlTlNQ ROOM THAT NEED TO BE REPLACED. I MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS FOR THE AUDIENCE INSIDE I I If ' I AND REALIZING THAT A PANIC MIQHT OCCUR,; " Jjp t2Si?ucltT B5' 1 J RUSHED INTO THE: THEATRE, CRYINQ, Jd feVO A B ElECTmC UHT B B'J ' 1 KEEP YOUR SEATS EVERYBODY! )iL V TTX fToVlT, 1 KEEP T'l h ' I SO ' 1 "" '! amiiukvvo lifc u- mna I a I rw hartnit 4 man Hke Cplp w puwic OffaM, "I