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In tho Financial World
Broad I licnr Kill, tho bank
clork, has been arrested. I thought
ho and the bank president wcro
great friends.
Wall It doesn't make any dJf
frrenco how well you know a bank
president; you can't tako liomu
samples. Lamb.
(Copyright)
The Country Would Ho Sufe
First Boarder It would be rath
er unfortunats If anything hap
pened to Hoover Just now, would
n't It?
Second Boarder Oh, I don't
know. I havo an Idea that our
landlady could fill his place and
Clvo him cards and spades. Life.
"THE OLD ORDER CnANT.ETH," ETC.
Tb Ttler.
Thomas I wouldn't buy they
c5lts for two very guda reasons,
1 Jaree ; firstly, yow can't keteh' em.
Jargo I'll catch 'cm sure 'nough,
Thomas.
Thomas And, necondly, Jargo,
they bean't no gude when you 'ave
a-catched 'cm.
War Savings Jingle
Keny, meeny, mlny, mo.
Catch the Kaiser by tho toe ,
When he hollers, don't let go,
'Cause thrift stamps will defeat the foe ! '
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A tobacconlit, finding a bhortage o f farthings, Is giving a clgarettn In placi
of the farthing change. In tho old days a box nf matches was given In pluc
if tho odd farthing: but with matches at the presnt prio, tome ono will be
giving a cigar as cliango for a but o f matches.
Harvard lampoon.
The Munition Maker (populu
Ytralon) Wll, it's a of a wu;
but It'a better than no war at all.
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A traveling man ono night found
himself obliged to remain In a
fcmall town on account of u wash
out on tho railroad caused by tho
heavy rain, which was still com
ing down In torrents. . Tho travel
ing man turned to tho waitress
with
"Thle certainly looks like tho
Flood."
"Tho what?"
"Tho Flood. You've :ead ubout
tho Flood, nnd tho ark landlnu on
Mount Ararat, surely,"
"Gee! Mister," sho returned,
"I ain't teen a paper for threa
days." Ifarpor'a.
Tho Young Lady AcrosB the Way
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A FORETASTE OF THE COMING WEEK'S THEATRICAL ATTRACTION
The young lady across tho way
says about all a man of her father's
ago can do Is to help keep business
going as usual and she knows he
can be trusted to profiteer atl. h
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Opens Monday at tho Chestnut Street Opera House. T' I ' (WJM&W-'Kf $3 I
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onrnd Nagel nnd Mary Nnsh in n Scene From "The Man EFI f""' ljHlH j'iHiV S H
Who Came Back," a Now Attraction, at the Adelphi lliHg "y' fmttmKlm &dm I Tr v9
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ford Burnett nnd Ida
Mayc Aro Playing in
"Lovo Forbidden."
Annette Kellcvmann Will Furnish tho Head. A 1
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Harry Fern and Oskenonton, in n Scene From "Toot-Tooi," the Offering at
the Forrest,
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