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THURSDAY
January 24, 1918
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PICTURES
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SCRAPPLE
gME JONES'S FURNACE MAN WILL nE VERY CAREFUL NEXT TIME HE" EMPTIES A CAN OF
ASnES THAT THE TERRIBLE-TEMPERED MR. RANT, ISN'T STANDING ANYWHERE NEAR
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RED CROSS WORKERS ENTERTAIN PHILADELPHIA'S ROLL OF HONOR
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The Evidence Against Them
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THE RETORT CONNUBIAL
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T." The Turplo Cow.
" Wise Ouy You know those TIN
Erims were a scrappy bunch.
The Fish How d'ya innlto It?
"Wise Ouy Why you bone, tho
first thing they did was to land on
Plymouth Itoclt.
Overcharged
Kid Why does the cannon kick,
papa?
Papa I guess they charged it
too much, sonny. Tho Purplo
Cow.
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A Polite Position
"Clancy has got a soft Job."
"So? How's that?"
"Works In a shoe store. AH li
has to do Is to keep tho shoes from
ticking their tongues out at tho
customers." Punch Eowl.
"The Fatted Calf"
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dam Yes I Uow tiuit from eoi
fatlni'B lious. In r..rv I u.arrtrd v.. i
Kill Him!
"20. on tho chair -- Jot any
thumb tacks?
'21, nt tho door No, but I'vo got
some fingernails.
Swift exit. Syracuse Orange
Peel.
marivPO I)' wife
I uil ' loaf ari-und your
How Strange!
Je soldat Amcrlculne What are
trousers in' French?
Lo soldat Anglais Things you
wear to cover your logs, old man,
Just thf same as they aro In the
U. S. A -Tho I'urplo Cow.
Uarvuiid Lampoon.
The Wretch!
"Is your liusbandiii a critical
state?"
"Critical! Why, my dear, he's
positively abusive! " Lampoon.
Repulsed
"Why UW sho refuse to bo your
war brldo?"
"Said she was a, conscientious
objector!" lamb.
THE CHEERFUL CHERUB
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My Future Vfc.s in
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SCHOOL DAYS
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An Exception
"Nature Is honest."
"f saw tho corn crib." Squib.
The Young Lady Across the Way
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11 & !"' "ii'inhcrs and jruests, including jackies from the Naval Home, enjoy dinner, musk -' zssmj&jjft
PKWfilk,- .aMKjyl4lm.'MBl' .&tm , - -'SV-tw.vj&r.- Scrpeant Harrv E. Bachus, son
FJ'. lllllXllBISIHBOB8lJeSu, - .-V. ,.;"'.Lr?.' of Mr. and Mrs. George A.
WOSSV,.,. TJfSJS3PttlHrl, ."'? l3V Bachus, seeing service with the
.J2Efe--JSStelB&SLr TS ".' ..- -tfel Nineteenth. Rcriment Engineers
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Before he left for France- with
the Nineteenth Kcgimcnt En
gineers Private Harry Cuplan's
'engagement to Miss Jlargan t
Shanan, of the Vcndig, was announced.
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marines who are training in France find little difficulty, in mastering the
grenade throwing, due to their familiarity with the tricks of baseball.
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Private Leonard Hippler, sun
of Mr. and Mrs. Harry Hippler,
of 01U5 Catharine street, is
overseas with Company E, First
Itegiment Engineers.
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Sergeant Albert S. Beers, Jr.,
son of Mr. and Mrs. Albert S.
Beers, of Lansdowne, with the
Graves Registration Unit overseas.
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Private Gcorgo L. Galbraith, son
of Mr. and Mrs. G. W. Gal-
brnth, of Lansdowne, training
in Franco with the United
States marines.
Philadelphia draftee3 at the Camn Meade cantonment charging over tho top of a para
pet with bayonets fixed for "stralmg" the make-believe bodies of Germans in the trench
beyond.
Thoto from Wcintrauta
Private Harry Palmer, with tho
Nineteenth Regiment Engineers
iif France, is a nephew of Mr.
and Mrs. John Palmer, of Lans-
downc.
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Tho young lady across the -way
says It's nice to take your meal"
at a good hotel for a while, but you
noon tire of it and realize that the
quiet homicidal life Is best after all.
Lieutenant Homer McCormick, who won his
commission at Fort Niagara, has been as
signed to the Graves Registration Unit with
Gcn'.rnl Pershing.
Lieutenant J. Ralston Graham, son of Mr.
nnd Mrs. John Graham, of 112 Chestnut
street, among tho first fifty officers picked
at Fort Niagara for service in Franco.
Lieutenunt Charles W. Bergner, son of Mr.
and Mrs. Gustav Bergner, also was among
the first officers selected at Fort Niagara
for duty overseas.
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