wu'd'ipp ' "
'.Li.wMpmiiiWUH'IMK
t
tlLll.
PICTURES
TUESDAY
January 22, 1918
,et
am
ND
SCRAPPLE
in) i.j i. i pi1, ii m,
Tf s fa
me
juciiuig mu
HOUSEHOLD IIIN'J
By FONTAINE FOX
tin '' '"' L
JJ . " lllllll lllllli " J
III I ciXK I
When a gu&st II l P g
HAS BROKEN A PIECE y?
OF THE BEST CHINA THE kADY OF THE y'j&y
HOUSE MAY FOUkOW THE EXAMPLE OF Sgjr''
THE FAMOUS ENGLISH HOSTESS WHO "
AUWAYS PUT THE GUEST AT HIS EASE p
BY BREAKING A SIMILAR PIECE HERSELF. $
MILLIONS OF ALLIED SHELLS AWAIT VAUNTED GERMAN OFFENSIVE
'THE CHEERFUL CHERUD
'I v;a.tch the little.
st"6-r5 tha-i skine.
5o calmly through thej
And wonder if the.
folks up there.
Are Fighting
awful wars
now too.
S
THK ADVENTURES OF ADAM AND EVE
1
Different
"I'm going to turn you down." she
said.
Ho had an awful fright;
Hut sho didn't mean what he
thought sho meant.
For she went to the parlor light.
Awgwan.
mjP"jA
St, my
f It
Magic, Not Art
2SZ
Itrr r;
Th Taller
Kva repeats with variations, "I'm so excited about 3. our birthday pres
ent. Adam; I hopo you will like It and. oh! do look at that loIy dia
mond brooch Flora Fluffyduck Is wearing: how I should adore, one,' et. ,
etc.
A fiood Time Was Had by All-
'IIow do you Hku school,
Johnny, dear?"
"Flno! I licked two kids al
ready fcr callln' me mamma's lit
tle darling." Widow.
Iconoclasts
Club Theso reformers who try
to closo up burlesque shows don't
have much luck.
Dub Xnw, this talk In tho Blblo
about killing tho fatted calf Is all
bunk. Jack-O'-Lantern.
Starvation Diet
First Moth Why so thin and
emaciated this spilng, brother?
Second Ditto I was shut up all
winter with a young lady's bath
ing suit. Not another bito to cat
In tho closet! Punch Bowl.
The Young Lady Across the Way
I.ondcm Oil niL-n
' re ycr ono o them camouflage
blokes, matey?"
"I am, chum. Why?"
"Well, will yer turn this 'ere bully
an biscuits Into a beefsteak, pud
ding an' peas?"
Sage Advice
"Ves, Oswald, if you do not want
your feet to go to sleep you should
not let your toes turn In." Cornell
Widow.
SCHOOL DAYS
1
Ths young Udy across the way
ays sho supposes In times like
the It's all right to husband one's
resources, but she certainly thinks
that ordinarily the wife ought to
have D. good- generous allowance.
Now a Thirty Years War
"Did you know that Jones Is
When tho Teutons make their Inst desperate bid 1
for a victorious peace, in their much-hcraldcd
"push" on tho west front they will find the Allies
munitioned as never before, with many depots of
shells such as the above in reserve behind the
battle line.
Offlrial rsiHU-U Photograph
uMt EtVj zr rTsiiBKiwBii TwBHP'" 1 iiIWti m)m M0kiBH(sii8N8iiRiiiilDCH HBJiK' QSrSSHBflisiHBHM. & i& fyifilaf" k sillllllllllllllm v
The Naval Wireless School in Philadelphia boasts of the only authentic "Jnz?." Hand in any branch of
I'ncle Sam's scwice. and they ure willinR to match their "Jazzcrs" against similar organizations which
may be organized by other branches of the service.
Photo From General Photo Strut e
The commerce expert on tho United States Labor
Mobilization Commission will be 0110 Burwcll S.
Cutler, who hails from Buffalo.
C'opyrlsht. CllneJInst.
. r ' . .. w . . r; 'la.v;fy S5Wbd
"yn&vna 46.1.. "fr - &i i. ' . " - -T -wvt. ipk t.r . ." ' . - i a i rr . ' --. j v, -r-
'ii2V tsa,.'' x If v. " t ..k' .yfcir;
marrying Helen after a ten years'
courtship?"
"Yes, poor fellow. Too weak to
hold out any longer." The Purple
Cow,
'.
&
vu
wiiktitiSffl&Sffl&
sSk!i'&tojtf '
ik&
o
L... L
V-
""ai
; f?5& jt?;.
j ' j - ' Tsa?;- ..
. . " : " w." iwHa(ri! -v
"'"y -i -,-j .',-vM(Wt 'SSR'' j
85-
.-. j-- --).
lteC'.' -''1&U
v . ".. .i.iii u - - - ;" " j
E, VvV
"'iKirrt'fcii
isBlSpi fife'
i?W
f tii'
1
'M
.itfjplk-
:
This winter scene, along tho ice-bound Schuylkill above City Line bddgo cfsrIJl'tdtiSrent ouUook ml(laummer,.whcn hundreds ot heat-distracted Thila-