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PICTURES
SCRAPPLE
MONDAY
January 21, 1918
, THE TOONERV1LLE TROLLEY
Dy FONTAINE FOX
k f the u.s. x ff $i
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?T AND T0 discontinue " id -sa-
57 , YR PRACTICE OF y I
L SMOKING vJHIE. J
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SIM HJCKS DUG UP
THE. HAT HE. WORE IN THE 4 OF
JUUY PARADE AND ASSISTED BY
AN ARMY OFFICER THE BOYS
MADE THE SKIPPER BEMEVE
THAT THE U.S. HAD TAKEN
CONTROL OF THE TROUEY.
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(fopvrlght 1
"The Sick Jinn of Europe"
Peril or V ar
Tlieio was powder on Ills shouldei,
Thero v,n3 loupe upon Ills vest.
Her complexion, as ho told lier,
Didn't seem to stand tlio test.
And ns ho released lier gently,
In dismay, lio crkd, "CSeo Thlz!"
Ulavine looked fit hor intentl)
"ntliel's camouflaged, she Is"
Thi Turplo Cow:
The Alternative
"Wo tniixt staro uk1 factv m
tho face."
"Ulthcr th.it oj divoiip thrm
The Lamb.
Can't Tool Him
SplrltuilK Ah, I hen
knocking of votir l:it wife
Patron Tint io? A hr, shr
knocking now' lack uT.utfi
THE AMERICAN SPIRIT
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"Oh ! Jerusalem '
With the Accent on the Die
Doctor (to dyspeptic) I Knorv
this tonic Is unpleasant, but u
can digest after taking it.
Victim Oh, Doc, I feel so roi-
Un I could die Just now. The
Purplo Cow.
Pitch Him Out
filee Club Leader Why don't
you -come In when I tell ou
to?
Tenor I can't; Va lost ilia
key. Awgwan.
him i '-$ fJ
How About the Water as Jlilk?
iiican ppht-dr f'r J.nlIMn e nt TUjei Hd air i 1ni
Hrn n
J 11 l.nflt,
to
Kind of 'I hem
Honoral Well, what news?
1'rlvnte The enem wanted
burrow fomo cannon ball.
General Did sou lot them hao
them.
Piivate Sure, they promised to
.end them back in the morning.
Drunonlan..
"And the Sins of the rather!"
We mortals hao to swat mid shoo
Tho Hies from dawn till d-uk,
C.iuso Noah didn't swat tho two
That roosted in the Ark.
Awgwan.
Tli Hk I n
"Brown-Jones 13 making .1 'n
tune." A fortune? I thought hli place
had been burnt to nehes ! '
'Ves; he's telling it as tea."
Low D's for Bassos
Alfred sujs ho unt make I'hl
llota Kappa, but he'll bo a von
derful succcs in Brand opna.
What's tho connection?
fc'rfjs ho can't get A's or B'h,
but Iio's a wonder on tho high C's.
The Purplo Cow.
TH CHEERFUL CHERUB
I nil.
The hurro.n rce. is
0.11 a v;a.r
And tninks of fi6tn6
night tmd. day.
I surely feci
emb'c.nr'Ji.ssed now
To K'o.ve God see. vs
&.ct this way.
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The Young Idj Across the May
SCHOOL DAYS
awful piinm tom
somtbi
l.-fcWc IdWftr
lay down
hhiU
50a -mojey on -to p J
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The joung lady across tho nay
fojs lt'H certainly a shame the MAT
people take advantage uf the sit
uation to cheat the Government and
tho fees by tho paper that mora
nhlps are belnr fabricated than ever
before
SCENES OF WAR OUTSTANDING IN DAY'S PHOTOGRAPHIC NEWS
Noah Marks, erstwhile coach of the
Turngemeinde swimming team,
now 11 naval wireless operator"
stationed at League Island.
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Red Cross Auxiliary of Glmbels' department store, "which Ja actively enBnged in the interest of wnr relief Tr. tk nhnto.
graph are Mrs. Ellis Oimbel, Mrs. Charles cimbc Miss M. Maize, president of tKe qimbll AuSry Miss M C&
secretary Miss S. Roehner treasurer. Mrr. Allen Mrs. II. Belvnl1 Mis? Costello, Miss Goehring nnS Mrs! p" naSuoS:
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