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SATURDAY
January 19, 1918
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PiqyRES
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lTTLE WILLIE WAS THK I'lKST ONK TO DISCOVER THAT THE WATER PIPES HAD IIUKST AND
,; 1'LOODED THE HA.SEMENT
''A0 ' $ f )f. I if
A FORETASTE OF THE COMING WEEK'S THEATRICAL ATTR ACTIO Ngj
iiy roNTAisn in.
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THE CHEERFUL CHERUP
I don't teliove in
conscience much
Remorse. 'is just 'fe
W&.ste or time.
As soon a.s I've,
been bfc.d Irn 5ood
a .i srrt
And thys
offset my
latest crime.
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ADAM AND EVE
Done!
It was one of tho last cars home
All tho passengers lay back In
their teats dozing, anil tho con
ductor alternately bcieumcd weini
words Into tho dmkness when thr
tram stopped and drank hot Uu
Suddenly thcro camo tho tlnklo
of a coin dropping on tho floor ci
tho tram, and the benevolent old
gentleman who was leaning hac
In tho coiner scat bent down and
picked something up
"Any ono lost half a crown?"
he asked.
Nino weary people searched In
their pockets and declared that
they had.
"Is It dated ISOfl?" asked tho
finder.
Tho ranks of tho losers were
thinning. Tour averred that their
lost coin did bear that datn.
"And Is It worn on ono sldo'"'
"res," glibly lied ono pasengor.
'Then hero you are," beamed
the old man, "hero a a halfpenny
toward It." London Ideas
THKT WIU-BeN
TWENTY gUiNE
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and
Tb Tatlei
il mi li i f re it"-'! 1 1 tn n1 "'i t , tier .c- gao him two daji before,
ljelieing in -ifety first bu s ,1 propitiatory offering.
An Oriental frieze
Press Censorship in America
An Eastern Port, Sept. 20.
Troops from an English tiansport
wero landed hero today. They
wero oillclnlly rccched by Mayor
Mltchel and other prominent cit
izens. A Western Port. Sept 3. Tho
members of tho imp'crlil Japa
nese mlbslon anttcd hciu today.
Tho party was provided with nn
iscort from a U. S. cruiser In tho
harbor. Troops from tho Presidio
balutcd them at tho Terry build
ing. An Inland City, Ott. 1 Ten
thousand natal rcstnes nrriiod
hero during tho week. They will bo
sent to training stations on In
land bodies of watsr near hero
The naval reserve was well rep.
resented In yestorday'a patriotic
parade on Michigan boulcard
Lampoon.
Another Atrocity
Little Ruth, who had been read
Ing about tho German atrocities
In Belgium, went wtlh her mother
to the Museum of Arts.
"Oh, mother," sho cried, stand
lng in fiont of Venus do Milo,
"look what tho Germans did to
this poor woman." Orange Ptel.
The Young Lady Across the Way
Tho Trouble
Willis So your Women's Home
Defense Leaguo broke up In a
row?
Mrs. Willis Yes. As soon as
Mrs. Bump was elected General
sho undertook to commandeer tho
1 00k of ono of tho prlates Midi
n,an Gargoyle.
SCHOOL DAYS
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Tho joung lady across tho way
says hardly anything Is more Im
portant than keeping the business
of the country going as usual, and
If you can't be a soldier be a
profiteer.
Business as Usual
Mary What aro you doing
these days?
Marie Same old thing.
Mary Are you, really? I
thought ho went over to rranc
Orange Peel,
A Mero Detail
American Father Where is
Bessie?
American Mother She'll be back
In a, few minutes. She stepped
out to set marrledv life.
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Show of 1917," with
Gladys Clark and Henry
IJcrpnian, now playing at
the Chestnut Street Opera
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William Gillette na he will appear in "A
Successful Cnlnmity" at tho Adelphi.
5Ime. Sarah Bernhardt will eclipse
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Keith's.
Georgo y. Edwaids, now plav
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"Tho Doctor's Dilemma "
Tho Bioad will present George Arliss and
Jeanne Eagels as Alexander Hamilton and
Mis. Reynolds in "Hamilton'
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Jessie Glendinning in "Turn
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Audiey Maple playing in"Her
aicgiment," at tno Lyric.
Visitors at tho Forrest next week will find Billy Kent on4 Flora Zabello in "Ilavo a
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Myitis Lawler will entertain vaudevillc-gocrs nt tho
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