uM '1 C "XZ r M'J,. fcVt ,-., x '.vft -' '--. " and". !. .-.. , , . , Vfjy SCRAPPLE rate ft fjlflfc fW. . .A V- A. J".C j wiling , jBByB . IRC FIGURES THE ONLY ONE OF THE GANG THE POLICEMAN WAS ABLE TO ARREST j,V . f UK BlAKllftU 1UA1 U1U FlKEi l .! f 4, 1 7 Homest! Mister officer'. I CROSS M' HEART M9 BODY X'U COME To TH STATION AN GIVE MYSELF UP THE DAY AFTER CHKISWS. - tk r . I . . in ii - -- - 1 -T 1 ' i - i i i -i wii ' ' V r FONTAINE IXJX. (Copriltht.) Never JL Jk. Vi nie iaow. iArA f vnn rvrr ila nnv HiMilnLlim L -vJu tho liudo?" Vj. uiways 'wear n. emocif. :'An A Brainy Idea old farmer would neither iit.'iilillo nor rldo un tho Lord's Day ?!r&4; i.. t ....ti - fyfiura of a certain torrential Sun i4ay morning tho river roso In -fr Ivwl n Wit 1 1 1 rrn Innml 1 r fiii"f Wt7 away his hayilcka unless Eomo d. ..(y -Version with pick and npado wcro ' yrinudo. Ho was hurriedly sum- ItiDiied frtin bod ami aketl ta ro . av;" fo Aviso, hla Sabbatarian 1jws. Sorely pi jporplesed, ho scratched his head, tvotuuttering: f'-.VW1 ""Tho Lord kona l'ta no' insured .vagin watter." ;y' '"Suddenly a brlgW iilea. struck 'tJilm. and ho cavo his ordera almost p" '-J s fiercely: i '$, "Awa wl' yo, lads, und work as ,,-yr ye wcro after tho very dell, and pjlu pit back tho clock tao fewer- & " ' j Nothing Uoinu . Iferil fcw. l.-w Wi2 ' Tll Willow. ''i.TCan I rent jou a flno rociu near vetwe L.aK97" ff'Jiot by a dam tlte." THE PADDED CELL rr wore aN. L06 BLACK D6RBV A .. u had a varT j AND l ATV!D LEFT I pA(M(s stoz of its rovjD S Listeners Never Hear, Etc. Jimmy Pert Oh, Mr. Noodle, I want to tell you what Ms tor eald about you. Mr. Noodle Go ahead, Jimmy, I'm all cars. Jimmy Pert That's just what Lister taid. How did you guess? Mr. Noodle What do you mean? Jimmy Pert Sho cald you wcro a regular donkoy. Pcaroon'a Weekly. Unprepared Nod Mornln', Rastus. Yo com ing to do pacifist mcetln' tonight? Rastus I don' think to. I dono tnieplaced my razor. Answers. SCHOOL DAY'S By DWIG r'S. ? pinwn Tim ku.iM a kk ivh SV 'S0U one at.- g.Tl k tipm the irf3U t . af t j ui:- tuflq ae v, - ASV.wft' Twn- THM501 vMt ,dn jea S)tlc-( "XtK Wn aeaw3 ?Tt w?r:.Ba -"ouS" r zijt..' ,jiffT2,-;0li maw w" i A k, Br tW - 34Na-$&M The Young Lady Across the Way mtyiJL H Wo asked the yovng lady across tlio way If her new watch was full Jeweled, and aUs gatd-no, but tho bracelet was- , . Lore vs. Bertillon He edged otlli nearor. His onn was'.ln tho vicinity of her waist "Here," sho eald, as ehe glanced at her whlto pique waist belt, "if you'ro goln' to put your arm round thoro, you'd better put your gloves on. My dad's a policeman, and he's keen on finger prints." Property Termed He That fly couldn't walk on tho celling- If bla feet didn't cweat. 'She Don't cay "sweat" Men perspiro, horses eweat and ladies get all aglow. , It All, but that Is u horbefly, Ponn Punch Bowl. PHOTOGRAPHIC PORTRAYAL OF THE LATEST NEWS HAPPENINGS -JBilllBiKlM " r MmMr rM S QHPHiLLWjKiSeT&LL. fAKH IS . t A BlW H ' i fl I : iB IBBTM i 111 T imm - jj, - I.I.IKil.l.l.1. American Student Aviators Mastering the Intricate Details k.!SCBBHIiiiHBkiBl "sSsssSaszsscf uf an Airplane btiRincs Construction. ", teosvr .Er'''''m CcmaiUtca en l'ubllo Information. U-W X.JIIIIIIIr .ll'i,'' ,, , . ssss$-5v .V I(. m&KZZz Komnd b. Morris, America'a New IJX'x) xiinwsiiiKl.A Ambassador to Japan and a Philadel- JW. ' 1Y S:; 1)hian, With William II. Hardy, tho S H 1 Though only Bis Years old. PK X Only Survivor of tho Famous Perry .v nMTMnwaBllllni &v I 1 I'lttl Theima Blitz. Who rWb? X Expedition to Japan in 1833, Just Be- J JKPSHBbJ I I lllveanaldcptKOntal?Cmu1ng N. fo Hardy's Prcsentajtion to the Jap- At tlie Ago of Sixty-nine Chaplain David H. Tribou, Ranking teiMMMiiiMMMM. ,0SmmmmbS!t8SSsm Scene at tho Carter Estate Near Chaplain of the Navy, Has Arrived at the Philadelphia Naval Wmmmmmwm&Jf JMfeHk 1 Washington, Which Has Been Con Homo to Assume His Duties There. psW8m!KK&j HpkM I verted Into a Convalescing Statioa )Vfe -KQBEi 1 for Wounde(J Canadian Soldiers. A Ciose-Up View of American Marines Operating a Machine Gun at Their TraliS Miss Helen Matthews operating g JSsyUV,- " , 22rJF inB Station at Quantlco, Va. e?arUnn,theofMahn9ua? ?5 WMri '" ' W Uarrle 4 Cwlna High School. M IMi-t, A.,' -.rJF The Rev. "BiUy" Sunday's Tabernacle Near the Union Station in-Washington, Where the Baseball-Evangelist Will Open Services in January With the Hope of ConverUna the National Capital . 7 ' i' i V i ' s Hu -" t(S 2 '',?.-, r-v v-"'"v' 'A-O'n irU w A- .-lj. ' , -'-w , ,