v- j T?aw t1"' .wvmc.am y ...V'W' "$"" 7 ' s BKett. . " . ' . ' V EVENING PUBLIC LEDGER-PHILADELPHIA, THURSDAY, DECEMBER G, 191T Wit and Wisdom of a Busy World CAPTO irS A VERY HARD PROPOSITION FOR A STRANGER TO BEAT UNCLE DEN SIMMONS AT CHECKERS ',NT"'; '' I' jfcPAPPL.f Hp? GOT HIM f(y j' m V r,gt! J Off r -nwr A- M'i m fern" , & g L.VwAf ft' k I o Because at a critical, moment he cam turk quick as a cat and shift the position of a man with hi5 beard, Sr pontaink rox. (Cops right. A Higher Officer THE PAimri) CELL MfB fr .iflriviHE vnit :- 'mwc,sJw Who's that bloke? The Brigadier. What's a Brigadier? i Els Job's to use up the langw Idge left o ver by the comp'ny comman ders and sergeants, and then to' find a fresh lot. Just as Handy 20 (on the chair) Got any thumb tacks? '21 (at the door) No, but I've got ome fingernails. Swift exit. Syracuso Orange Peel. Same Thing to Her RfBRitoi 9iJ,v? V This y f r I (w OH, SHE KNOWS hOVJ To take a joke! J ?a Iks WJ rXCM . x r vuic ft s1 - H) 1 X-. V -.- HvwRri US.' JJAWP SCJJZS BUT LOOK YottDSR. LET US HE THANKFUL FOR THE NATURE OF OUR BURDEN zMLSflvSHHBBVBVBHwJfln LIBERTY RESIGNS A German conception of tho war's effect In New York harbor. Trom KUiWcrdatpih. Ilerlm, Uermany Ufctt Sfi -Ok 173-1- I U IL 1 rFi''!ftr KffiniJ "?-i ijtK!A'ua i'I-UJ-C f 1 1X , . . I.iM" J7T A ' ,t;umps " ,vl U ' wr T-r--WM I-fM '.fASlTJ7S.VA wmrmm tsm&wM . W9&rTvl jScSfS'. SSeifceTSiN v-'-v.' --tiv (!r&. ' ,pc? XSV! Sf' - tUj " , V.Ui "HI MU. w HI , VMM "5 VfRirrs fCWr'ar A &MN r- -mr" 5:s?tf-, :v5vj3i TAKING IT OUT OF HIM The Showman : "Have a good look at him, David, and as there "arc twenty-three mil lion pounds of Fritz's money here, you niicht do the same." K T nwl In Th Piinslng Mum. Lundon, England sponivo T'ir t ) .nce Brown, In Chicago News Erv fttrA ifr njw tnn!l I wqnf pilv Mui tn mr1ratiinfY that vmii. mrta- J (.. tf.- " . ...HV VU ll.MU- f "jp' i. ter Is a Colonel. Pfe "sr " Maid That'll be orlrlght, mum ,: f ,'i X jusi aaores soldiers. Revengeful At a party which had continued Into the early hours of tho morn ing a gentleman was asked to sine. Very thouiitfully he bald he was, willing, but a j It was ko late It might disturb the neighbors next door. "Oh, never mind tho neighbors!" cried tho oung lady of the house. "It will veio them Just right. They poisoned our dog last week." The Young Lady Across the Way SCHOOL DAYS in By DWIG ie woo3lox is full, f .mam ma., is xmvc C3M xhin4 4vs I cn hu no A"" bo "V 1 b'4 Thltv d tsai bolt I KwUnt bV SO'Ct'M if SdKa Uaujax iw ob looklM ifn Vntaovwl v iX ( mk 1 1 n i a. . j. . i Tjrini I ayiao or iuw. i 1ffit21lli)r iHnr,, i mmj&k LYUmi I . tsfltMSr- iSL .- Hi ' HIePiO 2; HiJilM" -'- -.r 'A. . - -.Vn. . . WH -tl Jlw a 'J 4 . V j 'V1, t s. x 'JHVn ilwlK 7 TffTi '' XW ' i i ZVIiiffi&ttJA s ' j ii'RisyKV. y it s t s joaz&m urwm'wJiri.R.v . w" e HHMiH&t L 90$HfSiFjfylM. :si"e eTt SaP -V ss, 1 w6 PJBST IBBR mm Geas1..!' .MV dlV ii t1 I iiSi tin ,r rkMWfnM S'ii'""Ss rTM?? fefe! fi HH 5 Ksi ifcSv-ft B W UP HWUKTA w r, T-f tv HBwl yP9 nun .KjWf W7'., . ..Mt H Mfl lUfituuf JhbHi 'HmjbH V" i fi Sif i so Cillf THE SCARECROW lUrJlng, In Drookljn Kdgl PUSHING ON IN PALESTINE Uerryman, In Washlneton livenlnc Star J I '' ti .4. 1. .ti.r..SAf r .' 'Hf 't ..i"vAirM iA-jJi,'' iVinn r 1 ENTER AMERICA But the little neutrals need not fear. From De Amsterdammer, Amsterdam, Holland The young lady across t ho way says she saw tn the paper that the best peoplo In Germany are now wearing wooden shcs and she sup poses the supply of sandalwood will be the next thing to give out. The Wrong Sphere Telescope Proprietor Step up, ladles and gentlemen, and view the planet JIars. Only two-pence, ma'am. Old Lady Gracious! Isn't It round and smooth! , ProprietorWill the bald-head- PiM WA S 'mm -l,l V. I & iBHHM Wrfi'M ta ' :' Klin . . -- - x tli n iWiiiH 5Q3is t" 1 1 (MS. I fan Jv A'iWlfltmI.M,VfllT,l Z-r: 'j a niMMiBi IP K97i 1.r:?;miWW;.' -V' lSK?7 p"L pK aw - -rm Ti fe l i TL,.y TT "-' "-' ' j Kil Vi -w JUSi iWHWmffl ' lifWi'TlMtftf 5.1 .ww z mm'