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Misinterpreted
The lovers sal in the blissful
solitude of tho conservatory. It
was her lilithday, and tho talk
(she saw to. that) drifted ln tho di
rection of presents, and ho asked
her what she would like from htr
own true lovey-dovey.
"Something for my neck, dar
ling, please." she cooed.
He was full of Rood intentions,
hut sometimes awfully absent
minded. Thus he' replied: .
"Yes. darling, I'll buy you a box
of PureHrm's cream soap." Pear
son's Weekly.
1 Th Yn'irtfr Lady Aeroiq the Way
TOO MUCH VODKA
From N'ovy Satlrikon. letrocrnil, Russia.
PAUS MIT TIP"
Hardin?. In Drookhn Kasl?.
THE INTRUDER
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About three months.
HOW LONG WILL THE WAR LAST?
Lloyd George: Wilson:
About a year. At least three years.
I'rnni MVipsi-n, Chrlatlanla, Norway.
Norwegian:
At least ten years.
NOT LIKE MOTHER USED TO MAKE
Klrbjr, In New Yorls World. ,
The young lady across the 'way
jays her father's awfully patriotic,
and ho overheard him say that If
Liberty Bonds over went to 95 h
was going to buy a lot more.
They Seldom Do
"What makes you think all
women hate each other?" '
"Because a woman so seldom
brings up a son fit to be another
woman's husband." Answers.
Ground for Complaint
Walterv-Tho customers ure com
plaining that the coffee tastes like
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